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That was a very sad time for me.

My brother had been dead for a few days.

And his wife Angela was destroyed.

She went on by force of tranquilizers and sleepers.

I could not bear the pain for the sudden death of my husband.

Of course, I should have had respect for my sister-in-law's mourning.

But she excited me terribly.

In the end, I always envied my brother.

With those long hair that gave him an aspect of a living man.

He was always surrounded by beautiful women.

And I, instead, felt rejected.

But now he's gone.

And I want to take care of everything he has always deprived me of.

Oh, I'm gonna be born.

Angela.

I'm sorry.

A little bit.

Human, yeah.

Bye.

Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, Angela, you're fat.

Thank you.

Oh, stubborn.

Oh, stubborn.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Thank you.

12 April.

Who remembers?

Venerdì 14 febbraio.

Sia Silvana è venuta a trovare papà in compagnia di zio Filippo.

Con la scusa di mostrargli la mia collezione di dischi, l'ho attirata in

camera mia.

Lei si era sempre dimostrata gentile e disponibile nei miei confronti, ed io

impazzivo per il suo viso d'angelo e il suo portamento regale.

Despite the presence of the uncle in the house, I did not hesitate to court her.

And with my great astonishment, she gave in to my advances without any problem.

Go, go, go, like this. Yes.

Ah, suck the honey.

Ah,

all wet, come on.

Ah, like this, come on.

Ah,

oh,

ah, you're so good.

Ah,

ah,

ah, a little bit.

Ah, yes, go, go, suck the honey.

She never got the one I'm okay see Oh

See

my back

Le sorprese oggi non sono mancate e la più grande mi è stata offerta dal

comportamento di zio Filippo che non ha battuto ciglio nel vedere la moglie che

chiavava con me.

Anzi, si è divertito anche lui a guardarmi mentre me la scopavo,

dandomi addirittura una mano a farla godere.

See, die die.

Let's see.

Oh, sweet.

Die. Die.

What's going on?

What's going on?

Thank you.

I'm sorry.

Martedì 18 febbraio.

Finalmente oggi mi sono lanciato con Sian.

Era da tempo che volevo farlo e sapevo che non avrei avuto alcun problema.

Mm. Mm.

Mm.

Mm. Mm.

I'm going to die.

I'm going to die.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, see.

Thank you.

Grande chiamata.

Sì, così mi piace. Ave Corina. Sì, sì.

È già scassata tutta quanta.

Sì.

Sì.

Oh, my God.

Yes,

yes,

yes.

I see a spirit.

A spirit.

A spirit of a man.

A spirit.

Look at that spirit.

Ciao, Giovanni. Ciao.

It's a diary.

It's the diary of our brother.

Our brother is dead. I don't care about his diary.

How can you say you don't care?

Read it. What's there to read?

Read what's written.

Look what he did. He's a bastard.

He's a son of a bitch.

Have you read it?

Have you seen it?

It's incredible.

I can't believe it.

I can't believe it. I can't believe it.

I can't believe it. I

can't

believe it.

I don't want to be like this forever.

Forever alone.

Eh? Eh bravo.

Fammi vedere, va.

Ti capito, fratello.

Ma l'angioletta e poi si chiama figlio coltiviero. E poi una bella bocchiacca.

Ah,

bravo, è così, ti piace, è così.

Mm-hmm.

Thank you.

I'm gonna bug it back.

Stay good.

It's not possible.

It's not possible.

But now, now, you and your beautiful baby.

Just a little bit.

It's time to go.

I like him. I like him.

I like him. I like him.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

I love you.

Oh, my God.

I need a moment like this.

It's like I'm in Congress.

I need a moment like this. Yes, yes.

Oh, dear.

um

uh oh

Jess.

I'm sorry. Oh,

yes.

No. No.

Oh.

Oggi è il mio grande giorno.

Ho sempre desiderato Caterina da quando l'ho vista la prima volta in ufficio.

Una segretaria stupenda, ma soprattutto una donna formidabile.

You're so beautiful.

You want to sleep with me, don't you?

You want to sleep?

Yes, then now...

What a beautiful situation.

I think I'm better.

Amen.

Thank you.

Oh.

Amen.

Oh. Oh.

No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No.

No. No.

No. No.

Caro Diario, anch'io ho conosciuto finalmente il piacere del sesso.

Anzi, ho conosciuto la gioia della perversiù.

Credo che da oggi io e te avremo tante cose da dirci, ma proprio tante.

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