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Ayo DJ!

Ayo DJ!

Fucking sick!

Ayo DJ!

Ayo DJ!

Yeah, this is White Hammer logging in.

Yeah, you're right, guys. How's it going?

Sorry about that.

Yeah. Right.

You ready to see Donkey Dick in action? Here we go.

All right.

Uh-huh.

There you go. Yeah, I'm going to fuck you over like I fucked your sister over.

How about that?

Uh-huh.

Who are you? You sound like a fucking... What? You sound like a little fucking

dick. Yeah.

How about this then?

There you go. There you go, dickhead.

Is that your mum I can hear in the background, dude?

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, no, I recognise her voice.

Yeah,

because I was fucking her last week, that's why.

Oh! Oh, there you go!

There you go!

Motherfucker.

Okay, Alpha Squadron, listen to me. I am your squad leader. Moving in. Here we

go.

Rendezvous at that checkpoint.

I said rendezvous at that checkpoint.

Well, then you say roger that. I am your squad leader. Do not turn off comms. On

my back. Okay. Everyone ready?

Frag out! There you go. Nice. On a reload. Anyone got me on the reload?

Medic needed.

Medic needed.

There you go. Watch out. Help back on... What are you doing, huh?

What are you doing?

No.

I'm sorry about that. Your squad leader is back. Okay. Moving in.

Delta Squadron, on my move. On my lead, that's it. Follow in.

Reload, there is help to your left.

Okay, that's it. This is White Hammer moving in.

White Hammer moving in. I am your Lieutenant Commander.

You listen to me.

Excuse me? Okay.

Who do you think bought you that keyboard, mister?

I'm going to need you to be quiet.

That's something.

Okay, this is Delta Squadron back in.

I am moving in.

No!

I was the fucking team leader! You don't understand, I'm the fucking squad

leader!

That was expensive.

Come here.

You're 19 years old.

Your father hasn't told you anything?

You need to respect your elders.

Apologize now.

Apologize.

Apologize like you mean it.

Come here.

Come with me.

Lucy, there's no other way I'm going to forgive you for being a

cheeky little bastard.

Shit, I've wanted to fuck you for so long.

On your fucking ankles.

Tell me you love your step-mommy. Oh, I love my step-mommy.

Oh, I love my step-mommy.

I've wanted to fuck you for so long.

I love my step-son.

Oh, that's... Oh, fuck. Yes.

I'm gonna make my step-marine come.

I'll shake your head. Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my God.

Let's see if you can fucking make a shot.

You want to kick it up?

Yes, you can fucking come up.

What the fuck are you doing?

What the

fuck

are you talking about?

Oh yes, baby, yes, yes.

Oh yes, so fantastic.

You want to run this fucking leg, huh?

Oh yes, oh yes, so heavy I do.

You can't have that dick man.

Go fuck yourself.

You can't have that fucking dick man.

Oh, there are fucking rats in front of you.

Fuck.

Now I'm gonna fuck you.

Now I'm gonna fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

There you go. Yes.

Oh,

you have that cock in your pussy.

Just like that.

Just like that.

You really couldn't suck this fucking dick?

Oh yes.

I love my stuffed lunch. Oh,

yes.

You're right in the tits right now.

Can you sit back?

Come on, sit.

Oh yeah, come on, hold that dick.

Yeah, come on, sit. Fucking cock, baby.

He does it.

Wow.

You just f***ing look like that.

Yeah. Yeah.

You're a fucking cunt. Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

You're a fucking cunt. Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

You're a fucking cunt.

Oh, yeah, come on. Fucking do this, baby.

Come on, come on, come on.

That's it, come on.

You want this cup?

Oh, yeah.

I'm back for it. Oh, yes. Be a good little boy and give it to me. Oh, yes.

Open your mouth.

That's it, play with them balls.

Play with them fucking balls.

Oh shit. Oh shit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah,

I forgive you now.

Thank you.

But let's get that mess you've done cleaned up, okay?

And we're gonna go to the mall and buy you a new keyboard.

Thanks. Good boy.

Good boy.

Just, uh, clean up my mess. Yeah.