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You ready?

Hey, babe. Hey, honey.

Remember, my boss' dinner party tonight is at 6 p.m., which means we gotta be

ready to leave at 5.

Okay. Okay? And I really want to make a good impression on him, so please, like,

tell me that's not what you're wearing.

Oh, it's fine, not it. Find something better, maybe, like, hide that pooch,

okay? You look beautiful-ish.

has that one dress and they swear made them feel amazing. They looked great in

three years and 10 pounds ago.

But we hold on to it in false hope that maybe one day we'll fit into it again.

Believe me, I want to look like I did.

back then.

I've really tried. I've tried everything.

It's just not working.

At first, I tried intermittent fasting.

I even was down to licking the chips in desperation.

But damn, after 16 hours, I didn't just want a burger. I wanted the whole

fucking cow.

I tried speed walking.

Honey, what are you doing?

I'm exercising, Dan.

This is what regret looks like.

You're gonna have to go way faster than that to have any results.

Fuck you.

Fuck.

I even practice Tai Chi.

But it's more boring than watching a documentary about a documentary.

And it made my stepson look like a pervert.

Well, he is a pervert.

They say most of your weight is water weight, which is fantastic.

Now I just gotta get someone to tell me how to lose the water.

Hey, you.

Hey, stepmom.

How are you today?

Good, but talk about this. Just call me mom.

I need to borrow your computer.

Why? This is my computer.

I get that, but mine's dead, and I just need to do some research. I'm using it

right now.

It'll only take, like, three, four minutes.

Maybe ten.

Oh, my. Oh my God, I guess, I don't, how do you take?

Oh, take the computer.

Whatever. I love you. It'll just be a couple minutes.

Damn.

All right,

let's see what I can find.

What the?

What's with all these tabs?

It's all porn.

What a freak.

There's even categories in here.

Hentai? I thought hentai was a type of sushi.

Stepmoms?

He's a little weirdo.

Wait, what's this article?

Squirting instructions?

You know, this might be what I was looking for.

Let's read it.

Step one, relax your body entirely.

Tension is the enemy.

Okay, step two.

Two fingers, palms facing up.

What two fingers?

Locate the rough ridge area about two inches in, you'll know.

Oh, we're talking that kind of thing.

I mean, no one's around.

Let's see if it works.

Sounds easy enough.

Two fingers, palms up.

Step three, curl.

And we'll get to that.

Relax body integrity.

I don't really know how to do that, but we'll wing it.

Tension is the enemy.

Step two, two fingers, palms facing up.

Up, down, you know what?

I'm just gonna, it's probably like that, right?

Step three, curl steady, rhythmic, not fast.

Firm.

I think I know what Russ' mother talking about.

But that really only feels good once I've got myself a little worked

up.

Maybe that's what they mean by relaxing.

I don't do that.

Do like that.

Two fingers, palms facing up.

Maybe we should try these fingers.

See how it... Is that the spot?

Somewhere.

It's in there somewhere.

I know I found it before, but I didn't really realize what it was.

Oh.

Oh.

Okay.

That is starting to feel a little different.

almost like it's getting a little more sensitive what are the other steps

there's gotta be more to that step three

curl steady rhythm not fast firm

step four apply constant pressure do

not stop

Your arm will get tired push through

Really I mean it helps get rid of

the water weight that continues feeling this good

There.

That's nice.

Not good.

Feeling really good.

How do I feel like I better pee though?

Is it supposed to be like that?

Let's see.

You might feel like you have to pee.

You must not pee.

Push through, keep going.

Push.

I don't know.

It feels good.

Holy shit.

Okay, bring this out.

Yeah, that is a lot.

Well, you see, I was trying to lose water weight, and, well, your search

history had something called squirting, and I thought maybe it would help.

I mean, it worked.

I mean... But what were you doing home? You weren't supposed to be here.

Listen, I'll keep your secret, but as long as you, like, you can let me become

your squirt master.

You're serious?

I'm serious.

Yeah, I've put in hours of research. I know exactly what I need to do.

I mean, research is one thing, doing it is another.

And you're my son.

I mean... But that was a lot.

And I do need to lose some of this water weight.

I mean... Do you think you can make me, um...

Do that again?

Like maybe that much or more? More.

More.

You know, I'm hesitant, but at the same time, nothing else has worked.

I mean... Do you think you can help me do that?

Yeah, I can help you, yes.

But I, like, I need help first to help you.

If you...

I mean, I guess it's only fair. I'm going to get help. I've got to help you.

But we can't tell your father.

I said I'll keep your secret.

I know you did, but I'm just making sure.

Yes, I promise.

Fuck.

All right.

I can't believe I'm stooping this low.

Diet and exercise didn't work.

Okay.

I'm impressed.

I'm impressed.

You still got room to grow.

Let's see what this guy.

Let's see what you've got.

Oh, fuck.

I

can't

believe.

I have some cock in my mouth right now.

Oh, fuck.

You taste so good.

Oh, shit.

Fuck, it's so hot. Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

shit.

Fuck, my mouth tastes so good.

I almost sensed that from playing with myself earlier.

I know, you screamed all over me.

I really didn't mean to make that up. Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck, mom.

Oh shit.

Shit,

it's making me so hard right now. I can tell.

Oh shit.

It's fucking tedious.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

I can't believe my dick is in your mouth.

Oh, shit.

I thought I'd beat this turn going by it.

Oh, shit.

Oh, I dug it down.

Fuck you some dick, but in my girlfriend Oh

Oh, shit.

You deep throat dad stick like this?

Holy fuck.

I don't have much to deep throat.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my dick's bigger than yours?

Definitely. Oh, shit. I didn't.

Okay.

Oh, fuck.

What are you doing?

I'm getting comfortable.

My knees are straight. Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Oh shit, you're already wet. I mean

you did just squirt.

Oh shit. Oh shit.

Honey!

Honey, you know where my cufflinks are?

Hey, Austin.

Yeah. You know where mom is?

No, last I heard, she was going to the store.

The store?

Maybe the grocery store.

Fuck.

Fuck. Oh, cute boy.

He's gone.

Oh, well.

Oh, shit.

My grocery store.

Really?

He's the one that needs to lay off the groceries. I wouldn't have to go so much

if he didn't. Eat them all.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit, mom.

I can't believe he almost caught us.

Yeah, dad can't catch us.

He'll be pissed.

Oh, shit. I wouldn't even say.

You think he would be mad?

Probably. Oh, fuck.

Fuck, we eat things, right?

Mm-hmm. Oh, shit. He can't make you sweat. I'll make you sweat.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

I can't get over how much I'm into this.

You should teach my girlfriend how to suck dick.

I ain't got time anywhere.

I thought I'd be a little mood killer getting caught by him earlier, but it

just made me feel naughtier.

Like I want to do more.

I want to do more.

Can I ride this dog?

I've been waiting.

Yeah, that's the only way I can make you squirt, right?

I figure you could probably do more of being a squirt master, right? Oh, yeah.

Right?

Oh, sick in there.

Oh,

fuck, really?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck, baby.

Oh, your titties, mom.

Oh, my God.

It's so fucking good.

You feel it too, baby.

I really can't do this. I feel the pain.

And then I couldn't be regretting it at all.

Shit, it's coming.

Baby.

I feel so good.

That's one way to lose the water weight.

Cardio and exercise.

I could be a fan of this.

I could be a real fan of this.

I want to see if you've got that, baby.

Look at all that massive hair on that top.

Show mommy what you've got.

Like an elephant or cow

A little help.

This is so good.

I'm not exaggerating.

His dad has been this part in years.

I definitely haven't felt this good.

So wanted.

So sexy.

Oh, fuck.

I'm gonna be greedy.

I'm gonna go all the way. I'm gonna get more.

Oh, baby.

This is so good.

You want to sit there and feel mommy really cum on that dick?

I want to introduce you to something.

What are you doing?

Old faithful.

Not that you're not doing a great job, but I need to lose a lot

of water weight.

I just keep fucking that, but you feel my pussy gripping that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

that was so good.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Do that again.

You just wanted to take me over the edge.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck yes.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh,

damn, baby.

Fuck yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, shit.

You're making my body sing, baby.

This is wanted in here.

I'm playing with that. I'm like playing with that.

Yeah, turn it on.

Yeah. Turn it on.

Oh, shit.

That's so good.

Come on, turn it on. You turn it on.

There it is. Oh, shit.

Oh, sweetie. Put it on there. Put it on there.

Let's go.

Oh yeah, this will make you squirt.

Oh, shit!

Oh, let me, let me, let me!

Oh, get back in there. I lost it, so close!

Keep that leg, yes baby, use it.

Oh shit.

Come for me.

Come for me.

Come for me.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

I can't believe you've gotten so much out of me.

Oh shit.

I'll put it in here.

What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

Watch that clock disappear in a second.

Watch that clock disappear.

Fuck, I'm gonna feel so fucking good.

So good.

I'm gonna feel so fucking good.

I just feel like I'm on this pussy right now.

Oh shit.

I saw it on one of my favorite videos.

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Oh shit. Just put it back in there deep. Oh my god.

Oh

Oh.

It's almost five o'clock.

What the fuck?

Oh my God.

Austin, what the fuck are you doing?

That's your mom.

Well, in all honesty, he was helping me.

How? Well, you did want me to get the water weight.

Okay. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Fuck. All right. Good job, son.

I'm helping, you know.

Yeah.

Now I gotta go get changed.

Sorry. I've been working that one out for a while.

You heard him.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh.

You feel so good in there, baby.

Look.

I can't believe I just came all over your father like that.

So much, too.

Oh, shit.

Fuck you back, babe.

Fuck you.

Fuck you back.

Turns out your father wasn't mad.

Oh shit. Oh

shit.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Baby come over my soul.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

It's so good, it's so good.

It's so good.

Oh shit.

Oh fuck.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Oh fuck.

Such a mess.

Thank you, baby.

Now to go get ready for that party.

You know what? I think I will wear that dress.

You ready?