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Welcome back to the Alpha Journey. We got Mike Cox here with us to see how you

guys doing today. Yo, what's happening?

How we doing?

Can we go back to talking about how solid we are though? Like, I can't stand

the fact that they think they can do everything by themselves.

Me either, man. I'm trying not to tell you. Even though they're business or

something, they can always use a big dick like ours.

Right, Chad?

They know. If your dick's not big, get out of here.

Because we only handle Alpha Energy. Alpha Energy on this podcast only.

Listen, every woman would be lucky to be fucking us. Like, if we really think

about it, if we were to put every woman in a line, in the world. In the world.

They're going to be right there waiting on us. I already know. One by one.

Yeah, I bet we can make each and every one of them women come.

One by one.

In seconds?

Seconds, dog.

Talk about a world record.

20 seconds here, 20 seconds here, 20 seconds here. 20?

10! 10 seconds, 10 seconds apiece, Chad.

10! 10!

Little bit of the tongue, little bit of the finger. You know what I mean? Use

your big dick.

What more can you really ask for? It doesn't even take our dick. I'm trying

to tell you. All we need to do is use our tongues.

We're good to go.

That's my man.

That's my man. Can we go back to talking about how women think they're so

independent?

Can you guys please give me a story or two of what you guys have actually gone

through? What have you encountered?

Tell us that.

Oh, there's Jason.

He just said a woman could change her attire.

Yo, Jason, that's actually comedy, dude. We might have to put that on. We have a

girl in here, actually.

Banner.

Banner. No, she said women should be thankful to have a man in the house.

Oh!

Give her a badge. Give her a badge. Give her a badge. Give her a badge. Give her

a badge.

We need to ask her. She sounds like the type of girl that I want. Maybe we can

have her as a guest.

You will not believe what I heard these boys talking about.

They were literally saying that women are soft.

They were saying that men are better than women and listen to this.

They said that they could make any woman in the world come.

Yeah.

I can't believe my sweet pie said that. Yeah.

Did they do something wrong?

No, no.

You didn't do anything wrong. It's just like the internet, the algorithm.

It's horrible.

So, yeah, what are we going to do about this?

I think that if they say they can make any woman come, that we should see if

they could make any woman come.

You know what I mean?

You mean we can find the girlfriends for them?

No. I'm saying us.

Only if we can do that with our step-sons.

I mean, I see where you're coming from, but...

It's our job as mothers to do this. I promise you it's going to be okay.

This is God's will.

I don't know.

What about if we swap?

I hang out with your son and you hang out with my son.

I don't know.

This is our job.

I think the whole switch thing is a really good idea.

I just... I really... It's crazy.

It's crazy.

No, Alexander, this is our job. We can't let them go out into the world with this

alpha male mentality.

It's our job to raise good sons.

We are the ones that are in charge to make sure that they turn out right and

that they treat women right.

I don't think that it's a good idea.

It's crazy.

I don't know.

Alexander, do you want your son?

To keep talking about women like this? No.

Okay, we're gonna teach them a lesson, okay?

I mean, if you say so.

Okay, I'm gonna get them in here. Mike, Austin, get in here.

Just follow them, okay?

Yes.

Excuse me.

What's up?

Jeez, what do you guys have to do? We're trying to film a podcast.

Yeah. yeah we've definitely heard your podcast yeah not

even

my mother not even my mother see y'all that's the craziest thing ever but i

will say that did tire me out not because you told us to but yeah

My So

you

really think women are soft What a question Yes,

they're soft you're so soft oh, yeah, I bet we can make 10 seconds Literally.

Oh my god.

Any girl would be blessed to have an alpha guy. What are you talking about?

Like, alpha man.

Like, me and him, alphas.

This is just comical. I've never even seen you bring a girl home.

I've seen you bring them all.

My man. That's what we're talking about. See?

Well, they don't come back a second time. That's for sure.

Whatever. And you've got all these girls coming. Why am I picking up some crusty

socks all the time?

No, I don't have fucking crusty socks. Take care of that.

women clean up after outfits that's just what it is this

is ridiculous wait maybe we use this as practice okay

if you really think that a woman can come from you why don't you show us what

is making her come show us your penis what are you crazy yeah i don't want to

pull my dick out for my mom it's fucking weird

It's okay.

Okay. I got an idea. What about you guys just switch and then I'll look at his

little penis.

We're alphas. We don't have small penises.

Fuck it.

Fuck it.

Let's see it. Let's see what you got.

We have to do it. Yeah.

It's part of the alpha journey, right?

Let's go.

Yeah, you want to see it? Yes.

Exactly what I thought.

Are you serious?

Look how soft it is.

It's so soft.

Oh,

it's just so cute.

I can't believe it. Oh, I knew you were going to be small.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Well. See?

we don't even need to use our cocks to make girls come we can just use our

tongues yeah what the literally

Alright, well then get down.

Wait, wait.

Right now? Yeah, lay down.

Let's see what you got.

What are they talking about, though?

Sounds like a comfy seat.

Let's see what you got.

What are you guys going to sit on our chairs?

Oh my gosh. Pull up your skirt.

Can I sit down? Yeah, sit down.

It's just as nice as any other

I mean, I don't know. Your mom's pussy is so pretty.

Dude, you've seen pussy before. I have. Okay, less talking, more pleasuring.

Uh, come here.

Are you sure?

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I don't even feel it.

I don't even feel it.

Maybe try saying the ABCs or something.

The ABCs.

That's not working. No, it's still not working. Nobody made me laugh.

You don't do this yet.

You know what they say when you make people laugh?

Keep going, Mike.

I don't think this is it.

Disappointment.

I keep going. It's like, oh

my God.

I think I'm enjoying it. You're warm and I'm enjoying it.

Wait, what? I don't hear it, dog. I don't know what the fuck you're talking

about. The only guy that's got it eating me up is your dad.

Have you ever tried before?

Have you ever licked Lucy before?

Yeah, of course. You're telling me you don't like it? You don't know how to do

it. I don't feel anything.

He's just so much fun.

Oh wait, I feel something there. Oh, it's you.

I forgot.

I've been here the entire time.

I thought they were moaning for piss. I forgot I knew it.

They weren't getting their pussy so good, they're getting their trance. I

forgot that you're trying to lick my pussy.

I cannot say that you're licking.

I don't think this is it. Are you serious?

Yeah, I'm enjoying her more than I'm enjoying you.

Wait,

that's a great idea.

Yeah, I'm going to suck her fucking cock.

You think you're going to do better at this? We're sick of this.

We are going to suck you so good that you won't even know.

Wait, I almost fell asleep.

Look at you. How adorable. Let's see it. It's crazy.

It's crazy.

Look at you.

Let's see it, young. What are you guys waiting for?

Let's do it a little bit.

Let's show them what we got.

Only because of you.

Go ahead.

Oh my god.

Wait.

Mom, where the fuck did you get her to do that?

I know sweetie.

There's a lot of things you don't know about your mommy.

Let's see what you guys can do, huh?

At least you can try to move yourself.

Move? Like, into your... Oh my

god.

Dude.

Oh my god.

I think it's really long

So you guys admit that women are better than men?

No. What the fuck?

This is what you guys are supposed to do.

Literally.

The exact thing that you guys are supposed to be great at.

This. Cooking me meals.

Doing our laundry.

Stop it. From now on, you guys are going to cook for us.

Focus on him.

Oh my God,

what the fuck?

I haven't seen that.

I think it's amazing.

Yeah, but they're supposed to worship us.

That's what they're doing right now.

Yeah, but if they fucking keep looking at each other, they're taking away your

attention from us.

Well, that turns me on. I'm not going to lie.

Who the fuck is that?

Get your fucking head in the game.

Sorry.

Yo. Hello. No, don't stop.

Come here.

Don't tell me what to do.

What are we supposed to do here?

What do you mean it's not that big?

You literally can't even swallow it.

Mom,

what the fuck? Why are you so mean?

I know.

I know.

He has nothing on his dad.

That's for sure.

I think we should see if we can fuck.

We can fuck.

What do you mean? We'll try to see.

Try to see is crazy.

I don't think that it can.

Do you think you can make us cum?

Yes! What type of question is that?

Did you guys not just come when he was giving you head?

I don't think so.

You think you could make me come? Yeah, weren't you?

Maybe not you, mom, but I could definitely make Austin's mom come.

So you don't think that you could make me come? That's what you're saying? We

can make any girl come.

Alpha men can make any woman come.

We can.

Let's fucking show them.

Come up here.

This is what alphas do, they worship ass.

You're behind me, I can't hear you.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah, let's see what you got tiny car that's what's filling you up, right

What what do you mean inside you fuck her my

Try try deep.

I think you still soft What?

I am not.

He's so cool with you.

I thought he sounded more confident. I thought he's so confident.

But it's not.

He's in confidence.

You can tell he's enjoying it.

Yeah, she does feel pretty good.

Go harder.

Maybe you can.

I feel so good with you. Keep going.

Are you encouraging me?

I gotta teach you something, huh?

I'm pretty sure I know how to fuck.

You're gonna know how to after this.

I wouldn't be running a podcast if I didn't know how to.

Oh yeah, I don't know if I feel right.

It's okay, just let it happen.

This is funny.

I don't feel anything.

I feel something bad now.

Yeah, it's my dick.

Yeah, it's nice deep strokes, baby.

Nice deep strokes, baby.

Yeah, I'm doing it right now, huh? Yeah.

You're doing a good job. I've always been doing a good job.

Just let him please you.

I'm so fucking pleased.

Wait, my mom teach me?

Well,

she's just like any other woman. I could make her come too.

Yeah, you think so?

Yeah, what the hell?

Mom, are you about to come?

I think you're about to come. No.

Stop it. I can literally hear you moan over there. I want you to make her come

first. And then you're going to make me come first.

I kind of like this song.

You heard that moment? He's getting better.

He has a really nice body.

Oh, shit. I think your mom's liking it. She's not that kind.

Oh, I think you're not that kind. This is what we do.

Oh, that's going to ruin it.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, right there.

Oh, you feel good?

Oh,

shit.

Like that?

Shit.

Oh, your mom's pussy's gonna make me fucking cry. I'm so sensitive.

Oh, I don't know if I can.

Oh shit, I gotta go slow.

Oh, I gotta go slow. You're gonna make me come so fast.

Say that women are better. I know.

Say that women are better. Oh, I feel silly. Oh, women are so much better.

Yeah, good.

Oh, I'm so sexy.

Oh, fuck.

What do you mean?

go deeper again now i feel something so maybe you can make me try to go

deeper

don't

stop don't stop

Try to make me cry.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Are you happy?

Yeah, you're happy?

Oh, just

like that.

Just like that.

I think they're starting to appreciate women a lot more now.

Well, this is what you guys were made for.

I mean,

it's just like really honestly not working, you know? Yeah.

I mean, who can teach them better than... Are you serious?

I cannot do that. I cannot do that with my son.

I mean, bro.

We're fucking awful. We can do this. We can handle anything.

Yeah. Like, we ain't gonna do that. Yeah, we can agree.

A woman agreeing.

Let's go.

Yeah, we can do this

We won't tell dad. We won't tell anybody.

Except the podcast.

Possibly the podcast.

We'll keep it to just our real good fans.

Not everybody's gonna know.

Babe, how many views is this gonna get?

Bro. This is gonna be crazy.

Oh my gosh.

Don't even touch me.

Are you serious?

Like, at least try.

I need to be taught. Yeah, that's what you keep saying.

But I feel like I know exactly what I'm doing already.

Okay.

Then just show me what to do. What do you... Oh, wow.

More than I love me.

Show me what you got.

I love you.

I love you too.

What the fuck?

Yeah. Yeah?

I'll go a little faster.

Don't

stop

Mike.

You're doing much better.

oh my god

I'm trying to teach him.

I'm doing great. I'm doing great. No, you're not.

Go all the way down.

Yeah, you think so. Go all the way down like that.

Yeah. Just go all the way down like that.

I

told

you I'm not going to fucking do this.

You can teach them really well.

You're taking it really well, right?

We're good teachers, huh?

oh yeah

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

You feel so good.

Oh, yes, Mike.

Maybe you know a thing or two.

See?

I told you.

You're doing it good right there.

Just like that.

I feel like a real man now.

I feel like a real man. Oh,

my God. I kind of fell in love with it.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my

God.

Oh, you want to learn how to make me cum?

Oh, yeah, yeah. You're going just like that.

Tell me you want to make me cum. Oh, my God, I want to make you cum. I want to

make you cum so bad. Yeah.

You want me to give you all my juices? Oh, my God, yes.

Yes, I want to make my mommy cum.

You want me to put it on the floor? You want me to put it on the floor?

Oh, my God.

Yes.

You can smack me.

Oh my god, yes.

Yes, give it to me, mom. Give it to me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're back.

Oh, fuck.

Dude, I can't believe my mom just freaking scored.

Holy shit, I just gave my mom a score.

Oh my god, girl.

Wait,

how's that alpha for you?

that's alpha oh

that's insane

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

Oh, I want to see what other positions you guys can make us come in.

You think you can do another position too?

I want to try some crazy shit.

Oh my god

Oh my god.

Yes.

This is so good.

Stop it son.

I'm still teaching you.

It was so hard.

You boys are doing so much better.

She's so wet.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Look at this. Oh, my God.

Mom, you're giving us a show.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, she's throwing it at us. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh,

man.

They just needed more position to get better.

You're getting better, right?

Yes,

I'm getting better.

Yes, baby.

Yes, baby.

Yes,

baby.

It's like that right here

Look how happy they are.

They love women.

Say you guys love women.

We're alpha.

Yeah, we're alpha. Yeah, we're still alpha. We're still, right?

Yeah. Alpha.

Yeah,

haven't you came twice? Yeah, alphas do that shit.

Oh my

god,

fuck mom you're so fucking wet.

Your mommy's really better.

Oh, she is so good. Your mommy is so good.

Did your mommy watch your videos?

Yes. Oh, she's so good.

Oh, she's so good.

oh he's so good

I don't want to try something crazy at home, okay?

oh oh

Let's try something crazy.

Wait, what? I got something crazy. Yeah, let's see.

Oh,

he's pulling this move.

This fucking guy. Oh my gosh.

Yes, show me. I wanted to do that first.

Oh, wow.

Oh, shit.

Super soaker

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh my gosh, that's warm, yes.

She's such a good girl.

Don't you dare come

Keep fucking me.

You guys are gonna come all over our pretty little faces, okay?

Not yet, though.

They must be outposing all of their faces. That's what they fucking want,

though. Yeah, that's what they fucking want.

Oh my God. You're going to give me a big hug.

Get her pussy, mom.

Get her pussy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. Mom, that's so hot.

Oh, my God. I fucking love it. Oh, fuck.

I don't wanna fucking cum.

Oh my God.

Oh my god, yes!

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh, shit, bro.

Oh, shit.

Fucking awful shit, though.

Awful shit. You got a story to tell now.

I'm one of those freaks, dude.

Holy shit.

They're looking at you. They're making out with her.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Boys, give me a hug.

So, what did we learn today?

Women aren't soft.

Sorry, I'm not soft enough.

And what else?

And we're not alpha males.

I guess we're not alpha males, but I mean, everything we just did. This is a

proud face. I'm still one.

Are you proud?