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Hey, how was your job?

Oh It's the job was

great it's my my quad just seized up there at the end

It's

can you feel that it's like seizing up yeah

Oh, yeah, that's nice.

I like that.

All right.

How about I give you a little massage?

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah. And maybe some a little extra?

Well, I like how both of those things sound.

Really? Yeah. I can't tell.

Take your time. Okay.

I'll go upstairs and get ready.

I'm going to wear my sleep mask to keep the light out. Good call.

Alright, I'll see you upstairs. Alright, relax.

I'll be up there shortly.

Hey, Dad.

I just wanted to ask you something.

So, uh, can I, um, can I borrow some money?

Wow.

Just, uh, no.

Hey, Dad.

How was your extremely busy day?

Just cut to the chase, huh, champ?

You see, I'm sorry.

Relax, I'm just kidding with you.

How much do you need?

$20. Fuck off.

I'm sorry.

I meant to say, wow, that's a lot of money. What's it for?

A new bike.

Hmm.

So, what happened to the perfectly new expensive bike we

gave you when you turned 18 last summer.

The chain fell off, remember? So it doesn't really work anymore.

Really? Because I think buying a new chain is way cheaper than buying a whole

new bike.

So... What's it for, buddy?

Come on, Dad. I'm not hiding anything. Don't you trust me?

Come on.

You know we have always taught you to be honest and tell the truth, right?

And I know I'm your stepdad, and I just want to reiterate, you will never

get a penny out of my wallet if you're telling me a lie.

So what is it?

Come on, Dad. Do I have to tell you? Like, you can't just... Yeah, you got to

tell me.

Because you got to earn that kind of trust.

So... Yeah, you're right. It's just so embarrassing.

Hit me with it. I've been through a lot. All right. Well, so, you know, I'm about

to go to college soon.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, I'm just...

Yeah, what's that have to do with the $200,000? Well, I'm no virgin, Dad, all

right? Who's going to want to work with a loser like me?

And no one's going to want to hang out with me. So I just need to hire an

escort.

Wow,

okay. That took a turn.

Okay, so, hmm, I see.

All right.

So being your stepdad, I am going to put forth, I

don't think hiring an escort

is maybe the best idea, you know, to punch

in your V cards.

Look, a man's first time should be

special. It's usually not, but it should be. And it should be with someone who

cares about you and also who has your best interests.

Well, I understand that, Dad, but what the hell am I supposed to do? I don't

know anybody like that anywhere around here, and none of the girls at my school

have the slightest bit of interest in me. And besides...

I want my first time to be with someone who is mature and experienced.

I don't want to be the one to fuck up.

I think I have someone that fits the bill.

You do? Yeah. Who?

Okay, you ready?

Yeah.

Your stepmom.

What? It's a great idea, right?

Great idea, but even if she wasn't my stepmom, that's your wife.

Uh, yeah, she is my wife, but also, I don't care.

It doesn't matter. It's not a big deal.

Not a big deal?

Look, your stepmom always has

you in her heart. She always wants the best for you.

and the best intentions, right? So I think this

is the best decision.

Okay, well, would mom even do that with me?

Your biological mom, bless her soul,

isn't with us anymore, okay?

And what have you learned from me after all four marriages by now?

I'm a great planner.

I do.

I get that. It just seems like a long shot.

You're right. It is.

But... I got a good feeling about this.

All right? So look.

Okay. So what are we even supposed to do?

Mind lab!

I am going to tell you. Listen up. All right.

Are you ready for the best massage of your life?

Yes, please.

First, I'm gonna start on your swollen area.

Okay.

Yeah, I feel that kink coming out. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, that's so good.

Yeah? Yes.

Oh yeah, get the calf too.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Do you want your feet massaged?

Yes please.

Oh, that's nice.

Sorry.

Oh. I know you like that.

I do.

How's

this

feel? This feels really good.

Yeah? Yeah.

A little love on the other leg?

Yes. Yeah.

I love giving you a massage.

You're very good at it.

How about

your

big, beautiful breasts?

Would you like to have those massaged?

Ever so gently.

Feels good?

Yeah.

Can I maybe get a happy ending?

Would you like your pussy eaten first?

Sure.

Carl I'm just getting my mouth's a little dry. Sorry

Would you like it to go faster or slower?

Oh, I think it's perfect.

Now that my pussy's all wet, I'm ready for dick.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, what the fuck is going on? Oh, hey, hon.

All right, all right, all right. Hold on. I know this does not look like a

good idea, right?

But, but, but, here's how. Thomas came to me today.

And he asked me for help.

He's going to college.

And he's still a virgin.

Come on, guys.

Are you serious?

I mean, aren't you like over 18? I was telling him, yeah, I turned 18 last

year, remember? And the girls don't talk to me. Well, yeah, maybe. I don't know

who else to ask help for.

Maybe if you didn't play video games constantly.

Oh, yeah.

And then you'd play tuba in band.

I mean.

He.

He's going to go to an escort.

What? I know.

For $200.

You are... Well, I mean... No tip, right? Ads seem legit, so I... They

always do. They're trying to trick you. So I explained that you care about him

more than anyone, more than all the other four marriages, right?

Yeah. And so...

Who best to show him the right way?

Just think about it for a second.

And ask court.

Imagine what the neighbors would say if they found out. That would be so

embarrassing.

But your stepmom, she cares about you.

She loves you.

And who else is going to treat you better than her?

Right?

Right?

There... You always just make such a good point.

I make good points, but look, I understand this might have not been the

best plan.

Not a shining moment.

I get it. But look...

I mean, it was a little unorthodox.

A little, right? Yeah.

I've got to work on that.

And I will.

But look at him.

He's scared out of his mind.

Sorry, Mom.

And we know how hard college can be, right? Yeah. And we also,

we've done a lot of crazy stuff in college too, right? I can't believe we

didn't get arrested.

Well. Don't talk about it.

You said college was fun.

It is fun.

It was fun. It was a little reckless. Yeah.

Did some things that... Anyway.

I thought, who better to teach him than me? Because

he's going to learn something from it. And when he goes off to college, man,

he's going to be ready.

Smart kid.

Yeah. Right?

Good grades.

Socially.

We've got to work on that. And this is where that would help. Yes.

Yeah.

I gotta admit, you have some skills.

You can.

Yeah, yeah, you know.

I got it.

You know what?

What the hell?

Let's send him off.

How about just a thought? Okay.

I join in.

Yeah, he's thinking.

I'm thinking. He's always thinking. Well, I would learn a lot more.

You would learn a lot more. Sure.

If I joined in and I took on the weight of

showing you and doing this to you. The leadership role. Okay.

Natural leader. Yeah. Wow. Yeah.

And I'm a supportive individual.

And together, we can really help you. And you're going to be sent off to

college with so much knowledge. Not just from books.

Physical. Learning.

Right. Wow.

Okay. If you're okay with that, Mom, then... I am more than okay with it.

And I am okay with it, which is most important. Yes. Yes.

Yeah. He is good.

Die.

I'm good.

I know you guys are. You really are the best parents ever. We care about you. We

are. You know, four strikes and the fifth one.

Wow. Yeah.

Let's do this. Let's do this as a family.

Yeah.

We've always wanted to do more bonding activities.

This is it.

This is it.

Fuck you miniature balls. Yeah. Oh, yeah, we're gonna fuck guys, okay

Let me get you both ready. What do you say? I say that's a great plan

We're doing this together. Yeah.

This is actually happening.

It is happening. You should stare at me.

I'm kidding.

Oh, yes.

You got it. Right here?

Yeah. See?

Yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes.

How's it going? Oh, so good.

Good job, Thomas.

Oh,

wow.

Yes.

Mmm.

Dude, I'm so much. You're not tricky.

Whoa.

God, mom, is that what you used to do in college?

You think she started this in college?

Oh, fuck.

No escort's gonna do this for that much.

Oh, fuck this.

Oh, yes, yes, yes. So... Oh, my God.

I think we should just go.

What do you think?

I do.

Oh,

there

we go.

Yes. That's right.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

You're going to be so thoughtful, am I?

Yes.

This is advanced stuff here, son.

You're doing some real freaky stuff over there, Dad.

Yes, well, yeah.

Why don't you give those titties a little whack? A little whack? Yeah.

A little whack right there?

A little discipline?

Yeah. Yes.

Yeah? Oh, yeah.

Goddamn, baby.

How's he doing?

All right.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh,

it's so good. Right?

Oh, yes.

This is doing really good. How about I give it a shot?

You want to take me from behind?

This is another option.

Okay.

Always offer.

Never just as soon.

Can I bring you over here? Absolutely.

Yes, please.

Thank you. Right there. That's perfect.

Wow.

It's okay to suggest some things.

Oh, yeah, please be.

You have to really communicate. Communication is very important.

Could you put your mouth on it? Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Oh, wow.

Just so you know, he's eating my ass right now, which is another wonderful

option. Alright, I've thought about doing that before. Always ask and

always, you know, make sure.

Oh, fuck. That is delicious.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Wow.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Yes.

Oh, it's just amazing.

Wow.

You want to get back?

Sure. Right? There you go.

It's really nice.

Pay attention and let them know everything's going to be good and fun.

Thanks, Mom.

Yeah, yeah.

There you go.

You want to finish too early.

You'll get a refund.

Would you, uh... Would you play with my asshole a little bit?

You want me to play with your asshole? Yeah.

Like what?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, please.

Yeah. Let's fucking go crazy. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, it's amazing.

Yeah. Yes.

Thomas, did you notice that I asked your father to do that? He didn't assume. Oh,

yeah.

He has just so much manners.

It's important to be polite. Is this okay?

Yes, it's incredible.

He's gauging, making sure I'm comfortable.

Yes, or he's got his fingernails deep first.

You never want to just go to the whole hand.

If you do meet a girl who does that, well, you know she's

kosher.

Look at that.

Do you like that?

Yes. I love it.

Oh, I do, yes.

Wow.

Yes.

Is that great?

Little spanks?

Yeah, please.

Yes.

That is another thing that you have to get consent for, Thomas.

Can I smack your ass, Mom?

Yes. Yeah.

Nice. Very nice. With authority.

Yeah, that's right.

You grab her here, these little love handles to pull her up and down.

There it is.

Just grip it.

Like you mean it.

Oh, that's fantastic.

Oh,

that's nice.

Oh, yes.

Oh, that's fun.

Oh, man.

I think you know where I'm going with this.

I will get there.

It's not overwhelming.

Thomas, just look at that. Yes,

yes, yes.

Oh,

that is beautiful.

Oh, yes.

That's a good rhythm.

Oh, you want to speed it up a little bit?

Want to go a little faster?

There you go.

Yeah, it's all in the hips.

Yeah, it is.

It's all in my lips.

That's awesome.

Oh,

that's

good, yeah.

Honey, do you think that Thomas is ready for backdoor action?

Really? What's that?

Well, I think I should... presented first and so he knows. Yes.

Right? We're sending you off to college in style.

Alright.

Rule number one. You need a good lubrication. Okay.

We'll start this way.

Okay. Wow.

Here. Oh, thank you. Of course, ma'am.

Did you see that?

That's right. Learn from the best. Yes, you have.

Okay, so never slam it in without getting

slapped. I'm not sure you watch. I'm not sure I'm watching.

Nice massage.

I added lube.

Yes. Now I am going to gentleman-like put

it in.

Nice and slow.

Ready? Not everyone does this, so pay attention.

Oh. And do you see? I'm like, slow it down. Yeah, she dressed.

Stop.

Okay. That was in a little too far.

Yeah. Now he's gently and slowly going in and out. I've heard her consent.

Okay. And now I'm paying attention.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yeah.

I'm just gonna adjust myself.

That little technique I said?

The thumb? Yeah.

This guy works wonderful.

Just whatever she likes. And if she doesn't want it, she'll tell you.

Ain't that right, honey? Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Ooh, yeah. Put you on your side a little bit. Yeah, there we go. Like so.

Just like that, yes.

And turn this out just like that.

Ooh, yeah.

There he goes.

Yes.

Yes, yes.

Are you paying attention?

Yeah, I'm paying attention.

Oh,

wow.

Being your mommy, it's healthy and everything. She is good. And not all

ladies will say this, but you can ask.

May I go back to your vagina?

Thank you for asking. And yes, you can.

See, that's an arrangement.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Can you put this back in your mouth?

Yes you can.

I hate this.

yeah would

you

would you like to try yeah yeah okay

thank you for asking

This is another way to do it. Okay.

Can I put it in? Yes, very slowly.

Nice and slow.

There we go.

I'm so proud.

Oh, yes.

I would like... Need a grip? Yes. Like that.

That's so hot.

Yes.

Oh, sweetheart, you're really doing it.

Oh, yes.

Wow, it feels so good.

It does, right? Oh, my God.

I've always said that's a magic hole.

Yes. Yes, it is. I said that.

There you go.

Oh, it really is a magic hole.

Thomas keep it up with this look at you go

Good job.

Yes.

Yeah?

Go for it.

Oh yeah. Oh yes.

Look at all that stimulation going on. She's touching her vagina.

I'm looking at tits. It's amazing.

It really is a wonderful sensation.

That gets you this phone call.

Yeah, it does, right?

Yeah. Yes, yes, yes, please. Yes.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh.

Ah.

Oh. Oh.

Ah. How hard her nipples are.

Yeah.

It's a sign she likes it. Yes, it is.

I'm very much aroused.

Yes. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Ah.

Ah.

Yeah.

Do you want to give me a breath? Um,

you, you want to choke me a little bit?

Yeah. See? Another thing you always ask. Never just assume.

Thomas, pay attention.

Wow. Wow.

Looks like you do this often, Mom.

Yeah.

Wow.

Would you like to go into my vagina now? Yeah.

Go ahead. Okay.

Oh, shit.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

I already said your mom has a hand of God.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

That's fucking good news.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

I got a crazy idea.

What is it?

Do you want... both of us inside you?

You mean... Is that possible?

It's... possible.

Okay. So, Thomas.

What your father's trying to say is... One of you goes into my vagina.

Okay. And the other one goes into my asshole.

At the same time. Oh.

It's called double penetration.

You can take that, Mom?

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah.

Hello.

All right, all right.

Yeah. Sheesh. Yeah. The first time we did that was at that carnival. First

date. With those weird carnies. Yes. Those creepy carnies. Yes, creepy

carnies. Yeah.

Yeah. It's a story for another time. All right. Anyway, how about I get on top?

You want to get on top of me? I'll get on top of you and you go. So I'm going

to be the anchor.

Okay. I'm the guy on the bottom. I'm holding it down.

Okay, okay. Okay, and you're going to be on top and your mom's going to be in the

middle. Okay.

Let's do it. Are you on with that? All right.

Okay.

Sweetheart.

Hello? Thank you. No problem.

So as you can see, I'm...

Planted here. And then your mom's going to move her knees up to my underarms.

So, does this work for you?

Yeah. Yeah, you speak up.

Okay. Yeah, this is cool for me. Okay.

I'm going to try to go in right here. Okay.

Oh, wow.

Oh.

There we go.

Oh, that is, that is powerful.

Oh, yes.

Can

I

go up and over on you?

Sure. Wow, look at this.

It's a little tricky here.

Let's just go back to how we were doing.

Come to the edge.

What do you think Thomas? It's amazing.

Is it a little crazy? Yeah.

I kinda wanna try the anchor now.

You wanna try the anchor? Yeah.

Look at this guy. Yeah, you get on the bottom. Let's do that.

The other

way?

No, the way that we were. We were? Okay.

Let's do that.

All right.

Here we go.

Oh, right there. Wow, there we go.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

That's good.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh, wow.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

yes.

Wow, this is so intense.

Just deep in there. Yes, you are.

Oh, that's called pillow talk, huh? Yes, the way, the romantic way that Carl's

speaking.

Pillow talk. Oh, wow.

Yes, I love that.

Yeah.

Fuck,

that's so good.

Get that back in, buddy. There you go.

So close.

You're almost there.

You'll need to know how to guide this sentence. Yeah, there it is.

Here, see that's good, see that's good.

Oh yeah, just struggle

like

that.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Yes.

Oh,

man. So good.

Yes, that's so nice.

Yes.

Oh my God,

that's so good.

Yeah, I like that.

Oh my God, Mom.

If you keep doing that, I feel like I'm going to cum.

Yeah?

That's a good sign.

I'm going to finish your work.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes, yes,

yes.

Yeah.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Oh, yes,

yes, yes.

I've really learned so much from you guys.

Excellent student.

Wow. It feels so good. Yeah.

Oh my gosh.

It's beautiful.

Yeah,

oh yeah.

That was totally perfect.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Wow, Mom, I love the way you jerk my cock. Yeah.

Look

at

you with my foot.

Fuck yeah, let's see it. Yeah.

Yes. Yes.

Oh my god.

Here, see it, see it, see it.

I'm gonna go.

Oh, okay. Okay.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

yes.

Oh my god, I'm gonna come.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Wow.

So what do you think, champ? Did you learn anything?

Well, geez, I'm... I think I'm ready for college now.

Thanks, guys.

That was a lot.

You are ready for college. You really are.

Yeah.

Who wants pizza?