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[CHILL MUSIC PLAYING]

This wall is everything.

Recognition.

Proof you've mattered.

Proof that even if no one cared when you were around,

it still counted.

Losers.

They scream,

"Pick me, I'm going to work myself to death."

You want to be up there, don't you?

[SCOFFS]

Yeah, right!

Don't judge.

Let me guess,

mama worked too much so the trophies did the hugging.

- Good night! Love you. - God bless.

[SIGHS]

Why'd they stop at 2019?

Oh!

Ward One always won.

So they started rotating the noms between the wards.

When it was finally time for Ward Five... Boom!

COVID.

So we still have a turn?

[GIRLS LAUGHING IN THE DISTANCE] Oh my god!

- Cheers! - Smell that?

Ugh! Ward One!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[LAUGHING]

Oh! It's Ward Five!

Bless your hearts.

You guys try so hard with so very little.

Congrats on your win.

Oh my god. That's so old.

- That was before your botox. - That was before your botox.

Don't worry, Zeny.

You are so winning it again this year.

- You're the best! - You're the best!

I thought it was our turn to nominate someone.

Oh, that's so cute.

It's a relaunch.

You know, they have to start the bar so high.

You get it?

Well, you guys have a fabulous day.

Enjoy! Bye!

- Take care! - [CHUCKLING]

They suck!

Yup.

But if this is a competition, I can suck harder.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

"Ward War One"

[CHILL MUSIC PLAYING]

Are you paging me on my break?

I just want to talk about the wall.

No, Noa. I am not touching this.

I learned during my first marriage to pick my battles.

I just want you to do the right thing.

I mean, it was our turn to nominate.

Walls don't save anyone.

Correct. They should call it the wall of the best ass-kisser.

Huh! Says here, kids without emotional support

grow up to be obsessive overachievers.

Wild!

Back in my day,

good job only meant I got the softer side of the broom.

If you want to fix this,

you have to take it up with Walt.

He's still twitching after your little speech last week.

Any other options?

How about go back to actual work?

You don't.

Unless Ward One gives it up willingly,

you have none.

Let me get back to this article.

Oh, no. That look is dangerous.

[INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING]

Fans, tag this on ABS-CBN

because it might see it on TV Patrol.

Tess, you better not be scaring me. I swear to God!

There's no such thing as ghosts.

Oh, it's a rat! Oh my god, I hate rats!

Okay, pause.

Don, I just got verified,

so please don't tank it with an unsmart vibe.

I'm... I'm smart.

Big talk for someone who thought "triage"

was a dirty French word.

- [GASPS] It's moving! - Okay, that's it!

Camille, you're being so mean.

Well, it's not my fault that I have a reputation to uphold.

Okay, Tess, if you think you're scaring me,

I'll show you scared.

- [GRUNTING] - [MAN] Ow, ow, ow!

Dude!

What's wrong with you?!

You almost activated DonDon's brain cells.

If this is what double overtime is like. I'm out.

And just a gentle reminder,

screaming in the ward sends the wrong message.

What? That it's haunted?

Oh, well, I know a healer.

She can wipe this place clean like a ghost buster.

No!

I liked him better when he pretended

he couldn't speak English.

You guys would make a cute couple.

No, they don't.

Just to remind everyone, there's no such thing as ghosts.

Right! Like there's no such thing

as too pretty to be straight.

Moving on,

I do have another surprise for everyone.

Ward Five has been invisible for long enough.

People give everything to this place and still get forgotten.

But not this year.

So please welcome...

[VOCALIZATION] Ooh! Ooh!

It's not my fault that you can see ghosts.

[SMOOCHES]

[VOCALIZATION] Ooh! Ooh!

What I was saying was, I have a special guest--

What she's saying is,

as kind and considerate as we are in Ward One,

we had no clue that this nomination meant so much to you.

And because we are kind and considerate,

- I decided-- - We! [CHUCKLES]

We decided.

That a friendly competition for the nom

would be the most elegant solution.

Dumb!

We're going to break it down to--

Two categories.

- First, academic. - Brains!

Smartest person wins.

Would you prefer to explain it, dear?

Oh, no. You're the guest. Go ahead.

Wait, wait! I want to be the smart thing or,

you know, whatever.

Sweetie, it's trivia. It doesn't have glitters on it.

- I know. - Okay?

So, can I do it?

Ooh... [CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]

- Okay. - Done!

Then second, we're going to have a practical skills contest.

[YAWNS]

Oh, there you go, pretty boy volunteers!

What? No, I was just stretching.

But, anything for you, Noa.

There we have it!

Oh, but just so we're clear...

If you guys lose...

Nothing changes.

Bye!

[SIGHS] Don't we have a say in this?

We can win this thing!

Right?

Left!

[INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING]

- Oh, DonDon, wait! - Oh, hey, Noa!

- Dear, I can feel... - Not now, Mom!

...that you're planning-- Ugh!

- Hi! - I'm so ready for tomorrow.

Yeah, about tomorrow...

I should do it.

Why? Am I going to get sick?

Nose is clear. I still got this. Look.

My flashcards even have emojis.

- Great! [CHUCKLES] - Thank you!

Not great.

Neural foraminal stenosis.

Hmm-- Oh.

[SIGHS]

You could just apologize, you know.

[SCOFFS, INHALES]

I hate it that everything is about me.

Dude, she's killing herself trying to prove to everyone

that she is not the idiot they all think she is.

Well, have you heard what Ros says?

Yes, I know.

Ros's love language is literally bullying.

But at least she doesn't spend her whole day

caring about what everyone thinks about her online.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Ward Wars!

[CHEERING, APPLAUDING]

As you know, I'm your host, Gavin Graziano,

here from Ward One.

[CHEERING, APPLAUDING]

And trying to keep up... Ward Five.

- Yeah, DonDon! - You got this!

- [CHEERING, APPLAUDING] - [CROWD BOOS]

- Yoo-hoo! - [APPLAUSE]

[GAVIN] Our next question.

This is the largest organ in the human body.

- [BUZZER] - Skin.

That is correct!

[CHEERING, APPLAUDING]

[DINGS]

This amoeba lives in warm lakes

and enters the human body through the nose.

- [BUZZER] - Naegleria Fowleri?

[CHEERING, APPLAUDING]

[DINGS]

[CHEERING, APPLAUDING]

You know, maybe you should just quit.

You're embarrassing yourself.

[GAVIN] Next question.

Time out!

You suck!

Are time-outs allowed?

You know what? Why not?

Beats going back to the supply room.

I knew that. I really did.

Hey, it's okay.

If you want, I'll play the next round.

You don't trust me.

I do.

Just not with this one.

I really tried.

- [SLAPS] - [NOA GASPS]

Mom!

You're really something.

Because of your foolishness, my ghost powers have leveled up.

Are you okay?

[TESS] Look down.

Down!

[QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING]

Because of a tiny technicality, yesterday was a draw!

Yay, us!

Let's all give DonDon a round of applause

for a job well done!

[CLAPS]

Good news.

I'll be playing the final round.

Wait. I thought it was me.

I realized I need to set a better example.

So, who knows the game better than me, right, guys?

Sorry.

No.

Can we go back to work now?

Yeah.

[PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING]

Don't just go there alone.

You saw them. It's fine.

I'm going to show them how it's done.

Their wall is just a popularity contest.

Hi!

At some point, you're going to have to let me lead

the way I lead.

Oh, right. You're already old enough.

Okay. Lead.

[PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING]

Welcome...

to the Wheelchair Navigation Transport Obstacle Course.

Where's your pit crew?

I only see Ward One here.

Oh, great! You made it!

Teamwork makes the dream work, right?

Team?

What?

You didn't read the email?

You're allowed help.

It's really intuitive.

Let's go to positions, everyone!

[CHEERING]

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[CHEERING]

Chocolates from Dubai!

- Ask me anything. - What?

Ask me anything medical-related.

Parasitology? Virology?

Biochemistry?

Nursing standard basics?

I don't need to, DonDon.

Come on!

Fine. Measles.

Paramyxovirus.

Immune amnesia, which has the ability to

- wipe out like, 70%... - DonDon.

- DonDon. - What? Look!

Camille! I'm not dumb, okay?

I know it takes me a while to learn things.

But I do remember things.

I also know how hard it is to study to become an RA.

You know, I never overreact.

- I just did... - Never?

I was there.

No, you weren't.

You're lucky I stream everything. Look.

[PEOPLE CHEERING ON VIDEO]

[PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING]

Wait.

Is that that Ward One chick

unplugging my buzzer before the game begins?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Am I supposed to be thinking right now?

You're really my daughter. I hate losing.

I hate losing.

I didn't do this for me.

You gave everything to this place.

Every birthday.

Every track meet.

Every play.

I thought...

if I could get you up there...

then maybe it meant something.

Maybe you didn't miss my life for nothing.

Saying this out loud...

[SIGHS]

Maybe I was doing it for me.

I just got tired of needing anyone.

I have no partner, Noa.

Maybe you're right.

I should've stopped overworking myself from time to time.

You?

You're actually admitting you're wrong?

Yeah.

You're right.

But I'm wrong?

Never.

[EXHALES DEEPLY]

They hate me, don't they?

Who could hate you?

What would I do without you, Mom?

Go on.

Talk to them.

[EXHALES DEEPLY] You're right.

I love you.

Yeah.

Okay.

I've been looking all over the place for you guys.

We heard what happened.

Word travels fast when you face plant in front of Ward One.

You didn't think I could do it.

Or me.

That's not why.

Then why?

I messed up.

This whole thing was so I could get my mom the nomination.

That's why everything felt so off.

You could've just told us.

I know.

Sometimes we forget that we're not alone.

And we need other people.

Hey, I have evidence that it was rigged.

We showed up to the practicals, but there weren't any.

And then we heard it was changed

to some stupid obstacle course somewhere else.

Wait. You guys showed up?

Are you deaf?

- Oh, my God. - Hey, hey, hey.

Is this necessary?

Group hug!

- Come here. - No, no, no.

[GIGGLING]

[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]

You might have a strong case.

Who wants to help me break the news to Ward One?

[ROS] Me, me, me!

[JANE] We got to pull those lashes one by one!

[CHUCKLING]

[PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

Great.

Hey! Whatever deal you guys had, I heard it wasn't fair.

Yeah, Camille's even live streaming about it right now.

You lost, you sexy, beautiful a-hole.

Sorry, guys. I already submitted to the board.

What?

Why wasn't I CC'd on this?

You should know how this place works.

[DONDON] Well, you cheated! You're a cheater.

(In Spanish) And you're a tramp!

Excellence always rises.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have patients to attend to.

Oh, heads up.

That rotation thing didn't survive the relaunch.

Bye.

- Oh, no, no, no! - No! Don't! Ros!

So, Ward Five may never get a nomination...

But we made our own.

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

[ROS] Wait.

Why does she look constipated?

I edited it.

You know.

I kind of feel jealous that only her picture is up there.

But...

Considering that she'll never win again...

why not?

Well deserved.

We miss you, Tess!

[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING]

That's not even important to me! You guys are like idiots!

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