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- Why did the alarm horn go off during our sleepover party?

- Someone probably saw Arc's pajamas

and declared a fashion emergency.

- Footsie pajamas are awesome.

Right, Warwick?

- Sorry, bro, I told you this was gonna happen.

- Urgh! Stupid horn.

Oh, cool pajamas, Arc.

Just kidding.

They're dumb.

- Well, there's no threat here. Must be a false alarm.

- You hear that, scary warrior?

You can go back to bed now.

- It's Commander Abala.

She's Ryker's blood-thirsty enforcer.

- How did she get past the Crystal Force Field?

- Not sure, but ready your weapons.

Which we forgot.

- It's okay. She forgot her weapon, too.

- No, she remembered.

- Battle formation!

- *

- The only way to beat her is to get rid of her weapon.

- That ax of hers can take out four people with one swing.

Meaning, Phoenix Squad, you're up!

- Don't worry, I got this.

Take thee outy axe-y waxy.

- Sorry, I axey-ed when I should have waxy-ed.

- Kraken Squad, charge!

- I'm gonna use my giant strength

to rip that thing from her hands.

I got it!

OopS! No, it's got me!

Whoo!

- Are you okay?

- Yeah, my body broke the fall.

- *

- It's up to us.

We need something powerful to take her down.

- What about the Flying Phoenix kick we've been working on?

- Every time we try it we land on our butts.

- Well, this time, she's gonna land on our butts.

- *

- Just do the kick.

- These are the future Knights of Astoria?

Pathetic!

- Oh no. What's she gonna do now?

- She's going to stand there until I turn her

back into Sir Gareth.

- This was a drill that you all failed!

Leaving your weapons upstairs.

I expect that from Warick.

- Thanks.

Hey!

- I don't know what's the bigger disaster.

Your lack of skills or your choice of jammies?

- Skills! No, no, jammies!

False!

- Not one of you was prepared when the kingdom was in danger.

Clearly, you haven't been taking your training seriously.

Hogancross, poof me away so I don't have to look at them.

- Sure.

You can join me for my hip hop dance class.

- I'd rather watch this crusty old wizard

ruin hip hop than look at you.

- * Nah, nah, nah, hey

- Wow, we got our butts kicked so badly in that drill,

they're calling it The Pajama Massacre.

- Even you, bro?

- Well, I held back my bravery

so I wouldn't make everybody else look bad.

- Uh, what's in the bushes?

- What is that thing?

-Aw.

- Look at that little ball of cuteness.

- Ah!

- Duh, duh, duh.

Whatever it is, sure is gooey.

- Because he's a Slobber Puff.

That's the slobber.

- And that's the puff.

- Uh, he's the grossest thing ever.

- And he stinks.

- So we're keeping him, right?

-Definitely.

- *

- Uh.

Don't worry about lunch, it's on me.

- Aw. You offering to pay?

What are you up to?

- Getting us free lunch and dessert.

Ow.

Oh, Warlock, I found this disgusting hair in my food.

We refuse to pay and demand free dessert.

- *

- The customer service here is top notch.

- You're gonna regret this when you go bald.

- Don't you wish that on me.

- Sorry.

I'm still upset about that Abala drill.

Our Flying Phoenix kick was more like a flying flop.

- You know, the real Commander Abala led the charge

when Ryker's Army attacked my village.

Someday, I'm gonna get my revenge on Ryker.

- People have been saying that for 200 years.

- He's been around that long?

Oh, he has the inner rage of a much younger villain.

Why's he such a jerk?

- Long ago, Ryker was actually the king of Astoria.

- I know I asked, but I'm already incredibly bored.

- Oh right. I better Arc-ify this.

So King Ryker was like totally cray.

He was all like, "I'm evil.

Do what I say, blah, blah, blah."

- Now this is a story!

- The people were like, "You better bounce, evil dude."

And he was like, "What are you gonna do?

Banish me?"

- Did they banish him?

Tell me they banished him.

- Oh, they banished him. - Yes!

Love a good banishing!

- Ryker vowed to return to conquer Astoria.

When did you get that banana split?

- I found another hair while you were talking.

Go on.

- So Wizard Hogancross used the most powerful crystals

in the kingdom to create a force field.

- No way.

The Dragon Blood Crystals, they're real?

- Yes. And they're in a secret crystal room.

But before you ask-- - Can you take me there?

- Come on, I'm your best friend.

- Prudy's my best friend.

- Hurtful.

- Sorry, but taking you there's too big of a risk.

- What?

- Okay, how do I say this nicely?

The crystals are really valuable.

And, well, you're kinda...

what's the opposite of not a thief?

- Is this about me stealing your tiara

so I can pay for Knight School?

- What's the opposite of no?

- Unbelievable.

After all we've been through, you really don't trust me?

- You just tricked your way into two free desserts.

Make that three.

- You know what?

I'm not gonna sit here and listen to this.

Good day.

I'll take the rest of my desserts to go.

- *

- Once again,

the customer service is top notch.

- * Oh, oh, oh, oh, hey

* Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh *

* Oh, oh, oh, hey, oh, oh, oh, oh *

* Oh, we will be here, we are the Knight Squad, hey

- *

- What's all this?

- Well, since you can't get past me stealing your tiara,

I'm gonna get your money back by selling

all of my most valuable possessions.

- Old boots, a sad jar of buttons,

and a...nasty chicken bone?

- Actually, it's a nasty turkey bone.

If you hold it up to your ear, you can hear it gobble.

- Arc, I feel bad that I hurt your feelings.

But you can't blame me for not trusting you.

- Seriously?

When you got captured by that giant spider,

who cut you out of the web? - You.

- When you were about to drink that expired Pegasus milk,

who stopped you? - You.

- When you fell out of that tower, who caught you?

- Prudy. - Oh yeah.

Well, Prudy isn't the one keeping your secret.

- Okay, you're right.

I trust you with my secret, so I should be able

to trust you with the crystal room.

- Yes!

As a thank you, you can take any one of my buttons.

Please don't take my buttons.

- *

- We'd like everyone to meet Slobwick.

- He seems more like a Roberto.

- What is that creature doing in my school?

- His name's Fizz, and you hired him.

- I think he means our new pet.

- Pet?

After the Pajama Massacre,

a furry distraction is the last thing you need.

- We wanna make him our school mascot.

- Why? We've got Buttercup.

Knight School, Knight School,

it's the right school!

For people who are training to be knights!

School!

- Oh well, it's settled then.

Say goodbye to your furry stink ball.

- Come on, Sir Gareth, look how cute he is.

- Slobber puffs are known to cause mischief.

Plus, there's a pouch on their back like a kangaroo,

which is a weird body part.

- What's wrong with having a back pouch?

I could put my lunch in there.

- I wouldn't do that.

They go crazy if you touch their pouch.

- Prudence is right.

Watch.

- Ah!

- He has a pouch potato?

He comes with his own snacks.

- Okay, what if we train him so he behaves?

I promise he'll grow on you.

- Give me one good reason why I should let you keep him.

- Ha-ha!

He does have good aim.

Okay, if you can take care of him, you can keep him.

- Yes! - Yes!

We won't let him out of our sight.

- He's rolling away.

- Come on, Slobber, you're making us look like fools.

- *

- Welcome to the Dragon Blood Crystal Room.

- One time, I saw a monkey riding on a pig.

And I thought that was the coolest thing ever.

But this!

This is the coolest thing ever!

- Okay, you came, I trusted you. Let's go.

- Oh, can I hold one of the crystals?

I've never held anything so...valuable before.

Oh! Except this awesome tiara I once stole!

Oh right, you were there.

- No touching!

If the crystals move even an inch,

it could weaken the force field that protects the kingdom.

- Fine.

I don't have to touch one.

I'll just take a selfie with my magic mirror.

- You can't take a selfie here.

- I just wanna send one to my dad.

I haven't told him I'm in Astoria yet.

A picture with these crystals would show that I'm here,

and I'm making my dreams come true.

- Aw! That's so sweet.

- So I can take the selfie? - Not a chance.

No one can ever know you were here.

- Okay. But you don't get to see a picture

of a monkey riding a pig then.

Ah, you got to!

It's way too good!

- Whoa, you didn't say they had hats!

- *

* Nah, nah, nah, nah, hey, hey, hey

- Ah.

- I love our sunrise yoga sessions.

But did you have to empty the courtyard?

- Yes.

I don't like people looking at my Downward Dog.

And switch to Warrior 2.

- What's going on? - I don't know.

- Just who I was looking for.

The false king of Astoria.

- Ryker?

- No, it's just his hologram, he's not really here.

- Not yet.

So you still have time to go and change

out of your embarrassing yoga outfit.

- How is this possible?

- Something must be wrong with the Dragon Blood Crystals.

- Your force field is losing power.

And when it falls, so will your kingdom!

- *

- Oh no!

Ryker's coming.

- *

- * Oh, oh, oh, oh, ah, ah, ah

- Wizard Hogancross, what's happening?

- I've located the problem.

One of the Dragon Blood Crystals is missing.

- We can see that. We all have eyes.

- Some of us more than others.

- No, it's alright.

I only need one to see that we're in deep dragon doo-doo.

- The force field is weakening.

In a few hours, the crystals will fail.

- *

- Did I say a few hours?

I meant right now!

- There's only three crystals left.

When they're gone, nothing will stop Ryker from coming here.

- Which is bad news for anyone who can't poof themselves

hundreds of miles away.

- How could we lose a Dragon Blood Crystal?

- Uh, it appears a thief broke in and stole it.

We found this bone wedged in the door.

- A turkey bone?

A nasty, double-crossing turkey bone!

- How do you know what it is?

- Uh, how could I not know what it is?

Thanksgiving is my jam.

- That's true.

She even likes that weird green bean casserole

no one wants.

- Blah! - Blah!

- We're running out of time.

To restore the force field to full power,

we must get that crystal back!

- Which means catching the thief whole stole it.

I'll summon the guards.

- Good, but keep this between us.

Word of a Ryker attack could cause a panic.

Remember when people thought the kingdom

was out of hot dogs?

- Remember?

I got my left ankle chewed off during The Great Weiner Riot.

For Astoria!

- How could I be so stupid?

- Oh!

Liking green bean casserole doesn't make you stupid.

It just makes you weird.

- *

- You found Slobwick.

Where was he?

- We looked for him everywhere.

- Then we got tired and took a nap.

When we woke up, he was here.

- And they said we couldn't take care of a pet.

- Ugh!

Is that thing really back? - Yes!

But I thought you loved Sir Talky Hand.

"What's up, my lady?"

- I meant the Slobber Puff.

You know I think Sir Talky Hand is hilarious.

- Don't worry about, Slobwick.

We're training him.

He gets a chicken nugget every time

he listens to a command.

- Ooh, the nugget system.

That's how my parents' potty-trained me.

Except they used a whole chicken.

- Aw, oh! Look, Sage!

Isn't he just the cutest little spit wad ever?

- Come on, give him a pet.

- Fine.

I guess one pet couldn't hurt.

- Ah, ah!

- Don't look, Sir Talky Hand!

- Look what that fur ball did to me!

Oh, you are definitely getting a nugget for that.

- Ooh, something bad must be happening.

- Bad? No, no!

We're just urgently grabbing weapons to...

blend our smoothies.

- Sir, that stupid Slobber Puff attacked me.

Tell them to get rid of it.

- Get rid of it!

- Well, that was easier than I thought.

- You can't do that, Sir Gareth.

- Actually, I can.

That thing is trouble.

I want him gone by the time

I catch the thief who stole ur...

the protein powder for our smoothies.

- Sorry, Slobby.

The world's just not fair to cute, little guys like us.

- Aw.

So sad for you to watch him go.

I'll grab a hatchet.

- Da!

We're releasing him back into the wild.

- Oh, good idea.

Give him a running start.

- *

- Warlock, for my next course, I will have the swordfish.

- *

- Mm, extra swordy.

Hey, Ciara.

Guess who recently came into some money

and is now ordering off the fancy menu?

- You! - Heck yeah, me!

The craziest thing happened.

I fell asleep in the courtyard,

and people dropped money in my hat.

- I know you went back to the Crystal Room.

- I absolutely did not go back.

- They found your turkey bone wedged in the door.

- I absolutely might have gone back.

- How could you do this to me? I trusted you.

- Let me explain.

- That you stole one of the Dragon Blood Crystals

and endangered the entire kingdom?

- Yes! I mean, no!

I mean, what is happening?

- You're about to get arrested.

That's what's happening.

- Ciara, step aside.

Arc, the princess informs us

that this turkey bone belongs to you.

You're under arrest for stealing a Dragon Blood Crystal.

- But I--I didn't do it.

- Take him away!

I'll--I'll just confiscate...

this delicious...evidence.

- *

- And then, Fizz said he wanted to be the one

that let Slobwick go.

I never even got to try his pouch potato.

- I know it hurts, but you still have your friends.

- Guys...Arc was just arrested.

- My world is crumbling!

- Why would they arrest Arc?

- He stole a Dragon Blood Crystal.

- Wait, this has to be a mistake.

Arc wouldn't put the kingdom in danger.

- They have proof.

And they found him at the Tasty Truck

ordering off the fancy menu.

- No! Not the fancy menu.

- I know it's hard, but you have to accept

Arc's not who we thought he was.

- Yes, he is.

I'm gonna go tell them they've got the wrong guy.

- And I'm gonna go with him.

I think it's been a hard day.

-It's been a really hard day, okay?

- Yeah.

- *

- We're running out of time!

Tell me what I wanna know.

- I can't!

Because I didn't take the Dragon Blood Crystal.

- So, what? It just magically walked away?

- Maybe.

Weird things happen in Astoria.

Yesterday, I saw a fairy poop gumdrops.

- That's enough.

I guess we're doing this the hard way.

- No! Not the sword!

- Oh, I'm sorry. Wrong sheath.

- A feather?

What? You're gonna tickle it out of me?

Oh. You are.

- Where's the crystal?

- Please, stop it.

My skin's too delicate for this!

- Sir Gareth, what are you doing?

- Um, tickle tactics.

It's advanced knight stuff.

- But you've got the wrong guy.

- Yeah, Arc would never take that Dragon Blood Crystal.

- Ah, thanks, guys.

I'd hug you, but I can't feel my arms.

- Arresting Arc is a travesty of justice.

And I'm fairly certain I used that word correctly.

- This is a matter of private castle security.

No one should be here!

- Sir Gareth, I'm here!

- Oh, fantastic! It's a party.

I'll make a seven-layer dip.

- Alright, you've seen what a liar and a thief look like.

Time to go.

- *

- Oh good goblin, the shield is getting weaker.

Where is the Dragon Blood Crystal?

- You're right. The kingdom's in danger.

It's time to confess.

That I always keep a lock pick up my sleeve.

- He's escaping!

- *

- You still think Arc's innocent?

- I can't believe it.

Arc's really a thief.

- *

* Hey

* Hey

* Hey

- *