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[? upbeat music playing]

Well, I think that does it.

Thirty-five million in assets, including a vineyard in Napa,

the ranch in Scottsdale,

and four Picassos to be divided equally.

- [Liberty] I think we're done. - [Carr] Not so fast.

My client now seeks full custody of Herbert,

a 15-year-old Goldendoodle.

[scoffs] Go fuck yourself,

you soulless piece of shit.

[Liberty] Okay, we-we agreed on joint custody for the dog.

It's right there on page two.

Well, that was before new concerns about the dog's welfare.

You know what I'm talking about,

you sick twisted bitch.

My client believes that your relationship

with the dog has become too...

intimate.

[chuckling scoff] Oh, please.

He's just jealous because Herbie loves me more.

- Oh. - He alleges the use

of Erewhon extra crunchy peanut butter

to facilitate intimacy between you and the dog.

I'm sorry. What?

Your client has been smearing peanut butter

all over her va-hee-na

and encouraging the dog to lick it off.

Oh.

[Liberty coughing]

Say something, for Christ's sakes.

- Yeah, I'm sorry. I, I... - Jesus!

My throat is itchy.

What? You got a peanut allergy?

This is not something that you can bring up

last minute in a mediation.

Oh, I understand that, given your recent awakening,

you may have a more expansive view of intimacy.

But, for most of us, we consider that animal abuse.

[Liberty] That's textbook homophobia.

Another reason why she should've been disbarred years ago.

Do you have any proof of this?

But of course I do.

His veterinarian cites behavioral changes,

including greeting women nose first.

And not to mention, a recent sharp increase

in Herbie's cholesterol.

Okay, is there a name of this alleged veterinarian?

No, he won't be testifying,

citing, uh, vet-client confidentiality.

But that's not a thing, and you know it.

Yeah, but you know what? Herbie can't testify, can he?

Herbie can't say no.

[Liberty] Okay, Your Honor.

Opposing counsel is hardly an authority

on human-animal boundaries.

Do you know she once stayed in bed for days

playing with her dead pussy?

[chuckling] I wish you wouldn't talk

about your private parts that way.

I really wish you wouldn't.

I mean, you can smell the peanut butter in the room, can't you?

- [sniffs] - Stop.

[Judge Davidson] I feel a bit faint.

If I survive today, I'll set another date.

In the meantime, joint custody...

- [Carr] Oh, come on. - What?

...remains in place pending actual evidence of abuse.

[Liberty] We'll circle back on this.

And if we could do it in Zoom next time, please.

I do have a peanut allergy.

Oh, fuck. I should've wore pants.

Feel a little sticky?

You know what? You can go fuck yourself too.

- Don't you wish? - Yeah, actually, I do after this divorce.

Oh, wow. You really know how to take it to a new low, don't you?

Well, she didn't deny it, did she?

[sighs]

Look, Liberty,

my client has a lifelong passion for art.

And yours a, a newfound one for dog tricks.

- [sighs] - We take the Picassos,

and the words "peanut butter" disappear.

Yeah, nice try.

Unfortunately, no proof, no Picassos.

Alright?

So let me know when you've got some real proof, darling.

[? pensive music playing]

[? gentle music playing]

[Allura] Charcoal pearls,

chlorophyll drops, colloidal silver capsules,

and a Lymphatic Drainage Turmeric latte.

You forgot "eye of newt."

- [chuckles] - [Emerald] Alright, y'all. I am here.

What did I miss?

We're just having a little exorcism.

Let me get this straight.

Cedars saves your life, pumps you full of antivenom,

and you're drinking something that smells like my boys after practice?

[Liberty laughing]

That scorpion has moved on with his life,

and you still sitting here detoxing?

Scorpions. Plural.

And those little fuckers just didn't walk

right into my purse on their own.

- Okay. - [Dina] Exactly.

And now that you're feeling better,

we have to figure out who the hell put them in there.

Well, let's see.

Uh, 300 guests, 50 staff,

and I don't think any of the husbands

that I've ruined were on the list.

- [Liberty laughing] - [Dina] Seriously, Allura.

We don't take chances with this.

No, we do not.

And you will not walk around

unprotected another day.

- Not on my watch. - Agreed.

Look, I'm meeting with a guy

from a protection agency today.

Special Ops, former Secret Service, top tier.

Trust me, I did my homework.

[Dina] Good.

Now, before we disperse,

I need to discuss the matter of Doug's ashes.

This is a very personal trip for me.

I want you all to be there.

Not everyone in this firm is family to me,

but you're my girls.

And together, we're the fearsome four.

- Hey. - [Allura chuckles]

And you've been my family, at my side, all these years.

We wanted to make sure we kept you stress-free,

so we planned everything.

[Liberty] Yep, that's exactly right.

We land at Martha's Vineyard.

We say farewell to Doug at Gay Head.

Then, we toast at Atria,

home of the best lobster rolls in the world.

Well, that's lovely.

I'm sure you've thought of everything,

but I am going to [inhales]

throw a little curveball your way.

Now, look, what happened at the ball

was entirely my fault.

If I hadn't slapped Carr...

- Oh, whoa. - [Liberty] Oh, no. [chuckling scoff]

[Emerald] Wait a minute.

I know you are not dragging that woman

and her chaos on that plane.

I flat-out can't do it.

I cannot do Carr at 30,000 feet. I just can't.

Dina, sooner or later,

you're going to have to accept the fact

that some people just can't be saved.

- Ding, ding, ding. - [Liberty] Come on, Dina.

Why can't you see crazy

when it's doing cartwheels right in front of you?

I know there's good in her.

When I lost Doug, she stayed with me through the wake,

through all of it.

I just don't feel right excluding her from his burial.

[sighs] She's prepared to apologize,

in writing, and make amends.

[Liberty] Oh, God.

You can't ask me to spend six hours

in the same cabin as the woman

who called me a "carpet-munching cunt in a cape."

You don't understand now, someday you will.

If you're the one that everyone looks up to,

you don't get to decide who deserves grace.

Well, I say give her all the grace

you want to give her.

Just don't sit her next to me.

This is my husband's burial.

This is what I choose.

I can't force you to come.

I am not leaving without her.

This Fatwa has gone on long enough.

- It stops here, and it stops now. - [silverware clattering]

[? tense music playing]

Fuck, we're not going to let you scatter

Doug's ashes without us.

But we will have to check a bitch

for scorpions before she boards the plane.

- [Liberty laughing] - That part.

- [laughter, indistinct chatter] - [Emerald] Ding, ding, ding.

Miss Standish, your smoothie.

Oh, packed with collagen.

Oh, God. The lies we tell ourselves.

And Ms. Grant, your noon meeting is here.

Thank you, Latanya.

Alright, later, ladies.

I'm going to go meet a man about my safety.

And if you don't mind, I'm going to join you.

Excuse me?

I understand you have questions

about my judgment.

But I have questions about your taste in men.

- [Emerald laughing] - [Liberty] She makes a good point.

- [Allura] Okay, okay. - She told you!

Okay, fuck off.

[Emerald and Liberty laughing]

Ouch. Zing!

[? quirky music playing]

[speaker] Do you always leave your office unsecured?

Do you always enter into other people's offices uninvited?

[? music fades out]

Usually.

No gatekeeper. No lock.

No one watching the door.

Yeah, these people work for me.

Uh-huh. Just like the figure outside your house

was just out for a stroll in the moonlight.

Excuse me, aren't you Dina Standish?

Yes. How did you-

I worked for your husband's studio, years ago.

I was sorry to hear of his passing.

He was a good guy.

Thank you. He was.

So, Ms. Grant, Ms. Standish,

why don't you take a seat while I ask you a few questions?

I'm sorry, but isn't it my job

to ask you the questions?

I believe I'm doing the hiring.

Ms. Grant, if we are to work together,

and I'm not saying we are,

you're going to have to relinquish your position of authority

and do what I say when I say

if you want to stay alive.

Hmm?

[eyeglasses clink]

So, when you saw that man outside your new home,

why didn't you hire protection then?

I didn't think it was necessary.

- Were you scared? - Yes, but-

[Raul Ortiz] But you ignored your fear.

You told yourself you were overreacting.

And then you wound up with a bag full of lethal scorpions.

Your fear is never unfounded.

It's your body's way of surviving.

Fear is your best friend.

And you have to learn to trust it.

You cannot be afraid of being afraid.

Got it?

I pulled your cases.

Filings, verdicts, settlements.

These are men who lost everything

in divorce cases you supervised.

There are many.

So, you're building a suspect list

based off of headlines and filings?

I don't know whether to be impressed or alarmed.

So, here's the deal.

We bring in a private investigator.

I coordinate with law enforcement,

but we don't wait on them.

We investigate and catch this person

who wants you dead.

And as we do that,

you get 24-hour protection, day and night.

So, what would that look like?

Looks like me staying in your house.

Or, sometimes, my partner.

You'll like her.

Ms. Grant, before coming here, I was trained in Rio.

Elite tactical.

Cartels, kidnappings, kill jobs.

That's where you learn what fear is for

and when to trust it.

With me in your house, you get to live your life worry-free

because, 24/7, I got you.

Mr. Ortiz...

I'm going to leave the two of you to continue this discussion.

In the end, it's your decision to make.

Thank you for your kind words about my husband.

Oh, my honor, Ms. Standish.

He was a standup guy.

- Oh. Oh. - Oh. [chuckles]

[Raul and Dina gasp]

Oh, I'm so sorry!

It's no problem. No-No problem.

- Oh, that- I'm so... Oh, dear. - No, no, no, no problem.

- It's okay. - Can we get someone to help you?

- No, no, no. I'm okay. I'm okay. - Oh, God.

I'm so s... Um...

Oh, I-

I just run this under some cold water.

- The bathroom's over- - I know.

[? upbeat, dramatic music playing]

Well, I don't know about you,

but... I'm impressed.

[? music fades out]

- [flight attendant] Hello, Ms. Ronson. - Hello, darling.

Oh. First one here, as usual.

Champagne, Ms. Ronson?

Oh, and why not?

Just a teeny splash.

[? gentle music playing]

- Hey, Em. - [Emerald] Hey...

And, Ms. Grant, I'll be here in the back.

Get over here and don't act like

you don't see me looking at you.

That is a fine Tomahawk steak of a man.

If you don't ride that ride,

[chuckles] my Black ass will, okay?

- Are you crazy? - [Emerald] Okay.

I'm not about to sleep with my own bodyguard.

- Why? - If I've learned one thing

from watching that Whitney Houston movie,

it's that sleeping with your bodyguard never works out.

I can't make another bad decision.

The Chase thing is just too painful.

And I can't lose myself like that again.

[knocking on door]

Ladies, we have to be wheels up in five minutes.

I can't hold up the runway much longer.

Okay, we're still waiting on one passenger.

After all our peace negotiations,

I hope she makes the effort to show up.

Well, I'd hate to take off without her,

but I do think we should listen

to the captain's wishes, don't you?

You know you don't want to be sitting

on this plane for six hours

with that sulky Irish Setter with the blood-stained lips.

Oh, that's rich coming from someone

who looks like a pit bull that's been vacuum sealed

into shapewear.

Unfortunately, we're all here now, captain.

[Emerald chuckles]

No, ah, ah, ah, ah. No.

I made a deal with Carr.

We do not lift off until she apologizes.

If we are going to spend the next six hours

in this plane together,

we need assurance that you can be trusted

so we can all move forward.

Carr.

[? gentle music playing]

[Carr] I wrote this with my shrink,

and she said it was the best I could do.

"To whom it may concern...

"If anyone made the choice to be offended

"by my behavior at the Scorpion Ball,

"I hope that you learn to give yourself what you need

"rather than seek it from me.

"Life is too short for disagreements,

"so I advise that you endure my actions

"with a smile and a tip of the hat.

"And now that I have absolved myself,

"it is your turn to apologize for the ways

"in which you have been manipulative,

"disingenuous, and impossible to accept.

"Please provide specifics.

"All the best, Carrington Lane.

Dictated but not read."

If you showed up looking for an apology from us,

I think I can speak for the group and say,

"You're never going to get it."

When are you going to learn, Carr?

You're the fucking problem.

Okay, I see. Well, fine.

If that is how you want to be,

then I suggest you buckle up.

We're about to have a bumpy flight.

[Dina] Enough. All of you. Just stop it.

- [glasses clink] - If we cannot embrace kindness

or contrition on this flight,

we are not going to engage at all.

Carr.

That was your apology?

That's the best you can do?

You made me a promise.

I'm disappointed in you.

If you can't play nice,

then just go sit in a corner.

Aye aye, mommy dearest.

[chuckling]

[seatbelt clicking]

Well, now that we have all of that settled...

Would you like me to take your coat?

Uh, yeah.

[flight attendant] Can I get you a water or a coffee?

Uh, you could get me a Triple Bloody Mary

with a rum floater.

And serve it warm.

Whoa, don't you think it's too early

to be drinking like that?

Uh, I'm a bad flyer, Emerald.

So, I need a drink.

[sighs]

[? gentle music playing]

- Here you go. - [airplane rattling]

If you need it, Dina.

- Hi. - [flight attendant] Hello, Ms. Lane.

I'm hanging on by a thread, so...

Thank you.

'Kay.

- [airplane rattling] - Oh, sh-

- Oh. - Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

Why would you have that right there?

'Cause I'm working!

[airplane rattling]

Oh, God. Here we go.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

- Here we go. Here we go. - Get a grip, Carr.

Is this your first time in a plane?

I told you, I am a bad flyer.

Okay, just think of it as the air is jelly

and the plane is safely

wobbling about inside of it.

It's-It's nothing to worry about.

It's just potholes in the sky.

Yeah, well, you would be jumpy too

if you'd been through the things I've been through.

Shocking things.

Things you would be floored

to learn about.

[keyboard clacking]

[Allura] Alright, fine.

I'll take the bait.

What have you been through, Carr?

Oh, my God.

Where do I even start?

What about the fact that I almost died in 9/11?

- Really? Is that true? - It's 100% true.

What do you mean "almost died"?

I mean, I almost died.

I was supposed to be on one of the planes.

I had taken myself to Boston

to celebrate my 30-

25th birthday by taking myself

on a, uh, solo pub crawl along the Freedom Trail,

which had been a childhood dream of mine.

But I woke up so hungover,

and I missed my flight back to New York.

Paging passenger Mark Wahlberg.

The boarding door is now closed.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

You can't close the door! I'm supposed to be on that flight!

Ma'am, relax. We'll get you on the next flight out.

No, this is the worst thing

that could ever happen to someone.

I will never forget this day.

May 9/11 forever be known

as the day the airlines failed me!

[gate agent] I think you'll survive. Oh, Jesus.

[PA announcement in background]

Yeah, I'm going to need security over here.

Ma'am, now you're not getting on any flights.

Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.

That's not going to get you anywhere you want to go.

[exhales]

Dick.

And, uh... I mean, to this day,

I feel like I am living on borrowed time.

Take it as a sign that you're meant to live, Carr.

Well, and then I was supposed to be on that Malaysia flight.

The one that mysteriously disappeared?

Yeah. I was flying Kuala Lumpur

to Beijing to visit my sister.

That is not the point. What the point is,

is that she slept in and missed the flight,

so I had to miss the flight too.

That is an odd coincidence,

but I wouldn't ascribe too much meaning to it.

Well, then I was supposed to be on that Sully flight too.

- [plane rumbling] - [Carr screaming]

- Okay. - And Amelia Earhart

is my great-grandmother!

And I am also related to the Hindenburgs

by some distant uncle sort of way.

So, do you understand why I didn't want to come?

I mean, one can only escape

the Grim Reaper so many times.

Guess that means we're all going to fucking die.

- [plane rumbling] - [Carr screaming]

[Carr breathing deeply]

Carr, do you want a pill to calm you down?

I don't want your fucking opioid bloat.

You know what? I'm going to get another drink.

And, in fact, I think all of us should have a drink.

[Dina] How's this for an idea?

Why don't we all play a game

to calm ourselves down, alright?

[flight attendant] Would you like me to take your coat, Ms. Ronson?

[indistinct chatter]

As a descendant of the Mayflower Pilgrims,

I was raised playing a little game called Niceties.

Now, in Niceties, go around the room,

and each person says one nice thing about each other.

[Carr] No, I got one more... [continues indistinctly].

In my family, playing Niceties

always defused all the battles

about acreage allotments, and estates, and...

[chatter continues indistinctly]

Yeah, it was a balm.

It always ended with a smile.

Thank you, darling.

[? light, tense music playing]

- So, I'll start. - Okay, let's do it.

Alright.

Allura, you are a lionhearted trailblazer.

And you're like a daughter to me.

Dina, you're going to make me cry.

[Carr burps]

Excuse you.

- I'm really sorry. - Alright.

When I get nervous, sometimes I have gas.

Alright.

Okay, I shall continue.

Emerald... you make me feel safe.

I've never known anyone so nurturing

and fiercely protective at the same time.

That is too damn sweet, Dina. Thank you.

Liberty, your vulnerability is your strength.

Why you are such an incredible lawyer

is because you're a real person.

- [Emerald] Mm. - Mm, thank you, Dina.

My love for you is as real as I am.

[Dina chuckles]

And Carr...

I know that, deep down, you're a good person.

Thanks.

- [Dina] Yes. - Let's cheers to Dina.

The most wonderful, most generous person.

And I love you for those qualities.

- Bottoms up. - Salud.

- Salud. - Cheers, everyone, cheers.

- [Dina] Carr. - [Carr] Yeah.

[Dina] Why don't you go next?

Okay, uh, who should I start with?

Your choice, darling.

Well, it's hard to do.

[chuckles]

Uh, okay, Allura.

Something nice.

I like your veneers.

[chuckling] I don't have veneers.

Your teeth are not real.

And you look like you have a mouthful of acrylic nails.

And, Emerald, I think your BBL

was a total success.

You think this isn't my real ass?

I think you went to an upholster

and told them to stuff this couch the fuck up

is what I think.

But, you know, why the fuck not?

You need to learn how to receive a compliment.

She doesn't know how to play the game.

- Wow. - [Carr] And Liberty...

it's an achievement how pale you are.

Like a grotesque deep-sea fish

defiantly protesting the sun.

You know, I have a sudden urge

to smash your smug face in.

That part.

And, Dina, I admire how you've let yourself age.

When I look at your face,

I am reminded of the Grand Canyon.

And that was a great trip for me,

so thank you for that.

- [airplane rumbling] - [Carr screaming]

Oh, I think I just shit my pants.

Can we get some napkins?

Why don't we just play a game of UNO?

Oh, I love UNO. Fuck yes!

Let's play UNO, alright?

- [Liberty laughing softly] - [Allura sighs]

- [? "The Boss" by James Brown playing] - ? One, two, get down ?

[indistinct chatter]

- [Carr] Allura, you're stalling. - [Liberty] What are you doing?!

? Paid the cost to be the boss... ?

- Okay. - [indistinct chatter]

? Paid the cost to be the boss... ?

- UNO and out! - [Dina] Oh, well.

Oh. [sighs]

[Dina] Here's to you, [indistinct].

See? A game was in order.

Games are calming.

And Carr's much better now.

[crosstalk]

?

Ohh. UNO and out!

- And out! - [crosstalk]

And out!

- [group chattering] - [cork pops]

? You see a bad mother... ?

I think this might hurt a little bit.

- [Emerald] Finally! - [group cheering]

Finally. Draw four. Draw four.

[Liberty] Take it. Eat it.

- Bite it! - [Carr] UNO...

- [Liberty] Oh, my God. - ...and out.

[group groaning, chattering]

- [Emerald] You cheat. - [Allura] She's cheating.

- ? You see a bad mother... ? - [Dina] I mean, that's only right.

- Oh, my Lord. - [Carr] Losers.

Alright, let's play again.

[Carr] Another round. Another round.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

?

- Play. - Oh.

[Carr] UNO...

and out, bitches.

What?! Fuck this!

- [Emerald] You cheat. - [group chattering]

- [Liberty] Check the body! Check the body! - Don't touch me.

I don't want to be touched by a gay lady.

[Emerald] It's statistically impossible.

[group yelling]

?

? Told you so ?

- [group arguing] - Do you smell something?

- Is something burning? - [Liberty] What? The fireplace?

[Carr] Yeah, there's a fireplace, Allura. It doesn't matter.

Just cut the cards again. Let's go.

- [group chattering] - [Allura] I smell something.

[Carr] I'm ready. And then I want another drink.

[Emerald] I don't want to play any more...

[Dina] I'm with, I'm with Emerald.

[Carr] Yeah, well, it's gone out anyway.

The left engine's on fire.

- Motherfucker! - [group] What?

[Liberty] Oh, it's okay, it's okay.

- [? dramatic music playing] - Shit.

[plane engine rumbling]

We're going to be okay. We can safely fly on one engine.

Why would an engine catch fire?

It could be electrical.

Could have been a bird.

I'll be right back.

[Carr] Oh, of course, it was a bird.

Why "of course"?

Because I was supposed to be

on that roller coaster with Fabio

when he got hit in the face.

Okay, now you just making shit up, Carr.

There's no such thing as

"supposed to have been on a roller coaster."

Is anything coming out of that tight

asshole mouth of yours even true?

- It is all true. - [Emerald] It's not true!

I am fucking cursed, and you are all

going down with me!

- [loud boom] - [all screaming]

Oh, no, no! The second engine's on fire!

- [Carr screaming] - [captain] [over PA] This is the captain.

Ladies, I need you back to your seats with

- your seatbelts on. - Okay, move.

- Okay. - Move it! Move it!

- [Carr] Go. Move it! - [Liberty shrieks]

Fucking move out of my way!

- Are you okay? - [Carr] Oh, man.

I always thought you would all die before me,

and I was comforted by that-

Alright, we need to prepare for a crash landing.

- What?! - The closest airport's Las Vegas.

How do we fly without the engines?

[Raul] The pilot can coast all the way there

as long as we have power to communicate with air control.

- Oh, my God. - [Liberty] Oh, God.

- [electricity buzzes] - Oh, God.

- The lights just went out. - We just lost power!

- Oh, my God. Okay. - I need a drink.

[Emerald] My boys. I'm going to call them.

No, no, no, no, no power. No signal.

I'm going to leave them a video message.

Hey. Hey, babies.

Um, if you are getting this...

it means Mama didn't make it off this plane alive.

I want you to know that I am... so proud

of the young men that you have become.

And I want you to do me a favor.

If you have girls, you treat them like queens.

You let them know what they are worth.

And you send them out into this world

and make it a better place.

You hear me?

I love you.

And I will always be with you.

[phone beeps]

Well, that was really sweet, Emerald, but futile.

Because when our plane crashes,

your phone is just going to shatter into a thousand pieces.

- Jesus Christ, Carr! - Ugh, so dark.

You're a mother.

Don't you want to leave a video for Amabel?

Yes, of course, I do.

But I don't know how to do that.

I love my daughter more than anything in this world.

But that, I don't know how to do.

- Just speak from your heart. - My heart?

I don't know what the fuck that is.

[? gentle music playing]

- [groans] - [phone beeps]

Uh...

Amabel...

the WiFi code is "winner"...

okay?

Uh, bye-bye forever.

[Liberty] Carr.

I really love you, kid.

?

Oh, but, listen. If they try to get you to identify my body,

you just tell them fucking no.

Because I'm going to look like a pile of red Jell-O.

- Shh. - [phone beeps]

[Raul] Alright, everybody.

- We're not going to make it to Vegas. - Oh, my God.

We'll have to make the desert our landing strip.

We're about 12 minutes out.

[Emerald] Oh, God, this is it.

This is fucking it.

This is it, okay?

- Liberty, are you okay? - Yes, I'm fine.

I'm-I'm-I'm just praying to the rosary

as best as I can remember it.

I just... Blessed are you among women,

and blessed is the fruit...

And the fruit, the fruit...

- Fruit of the loom? Is that it? - Oh, my God. Amen.

- [Liberty] Oh, fuck... - Amen.

- ...I can't remember it. - [Carr] Just amen.

Dina, why are you so fucking calm?

Well, I-I-I'm, I'm, I'm alright.

I, I don't have many regrets.

I've lived a full life.

I had a wonderful marriage.

I made great money.

And I have the best friends a woman could ever want.

And if this is my time to go,

then it's my time to go.

And I'm just, um, you know,

clearing my calendar on my phone,

uh, through the end of the year

because I just feel it's the right thing to do.

Really? No regrets?

I don't buy it.

Well, I do have a regret.

And I want to be fully transparent with all of you.

I've, I've been dating someone.

- [Carr] What? - Dina, that's fantastic!

A 29-year-old.

[Liberty gasps]

Wait a minute. You... You are sexing a 20-something?

Well, it's not to that point yet,

though, I've been sorely tempted

to go over that threshold.

- [Carr groans] - But I have been so incredibly vulnerable,

you know? And I ask myself questions.

Is this just a reaction to the mourning process?

I mean, maybe.

But we have a genuine connection.

But I just can't imagine him undressing me

and seeing my, you know, my stupid [indistinct]

and my soft, crepey skin

- and my knobby knees. - No.

But he- No, he tells me that I'm beautiful.

And I, and I can tell that he means it.

So, I just realized how judgmental

and unforgiving I have been about my own body,

which is such a waste of energy.

So, that is my one regret.

Well, Dina, you are my absolute idol.

Well, I wouldn't get too whisked away.

I worry he's after your money.

Yeah, well, I thought about that, too,

and he is wealthier than all of us combined.

He is the heir to Keebler.

The cookies?

[Dina] Yeah, the cookies and the elves.

[chuckling] All that, so...

[sighs] That's, you know, not what's going on here.

Um...

You know, why don't we just all play "No Regrets"?

- [Emerald] No, not another game. - Play a game, now?

- Yes. - Are you insane?

Yes, now. Especially now.

Let's go around.

And everyone say one regret in their life

in the spirit of,

of, you know, clearing your conscience.

- Oh, this is painful. - Allura, you go first.

Okay, um, my regret is that...

I never told Emerald how much I hate her hats.

- I'm sorry, Em. I-I love you. - [Liberty] What?

I... I've been biting my tongue

for so many years now.

I fucking hate your hats.

Bitch, you got on a durag...

- [all laughing] - ...and your biggest regret

is that you hate my hats?

The first rule of "No Regrets" is to not be judgmental...

- Right, but- - ...about everyone else's regrets.

- No judgment. - [Allura] Thank you.

- Sorry, but that was very funny. - Emerald.

My regret, um...

is that I lost myself along the way in life.

Being a mother is not easy.

And you, you put yourself aside

for your family.

And, um...

and I felt like I didn't deserve

to come first in my own life, you know?

That, and... [chuckles]

I never let myself have a big love, you know?

And so, um...

I didn't hold space for my dreams.

And there you go. That's my regret.

That was so beautiful, what you just said.

[deep breath]

And off of that, I, I want to keep it real too.

My biggest regret is that I've...

[sniffles]

just cared too much about what other people think, you know?

I-I-I, deep down, knew I was a power lesbian.

I just had to embrace that

and-and-and not be so worried

about being rejected and ostracized.

And, and-and here I am, finally authentically myself,

and I may not live to see that through.

- It's just... - [Emerald] Oh, baby.

Sorry.

Carr, you want to share?

Uh...

Uh...

Um...

I have a hard time with people.

I don't know how to trust.

I don't know why.

It's just molecular.

You know, my, my parents never loved me.

And I know that that has made me...

difficult.

But I-I don't know why everyone feels the need

to be so cruel to me,

especially when I never strike first.

And I just can't seem to escape

this cycle that I'm in.

You know, and I want to be free. Like you, Liberty.

I, I am actually proud of you for being brave.

And I want to be brave like that.

Because I have also had urges

and feelings for women.

And I should have tried some things.

Like eating out another woman.

- [chuckles] - That sounds liberating.

That sounds freeing.

Really, Carr, is that true?

Yes, yes. It's true.

And not just taking the piss?

I, I don't know what that means

'cause I don't have to pee right now

- while I'm about to die, actually. - Okay, it's just an English expression.

- Never mind. Sorry. - [Carr] Well, anyway.

All I'm saying is that those are my big regrets.

The way I...

Well, the way I've treated all of you.

And that I never tried scissoring.

Thank you for your apology, Carr.

[plane rumbling]

- [all scream] - [Emerald] Oh, shit!

Oh, that was a big one. Oh, God.

- Ohh! - [panicked chatter]

- Oh, God! Help us, help us, Lord! - [? dramatic music playing]

[panicked yelling]

- [glasses shattering] - [Liberty] Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

?

Oh, God, help us!

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[glasses shattering]

[plane rumbling]

- [rumbling stops] - [? gentle music playing]

Wh-?

The lights are back on!

What?

The power is back on, guys!

Oh, thank you, Lord!

- You guys, you guys... - [Emerald] Thank you, Lord.

- ...the power! - Thank you, Lord.

- [all chattering] - [Carr] How is that even possible?

[Dina] I mean, it's practically unheard of

to lose both engines and power.

How did we get them back?

Uh, I knew we were at the right altitude

to initiate Ram Air Turbine

and self-generate enough power

to communicate with air control.

- You recommended that? - Mm-hmm.

Thank you.

Damn good hire, Allura.

Jesus, I'm calling my boys.

Guys... for a minute there,

I thought we weren't going to make it.

Come here.

[Liberty] Oh, yes.

[Liberty laughing]

- [softly] Come on. - [Allura] You too, Carr.

[Allura/Dina] Come on.

- You know, you are a good person. - We all made it through together.

[Liberty] She is a good person.

[Dina] Oh, I love my girls.

- [Emerald] Thank you, Lord. - [Dina] [laughing] I love you so much.

- [Dina sighs] - [? gentle music playing]

- [sirens wailing] - [birds chirping]

[ambient street noise]

[Carr] Still among the living, I see.

I won't be taking that for granted anytime soon.

Strange. To escape death

only to litigate a doodle.

[Liberty chuckles softly]

Kind of makes you think.

[Liberty] Hmm.

Right.

[? gentle music playing]

[chuckles] What are you doing?

I am, uh, trying something new.

[Carr sighs]

You're going to confuse the clients.

Oh, they were confused long before we got here.

And, besides, Davidson is out sick,

so we can make our own rules.

[chuckles softly]

So, what does one do with a second chance?

Oh, hell if I know.

But I do know that cunty

isn't really working for me anymore.

So, I'll have to find something else.

Mm.

The Kellers are here.

Oh, yay.

Send them in, please.

[? tense music playing]

Sit wherever you like, please.

?

[chairs scraping]

So, we just need to resolve

the issue of Herbert's custody.

- He's dead. - [both] What?

[Jess] [crying] Vestibular disease.

He wobbled off the curb,

and then he got hit by a...

It was a suicide.

- What? - Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

He threw himself in front of a semi

to get away from his abuser.

Shut the fuck up, you lying sack of shit!

- You shut up! - [Carr] Okay, alright.

Alright. Alright.

Everybody, calm down.

Let's just cut to the chase.

If Herbert is no longer with us,

then it seems to me that the mediation

has resolved itself.

Ah, not so fast.

I am entitled to half of his ashes.

Oh, the hell you are.

The crematorium is sending them to me.

[Mark] Well, he shouldn't have to spend eternity with his abuser.

Oh, shut the fuck up!

It is over. He is gone.

So, just split the goddamn ashes,

sign the goddamn paperwork,

equally divide the Picassos, for God's sake.

Look, we almost died in a plane crash yesterday,

so the last thing we want to do

is waste the rest of our lives on this.

Agreed. You're both fired.

[? gentle music playing]

Well, that wasn't very lawyerly.

[Liberty] Yeah, one star Yelp review at best.

[Carr] We were on a plane without engines.

I think we can take a one-star hit.

- [Liberty] Yeah. - [elevator dings]

[Carr] So, how are you really?

[Liberty] Honestly, I have no idea.

I just keep thinking life's short

and I should be doing something that actually matters.

But I don't know what that is yet.

How about you?

Uh... [exhales]

Same.

Bet your girlfriend is thrilled you're alive.

Ah, yeah. Not as thrilled as you might think.

She dumped me.

- You're shitting me. - No, I shit you not.

She said I was too intense.

I tried to explain what it was like

to think you were about to die,

and she said she didn't have the "bandwidth."

I might have also suggested we move in together,

- and I rented a U-Haul. - Wow. What a lesbo.

[snorts] In my defense, I did almost die.

Yeah, and fuck her.

Seriously. I'm sure there is some woman somewhere

who's looking to love a tightly-wound British control freak.

[office phone ringing]

Well, that's kind of you to say.

- I think so. - [Liberty chuckles]

Right.

[inhales deeply]

Anyway, w- [sighs] Do you, uh, know of anyone

who might want to go see Brandi Carlile?

I have a pair of $400 box seats.

Wow. Even gayer.

[chuckles]

- Uh, when? - Uh, next Friday.

Okay.

- "Okay" what? - I'll go with you.

Really? Do you even like Brandi Carlile?

I don't know. I just think it'd be kind of fun

to just be in a stadium full of women all swaying

to "All the lines across my face."

I mean, it's either that or I watch

Chase bench-press the furniture.

Right. Well, but it's not exactly your crowd.

I mean, are you sure you won't feel out of place?

Uh, how do you know what my crowd is?

[elevator dings]

And I'm flexible.

I'm glad you're alive.

You too.

?

[elevator dings]

[humming]

- Hi. - Hi.

Ms. Standish is ready to see you now.

[whispering] Wonderful. Thank you. I know where I'm going.

Uh, she's actually not in her office.

I'll escort you to where she is.

Right this way.

?

- [? romantic piano music playing] - [sighs]

Dina.

To what do I owe the honor of this occasion?

Just a simple 5:30 p.m. dinner.

I know how we both like an early bird special.

Come sit.

We'll have a little talk.

?

[door closes]

1947.

- Blanc De Blanc. - [chuckles]

I remember on our first date

how you mentioned a penchant for...

vintage champagne.

[sighs] So...

[sniffs, exhales]

this is what I'm thinking.

I think you're a wonderful person.

But to be perfectly honest,

I've struggled with this.

I've, I've found it very difficult.

Are you breaking up with me?

- What? - Is this some sort of formal goodbye?

One last grand gesture for goodwill's sake?

Oh, no.

Quite the contrary.

This is a toast to you.

I am struck with gratitude.

I think you were meant to come into my life,

and I don't want to take it for granted.

Life is short.

And I would like for us to take this seriously.

What, what do you think?

[inhales deeply]

?

I think I would like that very much.

[both laughing]

- Oh, my. - Yeah. [laughs]

A toast to Brody.

- [Brody chuckles] - I see you.

- Mm-hm. - I appreciate you.

And I intend to proceed with...

with curiosity and an open heart.

Hmm.

[both chuckling]

?

Ah.

I don't know about you, but that brush with death

has got me reexamining life.

I just need to take more risks,

you know, and live more boldly.

I love that resolve, Liberty.

I can't wait to see where you take it.

- Oh. - Oh. [chuckling]

Oh, I'm sorry. Am I distracting you?

Mm. I know what you're doing, Emerald.

[Liberty chuckles]

If what I'm doing is authentically expressing myself

through extravagant headwear

as an act of sartorial resistance

because you evidently hate my motherfucking hats,

then, yes, you'd be correct.

Ms. Grant, can I have a word with you?

Yeah.

- Sure. - [Raul] Okay.

[? gentle music playing]

- I think it's great. - Don't.

No, it's just...

[? upbeat music playing]

[door closes]

We found three different men in those case files

who were public about their disdain for you.

One...

was Jay Wilson...

who has since moved to Europe and remarried,

so I'm ruling him out.

I remember him. I'm happy to hear he moved on.

Second was Paul Howard...

who was very vocal about you on social media

after his difficult divorce.

I was suspicious of him until I learned

that he'd taken his own life last year.

That's terrible.

Which brings me to the third candidate, Marcus Weller.

Do you remember this man?

[? pensive music playing]

[Judge Warburton] The ruling concludes that Abigail Gray is entitled

to the entirety of all financial accounts

belonging to Marcus Weller

and sole legal custody of the children.

This decision is deemed equitable

and is what's ultimately best for the children.

Good luck to you both.

- You fucking bitch! - [? dramatic music playing]

You let her take everything from me!

Those are my fucking kids too!

Get the fuck off of me.

[Marcus breathing heavily]

You are going to pay for this, Allura Grant.

I will get you back if it is the last fucking thing I do.

?

[Allura] I do remember him.

His outbursts at our mediation was one of the most

harrowing moments of my entire career.

He was unwell.

Well, he's gotten much worse since then.

His wife took out a restraining order,

and he was fired from his job for making threats.

He's become a large presence

in the men's rights community online.

He's obsessive about you in these forums.

He's unequivocally erratic and dangerous.

He feels that his divorce cost him his identity,

his family, his finances, and his reputation,

so we have to take this very seriously.

But right now, we can't find him.

He appears to be off the grid.

[Allura] How much of a threat can one person actually be?

[slams laptop]

This man's very capable.

I ordered for an investigation of the company aircraft.

The fuel lines had been cut.

That is not a mechanical issue.

That is intervention.

He sabotaged the plane?

I mean, how is that even possible?

It's a private airport with restricted access.

I have a log of everyone who was working on that day,

and I have combed through every surveillance file.

Unfortunately, it's not possible

to identify every face in the security footage.

Many workers wear face coverings

to protect from gasoline fumes.

I'm in the process of identifying

several obscure faces from that day.

Okay, so, what should I do?

Live your life...

with me at your side.

[? gentle, tense music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

[? dramatic music playing]

Uh, good-good evening, Ms. Grant.

Um, I'm taking over for the-the night shift.

Come on in.

Excuse me.

[? smooth jazz music playing]

Would you like a glass?

I don't drink on the job.

Right.

Of course.

So, do you like your job?

I like protecting good people.

I'll take that as a compliment.

Well, I should get some sleep.

I have a big day tomorrow.

If it's comfortable for you, I'd like to request

that I be stationed near you during the night shift.

Like... you want to share my bed?

I should sleep outside your door. [clears throat]

Mm, I thought you'd never ask.

[? "Dream Woman" by Suki Waterhouse playing]

? Stay, baby, stay ?

? Stay ?

? Stay, baby, stay ?

? Say that you love me the best ?

? Say that you want me undressed ?

? Lovers, you run ?

? Always from something ?

? Let me be where you could rest ?

? 'Cause I don't ever wanna feel another fucking way-ay ?

? Hey-ey ?

? I don't ever wanna feel another fucking way ?

? 'Cause I don't ever wanna feel another fucking way-ay ?

? Hey-ey ?

? I don't ever wanna feel another fucking way ?

? I can be your dream woman, dream woman ?

? I can be your dream woman, dream woman ?

? Dream woman ?

? I can be your dream woman, dream woman ?

? I got a body ?

? I got a story ?

? You got your dark, twisted fantasy wrong ?

? If she's sleeping when you call me ?

? In a second, I'm coming for you ?

[? upbeat music playing]

[singers vocalizing]

[? music fades out]

[? fanfare playing]

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