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? Are you ready ?

[? "Glamorous" by Fergie playing]

? Yeah ?

? Polow da Don ?

? It's Fergie ?

? If you ain't got no money ?

? Take yo' broke ass home, you say it ?

? If you ain't got no money ?

? Take yo' broke ass home ?

? G-L-A-M ?

? O-R-O-U-S, yeah ?

? G-L-A-M ?

? O-R-O-U-S ?

? We flying first class, up in the sky ?

? Poppin' champagne ?

? Livin' my life in the fast lane ?

? I won't change by the glamorous ?

? Ooh, the flossy, flossy ?

? The glamorous ?

? The glamorous, glamorous ?

? By the glamorous ?

? Ooh, the flossy, flossy ?

? The glamorous... ?

That's all for tonight, thank you.

? By the glamorous ?

? Ooh, the flossy, flossy ?

[? music stops]

[water rushing]

[toothbrush rustling]

[? pensive music playing]

[heavy breathing]

[Liberty] So were you scared?

I'm still getting used to an all-glass house,

but I don't really think it's anything to worry about.

I wouldn't be so casual about this if I were you.

I don't think I have to remind you girls

how risky life can be for divorce attorneys.

I mean, I know from experience, vengeance is a savage game.

[Liberty] Well, no matter what, we've got to look out

for each other, right?

But Allura, you're alone in that big house,

and I do worry about you.

[Dina] Private security.

A guard in the front and a guard in the back.

- Yes. - You will feel better.

- And we'll feel better. - [Emerald] I know I will.

Guys, I love you all,

but all of this fear is just a little extreme.

But thank you.

[? gentle music playing]

[phone ringing]

What?

[receptionist] Dina Standish is here to see you.

Send in the clown.

[? bright music playing]

[door opens]

[door closes]

- Carr. - Hello, Dina.

Who's your little fishy friend?

Isn't she lonely in there by herself?

It's a betta fish.

My, my kid likes it. Doesn't play well with others.

You put another fish in there, she'll kill it.

Come now.

I'm sure you made many, many fishy friends

in the clink.

[Dina] [chuckling] Carr...

I'm going to stop you before you go too far.

How did you get out anyway?

A bulletproof alibi on the night of the murder.

As a matter of fact, I was off the grid,

but it took a while to prove it.

I was spending a dark night of the soul

at our ranch, La Contenta...

agonizing over how to say goodbye to Doug.

But I was alone.

No witnesses to vouch for my presence.

So many more long nights

combing through cell phone geodata

to prove that I was out of state.

So the murder... remains unsolved.

Took you a week to learn your way around a cell phone?

Sounds about right, Grandma Moses.

Carr, the time I spent in prison was perhaps...

[sighs] the most enlightening time of my life,

so your attempts to insult me won't work.

I did some reading.

[Carr] Oh, funny.

Like Dr. King, I also had a dream,

and that dream was for you to die in prison.

- [book clatters on desk] - I know you.

I know you better than anyone else...

and I don't want to fight anymore.

Oh, spare me the lecture, Dina Standish.

I don't give two fucks what you think.

I'm not saying I hate you,

but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.

Whatever this is between us, I'm ending it.

I've realized that loving you is the only way

to turn your darkness around.

Rest assured, I will not stop, and I will win.

The downfall of that firm you're now aligned with

is the bullseye on my dark arts mood board.

[Dina] I also wanted to come here today,

look you in the eye, and say this.

Carrington Lane, I forgive you.

Forgive me for what?

Oh, how dare you.

You can't forgive me without my consent.

That is assault.

Take it back!

You don't get to do this. Guess what?

I forgive you.

Fine.

Whatever you need.

I forgive you for failing me as a mentor and as a friend,

and I forgive you for choosing them over me.

- It's more complicated than that. - Not for me, it isn't.

Black Mae West, Fat Ass, and Dry Vagina

are the three least interesting people I've ever fucking met.

And I say that as a West Side mom

with a kid in an LA private school.

Carr. [chuckles]

You have gobbled down so many babies

that everything out of your mouth is childish.

I'm sorry, I take that back.

I swore that I wouldn't sink to your level today.

Well, I may not have framed you for murder,

but I did plant the dementia drug

and I did get to your maid.

Little tidbit for ya.

I know you're trying to provoke me,

but I came here in the spirit of reconciliation.

So I'm going to leave now before you undo my amends.

I forgive you, Carr.

Goodbye.

- But why? - But why what?

Why do you keep forgiving me?

You want to know my theory?

I think it's because you never had a child.

Don't, Carr, don't.

We can all see through your big song and dance

about how we're all your daughters.

You're trying to raise us

because you never had the courage to raise an actual child.

And thank God you didn't,

because look at how damaged all the women in your firm are.

You are a terrible mother.

[slap cracks]

Get the fuck away from me!

[? tense music playing]

[door opens]

[door closes]

[Dina] I lost it. I...

I, I was completely out of control.

I should never have gone over there.

The only mistake you made was not slapping harder.

She bled, Emerald.

Okay.

I went over there to try to stop this senseless feud.

And instead, I perpetuated it

and gave her an excuse to strike back.

Now whatever hell she unleashes is justified

because I couldn't control my temper.

She went for the jugular, so what were you supposed to do?

- What happened now? - Dina slapped Carr.

Now Big Mama's ashamed.

If we just ignore her, eventually, she'll cease to exist.

Year of the Horse, remember?

Oh, God, no. [chuckles]

Not this zodiac nonsense.

[Allura] Actually, it's Chinese nonsense.

And it's not nonsense.

Last year was the Year of the Snake, shedding of the skin.

I'm moving on from Chase, and we're all moving on from Carr.

- [Liberty] Uh-oh. - What?

Chase and Carr are dating.

[laughs]

They deserve each other. Come on, guys.

- [snickers] - And I deserve so much better.

You are focused on your career, sensible woman.

What I deserve, what we all deserve,

is to have some fucking fun.

- Ding, ding, ding. - [Milan] [over phone] Hello?

Milan, let's give these girls a show.

[Emerald] You order strippers?

[Dina] Ah, ah, here it comes. Here it comes.

[Milan] You've got mail.

- [Dina] Ooh. - Milan, you look a little different.

Uh, did you do something with your hair?

Oh, I know.

Didn't you just pass the California bar?

Guilty as motherfucking charged.

- [group cheering] - No!

- Oh, my God, that's fabulous. - Congratulations.

Congratulations.

And you passed on your first try?

Congratulations, Milan.

Didn't pass on my first try.

But you did eventually, that's all that matters.

- Right? - What's in the box?

It's not big enough to be Carr's head.

[group chuckling]

Ladies, you're familiar with Grace Kelly's Scorpion Ball.

[Liberty] Oh, my God.

When she turned 40, she threw herself a Scorpion Ball,

and to get in, you had to be a Scorpio

or bring one as a date.

It should have been the greatest, most glamorous night of her life,

but there was something,

or someone, she failed to consider.

What, swag bags?

[group laughing]

Elizabeth Taylor.

She showed up to the Scorpion Ball

in a black velvet Tiziani evening cape

with these embroidered diamante Scorpions.

My kind of girl.

- [Allura] So guess what, ladies? - [Emerald] What?

I'm throwing my own Scorpio Ball.

- [Liberty] No. - [Emerald] I knew it.

And I will be wearing this.

- Allura, no, you did not. - Is that the exact cape?

- Is it the real cape? - [Liberty] Oh, my God. Gorgeous.

[Emerald] Allura Grant. Ooh.

I got it at auction, worth every penny.

- Ooh. - This ball that I'm throwing

is going to be all about joyful decadence,

which is why I booked two of the most

joyfully decadent performers to serenade us.

- Who? - [Milan] Who?

Adele and Bruno Mars.

[all exclaiming]

I love Bruno Mars with his little self.

Not so little, I heard.

Ooh!

- Liberty. - [group laughing]

[Liberty] That's what I heard.

Okay, well, Little Miss Triple Scorpio.

Oh, yeah, trust the science.

I think it's a load of poppycock.

Why should I believe some cave people

who looked up at the stars 5,000 years ago

and decided to connect the dots?

We are women of law and order.

We traffic in truth and reason.

Never forget that.

I'd like to burst your bubble, Dina.

I'm treating you to a reading with Loni Everlane.

[Emerald] Loni Everlane?

Loni Everlane is the truth.

Do you understand me? That woman predicted COVID.

Loni Everlane, you got to do it, Dina. You got to.

You can send the lion, the witch,

and the wardrobe for all I care.

I won't change my mind.

Spoken like a true Libra.

[Allura laughs]

Stop it.

I was there at the very beginning.

I was the first model on the cover of the first issue.

I made Ray Royale a mogul.

I wasn't the woman behind the man.

I was the woman beside the man.

I taught Ray how to run a business.

And how does he repay me?

By fucking every single cover girl,

and then throwing divorce papers in my face

one month before our 10-year anniversary.

That's the 10-year rule.

He didn't want to have to pay indefinite spousal support.

He knows exactly what he's doing.

Well, I don't just want support.

I want half... of everything.

I just adore how you talk.

You're a woman who takes no shit,

and we're going to make sure you get your half.

And when you get it, do something good with it.

Like, start your own media empire.

That's good to hear, because I never want to feel

the way I did in this relationship ever again.

Invisible.

Okay then, we're going to need a copy of the prenup.

We weren't able to get it from his lawyers.

Right here.

I brought my own copy.

Aphrodite, this is...

ironclad and ruthless.

It's not going to be easy.

Turn to the last page and then tell me what you think.

I don't see your signature here.

Because I never signed it.

But the witnesses sure did.

But I... didn't.

Alright then.

It appears we have ourselves a case.

[sighs]

[knife clacking]

Babe, I know you're upset.

I think you made the right decision,

not suing Dina for assault.

Well, don't mistake my restraint for grace.

I'm playing the long game with Old Mother Hubbard.

Why are you so mad tonight?

Guess who's throwing a ball?

Allura, and all those girls are going.

- Why do you care? - Because it's about me.

She is throwing that ball to purposefully not invite me.

And she knows how much my astrological identity means to me.

And to top it off, she is throwing her stupid party

on November 5th, which is my actual birthday.

Scorpio Ball is my thing on my day,

and I'm not even invited.

It's the story of my life.

- Come on, babe, don't say that. - [Carr] Well, it is.

I mean, my whole life,

as long as I can remember,

I have never felt chosen, just settled for.

I've never, ever been anyone's first choice.

Look, let's go somewhere on your birthday.

Come on, just me and you, okay?

I choose you, Carrington Lane.

[? gentle music playing]

I just...

I know she's doing this to get under my skin,

and I hate that it is working.

[Loni] The tarot, much like astrology, is a science.

Do you know why the Cold War ended?

Internal political fragmentation of the Soviet Union.

Joan Quigley, Nancy Reagan's astrologer.

Joan advised her on every step of the negotiations,

and Nancy was in Reagan's ear the whole way.

So don't sleep on the cosmos, Ms. Standish.

The world turns because of them.

[? mystical music playing]

Mm. Mm.

Mm.

Understood.

This is where you've been, the Hanged Man.

Is that having to do with my husband's passing?

Because anyone would've known that.

It was on the front page of the New York Times.

Oh, so the cosmos have Google.

No.

See how the card is upside down?

It means it's reversed.

It's not a death.

It's a different kind of loss.

Something or someone you left behind.

This is where you are now.

The Lovers.

Oh, is that so?

Darling, could you come in here?

Oh, right.

I have no one.

That part of my life is finished. Kaput.

You will fall in love, not simply with another partner,

but with life and all of its endless possibilities.

Well, I don't know about all of that.

Why don't we wrap it up for today?

What about that card, the last one?

[Loni] The Tower.

Collapse, crisis.

Dina, your past is your future.

Mistakes you made from long ago are coming back to haunt you.

The way you grapple with them

is going to be a matter of life and death.

Thank you.

That's enough for today.

Happy birthday, boys.

- Thanks, Mom. - [glasses clink]

Trip, trip, trip.

So how long has everybody been dating?

Oh, we're not dating.

- We're open. - [stammering]

- We have sex with other people. - [Elijah] Ava! Ava! Stop! Ava, Ava!

Jesus, be a fence. Okay.

- We're going to change the subject... - Let's do that.

- ...because I'm not ready. - You said she'd be fine with it.

What are you all's majors, ladies?

Quantitative physiology.

Uh, syntactic symbiotics.

- Materials. - You got to tell her more than that, girl.

- Materials? - [Naomi] Yeah.

With a concentration in holomorphic vector bundles.

- Mm. - But I don't know.

- What do you think? - [Egypt] Yeah, what do you think?

I think that we should talk about

what we're wearing to the Scorpio Ball.

Actually, Ma, I think we're going to bail on that.

You most certainly are not.

Y'all three are my ticket in.

My Scorpios that are born on Halloween,

Mama's little trick-or-treats.

I thought y'all wanted to dress up and look fancy.

Oh, I don't know.

[Emerald] Use your words.

Okay, Mama, look. I basically-

Ms. Green, it's our fault.

Naomi, Simone, and I, we're on scholarship,

and we don't have anything to wear,

and there's no way we can afford to buy gowns.

Yeah, Ezra was just being polite.

No, what Ezra is being is uninformed.

- Whoa! - I know what it's like

to struggle just to get the basics,

but living well start with looking the part.

But how can we do that?

[Emerald] Uh, hello?

Your fairy godmother is here.

- I'll take that. - Okay?

- What you talkin' about? - You know what?

Ladies, it's time for a makeover.

Y'all come with me. Come on.

No, no, no. No, no, no, no.

Boys, you stay. You eat up, and then you clean up.

- Come on, ladies. - Wait, Brianna not coming to clean?

I said clean it up!

Come on, girls.

Eat up and clean up.

So what sign is everybody?

[Simone] I'm a Pisces.

Ooh, you're an old soul and very sensitive.

[Naomi] I'm a Capricorn.

Loyal and disciplined as hell.

[Ava] I'm an Aries.

Bold, fierce, independent, and a little bit fast.

Ooh, she clocked your shit. [giggles]

- What you are about to see... - [keypad beeping]

...very few ladies and no men have ever seen before.

[lock beeping]

Welcome to my wig closet.

- Oh! - Wow, this is gorgeous.

Girl, that's a lot of motherfucking wigs. [chuckles]

Listen and learn, ladies.

Wigs on a Black woman is like a purse or a bracelet.

It helps you be who you need to be or who you want to be.

I mean, Black women have been wearing wigs since ancient Egypt.

Hairpieces of queens denoted power, wealth, taste.

Check, check, and check.

But let me tell you about the first Black woman

I loved in a wig.

She was also a queen, the queen of rock and roll.

Tina Turner, baby.

When I looked at her and all that she had been through,

she was unafraid to take up space.

Her wigs gave her protection and freedom,

and she looked damn good.

Wigs, ya dig?

- [chuckles] - Lola will look great on you.

- Try it on. - Okay.

Here's what I'm going to do, ladies.

I'm going to get my glam squad to hook you guys up, okay?

One rule, when it comes to your dress,

either d�colletage out or legs out.

Pick one, not both.

We do not want to look like we're selling, okay?

Pull that wig back a little bit.

There you go. There you go.

[Ava] Wait, wait.

- And who is she? - Oh.

That is Geneva.

She's a Swiss Miss.

That's what you want to wear

if you want to have that jet-set look.

- May I? - Of course, you may.

And Simone, don't be shy, okay?

It's wigs first, then dresses, then jewels, ladies.

And... Ooh, and then shoes.

We're going for Black excellence.

Ladies, we are going for Black excellence.

What are we going for?

[girls] Black excellence.

- Yes. - Yes.

Grab her and let's go.

- Come on. - [girls giggling]

I don't like boucle on the banquettes.

[Dina] Hello, darling.

[air kissing]

- One minute, Dina. - I was just telling Brody over here

I don't like boucle on the banquettes.

Roman, I never thought I'd say this,

but you overdid it with the orchids.

This isn't a dictator's funeral.

Isn't it?

Roman, a word in private.

[clears throat]

Excuse me. I just have to say, you smell absolutely incredible.

What is that scent?

It's soap.

[? gentle, upbeat music playing]

You're staring at me.

Your eyes are...

absolutely beautiful.

Are you flirting with me?

I was going to ask you the same thing.

Don't be absurd.

My thoughts exactly.

We need to keep this professional,

although you are making that extremely difficult for me.

[chuckles softly]

[Allura] Dina?

- Y-yes? - Are you here to see the party prep?

Um...

- Brody? - [Brody] Hm?

Will you excuse us for a second?

[Brody] Of course.

It's about Carr.

What? Is she dead?

Never mind. I don't even care.

I need to ask you a favor.

I need you to invite her to the Scorpion Ball.

- Why? - To keep the peace.

This war amongst us has got to end once and for all.

No way.

You asked me to meet your astrologer.

Against my better instincts, I did.

She warned that if I didn't confront the mistakes of my past,

there would be dire consequences.

Now, I can't explain why,

but I know she means Carr.

I know you feel guilty about the slap.

Please.

For me.

[inhales]

I will approve this because I can rise above.

And when she brings my ex-husband,

I will rise above that, too.

But something for you to keep in mind.

Do you know what happens when you put two scorpions in a hat box?

Only one makes it out alive.

?

[elevator bell dings]

[receptionist] Um, excuse me?

You can't just walk in here.

Shut up, Walmart face.

I was invited.

Hello, Dinasaur.

Carr.

Thank you for coming to see me.

Please, sit.

You know...

that slap could have hurt

if your bones weren't so riddled with osteoporosis.

What the fuck is this?

[Dina] Celeriac velout�.

Well, it looks like cum.

[chuckles]

I want you to know

how ashamed and sorry I am for slapping you.

It was ugly, hurtful, and immature.

There's nothing immature about you.

I know that an apology won't cut it.

I also know that deep down,

what you really want is acceptance from me,

- from the other girls. - Oh.

I've spoken to Allura, and we would love

for you to come to the Scorpio Ball.

Fine.

If it means that much to you, I'll go.

So, peace in our time?

Yeah, consider it your redemption, Shawshank.

Thank you, Carr.

Oh, hello. Are you glowing?

Really? Wha...

Yeah, why?

[chuckles] I don't know, nothing.

- You got a new man? - No.

- Do you? - Nothing like that.

Well, it's just something that's, um...

A... a dinner.

Liberty Elizabeth Ronson.

[Liberty chuckling]

Okay, it's a special kind of event dinner.

Alright, fine. I have a date.

[Emerald shrieks]

- Calm down. - I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.

I knew it.

Okay, I hope he's a Scorpio so you can bring him to the ball,

and then we can all get a load of him.

We shall see, okay?

- Okay. - I'm taking it slow.

- [Emerald] [whispers] Knew I was right. - Oh, my God.

Okay. What I wanted to talk to you about is that I'm struggling

to make sense of this prenup.

Okay. Well, where's your head at?

So the witness signatures belong to two notaries,

and as it turns out, Ray Royale has used these same notaries

on a number of publication acquisitions.

But here's the catch.

We won't be able to get them to testify

because they're both dead.

Well, dead they may be, but they saw her sign something.

Baby.

[Liberty] It's utterly bizarre.

What are we missing?

[Emerald] I don't know.

It's like her signature just disappeared.

Just like a trick from the magic shop

I used to live above when I was a kid in Sussex.

A magic trick.

Invisible ink.

No, you don't think she...

I think if a woman is desperate enough to protect herself,

she'll do any damn thing.

You think we can find out before the mediation?

Baby, you talking about Emerald Green?

I am ink-credible at my job.

- Oh. - [chuckles] You see what I did there?

- Thymolphthalein. - Come again?

Forensics confirmed it.

It's a colorless chemical compound.

And when it's mixed with sodium hydroxide, it turns blue.

Over time, it acidifies,

and the blue loses its color like it was never there.

Aphrodite Lovesong is one tricky bitch.

Well, we're going to have to be tricky bitches ourselves.

She can never know that we know.

It's perjury and fraud.

We could lose our licenses.

Consider this revelation invisible.

Your Honor, it's a classic case of him versus her.

She says she didn't sign, he says otherwise.

[Liberty] The witnesses are both notaries and both deceased.

So, unless Mr. Royale can prove otherwise,

Ms. Lovesong never signed this prenup.

[Ray] Your Honor, something's up.

I-I don't know what's going on here,

but she's up to something.

Mr. Royale, I'm sorry, but Ms. Green is right.

Without witnesses or a signature,

I have no choice but to find this prenuptial agreement

null and void, thereby entitling the client

to half of the value of Mr. Royale's estate.

Okay, this is crazy.

She signed it, you fucking know it.

- I saw it. - You didn't see shit.

Alright, this is not over.

- You hear me? - Poof!

Disappear, please.

Oh, by the way, do you want to know

how I'm going to be spending your money?

Starting my own magazine.

Limp Dick Quarterly,

and I'm putting your face on the fucking cover.

Alright.

Thank you.

You were married to half a man.

The least you should get is half his fortune.

Aphrodite, I'd like to ask you one last question,

but I'd rather you don't answer.

Okay.

If the words thymolphthalein

and sodium hydroxide mean anything to you, don't blink.

Does that not answer your question?

Indeed it does.

[Aphrodite chuckling]

?

[? lively music playing]

Hi, I'm here to meet a date,

uh, Jamie Stevenson.

? 'Cause I could love you ?

? If I really wanted to ?

? You could be, be my glass of wine ?

? When the sun sets... ?

Hi, I'm Liberty.

- Jamie. - Lovely to meet you, Jamie.

- Lovely to meet you. - Oh!

? Or maybe that much better ?

- ? If you wanted you could make it all ? - [Liberty sighs]

? Worth it, worth it worth it, worth it, ooh ?

- [? rousing music playing] - [camera shutters clicking]

[ice cubes rattling]

- Dina. - Oh, my goodness.

What do we have here?

A siren from the underworld.

A real beauty.

I am in complete awe of you, Allura.

I mean, it is certainly the Year of the Horse.

New beginnings, fully embraced.

[Brody] Excuse me, ladies.

I don't mean to interrupt.

Hello again.

Good evening, Ms. Standish.

I noticed you didn't check in your phone.

- We don't allow photos at the event. - Oh.

This is preposterous.

I-I don't even know the password to my Instagram.

I completely understand the inconvenience.

I can escort you over to the check-in.

Rules are rules, Dina.

[? bright music playing]

Will you check it in?

Thank you.

Voil�, you're good to go.

Alright. Thank you.

Real quick, I just wanted to say,

I think you look absolutely incredible tonight.

What's going on here?

You tell me.

You feel it too, right?

I hate to break it to you, but I'm 40 years older than you are.

I hate to break it to you...

but I already knew that.

[both chuckling]

No. This is ridiculous.

You're seriously claiming to be attracted to me.

You radiate power...

and that is incredibly alluring.

I honestly just want to please you.

Come on.

I'll prove it.

Come on.

[Dina giggles]

- Okay. - [Brody exhales]

Congratulations, I'm in a closet.

Now what?

[keypad clicking]

Now... we dance.

[? "Come in From the Cold" by Joni Mitchell playing]

Joni Mitchell?

Do you even know who she is?

- ? Back in 1957 ? - ? Back in 1957 ?

- ? We had to dance a foot apart... ? - ? We had to dance a foot apart... ?

[chuckles]

? And they hawk-eyed us from the sidelines ?

? Holding their rulers without a heart ?

? And so with just a touch of our fingers ?

? Oh, we could make our circuitry explode ?

? All we ever wanted... ?

? Was just to come in from the cold... ?

God, who are you?

? Come in, come in, come in ?

? Come in from the cold ?

- [crowd chattering] - [camera shutters clicking]

?

[inaudible]

[chuckling] Oh. You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Well, if it isn't Little Miss Baby Got Back herself.

Stunning ball, Allura.

Congratulations.

And I do, I just love what you are wearing.

And I want to know which community theater you paid

to sew that together so quickly.

Oh, no, no, my arachnid foe.

This is the original Elizabeth Taylor Scorpion cape.

Quick red-eye to a Saudi billionaire's private collection.

I am exhausted, but it was worth it.

Oh, don't look so down, Allura.

No one knows yours is from Etsy.

I'm trying, Carr.

I really am.

There just isn't enough oxygen up here on this high road,

so I am so close to stooping to your level.

Oh, I'm sorry, ladies.

I don't like playing Russian roulette,

so I'm going to hit the blackjack table.

Mm-hmm.

I want you to get something straight.

You are nothing anymore.

I got your cape, I got your man,

and I will get your law firm.

Saved by the Liberty Bell.

Oh, my God, you look amazing.

Good timing, ladies.

Carr, you look... lovely.

Yeah, you do, too, for a president's wife.

And I assume this is your Scorpio friend, Lib?

Jamie Stevenson, lifelong Scorpio.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

And how do you two know each other?

Well, to be perfectly honest, Jamie and I are dating.

- Lib, really? - Yes, yes.

I've recently faced a truth of mine,

and, yes, deep down,

I think I am a power lesbian.

I guess I've always had a little inkling,

but with it being the Year of the Horse and all,

I thought it was time to fully embrace the true me.

I am so happy for you, I could cry.

- Really? - Oh, my gosh, I'm so relieved.

Oh, this is utterly unsurprising.

I always thought you could be a carpet muncher.

It's the strained neck, the coat-hanger elbows,

the Neanderthal gaze of a volleyball girl desperate to serve.

Carr, watch your mouth.

Well, I mean, everything really makes sense now.

It's why you always excluded me from your man-haters club.

Actually, we excluded you because you're a deeply rotten

and unlovable person.

Well, I want to know something.

Was it lonely hiding in the closet

all those years scissoring your cream fedoras,

because, you know, guess what?

You're always going to be alone.

Just another cunt in a cape.

Sorry they didn't make you the grand marshal

of the parade this year.

I'm fine. Just, if you could.

- What? - You really are a ghoul, Carr.

And I'm going to see to it that you pay for what you just did

if it's the last thing I do.

Oh, promises, promises.

- [? bright music playing] - [camera shutters clicking]

[crowd chattering]

[Emerald] Okay. Thank you.

[security] Welcome, ladies.

The Greene family.

Triple Scorpios. Alright.

Let's do it.

Remember what I said?

Poise, polish.

Girl, look at this family.

That's what I call Black excellence.

Let's do a fun one.

Okay, act like y'all got some sense here.

Look at this shit.

Girl, you killed it.

[sighs] I wish I felt it.

There's a crisis brewing.

Liberty just came out as a lesbian.

Where's the crisis? Good for her.

Exactly, but Carr just read her for filth,

and now Liberty's crying her eyes out in the bathroom.

- Where? - Past the casino.

[? upbeat music playing]

- [Liberty sniffles] - Oh, Lib.

Baby, listen.

- I need you to pull it together. - I know.

[Milan] 'Cause there's no way we are letting

this ragdoll in arch support shoes

bring you down like this.

- It's crazy. - I know, it's ridiculous.

I don't know how I let her get under my skin.

It's just stupid.

[sniffles]

Look, I didn't come out when I was back in college

when I first suspected because I thought, I don't know,

I thought people would say terrible things about me.

And so I just pushed the true me aside,

and here I am, one week into being an out lesbian,

and I'm bawling over that bitch calling me a dyke.

See? Uh-uh.

The name-calling, that is kindergarten bullshit.

Exactly.

And nobody fucks with one of my sisters

and gets away with it.

I am done with Carr.

Do you understand me?

I am done.

We got it handled.

[? upbeat music playing]

And I win again.

Seriously, why am I the only high roller at this table?

Let's lose some real money, people.

Carrington, I need a word with you in private right now.

Oh, well, what have we here?

Little Miss Shake-and-Go Wig wants to rough me up a little?

Well, by all means, lead the way.

Excuse me.

You've never looked more beautiful in your life.

Although when you gave birth to our daughter, you came close.

You're sweet.

But I wish you wasn't.

I'ma set you straight for the last time.

You can come for me but do not come for my sisters.

You got one shot to make this right.

What are you blabbing about?

I mean, all I did was tell the truth to that butch.

Alright, Carr, at this point,

just be a fucking decent human being

and just apologize to Liberty

before we have to take this shit up a notch.

Or what? What, are you going to slit my wrist

with your dragon lady nails?

- Bring it on. - [Milan] And that was your shot.

- Hold this. - [Emerald] Milan.

No, that was the shot, baby.

- No, not here. - Yes, here.

Oh, let Dionne Warwick live, Emerald.

Don't hold on to baby too tight

like you did those flouncy little sons of yours.

- What? - What a busted trio of beards,

those dates of theirs are, huh?

- ? So hot in, so hot in ? - This is war, bitch!

Let me go!

[women screaming]

[water splashing]

[? "Hot In Herre" by Nelly playing]

[women screaming]

[crowd shouting]

? I was like ?

? It's gettin' hot in here ?

? So take off all your clothes... ?

Control yourselves, ladies!

? It's gettin' so hot I wanna take my clothes off ?

? It's gettin' hot in here ?

? So take off all your clothes... ?

- [women screaming] - [crowd exclaiming]

? I wanna take my clothes off ?

? Mix a little bit of ah ah ?

? Girl, baby, make it ah ah ?

? Oh! ?

When Milan jumped on Carr's neck...

- Did you see that? - [Emerald laughing]

Bitch, I literally broke a nail fucking around with her.

- [women laughing] - [Liberty] Oh, my God,

I thought you were going to kill her.

Listen, your ass can fight, okay?

Well, you know, I do what I can. [chuckles]

Seriously, guys, thank you.

Thanks for having my back.

- [Milan] Anytime. - Anytime.

Yeah, we love you.

- Allura, we're so sorry. - Sorry, Allura.

[Emerald] You have every right to be furious.

I fucking am.

You know, I love you guys, but this is unacceptable.

Our pride just got the best of us.

It's my fault.

All this astrology, it brings out extremes.

Adele left.

- What? - Oh, no.

She says you reminded her too much

of the years she spent at an all-girls school.

You re-traumatized Adele.

You re-traumatized Adele.

I have to call her.

- [Allura gasps] - Are you okay?

- [? "Scorpio" by Troy playing] - ? Baby ?

? You got me coming like a midnight ride ?

? Taking me so high ?

[all] Allura!

[Milan] Help!

Get a doctor!

? I ?

? Baby, you're lookin' like a oh my ?

? Your heavenly eyes got me up all night ?

Oh, shit! Scorpion!

Oh, my God!

?

? Scorpio ?

? I have found someone ?

? Who I want to hold ?

? Baby, I've been dreaming ?

? Pleading for your touch ?

? Healing, feeling too much ?

? Ohh ?

? Baby ?

? You got me coming like a midnight ride ?

? Taking me so high ?

? Can't come down when you're in my mind ?

? Oh, Scorpio ?

? Baby, you're lookin' like a oh my ?

? Your heavenly eyes got me up all night ?

? You're all I know ?

? Scorpio ?

? You got me coming like ooh ?

? Midnight ride taking me so high ?

? Can't come down ?

? You got me coming like ooh ?

? You got me coming like a midnight ride ?

? Taking me so high ?

? Can't come down when you're in my mind ?

? Oh, Scorpio ?

? Baby, you're lookin' like a oh my ?

? Your heavenly eyes got me up all night ?

? You're all I know ?

? Scorpio ?

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