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Svet mu zerkalce, skazhi, da vsu pravda dolazhi, Yal na svete

vseh mileye, vseh rumyani i bileye.

— You?

Of course, there is no doubt.

You are a girl who is all the more beautiful, all the more blushed and

whiter.

So the girl, dressing up in front of her mirror,

talked to him.

— Yalya, tell me, all the more beautiful, all the more blushed and

whiter? — What is the mirror's answer?

— You are beautiful, there is no doubt.

My sister is all the more beautiful, all the more blushed and whiter.

There is nothing to do.

She ordered everyone then to look for my sister

by tomorrow morning.

Once half of the kingdom was skipped, but the sister was found.

She went up to the porch, gave the honor to the hostess, bowed low to the belt,

and, reddened, apologized for calling the guests, but did not take the

hostess.

Here a maiden came to her, gently took her by the hand. She led her sister

up to the bright light.

She walks, looks, what a miracle!

How gentle, gentle, considerate! Leg, stand, everything is beautiful

in it, the heart of the maiden is full.

Thank you.

Mmm.

Who's there?

It's me, the train driver.

I have a heavy package for you.

Oh, is it you, Vanya the fool?

No, I'll get off. Oh, they gave it to me by mail.

Oh,

these are my friends, Iryshka.

What's there?

I don't know.

I'll look myself.

Irishka sent me some clothes from abroad.

From the company Second Hand.

Have you heard about it?

No.

Look at this.

What kind of skirt is it? It has only one name.

Shorts!

Listen, Nastya, the necklace, huh?

What are you talking about?

Who do I look like to? What?

You look better than you when you go abroad.

Oh, really?

Wait a minute.

Oh, Nastya, I didn't know you had such beautiful legs.

Well, get up.

No, seriously, there is no such woman in our village.

Let's have a drink.

Look, Nastya, you have cool panties. No one has ever changed them.

Do you want to show them the pattern?

Yeah.

Do you want me to show you how to make a rift?

Listen,

there is not a single woman in our village who has such a chest as yours.

What chest?

This one?

Do you have such a ass?

No, no one in the village.

You haven't seen her yet, and you're already praising her. What would you say

if you were here?

Well, what else do I need?

Ikea.

Is that it?

But the ladies say that you are the best in the village, is it true?

Do you want to ride on it?

Why not?

I live in the church.

That's who you are.

What do you want from me? Are you afraid of me?

No,

I'm not afraid of the bottle.

Do you want a kiss?

Do you want me to fall in love with you? No,

I don't want to fall in love with you.

Well, let's go to the bathroom.

Who else will come with you?

All right, here's one.

Vanya, let's go to the bathroom.

I don't want to.

What if I grab a bottle for you?

Come on, for now.

Well, then come in.

Vanya, can you give me a cigarette?

No, not for the bottle.

I've already promised Masha.

Is he crazy?

He just kissed me for the bottle and then gave me to hold the helmet.

He gave me to hold the helmet.

I got up and was like this.

And what?

Hold it, hold it.

Well, let's get to work.

Do you sing often?

Yes, I do.

I sing for free.

What do you want to sing? I don't want to sing.

That's enough.

I'll sing a song for you.

With jam?

Yes, with jam.

I fell in love with a tractor driver and gave him three weeks of soap and salt.

I fell in

love with a guy...

You sing even better.

I hope so.

That's enough.

It's time to go to bed.

Time to go to bed.

And now,

girls...

Dance, Stratix, who is the most beautiful in the world, and the day

after that, you will be hit once.

Um...

Well, girls, let's smear the glass, and I'll be back in a couple of hours.

Ivan fell in love with Marya. Ivan wanted to marry her.

And then he sent them to Maria Svatov's house.

And Martin and Olga went to the house of Mary's parents to marry Ivan.

The parents of Mary, Naum and Darya, let the guests into the house, covered the

table, sat down at the table and began to ask.

With what, they say, did the nice guests come?

Did you hear, they say, swats, your product has been stocked, and we have a

merchant on it.

Naum and Darya got stuck in something and began to bargain.

Our goods are very good and expensive, it seems.

So did he buy them in your pocket?

Are you

offending us?

answered the bride.

Our merchant has unparalleled dignity.

And he carries a lot in the circle, that's why he is honest.

Besides, he sent you a hotel as a gift.

Look at that one.

Now we see for ourselves that your fiance is really noble, said Naum.

Only for our bride we have to pay a bribe.

What kind of bargain is this? We will pay everything in full.

A terrible fight began.

Screams were heard throughout the village.

Maria appeared in the midst of the mess.

Naum began to praise her in front of the servants.

um um

And what about Ivan?

And Ivan looked at the shivering shadow in the windows.

and patiently waited for his turn.

Once, Petrukha and Ninka came from the village to the village of the former

Ninka's daughter-in-law Katya, who lived with her husband Vasily.

The childhood friends, counting five years, did not see each other.

Well, here, of course, the reception of bread and salt is not possible in the

village.

Porn milk, bread from the Russian oven, pancakes, fresh eggs, mushrooms,

again, with pickles, salty, and kvass, how much you want.

They sit, eat, and talk about life.

Well, here Vasily offers them.

Well,

men and women, why don't you give us a fight,

huh?

That's right.

Why not melt it?

Katya, you're just a beauty.

So, Katya, here's your nickname for women.

And your Vasya is a manly man.

Yes, your Petrukha is also good.

Oh, how good!

Soon the bath was flooded, the women took kvass with them, the men, of

course, went to the race and went to steam their bones.

The men looked at the woman in the mirror as if it was Katrin Smetana.

And I would tear off your ass with a stick like a gray goat.

Maybe we'll get them hot with a pair of scissors?

I'm afraid Katya will get angry.

But she can't let go of the ball.

Too bad.

Too bad.

Believe me, Ninka, I'll close my eyes and imagine

how your Petrukha pulls me.

Oh, and I imagine how your Vasily takes me. So I just run away from

desire.

Maybe we'll call them?

I'm afraid that Petrukha will not approve.

I also think that Vasya wouldn't like it.

It's a pity.

It's a pity.

Listen, Katya, do you two still have a broom?

I have it in the attic.

And what?

I'll take your Vasily now, and you'll stay here with my Petroha. Don't worry.

Vassya, Vassya, you have very thin wreaths.

I wanted to take Katya away from my soul, but they are scattered all over

the place.

Oh, you're so strong!

Wait, I'll take the other wreaths.

Oh, wait, I need hunting with you.

Oh,

Vasya, why do they keep straw in the attic?

Vasya, admit that not only did you fuck your Katya on this straw.

And I never tried.

How curious you are!

Oh!

Oh!

What are you doing, Cossack? Haven't you seen any naked women except for Ninka?

Come on, give me some heat!

I'm sorry, Petrukha, but Grishula would be tired now.

Why wouldn't you let him walk in my pasture?

Yo!

Oops.

NOOOO!

Well, what to send for death?

But look what noble wreaths they brought.

Listen, Petrukha, and I took them from the attic.

Oh, cool, I'll tell you a woman.

Well, you what?

And I took your Katya in time. Without a breath, this woman gives as if singing.

Well, Katya, did you succeed with my Petrukha?

You ask.

I still have a feeling between my legs.

As if there was a battle at Waterloo.

This is a man.

Not a man, but a bricklayer to me.

Yes.

And your Vasily in the attic beat me so hard.

So hard.

I still have a feeling.

That between my legs they worked with a hammer.

They put the Christmas tree with cones.

Oh, I envy you.

Not a man you have, but a townhouse setup.

Oh my God!

Are you a fan?

I'm sick of it.

Maybe a bottle?

Give it to me.

Let's go to the living room.

It's boring.

No, these living rooms are boring.

What kind of living rooms are these?

Yes, what kind of moustache is this?

Listen to this.

One eye is stuck, the other is trying not to get it.

This is an ordinary moustache.

Wait a minute!

Listen to this!

What? Was it or not?

Let's play.

Let's go!

Gosh!

uh...

Masha! I didn't guess.

Okay.

Thank you.