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come baby play with me come on come take me by the hand you and me

and go to some strange erotic land you will see that it's not as bad as it's

made out to be we can go go on some

magic coffee trip And I know we're into love and partnership Wait

and see what the pleasures of the world can really be With me

Come play with me Take me by the hand and stay with me

Come away with me Play with me

Come play with me

want to stay with me what do you say to me play with me

take

it slow no need to go mad efficiently don't you know it's gonna be love just

you and me take your time take it easy and the better it will be

Take your time. Take it easy. And the better it will be, you'll see.

Come play with me.

Got to make you all stay with me.

What do you say to me?

Play with me.

Come play with me.

Got to make you all stay with me.

What do you say to me?

Play with me.

Come play with me.

Got to make you want to stay with me.

What do you say to me?

Play with me.

Jeanne could have been a fashion designer, but instead she chose the

profession which from time immemorial has borne the dark taint of shame.

except, that is, in the countryside of Normandy.

A man of honour like Colonel de Granville could never have contemplated

marriage to Mademoiselle Jeanne had he not felt he'd compromised himself by

staying overnight at her house.

But he could never have foreseen how his life would be transformed by this

incident. Otherwise, he would never have provoked the rumours which were

eventually to force them to the altar.

since jeanne is now a widow and no longer bound by the ties of marriage her

two young nieces julie and florence have come to stay with her she treats them as

friends but nevertheless maintains a certain distance

These young ladies are not as cultured as she is, nor have they had her

experience of life or of love.

They have a rather different approach to both.

Good morning, little birds.

Breakfast is ready, Baptiste. Right, Miss Nana.

Did you sleep well?

Yes, but all alone.

Tonight will be different.

Not so loud.

Come on, you know you like it. That's true. Your coffee's getting cold. All

right.

Don't you want this coffee?

My mind's on other things.

Like this?

That's more like it. Well?

Tonight you won't be alone. You can bet on it.

Yeah, we get all the dirty work around here.

Flo, wake up. Aunt Jean has been up for ages. I don't care. It'll soon be 10 o

'clock.

So what?

Miss Ninette, the vegetables.

She's still asleep.

Well, well.

Ah!

Darling.

It was about time.

What if your boss comes in? Oh, let her.

Ah, my...

That's how the Colonel liked it. All these memories of happiness were shared.

Darling.

Mmm.

Excuse me, madame, for interrupting your entertainment, but I'm a gentleman and a

friend. A beautiful woman like you shouldn't have to entertain herself.

May I offer my services?

You are very kind, sir. My warmest thanks.

The pleasure is all mine, madame.

You are very kind, sir.

Do you like that?

Oh, yes, it's wonderful.

I love it.

It's wonderful for me too.

Oh, God, you're beautiful, Julie.

You mean it? Oh, don't stop.

Come on, come on. Yes.

I'm fainting.

Will you stop that immediately?

There are men for that.

Yes, Aunt, you're right.

It's easy to say, especially for girls as well brought up as we are, who

aren't interested in old men with heart conditions, some men.

Come on, let's carry on with our game.

Where have all the young men gone?

I think we've made a hit there. You may be right.

I'm not sure what they want, but they're going to get it. Good idea.

Hey, you.

Yes?

Let's go, Jacques.

Okay, come on.

Hey, wait a minute. Come on back here, you two. Save your breath. Let's get

after them. You get the blonde one, George.

All right?

Up there. Yes, in the hay.

What are those fools doing now?

We're the fools running after them.

Come on, Jack. I've had enough of this.

They're here somewhere.

They're not even nice-looking.

What difference does it make in the dark?

One of them's too fat for me, and the other's too skinny.

Come on, Jack. They're making fools of us.

Oh, what a pity.

They're giving up. That's too bad.

What do you mean?

We're too good for these peasants. We're better off as virgins, aren't we?

Who said I was a virgin?

Oh, what a sense of humor.

It was always my dream to have such breasts as you.

Oh, Shelly.

Oh, yeah.

You will.

gallop to the bridal path in the forest it's aunt jean's favorite ride out of

the question we might bump into her so what she'll probably tell us to leave

the horses alone and go out looking for men it's too bad you haven't got one

hidden away somewhere we could have given her a surprise i could get one if

i tried

Is he really a forest inspector?

I'll introduce him to Aunt John as if he were the spoils of battle. You know, an

inspector of forest, that's almost a colonel. How did you get him?

Oh, when Auntie's friend was out of the room for a while, I gave him one of my

meaningful looks. You're the man of my dreams. And he fell for it? Of course.

You lucky thing.

I'm telling you, he's twitching like a fish out of water.

And you keep him twitching, I'll bet. He's gasping for it.

Don't keep him waiting too long, Florence.

Just as long as it amuses me. Is he really as young and good-looking as

that? Oh, yes. A bit provincial, perhaps.

And is he well-off?

That's not the kind of thing you can ask. As long as a man is sexy, I don't

care about his money. We'll find out soon enough, won't we?

Come to think of it, I could go and visit him today.

Don't trouble yourself on my account.

Don't worry, I won't. A poor little orphan girl like me has to think of her

future.

And that's what I'm doing. You're quite right.

Oh, look, the horse is getting excited.

Say hello to him for me.

I'll be delighted.

I'll be curious to see this Greek god of yours.

Well,

at least a young forest inspector is better than an old colonel. I couldn't

agree with you more.

But you mustn't say anything to Aunt Sean. It's a surprise.

Au revoir.

You're a beautiful mayor, Diana.

The colonel would be proud to have a fine mayor like you in his stables.

Who's that?

It's me, Julie.

Calm

down,

Diana.

Oh, hi, Eric.

Should I rub her down for you?

Must you? That's what I'm here for. She doesn't need it.

But you're not going to keep your cap on, are you?

Oh, it's beautiful.

Long blonde hair like that, you shouldn't keep it covered up.

Oh, that's just flattery. That's not my style, mademoiselle.

I've waited a long time for this opportunity to talk to you. And now I'm

going to tell you what I think.

First, mademoiselle is a lady and should take off that man's tunic, which hides

her good points.

And now take off your blouse.

I suppose a groom is not distinguished enough to give you a hand.

You're completely crazy, Eric.

Maybe I am.

but i could never have hoped for this i'm not a man for fine words but i know

what to do when the situation arises oh

now

it's your turn to show me something or was it all talk

A great wine. Wine from the vineyards of southern France.

An aristocratic wine of great nobility.

A true and loyal companion.

I'll appreciate it for the rest of my life.

We'll grow old together, you and I.

A noble wine is the best friend a man can possibly have.

It's all so strange to me.

But somehow I like it.

Eric.

Wait, Mademoiselle. You'll like it even better. Yes.

Come, Eric.

So glad to see you. What a wonderful surprise.

I'll get out some wine and we'll separate.

Yes, what a good idea. I'm thirsty.

My mouth is so dry.

Make yourself at home.

And Jeanne mustn't know I came here. An eligible bachelor should only receive a

young lady in the drawing room. Don't worry. It's about time I made the

acquaintance of your Aunt Jeanne.

She's probably not as puritanical as you seem to think.

Ah, she's a respectable widow. There's not much you can teach a widow.

After all... She doesn't have to defend her virtue.

It's quite different in your case.

You have everything to lose, huh?

Take off my boots. There's a darling.

My dear, you should remember you're no longer a child.

I do remember, darling.

And I'm a grown man.

I can see that.

But you do understand.

Do I make my position clear? I think you do.

What are you doing? Why do you look so worried? Me?

I thought you were a man.

I am, but we should be married.

Exactly. So isn't it about time we started to get to know each other

intimately? After all, you should see what you're getting.

Right. I'll show you what a real man can do.

I'll show you what a man is made of.

You take my breath away.

Yes?

Somehow I always imagined it would be a bit more romantic.

Romantic? Classic is more like it. Think of me as Adonis.

But it's not Adonis I want. It's you, Simon.

Well, I want a man, a real man, and not a show-off who struts and cleans like a

peacock.

You're so soft my love.

Oh, my darling.

Oh, yes, that's it.

That's nice.

Do you like that?

Yes.

but it can't be true and to think how she always acts the respectable widow

oh

auntie jeanne the guardian of our virtue

Having a good time?

And you?

Oh, yes, hot from Simon's bed. I had a taste of the future. Did the earth move?

It's better that way.

Well, that's just about the way it was.

I had a hard time getting him going. He's not exactly a smooth-talking lover.

A bit slow at first. And then?

Well, go on. What happened then? After that?

Tell me about it. You seem very reluctant to talk about it.

Or is the question indiscreet?

I'm always frank with you.

Oh,

be secretive if you like.

Well, I can have secrets from you, too.

Ajax, hey!

Hiya!

Ajax seems to be in great form. Eh, mademoiselle?

Yes, Eric.

The rider is also in form, if I may say so.

God, there's a woman for you. She rides like the devil.

She's scared of nothing and nobody.

That horse is the apple of my eye.

I groom him every morning and every night.

We're going back to the stables, Eric.

You can come and do your grooming now, if you like.

What am I supposed to do with this, mademoiselle?

What does this mean?

I don't understand these games you play, woman of your class.

When the mayor is in heat, the stallion is always ready to oblige.

Please, Madame will be with you in just a minute.

Merci.

Oh, my God.

Madame. Oh.

Allow me to introduce myself.

I'm Simon Canard.

Please accept these simple flowers.

Thank you.

As a token of my esteem. I assume that I'm not the object of your visit. I have

two charming nieces who are very attractive.

To be very frank with you, it's Florence that I come to see.

That's all very well.

But what are your intentions?

They are very serious.

As her guardian, I have to have some proof of that. You do understand, don't

you? But of course.

This way, please. With great pleasure, Madame de Conville.

I'm sure you'll find my credentials in order.

I'm sure you're very thorough, Inspector.

You'll see.

The door on the left.

I'm sure you'll prove yourself a worthy member of the family.

I'll do my best.

We'll soon see, I hope. At your service, madame. We're an honoured family.

But I'm the one who's honoured.

Very well.

So far, you're doing fine.

So far, yes.

There's a risk in marrying someone so young.

Don't worry, I'm a man in my prime.

Do you feel able to satisfy the desires of a woman?

I ask nothing better than the chance to prove it.

Well, now is your chance.

I'm deeply grateful to you, madame.

Hey, wait for me.

But it was Madame that I came to see.

What a beautiful day, just right for the harvest.

Bonjour. Bonjour.

I came to ask you if we should have held the crop as it stands.

Oh, yes.

Well, why not? After all, it's just as profitable that way.

Yes, and maybe the corn crop as well.

I think that would be best.

It's your money, not mine, but those horses of yours must cost a fortune.

We all have our weaknesses, huh?

Those who can afford it.

Well, there's enough hay in the barn.

Yes, if we keep selling crops.

Of course.

You can see for yourself how much is left.

After you, madame.

Mind your feet.

It's all right, John.

Those shoes were not designed for walking in barns.

I'll just have a look.

Yes, go ahead.

Five layers at about a thousand.

That makes around 5,000 francs.

Oh, my God. What's wrong?

Madame, are you ill?

Tell me what it is.

Your heartbeat's strong.

You'll be all right. You fainted. I often feel faint when I'm near a

handsome man.

It always muddles my head.

There's no need to feel faint just because you find me handsome. We'll soon

find a cure for you.

It's not often I have the opportunity to pluck such a delicate flower.

Such fragile beauty requires delicate handling.

What a lucky man I am. I can't tell you how happy it makes me that you have

chosen me.

Believe me, I have.

Ah, Madame.

A feast for the eyes.

Even better, monsieur.

You can feast your eyes on my niece, Julie.

Julie? What do you think of her, monsieur?

Faced with a veritable goddess, what can a poor mortal say?

Well, you could always offer to paint her a picture.

My pleasure.

You won't mind if I tell you you'd look even prettier without the dress.

Quite the contrary.

Of course, an artist always sees the body in the purest light.

The Maya naked is eternally pure as long as she remains the creation of an

artist.

As from this moment, you become my creation.

Every inch of your body becomes mine.

Your bosom is my refuge.

and your little nest becomes my hiding place.

Dark and deep.

But you're not acquainted with my nest, yet you speak as if you knew it

intimately.

Does the contact with the model remain purely spiritual?

Hmm.

I always thought artist and model had to be as one in the purest sense.

There are certain advantages in being a mere mortal.

Does your goddess disappoint you?

No, she's just as I hoped. Is that true?

Oh, how nice it is.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my angel, I can't tell you how much you inspire me.

Yes? Oh, goddess, take me with you to paradise.

Nature has paid you your just tribute.

My goddess, my Maya, my muse, my Venus.

Now you are clay in the hands of the artist.

Tirely. To do with as I choose.

Madame Jeanne. Eric.

What a lovely hat.

I haven't seen you around for some time now.

I have to change my clothes and there's no one in the house to help me.

It's very clammy today, and I'm frightened of thunderstorms, you know.

In here with you, I feel protected somehow.

You don't mind if I keep you company for a while, do you?

Leaving so soon, madam?

Jesus, now I've done it. I hope I don't get into any trouble.

Who else would be wrong?

Madame, I need you here.

Get undressed.

What have you been up to all day?

I was helping the gardener. The gardener? Yes.

So you've had your eye on Baptiste too, have you?

You really are a little tart, aren't you?

Gaston, Éric, now Baptiste. You should restrain yourself a little. When you get

married, you can get up to anything that takes your fancy.

Why throw it all away now?

But I feel happiest with you, madame.

You still like me as much? Mm-hmm.

Because I'm still very fond of you.

Much too fond, I'm afraid.

That's why you think you can get away with anything.

Who knows? Maybe you had the colonel, too. Never.

No. Maybe you thought it wasn't worth the effort.

I never thought of it. Liar. Honest, I swear it. That's another lie.

It's the truth. I promise.

Little Nana.

I need your affection, madame. Why do you mistrust me so?

Forgive me.

Yes, but you always hurt me.

Be quiet now. Shh.

Maybe it's better if I go away.

No, stay with me. Come and help me take my bath.

Yes, madame. If that's what you really want.

I want you to stay with me, the way we always were.

Yes, we've had good times together, haven't we?

I don't know. It's not like it used to be. We need a master in the house again,

madame. And what about my freedom, nana? It only brings you loneliness.

You brood too much.

Nana seems to be quite a little philosopher.

However, her diagnosis is very accurate.

You're getting more and more melancholy. So you think I should remarry? If I was

a widow and felt anything at all for men, I would think about it.

You'd understand?

Up to a certain point.

You know, I envy you.

You're so attractive, and you've never been enslaved by a man. You have legs

that drive everyone crazy.

Oh, yes, including you.

Including me, of course.

Really? They're gorgeous.

Ah, Jeannette.

Oh, if only I hadn't such a weakness for men. They're so persuasive.

You're rather persuasive yourself.

Jeanne, you obviously need both.

Variety is the spice of life, and that needn't change if you get married.

Come on, let's go upstairs.

As you wish, my dear.

After all, we must be careful not to offend the sensibilities of others.

You know how prudent I can be.

Every time I go up this staircase, I feel like a young bride.

Don't tease, Anne.

Now is not the time.

Well, here we are.

There's no one home.

A visitor, Madame.

Not now.

I told him so, but he just came in. He wants to speak to you. It's important.

You can go.

Forgive me, Madame Jeanne, for bursting in like this.

You couldn't have picked a more inconvenient moment.

Maybe it could wait till later.

I'll wait if you prefer.

Very well. In here, please.

You can wait here.

Thank you, Madame.

Isn't that the one you're getting to marry?

What are they doing in there?

Come on, come on.

Yes.

Ah, it's you.

Good morning, mademoiselle.

Sorry to disturb you.

I've got to get a book from the shop up there.

Don't mind me.

Madame Jeanne asked me to wait in here.

Oh, I see.

Is she very busy? As always.

Where's that Mirabeau got to?

Ah, there it is.

Do you know this book?

But you're... The forest inspector suggested I read it.

That's your fiancée, isn't it?

That's right. Sit down. Thanks, I will.

Do you know Mirabeau? Afraid not.

A salmon says he raises the veil on the secrets of sex. Uh-huh. But you probably

know them already.

Nice drawings, aren't they?

I didn't realize they went that far in those days. I mean, so explicit.

Oh, much more so than now. Compared to those days, we're backward and prudish.

Can you imagine being painted doing that with Auntie Jeanne?

And with you, Mademoiselle?

Or in here, with Julie and me.

We would kill ourselves laughing.

We don't have great literature like that nowadays.

They could teach us all a lesson.

Don't you think so?

Oh, John.

Mm-hmm?

I see.

Jean! Bursting in like that? You did it on purpose.

You did it to spite me.

You must pay.

You can take it out on me.

You're used to it. It doesn't bother you. I know you.

What are you doing in the drawing room? I usually see you in the kitchen.

Mademoiselle Ninette was out, so I thought I'd bring the fruit up myself,

madame. Oh, personal service?

I ask nothing better than to be of service to madame. I have great respect

for you, if I may say so.

But of course you may, Gaston.

I trust that my friendship with mademoiselle Ninette doesn't distress

you. If so, I'd give her up at once, I assure you.

I understand.

But please bear in mind that I am always at your service.

That's nicely put. It's not just talk, madame. I really mean it.

I think you could perhaps show your sincerity?

Madame,

I'm ready to prove it in any way you wish.

Oh, you know, there's no particular hurry. It's just a manner of speaking.

I'm a man of my word.

And I'm always prepared, if you like, to back it up with action.

Make no mistake about it, Gaston.

Don't misunderstand me. Oh, that's clear enough.

Here,

Madame Jeanne.

Now show me how sincere you can be.

Take a little dessert to the countess. She's not here often, and I don't want

her to feel left out.

Very well, madame.

For you, madame.

Ah, thank you.

Don't go, child.

Stay with me a while. I feel rather lonely.

Oh, how delightful, your wearing garter.

A coffee for Gaston, Inet. Straight away, madame.

But, my dear, you must keep the horses. You know they're your pride and joy.

Drink to three happy couples. Yeah. But champagne makes me sad.

Ha! Well, not me.

We'll open the bottle. I'm longing to see Simon let his hair down. Oh, yeah.

And now for some fun.

Everybody take cover. Bravo!

Bang! Another virgin gone.

Oh, Gerard. What have I done? Control yourself. I wasn't talking about you.

Well, I think of your usual precious manners.

We've hardly got engaged, and now my first taste of nagging.

It's just a start.

And it gets worse.

We won't get to that stage. Let's drink to that. Of course, I'm a model fiancé.

A toast to the ladies.

The live ones.

This engagement party's going straight to my head.

Hey, silence for speech.

I'm very happy to see that we're all here together.

My nieces always considered that I was too severe with them, perhaps.

but they have found worthy fiancés who will stand firm by them.

And it's thanks to my severity that their future happiness will be assured.

I've protected them like the delicate creatures they are.

My great pleasure is to have found the man of my life after such a long period

of widowhood, a man who has reawakened in me the capacity to love.

Darling, I thank you for the compliment.

I hope I'm as worthy of Florence.

And I of Julie. Let's drink to that.

Will you marry me?

I thought you'd never ask. Let's go and tell Madame.

That was a lovely speech, Aunt Janine.

Congratulations to you both.

Madame, may we ask you for your blessing? From now on, you must love her

and provide for her always.

A woman must grow up sometime.

I'm ready.

You can always come back if he doesn't behave.

Don't worry, madame. I will.

Gaston, your duties start here.

We'll soon see about that.

You little minx. If I decide to go and strike, what happens? You wouldn't do

that.

You're right. I can't resist you.

There.

You're a man after all. That depends on the woman.

Have me now.

I'm not without my weaknesses, of course.

Oh, that's more like the old Simon.

Absolutely typical.

And that's a reason for divorce.

Another illusion shattered. What happened to the sensitive girl you got

engaged to? You'll forgive me, won't you? I might.

My sweet little girl forgives me. Just a moment. Didn't she say might?

Come on, my darling, we're going. But first tell the company that you forgive

me. All right, I do.

You all heard that? I've been pardoned. And I look forward to sweeter rewards.

Sleep well, Florence.

Men are strange creatures, aren't they?

I always... Reconciled? We might be later.

You always say might.

Well, I have to restrain you somehow.

Come on.

We're not going to argue. No, we're going to make love.

About time we were leaving too, Angel.

Indeed, my dear.

Everybody is leaving us.

With your permission, we have pressing matters to attend to. Good night, Jean.

Sleep well.

Let's go now.

At once. She really looks like a goddess.

Good night, Countess.

We'll stay together a while, you and me. I'd love to, Countess.

Let's try another room for variety.

Come, my dear.

We won't disturb the bride and groom.

They'll never notice.

I feel rather superfluous here anyway.

You have such a nice figure, my dear, and such beautiful legs.

how nice to have the house to ourselves jean just you and me and now you have a

man to satisfy your every need yes jean you can depend on it how nice up until

now my life has been an act of self-denial apart from the little treats

you gave yourself now and then they were always forced on me i gave in only after

heroic struggle let's go to bed the colonel's favorite words perhaps

but the rest of the story will be different

I'm sure it will.

Help me to forget him, Jean.

I'll do my best.

Let's drink to that promise.

Let's drink to us.

The past is buried. The Colonel's wife is no more.

Oh,

yes,

let's go to bed.

You're so beautiful in that dress.

I can hardly contain myself.

They're not here, Jean. We'll be disturbed.

But they've all gone.

Yes, to bed.

Where do you think?

What did I tell you?

Well,

they can do what they want, as for us. Come here.

I'll take this off. No, I'll do it.

Well, I'll take this off.

I can hardly believe this moment has finally come.

It has.

And now that it has, I don't want anything to change.

Oh, I'm not so sure about that.

Oh, so that's why you kept the dress on. Yes.

It's nice this way.

Yeah.

Let me love your breath.

Already a replacement for Mrs. Oberst, Nana?

We'll show him now.

Please, Mr. Erich.

Eric, three's a crowd.

Eric?

Oh, look, he's saluting.

His intentions are clear.

He is coming after all.

Eric!

I can't take anymore.

You've made her happy. Thank you.

How can I thank you?

How? That's easy.

No. Oh, yes.

No. No.

Go to some strange erotic land.

You will see that it's not as bad as it's made out to be.

We can go, go on some magic carpet trip.

And I know we're into love and partnership.

We'll see what the pleasures of the world get.