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It's fine. I don't think I should talk to you about it.

Well, Mom, you always told me that I can come to you for anything, so you should

be able to do the same thing for me.

I'm worried about you. I was just going to get a shake, but you look so sad.

I know this is a little different than normal. I shouldn't discuss this with

you. Your father would... It's very personal.

Is there something wrong with Dad?

Didn't his surgery go okay?

Does he still have kidney stones?

Um, your father is... Your father will be okay

in the long run.

He's just... I shouldn't be talking to you about this. Mom, you're kind of

freaking me out. Is Dad going to die or what?

No, no, no, it's... You just don't want to tell me?

Your father... He doesn't have AIDS, does he? No, I...

I don't know how to say this, but... He does kind of look like Charlie Sheen,

though.

I think that's why you married him.

Sweetheart.

Your father is impotent.

Oh my, yeah. And he has been for years.

The surgery was... It was implants, okay? It was supposed to help

him get an erection again.

What? Dick implants?

You told me he had kidney stones.

Dad got dick implant surgery?

And... What happened?

They botched the surgery, okay?

Oh, my God. How do you botch a surgery like that? Did they give him a vagina?

First off, you can't tell him I told you any of this, okay? I'm not going to

repeat any of this. Okay, you can't tell him any of this. I won't.

I'm just glad he's not dying, but still. He's not dying, but... He wishes he were

dead right now, and...

No, his dick doesn't work at all.

And it's, there's nothing they can do.

At least nothing we can afford.

I don't know what to say, Mom. I'm really sorry.

I can't.

And now, I mean, I still want to remain faithful to your father.

He said I could take a lover, and it's just like...

It's just... I'm sorry. I shouldn't... No, I... Mom, I'm not judging you.

I... You're beautiful and you're still young.

I'm sorry.

You know, I don't know what to say.

I guess if he's okay with it, you know, why not?

Have you seen anybody yet? Are you... It's just like... I can't... I'm too

afraid to try Tinder and I don't know where to meet people.

I was... You know, I've been noticing you.

What?

What do you mean, noticing?

You've really grown up a lot lately, and we're close, and I'm comfortable with

you. Well, yeah, you're my mom. I love you.

You're the best, but I don't know what I could do for you. What about...

Would you help me?

How? You want me to help you find a guy?

I mean, I know a few.

Most of them aren't... I'm sorry.

I don't know. What do you want me to do, Mom?

What do you want me to do?

Do anything to help you.

I don't... I don't know how to say it, but... I

just... I just need to be touched.

I just want to feel wanted again.

You're beautiful, Mom.

You're gorgeous.

I notice you.

You know, you've seen me and you look at me sometimes.

Oh, yeah? You've caught me when I get out of the shower.

I'm sorry. I can't help it.

I mean, I can't... I know, I...

I shouldn't get excited when I look at you.

What are you doing?

Oh, mom.

You want this too.

I can't help it.

Your dad said I could do this. And you're the only person I'm comfortable

with. Okay, mom.

Just do this for me, okay?

I will.

Do anything for you.

Gorgeous, Mom.

I can't believe you're doing this.

You're right, though. I have looked at you.

I know.

Oh, my God.

I know you play with yourself a lot.

I'm sorry if I'm not the best at this. It's been so long.

You feel perfect to me.

gorgeous oh no and even half as beautiful as ever sucked on me oh yes

oh my god oh

you're not wearing any underwear

You want me to fuck you?

You said you wanted to help me, right?

I do.

Why don't you... It's been so long since I've... Why don't you get up on the sink

and pull up your dress. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, you're so gorgeous.

Oh.

It's not your fault. It's not his fault.

I can do it.

I know it's not your fault.

We've been dating again.

Oh, my God.

He knows.

He told me I could do this.

We better not tell him, though. He just doesn't want to know who.

He doesn't want it to be in front of him, you know?

Secret Mom.

the kitchen oh my god i'll help you after this

You're so good mom. So tight. Holy shit. It's too good. Jesus Christ is too good.

Holy cow.

I haven't taken the pill.

I'll just come to your mouth then.

Okay.