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nice okay after you thank you

just take a seat later on the bed all right

so i see you're here for the post pardon package correct yes right okay um so you

know the first one is free yeah and then of course we can negotiate the uh cost

of the others okay okay yeah i just had a baby and

I'm a single mother and I can't really afford the other packages.

So I'll just stick to the first one for now. Well, we can talk about that. We'll

get through the massage and then we'll negotiate.

We'll work something out. So I've got to ask you some questions first, obviously.

Health questions, obviously.

Are you on any medications at this point in time? No. Not whatsoever. Even though

after pregnancy, are you on any of those things they give you after the post? No,

I'm done taking those. Okay, good, good.

Back problems?

Any issues?

Yes, I have... some little back problems my lower back so now is it now this is

this an ache or do you have an actual back condition it's an ache okay so i'm

more i'm more concerned about medical conditions because i mean we're gonna

fix if you've got a medical condition i need to know about it because obviously

could damage it further so i just need to make sure that you know no just

little back aches and then it's sore up here the c-section okay so that you need

some obviously manipulation here and here any skin rashes i think going on

there i know okay that's good so that's the main thing i want to make sure those

things are clear um so let me just have a look here so you say you've got a

little bit of back problems right yes so you saw right the way down to the coccyx

oh no no no um well it goes a long way down oh i'm just checking because

obviously there's a certain amount like the coccyx is here you feel that oh yes

well if i go further you see what goes under now i know that's the top of your

crack of your ass but

that goes that's where the pain can actually you know stem from are you sure

yeah so if i don't know exactly where to manipulate then i'm not gonna be able to

help you so i have to i have to get my hands in these nooks and crannies so to

speak so okay um so you see you've got some problems here yes okay now

obviously we've got the pelvic bone just here you feel that yes now do you have

any problems with that uh i know i know it may seem strange but you've had a

baby you've had all kind of things being poked up there you know so you shouldn't

really be worried

I'm the expert here. Trust me. I'm very sure. So just here for that pelvic bone.

Yeah, I know it feels strange. Trust me. I'm a professional. You're fine.

That here, is that, do you feel that pressure?

Oh, okay. We'll get to that in a minute. Anyway, so, and also here, if I just go

up here, you see inside of here, we've got a lot of nerve endings in there. Now

that can actually affect a lot of around the midriff. It can give you a lot of

pain, which actually can then stem back down to the actual coccyx again.

So you'd be surprised that all these things are connected.

So I just have to, you know.

Have a find out where else.

So, do you have any issues with, you say your back hurts down here. Do you have

any sort of shooting pains down here? You know, from... No.

You sure? I don't see why my boobs will... Again, you've got muscles here.

You've got tissue here. You know, these things are all interconnected. The body

is one big working unit.

You understand what I'm saying? So, I have to know if you've got a problem

here, that could be affecting that. So, I could manipulate that and do nothing

to help you.

So, again, that's why I have to be a little bit evasive and get in there and

help you out. Anyway, I'll tell you what to do.

Get yourself undressed. Okay. I'll give you a minute. I'll come back and then

we'll take this a little bit further and get you sorted out. Here's a towel just

to cover yourself with. Okay, thank you. And I'll be back shortly, okay? Okay.

Excuse me.

I'm ready.

You're ready. You're decent.

So I didn't want to walk in on you while you're in the middle of changing.

Cool. Okay. Well, I'm just going to put this on for a second.

How are you feeling?

I'm just really stressed.

But other than that. Oh, I totally understand. I mean, you just had a baby.

You've got a very nice body considering you've been through that kind of trauma.

Yeah, I've been so depressed. It's quite tough on the body.

Uh-huh.

I've been losing a lot of weight. Well, that's good. Losing weight's good. I

mean, that's what it's all about, isn't it?

Yes, that is true.

So I just want to edge this up a bit. There we go. That's good.

So any areas here that you feel that I should really start manipulating first?

Yeah, maybe you could start from the top of my shoulders and then work your way

to my lower back right here.

Now, are you comfortable like this, or would you rather put your face in this

face pillow first?

Yes, I would actually cut my face. You would? Okay.

Scooch up. There you go.

there we go okay good stuff we're good isn't put your hands back no problem on

top it's just easier there we go these

are really good essential oils they're gonna really get

into the muscles very relaxed in this I'll be using quite a lot of this oil to

get you really really relaxed now I may creep round and kind of Do a little bit

of the front at the same time just because it works better this way instead

of me turning you over straight away.

I like to kind of combine the two so you don't get too alarmed.

Relax. I'm just, trust me, this is all part of this. Have you actually had

massages before? Because I feel like you're very new to this. Yes, this is my

first time. If you had a regular massage from someone else, you would see exactly

what I'm doing is very similar. Everyone does the same kind of thing.

You're just not really used to it. So just go with the flow.

Okay. You're going to be very happy you did.

I can promise you that.

Does that feel good?

Yes, that feels really good.

Awesome. Remember the coccyx? Remember we talked about that? We talked about

that.

We use a lot of this. It's very good for the skin and it really relaxes the

muscles. Yeah, I could feel it working though. Good.

You know what? I like to hear that. I like to hear that.

I'm just going to do this to her.

Let's just move on to the legs because obviously you're finding that a little

bit harder. Yeah, I just haven't been touched out nearly like almost a year.

Well, that's a shame.

That's a shame. I mean, you know, you need to do something about that. You

really shouldn't.

A pretty girl like you should be touched every single day as far as I'm

concerned. As many times a day as you can possibly be touched.

Who am I to make that, you know?

It's nothing to do with me. I'm just here to make you feel better.

Tweak this a little bit.

Well, I need to see what I'm doing.

If I don't, who knows what I'll be touching.

You know what I mean? So just you relax there. So I'm going to obviously work on

the very top of the upper thigh. Don't be alarmed.

You know, this is all part and parcel of the healing process.

So don't... And you have panties on, so nothing to worry about there.

Oh my God.

Sorry, I'm just not... I know, I know. Don't worry, don't worry.

That was my thumb. Don't worry, it's nothing else. Calm down.

You remember when we talked about those inner muscles just inside here, the

inner thigh? How they connect to these other areas? If I don't manipulate them,

I'm not going to be able to do you any good.

Okay. I mean, let me just get some of this oil and really get it where it

needs to be.

you want to make sure that just relax i'm trying to get it everywhere because

obviously i can't touch you everywhere so i really want to kind of just uh you

know that's really nice i like that it's cute so you understand what i'm

doing here is i'm actually pushing your blood flow down through the top of the

thighs all the way down to the back of the calves now obviously remember when

you have blood flow to the muscles it heals the muscle if you've got a damaged

muscle the blood gets in there and it fixes it it's like it's like an oil in a

car You know what I'm saying? So when I'm doing this here, you can feel it.

See how twitching you're getting?

That's because you're sensitive, because the blood's rushing to this area here,

the cheeks of the butt, you know, down to the genitalia area, which is where,

this is why you're getting so kind of hot and bothered. You see what I'm

saying? Okay, you seem to know what you're talking about.

This is what, it's human anatomy. We have to learn everything about the body

to be able to do this job.

You know, we're like doctors for the body, basically.

You know, we are the missing link.

This is basically, this is human, this is how we understand exactly how the

body works.

You know, so I am really kind of a doctor and a jack of all trades, so to

speak.

That's just a kind of, it's kind of a pseudo manipulation just to kind of get

your juices flying, so to speak. Excuse the pun.

See, there we go. See how much better you feel? I mean, as much as you're

twitching, do you not feel better?

Yes. Right.

Exactly. Exactly.

This is what I'm saying. This is exactly, does the body good. So this is

what I want you to do right now. I want you to flip over for me. We're going to

have a little work on the front there.

That's it. Are we all good?

Just cover that back up just like that. So these hands, you don't have to worry.

Remember we talked about the doctor thing?

Do you recover your breasts from a doctor? No, you don't.

Put them down.

Relax.

Relax yourself. All right, I'll get you to lift your head up just for a minute.

I'm going to get you a little pillow.

You can feel nice and comfy.

is that good um yes you're doing nice i want you all nicely relaxed this is very

important now now we're going to do a similar thing look at it look at where

they sit you know people have these big fake boobs or something you've got real

boobs and look at these nipples i mean really you can dial a phone with those

things they're kind of sore from the baby of course oh well yeah i mean

that's it sucks i know i mean yeah every day all day you know do you never milk

you know the old thing you get and you can pump it up and so you can get it all

done and out of the way

So at the end of the day, you know exactly what I'm saying makes total

sense, don't you? You can feel it. You can feel it right now. You know what I'm

saying is right.

Actually, yeah. I was wondering, how much of the other deals is it... Well,

you know what? Let's talk about money. Money, it's crude. I think money is very

crude. I think there's other ways to deal with those things and we can deal

with that now. We'll have a little chat. We'll have a little chat.

It's very important that we get you in here regularly so that we can get your

blood flow going on a regular basis because we want to save these.

We want to save these. But you know what? Blood flows are more for men too.

You know, we need our blood flow. In fact, in some cases, it's more important

for me.

Because at the end of the day, a man's not a man when he hasn't got good blood

flow going to where it counts most.

You get what I'm saying, right?

No. Okay, let me just make this clear. You don't need to come.

We're friends now. We've dealt with this. You know, look. See, look how they

hang. See, they're perfect.

See, if you had face boobs, they would be up there like that. You wouldn't want

them up there like that, would you? I mean, they sit nice. They sit. I mean,

you know, look at that. I mean, you can't pay for that.

Really? I mean, look at these nipples. I mean, I love these areolas. I think

they're beautiful. And you see that? Do you see these things here? This is where

the milk really comes from. Do you see that?

Yes. And then obviously it comes up through here.

Just like that. I love these. They're beautiful. Anyway, back to the blog

post. So what I was trying to say is you're going to have problems affording

to pay for these because they're not cheap.

I'm not cheap.

But we can help each other out.

Because, as I said, we all need blood flow. I need blood flow.

You need blood flow.

And I think, relax, relax.

Let me finish what I'm saying. I'm sorry. I just haven't been with a guy.

That's what I'm trying to say. I'm just kind of nervous. I mean, let's face it.

You got a husband?

No. You got a boyfriend?

Of course you haven't. So how the hell are you going to pay for these?

I can help you.

We can help each other.

I need blood flow. You certainly need blood flow because you want to keep

these from going down south and being fucking Cambodian.

Well, you know what I'm talking about. Okay, let me just make this a little bit

easier for you to understand because I guess I'm not really... We're not

computing this. Look. Okay, let me just explain something.

So, you see, limited blood flow right now. Limited. But we're going to get

that better. But now, I don't want to do this on my own because it doesn't feel

as good. But if we was doing this together... Look, let me see this.

If we was doing this, now you've got to make it, you've got to move it. That's

it. Now if we do this together, keep moving it. Don't just stop. Otherwise

you're not going to get any blood flow. We're not going to work. This isn't

going to work out. That's it. Go on. That's it. A bit more. I haven't done

this in a while.

There's more reason to be doing it, isn't it? See, doesn't this feel better?

Keep going. That's it. Just like that.

Now remember, just as this needs blood flow, this needs blood flow. Well, more

importantly, this needs blood flow.

Think about the feeling. Don't look at what I'm doing. Think about what I'm

doing. Feel it. It feels good, I guess. Right. It feels good.

Because why? Because the blood flow is rushing down there. It's like, hello,

what's going on?

And it's enjoying it.

You see? And it tightens up those muscles. It contracts, makes the pussy

tighter. You know, it went like this.

Now we're going to bring it back to that. And then the men that don't want

to fuck you because you've had a kid and you've got a bucket fanny, they're going

to fucking want to fuck you because it's going to be tight again.

All because I helped you out.

Do you see what I'm saying? Do you see how we can really mutually help each

other out? This is a beneficial agreement.

You get what I'm saying, right? And that's free of charge.

Yeah, if you help me, I help you. Of course it's free of charge. I want to be

your benefactor. I want to make sure that these and this get what it

deserves. Okay. You get what I'm saying? Okay.

I mean, you like the song Sexual Healing, Marvin Gaye?

Yes. Well, that's me. That's me. I'm the sexual healing doctor.

Seriously, that's what I'm about. I mean, yeah, I may just do massages, but

I'm so much more.

I mean, you feel that?

yes you feel that on the clip i'm getting kind of wet down there i think i

know you are my fingers are dreadful okay now what you need to do is just

relax just relax remember this is all about blood flow remember remember i'm

like a doctor right i feel that now it's gonna be a little bit intense right it's

gonna be like having a baby but differently see that see that coming out

see that oh my god that feels so good oh my god you see oh my god

blood flow blood flow

Beautiful. Oh, I love it. Lay back down a bit further.

So you see what I'm saying?

Everything I've done, everything I've told you works perfectly.

You see what I'm saying? But now, I think you can help me with some blood

flow. Because you can see the blood flow is not really working out.

Oh, yeah.

So you know what would work?

Your mouth.

Just like a Dyson.

Sucking, right?

Yeah, come here.

Clean up.

Put that in your mouth.

This is going to help my body or my mouth? No, it's going to help me, but

it's going to help you in the long run because you're going to get more

massages for free, aren't you? Think about it.

Remember what we said, mutual agreement.

Okay. Put your mouth around it.

Sorry, I haven't done it in a while. I'm kind of nervous. Well, that's the

reason. See, I'm teaching you again. I'm helping you out further. See, I'm just

too good to my clients.

There we go. See that?

That's it. I'm sucking it. Really give it some sucking. That's it. Go on.

Oh, that's better.

Fuck you. That's it.

Oh, that's good. Now the blood's coming back now, see?

I feel a bit light-headed.

See, you're working.

Am I doing it correctly? Yes, you're doing it. But also a bit more of a hand

movement. You want to kind of combine the hand and the mouth technique

together.

See?

You're pretty good at that.

See?

You've just got to try and do this a little bit more often. And we can do

this every time you come here. We can get the massage done, work on some blood

flow, get a little bit of waterworks going.

Everyone's happy. You're going to have great breasts, tight pussy.

You can't buy that kind of work.

You're a bit of a slobberer as well. That's not bad either.

That's it.

Keep going.

That's it.

Now, I'm just going to work on some blood flow back here again because I

don't like you giving me all the work. I want to give you some blood flow.

Does that feel good?

Yes, I hope so. Yeah, you like that?

You like that blood flow?

Uh-huh.

Yeah? Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah.

Uh-huh. Does that feel really good, doesn't it? Uh-huh. See?

Blood flow. It's the key to everything.

Blood flow. It's the key to everything. Trust me.

Oh, yes.

Fuck.

Oh, you've got a very nice wet pussy, haven't you? Uh-huh.

You see those, like, sexy little eyes while you're doing it? Uh-huh.

That's it. That helps with blood flow, too, you know? Uh-huh. You have that

connection.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

We've got another mutual thing we should be doing right now.

Spin around and get those panties off.

We're gonna do the best blood flow technique of all time.

Which is... And what is that?

When you basically bump ugly, as they used to call it. Long time ago. Long

before your time.

Sit right there.

That's it. Oh, that's it. Let me just... Got to get the angle right. Otherwise

we're not going to get that blood flow right. So this is what we're doing here.

See that?

Oh, you feel that?

Now also what I'm going to do is I'm going to manipulate the blood flow to

the clip.

You feel that?

Does that feel good?

Yes, that does.

Yeah? You like it?

Oh, yeah, that feels good. Does that feel good?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, you like that?

Rub those tits. That's it. See, if I can't reach them, you can squeeze them

too. Uh-huh. Do that. Come on, squeeze those.

Squeeze that blood flow. That's it. Do what I was doing to you.

Uh-huh. That's it.

Yeah, that's it.

That's it. Keep doing that. That feels good. I like that.

Yeah, I like that.

Yeah How'd you like that? Does that feel good? Yeah, that feels good. I haven't

been with a man in a while, that feels so good. You know what?

I can feel you a little loose, but I can feel you getting tighter.

Okay. So I know this is working out. Okay. We can do this every time you

come. I guarantee it, your pussy will be like that.

This small and we're finished.

Okay.

Oh, yeah. Oh, God, yeah. Feels good for me, too. Oh, Jesus.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's it. Squeeze those tits. Yes, like this. I like that. That looks so good.

Yes.

Oh, my God. Yeah, that's it.

That's it. Just squeeze them.

Yes. Oh, yeah. That's it, baby.

Oh, yeah, like that.

Do that wibble thingy. Oh, I love that. Do that wibble thing I taught you.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, that's it. Oh, fuck, yeah. That's so sexy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh, fuck. Oh, yes.

Mm. Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh. Oh, fuck. Oh, God.

Oh. Oh.

Mm-hmm. Oh my god.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Yeah, the blood flow is really going well. Oh my god.

Yes, the blood flow is really going well. Oh, shit.

Oh.

Wow. I had this burst of blood flow that just hit me.

Damn.

That was good.

Did you think that was good?

Yes, that was. How do you really feel? Let's talk about that right now.

I feel really good and relieved.

Have you ever felt that good from any kind of massage ever in your life

before? No. I feel really, really good.

Exactly. See, I told you.

I know what I'm talking about.

How about my lower back?

Are we going to do that? We'll do that next time.

It takes a while. You can't jump if you're missing the lower back. You have

to wait. You have to warm the muscles up over a course of weeks, possibly months.

Then we can get in and start planning. It's like brain surgery. You don't just

go digging in.

You've got to wait.

Okay. Slowly.

It's time.

It takes time. It all takes time. All good things take time.

No rushing things. Anyway, talk about rushing.

Clean up. I've got another client. Quick, quick.

Chop, chop.

Ballroom's that way.

Oh, my God. That's it. There you go.

And we'll see the woman when you go out and book the other appointment and

we'll... We'll get this up for next month or next week, alright?

Quickly!

Yeah,

so this is the place.

What?

Thank you so much for taking out Nick and going Yeah, of course He needs a

good friend who can take him out and I know that you guys aren't hitting on

women or at least Well no You aren't because I mean he tells me What's that?

I mean you know just you know how you're like gay and he's good at all the fun

fancy bars and whatnot so that's awesome Oh yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah we have fun yeah sure uh so what's um what's what's your what are

you doing massage for like just general or do you have some something that's

really specifically bothering you or what um just a general massage i mean my

legs have been pretty sore lately and my lower back as well so sort of did you do

something to them or just in general working out um just like in general i

think yeah working out okay kind of just did that all right how often do you work

out I mean, I can tell you're in good shape, so. Three times a week?

You know, great shape.

Three times a week. Yeah, so, how do you like, um, like, going to see all those

guys and stuff? I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm interested, because I... Oh, you know,

it's okay.

Of course you'd be interested, right?

Hey, it's just, it's just lifestyle, right?

Yeah. So, yeah, go ahead and stand up.

Which is great, because it makes me, you know, comfortable around everybody.

Yeah. So, yeah.

um so more more like like right here yeah i mean yeah if you weren't gay this

would be a little inappropriate right oh yeah hey you know that's that's what

makes it okay yeah that is both legs uh yes okay and uh your shoulders are okay

everything's um yeah my shoulders are okay okay it's just regular you know

they feel fine yeah well you know you paid for the full massage and you know i

they're your guys so so clearly i'm gonna give you the works here. Awesome.

Go ahead and get changed. Okay.

Put your clothes over there and just call me when you're ready, okay? Okay.

Alright, thank you.

I'm ready.

I'm going to go ahead and fix this towel for you. It's OK.

This is your first time here, though, right?

I mean, I know with me, but just in general.

Yeah, I haven't been here.

So do you get a lot of attention

when you go out?

Looking for guys. Oh, the gay thing again.

Yeah, uh, yeah, you know, the guys love me, so, you know, it's good.

It's fun.

Yeah, it's, oh, it's, yeah, it's tons of fun. It's, you know, super fun, you

know?

Have you ever been to, uh, like a gay club or anything?

Um, yeah, a while ago I went.

Really? Yeah, it was cute. I liked it.

Really good time.

A lot of straight guys go to gay bars, too.

I noticed.

Do they?

Yeah.

Okay. I know, because they feel like, I don't know. Well, see, I wouldn't, I, I,

I, not that I don't know, I, you know, I, um, I'm just so focused on the gay

guys alone, you know, I don't want to, you know.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't pay attention to those, you know, that I can't have.

Yeah, it was. Just get jealous.

It was weird when I went there, I was like, oh, I'm not going to get hit on

here, and.

Of course, there's like some straight A's there, but.

Yeah.

So how's Nick doing? Is he good?

Oh, um, yeah.

He's good. How's the training going with him?

Yeah, no, it's good. He's coming along really, really well. Yeah.

He works hard at it, so that's good. Like, you know, you just have to have

dedication.

Yeah. So, do you ever think about picking it up?

Um. I mean, you said three, you said what, three times a week you work out?

you know i just kind of just go to the gym and pick up some weights and do

something different each time okay i don't really have a trainer but i've

thought about it nick seems to really like you yeah yeah

he uh yeah yeah it's that's good go ahead and uh

what are you able to get you here Full massage really be able to work on these

inner thighs.

Yeah, a little bit like that. There you go. Thank you

Occasionally

we bump into things, right? Yeah, it's okay.

I mean, it's not like it's anything that you're interested in anyway, right?

Right, no, of course no, no, not at all

Really good. I needed this.

When did you say your last massage was?

Oh, it was a really long time ago. I don't know, maybe like four months ago,

five months ago.

Oh, okay.

Yeah. It's been a while.

I feel like I want to start doing this more regularly.

Yeah, me too.

Yeah, me too.

You mean like, what do you mean?

Isn't it your job to give massages? Well, yeah, you know, I meant, I meant

like between training and massages, you know, trying to find time, you know,

plus, you know, going out at night, you know, it's all trying to find time for

everything. That's, that's, yeah, just, uh, I really, I enjoyed bringing, uh,

you know, therapeutic pleasure and peace of mind to people.

So if I can do that, if I can help you, then it helps me.

Yeah, of course.

You're very good at these massages.

You just feel all of my muscles being relieved.

That's good.

You know,

it's... This was any other pursuits besides hit me. I think you're wanting

something while your body's moving.

I'm sorry. It just feels really good There's naturally our job. I'll stop.

Oh, you know, you know, you're fine.

How could you make me feel uncomfortable?

Soon

as

the next time you're seeing neck

He's got a session scheduled for Thursday, so... That's cool.

Yeah.

I wish I could go out with you guys one time.

He's always weird about it.

Um... Eh, probably me. You know, I kinda like gay at night.

Oh, right. Of course.

I trust that you won't let him get into too much trouble.

I don't know. I mean...

You know, he's basically just, you know, kind of helping to set me up. Oh.

So.

That's awesome.

How did that feel?

That's really good right there, actually.

Yeah? Yeah.

I don't know. The inside of my thighs have just been really sore lately.

Well, if you're working out, that's what happens. That's a good sore.

Yeah. Yeah.

Well, you can tell because your legs look great.

Thank you.

I'm glad somebody notices.

Does, uh... Well, he's just such a man. He's just like, come here, buddy. Fuck

you. I feel like...

You know?

As Nick, yeah.

Yeah. Well, it's a compliment in its own way, right?

Yeah, I guess.

I'll have to talk to him. Yeah. See if I can, you know, give him some pointers in

that area.

Give him some female advice.

Right.

Emotional stuff, that's my expertise, right?

But as you know, that's what guys like to do.

Right.

We kind of have a one-track mind sometimes, so.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Why don't you go ahead and turtle the gorilla?

Let me get a towel for you right here.

All right.

You know, I don't think we really need this. I mean, it's not like it's

anything that...

It's not like you're going to creep on me or anything, right? Right.

Yeah, Todd's just going to get in the way.

Right, I mean, you're Nick's girl, so, you know, it's kind of a code.

And you're gay, right? Yeah, well, there you go.

Yeah.

There you go.

I mean, like, have you ever been with a woman before?

Uh, yeah, one time. One time.

It just, you know, wasn't the best experience in the world, so, you know.

What? You mean, like, she couldn't get you off, or?

No, I mean, it just, you know, like, I, uh, yeah.

So, I like your nail polish color there, by the way. Thank you.

Hmm.

That's pretty weird. I've never had a guy not be able to get off.

Right, well. I've never had sex with him.

Well, I mean, you're very, you're very attractive.

I'm sure that guys that like girls like you.

Right. Yeah.

Hmm. Well, have you ever been with another girl?

No.

I haven't.

Huh?

So, I mean, your one experience with a woman was bad.

But, I mean, you don't find me attractive at all?

No, you're very attractive.

I mean, I have small boobs.

It's kind of like I'm a man, right?

It's not like I have these big tits like a woman.

I mean, I see what you're saying.

That's really adorable.

But not really.

You're definitely a woman.

I mean, I feel like, I don't know.

You don't think that I could get you hard, at least.

Well least get your day card.

I mean it These things are crazy that we have these are these

so they get get hard But it wouldn't miss it wouldn't be because I was you

know attracted to you. It would just you know So,

I mean what kind of guys do you like do you like bear guys little twinks at the

small end?

Petite. Petite?

Oh, like, okay.

I have kind of like a petite little ass.

What do you think? I think... Does it remind you of like a little petite

little boy?

No, it definitely does not. I mean, but you're petite, definitely.

Yeah. But it doesn't even get you excited a little bit. Well, I mean, it's

just, it's not... I think...

The massage is pretty much done at this point. Okay, here.

I have an idea.

Okay. So, if I can get you hard, I get the massage for free.

Yeah? No.

Yes! No, no, no.

If I can get your cock hard.

No. I told you, you can get hard with anything.

Like, it doesn't... Okay.

If I can get you off, I get a free massage.

I'm kind of like a little Twinkie boy.

You're not at all like that, actually.

It's ridiculous.

It means that much to you? Free massage.

Free massage.

I can't believe this is happening. If it doesn't work, I'll pay double.

Fine. You know what? If you want to give your money away.

Okay, sit down. It's fine.

But this doesn't... This doesn't... Don't tell you again. It's not

weird. I just... I'm trying to... Alright.

Prove that I can do this.

There you go.

Knock yourself out.

I really think it's not going to work.

I think you just made a bet. That's all I think.

How's it going, huh?

It's getting there, actually.

I'm telling you.

That was not the bet, actually, but just continue.

If I can do something today that makes you feel better about yourself, then...

Oh, make me feel better about myself.

Prove that you were right about something, you know, whatever.

So do you think you're gonna come?

By chance.

I think you're going to.

You know what?

What's that? I know how I'm gonna make you cum.

How's that?

Bend over.

And you're gonna look at my little twink ass while you fuck me.

You want me to fuck you now? Mm-hmm. That's your new idea? Yes.

I mean...

That'll make you feel better.

You sure about this?

What do you mean?

I mean, Nick's my boy and you're his girl. I'm just saying.

Yeah, but I mean, he's my boyfriend and it's not like he needs to know anything

anyway. Plus, you're gay, right? So it doesn't even matter.

Alright, I'm just saying. There's no going back from this, so...

I know.

Let me see.

Now I get a free massage.

No, actually, you owe me double.

No, but you just came.

Yeah, but the bet was that if you could make a gay person come.

And I'm not gay.

Yes, you are. What do you mean? You're always going to those clubs with Nick

and everything.

Right, that's not for me.

That's what Nick likes. He likes to get down. So I'm there for him. I'm his

friend.

You're kidding.

No, you shouldn't judge him either.

Okay? That's what he likes.

No, your boyfriend likes to suck cock, and sometimes he needs room, so we let

him here. Here?

We film everything. See that camera right there? And there's one over there.

So if you want to see the footage of him and whatever guy it was that night...

What? Yeah.

You've got a really great pussy, by the way.

I mean, I've been in a lot of pussies, and that's a great one.

So... Get dressed, and thanks for coming over.

Yeah.

Nick, come on in.

Have a seat.

So, what's your name?

Rose. Rose.

Great name.

When was your last massage?

About four months ago.

Okay.

And do you have any ailments or anything that I need specific attention to?

My shoulders and my back have been hurting. Okay.

Yeah, we can get to that. Absolutely.

All right.

Shoulders, back.

How did you find out about us, actually?

A friend told me. A female friend?

No. Oh, okay.

Good. I mean, not good. Okay. All right. We have to check for our advertisements

so we know what works getting people in here.

A female friend. A male friend.

Yeah. Okay.

Huh. We don't get a lot of guys in here.

Anyways.

So, is there any other stress or tension going on in your life?

I'm planning a wedding right now.

Planning a what? Is it your wedding? Congratulations.

Yeah. Wait, is it your wedding?

It's a friend's wedding, actually. Oh, so you're single?

Yeah.

That's a good thing to be. Single, planning wedding.

Is that your job? Are you a wedding planner?

Yeah. Really?

I see you see a lot of happy couples and everything.

Yeah. A little bit?

You're cute.

I can see why they would hire you. You've got good personality.

All right.

Let me just have you stand up for a second.

Actually, you know what? Go ahead and stay there. I'm going to walk around,

check the back, check your shoulders and back, see exactly what we're working

with here.

So is it more up here or more of a lower back issue?

What exactly are we looking at?

More like right here. More like right here. Would you mind leaning back just a

little bit?

Yeah. Just like that.

Okay.

Yeah, we'll be able to get this taken care of.

Absolutely.

Okay.

I'll tell you what. I'm going to go ahead and hand you a towel.

And go ahead and get changed.

And I'll be in that room. Just call me when you're ready, okay?

Okay. All right. Thanks, Rose.

I'm ready.

All right.

Let me go ahead and get this towel for you to get you nice and comfortable.

Rise up. Perfect.

So, when's the wedding?

This weekend.

This weekend.

Wow. Wait, today's Thursday. So, like, is it tomorrow?

A Saturday.

Saturday.

That sounds like a good time.

Are most weddings on the weekend? I think they are, right? You know this

stuff, I don't. Yeah.

Yeah. Normally.

It's okay, go ahead and relax your legs. There you go, just like that.

So is the wedding close by? Is it in the area?

Not too far from here.

Oh yeah?

Now do you live close to here you just kind of go around wherever the where the

weddings are?

Whatever the work takes you Okay

So

is this kind of getting that area you were talking about

So what made you want to get into weddings?

Uh, just, like, to see happy couples and romance.

Oh, yeah?

I'm a bit of a romantic myself, actually.

Yeah.

I'm sure you probably got that vibe, right? Nice guy.

A little bit.

Yeah, right?

So, um, as the wedding planner, do you...

Attend the wedding like as are you in charge of things or you would give a

date or what? How's that work?

You haven't been able to find a date wait

when you paid Wow,

okay

Wow. I don't know what to say to that.

I don't really know how the escort world works.

It's kind of out of my element. I like to, you know, just keep it simple.

Of course, it's probably not that much different from what we do, right? Just

kind of hired to please people.

Make them feel good.

I guess.

Yeah.

Got nice long legs. I bet everybody tells you that, right?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah.

It's okay. Just relax.

There you go.

Just like that.

Whoa. You okay?

Oh, is that a little too high on the inner thigh?

Yeah. Okay, no problem.

I just was trying to give you the full massage.

I wasn't trying to pull anything. Don't worry about that.

You can trust me.

I'll let you know when I'm about to pull something. I mean, I'll let you.

I'll let you know.

So what else would you like to do? I mean, you've got to have a social life

besides your job, you know, planning weddings.

Yeah? Couldn't convince any of your friends to go with you?

They already have a date.

Oh, they already have a date.

So you're kind of the lone girl out, huh?

Yeah. Yeah.

That can be rough.

It's okay. It's okay. Don't worry.

I'm going to slide this towel up a little bit, okay?

Just trust me, you're fine.

Got to work out all these kinks. I kind of noticed when I was in the thigh area,

you've got a little tightness here.

You're okay. Just relax.

I know you're really stressed out because of that wedding and not having a

date.

Whatever else is going on in your life where you seem to...

Scare off, guys.

Must have some issues.

It's okay.

I don't need a massage on my butt.

Oh, you just, like, mail escorts to touch you in there?

That's okay. I see what it is.

No worries. No, I'm not offended. Don't worry. I'm only a fucking professional.

But don't worry about it. It's okay.

Picture's starting to become clear.

I'm gonna go ahead and have you turn over. Is that okay?

Yeah. Okay.

Don't worry, I'm not looking.

Let me go ahead and get you nice and comfortable here.

Is that good?

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

You know I was just messing around and kidding with you, right? About the whole

not being able to get a date thing. You're beautiful. I can't imagine.

I can't imagine you not being able to get a date. I know it's important. It's

your job and all that, so... I was just joking. I kid around a lot.

You seem like a really sweet girl.

Why don't you go ahead and just put your arms down?

Just at your sides. It's okay.

I mean, it's just... That's the way we do it with all the massages, so... Just

get comfortable.

This is a place and a time where you should be really comfortable, you know?

Paid to relax, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, just relax.

Do you mind if I work your pectorals?

Um, just a little bit.

Do you mind just a little bit, or I can massage them just a little bit?

Um, just massage them a little bit.

Okay.

You really have a great body.

You should be very proud of that.

A professional woman like yourself finding time to stay in shape, it's not

easy, you know?

It can't be easy.

But you do a great job.

You should be proud.

Thank you.

Yeah, no problem.

I don't mean to...

Don't mean to be, uh, make you any uncomfortable, but you are... You're so

hot, I would go with you.

I'd go with you in a second.

Sounds like a fun time to me, anyway.

No.

I still don't have anybody.

Yeah?

So maybe... Yeah?

I mean, it's last minute, right? You're kind of... Kind of out of options a

little bit.

I guess so.

Let me go ahead and... I... I was thinking, too, that

if I went with you, it would save you money, right?

I mean, you wouldn't have to hire one of these creep guy escorts.

Right?

You mean I wouldn't have to pay?

Yeah, you wouldn't have to pay me, you know, money anyway.

What do you mean exactly?

I don't know. I just, I'm a bit of a hopeless romantic, I got to admit. And

you're in here talking about weddings and happy couples and, you know, that

you'd like to go, I mean, that you'd like me to go with you to the wedding. I

just, I kind of get excited about the thought of it. You know, us just having

a great night together. And I, of course, I wouldn't ask you to pay me

money. That we could just, I could be your date and you could be there as a

woman for me, you know, taking care of my needs.

Sounds like a great time.

So, what did you want?

Nothing. I just want... Just a hug, really.

You know?

Just a hug. That's just, you know, a little warm embrace.

You know, beautiful girl and me.

You know, just a hug. Do you hug people?

Of course you do. Everybody hugs, right?

There.

Yeah. Feels good to hug.

Right? Doesn't that feel good?

Doesn't that just feel great, right? Nice hug. We're all into each other.

We're going to be, you know, going to a wedding together.

It's really romantic.

You got me all just in the mood.

Yeah.

Exactly.

Oh,

I was just kind of helping you with what you wanted.

Well,

you kind of said it with your eyes, baby.

I mean, Come on, like you can't find a date for a wedding.

See? This saves us both money.

You don't have to buy an escort, and I don't have to buy a hooker.

That's it.

Oh, there you go.

Uh-huh.

So this has been four months for you, huh?

Since your last massage?

You're so cute.

Yeah, that's it.

Oh, yeah.

You do have a nice cock.

Yeah?

It's great with your hands around it, you know?

See, I told you, we're going to make a great little couple at this wedding.

Yeah, it is kind of hot in here, right?

You're liking that. I can tell you're into it.

Yeah.

It's been a while.

Oh, really?

Well, if it's been that long, then I'm sure your mouth is dying for a little

taste.

Right?

Yeah.

When they say nothing, that's the best. Come here.

You have a little hair tie.

Oh, that's cute.

Okay, you ready?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Can't believe it on the date for the wedding these skills

I can tell you missed it.

Yeah?

Yeah.

You don't talk a lot. You'd be a good little girlfriend.

There you go. Keep sucking.

Oh my god.

Now we're gonna do other things on this day tomorrow, yeah, yeah

Oh yeah?

Like that?

Wait, what do you want?

Yeah?

Oh, thank you.

So, I guess we go to the wedding together?

Oh!

No,

I thought we were just playing around. No, I can't go to the wedding. My wife

would fucking kill me.

You're married?

Yeah, of course.

But, um, just in case you get any weird ideas about telling my wife or

something, if you look right here, behind, yeah, right there, there's a

camera, so... Kind of like to make sure we film things here to make sure no one

takes advantage of us So don't tell anyone unless you know, I don't know you

want to be part of the wedding video, you know I'm

sure you'll find somebody

Listen bro, the reason I stopped by is to tell you I'm

not gonna be able to go to that iron chicken concert

It's mine and Kinsey's six-month anniversary, bro, so... Seriously?

Like, six-month anniversary? You're celebrating that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But anyway, yeah, so, you know, can't do it, you know.

All right, man, well, those iron chicken tickets were hard to come by, but all

right, I can get rid of it, I guess.

All right, cool, cool.

Um, you've got the massage scheduled for next week. Do you still want me to take

care of that?

You know what? Yeah, why don't you? You know, make her happy. It's the

anniversary and all that stuff, so... All right, I'll make her happy, man.

All right, and I'll get rid of your ticket. I'll let you know. Thank you.

Appreciate it.

All right, young lady. As you know, Steve is paying for this. Okay.

And you told me to hook you up and give you the special bro rate. Okay.

You said you had a lower back problem, right? Yeah.

Lower back.

Okay. Is there anything else that's bothering you?

No, mainly just my lower back.

So right in here?

Yep. Okay. Does it come across here? Oh, wow.

Sorry, I'm just checking.

I mean, the muscles run from your coccyx up across your hip. Oh, okay.

So I was just checking. Okay.

I mean...

Seriously, Casey, I mean, you're Steve's girl. I'm not going to do anything, all

right? Okay.

All right, then.

So on that note, I'm going to give you a towel. Go ahead and get undressed, wrap

the towel around you, and lay face down. Call me when you're ready, all right?

All right.

I'm ready.

All right.

Let me adjust the towel here.

There you go.

Go ahead and slide your arms back.

Relax.

Let's get you started.

All taken care of.

So, it's nice of Steve to pay for this. He said you guys have an anniversary

coming up, right?

Yeah, our six month anniversary is in two weeks.

Wow, six months. That's really nice.

Yeah.

It's going to be really nice. We have a special date planned.

To go on the beach and to dinner.

I don't know what else.

He always has something up his sleeve.

Yeah, he does.

Yeah, boy's a hustler.

Great. We always have a good time when we go out.

I'm sure he takes good care of you, too.

Yeah, what is up with you guys going out all the time lately?

What do you mean?

I mean, you're always contacting him really late at night.

Asking him to go out. I mean, I think you've just been a really bad influence

on him, honestly.

Me? Doesn't sound like me. I mean, come on. It's just boys going out, having a

good time. Just go out and have a couple beers.

She a little naked, you know? Yeah.

I've been noticing his charges on his card because I always get the mail.

And there's a lot of strip club fees on there.

Oh, yeah. There's normally two drinks minimum. I mean, you can't sit in there

and look at naked chicks for free. That's a...

Ridiculous.

So, well, why would he need to go to the strip club when, you know, he has me?

Well, I mean, do you make five-star cuisine? Because they have an excellent

buffet.

No, I obviously don't, but I've never heard of a strip club having a five-star

buffet. Oh, they do. It's amazing.

Yeah, there's also naked women all the time wearing your face.

Well, yeah, I mean, that's...

That's the extra bonus.

So I'm sure that's worth a star in itself, is the naked women.

You know, I should probably spend my last time complaining about it and come

to the strip club with us. You could taste the five-star cuisine then.

No, I would rather have Steve at home with me or doing things with me rather

than with you and your friends all the time.

It's getting out of control.

Come on, it's just guys having fun.

He takes good care of you, doesn't he? I mean, come on, you guys are coming up on

your six-month anniversary?

Yeah. Yeah, see?

I mean, he's a nice guy, isn't he?

Yeah, he's a nice guy, but he needs to be spending more time with me and less

time with bad influences like you.

Bad influences don't sound like me.

Got a good job.

Pay my bills.

Just want to hang out with my boys sometimes.

You know? What's the big deal?

At strip clubs though, all the time?

I don't know if you heard me, but there are naked women there.

I heard you.

I mean, he doesn't go to see the women that much. I mean, it's mainly us that

are looking at the women.

He just goes to hang out with his friends.

There's nothing but talk about you the whole time.

Really? Yeah.

I don't mean to complain.

I just don't understand why you're... Whoa.

What are you doing?

I told you I'm checking your gluteus maximus. It runs through your hip

flexors and runs back around.

So it's causing a lot of that lower back tension.

Hmm.

Sorry. If I got a little too close, I'll make sure I avoid that next time.

He talks about you nonstop.

I mean, he says what a great body you have, how much fun you guys have.

I mean, don't tell him that I told you, but he even talks that you're a pretty

good dancer yourself.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Yeah.

I like to do little things for him around the house, you know, try and keep

him as happy as possible.

Bet you do.

Bet you'd do anything to keep him happy too, right?

Of course.

Six months, that's one of those milestones.

Half a year, almost there.

So what day is your anniversary again?

It's in two weeks, on the 24th.

The 24th?

Holy shit, that's when fucking Iron Chicken's playing.

We're supposed to go see them, and then we're gonna go down to the harem

afterwards, and we already bought tickets and everything.

Well, that's not happening.

You're gonna have to give this ticket away.

Well, I mean, technically, I can't give his ticket away. He made plans on our

anniversary.

I didn't know it was your anniversary. Why don't you go ahead and flip over,

okay? Let's go ahead and do it.

There you go.

Okay, you can relax your arms.

Are you sure?

Well, yeah.

Steve kind of said that you can feel it starting to harden a little bit, so he

really wanted me to work on that area.

On my breasts?

Yeah, you've heard of encapsulation before, right? Yeah.

You don't want that to happen. I mean, some of the girls that are in the strip

clubs have these great enhanced ones that are really, really natural.

You want to make sure that yours don't harden up.

Okay, if that's what he wants.

Yeah, yeah, I mean, what he wants.

I've got to say, I'm not really noticing any hardness, but I mean, I'll keep at

this because Steve wanted me to.

Don't want to leave my boy hanging.

Here, these are really nice.

Thanks.

Are you pitting on me?

So how do I get him out of the ticket for the 24th then I mean if you guys

have already paid for it I mean

he's not missing our anniversary, so we need to figure it out like somehow

I'm not sure what we could do.

We could work out something, though.

Yeah.

We're two consenting adults, right? We should be able to figure something out,

right? Yeah, definitely.

Yeah.

I guess I could talk to him.

Say that he should pay attention to his anniversary and stuff.

I mean, I can do that.

Okay. Yeah.

But, I mean, this is kind of a big deal to us, too. I mean, you know, all the

boys and stuff like that and Iron Chicken.

They don't come around that often.

Yeah, I mean, I don't know if you know this or not, but, I mean, that's Iron

Chicken's, like, reunion performance. I mean, this has been planned for a long

time.

So... There has to be something that we can do.

Well, I mean, you want me to talk to him, right?

Mm-hmm.

If you could.

Probably could.

What are you doing?

Well, I mean, I'm trying to figure out why I'd talk to him.

I mean, it's just the guys hanging out.

You know, going to see Iron Chicken.

I'm not going to have sex with you if that's what you think.

Whoa, whoa.

Jeez.

You're Steve's girl. I mean, that would be way crossing the line. I wouldn't

want to do anything like that.

So... But I mean...

You know, think about Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky. That wasn't considered

sex. The president said so on national TV.

Hmm.

I mean, maybe we could do that, you know, and then I could talk to him.

You know, maybe.

Hmm.

Or, I mean, hey, maybe you could go to dinner on your own on the 24th.

Well, I can't do that. It celebrates their anniversary alone.

I know. Wouldn't that be bad?

Yeah. But, I mean, those are the decisions we have to make, right? I

mean, we can work, you know, something out. Oh, we can.

Something.

Yeah, kind of like that.

Yeah? Yeah. You want to work something?

Yeah. I mean, you did say you had a bad streak, didn't you?

Yeah, I'm pretty bad. You're pretty bad? Mm-hmm.

You battered in some of those strippers, maybe?

Oh, yeah, definitely. The strippers don't have anything on me.

Wow, I like this.

So, you're not going to say anything to Steve Wright about this? Oh, God, that

would be totally insensitive of me. I mean, I would ruin your guys'

anniversary if I mentioned anything about this. Yeah, I would. This would be

our little secret, right?

Yeah. Yeah, there you go. I like secrets. Okay.

Told you I'm bad, right?

Yeah, you are.

Jesus, you remind me of Cinnamon who blew all of us that night.

All of you?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I mean all of us but Steve. I mean, he's got you.

Okay. I mean, I'm seeing your skills. God, why would he cheat on you?

I mean, after all, you're faithful to him. Geez.

Cool.

Come here.

Let's see. Come on.

Let's see what kind of bad girl you really are.

Oh, my God.

Holy crap.

I mean, this will just be between me and you, right?

Yeah.

If you promise.

Oh, I promise.

I absolutely promise.

So you make sure you get your anniversary.

You actually feel better than Steve.

Don't tell him that though.

It's our little secret.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You like fucking my pussy?

Oh, cool, yeah.

You know, we'll definitely have to keep this a secret, you know? Yeah.

Yeah,

and in case, you know, in case I forget to talk to Steve about, you know, the

24th and you get upset, just look over there.

See that little camera there?

Oh my God. See that little camera there?

If I forget to tell him, don't get upset.

Oh, my God. I mean, I could always give him a copy of this for his anniversary.

He might like it. No, don't do that. You don't know. I mean, he's into some weird

shit. You never know.

Don't do that.

Shh. Keep it down. We have other customers. Go ahead and get cleaned up,

and I'll see you out in a while.

Thank you.

My name is Jack.

Hi, Alana. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too.

So what brought you in today? Well, I'm an avid traveler, and I love to travel,

and I'm very sore from my flight, and so I was hoping to get a good massage.

Oh, okay.

You travel a bit, huh?

Yes. Great.

And just a couple of personal questions. What is your age?

I'm 30.

Cool. You look great.

Thanks.

Any medical conditions I should know about?

Nope. No, nothing at all? No back problems, neck problems or anything like

that? Nope, nothing I know of. How about allergies?

Nope. No? No. Okay, great.

Check that.

Okay, that's about all the questions I got for that.

That wasn't so bad.

No, not too bad at all.

So exactly whereabouts bothers you the most?

Um, just everywhere.

I'm really sore. It was a long flight and stuff, so.

All right, I'm going to hand you this towel.

You can disrobe, put your clothes right over there, and I'll give you a little

privacy, and just give me a holler when you're ready, and I'll be right back in.

Perfect, thank you. Thank you.

So where are you traveling from?

New York. Oh, okay.

That's a long flight.

Yeah, sure is.

It's usually not enjoyable either.

No, it's really not.

Your family there or just vacationing?

Vacationing.

I like to travel a lot.

Yeah, I like New York myself.

Perfect.

Have you been?

New York? Yeah, too many times.

Try to stay away from there lately, actually.

Why is that?

I'm just from Boston myself.

Oh, you're a Boston boy?

Yeah. Don't hold that against me, though.

I'll try not to. Yeah.

A little East Coast rivalry.

Exactly. Yeah.

Actually,

I have a family that works in the airlines, and I get these...

airline tickets they kind of open into tickets so they can use any time i want

so but i just never have the time off of work to use them really really yeah

pretty busy around here especially this time of the year a lot of people

traveling tours and stuff you know right wow that's pretty cool that must be nice

because i travel all the time and it would be great to have those kind of

tickets and discounts and stuff oh well

Yeah, I mean, it's pretty cool.

I would fully take advantage of it.

Yeah, well, maybe we can work something out.

Are you selling them?

Um, yeah, I don't really need the money. Like I said, I can work quite a bit

here. But, I don't know, we'll talk about it. Maybe we can work something

out in trade or something.

What kind of trade?

You know, let's just work this on your massage just for now.

Okay, but I'm really interested in the ticket.

Sure, sure.

We can talk about that.

I can feel how tense you are

It's good to spoil yourself every once in a while, huh? I agree.

If you only live once, you might as well.

That's a good attitude.

Don't you think you're going a little high?

Oh, no, no, I'm... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to feel uncomfortable.

No, no, you mentioned that you had some soreness in your upper thighs, so I

just...

Very professional here, so I don't want to offend you or anything

So, uh... What are you doing?

I'm sorry?

You went really high up again.

I, you know... I apologize. I think I'm just making you feel a little

uncomfortable. Why don't we try this? Why don't you... Why don't you turn on

over? I'll flip around on you.

And we'll start on the front part of this massage.

How would that be?

We could try that.

Have you had many massages before? I have, but none like that.

Usually they give me a neck pillow, too.

I apologize.

Thank you.

Yeah, so, you know, I usually don't have too many complaints.

How long have you been doing this for?

Um...

About two years now.

Yeah, it's probably a little work for a little program, but I'm sure I mean

you're so tense up here Really

muscular

strong legs you run a lot

From the flights, between flights, yeah.

Definitely a quickie workout.

What are you doing?

You know what? I think, uh... I think things just aren't, uh... I'm gonna be

really happy with my massage so far. I'm not sure if it's really working out for

us. Um... So I'll probably just wrap this up for now.

Well, you could have given me the tickets that you, uh... For your bad

massage.

The airline tickets?

Well, yeah. Is there any other tickets?

First off, I don't think I gave a bad massage.

And, uh... Well, I... I think I just...

I've told you three times what are you doing, so... And you've told me three

times that your back and your thighs are sore, and that's what I was working on,

so... Well, my pussy ain't sore.

Well, I never touched your pussy.

But you did.

You know what? I've been trained and certified. I'm very professional with my

job, and I can just see this isn't working out, so... I don't know what

else I can do here.

You could give me those tickets.

I mean, I'd be open to negotiation with him, but I'm not just going to give you

both tickets. I mean, it's just... Well, for your bad massage, I think I deserve

it.

Yeah, again, I don't want to give a bad massage, but I do have an idea.

What's your idea?

If you really want the tickets that bad, you know. I mean, I'm not going on

vacation with you. I mean, that's just not happening.

Believe me, I wouldn't want to go on vacation with you. I can tell we

wouldn't get along already.

Absolutely not.

Why are you playing with your cock?

Well, I was thinking, maybe a little blowjob for those tickets. What do you

think?

For both?

No, no, just the one. I mean, these expensive tickets. I mean, opening of

tickets can go anywhere in the world.

What am I going to do with just one?

You know, let's just start out with one and see where we go from there.

So all I would have to do is just give you a blowjob for one ticket?

Yeah, that's the right attitude.

Absolutely. Believe me.

Secret's new.

And you're really going to give me the tickets, right?

Oh, yeah. You're not just saying that? No.

Oh my gosh.

You know, I don't think I want to separate those tickets.

So you're going to give me the tickets?

Well, I didn't come. I mean, you didn't finish, so I mean, I'm not... The deal

was I'd give you a ticket, but, I mean, I'm thinking about it now, and it just

doesn't make sense to separate them.

What do you mean?

I mean, you know, because once I break them up, then they're really, I mean,

they're no good to me or to anyone really, so... I just don't think it

would work out that way.

I mean, I guess I... Well, I think you should give me...

The tickets, since that's what we agreed upon.

You know, we did, but let's... You know what?

I know what we'll do. I can give you both tickets.

But it's going to cost you just a little bit extra.

What do you mean?

Take a look at this real quick.

Why don't you tell me the agreement before you start doing anything?

Okay, let me... Let me fuck you for a few minutes.

And then I'll give you both tickets.

Does that work?

Just like a minute or two?

That won't be very long.

All right.

For both tickets, right?

For both tickets, sure, yeah.

Let's get these off.

You're a weirdo. Yeah.

Is that my high school yearbook?

Good to know.

What agreement?

The tickets.

What tickets?

Are you fucking kidding me?

I don't know what you're talking about. I don't have any tickets.

I'm going to report you.

No, you're not.

Yes. See those cameras?

That one right there?

Right above you?

You're such a fucking asshole.

I will come again.

Never.

Should I sit over here? Yeah. Okay.

Okay.

You have a massage, obviously.

It's your first time with me, so I just wanted to go over a couple of things.

Do you have any particular areas you need attention to? Any injuries,

something like that?

I hold a lot of tension in my neck and my shoulders.

Also...

I don't know, like I'm getting a new boob job done, so I may need some, I

don't know, massaging done there.

I don't know if that's allowed, I don't know the rules, not sexually.

If it's your request, no problem.

Awesome.

So there's no injuries, you're getting the breast job, hamstrings,

everything like that. Good, any particularly sensitive areas?

Sensitive?

Like sensitive pain or sensitive?

Yeah, either or. I don't know. I guess like the back of my thighs, those are

sensitive just from working out, I guess.

But yeah, just mostly my shoulders and my neck and just like upper back. Okay,

great. Awesome. Okay, well, I'm going to leave you with a towel. You can go

ahead.

Get a little more comfortable.

Okay, just take pretty much everything off.

Okay. It'll be under a towel, so it should be fine. Okay, cool.

I'm just going to go ahead and leave that for you, and I'll step outside and

just let me know. Okay.

Great. Thanks.

I'm just gonna pick this towel

So you're getting your augmentation done, huh?

Yeah. That's pretty exciting. I mean, there doesn't seem to be anything wrong

with them now.

Just one bigger.

I just, yeah.

Bigger the better.

Oh, well. I'm sure your husband will like that.

Oh, I'm not married.

Oh, you're not married. Nope.

I mean, you know, I'm asking, how come you're getting them larger?

I mean, you know, if you're not married, you're not doing it for anybody.

Well, just that now, I have a boyfriend.

Oh, really?

He's not married. That's awesome.

Yeah, I guess.

That's pretty awesome.

Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, so you want some bigger, so why not?

They're already this big, so.

Yeah, I know, right?

What's wrong with them bigger?

you and your boyfriend been together?

Not too long, about nine months or so. Oh, nine months. Cool.

So what's your boyfriend's name?

His name is Jack.

Oh, cool.

Has he ever been here with you before?

No. You should bring him by. We have really good couple discounts and stuff.

Oh, really? Like couples massages and stuff? Right.

That's awesome.

That's cool.

Yeah, I'll have to tell him about that. Yeah.

I don't know.

Who would turn down a massage? It's pretty awesome.

How long have you worked here?

Oh, gosh.

Quite a while now. Probably about a year, I would guess. Oh, I love it. It's

great. I love everybody I work with. I'm just going to move down here.

I'm surprised I haven't had you as my masseuse before. Well, you know, I was

going to say earlier, you look really familiar.

Oh, I do?

Yeah.

You know, I mean I know I haven't worked on you before Maybe

I don't know but I feel like it was somewhere out of here, you know, yeah,

I don't know It'll it'll it'll come to me

Anyway, how's that tension is that good More

pressure less pressure

The boyfriend must be a really special guy. He's gonna get like a new brush job

just for him. That's pretty cool Yeah,

you did say the back of your legs are really sensitive, right

You know what? Can you just give me one second? I'm just going to jump in the

other room.

Absolutely. Two seconds. Okay.

Hey, what's up? It's Derek. Yeah, what's up?

I had a question about the girl that's on my massage table.

Yeah, she's one of our regulars, right? She already filled out her form?

Yeah, I think so, yeah.

Okay, okay. What's her name?

It's Katie Cox.

Cox.

Yeah, according to our record, she's married, dude. See, I knew, I knew that

she was lying to me. She said she wasn't married.

Is the guy's name Jack?

Nope.

Mike?

I knew she wasn't right.

Cool. Well, I got the ammunition for what I need, so.

All right, man. Have fun.

Thanks, bro.

Really

sorry

about that. No worries. I just had to check on something real quick. No

problem. Yeah.

Affirmation is the key.

Go ahead and turn over.

Thank you.

She said you did want to get into your pecs and

breasts.

Let me get a pillow for you. Oh, okay. I appreciate that.

There you go.

It feels really good.

You've been coming here for a while, huh?

Yeah.

I come like every few weeks just to kind of rejuvenate myself.

Yeah.

It feels so good. Shocking we haven't crossed paths here. I know.

I would notice you for sure.

Hey.

You have a girlfriend?

No, no, no.

No.

Too busy with work?

Yeah.

Big job, you know?

Yeah. I'm surprised you and your husband haven't come in.

Boyfriend, you're not married, that's right. Yeah.

Sorry about that.

Yeah. Yep, no ring on this finger. Not married.

Oh, yep. I can see that. There's no ring. You're right.

Sometimes I get confused.

It's okay. Yeah.

So, talk about this boyfriend of yours. What does he do for a living?

Um, fuck, I don't even know.

Maybe we should take a little break and talk more about this little boyfriend.

It's not like you really want to know my boyfriend. Well, you know, I'm just

curious because you've been talking about a boyfriend, but what was your

boyfriend's name again? I'm really sorry. Oh, it's okay. His name is Jack.

Sometimes I'm bad with names, but I know a guy named Mike.

Yeah, I don't know. And he's married to somebody that looks a lot like you,

actually. That's the epiphany that I had.

And I didn't realize that Mike...

Was okay with you having a boyfriend. See, I talk to him every once in a

while. We train at the same CrossFit spot.

That was where it kind of clicked to me.

I was wondering why you're so obsessed knowing about my boyfriend.

Does Mike know about Jake?

No, but he doesn't need to know about... His name is Jack, by the way. But no, he

doesn't need to know, and I don't think you need to tell him. See, I'm kind of

at a bit of a...

a crossroads here because you're my client but I see Mike a couple times a

week and we're kind of acquaintances.

I'm gonna be real awkward every time I'm, you know, at class and we're

chatting about life and stuff like that and I can't help but mention that his

wife has a boyfriend.

That's why you don't mention it.

Yeah, you know, it's just that I got this damn moral thing going on. Every

once in a while it hits me and this seems to be one of those times.

What can I do? There's got to be something that I can do to make this...

I cannot, you cannot tell my husband. This is not, this is not even your place

to tell him. I don't want to tell him.

Please, just please don't tell him because he's paying for my new boobs and

I don't... The boobs that are for your boyfriend, Jack?

Wow, that's low.

They're for him too to look at. I've done some pretty shitty things, but

that's pretty low.

Well, you should know that if you're a shitty person, you should not tell him

because it's like a little... Again, that damn moral dilemma thing. And, you

know, I just... He's a nice guy.

I know he's a nice guy. That's why you shouldn't fuck up his world by telling

him that I'm cheating on him. Maybe you should just stop sucking other dudes'

dicks. Okay, right now I stop.

Right now you stop. Right now. You're not going to do that anymore. No.

No. Please, just... Well, then we should just tell him that it's something that

you did and you feel bad about it. You're not going to do it anymore. No.

You just stop what you're doing, and then you don't have to tell him anything

because it's like it didn't happen.

I have to be inspired.

I'm sorry. I'm just that kind of person. I have to be inspired not to say

something. Wow. What's inspiring to you?

I like money.

Money's good. Yeah, money is pretty inspiring.

Money's good.

Money is good, yeah.

And how much money would be inspiring to make you not tell? You know, it's just

in this situation, I wouldn't feel right taking money from you because it's like

taking it from Mike, you know? That's just wrong.

Well, what else is inspiring to you? I don't know. We'll have to figure

something else out.

Like, oh, my God. So, I can't believe I'm doing this. What about a handjob?

A handjob? Yeah.

That's pretty good. That's what got you into this mess in the first place. I

mean, really. You don't even know what got me into this mess in the first

place. It's not a mess until you came along.

I'm just trying to do the honorable thing. I mean, listen, a handjob might

not be absolutely outrageous. It's something to think about.

Yeah, well... It's a good place to start. Yes, um... I mean, you know, of

course it still puts you in the wrong.

Negotiating with me.

What about a blowjob?

Wow, you went from hand to blowjob without so much as batting an eye.

You're a bit of a slut.

I tried to offer you money and you said it was not inspiring enough.

Yes, you offered me money, handjob, and a blowjob at this rate. I don't know

what else you're capable of.

I'll just go with it. You should ask for the world. Jesus, I don't know.

There's got to be something. Like, seriously, like, you know what?

No. We'll just... That's forward.

You either take it or leave it.

I mean, I didn't say no. I just said it's forward of you.

A little more up and down.

Oh, my God. You know.

Yeah, there you go.

You've done this before.

I hope you're enjoying this as much as I am. So far, it's a little awkward.

Oh, good.

Then we're both feeling that way.

Yeah. It'd be a little less awkward if my pants weren't all the way up,

actually. Oh, let's...

Why don't you take them off so we're feeling less awkward?

Okay. I'm already naked, so that's not awkward.

Since you insist, I'll just go ahead and drop these. So after I do this, I have

complete secrecy, silence, and I get pooped. Sure, I respond better when your

hand is doing something.

Wow,

right to the blowjob.

You're a hard man to please, so I just figured I'd show you instead of talking

about it.

You're good at that, but you've had some practice.

Now that I'm thinking about it, I should probably just go ahead and hop up here.

If you're a four or two.

Oh, my gosh.

At least you're not ugly, right? I thought you wanted to have sex.

I mean, if you don't want to, it's fine.

No, I want to.

It's fine. Get on the phone.

It's fine.

so

What did you do?

What? No, no, no.

Come on.

No, no, no.

I'll just give you a second.

Yeah. Okay.

Just use a towel you already had there.

Thanks. Bye.

Are you fucking kidding me?