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Hey, babe.

Where you at?

Salon?

How long are you going to be there?

We're supposed to be having a family day today.

You, me, and JC.

I understand that, but, I mean, today was supposed to be about us, about the

family. And now you're getting your hair and your nails done?

I mean, how long is this going to take?

I mean, that's like the majority of the day.

I get it, but I mean, the steaks are marinated and everything. We're ready to

go and we're just waiting on you and now you're not going to be here?

I mean, today was supposed to be about family, about us all being together.

And now you've just made it all about you.

You could have done this tomorrow.

You could have done this the next day.

Oh, okay. Look, you know what?

I got to go. All right.

Well, I guess your mom decided that she'd rather go to the salon than spend

the Memorial Day weekend with us.

That sucks, and that's typical of her.

Well, you know what? Look, hey, I don't know. You know what? Look, I'm not going

to let that get to us, and, you know, we're just going to go outside. We're

going to make gross mistakes, and, you know, we're going to have family day if

it's just you and I. There's nothing wrong with that, honestly.

I'm used to it and this is exactly why dad left her in the first place.

So no need to ruin our memorial day.

I know.

Well, you know, look, we're gonna, you know, I got this cool game for us. We

can play some, you know, floaty tic-tac-toe and, you know, let's, you

know, let's just forget about her and just have fun. Awesome. So let's do

this. Let's go. Okay.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, see?

Told you. I didn't know it was this big.

Yeah, got a little floaty tic-tac-toe thing here.

I think that'll be... A lot of fun. That'll be interesting.

It's so hot out here.

Yeah, well, hey, it's Memorial Day weekend.

We're going to make the most of it. Absolutely.

You know what?

You don't need your mom here anyway.

You're the X's or O's?

I'm X's or you're X's? You tell me.

Oh, well, you're grabbing the O's. Okay.

Okay.

So, do you want to go first or?

Yep. But what are we playing for?

I don't know. I mean, is this your effort to try to get some money out of

me again?

Well, I mean, we don't have to play for money.

Okay, because you don't have any.

I was going to say that we actually used to play this game in college.

The loser would have to remove an item of clothing.

You mean us?

Well, we're the ones playing, aren't we?

I...

Yeah, but I'm not sure that that's really appropriate.

It's not exactly inappropriate.

What, are you scared you're going to lose?

Oh, I'm going to lose.

Well, let's get it.

Okay. You go first.

All right.

Okay.

Really?

You didn't see that?

I mean, there it is.

So, what are you going to lose?

Those are the fools.

And your game.

This?

That's up to you.

Oh.

Hello.

Okay.

So, you ready for round two?

Let's get it.

All right.

So, winner goes first.

Go ahead. All right.

You thought you were going to get me with that one, didn't you?

Maybe not that one, but this one.

There you go.

Three in a row.

You've been practicing or something.

Are you just trying to get me naked?

I mean, I've been playing this game since I was a kid.

All right.

Well... I mean, rules are rules.

I guess the last thing to go is these.

That was easy.

I guess so.

But it's definitely not fair that I'm the only one naked.

I didn't lose.

Yeah, but it's more fun.

Still?

I mean, if you think it's fair.

It's only fair.

Oh my gosh. I did not know my stepdad was packing like that. That's...

Whoa, what are you doing?

I just wanted to feel it.

Yeah, but that's a little inappropriate.

I mean... Come on, I know Mom doesn't give you any.

How do you know that?

Well, she has no trouble not keeping her mouth shut. She's not very quiet, so...

I'm not hearing anything. Nothing's happening.

I mean, but what if she comes home?

She's not going to be home for like another two hours.

You know how she is when she's getting her nails done. Yeah, it's true, but I

mean, I just don't think we should be doing this.

Can I taste it?

I don't know, JC. This is really risky.

Well, didn't you serve our country?

Well, yeah, but I mean, that's, what does that mean?

It means I can thank you for your service.

Oh, okay, sure.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

How is it that you're so much better at that than your mom is?

I don't know. but I'm glad I am. You definitely are.

Maybe it's just because I pay attention.

Yeah, I would say so.

Just like that? Yeah.

Oh, my God. Yeah, it's cold. Deep breath.

This is so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my God. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh,

yeah. Oh, my God.

I don't know why mom puts it on with you so much.

You ready?

Oh yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, yeah. Take a look. Oh, my God. I feel so deep inside. Yeah?

Do you like what I've done for you?

I can't do it.

Yeah? I can't get a fucking knot. Oh, God.

You like that?

I love

to

watch that big cock go to work.

Daddy's cock.

Yeah.

What else do you wanna do for fun, Daddy?

That's a good one.

Daddy's dirty little girl.

Oh, that's the best memorial day ever.

See? I said I needed Mom to have all the fun.

Speaking of Mom, she can never find out about this, okay?

Well, I'm not gonna tell her. Hey, Pinky swear?