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Richard: Just think about it.
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On Saturday, over a
quarter-million people
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are gonna stream through that building.
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A veritable who's who of nobodies.
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Richard, we've tried
marketing at trade shows.
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We suck at it.
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No, I'm not talking about that.
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Let me ask you this:
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We need 120,000 phones, right?
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What is the first thing
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people do when they get in there?
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Log on to free Wi-Fi.
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But Hooli makes you download
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the Hoolicon app in order to sign in.
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So, what if we somehow hack
our code onto the app?
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Then we will have our 120,000
phones all in one day.
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I'm sorry. You're... you're
talking about sneaking our code
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onto people's phones without
them even knowing about it?
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I mean, that's malware, Richard.
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No. No, no, no. Think of it more as, um,
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forced adoption through
aggressive guerrilla marketing.
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Well, as a product of forced adoption,
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I can assure you there are consequences.
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- I like it.
- Well, hold on.
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Even if we get our code into that
app and onto all those phones,
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people are just gonna delete the app
as soon as the conference is over.
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People don't delete apps.
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I'm telling you. Get your
phones out right now.
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- (phones beep)
- Uh, Hipstamatic.
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Vine, may she rest in peace.
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- NipAlert?
- McCain/Palin.
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- (phone clicks)
- All right, this works in theory,
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but... penetrating the Hooli servers
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to hack their shitty convention app?
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We'd need a black hat
ninja for this one.
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I wonder where we can
find someone like that.
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No.
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- It's so great to see you, Mia.
- (chuckles)
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- How's Pakistan?
- It's so great.
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I was there for a while,
and as I said before,
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I have to go back there right after this
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for an extended period of time.
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Anyway, how's all this stuff going?
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You must be, like, dying of boredom.
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I am, but the terms of my plea agreement
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forbid me to touch a
computer or go online, so.
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Let me run a hypothetical by you,
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just to, like, exercise your brain.
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Like, for instance, if I had to hack
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the Hooli app servers, mess with an app,
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and push it out over a
venue's free Wi-Fi...
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how would I do it?
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It's a trick question, right?
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Because you wouldn't
hack the app server.
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You'd just launch a man-in-the-middle
attack with Pineapples.
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Google it. Speaking of...
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if they even catch me
talking about this,
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they could send me to
maximum security prison,
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but I think I found a way to get online.
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- No.
- There's a computer in the library
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that's not supervised on Sundays.
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I think if I can pull library
duty, I'll be able to sneak on
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and track down whoever ratted me out.
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I am going to destroy that motherfucker.
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Not if I destroy him first.
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(woman speaking on P.A.)
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Excuse me. What's your
policy on anonymous tips?
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- sync and corrections by Mr. C -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Fuck. Wi-Fi Pineapples. It's so obvious.
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Not to me.
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Look, we set up a bunch
of these at Hoolicon.
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We position ourselves between
everyone's devices and the real Wi-Fi.
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So, they log onto our boxes
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and our boxes log onto the real Wi-Fi?
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- Exactly.
- So, we show them a fake landing page,
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and force everyone to download a
doctored version of the Hoolicon app.
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And they'll never know the difference.
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No wonder Mia's in prison.
She's brilliant.
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- I think this might actually work.
- Erlich: Wrong!
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It'll never work.
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You don't even know what
we've been talking about.
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I don't need to, Richard.
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The truth is, we've tried and tried.
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Every time we've gotten
a whiff of success,
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a giant pelican by the name of Fate
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takes a four-and-a-half-pound
shit right on top of us.
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There are people who are destined for
greatness and people who are not.
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Richard, it seems you and I... are not.
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And so, I've had enough.
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I'm ending it all tonight.
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Suicide? I have a book for you.
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No, Gilf. Last night, when
I was sitting out there
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by the smoldering husk of my palapa,
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- so cruelly taken away from me...
- You burned it down yourself.
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which led me to my epiphany.
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This epiphany.
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"Greetings from Tibet. If you find
yourself in Qamdo prefecture,
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do drop in. Gavin Belson."
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That was addressed to me.
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No, that was addressed to
"Richard Hendricks and company."
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Company, of which I am a part.
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You're not seriously
thinking of going to Tibet?
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You're broke. How the fuck
are you gonna pay for that?
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That's where you come
in, my great friends.
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I figured we might pass the hat?
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Just give whatever you
are comfortable with.
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I'll pay for it, whatever it costs.
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Well, it seems the smallest
of us has the biggest heart.
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Thank you, young Jinathon.
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- Business class?
- Premium economy.
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You fly one way.
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Don't you need a visa to go to China?
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Yes. I can call my uncle in Beijing.
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He's very corrupt.
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That sounded... ominous,
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but, gents, it's as I was saying:
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Where there's a will, there's a way...
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just not for you guys.
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♪ ♪
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No, I will not help you on this mission.
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No?
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Richard, we always said we didn't
want to end up like Hooli.
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How are we like Hooli?
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We are trying to give free
Internet to the entire world.
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If we have to bend a few
rules here and there...
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I mean, it's all for the
greater good, is it not?
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Gavin Belson started out
with lofty goals too,
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but he just kept excusing immoral
behavior just like this,
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until one day all that was left
was a sad man with funny shoes...
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disgraced, friendless, and engorged
with the blood of a youthful charlatan.
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I am never going to be...
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any of that.
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Richard, not that long ago,
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you agonized over using a stolen log-in
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to get into a bake-off with Endframe,
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a company that stole from us.
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But now you're, what, shrugging off
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large-scale cybercrimes
against innocent civilians?
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It's a means to an end.
It's not who I am.
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I mean, Lincoln had to suspend
habeas corpus to end the war,
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- but he restored it after.
- Lincoln?
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Richard, it's not that easy.
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There's always a next time and
a next time and a next time.
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I cannot knowingly contribute
to your moral decay.
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Well, what if you didn't do it...
knowingly?
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You're always telling me how you
spent your entire childhood
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pretending that everything
going on around you was okay.
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- Uncle Jerry's game.
- Yeah, that.
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Let's play Uncle Jerry's game.
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Do you know what you're asking?
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♪ ♪
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Okay, guys, how we looking?
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- One second.
- Almost done.
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Gilfoyle: All 12 Pineapples
tested and packed.
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Richard: Jared, you can come in now.
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All right, all of our
swag is in the car,
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and I look forward to a
successful promotion
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of our legitimate space-saving app.
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Yup, that's what this is.
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Whatever.
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Well, now, gentlemen, this is it.
Goodbye.
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Obviously, I don't care to
make a big deal out of it,
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so I think it's sufficient
just to go around
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and each of you say a memory or two
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of times where I've profoundly
impacted your life.
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It doesn't have to be a profound impact.
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We're leaving now.
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- What?
- International flight.
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Four hours early.
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No, international flights
are three hours early.
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It's a new rule.
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(door opens)
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(chuckles) Gentlemen.
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Okay, let's have some fun.
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♪ ♪
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(people chattering)
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Richard: First hurdle down.
We're past security.
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Dinesh (quietly): That made me
nervous, sneaking all that shit in.
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Gilfoyle: Why? We're bringing
tech to a tech convention.
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♪ ♪
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When did Pied Piper get
added to the vendor list?
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Jared: C-4210.
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Oh.
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That looks like us.
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Jared: Oh no, that can't be.
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No. This is not what I was promised.
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- What? It's fine.
- But they told me
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that we would have prominent placement
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with proximity to high-traffic corridor.
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(laughs) We're in the
middle of the road here.
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- So?
- Yeah, who gives a fuck?
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Well, Jared does, and...
and we do as well.
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Uh, you know what? Why
don't you go check out
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what the bathroom situation's like?
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- Yes. Nothing would make me happier.
- Good.
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You know, I actually believe him.
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Okay.
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So, gentlemen,
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okay, while Jared's gone,
let's get our bearings.
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(quietly) All right, so, we are here.
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Now, you guys deploy the Pineapples.
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Start with high-traffic areas,
so that means entrances.
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People are setting up
equipment everywhere,
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so it shouldn't look that unusual,
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but be careful, don't get caught,
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- and remember why we are here.
- Winnie: Richard?
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Whoa. Winnie.
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- Hey.
- Hello. Hi.
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- Yeah. Oh.
- (both chuckle)
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I haven't seen you since...
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Since you threw yourself
down a flight of stairs
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to prove how smart you were.
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- That whole spaces-tab thing was...
- Kind of petty?
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Petty? No, I was gonna say "illustrative
of our vast differences."
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- Right. (chuckles)
- What are you doing here?
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I'm here helping my friend
launch his new company.
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Oh.
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"My friend." He's actually my boyfriend.
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- That's his booth right there.
- Richard: Oh wow.
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He's got a big one... I mean the booth.
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But, um, boyfriend, uh-oh.
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- Awkward. (chuckles)
- Why?
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Nothing. It's not. It's actually...
it's cool.
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Totally cool. Cool beans.
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Beans, beans, magical fruit.
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The more you eat, the more you...
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- Toot?
- Toot.
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Hey, Joel? Come over and meet Richard.
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Oh, not... not needed.
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- Joel, Richard.
- Not needed. Hey.
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Oh. Stairs guy.
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Uh, that's quite a booth you got there.
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Oh, yes, thank you. We really think
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our company's message is
worth getting out there.
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Yeah, us too. Us too.
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Um, we're just trying to be a bit
responsible with the spending.
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Sure, but when I sold my last company,
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I realized I had the luxury to
invest in something I believe in.
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- Mmm.
- Helping humanity thrive.
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That's why I decided to bring
PeaceFare into the world.
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Ah, good for you.
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Okay. It was great to meet you, Richard.
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Yeah, and you too.
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- Good seeing you.
- Not if I see you first.
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♪ ♪
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Not that you asked, but you
handled that very poorly.
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♪ ♪
248
00:11:32,940 --> 00:11:36,942
You know, Jian-Yang, the silence in
the car gave me some time to think
249
00:11:36,978 --> 00:11:40,212
about the fact that our
differences... Jesus!
250
00:11:41,549 --> 00:11:42,781
Sorry.
251
00:11:42,816 --> 00:11:44,783
(tires screech)
252
00:11:46,387 --> 00:11:48,953
(echoes) Jian-Yang!
253
00:11:48,989 --> 00:11:51,022
♪ ♪
254
00:11:55,629 --> 00:11:59,397
- Fuck you, fat fuck.
- Pineapple two is a go.
255
00:11:59,432 --> 00:12:01,933
Fucking look at him,
pictures everywhere.
256
00:12:01,968 --> 00:12:03,568
Fucking bearded baby.
257
00:12:03,603 --> 00:12:05,503
Cost us millions of dollars.
258
00:12:05,538 --> 00:12:07,405
It would make me very happy
259
00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:11,509
to pour boiling metal down
Keenan Feldspar's asshole.
260
00:12:11,544 --> 00:12:13,043
How would that even work?
261
00:12:13,079 --> 00:12:14,278
Flip and pour.
262
00:12:14,314 --> 00:12:17,081
He's gonna run, and then
you're slowly chasing him,
263
00:12:17,116 --> 00:12:19,650
trying to not spill your
vat of boiling metal.
264
00:12:19,686 --> 00:12:22,753
- You're gonna look like a fucking idiot.
- Fuck you.
265
00:12:23,656 --> 00:12:25,523
- Anybody looking?
- Dinesh: No, just go.
266
00:12:25,558 --> 00:12:27,725
(clattering)
267
00:12:28,828 --> 00:12:30,694
What's taking you so long? Hurry up!
268
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:33,063
(indistinct radio chatter)
269
00:12:33,099 --> 00:12:35,265
What are you boys up to?
270
00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:41,504
All right? I go through my slides.
Click, click, click.
271
00:12:41,540 --> 00:12:42,906
Jamiroquai plays.
272
00:12:42,942 --> 00:12:47,210
Now, I would very much like
to welcome my good friend,
273
00:12:47,246 --> 00:12:49,279
Keenan Feldspar!
274
00:12:51,316 --> 00:12:54,251
- Where the fuck is he?
- Keenan: Yo.
275
00:12:54,286 --> 00:12:56,419
Son, you're supposed to be
coming up from over there.
276
00:12:56,455 --> 00:12:59,222
Totally, I'm just really kind of
digging the vibe over on this side.
277
00:12:59,258 --> 00:13:01,725
- Uh, Terry?
- Terry (on P.A.): Yeah?
278
00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:04,526
- Kid wants to come from over here.
- Terry: Okay.
279
00:13:04,562 --> 00:13:06,129
Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment?
280
00:13:06,164 --> 00:13:09,265
This morning, Pied Piper were
281
00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:11,200
a last-minute add to the vendor list,
282
00:13:11,236 --> 00:13:14,370
so I started watching them and
noticed some suspicious behavior.
283
00:13:14,405 --> 00:13:16,505
I sent in for our
tactical response team,
284
00:13:16,540 --> 00:13:17,940
and with your permission,
I'd like to sweep
285
00:13:17,976 --> 00:13:20,242
the convention floor with
Yagi antennas, which are...
286
00:13:20,278 --> 00:13:21,843
- Hoover.
- Yes, sir.
287
00:13:21,879 --> 00:13:23,945
Four days ago, I spent $2 billion
288
00:13:23,981 --> 00:13:27,082
on a piece-of-shit VR gadget
that's never gonna work.
289
00:13:27,117 --> 00:13:29,685
I had to rebuild the
entire operating system
290
00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:33,422
just to get a 90-second demo
that could play on a phone.
291
00:13:33,457 --> 00:13:36,024
And by the grace of God, I
just may have pulled it off.
292
00:13:36,059 --> 00:13:38,927
And now you want to talk to
me about Pied fucking Piper?
293
00:13:38,962 --> 00:13:41,863
Sir, I'd like to think that if Gavin
Belson were here, we'd make sure...
294
00:13:41,899 --> 00:13:45,400
Gavin fucking Belson is not
here 'cause I fired his ass!
295
00:13:45,435 --> 00:13:47,836
Now, look, you go back to
your little security room,
296
00:13:47,871 --> 00:13:50,038
you sit in the corner
with a tinfoil hat on,
297
00:13:50,073 --> 00:13:52,774
and I swear, if I hear you
wandered down the hallway
298
00:13:52,809 --> 00:13:55,943
to take a piss, you are out on your ass.
299
00:13:55,978 --> 00:13:57,244
You got that?
300
00:13:58,715 --> 00:14:00,181
I do, sir.
301
00:14:00,216 --> 00:14:02,450
♪ ♪
302
00:14:07,557 --> 00:14:11,926
You know what? This might be a good
time for me to hand out some flyers.
303
00:14:11,961 --> 00:14:14,494
(whispers) Richard, six
Pineapples up, six to go.
304
00:14:14,530 --> 00:14:16,797
- Good.
- Something wrong?
305
00:14:16,833 --> 00:14:19,066
Yeah, actually. (clears
throat) Very wrong.
306
00:14:19,101 --> 00:14:22,069
PeaceFare is a game.
307
00:14:22,104 --> 00:14:23,904
- Dinesh: What?
- Yeah, look at his website.
308
00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:27,574
Give virtual coins to
virtual homeless people.
309
00:14:27,609 --> 00:14:32,178
Grow virtual corn to feed
virtual starving villages.
310
00:14:32,214 --> 00:14:34,314
What the fuck, right? I
mean, he's over there
311
00:14:34,350 --> 00:14:37,818
making all this noise about turning your
mobile device into an empathy machine,
312
00:14:37,853 --> 00:14:40,487
- but it's not doing anything.
- Fascinating, Richard.
313
00:14:40,522 --> 00:14:44,023
Have you heard anything about how
Pied fucking Piper is doing?
314
00:14:44,059 --> 00:14:46,226
Yes, our code is in the app,
the Pineapples are online,
315
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:49,295
and we're at 3700 downloads.
We're ahead of schedule.
316
00:14:49,331 --> 00:14:50,930
Shit. This could work.
317
00:14:50,966 --> 00:14:52,332
That's awesome.
318
00:14:52,367 --> 00:14:53,900
Yeah, exactly.
319
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:55,701
We are doing something real.
320
00:14:55,737 --> 00:14:59,037
He is not, but she's with him,
321
00:14:59,073 --> 00:15:02,708
and I'm the petty one. Okay,
well, what about the idea
322
00:15:02,744 --> 00:15:05,978
of growing real corn to
feed real starving people?
323
00:15:06,013 --> 00:15:08,280
- No.
- Yeah, his thing seems way easier.
324
00:15:08,315 --> 00:15:10,048
Yeah, you can do it on your
phone in your underwear.
325
00:15:10,084 --> 00:15:12,951
Just... plant the rest of
the Pineapples, please.
326
00:15:12,987 --> 00:15:15,220
♪ ♪
327
00:15:16,891 --> 00:15:19,657
(sighs)
328
00:15:19,693 --> 00:15:21,626
- Oh! Here he comes, folks.
- Oh, thanks.
329
00:15:21,661 --> 00:15:24,562
Richard Hendricks, the
Monet of compressionism.
330
00:15:24,598 --> 00:15:26,098
Jared. (clears throat)
331
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:28,934
Hey, which of the bathrooms is closest?
332
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:31,936
Uh, end of the row, 78
paces to the right.
333
00:15:31,971 --> 00:15:34,171
Great.
334
00:15:34,207 --> 00:15:37,275
Do you know this is the actual
laptop I used to code the app.
335
00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:40,077
Hey, let's take some without
my shoes, yeah? Perfect.
336
00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:41,178
Okay. Oh, hey, come.
337
00:15:41,214 --> 00:15:43,715
Yeah, so please start with my toes.
338
00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:44,783
Photographer: Oh, nice.
339
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:47,484
Joel: Can you... And these
are photos of irrigation,
340
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,353
captured in the rain.
341
00:15:49,389 --> 00:15:51,789
Photographer: Yeah,
it's gonna look great.
342
00:15:51,824 --> 00:15:52,990
Yeah, like that.
343
00:15:53,026 --> 00:15:54,458
Joel: Poverty and penthos.
344
00:15:54,493 --> 00:15:55,659
Photographer: That looks so good.
345
00:15:55,694 --> 00:15:57,259
Let's do another one.
Go on the other side.
346
00:15:57,261 --> 00:15:57,829
Joel: Yeah.
347
00:15:57,863 --> 00:16:00,031
(Joel talking indistinctly)
348
00:16:01,767 --> 00:16:04,768
♪ ♪
349
00:16:11,577 --> 00:16:13,477
- Did you do this?
- Man 2: What? What?
350
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,980
Did anyone see someone
touch this laptop?
351
00:16:17,015 --> 00:16:19,550
- Hmm? What?
- Oh God.
352
00:16:20,618 --> 00:16:22,986
This is very disturbing.
353
00:16:23,021 --> 00:16:24,620
Fuck it. I'm just gonna punch him.
354
00:16:24,656 --> 00:16:27,090
Yeah, right. Have fun
in jail, you moron.
355
00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:28,858
- Oh shit.
- Oh fuck, it's him.
356
00:16:28,893 --> 00:16:31,161
- What do we do?
- Uh, keep moving.
357
00:16:37,569 --> 00:16:39,134
Fuck, do you think he saw us?
358
00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:40,736
Oh, he saw us.
359
00:16:40,772 --> 00:16:42,037
- Fuck.
- He saw us see him.
360
00:16:42,073 --> 00:16:46,342
Shit. Wait. What if he
thinks we did it on purpose,
361
00:16:46,377 --> 00:16:48,110
like, we snubbed him?
362
00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:53,482
Fuck yeah. We just snubbed the
fuck out of Keenan Feldspar.
363
00:16:54,818 --> 00:16:56,751
- Hey, Richard.
- Hey.
364
00:16:56,787 --> 00:17:00,589
I'm letting everyone know you might
want to reset your critical passwords,
365
00:17:00,624 --> 00:17:02,324
because we've been hacked.
366
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:05,027
Oh! Uh, why... why would you say that?
367
00:17:05,062 --> 00:17:07,997
Someone changed my
PeaceFare screensaver...
368
00:17:08,032 --> 00:17:08,490
Hmm?
369
00:17:08,492 --> 00:17:09,866
and I know it wasn't
anyone on my team,
370
00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:11,332
because they all respect me too much.
371
00:17:11,368 --> 00:17:14,035
What did they change it to? If you
don't mind me asking, just 'cause...
372
00:17:14,070 --> 00:17:16,137
No, no, I won't dignify
it by repeating it.
373
00:17:16,172 --> 00:17:18,272
I'm just saying you
should take precautions.
374
00:17:18,308 --> 00:17:19,774
Also, Winnie spoke to security,
375
00:17:19,810 --> 00:17:21,977
and they're sending the
tactical response team.
376
00:17:22,012 --> 00:17:23,678
(coughs) The what?
377
00:17:23,714 --> 00:17:25,947
The... Oh, here they are.
378
00:17:25,983 --> 00:17:29,950
♪ ♪
379
00:17:34,124 --> 00:17:35,589
Oh shit.
380
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:39,160
Bingo. We've got hostiles.
381
00:17:39,195 --> 00:17:43,130
Red team, Sebastian, fan out
and sweep the entire venue.
382
00:17:45,434 --> 00:17:47,968
(beeping)
383
00:17:48,004 --> 00:17:50,470
(whispers) Hey, Richard.
Guess who has four thumbs
384
00:17:50,506 --> 00:17:52,472
- and just snubbed Keenan Feldspar.
- Us.
385
00:17:52,508 --> 00:17:55,175
Guys, someone called security, now
they're doing a sweep of the area.
386
00:17:55,210 --> 00:17:55,677
What?
387
00:17:55,679 --> 00:17:57,078
Okay? You've gotta go
pull all the Pineapples.
388
00:17:57,112 --> 00:17:58,579
What the fuck? Who ratted us out?
389
00:17:58,614 --> 00:18:01,548
I don't know. Probably we'll never know.
It's impossible to tell.
390
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:03,116
- (beeping)
- Just go. Go get... get them now.
391
00:18:03,152 --> 00:18:04,584
- Go. Just go. Please.
- (pounds table)
392
00:18:04,619 --> 00:18:07,387
♪ ♪
393
00:18:07,423 --> 00:18:08,788
Oh.
394
00:18:08,823 --> 00:18:11,058
- Bingo.
- (Dinesh whispers) Fuck!
395
00:18:11,093 --> 00:18:12,492
Come on.
396
00:18:12,528 --> 00:18:15,128
- (grunts)
- Bingo.
397
00:18:15,164 --> 00:18:17,096
Oh crap. We've got to split up.
398
00:18:17,131 --> 00:18:19,465
I'll take the food court. You
take the east concourse.
399
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,200
- I want the food court.
- Just go!
400
00:18:21,235 --> 00:18:22,435
Fuck.
401
00:18:24,338 --> 00:18:27,206
- Hey, man.
- F-f-f-fucking Keenan.
402
00:18:27,241 --> 00:18:31,143
- Hey, I have to go.
- Totally. Hey, did you snub me earlier?
403
00:18:31,179 --> 00:18:33,679
- No.
- Yeah, you did.
404
00:18:33,714 --> 00:18:35,414
You know you did.
405
00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:37,450
You made me feel bad. (sighs)
406
00:18:37,485 --> 00:18:40,286
I like to feel good. Why
would you do that to me?
407
00:18:40,321 --> 00:18:41,420
Seriously?
408
00:18:42,356 --> 00:18:43,956
You fucked us, Keenan.
409
00:18:43,991 --> 00:18:45,757
Richard was gonna take that deal,
410
00:18:45,793 --> 00:18:47,626
and then you pulled it
right out from under us.
411
00:18:47,661 --> 00:18:50,762
You cost me, personally,
a shit-ton of money.
412
00:18:50,798 --> 00:18:53,865
Whoa. Is that what Richard told you?
413
00:18:53,901 --> 00:18:57,502
♪ ♪
414
00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,639
(beeping)
415
00:19:03,811 --> 00:19:07,778
(whispering) Hey. So? They got every
single one, every single last one.
416
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,114
- Fuck!
- Jared: I don't want to hear this.
417
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,649
But we gotta be close, right? Like,
how many more phones do we need?
418
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,985
I don't know. Close isn't good enough.
No, this is binary.
419
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,153
Either we have enough or we don't.
420
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,722
Oh f-f-f-fuck. Okay, I have an idea.
421
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:22,893
So, I've got one Pineapple left. Now,
I've rigged some batteries on top of it,
422
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:24,695
- because we're gonna have to go mobile.
- Oh.
423
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,698
We have to try. Okay, I'm going
to put this in your backpack.
424
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:28,966
- Oh no.
- No, it's fine.
425
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,901
- I don't want it. I don't want it.
- Dinesh, it's fine.
426
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:32,536
And you, you're gonna
hold this kill switch,
427
00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:35,906
and then you're gonna walk into the most
densely populated area you can find.
428
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,842
All right? If you see
the security coming,
429
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,643
remember, you press that
button and, poof, you're gone.
430
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:40,412
Yeah? Okay.
431
00:19:40,414 --> 00:19:42,614
I'll get as many of those
motherfuckers as I can.
432
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:44,448
We'll be rewarded in the end.
433
00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:46,350
When the fuck were you gonna tell us?
434
00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:49,453
- Tell you what?
- You know what, fat sack of shit.
435
00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:51,355
- Richard, do you know what?
- No, I don't.
436
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,657
I-I... I don't know what.
Dinesh, you need to move.
437
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,642
Well, not until I find
out if you know what.
438
00:19:55,644 --> 00:19:56,293
(sighs)
439
00:19:56,327 --> 00:19:59,129
- Go on.
- Okay, fine.
440
00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:03,366
Fine. I messed with Joel's screensaver,
and then he told security,
441
00:20:03,401 --> 00:20:05,969
and now they're the ones
pulling up all the Pineapples.
442
00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:08,772
- What the fuck are you talking about?
- What are you talking about?
443
00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:11,340
You acted like you wanted to
take Keenan Feldspar's offer.
444
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:14,977
Well, I just ran into him.
He said you turned him down.
445
00:20:15,012 --> 00:20:20,349
Well, n... Okay, well... Who are
you going to believe, me or him?
446
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:23,152
Him. He showed me the
e-mail you sent him.
447
00:20:23,188 --> 00:20:24,320
Showed you the e-mail?
448
00:20:24,355 --> 00:20:26,289
- (beeping approaching)
- You fucking snake.
449
00:20:26,324 --> 00:20:29,992
Dinesh, you need to move, now.
Look, he pulled the deal.
450
00:20:30,027 --> 00:20:32,627
Yeah, but you didn't know that when
you sent him the e-mail, did you?
451
00:20:32,663 --> 00:20:34,797
Dinesh, you need to move.
I mean, come on.
452
00:20:34,832 --> 00:20:36,932
- You need to go. Go. Go.
- Man: Gentlemen.
453
00:20:36,967 --> 00:20:38,200
(beeps)
454
00:20:38,235 --> 00:20:41,036
I'm going to have to see the
contents of that backpack.
455
00:20:41,906 --> 00:20:44,073
Um... (Richard stammers)
456
00:20:45,242 --> 00:20:46,308
Bingo.
457
00:20:46,343 --> 00:20:47,509
Huh.
458
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:51,213
- ♪ ♪
- (sighs)
459
00:20:53,483 --> 00:20:55,450
What did you change it to, Richard?
460
00:20:55,485 --> 00:20:56,951
What?
461
00:20:56,986 --> 00:20:58,253
Joel's screensaver.
462
00:20:59,323 --> 00:21:01,155
It doesn't matter now.
463
00:21:01,191 --> 00:21:02,223
No?
464
00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:05,292
PoopFare.
465
00:21:05,328 --> 00:21:06,761
♪ ♪
466
00:21:06,796 --> 00:21:09,496
I'm sorry. PoopFare?
467
00:21:09,532 --> 00:21:12,466
Yeah, it was, like, a play on the name.
468
00:21:12,501 --> 00:21:16,670
Is it a play on the name?
PissFare would be way better.
469
00:21:16,706 --> 00:21:18,405
Or PenisFare.
470
00:21:18,441 --> 00:21:21,642
Or PeaceFart. That's just
changing one letter.
471
00:21:21,677 --> 00:21:24,545
Look, he... he turned around.
I had, like, a second, okay?
472
00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:26,012
It's the best I could come up with.
473
00:21:27,850 --> 00:21:29,015
PoopFare?
474
00:21:32,521 --> 00:21:33,787
PoopFare?
475
00:21:34,957 --> 00:21:37,257
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
476
00:21:37,292 --> 00:21:39,492
You sacrificed...
477
00:21:39,527 --> 00:21:41,728
everything that we've worked for...
478
00:21:43,065 --> 00:21:44,464
for PoopFare?
479
00:21:46,368 --> 00:21:48,534
How was PoopFare...
480
00:21:50,105 --> 00:21:51,871
for the greater good?
481
00:21:52,807 --> 00:21:53,773
It wasn't.
482
00:21:53,808 --> 00:21:56,576
You compared yourself to
Abraham Lincoln, Richard.
483
00:21:58,413 --> 00:22:00,079
Can you do me a favor?
484
00:22:01,383 --> 00:22:03,716
Can you say it so I know
I'm not hallucinating?
485
00:22:03,752 --> 00:22:05,718
- I just did.
- Just...
486
00:22:05,754 --> 00:22:07,119
- (Dinesh whispers) Just say it.
- say it.
487
00:22:07,155 --> 00:22:09,955
- Jared.
- Richard, look me in the eyes!
488
00:22:09,991 --> 00:22:13,759
Look me in the eyes, and you name...
489
00:22:14,728 --> 00:22:17,263
- our undoing!
- Hey, come on. Calm down now.
490
00:22:17,298 --> 00:22:21,433
- PoopFare! You reckless child.
- (door opens)
491
00:22:21,468 --> 00:22:24,336
Gentlemen. Come with me, please.
492
00:22:25,406 --> 00:22:26,905
♪ ♪
493
00:22:26,940 --> 00:22:28,006
Sit down.
494
00:22:29,075 --> 00:22:30,342
Well, well, well.
495
00:22:31,545 --> 00:22:32,544
Richard Hendricks.
496
00:22:32,579 --> 00:22:34,413
Sorry, do I know you?
497
00:22:34,448 --> 00:22:37,081
No... but I know all about you.
498
00:22:38,719 --> 00:22:42,120
These Wi-Fi Pineapples...
are they yours?
499
00:22:42,155 --> 00:22:43,888
♪ ♪
500
00:22:43,924 --> 00:22:46,090
Uh-huh.
501
00:22:46,126 --> 00:22:49,127
And this image from
the security footage?
502
00:22:49,162 --> 00:22:50,428
Gilfoyle (on monitor): Smell anything?
503
00:22:50,463 --> 00:22:53,464
These two individuals
look familiar to you?
504
00:22:55,568 --> 00:22:56,667
Last question.
505
00:22:58,538 --> 00:23:00,838
Do you recognize this?
506
00:23:00,873 --> 00:23:04,041
It's an interview I just
found from Code/Rag
507
00:23:04,076 --> 00:23:05,743
from October of this year,
508
00:23:05,778 --> 00:23:09,913
in which you said you and
Gavin Belson would, quote,
509
00:23:09,949 --> 00:23:12,082
"put Jack Barker out of a job."
510
00:23:12,117 --> 00:23:14,351
Did you say that, Richard?
511
00:23:16,322 --> 00:23:19,990
You know what? Yes. Yeah.
512
00:23:20,025 --> 00:23:21,124
Yeah, this is me.
513
00:23:22,361 --> 00:23:26,730
Because apparently
everything I say or type
514
00:23:26,765 --> 00:23:29,766
gets me into trouble,
because I'm a... idiot.
515
00:23:29,801 --> 00:23:32,201
- (paper flutters)
- Hoover: Well now.
516
00:23:36,441 --> 00:23:37,741
- Tenley!
- (door opens)
517
00:23:39,478 --> 00:23:41,611
What the hell are these
gentlemen doing in my office?
518
00:23:41,646 --> 00:23:43,880
We caught them with Pineapples.
519
00:23:43,915 --> 00:23:47,616
You mean the Pineapples that I hired
them to bring to the conference
520
00:23:47,651 --> 00:23:51,320
as part of a covert penetration
test of our Wi-Fi security?
521
00:23:51,356 --> 00:23:54,991
- Sorry, we didn't know.
- Hoover: You weren't supposed to.
522
00:23:55,026 --> 00:23:59,095
Now, give these gentlemen their
passes and equipment back
523
00:23:59,130 --> 00:24:00,930
and get them back on the floor.
524
00:24:03,467 --> 00:24:06,268
You know, you said some very nice things
525
00:24:06,303 --> 00:24:08,970
about Gavin Belson in that interview.
526
00:24:09,006 --> 00:24:12,207
You could've very easily kicked
a good man when he was down.
527
00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:15,310
Good luck with whatever
it is you're doing.
528
00:24:15,345 --> 00:24:19,747
I'd walk you down myself, but for
reasons I really can't get into...
529
00:24:20,717 --> 00:24:22,217
I'm not allowed to leave this room.
530
00:24:24,487 --> 00:24:25,553
Okay.
531
00:24:25,588 --> 00:24:28,456
♪ ♪
532
00:24:35,365 --> 00:24:38,098
There you are. You never
came back to the booth.
533
00:24:38,134 --> 00:24:39,867
You didn't want to see
how it all turned out?
534
00:24:41,337 --> 00:24:42,670
I wasn't really in the mood.
535
00:24:42,705 --> 00:24:43,738
Are you playing PeaceFare?
536
00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:47,842
Yeah. I just gave an orphan
her first calculator.
537
00:24:47,877 --> 00:24:49,444
Good. Good.
538
00:24:49,479 --> 00:24:52,579
(clears throat) But I've
got something much better.
539
00:24:55,517 --> 00:24:56,716
See that number?
540
00:24:57,987 --> 00:25:01,188
That is the number of installs
541
00:25:01,223 --> 00:25:03,790
that we've got from Hoolicon alone.
542
00:25:03,826 --> 00:25:06,793
We have moved all of Melcher's data
543
00:25:06,829 --> 00:25:09,629
onto a network of mobile devices.
(chuckles)
544
00:25:09,665 --> 00:25:12,499
- We did it.
- Do Dinesh and Gilfoyle know?
545
00:25:12,534 --> 00:25:14,200
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they know.
546
00:25:14,235 --> 00:25:16,035
Now that this worked,
they like me again.
547
00:25:16,071 --> 00:25:18,572
They're off getting
churros to celebrate.
548
00:25:18,607 --> 00:25:21,942
I told them that we would meet
them at Barker's keynote, so...
549
00:25:22,911 --> 00:25:23,910
come on.
550
00:25:23,946 --> 00:25:26,079
I mean...
551
00:25:26,114 --> 00:25:31,117
Richard, the fact that you think that
success justifies all your behavior...
552
00:25:31,152 --> 00:25:33,786
We were in crisis mode, okay?
553
00:25:33,821 --> 00:25:37,423
And yeah, I lost my head,
but crisis averted,
554
00:25:37,459 --> 00:25:41,060
so it's time to reinstate
habeas corpus, huh?
555
00:25:41,096 --> 00:25:42,561
Be Honest Abe again.
556
00:25:42,597 --> 00:25:44,864
What about the next crisis, Richard?
557
00:25:44,899 --> 00:25:45,766
(chuckles)
558
00:25:45,768 --> 00:25:48,368
Jared, this won't happen again. I swear.
559
00:25:48,402 --> 00:25:51,236
So, let's just enjoy it...
560
00:25:51,271 --> 00:25:52,771
for a minute.
561
00:25:53,908 --> 00:25:55,107
Please.
562
00:25:55,142 --> 00:25:58,843
♪ ♪
563
00:25:58,879 --> 00:26:01,913
- (bright music plays)
- Jack: Come on, give it up!
564
00:26:01,948 --> 00:26:05,517
- (cheers, applause)
- I love this company!
565
00:26:05,552 --> 00:26:07,419
And how about you?
566
00:26:07,454 --> 00:26:09,187
And how about Jamiroquai?
567
00:26:09,223 --> 00:26:12,724
- Ladies and gentlemen, oh, let's have it.
- (cheers, applause)
568
00:26:12,759 --> 00:26:15,960
But wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
569
00:26:15,996 --> 00:26:21,633
Wasn't the original title of their
chart-topping hit "Virtual Insanity"?
570
00:26:21,668 --> 00:26:24,702
Why is he singing "Virtual Reality"?
571
00:26:24,738 --> 00:26:28,272
- (scattered chuckling)
- You know, I may need a little help
572
00:26:28,307 --> 00:26:29,674
getting to the bottom of this
573
00:26:29,709 --> 00:26:33,844
from my very good friend,
Keenan Feldspar!
574
00:26:35,415 --> 00:26:39,016
(cheers, applause)
575
00:26:39,052 --> 00:26:42,619
Oh! There he is! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
576
00:26:42,655 --> 00:26:45,656
You guys ready to see the future?
577
00:26:45,691 --> 00:26:47,191
(cheering)
578
00:26:47,226 --> 00:26:49,492
You know, at the beginning
of the presentation,
579
00:26:49,528 --> 00:26:54,130
I told all of you to update
your HooliPhone OS, right?
580
00:26:54,166 --> 00:26:56,066
Now, I want you to go into "Settings,"
581
00:26:56,101 --> 00:27:00,571
and you're gonna find a brand-new
toggle labeled "HooliVR."
582
00:27:00,606 --> 00:27:01,404
Man: Woo!
583
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,640
You're gonna want to turn that on.
584
00:27:03,676 --> 00:27:05,442
Now, look under your seats.
585
00:27:05,477 --> 00:27:06,709
♪ ♪
586
00:27:06,744 --> 00:27:09,979
When you power up your HooliVR goggles,
587
00:27:10,014 --> 00:27:12,715
they will "automagically"
pair with your phone.
588
00:27:12,750 --> 00:27:14,150
Put 'em on
589
00:27:14,186 --> 00:27:16,286
and prepare to be amazed!
590
00:27:16,321 --> 00:27:20,156
- (gasps, murmuring)
- Keenan: Say hi to that barmaid for me.
591
00:27:20,192 --> 00:27:22,558
- Huh? Oh! Ow!
- (sparking)
592
00:27:22,594 --> 00:27:24,060
- (screaming)
- (phones sparking)
593
00:27:24,095 --> 00:27:26,428
Oh shit! Fuck!
594
00:27:26,464 --> 00:27:29,599
- (phones sparking, popping)
- (shrieking)
595
00:27:29,634 --> 00:27:30,800
What's going on?
596
00:27:30,835 --> 00:27:34,971
Uh, turn up the lights, please.
Something's happening here.
597
00:27:35,006 --> 00:27:37,039
- (phones sparking)
- Uh, stay calm.
598
00:27:37,075 --> 00:27:39,408
You don't think this had
anything to do with us, do you?
599
00:27:39,443 --> 00:27:41,484
We appear to have a bit
of a technical problem.
600
00:27:41,486 --> 00:27:42,378
(people yelping)
601
00:27:42,413 --> 00:27:45,214
I'm going to get to the
bottom of this right away.
602
00:27:45,249 --> 00:27:46,248
Man: Ow! Fuck!
603
00:27:46,283 --> 00:27:48,250
(peaceful music playing)
604
00:27:50,554 --> 00:27:53,288
Gelong-la, there is a
loud man here to see you.
605
00:27:53,324 --> 00:27:54,689
He says you sent for him.
606
00:27:54,725 --> 00:27:57,959
Qamdo in the house! (laughs)
607
00:27:57,995 --> 00:28:00,061
Whoa! Haircut?
608
00:28:01,231 --> 00:28:03,297
Are you fucking kidding me?
609
00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:04,398
No.
610
00:28:05,669 --> 00:28:07,435
I'm really here.
611
00:28:07,470 --> 00:28:10,605
(hip-hop music playing)
612
00:28:14,076 --> 00:28:15,476
♪ Woo! ♪
613
00:28:21,351 --> 00:28:23,618
♪ Yo, pull up to the spot ♪
614
00:28:23,653 --> 00:28:25,719
♪ High as ever, Know the code ♪
615
00:28:25,755 --> 00:28:27,254
♪ Out in London, Got my dawgs wit me ♪
616
00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:29,789
♪ Bitches love us 'cause we
keep it realer than most ♪
617
00:28:29,824 --> 00:28:31,290
♪ They love the way I talk ♪
618
00:28:31,325 --> 00:28:32,824
♪ I blend in like I'm from the ends ♪
619
00:28:32,860 --> 00:28:34,726
♪ But I just flown in from New York ♪
620
00:28:34,762 --> 00:28:37,296
♪ What's the word? Visions is jumping ♪
621
00:28:37,331 --> 00:28:39,265
♪ Milk hit my line,
Phaze bring the haze ♪
622
00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:42,168
♪ Skep is on the way,
Jammer hit my line ♪
623
00:28:42,203 --> 00:28:43,702
♪ Bring blakie for the energy ♪
624
00:28:43,737 --> 00:28:45,571
♪ I'm everywhere like surround sound ♪
625
00:28:45,606 --> 00:28:47,272
♪ You could never get rid of me ♪
626
00:28:47,307 --> 00:28:49,006
♪ Dawg, I been global ♪
627
00:28:49,042 --> 00:28:51,242
♪ Them cats just now getting passports ♪
628
00:28:51,278 --> 00:28:54,879
♪ So we on now, World's
Fair, so we on now ♪
629
00:28:54,914 --> 00:28:56,414
♪ Yeah, it's grind time ♪
630
00:28:56,449 --> 00:28:58,616
♪ Queens shit, yeah, it's our time ♪
631
00:28:58,652 --> 00:29:01,986
♪ We on now, World's
Fair, so we on now ♪
632
00:29:02,021 --> 00:29:03,788
♪ Yeah, it's grind time ♪
633
00:29:03,823 --> 00:29:06,057
♪ Queens shit, yeah, it's our time ♪48756
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