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♪ ♪

This is where it all began, gentlemen.

The birthplace of Hooli.

Peter Gregory's mother's garage.

That was Peter's workstation.

This was mine.

Things sure have changed.

But in a way, they've
stayed exactly the same.

As we forge our new path together,

we must remain focused on
what's really important...

not material success or wealth,

but this, the spirit of innovation...

a few coders, some ramen, and a dream.

And that is why I brought you here.

All right. Let me show you
the rest of the place.

(whirring)

Gilfoyle: Ah. You've got a
garage inside your garage.

Impressive.

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I'll move you in as soon as
construction is complete.

It's going to be exquisite.

Frank Gehry has really outdone himself.

Yeah. Frank is the fucking best.

He does all my buildings.

Richard: Okay, guys. We're all set up.

Shall we?

Yes! Let's do it, of course.

Richard: All right. So, in building
this peer-to-peer Internet,

the paradox that we're up against is

that people won't want to participate
until the quality is high,

and the quality won't
be high until, um...

and the quality won't be high

until we have a lot of people
opt in to the network,

so that presents a little
bit of a-a... a unique...

Continue.

Oh. Uh, okay.

It presents a bit of a problem what with

that we kind of need to build... Oh.

Uh... (stammers)

Richard, everything okay?

I don't know. Is it?

Oh, sorry. Guys, Bryce. Bryce, guys.

Uh, actually, we've met.

Oh. Hey, Donald.

Uh, it's Jared now.

- So, Gavin. Bryce is...?
- (machine beeps)

- Very discreet.
- (whirring)

Keep going. This is great.

Uh, is Bryce your assistant?

No, of course not. He's
my transfusion associate.

Which is?

Are you really not
familiar with parabiosis?

Can't say that I am.

Well, the science is
actually pretty fascinating.

Regular transfusions of the blood
of a younger, physically fit donor

can significantly retard
the aging process.

And Bryce is a picture of health.

Just look at him. He looks
like a Nazi propaganda poster.

Oh.

♪ ♪

(people chattering)

Erlich: This is quite the baby shower.

I bet you think you're
some big swinging dick,

now that you're getting invited
to all these fancy VC soirees.

Yes. My dick is very enormous...

and my app made Raviga a lot of money.

And I still pay no rent.

Nobody likes a braggart, Jian-Yang.

Hey, guys.

Hello. Congratulations. You're pregnant.

Erlich: No, no, no. No,
she... No, she... No, no.

Uh-uh.

(clears throat) FYI, Monica,

my invite must have gotten
lost in the e-mail,

but young Jinathin was kind enough

to add me as his plus-one.

Don't look at me. This
is all Ed Chen's doing.

- (chattering)
- Erlich: Is that Aarush Agrawal?

- Monica: Mm-hmm.
- I thought he retired.

He's still on the board.

What would a cofounder
of Raviga be doing...

at a baby shower?

- How often is he even in the building?
- Like once a year.

Ed Chen threw this whole thing
just to suck up to Laurie.

Monica...

this is not a baby shower.

This is a coup.

What are you talking about?

Ed Chen didn't throw this
party to impress Laurie.

He threw it to oust her.

Invite all these misogynistic A-holes

who think that pregnancy is a weakness,

convince them that she's shirking

her responsibilities at Raviga.

You said it yourself,

there's more dick in here

than a synthetic pussy convention.

I didn't say anything close to that.

- No?
- No.

(inhales deeply) Regardless, Ed
Chen and Aarush are bro'ing down.

I suggest you get in
before you get cut out.

You see this guy?

Monica: Tequila shots at a baby shower.

You want me to join the frat house?

Unfortunately, in this climate, Monica,

- you either bro down or you go down.
- Monica.

Laurie is also pregnant.

Jian-Yang, are you drinking creamer?

It's half-half.

♪ ♪

Which brings us to our one
final, crucial question.

What value can we offer now to the user

to entice them to download the
app and opt in to our network?

And the answer is...

the brand-new Pied Piper app.

The app will take all of the data

on a person's phone and compress it,

freeing up 20 percent more storage.

They can have half of that free memory,

while we will take the other half,

walled off on their phone,
for our own future use.

- It's a win-win.
- Gavin: Mmm.

That's very well thought out.

Well done, gentlemen.

So, when do we announce?

Announce what?

Richard, when I do something, it's news.

Don't you think you
want to lean into that?

We'll announce, rack
up huge user interest,

and then do a massive
public launch at scale.

Uh, no. We planned this
under the assumption

that it would be rolling out quietly

and not really talking about
our ultimate intentions.

Besides, rolling out at scale
is a completely different model

with vastly different technical
and business challenges.

And we're not prepared for that.
No. I think we'd all agree

that a... a stealth rollout
would be best for this one.

Mmm.

(inhales sharply)

Gavin: Bryce?

Did you have a thought?

Uh, well...

you know, it just seems
like a missed opportunity.

I mean, shouldn't you figure out

how a big launch would work

before you just say no to it?

- Hmm.
- Or... Or not.

You know, it's not my company.

That is so true.

You know, Richard, Bryce
makes a good point.

Why don't you guys just whip
up an alternate launch plan

with a big public rollout, and then
we can compare apples to apples.

Gavin, all-all... all due respect.

This plan took two weeks to develop.

Hard work is the price of greatness,

so let's get to work.

Woo!

Well, this meeting was just
absolutely fucking great!

Richard, Donald... Goldfoil!

(breathes deeply)

Woo! (laughs)

Go team!

Woo!

Uh... the fuck just happened?

- (clears throat) Hey, Bryce?
- Yeah?

Wh... uh, next time you're at
a meeting of our company,

of which you are not a
part of in any respect,

can you please keep your
little ideas to yourself?

I'm... I'm sorry. I'm just... I'm
just trying to be helpful.

Richard: Well, you weren't, at all.

I mean, we had him on our side,

because I'd basically
just convinced Gavin

that a stealth rollout
was the best idea.

Uh, you know, well, I...

It's just a stealth rollout doesn't
sound like the way to go to me.

What-What... What are you talking about?

I mean, Gavin has obviously had a
lot more success than you, Richard,

and I just think having an
asset like Gavin Belson

- on your side...
- What'd you say?

- You dick!
- Whoa!

You dick! You dick!

- Okay.
- Whoa. All right.

- Fuck you!
- Okay. It's okay.

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- It's okay. It's okay.

This is already the best job I ever had.

♪ ♪

I don't know what to say.
I am so, so sorry.

I just couldn't let Bryce
talk to you like that.

- Did I frighten you?
- Richard: No.

Fuck him, right?

And fuck Gavin.

I mean, what, we take his orders now?
He's our boss?

We're supposed to be partners,
you know, like equals. Right?

And what? He's taking the advice

of that stupid, little
pretty boy over me?

Wait. He has a garage in his garage?

And he has a yacht with a pool on it

and a pool with a yacht in it.

And he has a real, live blood boy.

What? He has an actual blood boy?

That's real?

Yeah, he's real. Real mouthy.

I mean, he's sticking his
perfectly symmetrical face

into actual smart people's business.

I mean, that Ken doll probably thinks
traversing a binary search tree

runs in the order of "n,"
instead of "log n." Idiot.

Jared called him a dick.

Seriously? To his face? No.

- Yeah.
- Dinesh: That sounds awesome.

But it's probably nothing compared
to the thousands upon thousands

of gnarled male genitals

that you get to see
every day at your job.

- (mutters) Fuck.
- (door opens)

- Hey.
- Hi.

- Brought you some dinner, 'Neshi.
- Thank you.

- (Mia giggles)
- "'Neshi"?

Shut the fuck up, Gilfoyle.

You just missed these idiots

telling me how hard they're selling out

by working for fucking Galvin Belson

in his disgusting lap of luxury.

Seriously, how can you
work for that asshole?

My man, the Gavin Killer,

would never compromise his
principles for money.

Oh, no?

No, he would not.

And he is busy doing the rewarding work

of keeping the Internet free
of graphic sexual imagery.

Hey, can we eat later?

Of course. (giggles)

I'm gonna go put this in the fridge.

Okay. Yeah. Thank you.

Hey, you actually still haven't told her

- that your takedown of Gavin Belson...
- Shh!

- was an accident?
- (Dinesh whispers) It hasn't come up.

- We were just talking about him...
- (phone plays tune)

- with her, so it did come up.
- Just...

- Gavin. Hello.
- Hey, could you...

Gavin (on phone): Richard, did you and
a member of your team verbally assault

my transfusion associate?

Do you have any idea
what that kind of stress

could do to his cortisol levels?

And therefore, my cortisol levels?

Y... Yeah. Well, uh, he's not
technically in the company,

and he kind of just butted in, so...

Is your ego so fragile

that if someone disagrees with you,

you have to demean them?

I want you to go and apologize
to Bryce immediately.

Why should I apologize?

Why should I be in business

with someone who treats support
staff with such contempt?

You can tell a lot about
a person's character

by how they treat the
little people, Richard.

I bet you're mean to waiters, too.

(guffaws) What? No. I'm...
I'm awesome to waiters.

Well, then I suggest you
be awesome to Bryce, too.

His blood is flowing
through my veins, Richard.

- Make this right.
- (line clicks)

Fucking blood boy.

(knocking)

What do you want, Richard?

Bryce, I wanted to
swing by and apologize

for yelling at you when you offered

your very unsolicited opinion.

Also, on behalf of Jared,

we mean no disrespect to you
or your career choice. Okay?

My career choice?

You think that I moved out
here to be a blood boy?

- Did you know I have a degree in CS?
- You do?

Yeah, but you probably thought that I
was just, you know, some dumb jock.

Well, that's typical, because
people who look like me,

we never get taken seriously
in the tech business

by people who look like you.

You're biased.

Whoa. Hang on. I am not biased. Okay?

Aw, come on! Hey, the
whole business is biased!

I mean, that's the only way
that a good-looking guy like me

could get in a room with Gavin
Belson, is by being a blood boy!

And that sucks. I... I got
to work out constantly.

I can't have a beer with my friends.
I can't eat junk food.

Do you know that Gavin
made me go full veg?

I mean, fuck soy, man!

But to people like you, I'm
just a beautiful bag of blood.

But you know what? I got some
pretty good fucking ideas,

and Gavin actually
listens to those ideas.

It took a while, but he respects me.

And you know what, Richard Hendricks?

You clearly fucking don't.

- So good night.
- W...

♪ ♪

Hey, look, it's Osama Bin Fuckin'.

Thought you were staying
at Mia's tonight.

I was going to, but, alas, I
had some intestinal distress,

so I couldn't stay, which really
sucks because she's so great,

which really is horrible,
because it's so hard

to be away from her, because
she's so great. Can I contin...

I have no diarrhea. I lied.

I am so fucked. This
girl is gonna kill me

- or get me killed.
- Do tell.

So, she's super attractive, and she's
super smart, and she's way into me,

like way more than a
normal person should be.

And sex! There's so much sex!

The problem is the part after.

When you have to apologize.

No. When we do pillow talk.

Oh. That's the best part.

Everything before that is just foreplay.

Not with her. She'll
tell me how cute I am,

and how into me she is,

and how she hacked into
Bowman Avenue dam.

That was the Iranian
Revolutionary Guard.

No. It was her. She pinned it on them.

She flooded an area being
surveyed for hotel construction.

Just to confirm, honesty
is off the table, right?

Because it seems like
the longer you wait,

the... the worse it's gonna get.

I'm with Jared. You should wait.

I have to end it, right now.

- First thing Monday.
- Mmm.

Well, Saturday is her sister's wedding.

And then Sunday... you know, Sundays
are just for me, you guys know that.

Wait. Her sister's wedding?

- That's what you should be afraid of.
- Why?

Gilfoyle: That's a threshold
that you don't want to cross.

Well, I mean, weddings
are very public events

with photographers
taking pictures of you

- indelibly tied to her.
- (door opens)

Jared: Those are forever photos.

- Forever.
- (door closes)

(slowly) Fuck.

Hey, guys. I'm trying to find Erlich.

Is he... "holding"?

♪ ♪

I'm afraid you caught me
at an inopportune time.

I'm long overdue to a
trip to my dispensary,

so I don't have much.

But I have Bubba Kush,

Chocolate Thunder, Barbara Bush,

Barbara Streisand, Barbara Bush, Jr....

Yeah, this... this is plenty.

No, no. That... That's
actually for my astigmatism.

- Okay.
- (stammers)

This is in case of emergency only.

I'll need it if an earthquake occurs.

Okay. Just give me whatever.
I don't care.

It's not for me. It's for Ed Chen.

What are you up to, clever girl?

Well, I took your advice.

It wasn't pretty, but, uh, I
bro'ed down with him pretty hard.

I mean, I think I did. It's...

To be honest, I was kind
of all over the map.

I shotgunned a warm beer,

and then I acted all blown away

when he showed me 40 minutes
of snowboarding videos

set to Diplo remixes.

Good on you.

But it worked.

I'm in. Ed copped to everything,

and said that as long as I
don't say anything to Laurie,

- I have a seat at the table.
- Huh.

Wait. Did he say that? Those
were his exact words?

You'll have a seat if
you don't tell Laurie?

Yeah. So?

Oh, dear. That does not
bode well for you.

- (lighter flicks)
- What do you mean?

Well, if Ed Chen is afraid of
you saying anything to Laurie,

then that means that the
deal isn't solidified yet.

He doesn't have the votes.

Unfortunately for you, that would mean

you may have put your
money on the wrong horse.

So you mean Laurie still has a
chance to survive this coup?

Well, then why did you say I
should bro down with Ed Chen?

I say a lot of things, Monica.

I say a lot of things.

♪ ♪

Um... I know you think

I'm some sort of crusading badass

who built a ticking time bomb

and slipped it to Gavin
Belson to bring him down

as retribution for his wrongdoings.

But the truth is,

because of my gross incompetence

during my brief and utterly
disgraceful tenure as PiperChat CEO,

I incurred billions of
dollars in COPPA fines

by exploiting underage users,

and was saved only by my own cowardice,

which led to me throwing up on myself.

Anyway, I'll show myself out.

(breathes deeply)

I'm so proud of you.

It took guts for you to tell me this.

Oh, no, no, no, it didn't actually.

Full disclosure... I
knew all about this.

I hacked into your phone

the first night we were together

when you were in the bathroom.

I was in there a while.

I was hoping that once
I earned your trust,

you'd feel comfortable telling me.

- And you finally did!
- I did.

This may sound crazy, but if
you hadn't by this weekend,

I was actually considering disinviting
you from my sister's wedding.

- (both laugh)
- No way.

But you trusted me with your big secret.

So I'll trust you with another of mine.

- Oh, no, you don't have to. You don't.
- Shh-shh! Shh!

(whispers) I hacked the
elevators at the Freedom Tower.

(slowly) No.

(kisses)

♪ ♪

Fucking kill me and send me
to the horrors of heaven.

It'd be better than this shit.

Guys, I know this has
been a ton of work,

and we wouldn't have to do it if
pretty boy kept his mouth shut,

and the stealth launch is
still clearly the play,

but now we can show Gavin that
we fleshed out both options.

And we can still push
the space-saving app...

and not talk about our new
Internet until we're ready.

- Ahoy, gents.
- Geary Street.

What, you're eating health food now?

- (scoffs)
- Can you imagine?

(laughs)

Geary Street Organics is
not a health food store?

(chuckles) Richard, you are a stitch.

No, it's my dispensary.

I mean, they have some edibles there.

- They're not very healthy.
- Fucking blood boy.

♪ ♪

- Hey.
- Hey.

Uh, yeah. I was walking
around your 'hood,

and I thought I'd swing by,
and we could talk about tech,

you know, 'cause we both
know so much about it.

- Cool.
- Oh, man.

I-I... I don't know if you know this,

but you... your eyes are
super red right now.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, I have allergies.

Really? This time of year? Huh.

Uh, hey, um, look, w... what are doing?

Oh, just... just hanging, man.
Why? You paranoid?

Paranoid? No.

You know, Bryce, I got to be honest,

I'm a little hungry. Do
you have anything to eat?

Uh, just some creatine,
protein powder, soy extract.

Well, I'm kind of looking for
something a little bit more sweet.

(laughs) Oh, Bryce!

Yeah. That... That's not mine. (scoffs)

That's for my guests.
My... My fat guests.

You know, the fella who
owns the house I live in,

he buys food like this,

because when he uses
the products he buys

at the very same health
food store you go to,

he gets cravings...

for food just like this.

And this stuff is not
good for your blood.

Geary Street Organics isn't
a food store, is it?

It's a pot dispensary.

Isn't it? Ha.

I got you, Bryce! You fuckin' liar!
(laughs)

You said you had a degree in CS.

Well, bullshit. I checked.

It's not Computer Science.

It's "Calisthenic Studies."

What? What?

You listen to me, you
muscle-bound, handsome Adonis.

Tech is reserved for people like me.
Okay?

The freaks, the weirdos, the misfits,

the geeks, the dweebs, the dorks!

Not you.

Oh, and your days

of leeching off Gavin Belson are over.

Game over, blood boy.

You fuckin' nerd.

Monica: Laurie?

Look. (sighs)

I know you've been
unhappy with me lately.

Correct.

Look. I'm asking you to
trust me on something.

Ed Chen has been making
moves behind your back

with the other partners to try
and force you out of Raviga.

You are referring to
the baby shower ruse.

- You knew about that?
- Monica, this is my fourth child.

I am no stranger to these
types of machinations.

However, I have
countervailed it with my...

Your fourth child?

Yes.

As I was saying...

I have spoken to our top LPs

and lined up enough of them in order
to leave Raviga and start a new firm.

It struck me as a opportune
time to jump ship.

Holy shit! You're a fuckin' ninja.

No.

Even though your disclosure just now

had absolutely no actionable value,

it did reveal tremendous loyalty,

so... all is well now.

So, you're not mad at me anymore?

No, Monica.

I am a human being, just like you,

like Ed Chen...

and this.

Furthermore...

a question, Monica.

Would you care to jump ship with me?

You are, after all, my best friend.

What?

- ♪
♪
- (church bell ringing)

- (people chattering)
- (camera clicks)

(mutters) Oh... fuck.

Mia: What are you guys doing?

Man: Hands behind your back, now!

- (guests murmuring)
- Mia: Get your hands off me!

- Oh, um, I got it.
- Man: Ma'am, calm down.

- Mia: You can't do this!
- Woman: Let her go!

Mia: I want my lawyer!

- And just take the cuffs off.
- What is the meaning of this?

- Dinesh, they're arresting me!
- What?

Step back, sir.

Good people of the FBI,

I don't know what sorts
of things you were told

or who told them to you...
we may never know...

but I can assure you that
this young woman is...

- (grunts)
- (Mia gasps)

(knocks)

Gavin. I'm sorry to drop in on you,

but I happened to have a very
enlightening conversation

with your "transfusion associate."

So did I.

S... S... Sorry?

Come in, Richard.

Oh wow.

It's all broken... again.

- Mind the glass.
- (glass crunching)

Okay.

He's writing a tell-all?

Apparently, he landed
a very lucrative deal

to air my dirty laundry over the years.

He said it was his
only career move left.

I told you, Richard,
everything I do is news.

But didn't he sign an NDA with you?
I mean, can't you sue him?

That would only prove everything he's
saying is true and make it worse.

Speaking of, I had my blood
tested this morning.

My cholesterol is through the roof.

At this rate, I'll be
dead by the age of 120.

Oh, no. That... I'm so sorry.

No. Richard, I'm sorry.

I told you that a big public rollout

of our product would be
good for the company.

The truth is, I thought it
would be good for me...

(emotionally) to change the narrative
that I'm a fraud and a failure.

Come on, Bryce is the fraud.

And yet, I sat here taking
business advice from him.

A fucking blood boy.

Just look at me.

I'm a fraud, and everyone knows it.

And when I fell, not one
person stood up for me.

What does that say?

I just think it's all over for me now.

No, it's... it's not over. Look...

I chose to partner with you.
That... That says something.

You didn't want me.

You wanted the patent. If I
had just given it to you,

you would've walked out that
door and never looked back.

Fuck it!

(emotionally) I'm done.

Done? No.

No, Gavin, you're not... you're not done.

I mean, what about our company?

What about the new Internet?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Gavin, uh...

♪ ♪

- (phone ringing)
- (clears throat)

- (Gavin shouts) Fuck you, God!
- (glass shatters)

What have I done to deserve this?

(glass shattering)

Yes. CJ Cantwell, please.

(door opens)

Something you want to
share with us, Richard?

I take it you saw the interview?

"Belson and Hendricks prepare to launch

a Pied Piper product soon."

So much for a stealth rollout.

You went along with him after all.

TechCrunch and Recode,

and The Wall Street Journal
picked it up as well.

Gilfoyle: I hate to invoke the Nazarene,

but, Jesus Christ, what
the fuck, Richard?

Guys, in a world where...

there is no Gavin Belson,

yeah, the stealth rollout
was the best play.

But we need his patent, and his funding,

and, also, we need his brain.

I know this is going to be
a shit-ton of work, but...

Gavin is our partner. We need
him engaged. I made the call.

Well, sometimes you have
to make compromises.

I mean, I once slept with the head
of an assisted-living facility

to get my friend Muriel
bumped up the wait list.

Am I proud of it? No.

Do I regret it?

(laughing) I'm out!

Oh my God. Oh!

Out of what exactly?

My relationship!

The wedding got raided.

The FBI got an anonymous tip
about Mia's hacking exploits.

Can you believe that? Just my luck!
I'm home free!

You ratted your girlfriend
out to the FBI,

because you're too big of a
pussy to break up with her?

I'll never tell, but yes, yes, I did.

The FBI lady hit me in the face,

so Mia's never going to suspect me.

Uh, Richard, now that Mia
and I have parted ways,

can I come work for you at Gavin's?
Please, please, please.

Well, uh, yes, Dinesh, of course.

Uh, in fact, we just
announced, so climb aboard.

(laughs) Awesome! I'm going to go
call Periscope, tell them I quit.

Best day ever. No more dick pics!

- (phone plays tune)
- Uh...

(clears throat) Hello, Gavin.

Gavin (on phone): Richard, I
read your little article.

What you said means a great deal.

I'm sure if the situation was
reversed, you'd do the same for me.

Absolutely not. I would've let you
bleed to death in the street.

- Oh. (chuckles)
- Gavin: And that gives me pause.

I have a lot of work to do, Richard.

We all do, so get back
on the saddle, you.

- (chuckles)
- Gavin: No, Richard.

I have a lot work I
need to do on myself.

I'm going away.

For, like, the weekend or...?

Gavin: No, Richard. Many weekends.

Weekdays as well.

- (knocks on door)
- Where...

Uh, hang on. There's
someone at the door.

Gavin: I know. I sent you something.

Consider it a little parting gift.

(jet engines whirring)
Good luck to you, Richard.

♪ ♪

It's from Gavin.

What is it?

It's the patent.

He just signed over
full ownership to me.

On the phone, he said he was
going to go find himself.

I think... Gavin's gone.

Well, what about his funding?
And his brain?

I think he took both of those with him.

- (door opens)
- (straining) We got one more thing.

(door closes)

All right! What has two thumbs,

zero dick pics, and just quit Periscope?

What the fuck is that?

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(hip-hop music playing)

♪ Mic check ♪

(laughs) ♪ Mic check ♪

- ♪ One, two, three ♪
- ♪ One, two, three ♪

♪ Too many rappers, and there's
still not enough MCs ♪

- ♪ It goes three, two, one ♪
- ♪ Three, two, one ♪

♪ MCA, Ad-Rock, Mike D,
that's how we get it done ♪

♪ Like ladies and gents, attention ♪

♪ Nas in the house with Beastie Boys ♪

♪ We can turn it out ♪

♪ Perpetrators, we can point 'em out ♪

♪ So if you've got somethin' ♪

♪ On your mind, let it out ♪

♪ Like a Nexus-6 ♪

♪ Comin' home to roost ♪

♪ Handheld 58 ♪

♪ When it's time to get loose ♪

♪ Don't need the ear goggles ♪

♪ Put me through the speakers ♪

♪ Like a scientist ♪

♪ With tubes and beakers ♪

♪ Have MCs over ♪

♪ My house and fix 'em brunch ♪

♪ But you rappers? ♪

♪ We goin' out, goin' dutch ♪

♪ So pass me the sword ♪

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