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♪ ♪
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I know it's the middle
of the night.
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I really just need
five minutes of your time.
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Okay.
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Holy shit. What happened?
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I was working through some issues.
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Mind the glass.
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What the fuck is this?
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It's a license...
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for your peer-to-peer
computer communication patent.
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It's... It's very standard stuff.
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Essentially, in exchange
for your patent,
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you would get
a royalty and equity
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in the new company
that I'm starting up.
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So if you just, uh,
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sign there
by the Post-It note,
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and I will take it and leave,
and you will never see me again.
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Are you joking?
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Uh, well, I guess
we could hang out.
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Richard, stop talking.
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I was just
ousted from my own company,
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a company I built
from the ground up.
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My legacy is in ashes.
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Oh. Come on, I wouldn't...
I wouldn't say that.
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Well, The Wall StreetJournal said that.
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Oh? I lost everything because
of something you did,
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and you're here at 3:00 a.m.
asking me for a favor?
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Really? You're a mean person,
Richard. Do you know that?
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You are a bad guy.
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No. No, no, no.
I wouldn't say that.
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I think, maybe, what's happening is
that you're just not understanding
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the technology
I'm trying to build here.
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Oh, so now I'm stupid, too?
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I know what
the technology is, Richard.
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I have a patent on it.
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What the fuck is
a matter with you?
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So you're not gonna sign it?
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No, I'm not gonna sign this!
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Jesus! You're a fucking sadist,
you know that?
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You're demented!
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I'm almost tempted
to let you have a run at it
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just to watch you waste
your fucking time.
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This technology did not work
when Peter theorized it,
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and it doesn't work now.
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It-It, um...
It actually does work now.
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It does.
Oh, really?
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When did the laws
of physics change?
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When I exceeded the theoretical
limit of compression at TechCrunch.
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You were there.
I know I was there!
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Thank you for bringing up
that very painful memory!
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Okay.
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Can I...
Can I just...
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What?
Draw on this?
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Sure, why not? It's
shattered, just like I am.
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I read Peter's notes,
all of them,
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and he knew that a peer-to-peer
Internet was possible in the future,
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but he was also basing that on,
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what, old desktop computers.
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He never, ever foresaw
the ubiquity or power
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of all of our modern-day
smartphones.
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He was also dealing with a
completely different Weissman limit.
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So... uh, yeah.
Yeah. Okay.
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What is that?
Is that number correct?
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The delta
in mean device efficiency?
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Yeah, it is.
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See, eventually, over time,
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this will render every server
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that Hooli operates obsolete,
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which would make
Jack Barker shit himself.
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Holy shit!
You know what?
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Actually, I'm gonna...
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♪ ♪
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Welcome to the future, Gavin.
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Whoa!
Oh, no. Oh, no.
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Son of a bitch!
I... I'm sorry.
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♪♪ Theme music playing...
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♪♪
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♪♪
*SILICON VALLEY*
Season 04 Episode 04
"Teambuilding Exercise"
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Wow, Dinesh, this
front-end design looks great.
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- Thank you.
- Nice work.
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What's in that?
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That is a burrito for the test.
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Good to know.
Oh.
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Let him have it.
Gilfoyle thought
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he was too good
to work on SeeFood,
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and now he's
about to lose a fortune.
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Okay. Ready for test.
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After you, milady.
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Oh, this is weird. Mia just texted
me "Good luck with the demo."
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Did any of you guys
tell her about this?
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Your hacker girlfriend
wouldn't happen to know
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the model of our router,
would she?
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Yeah, actually, she...
complimented your choice.
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Why didn't you say anything?
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Why would I tell you she said
something nice about you?
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Damn it.
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We have to assume
she's everywhere.
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Okay. It's ready.
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Please, God.
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What would you say if I told you
there is an app on the ma...
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We're past that part!
Just demo it.
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Okay. Let's start
with a hot dog.
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Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today
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Oh shit.
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- Yes! Oh!
- It works.
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Motherfuck! Huzzah!
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Jian-Yang, my beautiful
little Asiatic friend,
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I'm going to buy you
the palapa of your life.
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We will have 12 posts,
braided palm leaves.
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You'll never feel exposed again.
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I'm gonna be rich.
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Fuck you, Gilfoyle.
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Do pizza.
Yes, do pizza.
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Yeah. Jared: Do pizza.
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Pizza.
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"Not hot dog"?
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Wait. What the fuck?
Huh?
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That's... that's it?
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It only does hot dogs?
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No, and "not hot dog."
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Give me that.
Give it to me.
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Jian-Yang. Motherfuck.
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I gave you the ability
to spin gold,
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and instead,
you've spun pubic hair
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with shit in it, and gravel
and corn... Hold on, hold on.
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Jian-Yang's actually put together
a pretty good classifier.
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You know? I mean,
the core tech is valid.
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It just... It just
needs to be trained.
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So, what he did for hot dogs,
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he needs to repeat
for every food in existence?
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No, that's very boring work.
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That's scraping the Internet
for thousands of food pictures.
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You-You can
hire someone else.
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We can't, because we just spent
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a big fat stack of cash
on little Dinesh over here.
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And there are other expenses...
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Legal, marketing,
operating fees,
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those goddamn AWS charges.
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Fucking Bezos.
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And so, we do not have the funds
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to hire scut workers
to do your scraping for you.
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And thus, you will
scrape the Internet.
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You and you alone.
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I'm sorry, the time to back out was
before you signed the term sheet.
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I'm gonna tell Laurie that
this was a smashing success.
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Go make it one.
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Erlich was right.
You are a white witch.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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♪ ♪
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♪♪
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Oh.
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Good. Yes, you are all here.
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Um, I think it's probably time
we all had a chat.
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About what?
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Well, I'm pretty sure
you're all...
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wondering where I've been.
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You were gone?
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Yes, I was gone all week.
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I saw you come out
of the shower yesterday.
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Okay. Well, obviously, I've
been sleeping here at night,
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but I've been gone
during the day.
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Pretty sure that shower
was in the morning.
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That's part of the day, Richard.
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Okay, Gilfoyle, I-I... I've been
sleeping here at night,
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and then I've been here
for some mornings,
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but I'm... I've left the
house during the day.
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We all leave the house
during the day, Richard.
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That's not weird.
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I went to get coffee
this morning.
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Yeah, I went to the dispensary,
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and then I'd smoked
the weed before I got home,
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so I went back
to the dispensary.
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You know what?
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I just realized I haven't left
the house in six days.
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Now that's worth exploring.
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Okay, I get it. Look.
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Every day this week,
I have been...
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at Gavin Belson's house.
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What? Gavin has offered to
go into business together.
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But, look, I just came
there for the patent,
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and he was the one who
wanted to be full partners.
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What did you say?
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We talked about it,
and we agreed
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that it would be
the best thing to do.
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Oh, good Lord.
Richard... no.
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Guys, look, I have the patent.
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I also have funding
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and real, genuine insight
to the whole thing.
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Let's not forget here
that Gavin is
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a co-founder of a
bajillion-dollar tech company.
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Are you out
of your fucking mind?
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When you don the skin of the
beast, the man within dies.
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What is that? Nietzsche?
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One of the boys at my group
home always said that.
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He died.
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You're not pulling Dinesh
off SeeFood.
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And I am not leaving SeeFood
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to go work
for Gavin fucking Belson.
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I'm not asking you to.
You're not?
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Guys, do you not remember
the last time we talked
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about us all working
with Gavin Belson?
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Gilfoyle, you told me
to chortle your balls,
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and everybody else
walked out of the room.
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I know how much you hate him,
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which is exactly why I told Gavin
if we were gonna do this thing,
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that you guys
wouldn't be coming with.
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So we have hired
a recruiter to...
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find people to replace you guys.
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Even me?
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Uh, well, no.
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You don't really need
to be replaced.
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True, I can't be replaced.
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Well, when you left video chat,
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you did keep the rights
to the algorithm, so...
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I mean, it's weird,
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but I guess it's really
none of our business.
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It's my fucking business.
I now own ten percent...
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Five percent, actually.
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What?
Ten percent of my half
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of the company is five percent.
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But, I mean, look, your shares are
gonna be worth a whole lot more
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than they ever would, now with the
patent and Gavin being involved, so...
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So then we're all good here,
I guess, right?
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I think that's right.
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Weird.
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All right. Well,
thanks for understanding.
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Uh, you're welcome.
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♪ ♪
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I don't think we need to
be afraid of the Wi-Fi.
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It's pronounced "wifey,"
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and clearly you don't
understand the threat level
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of the person that you're
sexually disappointing.
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We're going hardwire.
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What about for my phone?
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You mean the thing
that tracks your movement
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and every interaction you have?
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Literally, your fingerprint?
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The second
you're on Wi-Fi,
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it's like you're leaving
her alone with your phone.
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So, actually leaving her
alone with my phone...
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that would be bad?
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You fucking idiot.
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I was in the bathroom.
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For how long?
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A while.
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Really?
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Who's that?
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Oh, Richard's meeting
with Brett Saxby.
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Gilfoyle:
From Hooli?
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Formerly. The recruiter
sent him over.
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He's interviewing him
for head of engineering.
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Why? That guy sucks.
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Why is Richard in there
with Brett Saxby?
254
00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:52,388
I mean, he was
in Gavin's inner circle.
255
00:10:52,554 --> 00:10:53,684
Is Richard aware of that?
256
00:10:53,816 --> 00:10:55,106
Is anyone taking notes?
257
00:10:55,167 --> 00:10:57,357
Does Richard even have a pen?
258
00:11:03,709 --> 00:11:05,607
That is so funny.
259
00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:07,530
It's 10:00 a.m.
260
00:11:07,987 --> 00:11:09,567
Why are they drinking beer?
261
00:11:09,873 --> 00:11:11,560
Because he sucks.
262
00:11:11,826 --> 00:11:13,603
Did Dick say who else
he was meeting with?
263
00:11:13,643 --> 00:11:17,123
The recruiter sent him
a whole big list right there.
264
00:11:19,358 --> 00:11:20,478
Gonna be late for class.
265
00:11:20,615 --> 00:11:21,802
Ooh, how's that going?
266
00:11:21,860 --> 00:11:23,779
- Oh, it's okay.
- I'm just a little nervous
267
00:11:23,848 --> 00:11:25,670
I might run out
of material soon.
268
00:11:25,765 --> 00:11:27,506
We already watched
the Facebook movie,
269
00:11:27,584 --> 00:11:30,044
A.I., The Net,
and half of Tron.
270
00:11:30,164 --> 00:11:31,412
Which Tron?
271
00:11:31,576 --> 00:11:33,118
What? No. Tron.
272
00:11:33,209 --> 00:11:34,537
There's two Trons.
273
00:11:34,612 --> 00:11:36,522
Oh, shit.
That's awesome.
274
00:11:36,658 --> 00:11:39,615
It should get me
through another week. Thanks.
275
00:11:40,318 --> 00:11:43,037
This entire
list is a shit show of shitheads.
276
00:11:43,127 --> 00:11:44,716
Why would Richard
trust a recruiter
277
00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,970
to source him recruits?
It doesn't make sense.
278
00:11:47,068 --> 00:11:48,334
- Huh.
- What?
279
00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:50,029
You guys seem
like super invested
280
00:11:50,112 --> 00:11:53,443
in who Richard hires to work
with Gavin Belson, that's all.
281
00:11:53,514 --> 00:11:55,046
Are you insinuating jealousy?
282
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,217
This is just concern for
Richard's vision.
283
00:11:57,242 --> 00:11:58,263
Mm-hmm.
284
00:11:58,288 --> 00:12:01,687
If Richard wants to saddle
himself with mediocrity...
285
00:12:02,223 --> 00:12:03,601
go for it.
286
00:12:03,694 --> 00:12:05,237
You did not.
287
00:12:05,278 --> 00:12:07,661
I swear to God, bro.
I swear to God.
288
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,725
Well, I'll tell you what.
Next time you bust out
289
00:12:09,749 --> 00:12:11,029
the old Sea-Doo,
give me a call.
290
00:12:11,124 --> 00:12:13,835
Good.
Guys, you know Brett.
291
00:12:13,952 --> 00:12:15,044
Nope.
292
00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:16,476
Uh, it's great to meet you guys.
293
00:12:16,529 --> 00:12:17,619
We've met.
294
00:12:17,655 --> 00:12:20,585
Uh, okay. Well, it
has been a pleasure.
295
00:12:20,765 --> 00:12:23,415
I shall walk you to your car.
296
00:12:23,546 --> 00:12:25,303
All right. Uh, After me. - Yeah.
297
00:12:25,340 --> 00:12:26,670
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay.
298
00:12:31,289 --> 00:12:32,499
I hate him.
299
00:12:32,563 --> 00:12:35,813
Gentlemen, I just paid
the palapa contractor.
300
00:12:35,874 --> 00:12:37,523
The palapa piper, so to speak.
301
00:12:37,703 --> 00:12:39,101
The dream is a reality.
302
00:12:39,245 --> 00:12:42,422
We'll no longer be exposed...
to the elements.
303
00:12:42,586 --> 00:12:44,156
Hey, Erlich.
304
00:12:44,303 --> 00:12:46,353
You wanna guess who's
on this list of availables
305
00:12:46,444 --> 00:12:48,044
that Richard just got
from his recruiter?
306
00:12:48,133 --> 00:12:49,133
Who?
307
00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:50,851
Your boy, Jian-Yang.
308
00:12:51,946 --> 00:12:53,242
What?
What?
309
00:12:54,359 --> 00:12:55,944
Jian-Yang!
310
00:12:56,037 --> 00:12:57,947
You already have
a fucking job, Jian-Yang.
311
00:12:57,998 --> 00:12:59,453
You have to finish SeeFood.
312
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,351
Now get to food scraping.
313
00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:02,853
I fucking hate SeeFood.
314
00:13:02,953 --> 00:13:04,913
I have to look
at different hot dogs.
315
00:13:05,039 --> 00:13:06,914
There's Chinese hot dogs,
316
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:09,945
Polish hot dogs, Jewish hot dogs.
It fucking stupid.
317
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:12,221
Well, here.
Here's one more for you.
318
00:13:15,534 --> 00:13:17,937
See? "Hot dog." It
doesn't even fucking work right.
319
00:13:19,060 --> 00:13:21,270
Then you should hire someone
using company money,
320
00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:23,890
not build a roof over nothing.
321
00:13:24,191 --> 00:13:26,522
The palapa was budgeted for,
Jian-Yang.
322
00:13:26,608 --> 00:13:27,920
That's what you do
when you get funding,
323
00:13:27,944 --> 00:13:30,695
you upscale your workspace
to help with recruiting.
324
00:13:30,780 --> 00:13:32,258
You just said
you recruit no one.
325
00:13:32,283 --> 00:13:34,045
Because we spent
all the money on upscaling.
326
00:13:34,070 --> 00:13:35,992
Why... Why is this
so confusing?
327
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:39,875
You're stealing. If you
can steal, I can quit.
328
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:43,867
I have meetings
at Periscope, Airbnb.
329
00:13:44,010 --> 00:13:45,484
Good companies.
330
00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,726
The fuck you do.
331
00:13:48,031 --> 00:13:51,473
We still have $150,000
of Raviga's money left.
332
00:13:51,510 --> 00:13:52,906
That's three months of burn.
333
00:13:52,969 --> 00:13:56,437
So, until we are dick up and
flat broke, this is your life.
334
00:13:56,593 --> 00:13:57,875
Get to it.
335
00:14:01,664 --> 00:14:03,336
This is no life.
336
00:14:03,563 --> 00:14:04,984
I want to live.
337
00:14:05,172 --> 00:14:06,922
Erase that dick picture.
338
00:14:06,990 --> 00:14:08,805
♪ ♪
339
00:14:08,922 --> 00:14:11,218
You've got mail.
340
00:14:11,547 --> 00:14:12,937
Yes.
341
00:14:15,530 --> 00:14:17,030
Those are very
powerful words.
342
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:18,160
Sorry.
343
00:14:18,245 --> 00:14:19,655
No, no. It's okay.
344
00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:22,273
Your phone has
technology inside it,
345
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:24,055
so you're double-learning.
346
00:14:24,245 --> 00:14:26,619
♪ Run up on me
and they'll wonder if u living ♪
347
00:14:26,643 --> 00:14:27,867
♪ Tell u one thing
and u better not... ♪
348
00:14:27,891 --> 00:14:30,008
Jian-Yang,
what in the good fuck is that?
349
00:14:30,219 --> 00:14:33,258
It's called business expense.
350
00:14:33,308 --> 00:14:35,048
♪ Tired of all these
pocket watchers, Niggas... ♪
351
00:14:35,072 --> 00:14:37,109
You buy a hut.
352
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:39,703
I... buy a car.
353
00:14:39,859 --> 00:14:43,094
You say, "Keep doing SeeFood
until money is gone."
354
00:14:43,228 --> 00:14:46,555
Now, the money is gone.
355
00:14:47,249 --> 00:14:48,430
Dick...
356
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,765
is up.
357
00:14:51,403 --> 00:14:54,109
Where'd you get those sunglasses?
Did they come with the car?
358
00:14:55,742 --> 00:14:57,187
These are from your mom.
359
00:14:57,296 --> 00:15:00,221
Listen, Jian-Yang, you can't just blow
the rest of our runway on a Corvette.
360
00:15:00,245 --> 00:15:02,265
Who's
gonna scrape the Internet?
361
00:15:02,289 --> 00:15:03,409
Twelve-speaker sound system.
362
00:15:03,461 --> 00:15:05,500
It's very loud, very expensive.
363
00:15:05,525 --> 00:15:07,148
♪ Over there looking
at me like mase now ♪
364
00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:08,842
♪ Touch and tease me
like case now ♪
365
00:15:08,905 --> 00:15:10,844
♪ So Imma gone
head and just break it down ♪
366
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,374
♪ Just bring it on back
when u back around ♪
367
00:15:12,398 --> 00:15:13,687
♪ Niggas talk worse
than bitches ♪
368
00:15:13,711 --> 00:15:16,125
♪ So u gotta watch
who you kick it wit ♪
369
00:15:16,398 --> 00:15:17,961
The fuck was that?
370
00:15:18,388 --> 00:15:20,726
Oh, just three months
of runway being driven off
371
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:23,086
by 90 pounds of asshole.
372
00:15:23,268 --> 00:15:27,469
Spoken by a 280-pound
pile of shit.
373
00:15:28,175 --> 00:15:29,890
The fuck are you gonna do now?
374
00:15:31,385 --> 00:15:33,945
Professor Bighetti,
a word if you please?
375
00:15:35,013 --> 00:15:36,923
Richard...
376
00:15:37,172 --> 00:15:39,492
I know it's none
of my business...
377
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:42,461
but I worked with that
Brett Saxby fellow at Hooli.
378
00:15:42,586 --> 00:15:44,086
He's a talented engineer,
379
00:15:44,226 --> 00:15:48,148
but in an office environment,
he can be both tardy and fresh.
380
00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:50,164
Uh, I'm...
I'm not hiring him.
381
00:15:50,328 --> 00:15:51,969
He uses spaces not tabs.
382
00:15:52,062 --> 00:15:53,920
I see. Okay.
383
00:15:54,378 --> 00:15:55,668
Well, that's a relief.
384
00:15:55,906 --> 00:15:58,922
But, Richard, what about
the next Brett Saxby?
385
00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:01,773
Or the Brett Saxby after that?
386
00:16:02,187 --> 00:16:03,807
And even if you vet them all,
387
00:16:03,850 --> 00:16:05,695
you are still
in a room with Gavin.
388
00:16:05,889 --> 00:16:07,922
So? We're partners.
What's your point?
389
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,586
He and his...
His posse
390
00:16:09,629 --> 00:16:11,758
of... of bandits
and cutthroats
391
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,570
will turn on you in a second.
392
00:16:13,664 --> 00:16:15,106
You need me...
393
00:16:15,258 --> 00:16:17,625
the half-crazed,
half-Apache
394
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:19,242
who will do anything
to get your back.
395
00:16:19,324 --> 00:16:20,726
I'll scalp Gavin if I have to,
396
00:16:20,811 --> 00:16:22,595
and all the rest of those
paleface sons of bitches.
397
00:16:22,619 --> 00:16:24,812
I'll kill them with knives.
I'll kill them with guns.
398
00:16:24,922 --> 00:16:26,199
I'll kill them with my hands.
399
00:16:26,297 --> 00:16:28,577
I'll talk them into suicide.
It doesn't matter.
400
00:16:28,672 --> 00:16:32,609
All right, Jared, I... I think
what you're asking is...
401
00:16:32,835 --> 00:16:34,148
you want a job?
402
00:16:34,242 --> 00:16:36,195
If you think you can
find a place for me...
403
00:16:36,275 --> 00:16:38,437
Yeah, of course, Jared.
Yeah?
404
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:41,078
You're more than welcome
to work on this.
405
00:16:42,171 --> 00:16:45,251
But just to be clear, you're not
gonna stab anyone, are you?
406
00:16:48,124 --> 00:16:49,851
Oh, it feels good to laugh.
407
00:16:51,773 --> 00:16:53,805
So... So,
that's a no then?
408
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:57,615
Richard.
409
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,570
So, we're not gonna finish
the movie?
410
00:17:02,656 --> 00:17:06,625
Yeah, sorry, but my colleague
here was pretty adamant
411
00:17:06,705 --> 00:17:08,625
that a better use of class time
412
00:17:08,748 --> 00:17:11,708
might be to learn
while accomplishing something.
413
00:17:11,828 --> 00:17:13,501
Now take one, pass it
all the way down.
414
00:17:13,578 --> 00:17:16,335
We're supposed to scrape the Internet
for thousands of food images?
415
00:17:16,422 --> 00:17:21,471
Yeah. So you'll find, like, five
or 30,000 pictures of your food,
416
00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:25,721
and then put them in a folder
with that food's name on it.
417
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:28,725
And it's good if you get,
like, weird angles
418
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:31,478
or lighting of your food.
So it should be pretty fun.
419
00:17:31,547 --> 00:17:33,771
So we're gathering training data
420
00:17:33,815 --> 00:17:36,225
to run through
a convolutional neural net.
421
00:17:36,375 --> 00:17:37,773
Like an image classifier?
422
00:17:37,992 --> 00:17:39,236
Who wants broccoli?
423
00:17:39,344 --> 00:17:41,265
Broccolini for the ladies?
Broccoli.
424
00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:45,141
Just so you know, this does
not mean I don't trust her.
425
00:17:45,243 --> 00:17:49,140
I'm just doing this so you'll,
like, shut up and leave me alone.
426
00:17:49,422 --> 00:17:52,875
Mia, if you're
listening, you're so pretty.
427
00:17:53,691 --> 00:17:55,231
Oh, you're both
headed to Gavin's?
428
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:57,838
Indeed we are.
Together again.
429
00:17:57,914 --> 00:18:00,631
Butch Cassidy and his head
of business development.
430
00:18:00,711 --> 00:18:02,812
Oh, wow, another
Western reference.
431
00:18:02,930 --> 00:18:05,945
Yaw!
Let's go.
432
00:18:08,734 --> 00:18:11,320
You know, he'd hire you, too.
What?
433
00:18:11,509 --> 00:18:14,461
All you have to do is admit
that you want the job.
434
00:18:15,230 --> 00:18:17,770
And, like, get down
on your knees and beg.
435
00:18:17,961 --> 00:18:19,859
Says the guy
who's romancing a woman
436
00:18:19,986 --> 00:18:22,242
through a phone
that isn't even on.
437
00:18:22,390 --> 00:18:24,805
A woman that he described
to me in private
438
00:18:24,945 --> 00:18:26,781
as a skinny little fuck factory.
439
00:18:26,841 --> 00:18:29,898
Oh, no, I didn't. God.
440
00:18:31,296 --> 00:18:33,148
Mia, I would never do that.
441
00:18:34,695 --> 00:18:36,131
Richard, Brett Saxby ran
442
00:18:36,219 --> 00:18:37,999
my data analytics team
for three years.
443
00:18:38,094 --> 00:18:40,416
Respectfully, I think passing
on him is a mistake.
444
00:18:40,492 --> 00:18:43,715
Yes. Well, uh,
I met with Brett Saxby,
445
00:18:43,812 --> 00:18:47,850
and, um... to be honest...
446
00:18:50,892 --> 00:18:53,664
To be honest, I don't...
I don't think he's our man.
447
00:18:53,892 --> 00:18:56,765
Fair enough. There are plenty of
good alternatives on this list.
448
00:18:56,981 --> 00:19:00,758
Although, I'm a little confused by
your notes on some of these people.
449
00:19:00,859 --> 00:19:05,101
"David Burnham. Annoying
slob, fucked-up face.
450
00:19:05,242 --> 00:19:08,476
I could write better Python
with my asshole."
451
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:11,117
You know what? I think...
I think you have my list.
452
00:19:11,265 --> 00:19:13,906
Yes, I have
a very weird shorthand.
453
00:19:14,174 --> 00:19:15,464
Yeah.
454
00:19:17,164 --> 00:19:18,937
Okay, next.
455
00:19:19,430 --> 00:19:20,674
Becca Th...
456
00:19:20,812 --> 00:19:22,803
No, guys, that goes
in the... the sunroom.
457
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,171
I'll show you. All right.
458
00:19:24,217 --> 00:19:25,297
Back in a flash.
459
00:19:25,343 --> 00:19:27,406
Come this way,
gentlemen. Here.
460
00:19:28,596 --> 00:19:31,096
God, there are pages
of graphic insults here.
461
00:19:31,258 --> 00:19:33,672
Fucking Gilfoyle.
Right?
462
00:19:35,687 --> 00:19:39,383
Richard, would you be open to
having Gilfoyle on the team?
463
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:41,772
Well, yeah, of course. I mean,
I'd hire him in a second,
464
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,805
but he'd never do it.
465
00:19:43,898 --> 00:19:46,938
Richard, Gilfoyle is
a man of intense pride.
466
00:19:47,031 --> 00:19:49,937
So, when he refers
to a potential employee
467
00:19:49,984 --> 00:19:52,719
as a "pig-faced
fuck nose,"
468
00:19:52,969 --> 00:19:56,398
what I hear is
"I need to be needed."
469
00:19:56,567 --> 00:19:59,078
Well, what I hear is
"pig-faced fuck nose."
470
00:19:59,158 --> 00:20:01,140
Exactly.
I mean, Gilfoyle's insults
471
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,111
are normally well crafted,
almost poetic.
472
00:20:04,257 --> 00:20:08,422
Last week, he referred to me as
"Frankenstein's bulimic daughter."
473
00:20:08,678 --> 00:20:11,008
Yeah, I get what you mean.
474
00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:14,015
So what do you want me
to do, Jared, beg him?
475
00:20:14,142 --> 00:20:15,602
Well, I... I think
a little outreach
476
00:20:15,768 --> 00:20:17,844
would be in the company's
best interest.
477
00:20:19,276 --> 00:20:21,726
Really? "Butt-dick"?
478
00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:24,469
The man's in pain.
479
00:20:25,987 --> 00:20:29,039
Hey, I know this system
is super confusing,
480
00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:32,406
but we don't see
any completed assignments.
481
00:20:33,187 --> 00:20:35,312
Cut the shit.
Where's the work?
482
00:20:35,390 --> 00:20:38,955
Well, we all got to talking
the other day after class.
483
00:20:39,055 --> 00:20:42,000
We couldn't figure out
if you were, like, a TA
484
00:20:42,101 --> 00:20:44,023
or why you were
giving us assignments,
485
00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:46,300
but we all agreed
we didn't like the way
486
00:20:46,341 --> 00:20:48,068
that you were speaking
to Professor Bighetti.
487
00:20:48,092 --> 00:20:51,302
I'm used to it. So we searched
your name on PitchBook,
488
00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:54,695
and that SeeFood app you got
funded at Raviga popped up.
489
00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:56,812
PitchBook? How do you
have access to PitchBook?
490
00:20:56,935 --> 00:20:58,805
Your idea was so simple.
491
00:20:59,047 --> 00:21:01,595
It was like something you could come
up with in the room during a meeting.
492
00:21:01,619 --> 00:21:04,119
Which is what Garrett
from Coleman Blair told us
493
00:21:04,233 --> 00:21:06,483
at the CS undergrad mixer
on Friday.
494
00:21:06,527 --> 00:21:07,937
Garrett:
Hey, Erlich.
495
00:21:08,203 --> 00:21:10,812
Here I am.
Class of '06.
496
00:21:11,287 --> 00:21:13,447
Go Cardinal.
Go Cardinal.
497
00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:16,211
Anyways, we founded our own
Shazam-for-food company,
498
00:21:16,281 --> 00:21:18,336
and he's funding us.
Mm-hmm.
499
00:21:18,456 --> 00:21:20,789
Whoa, congrats!
Wait, that's stealing.
500
00:21:20,976 --> 00:21:24,078
No. It's exactly what Mark
Zuckerberg did to the Winkle guy
501
00:21:24,164 --> 00:21:26,437
in that Facebook movie Professor
Bighetti had us watch.
502
00:21:26,603 --> 00:21:28,023
And he was the hero
of that film.
503
00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:29,479
And with all of
us working together,
504
00:21:29,503 --> 00:21:30,812
we'll easily beat you to market.
505
00:21:30,945 --> 00:21:33,305
So, that's how
it goes, huh? Hmm?
506
00:21:33,431 --> 00:21:36,969
You steal a man's idea,
rendering his company worthless.
507
00:21:39,268 --> 00:21:42,711
I've read a number of disparaging
articles about your generation
508
00:21:42,851 --> 00:21:45,650
in The Atlantic
and Slate.com summaries.
509
00:21:45,754 --> 00:21:47,164
It's all true.
510
00:21:48,094 --> 00:21:49,859
Trigger warning:
fuck you!
511
00:21:51,791 --> 00:21:54,109
Professor Bighetti,
I'll see you at home.
512
00:21:56,578 --> 00:21:57,805
You apologize?
513
00:21:57,954 --> 00:22:00,484
In this case, yes, I apologize.
514
00:22:00,581 --> 00:22:03,758
Who am I to advise you
on your very valuable company?
515
00:22:03,844 --> 00:22:05,601
It's time to let you go,
like a bird.
516
00:22:05,678 --> 00:22:08,088
So, go out there without me.
517
00:22:08,195 --> 00:22:11,164
Make your recipe app.
Take your meetings.
518
00:22:11,555 --> 00:22:13,836
Live. That being said...
519
00:22:14,007 --> 00:22:16,601
since there's no cash
to buy me out,
520
00:22:16,828 --> 00:22:18,181
I propose this:
521
00:22:18,422 --> 00:22:19,984
allow me to keep the palapa
522
00:22:20,143 --> 00:22:22,643
and give me the 'Vette.
523
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,578
You're cashing out?
524
00:22:24,882 --> 00:22:26,733
Dinesh, stay out
of this, please.
525
00:22:26,836 --> 00:22:29,211
Car and hut for ten percent?
526
00:22:29,530 --> 00:22:30,750
It's a palapa.
527
00:22:30,884 --> 00:22:32,464
Okay. It's a deal.
528
00:22:33,413 --> 00:22:35,578
You know, the car was a mistake.
529
00:22:35,875 --> 00:22:38,414
I was driving next
to a store window,
530
00:22:38,624 --> 00:22:41,687
and I stop and look
in my reflection.
531
00:22:42,271 --> 00:22:43,771
I looked like an asshole.
532
00:22:44,172 --> 00:22:46,164
Yes, I'm sure
it was just the car.
533
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,797
A little piece of advice
regarding American culture,
534
00:22:48,922 --> 00:22:52,078
a Corvette takes a certain sort
of man to be able to pull off.
535
00:22:52,208 --> 00:22:53,672
Like a fedora.
536
00:22:54,057 --> 00:22:55,727
Anyway, keys?
537
00:22:57,305 --> 00:22:59,595
Oh, and now that
I'm out of the company,
538
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:02,625
you'll need to tell Monica
what transpired.
539
00:23:03,044 --> 00:23:04,084
Thank you.
540
00:23:08,191 --> 00:23:12,231
Gentlemen, I'm off to be
out and about in the 'Vette.
541
00:23:12,278 --> 00:23:14,108
Be back for supper,
that is, of course,
542
00:23:14,155 --> 00:23:17,615
unless I get fucked to death
by the fairer sex.
543
00:23:22,867 --> 00:23:26,420
Gilfoyle, Richard would like
a moment, if you don't mind.
544
00:23:28,422 --> 00:23:30,038
Do you guys
need me to go somewhere else?
545
00:23:30,062 --> 00:23:33,055
No, it's fine. You can stay.
You can hear this.
546
00:23:33,310 --> 00:23:36,508
Okay, well, Gilfoyle, I have
reviewed the candidates,
547
00:23:36,797 --> 00:23:40,680
and it is very clear to me that
our company cannot succeed
548
00:23:40,807 --> 00:23:44,648
without your unrivaled talents
as a systems architect.
549
00:23:44,727 --> 00:23:47,727
So, would you please,
please, please...
550
00:23:48,008 --> 00:23:51,500
please come work for Pied Piper?
551
00:23:52,930 --> 00:23:54,190
Thanks for asking.
552
00:23:54,297 --> 00:23:57,765
I'm going to put this
as delicately as I know how.
553
00:23:57,984 --> 00:23:59,898
You can chortle my balls.
554
00:24:01,538 --> 00:24:02,698
Okay, well...
555
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:05,867
so who do we want
to run front-end dev?
556
00:24:05,953 --> 00:24:08,961
"Cunt-ass" or...
"Fuck-jerk"?
557
00:24:10,211 --> 00:24:11,789
Listen.
558
00:24:12,147 --> 00:24:14,107
This thing with Gavin
isn't gonna work without me,
559
00:24:14,165 --> 00:24:15,851
so, because I feel bad for you
560
00:24:15,967 --> 00:24:17,648
and I'd hate to see
you fuck up good tech,
561
00:24:17,721 --> 00:24:19,890
which will happen
if I'm not there,
562
00:24:19,978 --> 00:24:21,388
I'm willing to help you.
563
00:24:21,969 --> 00:24:23,375
That's a beautiful gesture.
564
00:24:23,539 --> 00:24:25,781
So, you're back aboard.
565
00:24:26,102 --> 00:24:28,406
FYI, Becca Thorton is
566
00:24:28,521 --> 00:24:30,867
a cancerous prolapsed anus
of a human being,
567
00:24:30,961 --> 00:24:33,719
but as a systems engineer,
she's not all bad.
568
00:24:36,398 --> 00:24:37,398
Laurie?
569
00:24:37,488 --> 00:24:39,351
Oh! Yes.
Monica, come in.
570
00:24:39,461 --> 00:24:40,703
I just heard the good news.
571
00:24:40,843 --> 00:24:42,125
About?
572
00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:44,711
Jian-Yang's nimble pivot.
573
00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:46,865
Back away
from the glass, please.
574
00:24:47,047 --> 00:24:48,742
Special occasion.
575
00:24:50,484 --> 00:24:52,969
He told me the whole story.
576
00:24:53,157 --> 00:24:55,070
His interview at Periscope,
577
00:24:55,211 --> 00:24:59,117
his discovery of a photo of
Bachman's genitals on his phone
578
00:24:59,195 --> 00:25:00,800
when demonstrating the app,
579
00:25:01,031 --> 00:25:03,320
and his eureka moment
when it turned out
580
00:25:03,390 --> 00:25:05,680
that his
"not hot dog" technology
581
00:25:05,766 --> 00:25:09,086
out-performed Periscope's
own technology.
582
00:25:09,666 --> 00:25:11,336
He said all that?
583
00:25:11,648 --> 00:25:12,765
Not quickly.
584
00:25:12,944 --> 00:25:14,124
The eventual point,
585
00:25:14,211 --> 00:25:16,781
Jian-Yang unwittingly crafted
586
00:25:16,898 --> 00:25:18,777
an amazing tool
for the real-time detection
587
00:25:18,821 --> 00:25:21,390
and filtering of penile imagery.
588
00:25:21,733 --> 00:25:24,143
And Periscope does have
a dick problem.
589
00:25:24,279 --> 00:25:25,591
Monica.
590
00:25:27,166 --> 00:25:30,023
Jian-Yang went
to Periscope for a job
591
00:25:30,117 --> 00:25:33,164
and walked out with a
$4-million acquisition offer.
592
00:25:33,289 --> 00:25:34,959
Given our
liquidation preference,
593
00:25:35,004 --> 00:25:36,906
we have 10 X'ed in two weeks,
594
00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:38,899
so hats off...
595
00:25:39,030 --> 00:25:40,883
Well, thank you so much.
596
00:25:40,953 --> 00:25:43,687
To Ed Chen for his shrewd call,
597
00:25:43,763 --> 00:25:47,445
both to invest in this
and make you lead.
598
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,586
He is quite astute,
599
00:25:50,812 --> 00:25:53,326
which is why we have promoted
him to senior partner.
600
00:25:53,685 --> 00:25:54,873
Yeah.
601
00:25:57,140 --> 00:25:58,719
Monica, you've got Erlich.
602
00:25:58,861 --> 00:26:00,191
I'm here
with Jian-Yang,
603
00:26:00,304 --> 00:26:02,531
and he just told me
that you traded
604
00:26:02,615 --> 00:26:06,695
ten percent of the company
for a used car and a...
605
00:26:06,827 --> 00:26:07,945
A hut.
606
00:26:08,094 --> 00:26:09,292
A hut?
607
00:26:09,453 --> 00:26:12,226
A palapa, and so what?
608
00:26:14,046 --> 00:26:17,187
What do you mean it's
a half-a-million-dollar palapa?
609
00:26:18,914 --> 00:26:22,609
Jian-Ying : Erlich,
is the refrigerator running?
610
00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:26,203
This is Mike Hunt,
and he's rich.
611
00:26:29,936 --> 00:26:31,180
Shit!
612
00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:37,070
Oh, hey, when you begged
Richard for the job,
613
00:26:37,195 --> 00:26:40,194
did you actually, like,
literally lick his boots,
614
00:26:40,236 --> 00:26:41,736
or did you just go like,
615
00:26:41,883 --> 00:26:43,283
"Pretty please, Richard.
616
00:26:43,390 --> 00:26:44,992
Please can I have
a job, Richard?"
617
00:26:45,032 --> 00:26:47,375
Whatever I did, it was worth it
618
00:26:47,461 --> 00:26:49,765
for the chance
to work without you.
619
00:26:50,258 --> 00:26:53,754
Speaking of, did your deal
with Periscope ever close?
620
00:26:53,765 --> 00:26:58,172
Yep. If I stay a year, I vest
a big chunk of Twitter stock.
621
00:26:58,351 --> 00:27:00,117
Great.
Great.
622
00:27:00,367 --> 00:27:04,305
And... what exactly
are you working on?
623
00:27:04,476 --> 00:27:07,852
Oh, you know, we're tuning...
our algorithm.
624
00:27:07,888 --> 00:27:12,648
We're reconfiguring our...
classifier from food to...
625
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,359
another purpose.
626
00:27:16,525 --> 00:27:22,305
Uh-huh. In other words, you sit around
and look at dick pics all day long.
627
00:27:22,486 --> 00:27:24,250
Don't let me stop you.
628
00:27:27,461 --> 00:27:29,172
Wow.
629
00:27:29,547 --> 00:27:31,623
I would
say, "Not safe for work,"
630
00:27:31,773 --> 00:27:34,252
but this is your work...
631
00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:36,250
for a year...
632
00:27:36,463 --> 00:27:38,000
at least.
633
00:27:42,143 --> 00:27:43,515
Is that one...
634
00:27:44,503 --> 00:27:46,250
actually a hot dog?
635
00:27:49,597 --> 00:27:50,906
No.
636
00:27:52,180 --> 00:27:53,828
Not hot dog.
637
00:27:56,687 --> 00:27:58,711
♪ On my own ♪
638
00:28:01,326 --> 00:28:03,198
♪ On my own ♪
639
00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:06,094
♪ So I'm gonna
see you later, Nigga ♪
640
00:28:06,398 --> 00:28:08,094
♪ I'm on my own ♪
641
00:28:08,242 --> 00:28:10,883
♪ Bitch, I'm on my own ♪
642
00:28:11,070 --> 00:28:12,492
♪ I'm on my own ♪
643
00:28:12,620 --> 00:28:14,281
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
644
00:28:14,345 --> 00:28:16,635
♪ Drinks been paid for
for that night ♪
645
00:28:16,812 --> 00:28:18,992
♪ No dimes spent,
you know that's right ♪
646
00:28:19,055 --> 00:28:21,390
♪ Got a couple thick chicks
that been on my side ♪
647
00:28:21,509 --> 00:28:23,839
♪ Got a couple in the club
done caught my eye ♪
648
00:28:23,964 --> 00:28:25,304
♪ See you later ♪
649
00:28:25,450 --> 00:28:26,910
♪ On my own ♪
650
00:28:27,953 --> 00:28:29,753
♪ On my own,
on my own ♪
651
00:28:29,778 --> 00:28:32,172
♪ On my own,
see you later ♪
652
00:28:32,527 --> 00:28:35,148
♪ Said, "Bitch,
I'm on my own" ♪
653
00:28:35,281 --> 00:28:37,125
♪ I'll see you later ♪
654
00:28:37,203 --> 00:28:39,531
♪ I said, "Bitch,
I'm on my own" ♪
655
00:28:39,656 --> 00:28:42,265
♪ Said I might
see you later ♪
656
00:28:42,671 --> 00:28:45,351
♪ On my own ♪
657
00:28:45,435 --> 00:28:47,525
♪ Bye-bye,
see you later ♪
658
00:28:47,586 --> 00:28:49,411
♪ Bitch,
I'm on my own ♪
659
00:28:49,448 --> 00:28:51,868
♪ Bye-bye,
see you later ♪
660
00:28:51,909 --> 00:28:54,539
♪ Bitch,
I'm on my own ♪
661
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,234
♪ Bye-bye, see you later ♪
Synchronized by srjanapala
662
00:28:57,375 --> 00:28:59,501
♪ Bitch, I'm on my own ♪
663
00:28:59,578 --> 00:29:01,272
♪ Bye-bye, see you later ♪
663
00:29:02,305 --> 00:29:08,226
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