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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,742 --> 00:00:04,091 . 2 00:00:04,134 --> 00:00:05,657 - Will and Grace is shot 3 00:00:05,701 --> 00:00:08,443 before a live studio audience. 4 00:00:08,486 --> 00:00:09,879 - [yawns] 5 00:00:09,922 --> 00:00:11,141 - Morning! 6 00:00:11,185 --> 00:00:14,057 - Morning. 7 00:00:14,101 --> 00:00:15,928 What did you do? 8 00:00:15,972 --> 00:00:17,713 - I bought you a present. 9 00:00:17,756 --> 00:00:19,671 - Grace... 10 00:00:24,372 --> 00:00:25,503 Grace! 11 00:00:25,547 --> 00:00:28,158 - I wanted to surprise you. I-- 12 00:00:28,202 --> 00:00:31,074 [yelps] I--I installed it myself-- 13 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:32,902 - I can see that! 14 00:00:32,945 --> 00:00:34,425 Did you turn off the main water line? 15 00:00:34,469 --> 00:00:35,426 - No. 16 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:36,427 - Did you turn off the dishwasher? 17 00:00:36,471 --> 00:00:37,341 - No. - Did you do anything? 18 00:00:37,385 --> 00:00:39,039 - I came to get you. 19 00:00:39,082 --> 00:00:41,345 - Go grab towels! 20 00:00:42,738 --> 00:00:44,566 I ca-- 21 00:00:44,609 --> 00:00:46,176 Look, I say this with love, but-- 22 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:48,352 sometimes living with you is like being stuck 23 00:00:48,396 --> 00:00:50,311 inside an episode of "I Love Lucy." 24 00:00:50,354 --> 00:00:52,661 - Well, yeah, 'cause I'm the kooky redhead 25 00:00:52,704 --> 00:00:54,402 everyone loves, and you're the guy who overreacts 26 00:00:54,445 --> 00:00:56,795 to every little thing I do. 27 00:00:56,839 --> 00:00:57,927 - You're comparing me to Ricky? 28 00:00:57,970 --> 00:00:59,059 Oh, I'll take that as a compliment. 29 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:00,277 He was always my favorite. 30 00:01:00,321 --> 00:01:02,497 - That's 'cause you had a crush on him. 31 00:01:02,540 --> 00:01:04,890 - I mean, sure, he's the origin story 32 00:01:04,934 --> 00:01:07,589 of my love of men with black hair and a high-waisted pant. 33 00:01:08,807 --> 00:01:11,245 But, my favorite, because Desi was just as much 34 00:01:11,288 --> 00:01:14,030 of a genius as Lucy was, except that everything he did, 35 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,379 he did to make her shine. 36 00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:17,120 Anyway, it's not a perfect analogy. 37 00:01:17,164 --> 00:01:19,340 I mean, we're not married. I'm not Cuban. 38 00:01:19,383 --> 00:01:21,646 There's no Fred and Ethel popping in. 39 00:01:21,690 --> 00:01:23,126 - Hey, neighbors. 40 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:27,087 - Oh, look, Jackie. Will finally gave Grace a bath. 41 00:01:28,871 --> 00:01:32,048 - Wait, does this mean you're not making us breakfast, 42 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:35,182 because that's kind of the only reason we're here. 43 00:01:35,225 --> 00:01:37,575 - Sorry, Fred and Ethel. Kitchen's kind of closed. 44 00:01:37,619 --> 00:01:38,707 - I knew the health department 45 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:41,927 would shut this place down eventually. 46 00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:43,277 - Fred and Ethel? 47 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:45,931 - We were having a whole "I Love Lucy" discussion. 48 00:01:45,975 --> 00:01:48,151 Will is obviously a Ricky. 49 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:51,111 - Oh, Will is totally a Ricky. 50 00:01:51,154 --> 00:01:53,113 - And I think we all know 51 00:01:53,156 --> 00:01:54,592 who the Lucy is. 52 00:01:54,636 --> 00:01:55,898 - Totally. 53 00:01:55,941 --> 00:01:58,248 [together] It's me. You? 54 00:01:58,292 --> 00:02:01,121 That's crazy. I'm Lucy. 55 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:03,645 - Aye, aye, aye. 56 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:08,084 [upbeat trumpet and piano music] 57 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:15,178 ♪ 58 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:20,140 [old-timey trumpet music] 59 00:02:22,577 --> 00:02:24,013 - Lucy! 60 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:26,320 - Is that you, sweetie-pie? 61 00:02:26,363 --> 00:02:28,452 Oh, gee, I'm glad you're home. 62 00:02:28,496 --> 00:02:30,976 How about a great big-- 63 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:32,195 I'll see you later. 64 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:34,066 - Lucy. 65 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:36,808 Come here. 66 00:02:36,852 --> 00:02:37,853 - What's the matter? 67 00:02:37,896 --> 00:02:39,202 - I stopped by the bank 68 00:02:39,246 --> 00:02:40,812 on the way home and they showed me this: 69 00:02:40,856 --> 00:02:42,814 your check to the beauty parlor. 70 00:02:42,858 --> 00:02:45,426 - But I write a check to the beauty parlor every month. 71 00:02:45,469 --> 00:02:46,775 - Yes, I know that, but they don't always have 72 00:02:46,818 --> 00:02:48,820 a little note on the back like this one. 73 00:02:48,864 --> 00:02:50,431 "Dear Teller, be a lamb, 74 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:52,694 and don't put this through till next month." 75 00:02:52,737 --> 00:02:55,914 - [groans] 76 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,484 That's why they call them "tellers." 77 00:03:00,528 --> 00:03:03,008 They go around blabbing everything they know. 78 00:03:03,052 --> 00:03:04,227 - Lucy. 79 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:06,229 Do you realize how tough it is 80 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:07,752 for a guy to make a buck these days? 81 00:03:07,796 --> 00:03:09,754 You think that the money grows on trees? 82 00:03:09,798 --> 00:03:11,495 - No. 83 00:03:11,539 --> 00:03:14,237 - Well, we'll see you later. Come on, Fred. 84 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:16,500 - No, no. No, no. Come on, come in, sit down. 85 00:03:16,544 --> 00:03:19,242 - No, thanks. I went to the fights last night. 86 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:21,026 - Fred, please. Come in, will you? 87 00:03:21,070 --> 00:03:22,724 - Come in, Ethel. 88 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:25,553 - Fred, tell me something, would you? 89 00:03:25,596 --> 00:03:28,860 How often is Ethel's checking account overdrawn? 90 00:03:28,904 --> 00:03:29,818 - Never. 91 00:03:29,861 --> 00:03:31,907 - Never? How do you manage that? 92 00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:32,951 - It's easy. 93 00:03:32,995 --> 00:03:34,475 I never had enough money at one time 94 00:03:34,518 --> 00:03:36,216 to open a checking account. 95 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:37,304 - [laughs] 96 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:38,870 - What? 97 00:03:38,914 --> 00:03:41,482 She spends money like I was printing it in the basement. 98 00:03:41,525 --> 00:03:44,006 - "Printing it in the basement." [scoffs] 99 00:03:44,049 --> 00:03:45,529 - Let's face it, Rick. 100 00:03:45,573 --> 00:03:47,139 When it comes to money, there are two kinds of people: 101 00:03:47,183 --> 00:03:48,924 the earners and the spenders, 102 00:03:48,967 --> 00:03:50,534 or as they are more popularly known, 103 00:03:50,578 --> 00:03:51,927 husbands and wives. 104 00:03:51,970 --> 00:03:55,365 - Yeah, brother, if they had to make the dough, 105 00:03:55,409 --> 00:03:57,802 they would think twice before spending it that fast. 106 00:03:57,846 --> 00:03:59,021 - Yeah. 107 00:03:59,064 --> 00:04:00,588 - Holding down a job is a lot more difficult 108 00:04:00,631 --> 00:04:02,459 than lying around the house all day long. 109 00:04:02,503 --> 00:04:05,723 - Lying around the house? Is that all you think we do? 110 00:04:05,767 --> 00:04:06,681 - Yeah. 111 00:04:06,724 --> 00:04:07,595 - Well, now, let's face it, Rick. 112 00:04:07,638 --> 00:04:08,683 Every once in a while, 113 00:04:08,726 --> 00:04:10,946 they get up and play Canasta. 114 00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:12,948 - What's so tough about earning a living? 115 00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:13,992 - Yeah. 116 00:04:14,036 --> 00:04:15,080 - Have you ever done it? 117 00:04:15,124 --> 00:04:16,386 - No, but I could. 118 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:19,259 - [laughs] I'd like to see you try. 119 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:21,826 - Okay. I will. 120 00:04:21,870 --> 00:04:23,698 - You will? 121 00:04:23,741 --> 00:04:25,047 - Yeah. 122 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:26,396 - Well, this I gotta see. 123 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:28,964 - Honey, what is this? 124 00:04:31,967 --> 00:04:33,185 - Okay, Joe. 125 00:04:33,229 --> 00:04:34,404 I'm ready to rehearse the commercial. 126 00:04:34,448 --> 00:04:36,145 Stuff any good? 127 00:04:36,188 --> 00:04:38,756 - Well, it ought to be. It's got everything in it-- 128 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:42,630 meat, vegetables, minerals, vitamins, 129 00:04:42,673 --> 00:04:44,806 alcohol 23%. 130 00:04:46,982 --> 00:04:49,811 Alcohol 23%? 131 00:04:51,769 --> 00:04:53,423 - I'm Ross Elliot, the director. 132 00:04:53,467 --> 00:04:55,077 Let's run through it. - Yes, sir. 133 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,471 - Now, you stand right over here. 134 00:04:57,514 --> 00:05:00,300 And remember, be bright and vivacious. 135 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:01,823 - Yes, sir. 136 00:05:06,218 --> 00:05:07,524 Hello, friends. 137 00:05:07,568 --> 00:05:09,570 I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl. 138 00:05:09,613 --> 00:05:12,224 Are you tired, run-down, listless? 139 00:05:12,268 --> 00:05:14,139 Do you poop out at parties? 140 00:05:14,183 --> 00:05:15,750 Are you unpopular? 141 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:18,883 The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle. 142 00:05:18,927 --> 00:05:22,104 - Now, you pick up the bottle. - Oh. 143 00:05:22,147 --> 00:05:23,932 - Little higher. That's right. 144 00:05:23,975 --> 00:05:26,195 - The answer to all your problems 145 00:05:26,238 --> 00:05:27,849 is in this little bottle. 146 00:05:27,892 --> 00:05:29,329 Vitameatavegamin. 147 00:05:29,372 --> 00:05:32,549 Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins, meat, 148 00:05:32,593 --> 00:05:35,160 vegetables, and minerals. 149 00:05:35,204 --> 00:05:36,988 Yes, with Vitameatavegamin, 150 00:05:37,032 --> 00:05:40,252 you can spoon your way to health. 151 00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:43,299 All you do is take a tablespoon after every meal. 152 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,040 - Now, you take some. - Oh. 153 00:05:49,436 --> 00:05:51,873 It's so tasty, too. 154 00:06:10,065 --> 00:06:12,328 Just like candy. 155 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,025 - No, no, no, no. 156 00:06:14,069 --> 00:06:15,679 Look, you're supposed to like the stuff. 157 00:06:15,723 --> 00:06:17,377 You've got to smile and be happy. 158 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:19,030 Now try it again. - Yes, sir. 159 00:06:19,074 --> 00:06:20,380 Yes, sir. 160 00:06:22,599 --> 00:06:24,862 It's so tasty, too. 161 00:06:36,265 --> 00:06:37,788 - Nope, once more. 162 00:06:37,832 --> 00:06:39,007 - [sighs] 163 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:41,923 [sighs] 164 00:06:44,621 --> 00:06:46,928 It's so tasty, too. 165 00:06:49,191 --> 00:06:51,149 It's just like candy. 166 00:06:55,066 --> 00:06:57,417 - That's going to be fine. Go ahead. 167 00:06:57,460 --> 00:06:58,722 - Okay. 168 00:06:58,766 --> 00:07:01,203 So, why don't you join the thousands 169 00:07:01,246 --> 00:07:04,206 of happy-peppy people, and get a great big bottle 170 00:07:04,249 --> 00:07:06,251 of Vitameatavegamin tomorrow. 171 00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:09,559 That's Vita-meata-vegamin. 172 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,911 - Well, now you've got the feeling. 173 00:07:13,955 --> 00:07:16,087 Now, I'd like to try it once more, only this time, 174 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:17,741 faster and brighter. 175 00:07:17,785 --> 00:07:19,526 - Faster and brighter. Okay. 176 00:07:19,569 --> 00:07:21,615 [hiccups] Oh. 177 00:07:21,658 --> 00:07:23,268 Well, pardon--pardon me. 178 00:07:23,312 --> 00:07:25,314 - From "It's so tasty, too." 179 00:07:25,357 --> 00:07:27,708 - It's so tasty, too. Yes, sir. 180 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,801 It's so tasty, too. 181 00:07:35,629 --> 00:07:37,761 Just like candy. 182 00:07:37,805 --> 00:07:39,459 You know, this stuff tastes pretty good 183 00:07:39,502 --> 00:07:42,026 once you get used to it. 184 00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:43,463 - Yes, I know, 185 00:07:43,506 --> 00:07:44,681 but would you go ahead, please? 186 00:07:44,725 --> 00:07:46,161 It's so tasty, too. 187 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:47,728 - Oh. Okay. 188 00:07:50,818 --> 00:07:53,037 It's so tasty, too. 189 00:07:59,174 --> 00:08:01,306 So... 190 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:04,048 So, uh... 191 00:08:04,092 --> 00:08:06,616 I don't where to start unless I begin at the beginning. 192 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:08,096 - All right, start at the beginning. 193 00:08:08,139 --> 00:08:09,924 - Oh, thank you. 194 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,361 [exhales] 195 00:08:12,404 --> 00:08:13,710 Hello, friends. 196 00:08:13,754 --> 00:08:15,756 I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl. 197 00:08:15,799 --> 00:08:18,280 Are you tired, run-down, listless? 198 00:08:18,323 --> 00:08:19,760 Do you poop out at parties? 199 00:08:19,803 --> 00:08:21,631 Are you unpopular? 200 00:08:21,675 --> 00:08:23,677 The answer to all your problems 201 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:26,810 is in this bittle lottle-- uh, little bottle. 202 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:30,684 - Are you feeling all right? 203 00:08:30,727 --> 00:08:32,642 - Oh, I feel fine. 204 00:08:32,686 --> 00:08:34,514 - Would you mind trying it just once more, please? 205 00:08:34,557 --> 00:08:35,906 - [drowsily] Oh, no, sir. 206 00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:37,517 It's perfectly all right. 207 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,257 - Now, we're going to time it this time. 208 00:08:39,301 --> 00:08:41,912 Are you ready? - Mm-hmm. 209 00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:43,697 - Go. 210 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:55,665 - You know, you're awfully nice. 211 00:08:55,709 --> 00:08:57,928 - Thank you. Would you go ahead, please? 212 00:08:57,972 --> 00:08:59,669 - Hmm. 213 00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:05,806 Well, I'm your Vitaveatavegavac girl! 214 00:09:05,849 --> 00:09:09,331 Are you tired, run-down, listless? 215 00:09:09,374 --> 00:09:11,725 Do you pop out at parties? 216 00:09:13,509 --> 00:09:16,599 Are you unpoopular? 217 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:19,559 Well, are you? 218 00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:21,604 The answer to all your problems 219 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:24,868 is in this little old bottle. 220 00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:28,045 [slurring] Vitameatavegamin. 221 00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:29,656 That's it. 222 00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:35,662 Vitameatavegamin contains 223 00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:39,100 vitamins, meat, megetables, and vinnerals. 224 00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:43,931 You have to take a whole tablespoon after every meal. 225 00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:59,686 [vibrant trumpet music] 226 00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:03,254 . 227 00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:04,778 - Look at me. 228 00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:06,693 I went as Lucy for Halloween last year. 229 00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:08,085 - So did I. 230 00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:11,915 - Grace also attempted a "Slutty Lucy" in college 231 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:14,178 that ended in tears. 232 00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:16,964 - So did I. 233 00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:18,313 - Well, have either of you 234 00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:20,358 ever fought an Italian woman 235 00:10:20,402 --> 00:10:22,230 in a giant vat of alcohol? 236 00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:24,885 Because I have, many times. 237 00:10:24,928 --> 00:10:27,452 And that's all Lucy ever did! 238 00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:28,758 - That was one episode. 239 00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:30,368 - Yeah? 240 00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:31,805 Well, that's the only one I ever saw, and that's all she did. 241 00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:34,721 [old-timey trumpet music] 242 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:40,248 - Lucy! - Is that you, sweetie-pie? 243 00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:43,294 [humming tune] 244 00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:46,994 How's about a great big-- 245 00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:49,736 I'll see you later. - Lucy. 246 00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:51,215 I stopped by the bank 247 00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:54,088 and they showed me your check to the beauty parlor. 248 00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:55,959 "Dear Teller, be a lamb, 249 00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:58,614 and don't put this through till next month." 250 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,703 - That's why they call them "tellers." 251 00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:03,314 They go around blabbing everything they know. 252 00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:05,795 - Lucy, do you realize how tough it is 253 00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:07,579 for a guy to make a buck these days? 254 00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:10,408 You think that money grows on trees? 255 00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:15,022 - Well, we'll see you later. - Yeah. 256 00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:17,241 I went to the fights last night. 257 00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:19,679 - Fred, Fred. Come in, please, will you? 258 00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:20,984 Tell me something. 259 00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:24,118 How often is Ethel's checking account overdrawn? 260 00:11:24,161 --> 00:11:25,989 - Never. - Never? 261 00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:28,992 - I never had enough money to open a checking account. 262 00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:31,125 - [laughs] 263 00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:33,127 - There are two kinds of people: 264 00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,694 the earners and the spenders, 265 00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:37,044 or as they are more popularly known 266 00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:40,134 as husbands and wives. 267 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,701 - Holding down a job is a lot more difficult 268 00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:43,964 than lying around the house all day long. 269 00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,574 - Well, every once in a while, 270 00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:49,230 they get up to play Canasta. 271 00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:52,363 - What's so tough about earning a living? 272 00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:58,195 - Yeah, I could do it. 273 00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:00,981 - [laughs] I'd like to see you try. 274 00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,765 - Okay. I will. 275 00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:05,115 - This, I gotta see. 276 00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:08,205 [old-timey trumpet music] 277 00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:19,564 Tu! 278 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:32,360 [grapes squelching] 279 00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:34,884 - [groans] 280 00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,241 [giggles] 281 00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:03,695 - [speaking Italian] 282 00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:09,658 - [labored breathing] 283 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,186 - No, I'm-a pooped. 284 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,622 - [speaking Italian] 285 00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:26,936 - [groans] 286 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:39,775 [sighs] 287 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,472 - [grunts] 288 00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:46,042 [both grunting] 289 00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:47,391 - [yells] 290 00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:50,003 - [grunting] 291 00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:55,878 [both grunting] 292 00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:02,015 - [sighs] - [yells] 293 00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:04,931 [old-timey trumpet music] 294 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:11,154 . 295 00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,895 - There's no way anyone 296 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:15,245 would compare you to Lucy over me. 297 00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:16,986 You don't even have red hair. 298 00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:19,467 - Well, in fairness-- - It used to be natural. 299 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:22,862 - Uh, cello? 300 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,080 How can either of you say that 301 00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:25,473 you're more like Lucy than I am? 302 00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:28,911 Always getting into hijinks, married to a Latin hunk, 303 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:31,131 adorable in a polka dot dress with a capped sleeve. 304 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,785 - Oh, great. 305 00:14:33,829 --> 00:14:37,180 Now we have to say that a boy can be Lucy, too? 306 00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:38,790 What's next? Equal rights? 307 00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,836 It's madness! 308 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,012 [old-timey trumpet music] 309 00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:45,667 - Lucy! - Is that you, sweetie-pie? 310 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:48,496 Oh, gee, I'm glad you're-- 311 00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:50,890 [groans] 312 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,936 - Lucy, I stopped by the bank. 313 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,503 "Dear Teller, be a lamb, 314 00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:57,505 and don't put this through till next month." 315 00:14:57,548 --> 00:15:00,377 - That's why they call them "tellers." 316 00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:03,032 - Do you think money grows on trees? 317 00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,692 - Went to the fights last night. 318 00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:13,477 - Fred, come in, please. 319 00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:16,785 How often is Ethel's checking account overdrawn? 320 00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:18,134 - Never. 321 00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:19,831 - Holding down a job is difficult. 322 00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:22,225 - Canasta. [sniffs] 323 00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:24,488 - Earning a living. - I could do it. 324 00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:25,620 - Ha! 325 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,404 - I will. 326 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,884 - This, I gotta see. 327 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,538 [bright trumpet music] 328 00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,714 - All right, girls. 329 00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:34,934 Now, listen carefully. 330 00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:37,937 This is the wrapping department. 331 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,416 - Yes, ma'am. 332 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:42,245 - Now, the candy will pass by on this conveyor belt, 333 00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:43,725 and continue on into the next room 334 00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:45,857 where the girls will pack it. 335 00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:48,382 Your job is to take each piece of candy, 336 00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:50,166 wrap it in one of these papers, 337 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:52,995 and then put it back on the belt. 338 00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,518 Do you understand? 339 00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:57,957 - Yes, sir--yes, ma'am. - Yes, ma'am. 340 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,046 - Let it roll! 341 00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:05,660 Let it roll! 342 00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:08,010 Well, wait here. 343 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:10,143 Somebody's asleep at the switch. 344 00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:13,798 - [sighs] - What are you doing up here? 345 00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:16,018 I thought you were downstairs boxing chocolates. 346 00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,846 - Oh, they kicked me out of there fast. 347 00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:19,239 - Why? 348 00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:21,806 - Kept pitching them to see what kind they were. 349 00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,156 - All right, girls. 350 00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:25,332 This is your last chance. 351 00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:28,074 If one piece of candy gets past you 352 00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:31,077 and into the packing room unwrapped, you're fired. 353 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,426 - Yes, ma'am. 354 00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:34,732 - Let it roll! 355 00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:37,692 [conveyor belt whirring] 356 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,404 - Well, this is easier. 357 00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:57,146 - Yeah. We can handle this all right. 358 00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:13,423 - Listen, Ethel, I think this is, uh... 359 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:16,035 I think we're fighting a losing game! 360 00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,571 Here she comes. 361 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:47,849 - Fine! 362 00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:50,330 You're doing splendidly. 363 00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:52,462 Speed her up a little! 364 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:58,077 [whimsical music] 365 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:05,606 . 366 00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:07,390 - Plus, Lucy was desperate 367 00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,610 to get her big break in show biz and-- 368 00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,960 well, I got mine many years ago 369 00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:14,310 when I got the part of "Terrified Man" 370 00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:15,833 in an episode of "Silk Stockings." 371 00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:18,967 I can relate to her struggle. 372 00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,534 - There's only one way to solve this. 373 00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:23,363 - Agreed, and while I've never wrestled 374 00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:27,062 with a gay man and a pregnant woman at the same time, 375 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,238 I've always wanted to. 376 00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,719 - No, I mean, ask Ricky. 377 00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:35,157 Which one of us would you say 378 00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,464 is your Lucy? 379 00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:38,813 And keep in mind, 380 00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:41,120 I have pictures of you in shorteralls. 381 00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:43,948 - And I have pictures of you 382 00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:46,690 trying to rock a mustache for Movember. 383 00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,172 - And I stopped caring an hour ago, 384 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:53,610 but I still wanna know just 'cause. 385 00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:56,265 - You're all my Lucy. 386 00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:59,138 Grace and I share a home, but we sleep in separate beds. 387 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,227 Karen's always up to something I disapprove of. 388 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:03,098 Jack spends all my money. 389 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,752 Plus I--I am constantly cleaning up 390 00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:06,145 after all your messes. 391 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,711 - No, you're not. 392 00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:10,671 - He literally just cleaned up your mess. 393 00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:14,153 - From a present I thoughtfully bought. 394 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:17,417 - Which you were too cheap to hire someone to install. 395 00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,419 - I was about to say the nice part. 396 00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:21,638 Can I say the nice part, please? 397 00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:24,206 When I was a kid, I wanted to be Ricky. 398 00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,688 Because he got to live with Lucy. 399 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,646 This guy is so lucky, 400 00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:30,952 'cause he gets to spend his life 401 00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:32,736 with someone like that. 402 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:35,696 Well, I got him beat. 403 00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,437 'Cause I got three of you in my life. 404 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,135 And even better, 405 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,745 my kid'll have that too. 406 00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,750 - Pretty lucky kid. - Mm. 407 00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:50,319 - I wish I was that kid. 408 00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:54,105 But still Lucy. 409 00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:55,759 But also Ricky. 410 00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:00,286 - You almost brought a tear to my eye, you old homo. 411 00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:01,809 [romantic music] 412 00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:04,420 - I love you, Lucys. 413 00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:06,422 ♪ I love Lucy 414 00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,642 ♪ And she loves me 415 00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:11,122 ♪ 416 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:15,779 ♪ We're as happy as two can be ♪ 417 00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:19,000 ♪ Sometimes we quarrel, but then ♪ 418 00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:20,567 [chuckles] 419 00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:23,874 ♪ How we love making up again ♪ 420 00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:28,009 ♪ Lucy kisses like no one can 421 00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:31,839 ♪ She's my missus and I'm her man ♪ 422 00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:35,582 ♪ And life is heaven, you see ♪ 423 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,758 ♪ 'Cause I love Lucy 424 00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:39,890 - ♪ Oh, he loves Lucy 425 00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:41,762 - ♪ Yes, he loves Lucy 426 00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:43,633 - ♪ Yes, he loves Lucy 427 00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:47,289 - ♪ And Lucy loves me 428 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,335 [together] ♪ 'Cause I love Lucy 429 00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:50,901 ♪ Yes, I love Lucy 430 00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:53,730 ♪ And Lucy 431 00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:57,821 ♪ Loves me 432 00:20:57,865 --> 00:21:04,915 ♪ 433 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:08,179 [old-timey trumpet music] 434 00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:10,312 ♪ 435 00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:12,140 - Husbands and wives. 436 00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:25,327 ♪ 437 00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:26,850 - I need a nail. 438 00:21:31,768 --> 00:21:34,336 - What? She spends money like she-- 439 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:35,685 What? 440 00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:45,478 - Can we go back? Sorry. 441 00:21:45,521 --> 00:21:47,349 - What? 442 00:21:50,004 --> 00:21:52,223 - I'm--I'm gonna try that again. 29744

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