All language subtitles for Swingtown.S01E04_English

Previously on Swingtown:

We are not swingers.
Don't forget.

Janet and Roger are the ones
who left.

SUSAN:
Let's promise that it will only
be that one time.

Susan told me they made a pact
to stay exclusive.
Maybe they need

a little friendly nudge back
in the right direction.

DOUG:
Welcome back, everyone.
Today marks

the official midway point
for our summer session.

How do you see me?

I think...

I think...

We're having a housewarming
next weekend.

You look nice.

Thanks.

So, what, is she
your girlfriend now?

Oh. It's a party, Janet.
Let people eat.

JANET:
Susan, she's ruining
your party.

SUSAN:
It's not my party.

And that is not
my wallpaper.

(people gasping)

ROGER:
Sorry.

ROGER:
You've been cheating?

No. Me and Susan
and Tom and Trina

on the Fourth
of July. Geez, Rog,

do I really have
to spell this out for you?

I want us to be completely
open from now on.

BRUCE:
Open how?

SUSAN:
All options on the table.

BRUCE (laughing):
You want to go again?

(Susan laughing hysterically)

SUSAN:
We're gonna wake
the neighbors.

I think they'd approve.

Or we could just
invite 'em over.

Bruce!

You said all options
on the table.

Okay, mister, two

can play at this.

Only two? Boring.

(mumbles)
(laughs)

Mmm.
Mmm.

(moaning)

Morning, folks.

This is Captain Decker.

We've reached our cruising
altitude of 33,000 feet.

The air up here
is smooth and clear,

so feel free to stretch out

and mingle
with your fellow passengers.

Been helming the Miami/O'Hare
route for the past

seven years now, and it has been
my pleasure serving you,

but all good things
must come to an end,

so after today, I will be

leaving you in the steady hands
of my newly-promoted co-captain,

Mr. Rick Gilmore.

(knocking)

As for me, I will be piloting
Pan Meridian's new service

to Tokyo starting next week.

I hope to see you good people

on that long flight
to the Far East very soon.

(whoosh of static)

Konichiwa, Captain.

In a restricted area, ma'am.

I'm gonna have to ask you
to find your seat.

Is this one taken?

Well, folks, it seems I
have my hands full up here,

so I invite you
to kick back, relax,

and enjoy the ride.

(whoosh of static)

And that goes
double for you.

I come to speak
with the counsel.

LAURIE:
What sounds better,

shrimp-stuffed peppers
or garlic chicken Milanese?

I wouldn't eat either one.

Good. I'm not making it for you.

SUSAN:
We better pick up

some flashlight
batteries.

Oh, and bug spray.

The mosquitoes nearly
ruined the entire trip

for Janet last
year, remember?

Yeah, vividly.
Morning, kiddos.

Off to a late start.
Thought you guys wanted

to get a jump
on the weekend.

Yeah, we, uh,
kind of did.

Load the car,
please.

Right.

(TV plays quietly)

Something you want to say?

Nope.

Good.

(muffled laugh)

Bologna... check.

Triscuits...

check.

Muffin tins, check.

Oven cleaner.

Oh.

Hey, did you find
your tackle box?

No. No, I didn't.

Well, I'm sure
there's plenty of lures

at Bruce
and Susan's cabin.

Not that you two ever catch
any prize winners.

What's the matter?

You've been mopey all morning.

I don't know if it's a good idea
for us to go this weekend.

What are you talking about?
Are you feeling all right?

No.

No, actually, I'm not.

I'm sorry.

Call and tell them
we can't make it.

SUSAN:
If anything unexpected happens

and you can't reach us,
call the McConnells.

I mean, all the emergency
numbers are on the pad

near the fridge.

It's two days, Mom.

I can handle it.
(laughs)

Oh, the Thompsons are going to
be dropping Rick off any minute.

Don't let those boys
give you a hard time.

(phone rings)
I-I told BJ
you're in charge.

Hello?

Yup, hang on,
Mrs. Thompson.

Hi, Janet. Ready when you are.

So, how was Miami?

Oh, hot and sweaty.

The weather was
nice, though.

(laughs)

Hi, guys.

Welcome home.

I forgot you guys were
coming back today.

Don't even look
at that wallpaper.

I'm embarrassed
it's still there.

Your mail.

I hope it wasn't
a problem.
No, not at all.

We were just trying to
scoot out of town ourselves.

I saw the fishing poles,
and where you off to?

Uh, Door County, Wisconsin.

Susan's family has a cabin
on the lake.

Oh, how romantic.
BRUCE:
Yeah, kind of.

We're driving up
with the Thompsons.

Actually,
we're not.

Janet just called
and cancelled.

Something about Roger
having the flu.

In the middle of summer?

I know. I'm so sick of
playing this game with her.

I mean, all we did was
move a few blocks away.

I'm sorry.

BRUCE:
Ah, we still

got the lake breeze
and the fresh pine.

And each other.

Sounds pretty
good to me.
Yeah.

(Trina laughs)

Why don't you join us?

TRINA:
Oh,

Susan, Tom didn't mean
for you to invite us.

SUSAN:
No, I-I'm serious.

Let it be our turn
to show you guys a good time,

right, Bruce?

Absolutely.

Uh, plenty of room.

TOM:
You know me.

I'm always up for an adventure.

Are you sure?

Then let's do it.

Great.
(laughter)

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TRINA:
This is beautiful.

BRUCE:
Susan's been coming
here forever.

TOM:
Your grandfather built
this place?

Great grandfather.

It was originally
intended

to be a church retreat,
believe it or not.

Half the town used to
congregate here on Sundays.

Grandpa Lyons used
to minister here

after a fallout
with the local parish.

Sounds scandalous.

You can read all about it
in those log books.

They-They go back
to the turn of the century.

Uh, bedrooms are through
there. Take your pick.

You catch any bass
in that lake?

BRUCE:
Yeah, I try to.
Uh, sometimes I think

the fish can smell
the city on me.

Let's get settled, and
we'll rig up the boat.

SUSAN:
Uh, hold on.

First things first, Bruce.

Right.

I almost forgot.

Something we should know?

Uh, we have a little tradition.

Newcomers have to jump
in the lake first thing.

No toe-testing, all the way in.

It's not mandatory, of course.

Your weekend, your rules.

Come on, Tom.
Let's go put on our suits.

(Trina laughs)

What are we doing?

Let's not overthink it.

Okay.

(footsteps approaching)

Looks like
you're feeling better.

Yeah.

Guess so.

You know, if we get
on the road right now,

there's still time
to salvage the weekend.

I'm happy right where I am.

Roger, what is going on?

You've been acting peculiar

ever since Bruce and Susan's
housewarming.

Maybe I'm just tired

of spending all of our free time
with them, you know?

I mean, what do the four of us
really have in common anyway?

How about, uh, ten years
of birthdays

and-and Easter dinners
and Thanksgivings?

They were our neighbors.

They lived across the street
from us.

Susan is more
than just a neighbor.

Look, I know

things have changed, and...

But if we go up there,
and-and we do all the things

we've always done together,
maybe...

Maybe things can change back.

What if it's already too late?

I don't accept that.

Hey, gaywad!

(children shouting)

What kind of putz
mows the lawn

when his parents
are out of town?

I thought yours decided
not to go.

So, why should that ruin
our weekend?

Grab your bike. Let's book over
to Vintage Vinyl.

They just got a bunch of Kiss
bootlegs in from Holland.

BJ!

Oh, great, it's Rapunzel.

Hey, Samantha.
Are you done

mowing the lawn?
My mom's trying to sleep.

What, is her mom a vampire?

Kind of.

Tell her
I'm finished.

Hey, we're gonna go buy
records. You want to come?

SAMANTHA:
Where are you going?

Vintage Vinyl.

It's in Evanston.

Hold on.

Are you kidding me?

What is your problem?

Why can't you just
be nice to her?

I don't think she has
a lot of friends.

Big shock.

*

Lookin' good,
ladies.

(Trina laughs)

Oh, what a gorgeous day.

Thanks for inviting us.

Thanks for coming.

I love how spontaneous
you and Tom are.

(laughs)

You know, I had to plan
this weekend

a year in advance with Janet,
and she still cancelled.

Sounds like she's really
testing your friendship.

She thinks
we've changed somehow.

Oh.

Um, what do you think?

* For real...

Maybe she's right.

Things have changed a lot
in the last two weeks.

You mean since
our night together?

* If what you're looking for
(laughs):
Oh.

* Is real love...

Things seem really good

with you
and Bruce.
Got a nibble.

Yeah.

Trina, remember

what I told you that night
at the Playboy Club,

about the pact
that Bruce and I made?

To keep your
relationship exclusive.

We, um,

had another talk about it
last weekend,

and decided to try

to open ourselves up
a little bit after all.

Meaning?

We haven't exactly
defined it yet.

Right now we're just
trying to be open

and honest
with each other

about how we feel

about, uh...

everything.

That's the only way it works.

TOM:
Wait a minute!

BRUCE:
No, no, don't rock the boat!
I got a bite!

I got a fish! I got a fish!
Close the net!

It's stuck on something...
I have to get a picture of this.

I think it's a big one!

Get the net!

(screams)

(shutter clicks,
Susan and Trina laugh)

I got it.

(laughing)

TRINA:
Hey, boys! Over here!

We're okay.

Guys, we are officially
into the homestretch here.

Two weeks from today you'll have
the AP credit out of the way.

You'll be able to enjoy

the sunshine without
pondering what Nietzsche

or Camus might have
to say about it.

Raise your hands
if you thought this class

was excruciatingly
long and slow.

(scattered laughter)
Hmm, okay.

How many of you thought
these six weeks just zipped by?

All right, you all get "A's."

(laughter)
Kidding.

In the spirit of
fleeting moments,

your next assignment
will be to write an essay

on the subjective
nature of time,

drawing from any
of the philosophers
we've been studying.

(school bell rings)
That's it.

Have a good weekend, everybody.

(indistinct chatter)

It's a cool assignment:
the subjective nature of time.

Faster, slower,
older, younger...

It's all perception, right?

Yes.

Um...

Laurie, I think
we should talk.

Me, too.

Here.

That fish was huge, and I
nearly had it in the boat.

BRUCE:
Yeah, all right, all right.

I messed up.
I take full responsibility.

Yeah, I want
that in writing.

It'll be noted in
the log book, I promise.

And don't forget to mention
just how big it was.

Size isn't everything, dear.

I think
I'll go rinse off.

Yeah, the water's hot, but
there's not a lot of it, so...

Well, a little hot water
goes a long way.

Well, I could get it
started for you.

Or we could...
all get in together.

Your cabin, your rules.

Uh, Susan?

Okay.

(door opens)

JANET:
Knock, knock!

Surprise...

Susan, what's going on?

Hey, kids.

I didn't know this weekend
was going to be a three-way.

Janet, let's go.
Sorry to interrupt.

BRUCE:
No, whoa-whoa, Rog.

He's just joking.

What, what are you
two doing here?

What are we doing here?

Well, you said
Roger wasn't feeling well.

I mean, you said
you weren't coming.

Well, it never occurred to me

you had our replacements
all lined up.

Um, let's not make
a deal about this.

Tom, let's go
get dressed.

You two drove
all this way

and we practically
invited ourselves.

Hold on a minute, Trina.
Susan?

Uh...

Why doesn't everybody just stay?

In two bedrooms?

How does that work?

We're gonna turn back around.

No, I don't want
you to do that.

Look, there's plenty of room.

We can figure this out. Please?

It's up to you.

I suppose we can manage
one night.

Of course, we'll need more food.
We were

just going to head
to the market.

You know what?
I-I'm going to go.

Okay, you guys
can dry off.

Roger, I'm going
to come with you.

Just give me a sec
to put something on.

I don't suppose anybody

took the time to wipe
down the kitchen?

No.

LOGAN:
Hey, Laurie.

Long time no see.

Where have you been hiding?

I haven't been hiding.
I've been studying.

Summer school should be
about over by now, isn't it?

Two weeks.

Summer always flies, right?

I'll see ya.

I came back for you, you know.

That night after the play,
I drove around the block.

I circled back for you.

Where'd you go?

You left me downtown
without a ride, Logan,

so... I found one.

With who?

Does it really matter?

There's a bonfire
at North Beach tonight.

Be cool if you
were there.

My parents are out of town.
I'm watching my brother.

But even if I weren't,

I wouldn't be going
to the bonfire.

Do you understand
what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Okay.

Bye, Logan.

ROGER:
How's the whitefish?

WOMAN:
Fresh as it gets.

Practically leapt
into my husband's
boat this morning.

Bruce and Tom won't
be happy to hear that.

Oh, well, fine.
We'll get something else.

No, no, I meant Bruce and Tom

flipped the boat over this
morning trying to catch fish.

(laughs):
It was hysterical.

Two whitefish, please.

Roger, are you okay?

Oh, yeah, yeah,
I just had, like,

a 24-hour flu or something.
No, no,

I-I mean...

I know it's awkward
with Tom and Trina here,

but... you and Janet called
and cancelled. I just...

You don't, you don't have
to explain yourself to me.

I'm sorry we crashed your party.

You didn't crash anything.
You were invited.

Well, with us here, I doubt
it'll be the kind of weekend

you expected to have
with your new friends.

WOMAN:
Here you are.
All right, thank you.

All right, we should...

we should go.

Wow!

Where'd you learn
to split wood like that?

Boy Scouts.
(chuckles)

I'm trying to imagine
you as a Boy Scout.

Well, it didn't all stick.

But I can still light a fire,

rig a sail and whittle
a tiny totem pole.

You whittle?
Oh, yeah.

Big whittler.

Hey, listen, Tom.

Um... I-I'm really sorry

about the unexpected guests.

Don't worry about it.

Hey, whatever the party is,
that's the party I'm at.

Man, everything just rolls
right off you, doesn't it?

Waves coming at you
a little fast these days?

You know, I'm just aware
these are

potentially dangerous waters
Susan and I are wading into.

It's not that
complicated.

You want to keep it open,
gotta keep it honest.

Okay.
JANET:
Lemonade, gentlemen?

Hey! What's cookin',
good-looking?

What's cooking
is a batch of my brownies.

World-famous recipe.
Mmm...

Well, if they're anything
like your lemonade,

we are in for a treat.

BRUCE:
The lady does make
a mean brownie,

I gotta give her that.
Thank you.

You ever seen a man
split a log, Jan?

Can't say that I have.

Well, now look
who's in for a treat.

I'll take this in.

Enjoy.

Oh! (laughs)

(door opens)

Who's winning
the he-man contest?

Tom, hands down.

I didn't mean
to abandon you with Janet.

I have a feeling
she might loosen up.

Uh, yeah, step away
from the stove.

You don't want to mess
with Janet's brownies.

Just adding something
to give it a little extra kick.

You know, I'm guessing
that isn't oregano.

(chuckles):
We could all stand

to mellow out a bit tonight,
don't you think?

Hey, hon.
How's the market?

Fine.

I'm going to check on Janet.

Bruce, would you start
cleaning the fish?

* Free my soul

* Want to get lost
in your rock... *

RICK:
Who lives here, Sonny and Cher?

BJ:
Be quiet, Rick.

You're sure
this is worth it?

They have a stereo and a pool.

I'm not getting arrested just so
I can see some freaky house.

It's not some freaky house.
It's Freak Central.

Whoa!

*

* Wash away my troubles,
wash away my pain *

* With the rain in Shambala...

Susan, the fish
is perfect.

Roger's idea.

All I did was
point and pay.

* ...the rain in Shambala

* Ah, ooh, ooh...

(sighs)

* Ah, ooh, ooh...

Susan, those cabin journals
are fascinating.

There's one entry

from 1948.

All it says is,

"I'm as lonesome
as Topaz."

That would be Great Aunt Sally.

* Everyone is lucky

* Everyone is so kind

I'll get the brownies.

Everyone, just sit.

I got it.

* Ah, ooh, ooh

* Yeah, yeah...

I wonder what
Aunt Sally was like.

Did you know her, Bruce?

Only in legend.

She never married.

Everyone said she was damn happy
about it.

Except for the
lonesome part.

I doubt you two
had much in common.

Why is that?

I just... can't imagine

you've ever
had a lonely moment

in your entire life.

There's a lot about me

you don't know, Janet.

You should learn
to control your prejudices.

Well, that's a laugh
coming from you.

I'm sorry?

I know how you feel
about me, Trina.

I mean, you wrote it on
Susan's wall, for Pete's sake.

What was it? Um, "Killjoy"?

TOM:
You might want

to help Susan with
those brownies.

Oh, yeah.

TRINA:
Nun's habit?

I don't even know
what you're talking about,

though I'm sorry
I missed it.

This is a complete disaster.

What was I thinking?

Just let Janet
and Trina work it out.

It's not about you.

Of course
it's about me.

I'm the one who
invited the Deckers.

You know, it's like...

it's like the minute
I make a few changes

in my life, Janet
starts behaving

like... like a
forgotten child.

Not that Trina's making
things any easier.

Can't argue with you
on that.

And then there's Roger.

He can barely look
me in the eye.

It's like I've done
something unspeakable.

I...
(clears throat)

What?

Uh, I-I probably should've
told you this earlier,

but-but I-I kind
of mentioned to-to Roger

that we'd done
some experimenting

with the Deckers.

You what?

What is the matter
with you?

You should really try
to learn to lighten up.

Might do you some good.

Oh, you know
what the problem is, Trina,

is that I'm not
going anywhere.

You're not gonna
get rid of me.

Anything else
I should know?

Uh, yeah, um...

uh, about those brownies...

I didn't write
anything about you

on Susan's wall, Janet;
that's paranoid.

Oh, and I suppose
it was just an accident

that you sent me
to the basement

on the Fourth of July.

You must have really
enjoyed yourself.

Let's send the boring,
stupid housewife

to wander off
into an orgy...

That's enough, both of you.

Roger...

you and I need to talk.

Everyone else,
have a pot brownie.

They're delicious.

Pot brownie?
What's she talking about?

World-famous recipe.
Trina, can you stop

pushing everyone's buttons
for five minutes?

You laced my brownies?

Loosen up, Janet.

You're on vacation.

I'll be outside.

(door closing)

* In the halls of Shambala

* Ah, ooh, ooh

I'll get the car.

No.

What are you doing?

We came here
for a reason, Roger.

Now go outside
and find Susan.

We are staying.

* Shambala...

And I am going
to eat a pot brownie.

* Ooh, yeah

* On the road to Shambala.

* Ooh...

* There's a port...

Well, I feel nothing.

It takes time.

Maybe you didn't
make them right.

Maybe you should eat another.

Oh, bad idea, Jan.

Trust me
on this one.

Hello.

Let's play a game.

Oh, oh, how about pinochle?

I was thinking something
a little simpler.

ROGER:
Susan?

I know that Bruce told you

what we did
at Tom and Trina's party,

and I...
Hey, your marriage

is none of my business.
I'm not judging you.

Well, it's why you cancelled
this weekend, isn't it?

Yeah.

I guess it's a little hard
for me to see

how Janet and I fit
into your new lifestyle.

There's no "lifestyle," Roger.

Why didn't you just talk
to me about it?

You and I don't really have
that kind of relationship.

We've been friends for years.

Yeah, sure, you're friends
with Janet,

and I'm friends
with Bruce,

but I didn't think
that we could...

you know, that you and I
could have a...

I didn't know how to talk
to you about it.

Does... Janet know?

Not from me.

Oh, she, uh...

she idolizes you.

I don't want
to be idolized.

What do you want?

Just to be happy.

You got a great house
and a great family.

What more do you need
to be happy?

That's a good question.

Roger...

are you happy?

Mostly.

Good.

I'm glad.

(snickers)

(metal clanging)

WOMAN (on TV):
I wasn't long, was I?
(doorbell rings)

MAN (on TV):
Not at all,
Mrs. Dietrichson.

Hope I've got my
face on straight.

Perfect, for my money.

Neff is the name,
isn't it?

DOUG:
Hi.
You're late.

Uh, well, I would
have called,

but your note didn't
have a phone number, so...

Well, come on in.
I'm just cleaning up.

Wow, you made dinner.

Poulet provence.

It's kind of gross.
You didn't miss much.

My parents are
out of town,

so I thought
I'd try and cook.

Uh, Laurie, I shouldn't
be here right now.

I thought you wanted to talk.

You're right.

Um, look, about what happened
in the library last week...

um, that was...

Just a kiss.
It's not that big a deal.

No, that was a very big deal.

I'm your teacher.

Only for two more weeks.

Well, if I did anything to...

I don't... you know, uh,

lead you to think
that... that...

I-I just want to say
I'm-I'm sorry.

I just want to apologize.

You didn't.

We were alone,
surrounded by books,

and Dylan was playing.

I practically jumped you.

I like you, Laurie.

I do. I really do.

I mean, you're smart.
You're funny.

I value your
input in class.

You know that, but this...
this can't happen.

It...

MAN (on TV):
I wish you'd tell me
what's engraved on that anklet.

Just my name.

DOUG:
Laurie?

Sorry.

PBS is doing a film noir week.

Oh, Barbara Stanwyck.

Oh, wow,
this is Double Indemnity.

Ah.

One of the rare occasions
I wish I owned a TV.

You don't own a TV?

Nah, conscientious objector.

Then stay.

Watch it with me.

45 miles an hour.

How fast was I
going, officer?

Who wants a shot?

No, thanks.

You know, you're
stealing from them.

Yeah, this from the girl
who showed us

how to break
into their house.

(coughing)

RICK (laughing):
Whoa.

That's
smooth gin.

You want to go in?

You first.

(laughing):
Sucker.

You are so dead.

No.

(both laughing)

(squeals)

BRUCE:
It's right foot yellow.

(laughing)
(Melanie's
"Brand New Key" plays)

Hey, hey, hey, watch
the goods, little missy.

I warned you.
I was a cheerleader.

Okay, spin it!

Okay, Trina, right hand green.

Right hand green.

Hurry, hurry,
hurry, hurry.

Hurry, hurry.
(squealing)

I can't do it.

I win! I win!

I win! I win! I win! I win!

Oh, oh, you're too
much for me, lady.

Flattery will get you nowhere
with me, mister.

Okay, who wants to play again?

No.
I'm afraid I must bow
to the queen.

Oh.

You know, if this
were high school,

you'd be my new best friend.

Oh, no, if this
were high school,

you wouldn't even
be talking to me.

You're probably
right.

I was too busy making out
with the bad boys.

(laughs)

You know what I was like
in high school?

Exactly the same
as I am now,

but with saddle shoes.
(all laugh)

I know-- sexy, right?

I thought you were
a cheerleader.

Only on weekends.

Ooh, it's always the
quiet ones, isn't it?

Roger wishes.

I have never done
anything wild and crazy

in my entire life.

Maybe tonight's
the night.

* Some people say
I've done all right for a girl *

* Oh, yeah, oh, yeah...

(gasps):
Trina.

I have an idea.

(laughing):
Oh, crap.
Wow. Now, see...

you want to use
a little wrist action.

Check it out.

Whoo!

Okay, wrist action?

Yeah, it might come in handy

at one of Tom and
Trina's parties.

(both chuckle)

Oh!
Ooh...

Hey, you think Tom skips stones?

(imitates Tom):
Hey, man, you can skip or not.

Whatever you're into.

(laughs)

BRUCE:
You guys okay
out here?

Much better.

Good.

How's it going in there?

Is that laughter or screaming
I'm hearing?

Little of both.

I think Janet's buzz
is definitely peaking.

(laughter)

I better go check on her.

(shrieking laughter)

Ally, ally, all come free!

You guys in, or what?

Shall we?

* I've got brand-new pair
of roller skates... *

* I think
that we should get together *

* And try them on to see

* La-la, la-la-la

* La-la,
la-la-la *

* La-la, la-la-la, la

* I've got a brand-new pair
of roller skates *

* You got a brand-new key...

(singing along
with tape player)

* Whoa, whoa-whoa-oo,
shout it, shout it *

* Shout it out loud...

Rick's wasted.

Make sure he sleeps
face down.

Most girls get advice

about boys and make-up
from their moms.

Mine tells me how
not to puke in my sleep.

Have you ever been drunk?

Nah, I don't want
to end up like my mom.

Or anybody else in
this neighborhood.

So how come this place
is Freak Central?

They have
these parties.

I've seen them
sometimes.

You wouldn't believe it
if I told you.

My parents are with them
this weekend.

I can't really imagine them
doing anything weird.

They're like
the definition of normal.

Everything looks normal
on the outside.

* Shout it, shout it,
shout it out... *

(flames crackling)

Honey?
Hmm?

Can you get my hair?

Mm-hmm.

Mmm, that's nice.

So... Roger and I will just
sleep on the porch.

Oh, no, no.
You guys take the bed.

Man, I dig the night air.

No, no, it's fine.

I'll just get some blankets.

SUSAN:
I have an idea.

How about girls in one room
and boys in the other?

(laughs)

You mean,
like a sleepover.

That could be fun.

Works for me.

(giggles)

Good night, honey.

Good night.

Good night.
Good night, Roger.

Good night.

Meet me on the porch
in 20 minutes.

TV ANNOUNCER:
Coming up next
on our film noir week...

So... what do
you think?

I know I'm supposed
to go along

with the whole
femme fatale thing.

I just wish powerful women

weren't always portrayed
as evil.

It's like a poisonous spider
that has to be exterminated.

Fred MacMurray wasn't

exactly a paragon
of virtue, though.

Yeah, but the movie
practically blamed

all of his bad behavior on her.

God, why are men so paranoid?

Not all men are.

At least she had great hair.

There is that, yes.

This works, you know.

You and me.

Uh...

But you have to go, don't you?

Yes, I do.

(car door opens and closes)

(engine starts)

(giggling)

I had so much fun tonight.

Me, too.

Me, too.

I can't remember
the last time

I slept with anyone
other than Roger.

(chuckles)

No, not that I ever slept
with anyone but Roger.

I just mean... sleep,
as in actual sleeping.

Hmm.

Tom's starting a new job,
flying to Tokyo next week.

A lot of nights apart.

Are you worried?

I'm not worried.
I'm just...

Lonesome?

As Topaz.

Don't worry.

You can always
call us.

(crickets chirring)

(owl hooting)

Hey.

(sighs)

Did we actually
all survive this?

Yeah, I think so.

Of course tomorrow's
another day.

There isn't
really a handbook

for what we're going through
right now, is there?

No, there isn't.

We're...

We're okay though, right?

Yeah. We're okay.

(birds singing)

(snoring)

(moans)

Mm, morning.

What am I wearing?

That's mine.

Where are my clothes?

Last I remember, you threw them
in the fireplace.

(Rick groans)

RICK:
My head.

Where the hell are we?

(Bruce moans softly)

(Susan moans softly)

Is that pancakes?

ROGER:
Morning.

BRUCE:
Hey, morning.

We have blueberry
and banana pancakes.

I couldn't find
any walnuts.

You're leaving?

Well, you know Roger.

He always likes to be
the first one on the road.

I thought you'd stay.

It's... It's time for us to go.

Morning.
Hey.

I hope you guys don't mind,

but Tom and I decided
to get back today.

I got my first big flight
Monday; I want to be ready.

Of course.

Why don't
we stay, Janet?

Okay.

Trina, are you sure you don't
have time for pancakes?

There's plenty.

Sure.

Always have time for pancakes.

* Hello, old friend

* Hello, old friend

* It's really good to see you
once again *

* Hello, old friend

* Hello, old friend

* It's really good to see you
once again *

* Aah-aah

* I saw you walking
underneath the stars *

* I couldn't stop
'cause I was in a car *

* I'm sure the distance
wouldn't be too far *

* If I got out
and walked to where you are *

* Hello, old friend

* Hello, old friend...

BRUCE:
Suse, you coming?

Just a sec.

* Hello, old friend

* Hello, old friend

* It's really good to see you
once again *

* Aah-aah

* Hello, old friend

* Hello, old friend

* It's really good to see you
once again *

* Hello, old friend...

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