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Y up from cocoa beach.
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Hey, son.
Working hard?
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He's gonna say, "hardly working."
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I meant to tell you
he was driving out.
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Did he say it?
Oh, yeah!
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good kid!
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He wasn't supposed to show up
for a few more days.
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Well, guess what he brought us.
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A dog...To keep.
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Yes!
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Yes.
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Yes, I should have told Claire
about the dog.
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And I was going to.
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But I-I was just waiting for her
to be in the right mood.
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Actually, I did get one "right
mood" a couple nights ago,
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But...I cashed that in
for something else.
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Am I in trouble?
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Oh, really, really big.
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Okay, I'm a little scared.
How bad is this?
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Oh, well...
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We have a new rule --
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No sleeping in the bedroom.
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Mr. Pritchett?
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Ben.
Ben Dugan.
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I went to High School
with Mitch.
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We were in the drama club
together.
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That's right.
Yeah.
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Geez, I didn't recognize you
without that old-guy makeup on.
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You know, you and Mitch knocked "the
sunshine boys" out of the park.
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Mitch was really great in that.
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I always thought
he should be an actor.
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Eh, he's got a real job now.
He's a lawyer.
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Ah.
How about you?
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Still acting.
Fantastic.
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Actually, it's exciting.
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I'm in a new movie --
"maple drive" -- just came out.
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You're kidding me.
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Look at me --
I know somebody famous.
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Uh, anyway, I got to go.
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Great to see you.
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Good to see you, too.
Yeah.
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Kid's a movie star.
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Hey, how'd it go in there?
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No cavities,
and I got a free toothbrush.
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Hey,
you want to go to the movies?
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I just heard about a good one.
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But I'm supposed to be
in school.
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You're supposed to floss, too,
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But you got away with that one.
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Come on. Let's go.
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One of the greatest days
of my life
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Was when my old man
sprung me from school
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And took me to the track.
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I wanted to do the same
type of thing for Manny.
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Plus, I figured when Gloria
heard about it,
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Maybe it pays off
in the bedroom.
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I wonder if that's why
my old man did it.
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Oh, crap.
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Your mother-in-law
just had to have the dog.
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Turns out she's allergic.
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And the pet store
didn't have a grace period
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Or a return policy or anything?
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I got him from the pound.
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Was there a twister in Kansas?
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'cause there's a house
in my driveway.
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welcome home, Mr. Dunphy.
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always a pleasure, Mr. Dunphy.
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Indeed it is,
Mr. Dunphy.
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Place it there.
Ah, I shall, I shall.
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I miss this.
Get in here!
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my dad is awesome.
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He's awesome.
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He's always up.
He's always happy.
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I mean, he and I are best buds.
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We're like two peas in a pod
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Or Siamese twins
or a snake with two heads.
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They've actually been all those
things for Halloween.
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Yeah.
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Hey, this must be scout, huh?
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I should warn you --
he sheds.
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I made the mistake of letting
him sleep with me on the road.
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Now my sheets look like
two bigfoots did it.
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pardon the language.
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How's mom?
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Speaking of big feet, eh?
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She is on a cruise
with her girlfriends,
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Some of which
are not totally unattractive.
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Mm. Uh, that reminds me -- she
sent some gifts for the kids.
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Um, I will be right back.
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You three get better acquainted.
Will do.
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Fun.
Will do.
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I cannot believe you got a dog
without consulting me.
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This was
a major family decision.
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It was wrong.
Yeah.
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And I'm sorry.
Mm.
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But we have talked about
getting a dog for years,
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And you're the only one
who wasn't into it.
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Because I knew that I would be
the one taking care of it.
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That's not true.
Oh.
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No, we will all help.
Mm-hmm.
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This is a great chance to teach
the kids responsibility.
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That is exactly what you said
about Luke's paper route.
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Hello?
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Is anyone in there?
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Red's a good color on you.
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Aah!
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It's just a movie.
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Oh, he's so cute!
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Look at his little face.
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I always wanted a dog.
Thanks, grandpa.
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Okay, but remember, having a dog
is a major responsibility.
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Everyone in the family
has to pitch in.
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Can do, Mrs. D.
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Not you, Dylan.
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Oh, phew. 'cause I got
a lot on my plate right now.
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Hey, look who's here.
Uncle Cam.
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Hey, we heard about
the new addition,
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And we had to come right over!
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Cameron,
so good to see you again.
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Now, that is a shirt.
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Oh, well, thank you, Frank.
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I get them online.
I'll send you a link.
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Oh, well, at home,
I smoke sausages.
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I'll send you a link.
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classic.
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And this must be Lily.
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Oh, yes. She just couldn't wait
to meet the new doggy.
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I think she's good right here.
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Let me get in there
and get some of that dogginess.
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Oh, there it is.
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Haley, I got to go.
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What's wrong?
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That was Brian.
He just quit the band.
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What? Why?
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He's moving to Portland.
His parents got back together.
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Oh, that sucks.
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I know.
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Now we're gonna have to cancel
the gig tomorrow.
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Maybe you can find
another drummer.
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No, I think it's too late
for that now.
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I play drums.
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Huh?
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Well, I mean,
I haven't played in a while
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Since Lily's come along,
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But if you're in a jam...
I can jam.
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Well, you know,
I totally would,
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But I'm not sure we like the
same sorts of music, you know?
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Oh, what, because I'm gay I'm just
gonna want to play show tunes?
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, because you're old.
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Wow, that hurt more, Dylan.
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Give him a chance.
It's better than canceling.
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You're right.
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Don't want to lose
the deposit on that fog machine.
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Okay, let's do it.
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I used to be a music teacher,
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But I gave that up
as soon as Lily came along.
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Yes, well, we just felt
that it was really important
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That one of us stayed home
to raise her, so...
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Yeah, and that's not a judgment
on other people's choices.
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It's just that we happen to be
a very traditional family.
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Yes, that's what
the disabled lesbian shaman
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Who blessed Lily's room
said, too.
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How you doing, buddy?
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All right, relax.
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Oh, geez.
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That is impossible.
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My dad is the happiest guy
on earth.
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It probably just sounded like
he was crying.
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Have you heard the noises he makes
when he gets out of a chair?
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No, I know what I heard.
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I think this has something
to do with your mom. What?
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Yeah, he came here alone.
Think about it.
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She's on a cruise.
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Yeah, and they never take
separate vacations, so...
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No.
No, if something was wrong,
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My dad would tell me about it.
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No, Phil, he wouldn't,
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Because you guys never actually
talk about anything.
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We talk all the time.
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He crank-calls me at work
like three times a week.
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Crank calls don't count.
It counts for fun.
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No, honestly, I think
that you should find out
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What's going on with your dad.
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It's going to be nothing.
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My dad isn't like your dad.
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There's nothing deep and dark
inside.
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His hard candy Shell
is just...Hiding more candy.
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I think he wants to go out.
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Go boy.
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Smart dog.
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I hate to break it to you, but
I think all dogs can do that.
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I'm gonna play outside.
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Ow!
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What happened?
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Okay, should I just play
a little something?
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Yeah, but, you know,
if it doesn't work out,
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Don't feel bad.
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Well,
hopefully this is --
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This is like riding a bicycle
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And will all come back to me.
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that's the loud one.
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So...Here we go.
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Hm
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Oh, silly me.
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I had the sticks
in the wrong hands.
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Wow.
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Dude, you should label
those sticks.
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Is that the alarm?
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Has our perimeter
been breached?
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It's not the alarm.
The doorbell won't stop ringing.
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Maybe a demon is ringing it.
Not a demon.
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Ay!
Who keeps ringing the doorbell?
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We're pretty sure it's a demon.
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Oh, yeah?
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there.
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If it were a demon,
it would keep on ringing.
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Not if he's already inside.
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I'm getting a weapon.
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What were you thinking?
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Who takes a little boy
to a horror movie?
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That's loco, Jay.
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Th is no big deal.
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You want scary?
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When I was his age,
226
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I lived through
the Cuban missile crisis.
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I slept th a butter knife
under my pillow
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In case I had to fight
some soviet colonel.
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Why would they send a soviet
colonel to get a little boy?
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Because I could identify
every commie plane.
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What are we talking about?
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Look, all I'm saying, being
scared is part of growing up.
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Manny will get over this.
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It builds character.
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I'll take the first watch.
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You two might as well
get some rest.
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It's gonna be a long night.
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Character.
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Dad?
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Come on in.
It's open.
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Hey.
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Don't tell me --
you need a cup of sugar.
243
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nah, just, uh...
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I was just wondering,
I don't know, uh...
245
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Anything on the old noodle?
246
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Other than a bad toupee?
247
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I'm kidding, of course.
This is my real hair.
248
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Well, okay.
249
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Wait a mute.
I want task you something.
250
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Am I'm putting you
in a bad position
251
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With this whole dog thing?
252
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Claire seemed
a little...Put out.
253
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Oh, don't worry about it.
254
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Claire didn't like me at first,
either.
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I can't blame her.
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Dismissed.
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Oh, dad, um, you know what?
258
00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,731
I, uh...
259
00:10:33,765 --> 00:10:35,799
Claire saw something,
260
00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:38,002
And she'd kill me if I --
if I didn't ask.
261
00:10:38,036 --> 00:10:38,936
What is it?
262
00:10:43,074 --> 00:10:45,608
Would you wear pants to
breakfast, for crying out loud?
263
00:10:47,043 --> 00:10:48,611
You got me again.
264
00:10:48,645 --> 00:10:50,245
Right in the funny bone.
All right.
265
00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,680
Come on, scout.
Let go of it.
266
00:10:51,714 --> 00:10:53,048
No, no, no!
267
00:10:53,082 --> 00:10:54,416
Ugh!
268
00:10:54,451 --> 00:10:56,585
Dog.
Look at this!
269
00:10:56,619 --> 00:10:59,087
How did he get ahold
of your bra?
270
00:10:59,121 --> 00:11:00,421
Well,
uh, we were out on a date,
271
00:11:00,456 --> 00:11:01,822
And he has
a really nice car, so --
272
00:11:01,857 --> 00:11:02,790
How do you think?
273
00:11:02,824 --> 00:11:04,591
He got it
out of the laundry basket.
274
00:11:04,625 --> 00:11:06,926
I can't take my eyes
off that dog for a second.
275
00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,460
Why don't you just keep him
in the crate?
276
00:11:08,495 --> 00:11:11,063
I tried that.
He figured out how to get out.
277
00:11:11,097 --> 00:11:12,564
I thought you were dealing
with your dad.
278
00:11:12,598 --> 00:11:14,299
Oh, yeah. I did.
He's fine, so...
279
00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:18,002
Whoa, you got that from
a two-minute conversation?
280
00:11:18,036 --> 00:11:21,104
I asked him point-blank
if he was okay.
281
00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:22,972
He said he was,
so I just --
282
00:11:23,006 --> 00:11:26,275
Just swapped some jokes
and moved on.
283
00:11:26,309 --> 00:11:29,678
Phil, the man needs
more of a push than that.
284
00:11:29,713 --> 00:11:32,614
Look, if he wants to talk to me
about it, he will.
285
00:11:32,649 --> 00:11:34,683
Geez, someone's panties
are in a bunch.
286
00:11:34,717 --> 00:11:35,950
I thought I was showing
concern and --
287
00:11:35,985 --> 00:11:37,051
No, right there.
288
00:11:37,085 --> 00:11:39,553
Oh, my God.
That damn dog.
289
00:11:39,587 --> 00:11:42,322
Guys, a little help.
290
00:11:42,356 --> 00:11:44,558
I have to go to the bathroom,
291
00:11:44,592 --> 00:11:46,660
And I'm not gonna do it
in here.
292
00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:56,835
Hey, I got Chinese.
293
00:11:56,869 --> 00:11:58,736
Sweet.
I'm starving.
294
00:11:58,770 --> 00:12:00,237
Oh, we have guests.
295
00:12:00,271 --> 00:12:03,006
Yeah, hey. We were just having
a little jam session.
296
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:05,775
You know Dylan.
This is Craig. This is Neal.
297
00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:08,377
I'll always remember him
as the stranger holding my baby.
298
00:12:08,411 --> 00:12:10,112
Can I talk to you
in the kitchen for a second?
299
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,246
Uh, yeah.
300
00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:14,482
Uh, hey, guys,
let's -- let's just take five.
301
00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:16,317
What's up
with "21 jump street"?
302
00:12:16,351 --> 00:12:18,152
Oh. Oh, well,
their drummer quit,
303
00:12:18,186 --> 00:12:20,353
And I'm gonna fill in for
him tomorrow night. No, no.
304
00:12:20,388 --> 00:12:22,488
We have pepper's après-ski fondue
party tomorrow night, Cam.
305
00:12:22,522 --> 00:12:24,256
Oh, no.
306
00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:25,657
So you'll just have to
tell your band
307
00:12:25,692 --> 00:12:27,359
That they're gonna have to find
someone else.
308
00:12:27,393 --> 00:12:29,360
You know what? No, I'm not gonna
let these fellas down.
309
00:12:29,394 --> 00:12:30,461
I made a commitment.
310
00:12:30,495 --> 00:12:32,362
You made two commitments, okay?
311
00:12:32,397 --> 00:12:34,798
And you know how pepper is.
Everything has to be perfect.
312
00:12:34,832 --> 00:12:37,166
He gets mad if you don't wear
a big sweater.
313
00:12:37,201 --> 00:12:40,434
Yeah, I remember. I got so hot last year,
I almost went facedown in the Gruyère.
314
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,435
So I'm going by myself.
Is that what you're saying?
315
00:12:43,537 --> 00:12:45,137
I just feel like
I kind of need this.
316
00:12:45,172 --> 00:12:47,940
To round out
your college applications?
317
00:12:47,974 --> 00:12:50,642
It's just that because
I'm always home with Lily,
318
00:12:50,676 --> 00:12:52,610
I just feel like I'm going
a little bit stir crazy.
319
00:12:52,644 --> 00:12:53,911
Look at the den.
320
00:12:53,945 --> 00:12:55,979
Every time I finish painting it,
I start all over again.
321
00:12:56,014 --> 00:12:58,815
It's like
the Golden Gate Bridge.
322
00:12:58,850 --> 00:13:01,418
I'm gonna go back to jamming.
323
00:13:04,855 --> 00:13:06,188
Aah!
324
00:13:08,391 --> 00:13:11,359
Yeah, we got to fix this.
325
00:13:18,724 --> 00:13:20,792
Hey, what's with the big sweater
at a concert?
326
00:13:20,826 --> 00:13:22,126
Is that a gay thing?
327
00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:25,396
No, dad, it's for my friend
pepper's après-ski fondue --
328
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,931
Yeah, yeah, it's a gay thing.
329
00:13:27,965 --> 00:13:29,598
I hope they start soon.
330
00:13:29,633 --> 00:13:32,666
I don't think scout
likes to be left alone.
331
00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:34,266
You love the dog.
332
00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:35,299
No, I don't love the dog.
333
00:13:35,334 --> 00:13:36,734
I love my couch,
334
00:13:36,769 --> 00:13:39,670
And the dog was looking at it
like it was a giant sausage.
335
00:13:39,704 --> 00:13:41,972
Good news, you two. You're
getting your driveway back.
336
00:13:42,006 --> 00:13:43,706
I'm hitting the open road
in the morning.
337
00:13:43,741 --> 00:13:44,707
Oh, already?
Yeah.
338
00:13:44,742 --> 00:13:46,442
Anxious to get home and see mom,
huh?
339
00:13:46,476 --> 00:13:48,643
No, I'm just gonna drive
wherever the wind blows me,
340
00:13:48,678 --> 00:13:50,312
Which is usually
into the next lane.
341
00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:51,980
Can we get some sodas, grandpa?
342
00:13:52,014 --> 00:13:53,715
Okay, but just one.
I'm driving.
343
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:54,983
Come on.
344
00:13:56,652 --> 00:13:57,618
He's not going home?
345
00:13:57,652 --> 00:13:59,119
He's never been away
from my mom
346
00:13:59,154 --> 00:14:00,821
For longer
than a doctor's appointment.
347
00:14:00,855 --> 00:14:02,121
Honey, I know.
I told you.
348
00:14:02,156 --> 00:14:03,222
I always felt bad
349
00:14:03,257 --> 00:14:04,990
For people with
emotionally distant fathers.
350
00:14:05,025 --> 00:14:06,525
It turns out I'm one of them.
351
00:14:06,559 --> 00:14:09,828
It's a miracle
I didn't end up a stripper.
352
00:14:09,862 --> 00:14:11,796
Hey, thanks, everybody,
for coming out.
353
00:14:11,830 --> 00:14:13,764
These are some songs we wrote.
354
00:14:13,798 --> 00:14:15,432
1, 2!
355
00:14:15,467 --> 00:14:17,067
1, 2, 3!
356
00:14:17,101 --> 00:14:19,135
♪ baby, don't leave me ♪
357
00:14:19,169 --> 00:14:21,203
♪ I just, I want you to know ♪
358
00:14:21,237 --> 00:14:23,737
♪ I want you to know ♪
359
00:14:23,772 --> 00:14:27,738
♪ there's something inside me
that I cannot control ♪
360
00:14:27,773 --> 00:14:29,043
♪ I cannot control ♪
361
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:31,344
Our boyfriends totally rock!
362
00:14:31,379 --> 00:14:33,512
I know, right?!
363
00:14:33,546 --> 00:14:37,148
Well, the plan was to watch him
for 10 minutes
364
00:14:37,182 --> 00:14:39,249
And then run out
to pepper's party.
365
00:14:39,283 --> 00:14:41,149
♪ ...My veins ♪
366
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,851
♪ my blood runs... ♪
367
00:14:42,885 --> 00:14:46,688
But he was so great up there,
how -- how could I leave?
368
00:14:46,722 --> 00:14:51,093
♪ but don't be afraid ♪
369
00:14:51,127 --> 00:14:53,227
♪ I'll be your vampire ♪
370
00:14:53,262 --> 00:14:54,762
It was his moment.
371
00:14:54,796 --> 00:14:55,830
Come on!
372
00:14:55,864 --> 00:14:58,899
Wow!
I know!
373
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:13,812
And his moment went on
for a really...
374
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,847
Really long time.
375
00:15:31,323 --> 00:15:33,090
Turns out, I could have
run to the party
376
00:15:33,124 --> 00:15:35,758
And made it back for the end...
377
00:15:35,793 --> 00:15:38,330
Of his moment.
378
00:15:39,933 --> 00:15:43,201
Manny, go brush your teeth
and get ready for bed, okay?
379
00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:45,003
Your bed.
380
00:15:45,037 --> 00:15:46,439
Can I watch TV?
381
00:15:46,473 --> 00:15:47,907
Only 10 minutes.
382
00:15:47,942 --> 00:15:49,542
Okay.
383
00:15:57,317 --> 00:15:58,985
Hey, Jay, it's Ben Dugan.
384
00:15:59,019 --> 00:16:00,352
I got your message.
385
00:16:00,387 --> 00:16:02,788
Uh, yes, I'm happy to help out.
I'll swing by tonight.
386
00:16:02,822 --> 00:16:04,489
What's that?
That's Ben.
387
00:16:04,524 --> 00:16:06,290
That's the guy
who was in the movie.
388
00:16:06,325 --> 00:16:08,658
I figured when Manny sees him,
sees how nice he is,
389
00:16:08,693 --> 00:16:10,460
He'll realize it's all pretend.
390
00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:16,766
You think that will work?
391
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:18,135
That guy's a sweetheart.
392
00:16:18,169 --> 00:16:19,837
Manny's gonna spend
two minutes with him.
393
00:16:19,871 --> 00:16:21,304
He'll explain
how the movie's made.
394
00:16:21,339 --> 00:16:23,673
He's even bringing
his fake machete.
395
00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:25,175
Thing's made of rubber.
396
00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:33,712
Hey, are you Manny?
397
00:16:33,747 --> 00:16:35,081
I'm here for you!
398
00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:37,216
Look what I got.
399
00:16:38,185 --> 00:16:40,152
Aah!
400
00:16:40,187 --> 00:16:42,421
Mom, he's here!
401
00:16:42,455 --> 00:16:44,189
Que pasó?! Que pasó?!
Que pasó?!
402
00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:47,791
Ay!
403
00:16:47,825 --> 00:16:50,026
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
404
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,127
Oh, geez.
405
00:16:56,497 --> 00:16:58,163
Oh, my God.
I think that's him.
406
00:16:58,198 --> 00:16:59,531
hey!
407
00:16:59,566 --> 00:17:01,299
You stayed.
408
00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:02,967
Yeah. Well, you know,
I'm -- I'm with the band.
409
00:17:03,001 --> 00:17:05,536
I thought the gig
was a little sloppy in spots,
410
00:17:05,570 --> 00:17:07,604
But I think once I learn
all the songs...
411
00:17:07,638 --> 00:17:10,972
I thought -- I thought this
was a one-time thing.
412
00:17:11,006 --> 00:17:13,240
Are you kidding?
We destroyed in there.
413
00:17:13,274 --> 00:17:15,274
Did you hear that one lady
screaming my name?
414
00:17:15,309 --> 00:17:16,775
That was Phil.
415
00:17:16,810 --> 00:17:18,376
He had a red bull.
416
00:17:18,411 --> 00:17:20,078
Hey, guys, good gig, huh?
417
00:17:20,113 --> 00:17:21,880
Yeah, totally awesome.
418
00:17:21,914 --> 00:17:23,648
Heck of a gig.
419
00:17:23,683 --> 00:17:25,016
Hey, guys.
420
00:17:25,051 --> 00:17:27,284
Hey.
I thought you were in Portland.
421
00:17:27,319 --> 00:17:29,720
No,
my parents broke up again.
422
00:17:29,754 --> 00:17:32,323
I'm not moving.
I can stay in the band.
423
00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:37,595
Well, this --
this is awkward.
424
00:17:37,630 --> 00:17:38,730
Uh...
425
00:17:38,764 --> 00:17:39,931
Cam.
426
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,234
Oh, a-awkward for me.
427
00:17:48,372 --> 00:17:50,840
Good luck following that,
Ringo.
428
00:17:53,209 --> 00:17:55,610
I believe this belongs to you.
429
00:17:55,645 --> 00:17:58,280
I don't want to drag the house
along with me.
430
00:17:58,314 --> 00:18:00,048
Come here, you little monkeys.
431
00:18:00,082 --> 00:18:01,716
Bye, grandpa, we'll miss you.
432
00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:03,184
I wish I could take you
with me.
433
00:18:03,218 --> 00:18:05,586
Yeah, drive safe, grandpa.
I'll try.
434
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:07,454
You sure you don't want to stay
for breakfast?
435
00:18:07,488 --> 00:18:10,222
No, I ought to be
hitting the road.
436
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,858
Whelp...Adiós.
437
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,425
Dad, hold on.
Hmm?
438
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:15,893
Can I talk to you for a second?
439
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,261
Sure.
440
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:19,831
Guys.
441
00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:22,533
I don't think
you're being honest with me.
442
00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:26,236
I-I know something
is going on with you.
443
00:18:27,738 --> 00:18:29,204
What's up?
444
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:30,605
Something up?
445
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,774
Well, my boxers are, uh,
riding a little high.
446
00:18:32,809 --> 00:18:34,710
I'm not in the mood for jokes
right now,
447
00:18:34,744 --> 00:18:35,977
Although you nailed that.
448
00:18:36,012 --> 00:18:37,011
Thanks. Thanks.
Great stuff.
449
00:18:37,046 --> 00:18:39,814
Thanks.
450
00:18:39,848 --> 00:18:41,515
It's nothing.
451
00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:44,117
Oh, it's nothing?
452
00:18:44,152 --> 00:18:45,485
Nothing to do with mom?
453
00:18:45,553 --> 00:18:47,954
No!
454
00:18:47,989 --> 00:18:51,390
Well...Yeah.
455
00:18:51,424 --> 00:18:53,025
I've fallen in love.
456
00:18:53,059 --> 00:18:55,927
Oh, my God!
Who is she?
457
00:18:55,962 --> 00:18:57,162
He.
458
00:18:57,196 --> 00:18:59,030
What?
459
00:18:59,064 --> 00:19:01,832
It's that little guy
right over there.
460
00:19:01,866 --> 00:19:03,700
Come on over here.
Come on.
461
00:19:03,735 --> 00:19:04,701
Come on.
462
00:19:04,735 --> 00:19:06,670
There you go.
Oh, look at him.
463
00:19:06,704 --> 00:19:07,971
Driving across country,
464
00:19:08,005 --> 00:19:11,207
This little bastard nuzzled
his way right into my heart.
465
00:19:11,241 --> 00:19:12,608
Didn't you?
466
00:19:12,642 --> 00:19:15,210
So, this is just about you
not wanting to leave the dog?
467
00:19:15,244 --> 00:19:16,444
Well, you should tell mom.
468
00:19:16,478 --> 00:19:18,312
Those three days
on the road with him
469
00:19:18,346 --> 00:19:19,814
Were the happiest of my life.
470
00:19:19,848 --> 00:19:21,315
You should leave that part out.
471
00:19:21,349 --> 00:19:24,217
I don't want to keep scout
if it makes grandpa sad.
472
00:19:24,251 --> 00:19:27,053
Yeah, I know, sweetie,
but grandma has allergies,
473
00:19:27,087 --> 00:19:29,221
So scout has to stay with us.
474
00:19:29,256 --> 00:19:31,824
Well, she could always just get
some allergy shots.
475
00:19:31,858 --> 00:19:34,093
Honey, you don't want
to put her through that.
476
00:19:34,127 --> 00:19:36,862
Well, hell, back in the day,
I got a vasectomy for her.
477
00:19:36,896 --> 00:19:39,631
Dad, dad, please.
478
00:19:39,665 --> 00:19:41,799
Scout's --
scout's your dog.
479
00:19:41,833 --> 00:19:43,967
He should go with you.
480
00:19:46,637 --> 00:19:49,905
Okay, you twisted my arm.
481
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:51,473
Thanks, son.
482
00:19:51,508 --> 00:19:53,441
Thanks for poking through
the armor.
483
00:19:53,476 --> 00:19:55,677
You're poking through the armor
down there.
484
00:19:55,711 --> 00:19:56,944
What?
Made you look.
485
00:19:58,246 --> 00:19:59,846
You are a treasure.
486
00:19:59,881 --> 00:20:01,948
Come on, scout.
Let's mosey.
487
00:20:01,982 --> 00:20:03,716
Oh, oh, oh, oh, wait.
488
00:20:05,285 --> 00:20:06,819
He loves that.
489
00:20:06,853 --> 00:20:08,687
Oh, I bet he does.
490
00:20:08,721 --> 00:20:12,356
No, scout.
This time, I drive.
491
00:20:12,390 --> 00:20:14,190
You still got it!
492
00:20:14,225 --> 00:20:16,125
I can't believe
I'm saying this,
493
00:20:16,159 --> 00:20:18,093
But I think
I might have actually
494
00:20:18,127 --> 00:20:19,995
Gotten even closer with my dad.
495
00:20:21,497 --> 00:20:24,631
I can't believe he took my dog.
496
00:20:24,666 --> 00:20:26,600
Bye, pop! Bye, grandpa!
Love you!
497
00:20:26,634 --> 00:20:28,201
Bye, dad.
498
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,805
Bye, grandpa! I love you!
Luke, stay!
499
00:20:30,839 --> 00:20:32,209
Luke, stay!
Come back soon!
500
00:20:32,243 --> 00:20:33,744
I'll see you later!
Luke, stay!
501
00:20:33,778 --> 00:20:35,512
Luke!
Stay!
502
00:20:35,513 --> 00:20:37,513
Sync by kuniva for addic7ed.com
503
00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:39,335
Frank.
504
00:20:39,369 --> 00:20:40,369
Hey, Jay!
505
00:20:40,403 --> 00:20:42,337
Good to see you.
Great to see you.
506
00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:44,105
Didn't expect to find you here.
507
00:20:44,140 --> 00:20:46,808
Well, listen, when my
granddaughter's boyfriend's band
508
00:20:46,842 --> 00:20:48,209
Plays an under-21 club
509
00:20:48,243 --> 00:20:51,346
With my daughter-in-law's
brother's gay partner,
510
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:52,380
I show up.
511
00:20:52,414 --> 00:20:53,848
That's just how I was raised.
512
00:20:53,883 --> 00:20:55,483
I don't think you met my wife,
Gloria.
513
00:20:55,517 --> 00:20:56,650
Hola.
514
00:20:56,685 --> 00:21:00,117
Well, it's a pleasure.
You are a lovely woman.
515
00:21:00,151 --> 00:21:01,151
You must be Frank.
516
00:21:01,186 --> 00:21:02,853
Okay, then.
517
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:05,856
You are hotter than a Las Vegas
sidewalk on the 4th of July.
518
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,924
did I go too far?
519
00:21:07,959 --> 00:21:09,292
Not you, Frank.
No.
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