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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:09,530 --> 00:00:12,621 I know, 18 years old, can you believe it? 3 00:00:12,623 --> 00:00:13,677 And she's a sweetheart. 4 00:00:13,679 --> 00:00:15,352 Ah, well thank you. Yeah, she's a good kid. 5 00:00:15,354 --> 00:00:17,640 - She's an incredible spirit. - Ah, well that's very sweet Mark, 6 00:00:17,642 --> 00:00:20,403 - thank you. Well, she's a good kid. - Good kid, Paul. She's a gem, Paul. 7 00:00:20,405 --> 00:00:22,903 Yeah she's a... yeah... Mark, I'm agreeing with you. 8 00:00:22,905 --> 00:00:26,040 She's a good kid, yes. And so tomorrow, 9 00:00:26,042 --> 00:00:28,376 tomorrow 7:00 at Ira's. 10 00:00:28,378 --> 00:00:29,844 And it's a surprise, all right? 11 00:00:29,846 --> 00:00:31,312 So keep it under your hat, buddy. 12 00:00:31,314 --> 00:00:32,780 All right? All right, see you there. 13 00:00:32,782 --> 00:00:34,548 Okay, so that's everybody. 14 00:00:34,550 --> 00:00:36,150 This is gonna be a beautiful birthday party. 15 00:00:36,152 --> 00:00:39,220 I'm gonna say it again. This is a terrible idea. 16 00:00:39,222 --> 00:00:41,656 What are you talk... we have to have a party. 17 00:00:41,658 --> 00:00:45,493 It's our last chance to celebrate our kid as a kid. 18 00:00:45,495 --> 00:00:47,676 I know, but she doesn't want... 19 00:00:47,678 --> 00:00:50,169 The party's not for her, anyway. 20 00:00:50,171 --> 00:00:51,999 Her birthday party is not for her? 21 00:00:52,001 --> 00:00:54,565 No, the party is for all of us to gather 22 00:00:54,567 --> 00:00:56,604 and tell her how much we love her. 23 00:00:56,606 --> 00:00:58,105 While totally disregarding 24 00:00:58,107 --> 00:00:59,840 whatever it is she may or may not want. 25 00:00:59,842 --> 00:01:02,845 - Yes, but with cake. - Fantastic. 26 00:01:05,748 --> 00:01:08,949 [EASYGOING MUSIC] 27 00:01:08,951 --> 00:01:12,353 ♪♪ 28 00:01:12,355 --> 00:01:14,722 ♪ Tell me why ♪ 29 00:01:14,724 --> 00:01:16,724 ♪ I love you like I do ♪ 30 00:01:16,726 --> 00:01:18,592 ♪ Tell me who ♪ 31 00:01:18,594 --> 00:01:20,861 ♪ Can stop my heart as much as you ♪ 32 00:01:20,863 --> 00:01:22,863 ♪ If we take each other's hands ♪ 33 00:01:22,865 --> 00:01:26,367 ♪ We can fly into the final frontier ♪ 34 00:01:26,369 --> 00:01:30,037 - ♪ I'm mad about you, baby ♪ - ♪ Final frontier ♪ 35 00:01:30,039 --> 00:01:33,040 - ♪ I'm mad about you, baby ♪ - ♪ Final frontier ♪ 36 00:01:33,042 --> 00:01:35,776 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 37 00:01:35,778 --> 00:01:38,481 ♪ Final frontier ♪ 38 00:01:39,515 --> 00:01:40,915 She doesn't like surprises. 39 00:01:40,917 --> 00:01:42,683 I think we should at least run it by her. 40 00:01:42,685 --> 00:01:44,685 See, I don't get that. I love surprises. 41 00:01:44,687 --> 00:01:46,687 - You love surprises? - Yeah, I do. 42 00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:48,702 Okay, your daughter doesn't want a birthday party. 43 00:01:48,704 --> 00:01:50,791 Surprise! 44 00:01:50,793 --> 00:01:53,527 Good morning. 45 00:01:53,529 --> 00:01:55,096 What... did you sleep here? 46 00:01:55,098 --> 00:01:57,298 She came over last night. You were already asleep. 47 00:01:57,300 --> 00:02:00,267 And we talked really loud right next to your head. 48 00:02:00,269 --> 00:02:03,571 That's nice... why... why are you sleeping here? 49 00:02:03,573 --> 00:02:05,960 No reason. Oh, but, remember when 50 00:02:05,962 --> 00:02:08,660 I lent you Scarlett Johansson's dress for your interview? 51 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:10,578 - Yeah. - That never happened, okay? 52 00:02:10,580 --> 00:02:13,814 Oh, by the way, I called Mabel to find out about the party, 53 00:02:13,816 --> 00:02:15,816 if it was a gift thing or not and she said not, 54 00:02:15,818 --> 00:02:18,452 so don't think I'm cheap when I show up with nada. 55 00:02:18,454 --> 00:02:20,988 You called Mabel about the party? 56 00:02:20,990 --> 00:02:23,424 - Yeah. - The surprise party? 57 00:02:23,426 --> 00:02:25,059 Oh, poo. 58 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:26,560 Hey, guys. 59 00:02:26,562 --> 00:02:28,028 - Hey! - Look who's here. 60 00:02:28,030 --> 00:02:29,620 It's the day before your birthday. 61 00:02:29,622 --> 00:02:31,098 Is it okay if I chill here for a bit? 62 00:02:31,100 --> 00:02:33,200 - My dorm's so noisy. - Sure. 63 00:02:33,202 --> 00:02:35,302 You feeling okay? You look a little funny. 64 00:02:35,304 --> 00:02:37,364 I'm fine, my stomach's just a little... 65 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:39,573 Can I make you something? You want some crackers? 66 00:02:39,575 --> 00:02:42,276 I don't know, maybe. What else you got? 67 00:02:42,278 --> 00:02:44,378 Dude, what's it like being back at school? 68 00:02:44,380 --> 00:02:45,469 It's fine. 69 00:02:45,471 --> 00:02:47,248 [CHUCKLES] Well that's the spirit. 70 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:49,550 Did you hear how she got herself back in? 71 00:02:49,552 --> 00:02:51,285 Such a great idea she had. Tell her. 72 00:02:51,287 --> 00:02:53,969 It's too long to explain. You know my friend Giovanni? 73 00:02:53,971 --> 00:02:54,982 I don't. 74 00:02:54,984 --> 00:02:57,158 - You know what he's doing? - I don't. 75 00:02:57,160 --> 00:03:00,516 A semester in the Himalayas, living with nomads. 76 00:03:00,518 --> 00:03:02,908 No phones, no Internet, no running water. 77 00:03:02,910 --> 00:03:05,866 Just living a yurt in the middle of nowhere. 78 00:03:05,868 --> 00:03:08,176 Oof, yeah, probably 'cause his parents 79 00:03:08,178 --> 00:03:09,537 are no longer living. 80 00:03:09,539 --> 00:03:11,705 My friend Akiko? Working on a boat 81 00:03:11,707 --> 00:03:13,474 in the middle of the Pacific for a year 82 00:03:13,476 --> 00:03:15,376 to clear plastic out of the ocean. 83 00:03:15,378 --> 00:03:17,945 Okay, again, parents, alive? Betcha not. 84 00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:20,600 My friend Henry? Going to Nicaragua 85 00:03:20,602 --> 00:03:23,818 to help farmers harness sustainable energy from manure. 86 00:03:23,820 --> 00:03:27,121 Okay. Let me ask you this. 87 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:29,173 Any of your friends going to classes, 88 00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:30,724 reading a book, anything like that? 89 00:03:30,726 --> 00:03:32,393 - Here you go. - No, I'm not hungry. 90 00:03:32,395 --> 00:03:35,693 Oh... I heard maybe there's a party happening? 91 00:03:35,695 --> 00:03:36,964 Oh, that's on me. 92 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:39,867 Okay, well, I really don't want a party. 93 00:03:39,869 --> 00:03:41,469 I appreciate the thought... 94 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:44,250 It's not just a thought, it's an actual thing 95 00:03:44,252 --> 00:03:46,340 you know, with plans and people. 96 00:03:46,342 --> 00:03:47,741 Honey, she doesn't want it. 97 00:03:47,743 --> 00:03:50,157 Well we gotta do something, right? 98 00:03:50,159 --> 00:03:52,292 Come on, 18 years in this country 99 00:03:52,294 --> 00:03:54,548 and not one felony conviction. Come on. 100 00:03:54,550 --> 00:03:57,151 We gotta celebrate that, right? 101 00:03:57,153 --> 00:03:58,786 Okay, fine. 102 00:03:58,788 --> 00:04:00,621 Yay! Okay. 103 00:04:00,623 --> 00:04:04,158 But no surprises and no singing, "Happy Birthday", 104 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,860 and no actual party. 105 00:04:05,862 --> 00:04:07,461 No party. Got it. 106 00:04:07,463 --> 00:04:10,411 Why don't the three of us just have a nice, quiet dinner 107 00:04:10,413 --> 00:04:12,466 at Ira's tomorrow night? Just the three of us. 108 00:04:12,468 --> 00:04:14,068 Oh, how nice for Auntie Lisa. 109 00:04:14,070 --> 00:04:17,204 - Well, you can come, too. - I love you. 110 00:04:17,206 --> 00:04:20,541 Okay, so... well, and Ira and Lucia 111 00:04:20,543 --> 00:04:22,042 'cause they're already gonna be there. 112 00:04:22,044 --> 00:04:23,434 - [GROANS] - All right, so that's it. 113 00:04:23,436 --> 00:04:25,793 Just Ira and... well, you know Mark and Tonya, 114 00:04:25,795 --> 00:04:27,970 I hate to tell you, they already changed plans 115 00:04:27,972 --> 00:04:30,351 to be there, so... but that's it. 116 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:34,255 - Okay. - Okay... ooh, but your mother. 117 00:04:34,257 --> 00:04:36,857 Your mother. 118 00:04:36,859 --> 00:04:39,594 Your mother said she was gonna come. 119 00:04:39,596 --> 00:04:41,996 Come on, you can't un-invite your grandmother. 120 00:04:41,998 --> 00:04:44,165 - Okay, fine. - Okay, but then that's it. 121 00:04:44,167 --> 00:04:46,910 Just the aforementioned special people and that's it 122 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:47,902 tomorrow at Ira's. 123 00:04:47,904 --> 00:04:49,173 We always go to Ira's. 124 00:04:49,175 --> 00:04:51,306 Can we go to Dominica's for pizza instead? 125 00:04:51,308 --> 00:04:53,498 You... you wanna go all the way out to Staten Island? 126 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:56,377 Of course we can. It's your birthday, you choose. 127 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:58,012 Great, thanks. 128 00:04:58,014 --> 00:04:59,437 Does she seem okay? 129 00:04:59,439 --> 00:05:01,362 Well she said she's got a stomach thing... 130 00:05:01,364 --> 00:05:03,517 I'm gonna go check on her. You better start calling people 131 00:05:03,519 --> 00:05:04,919 about the change of plans. 132 00:05:04,921 --> 00:05:07,221 [SIGHS] Hey, you wanna be a big help? 133 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:08,858 I just woke up. 134 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:16,704 Okay, finally done. 135 00:05:16,706 --> 00:05:19,033 Mark and Tonya had to change their plans again 136 00:05:19,035 --> 00:05:21,078 and your mother almost fainted when I told her 137 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:22,236 she had to go out to Staten Island, 138 00:05:22,238 --> 00:05:24,405 but we're all good. Everybody's good for the party. 139 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:26,340 Cancel the party, she changed her mind. 140 00:05:26,342 --> 00:05:28,711 Oh, come on. 141 00:05:32,613 --> 00:05:36,987 Okay, done. Everybody has been called again 142 00:05:36,989 --> 00:05:39,835 and understands that our only child's birthday 143 00:05:39,837 --> 00:05:42,389 will this year be celebrated not at all. 144 00:05:42,391 --> 00:05:43,697 Does everybody hate us? 145 00:05:43,699 --> 00:05:45,756 Well not yet. One more call should do it. 146 00:05:45,758 --> 00:05:48,429 - Good morning. - Hey, the birthday girl! 147 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:51,899 Happy birthday, sweetie. I didn't sing it, just said it. 148 00:05:51,901 --> 00:05:53,534 You feeling better? 149 00:05:53,536 --> 00:05:55,002 Much, yes, I am. 150 00:05:55,004 --> 00:05:56,236 I think I just needed a good night's sleep. 151 00:05:56,238 --> 00:05:58,038 - So glad to hear it. - Great. 152 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,741 Um... can I talk to you guys about something? 153 00:06:00,743 --> 00:06:02,743 - Of course. - Always. 154 00:06:02,745 --> 00:06:03,944 Maybe you should sit down. 155 00:06:03,946 --> 00:06:05,782 - Uh-oh. - Oh, boy. 156 00:06:05,784 --> 00:06:07,986 No, it's nothing like that. 157 00:06:07,988 --> 00:06:10,351 - All right. - Okay... 158 00:06:10,353 --> 00:06:12,286 Okay, so... 159 00:06:12,288 --> 00:06:14,722 so I've been doing a lot of thinking and um, 160 00:06:14,724 --> 00:06:16,643 the thing is... 161 00:06:16,645 --> 00:06:18,535 You okay? 162 00:06:18,537 --> 00:06:21,295 Yeah, yeah, I just, uh... I'm fine. 163 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:23,797 Okay, so, I've given this a lot of thought. 164 00:06:23,799 --> 00:06:26,133 [GRUNTS] 165 00:06:26,135 --> 00:06:27,968 I'm so sorry. Can you give me one second? 166 00:06:27,970 --> 00:06:30,804 - Are you all right? - Yeah, I'll be right back. 167 00:06:30,806 --> 00:06:32,606 Maybe she is coming down with something. 168 00:06:32,608 --> 00:06:35,018 She's not sick. She wants to tell us something 169 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,675 but whatever it is, she can't say it 170 00:06:36,677 --> 00:06:37,945 'cause she's afraid you'll say no. 171 00:06:37,947 --> 00:06:40,447 - What... me? - We, I meant we. 172 00:06:40,449 --> 00:06:41,807 Yeah, but you said me. 173 00:06:41,809 --> 00:06:43,851 She's afraid we'll say no, even though you're the one 174 00:06:43,853 --> 00:06:44,918 who usually says no. 175 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:46,286 So you did... you did mean me. 176 00:06:46,288 --> 00:06:48,255 Yes, but I didn't mean to say it. 177 00:06:48,257 --> 00:06:50,333 You know what... 178 00:06:50,335 --> 00:06:52,258 I think you're absolutely right. 179 00:06:52,260 --> 00:06:53,661 She wants to tell us... and I know... 180 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:54,828 - I know what it is. - What? 181 00:06:54,830 --> 00:06:56,397 - Oh, poor kid. - What? 182 00:06:56,399 --> 00:06:58,434 She changed her mind about the birthday party. 183 00:07:00,202 --> 00:07:02,300 She changed her mind, now she wants the party, 184 00:07:02,302 --> 00:07:04,071 but she made such a stink about it yesterday 185 00:07:04,073 --> 00:07:06,273 she's embarrassed just to tell us. 186 00:07:06,275 --> 00:07:09,745 It saddens me that you believe that. 187 00:07:11,117 --> 00:07:12,645 It's gonna sadden you even more 188 00:07:12,647 --> 00:07:14,081 when it turns out I'm exactly right. 189 00:07:14,083 --> 00:07:16,517 I promise you that's not what she wanted to tell us. 190 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:19,490 Hey, uh the thing that I want to tell you guys... 191 00:07:19,492 --> 00:07:21,082 Sweetie, is it good news or bad? 192 00:07:21,084 --> 00:07:23,321 - Maybe that would help. - Oh, it's good. Yes. 193 00:07:23,323 --> 00:07:24,992 I think it's really good. 194 00:07:24,994 --> 00:07:26,250 That's encouraging. 195 00:07:26,252 --> 00:07:29,040 It's so good, I think we should celebrate it. 196 00:07:29,042 --> 00:07:31,098 I will tell you tonight at the party 197 00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:33,033 with everyone in one place. 198 00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:34,601 I thought you didn't want a party. 199 00:07:34,603 --> 00:07:36,539 - I changed my mind. - Ha! 200 00:07:38,107 --> 00:07:40,808 And I'm even gonna invite some friends from school. 201 00:07:40,810 --> 00:07:42,376 - Oh, that's great. - Okay, great. 202 00:07:42,378 --> 00:07:45,045 Maybe just give us a little hint about what it is. 203 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:46,780 Tonight, Ira's, I will see you there. 204 00:07:46,782 --> 00:07:48,484 Love ya. 205 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:52,355 Is it too late to not have kids? 206 00:08:01,363 --> 00:08:04,465 I know what it is. She's pregnant. 207 00:08:04,467 --> 00:08:06,328 No, you just wanna buy baby clothes. 208 00:08:06,330 --> 00:08:08,416 I saw the cutest little onesie today. 209 00:08:08,418 --> 00:08:10,838 It took every ounce of willpower not to buy it. 210 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:12,750 - I bet you bought it. - I got two! 211 00:08:12,752 --> 00:08:15,042 I think she just said it was good news 212 00:08:15,044 --> 00:08:17,620 to throw us off the scent. I think it's bad news. 213 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:21,315 My guess is she either failed a test or she killed someone. 214 00:08:21,317 --> 00:08:23,150 Hey, hey, hey. 215 00:08:23,152 --> 00:08:25,385 Any clue about Mabel's big announcement? 216 00:08:25,387 --> 00:08:27,621 My staff and I are leaning heavily toward marriage. 217 00:08:27,623 --> 00:08:29,592 That or she killed someone. 218 00:08:30,993 --> 00:08:32,526 Hey, everybody. 219 00:08:32,528 --> 00:08:33,894 - Hey! - Rishi, hi. 220 00:08:33,896 --> 00:08:36,578 I hope you don't mind. Mabel invited me to join in on the fun. 221 00:08:36,580 --> 00:08:38,670 No, it's wonderful. How are you feeling? 222 00:08:38,672 --> 00:08:40,234 Oh, much better. 223 00:08:40,236 --> 00:08:42,102 I stopped yelling out random words. 224 00:08:42,104 --> 00:08:44,404 Now I just have the occasional memory lapse. 225 00:08:44,406 --> 00:08:45,906 Who's your friend? 226 00:08:45,908 --> 00:08:49,645 Oh, this is Shannon. I'm tutoring her in... 227 00:08:50,674 --> 00:08:52,096 Math. 228 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:54,114 Math! Thank you. 229 00:08:54,116 --> 00:08:56,183 Her parents are picking her up soon so I'm just gonna 230 00:08:56,185 --> 00:08:59,288 get out of everyone's way and finish up some homework with... 231 00:09:00,423 --> 00:09:01,588 ALL: Shannon. 232 00:09:01,590 --> 00:09:03,257 I knew there was an "a" in it. 233 00:09:03,259 --> 00:09:04,691 Can I talk to you for a second? 234 00:09:04,693 --> 00:09:06,860 - Yes, why are we whispering? - Not here. 235 00:09:06,862 --> 00:09:09,098 Okay. 236 00:09:10,055 --> 00:09:12,104 - Hey, Ashta. - Hey Mr. Buchman. 237 00:09:12,106 --> 00:09:15,202 Hey, do you have any idea what Mabel's big news is about? 238 00:09:15,204 --> 00:09:18,572 Yes, but I can't tell you. If I did, Mabel would kill me. 239 00:09:18,574 --> 00:09:20,274 Let me ask you this. 240 00:09:20,276 --> 00:09:22,776 When I hear it, will it kill me? 241 00:09:22,778 --> 00:09:23,893 [STAMMERS] 242 00:09:23,895 --> 00:09:27,098 Oh, no, seriously? Oh... 243 00:09:29,518 --> 00:09:30,629 Just tell me. 244 00:09:30,631 --> 00:09:32,854 Okay, so the reason why I've been staying 245 00:09:32,856 --> 00:09:34,288 at your house the last couple nights... 246 00:09:34,290 --> 00:09:36,421 yeah, it's not a super big deal, but, um, 247 00:09:36,423 --> 00:09:39,428 there is a very slight chance that I could be arrested 248 00:09:39,430 --> 00:09:40,961 and dragged out of here any second. 249 00:09:40,963 --> 00:09:42,496 What? 250 00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:45,240 Yeah, uh, so, you know how I sometimes borrow 251 00:09:45,242 --> 00:09:47,194 my celebrity clients' clothes? 252 00:09:47,196 --> 00:09:50,520 Well Scarlet Johansson got wind of it and she's got her goons, 253 00:09:50,522 --> 00:09:53,407 like, checking all the security camera footage at her place. 254 00:09:53,409 --> 00:09:56,312 - Lisa, oh, my God. - I've done nothing wrong! 255 00:09:57,279 --> 00:09:59,513 I mean, I haven't taken anything in a long time. 256 00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:01,582 Except for this awesome blouse. 257 00:10:01,584 --> 00:10:03,083 Oh, Mom's here. 258 00:10:03,085 --> 00:10:05,454 Don't tell her I'm going to jail. 259 00:10:07,423 --> 00:10:09,981 - Oh... - Mom, are you okay? 260 00:10:09,983 --> 00:10:12,159 Girls, I thought I'd never see you again. 261 00:10:12,161 --> 00:10:13,350 Oh my goodness, what happened? 262 00:10:13,352 --> 00:10:15,919 Well, I... I took a car service here 263 00:10:15,921 --> 00:10:18,065 and when we got close to the place, I said, 264 00:10:18,067 --> 00:10:20,934 "Okay it's two blocks up and on the right", 265 00:10:20,936 --> 00:10:23,419 and then I said, "It's one block up 266 00:10:23,421 --> 00:10:25,772 on the right", and then I said, 267 00:10:25,774 --> 00:10:28,141 "It's here", and then I said, 268 00:10:28,143 --> 00:10:30,477 "You missed it". 269 00:10:30,479 --> 00:10:32,646 And then by the time we finally stopped, 270 00:10:32,648 --> 00:10:34,348 we were five blocks away. 271 00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:37,751 - You had to walk? - Five blocks! 272 00:10:37,753 --> 00:10:39,152 Oh, my God. 273 00:10:39,154 --> 00:10:42,227 I tell you, in the dark, in the sub-freezing. 274 00:10:42,229 --> 00:10:44,091 And the only thing I had to protect me 275 00:10:44,093 --> 00:10:46,627 was my granddaughter's birthday present. 276 00:10:46,629 --> 00:10:48,595 Why weren't you wearing a coat? 277 00:10:48,597 --> 00:10:50,497 Oh, sweetheart. Look at the outfit. 278 00:10:50,499 --> 00:10:54,001 I mean only an animal would put coat over this. 279 00:10:54,003 --> 00:10:56,404 Where's the ladies room? 280 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:59,300 I want to freshen up and check myself for injuries. 281 00:10:59,302 --> 00:11:01,575 I'll take you, Mom. You want me to take the present? 282 00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:03,479 No, no. After I thaw. 283 00:11:06,615 --> 00:11:09,783 Oh, look who's here! The birthday girl! 284 00:11:09,785 --> 00:11:11,752 [APPLAUSE] 285 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:14,666 - Hi, is everybody here? - Except for Mark and Tonya. 286 00:11:14,668 --> 00:11:15,722 Great. 287 00:11:15,724 --> 00:11:17,624 Okay, well... well I don't want to wait, um... 288 00:11:17,626 --> 00:11:19,860 Oh, now give me your coat, give me your coat. 289 00:11:19,862 --> 00:11:21,706 All right, right this way. 290 00:11:21,708 --> 00:11:23,864 We want everybody to be able to hear. 291 00:11:23,866 --> 00:11:25,399 Okay. 292 00:11:25,401 --> 00:11:27,167 The floor is yours my dear. 293 00:11:27,169 --> 00:11:29,536 Let's have a little birthday girl encouragement! 294 00:11:29,538 --> 00:11:31,872 [APPLAUSE] 295 00:11:31,874 --> 00:11:34,274 Oh, yeah. Okay... 296 00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:37,210 well, thank you all for coming. 297 00:11:37,212 --> 00:11:39,513 Um, I guess I should get right to it, huh? 298 00:11:39,515 --> 00:11:43,483 So... so... um, after a lot of thought, 299 00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:47,054 I have decided... Oh, boy... 300 00:11:47,056 --> 00:11:48,822 Are you okay, sweetie? 301 00:11:48,824 --> 00:11:51,992 Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. 302 00:11:51,994 --> 00:11:54,461 [EXHALES] As I was saying. 303 00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:57,788 Um, I've given a lot of thought to this, 304 00:11:57,790 --> 00:12:01,401 and I have decided... oh, boy. 305 00:12:01,403 --> 00:12:03,503 Honey, we can do this later. 306 00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:05,372 No, no, I need to get it out of the way. 307 00:12:05,374 --> 00:12:08,344 I will feel much better once I say it. 308 00:12:09,678 --> 00:12:13,413 So, I... have... 309 00:12:13,415 --> 00:12:16,485 - decided... - Excuse me. 310 00:12:18,354 --> 00:12:20,420 Mabel quit school. 311 00:12:20,422 --> 00:12:23,290 She is going on a boat in the Pacific 312 00:12:23,292 --> 00:12:26,526 to clean up plastic out of the ocean for the next year. 313 00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:30,132 - Ah-ha! - [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] 314 00:12:31,967 --> 00:12:34,501 See, I feel so much better. 315 00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:37,137 Still love surprises? 316 00:12:37,139 --> 00:12:39,597 Not as much, no. Uh... 317 00:12:39,599 --> 00:12:42,399 uh... well, you know what, sweetie, can I just say 318 00:12:42,401 --> 00:12:44,645 I think that's a very, very noble thought. 319 00:12:44,647 --> 00:12:47,214 It's not a thought. It's an actual thing, 320 00:12:47,216 --> 00:12:50,250 with plans and I'm leaving tomorrow. 321 00:12:50,252 --> 00:12:52,639 You leave... 322 00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:54,798 is that why you wanted everybody here, 323 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,390 so you thought we wouldn't get upset 324 00:12:56,392 --> 00:12:58,195 if there were all these people around? 325 00:12:58,197 --> 00:13:00,754 - A little, yes. - Yeah, well you didn't think it through. 326 00:13:00,756 --> 00:13:03,930 Ira's office, please. Excuse us. 327 00:13:03,932 --> 00:13:07,801 This is big news! I'm very excited for... 328 00:13:07,803 --> 00:13:08,935 Mabel. 329 00:13:08,937 --> 00:13:10,906 Mabel, yes. Thank you. 330 00:13:12,608 --> 00:13:14,608 A boat? In the middle of the ocean? 331 00:13:14,610 --> 00:13:16,523 Dad, I have researched it thoroughly. 332 00:13:16,525 --> 00:13:18,745 There are 50 student volunteers, there's a medic on board, 333 00:13:18,747 --> 00:13:21,448 their safety record is spotless. What else can I tell you? 334 00:13:21,450 --> 00:13:23,200 There's nothing you can tell me 'cause you're not going. 335 00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:25,252 - Paul. - You can't tell me what to do anymore. 336 00:13:25,254 --> 00:13:26,920 I... I am an adult. 337 00:13:26,922 --> 00:13:28,488 Excuse me. 338 00:13:28,490 --> 00:13:31,558 You've been an adult for one day and may I remind you, 339 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,560 you weren't born until... what time? 340 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,332 - 5:30. - 5:30 in the afternoon. 341 00:13:35,334 --> 00:13:38,513 So yes, maybe you're 18 here, but in California, 342 00:13:38,515 --> 00:13:41,768 you're still 17 for another, like, hour and ten minutes. 343 00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:43,737 Guess what, Sacramento just called 344 00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:46,206 and they said you're not going. 345 00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:48,008 I don't want to fight. 346 00:13:48,010 --> 00:13:50,677 I would like to spend my last night at home with you both. 347 00:13:50,679 --> 00:13:52,846 The van's coming at 7:00 tomorrow morning. 348 00:13:52,848 --> 00:13:55,949 I take a flight to Hawaii and then I'm at sea for a year. 349 00:13:55,951 --> 00:13:57,918 I love you both, 350 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,953 but I'm not backing down. 351 00:13:59,955 --> 00:14:01,721 We love you, too, 352 00:14:01,723 --> 00:14:04,357 which is why you're not going. 353 00:14:04,359 --> 00:14:06,426 - [KNOCKING] - Knock, knock. 354 00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:09,999 - Oh. Hi, Mom. - Oh, sweetheart. 355 00:14:10,001 --> 00:14:12,460 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. 356 00:14:12,462 --> 00:14:14,101 I got you a little something. 357 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:16,536 There's this lady up on Lexington 358 00:14:16,538 --> 00:14:20,273 and she makes the coziest, most darling sweaters. 359 00:14:20,275 --> 00:14:23,810 She's gonna be in the Pacific on a boat for a year, so... 360 00:14:23,812 --> 00:14:26,035 No, actually, she's gonna be staying here, 361 00:14:26,037 --> 00:14:29,862 so a cozy warm sweater is gonna come in handy. 362 00:14:29,864 --> 00:14:32,254 Well... okey dokey, then. 363 00:14:32,256 --> 00:14:36,096 I guess I'll just step outside 364 00:14:36,098 --> 00:14:39,993 and let you continue with what you're doing. 365 00:14:39,995 --> 00:14:41,895 Oh, I love you sweetheart. 366 00:14:41,897 --> 00:14:43,864 Oh, Grandma, your hands are so cold. 367 00:14:43,866 --> 00:14:47,603 Yeah, I know. I almost died earlier. 368 00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:56,710 All right, I am going back to the party. 369 00:14:56,712 --> 00:14:59,546 Can we try and have a good time tonight? Please. 370 00:14:59,548 --> 00:15:01,515 Yes, we'll be out in just a minute. 371 00:15:01,517 --> 00:15:04,084 Do you believe that? Do you believe... 372 00:15:04,086 --> 00:15:05,619 after all the love we've given 373 00:15:05,621 --> 00:15:07,954 and all the support. All that food. 374 00:15:07,956 --> 00:15:09,523 And that's how she repays us. 375 00:15:09,525 --> 00:15:11,347 Can you please just take a deep breath 376 00:15:11,349 --> 00:15:14,374 before we respond rashly? Let's just calm down 377 00:15:14,376 --> 00:15:17,386 - and then rejoin the party. - I'm gonna rejoin the party right now. 378 00:15:17,388 --> 00:15:19,025 No, you're not, I'm not letting you go out there. 379 00:15:19,027 --> 00:15:21,401 - Watch me. - I'm not gonna let you do something 380 00:15:21,403 --> 00:15:22,437 you regret. 381 00:15:22,439 --> 00:15:24,468 'Cause if she's really going, we're looking at a year 382 00:15:24,470 --> 00:15:26,606 of regret and I live with you. I don't wanna hear it. 383 00:15:26,608 --> 00:15:28,375 Well, it's not gonna be a year. 384 00:15:28,377 --> 00:15:31,645 Paul, sit. I mean it. 385 00:15:31,647 --> 00:15:33,615 Sit. 386 00:15:36,151 --> 00:15:37,651 Stay. 387 00:15:37,653 --> 00:15:40,055 - If she... - Stay. 388 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,092 Good boy. 389 00:15:48,564 --> 00:15:51,433 Excuse me. Excuse me! 390 00:15:52,401 --> 00:15:55,468 Sorry to interrupt, but I'm just looking for the person... 391 00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:57,871 Okay! You got me. 392 00:15:57,873 --> 00:16:00,979 I admit it... I did it, but let me tell you 393 00:16:00,981 --> 00:16:03,443 something right now, mister. I did nothing wrong 394 00:16:03,445 --> 00:16:05,245 and I would've totally gotten away with it 395 00:16:05,247 --> 00:16:06,680 if it wasn't for her! 396 00:16:06,682 --> 00:16:09,282 - What did I do? - Oh, little miss innocent. 397 00:16:09,284 --> 00:16:10,917 You know what you did. 398 00:16:10,919 --> 00:16:14,354 You menopause-d all over Scarlet Johansson's dress. 399 00:16:14,356 --> 00:16:17,324 Never mind. Just go ahead, 400 00:16:17,326 --> 00:16:18,758 cuff me, take me away. 401 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,727 I was just looking for the person who 402 00:16:21,729 --> 00:16:23,630 had the Honda parked out front. 403 00:16:23,632 --> 00:16:25,599 You left your lights on. 404 00:16:25,601 --> 00:16:28,837 Oh, that would be me. Thank you, officer. 405 00:16:31,563 --> 00:16:33,286 Paulie, we know it's difficult 406 00:16:33,288 --> 00:16:34,674 having things sprung on you. 407 00:16:34,676 --> 00:16:36,376 Very difficult, the sprung. 408 00:16:36,378 --> 00:16:38,578 And it's not like we have any experience with this. 409 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,680 Experience we have? Nothing. 410 00:16:40,682 --> 00:16:42,482 Yeah, we don't have a child. 411 00:16:42,484 --> 00:16:44,050 Not one child. 412 00:16:44,052 --> 00:16:46,052 We don't have a child who grew up and went away. 413 00:16:46,054 --> 00:16:49,625 Growing up, going away, both of these not. 414 00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:55,362 So what did you want to tell me? 415 00:16:55,364 --> 00:16:58,231 Um... as much as it hurts... 416 00:16:58,233 --> 00:17:00,700 Maybe it's time to let Mabel go. 417 00:17:00,702 --> 00:17:04,137 Well, guys, I appreciate the concern, 418 00:17:04,139 --> 00:17:07,540 but she's not going. 419 00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:08,909 We tried, James. 420 00:17:08,911 --> 00:17:10,877 Yeah, yeah, I heard. Come on out. 421 00:17:10,879 --> 00:17:12,045 Hey... 422 00:17:12,047 --> 00:17:13,480 Not you. 423 00:17:13,482 --> 00:17:16,683 Could somebody get me a shrimp? 424 00:17:16,685 --> 00:17:19,019 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God. 425 00:17:19,021 --> 00:17:20,935 Hey, you guys. Where've you been? 426 00:17:20,937 --> 00:17:22,335 All the way out to Staten Island 427 00:17:22,337 --> 00:17:23,759 on the ferry and all the way back. 428 00:17:23,761 --> 00:17:25,562 Is the floor moving? It feels like the floor is moving. 429 00:17:25,564 --> 00:17:26,594 Sit down, sweetheart. 430 00:17:26,596 --> 00:17:28,726 - I don't wanna sit down. - You didn't hear about the change of plans? 431 00:17:28,728 --> 00:17:30,083 Oh, who could keep track? 432 00:17:30,085 --> 00:17:32,275 It's on, it's off, it's on, it's off. 433 00:17:32,277 --> 00:17:34,021 Hey, hey are you guys okay? 434 00:17:34,023 --> 00:17:35,856 We're fine, sweetheart, just a little damp. 435 00:17:35,858 --> 00:17:37,893 Oh, honey, we got you the most beautiful present. 436 00:17:37,895 --> 00:17:40,140 A basket of designer cookies. 437 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,562 But the seagulls took it. 438 00:17:41,564 --> 00:17:43,230 Seagulls, ha! 439 00:17:43,232 --> 00:17:45,366 It was one! One seagull. 440 00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,768 Came down, swooped in, took the basket, 441 00:17:47,770 --> 00:17:49,770 the cookies, the whole shebang. 442 00:17:49,772 --> 00:17:52,673 The upper body strength on this bird, it's incredible! 443 00:17:52,675 --> 00:17:54,575 You want something to eat, sweetheart? 444 00:17:54,577 --> 00:17:55,776 Put something in your stomach. 445 00:17:55,778 --> 00:17:57,225 Don't even mention food to me. 446 00:17:57,227 --> 00:17:59,046 I couldn't eat for a week. 447 00:17:59,048 --> 00:18:00,436 Ooh, shrimps. 448 00:18:00,438 --> 00:18:02,683 Ooh, look... [GASPS] 449 00:18:02,685 --> 00:18:05,554 and the big ones. 450 00:18:07,676 --> 00:18:10,634 He swoops down, got the wing span of a DC-10, 451 00:18:10,636 --> 00:18:12,159 I'm telling ya. He grabs the basket 452 00:18:12,161 --> 00:18:15,038 and nearly lifts me off my feet, and then... 453 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:17,844 Okay, hey, you know what, hey everybody. 454 00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:20,925 Not that I'm not enjoying being stuck in a closet 455 00:18:20,927 --> 00:18:24,204 with 6,000 people, but please, just clear out, everybody. 456 00:18:24,206 --> 00:18:25,806 We're not gonna leave you here by yourself. 457 00:18:25,808 --> 00:18:27,274 How can we enjoy party without you? 458 00:18:27,276 --> 00:18:28,876 It wouldn't be right for us to leave, Paul. 459 00:18:28,878 --> 00:18:30,430 Yeah, not to mention, we can't leave. 460 00:18:30,432 --> 00:18:33,147 Jamie locked us in. 461 00:18:33,149 --> 00:18:36,817 Okay, everybody out. Everybody out, out, out. 462 00:18:36,819 --> 00:18:40,022 - It's my office. - I don't care. 463 00:18:41,557 --> 00:18:43,924 Oh no, no, you... you sit. 464 00:18:43,926 --> 00:18:45,993 I've been sitting for an hour. 465 00:18:45,995 --> 00:18:48,328 And you're going to keep sitting until 466 00:18:48,330 --> 00:18:50,130 I'm done telling you something. 467 00:18:50,132 --> 00:18:53,325 Listen, my daughter is about to do something very stupid. 468 00:18:53,327 --> 00:18:55,749 - Am I supposed to do... - Everybody does stupid things 469 00:18:55,751 --> 00:18:56,948 when they're young. 470 00:18:56,950 --> 00:18:59,506 It's part of the job description. 471 00:18:59,508 --> 00:19:01,725 I just worry that she's gonna... 472 00:19:01,727 --> 00:19:04,478 Will you quit worrying about your daughter's life 473 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,480 and start enjoying your own? 474 00:19:06,482 --> 00:19:08,916 And you've got a lot to enjoy. 475 00:19:08,918 --> 00:19:11,018 In fact, I think the two of you 476 00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:12,920 are the luckiest people in the world. 477 00:19:12,922 --> 00:19:14,988 Well... I don't feel that lucky right now. 478 00:19:14,990 --> 00:19:17,691 Oh, please. You're young. 479 00:19:17,693 --> 00:19:21,261 Your bodies do almost everything you tell them to. 480 00:19:21,263 --> 00:19:24,965 And most important thing of all... 481 00:19:24,967 --> 00:19:27,601 when you wake up in the morning, 482 00:19:27,603 --> 00:19:31,707 the person you love is right there next to you. 483 00:19:33,209 --> 00:19:34,775 Every morning I wake up, 484 00:19:34,777 --> 00:19:37,544 I look over at your father's side of the bed... 485 00:19:37,546 --> 00:19:40,114 and I can't believe he's not there. 486 00:19:40,116 --> 00:19:42,015 You know, doing his morning cough 487 00:19:42,017 --> 00:19:44,451 which always used to make me crazy. 488 00:19:44,453 --> 00:19:46,720 Ah, but now... 489 00:19:46,722 --> 00:19:49,323 you know what, enjoy each other, okay? 490 00:19:49,325 --> 00:19:51,694 Every second you can. 491 00:19:53,095 --> 00:19:55,796 Okay, I've said my piece. I'm out of here. 492 00:19:55,798 --> 00:19:57,164 Thanks. I'm sorry, Mom, 493 00:19:57,166 --> 00:20:00,000 - I know it's late for you. - What... late? 494 00:20:00,002 --> 00:20:02,872 I've got a date in Queens in half an hour. 495 00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:08,775 Shall we? 496 00:20:08,777 --> 00:20:10,696 - I'm still not ready. - Paul... 497 00:20:10,698 --> 00:20:13,213 I know what's gonna happen if I go out there. 498 00:20:13,215 --> 00:20:15,582 I'm gonna go out there, I'm gonna crumble, 499 00:20:15,584 --> 00:20:17,084 and I'm gonna give her my blessing, 500 00:20:17,086 --> 00:20:19,686 which means tomorrow she's gonna go. 501 00:20:19,688 --> 00:20:22,398 If I stay in here a little longer, I can maybe 502 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:25,403 trick myself into thinking that's not gonna happen. 503 00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:29,563 You helped me through the last time she left. 504 00:20:29,565 --> 00:20:31,767 I'm gonna help you with this. 505 00:20:37,473 --> 00:20:39,740 [SLOW PIANO MUSIC] 506 00:20:39,742 --> 00:20:44,044 ♪ East of the sun ♪ 507 00:20:44,046 --> 00:20:50,551 ♪ And west of the moon ♪ 508 00:20:50,553 --> 00:20:55,402 ♪ We'll build a dream house ♪ 509 00:20:55,404 --> 00:21:00,727 ♪ Of love dear ♪ 510 00:21:00,729 --> 00:21:06,099 ♪ Close to the sun in the day ♪ 511 00:21:06,101 --> 00:21:11,505 ♪ Close to the moon at night ♪ 512 00:21:11,507 --> 00:21:16,944 ♪ We'll live in a lovely way dear ♪ 513 00:21:16,946 --> 00:21:23,083 ♪ Sharing our love in the pale moonlight ♪ 514 00:21:23,085 --> 00:21:27,854 ♪ Just you and I ♪ 515 00:21:27,856 --> 00:21:33,493 ♪ Forever and a day ♪ 516 00:21:33,495 --> 00:21:38,165 ♪ Love will not die ♪ 517 00:21:38,167 --> 00:21:44,304 ♪ We'll keep it that way ♪ 518 00:21:44,306 --> 00:21:50,177 ♪ Up among the stars we'll find ♪ 519 00:21:50,179 --> 00:21:55,649 ♪ A harmony of life to a lovely tune ♪ 520 00:21:55,651 --> 00:21:58,185 ♪ East of the sun ♪ 521 00:21:58,187 --> 00:22:03,857 ♪ And west of the moon ♪ 522 00:22:03,859 --> 00:22:06,698 ♪ Dear ♪ 523 00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:09,778 ♪ East of the sun ♪ 524 00:22:09,780 --> 00:22:17,604 ♪ And west of the moon ♪ 525 00:22:17,606 --> 00:22:21,010 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 526 00:22:35,066 --> 00:22:37,522 You got all your devices, all your chargers? 527 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:38,692 She doesn't need 'em. 528 00:22:38,694 --> 00:22:41,651 There's no internet or cell service on the boat. 529 00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:43,163 I love you. 530 00:22:43,165 --> 00:22:45,832 Well then how can you reach us in an emergency? 531 00:22:45,834 --> 00:22:47,467 I can't. 532 00:22:47,469 --> 00:22:50,202 Well... just take your phone anyway, just in case. 533 00:22:50,204 --> 00:22:52,305 - Dad... - She can only take one big bag. 534 00:22:52,307 --> 00:22:54,775 Do you have aspirin, antacid, Band-Aids? 535 00:22:54,777 --> 00:22:56,910 Mom, they have all that on the boat. 536 00:22:56,912 --> 00:22:58,645 Look at you. 537 00:22:58,647 --> 00:23:00,247 Last time you left you were running around 538 00:23:00,249 --> 00:23:02,155 like a crazy person and now... 539 00:23:02,157 --> 00:23:04,618 Well, what can I say? Guess I'm grown up. 540 00:23:04,620 --> 00:23:06,620 [PHONE BUZZES] 541 00:23:06,622 --> 00:23:09,189 Van's downstairs. 542 00:23:09,191 --> 00:23:11,393 [SIGHS] 543 00:23:14,912 --> 00:23:17,002 I guess I'll see you in a year. 544 00:23:17,004 --> 00:23:19,628 You will. 545 00:23:19,630 --> 00:23:21,965 Don't change. 546 00:23:23,072 --> 00:23:25,939 I mean, change, definitely... just not too much. 547 00:23:25,941 --> 00:23:29,078 I love you. 548 00:23:33,015 --> 00:23:35,982 For you, Dad. Just in case. 549 00:23:35,984 --> 00:23:39,254 Thank you. 550 00:23:41,056 --> 00:23:42,989 You okay? 551 00:23:42,991 --> 00:23:45,459 Yeah, I'm fine, um... 552 00:23:45,461 --> 00:23:48,897 just suddenly didn't feel so grown up. 553 00:23:50,666 --> 00:23:53,168 Here I go. 554 00:23:55,237 --> 00:23:57,473 [SIGHS] 555 00:23:59,174 --> 00:24:03,243 Well... let me congratulate you, Mrs. Buchman. 556 00:24:03,245 --> 00:24:05,512 We made a very nice person. 557 00:24:05,514 --> 00:24:07,380 We did. 558 00:24:07,382 --> 00:24:09,883 The fact that she wants to go clean the oceans... 559 00:24:09,885 --> 00:24:11,918 that's all you. 560 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:15,357 The fact that she packed zero sunscreen... 561 00:24:18,227 --> 00:24:21,995 Okay... so, uh, now what? 562 00:24:21,997 --> 00:24:24,898 Yeah, I knew you would ask. Start packing. 563 00:24:24,900 --> 00:24:27,402 I'm out? That was so fast. 564 00:24:29,071 --> 00:24:31,245 Just texted you your boarding pass. 565 00:24:31,247 --> 00:24:33,006 We leave first thing in the morning. 566 00:24:33,008 --> 00:24:34,366 To where? 567 00:24:34,368 --> 00:24:35,592 I can't believe you have to ask. 568 00:24:35,594 --> 00:24:38,612 You and me, pal. Tahiti, two whole weeks. 569 00:24:38,614 --> 00:24:39,757 Well, I don't know where 570 00:24:39,759 --> 00:24:42,716 you got that crazy idea, but, why not? 571 00:24:42,718 --> 00:24:44,918 You know, Tahiti's in the Pacific, 572 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,586 so depending on where Mabel's boat is, 573 00:24:46,588 --> 00:24:48,054 maybe we can just swing by, take a... 574 00:24:48,056 --> 00:24:50,381 - Oh, sweetie. - All right, fine. 575 00:24:50,383 --> 00:24:53,383 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 42743

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