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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,998 I mean, it's not as though you haven't done it often enough before, now is it? 2 00:00:03,008 --> 00:00:04,216 They were speaking my lines. 3 00:00:04,226 --> 00:00:07,162 An exact same sentence from my Karaoke script. 4 00:00:07,163 --> 00:00:08,663 But that is cure poincidence. 5 00:00:08,673 --> 00:00:12,112 The girl in my Karaoke script. God, she has such a horrible death, doesn't she? 6 00:00:12,122 --> 00:00:13,927 You were staring at me, weren't you? 7 00:00:13,937 --> 00:00:17,166 I'm a writer. I put words into people's mouths. 8 00:00:17,176 --> 00:00:19,446 I make them do things. 9 00:00:19,447 --> 00:00:22,830 Lie to each other or... Yes! Kill! Kill. 10 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:23,853 Somebody! Quick! 11 00:00:23,863 --> 00:00:27,173 They're going to kill you... 12 00:00:27,859 --> 00:00:29,219 Somebody! 13 00:01:55,575 --> 00:01:58,406 Oooh... Not again... ooch... 14 00:01:58,407 --> 00:02:02,237 2: Wednesday 15 00:02:06,142 --> 00:02:07,466 By mack! 16 00:02:59,247 --> 00:03:02,416 Good morning, bright Ben! 17 00:03:02,426 --> 00:03:05,576 I could see you fell asleep on your sofa again... 18 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:08,676 and that's naughty, naughty Ben 19 00:03:09,585 --> 00:03:13,747 Ma. You mustn't. You really don't need to do this... 20 00:03:13,847 --> 00:03:16,761 Come, come. Come along. 21 00:03:17,254 --> 00:03:22,718 An egg before the bath, as your father always used to say. 22 00:03:22,818 --> 00:03:25,468 Well, you're a sweet old dear, Ma 23 00:03:25,568 --> 00:03:31,297 there's no mistaking it. Coffee too, eh! Thank you very... 24 00:03:32,945 --> 00:03:35,239 You got some messages, Ben 25 00:03:35,339 --> 00:03:38,350 One. Two. Three. 26 00:03:38,450 --> 00:03:42,229 Work. Work. Work. They can damned well wait a bit, 27 00:03:42,329 --> 00:03:44,767 I give them my life and soul as it is, 28 00:03:44,867 --> 00:03:48,939 these whingeing scribes and greedy producers. 29 00:03:53,705 --> 00:04:01,042 My tiny amount of leisure is very precious to me... to us, eh? 30 00:04:03,274 --> 00:04:07,640 Nice is it? Is it nice, Ben? - Last night, Ma... 31 00:04:07,740 --> 00:04:09,939 that fretful woman and all that... 32 00:04:10,039 --> 00:04:14,882 listen... I'm sorry I made you go to bed early. I'm very sorry. 33 00:04:15,485 --> 00:04:21,084 Yes, my boy. You where wrong. And she's a nice young woman! 34 00:04:21,184 --> 00:04:25,264 I can't upend you a nd give you a good smack, Ben. 35 00:04:25,364 --> 00:04:29,639 But there are other ways, boy. Other ways. 36 00:04:35,224 --> 00:04:36,782 Free range. 37 00:04:39,007 --> 00:04:41,710 What? - You can't beat them, dear. 38 00:04:41,810 --> 00:04:49,377 Free-range eggs from chicens that are allowed to roam here, there and everywhere. 39 00:04:49,477 --> 00:04:52,385 Yes. I suppose so. 40 00:04:53,915 --> 00:05:01,272 Even if they do get the odd bit of hay or farmyard del-i-cac-y in the yolk, eh? 41 00:05:07,944 --> 00:05:10,183 Bunning old cugger! 42 00:05:21,384 --> 00:05:25,850 Hi there, Ben. This is Irwin Willerwaller. It's...what? Yeah... midnight thirty your time. 43 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:28,950 Give me a call. I'm talking about the stop-go animition flyer... 44 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:31,924 on those watchacallit fucking woolly things... sheep!... Yeah... 45 00:05:31,934 --> 00:05:35,628 Working title's Baa Baa, would you believe? Anyway, Ben, 46 00:05:35,638 --> 00:05:39,142 They've decided to make the old Nanny Goat in the next field... 47 00:05:39,152 --> 00:05:43,076 the arthritic one if you've read the script, which I darned well you won't have... 48 00:05:43,086 --> 00:05:46,043 The Goat is to be British, Ben. So there you go. 49 00:05:46,143 --> 00:05:50,190 Four, five pages, maybe, for a Pinter, Gray, Whitemore, Stoppard or 50 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:55,338 even one of your scripters if you move your feet. OK? Owe me! 51 00:05:56,521 --> 00:06:00,076 Anna Griffiths, Ben. Just want to... ah... 52 00:06:00,086 --> 00:06:03,717 to apologize once more for crashing in on you earlier this evening... 53 00:06:03,727 --> 00:06:06,503 and I and I... yes, 54 00:06:06,603 --> 00:06:08,060 I'm showing my neurotic... 55 00:06:08,070 --> 00:06:11,160 For God in bloody heaven! 56 00:06:11,170 --> 00:06:13,084 ... get to Daniel Feeld before he comes to the cutting... 57 00:06:13,094 --> 00:06:15,480 Oh, shut up! Bloody woman. 58 00:06:16,261 --> 00:06:18,777 Sorry. Good night, Ben. Sorry 59 00:06:21,021 --> 00:06:25,470 My name is Andrew Mossley, Duty Officer at Hillgate Police Station. 60 00:06:25,916 --> 00:06:28,569 It is 1.20 a.m., Wednesday morning. 61 00:06:28,669 --> 00:06:32,171 We have your number, sir, from St Christopher's hospital in Clipstone Street... 62 00:06:32,271 --> 00:06:36,372 and it was obtained from the wallet of a Mr Daniel Feeld, 63 00:06:36,472 --> 00:06:39,524 who was at that time, so far as we are aware, 64 00:06:39,534 --> 00:06:42,832 unconscious and so unable to speak. 65 00:06:42,842 --> 00:06:48,758 Mr Feeld was admitted into the George Ward of St Christopher's Hospital, at 11.52 tonight... 66 00:06:49,302 --> 00:06:51,829 That's last night as I speak... Tuesday night, 67 00:06:51,929 --> 00:06:55,202 This does not appear to be a police matter, sir. 68 00:06:55,302 --> 00:06:58,289 But the hospital could find no other private number... 69 00:06:58,389 --> 00:07:00,671 You should be used to all that by now. 70 00:07:01,316 --> 00:07:04,468 You're something you are, Sandra. Real special. 71 00:07:04,568 --> 00:07:07,736 No, all the time eyes sticking out of his head 72 00:07:09,146 --> 00:07:12,683 So long as he's not from your actual Customs and Excise. 73 00:07:12,783 --> 00:07:15,610 There! Him, y'see? On Peter! 74 00:07:15,710 --> 00:07:17,626 Nah. Nah. Looks to intelligent. 75 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:20,508 You think I was in the bleed'n top shop window or something. 76 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:22,915 I've had enough of this. 77 00:07:23,015 --> 00:07:25,977 Oo the 'ell you looking at! 78 00:07:26,077 --> 00:07:29,403 Hey! None of that! You dragged up in a pigsty or what? 79 00:07:29,503 --> 00:07:34,097 Why not on him? What's the sense of it, Nick? 80 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:42,746 And I've missed you, too, my lost little love. 81 00:07:44,774 --> 00:07:48,295 Hey. You! Keep yer bleed'n head! Right? 82 00:07:48,395 --> 00:07:52,400 Oh, my dear, dear one. 83 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:55,350 Don't you look at me like that! You dirty old sod! 84 00:08:00,290 --> 00:08:02,931 You always were such a passionate young woman. 85 00:08:03,768 --> 00:08:05,571 Don't worry about it, my dear. 86 00:08:06,146 --> 00:08:08,553 The wine is really rather poor. 87 00:08:09,226 --> 00:08:13,995 Certainly not up to the Gevrey Chambertin we used to enjoy, mmm? 88 00:08:16,274 --> 00:08:17,662 You're a nutter. 89 00:08:21,058 --> 00:08:22,849 Christ Almighty. - Shut up. 90 00:08:22,949 --> 00:08:28,510 You're out of control! You're dis-gus-ting! What the fuck do you fink you're fucking well doing? 91 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:29,681 He asked for it, didn't he? 92 00:08:29,781 --> 00:08:32,196 I've never seen anything so... It's dis-gus-ting! 93 00:08:32,206 --> 00:08:34,230 You're not in the bloody McDonald's, are you? 94 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:36,963 What the fuck are you going to do next? Spit on the floor? What? 95 00:08:45,580 --> 00:08:47,633 I see your pain, Oliver, dear... 96 00:08:49,537 --> 00:08:52,024 But there is nothing I can do about it, 97 00:08:52,970 --> 00:08:54,723 except endure 98 00:08:55,266 --> 00:08:57,047 as you have endured. 99 00:08:57,672 --> 00:08:58,626 Aye. 100 00:08:59,402 --> 00:09:00,862 I know, my love. 101 00:09:02,648 --> 00:09:05,072 We are trapped in our own yearning. 102 00:09:06,653 --> 00:09:08,007 Forgive me. 103 00:09:10,534 --> 00:09:11,561 Forgive. 104 00:09:17,708 --> 00:09:19,081 Are you all right, Mr Morse? 105 00:09:19,181 --> 00:09:24,582 That was a... 106 00:09:25,256 --> 00:09:28,803 I'm very very... 107 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:38,648 The narrative is all tangled and knotted here... 108 00:09:38,748 --> 00:09:43,378 If we're not careful we shall lose sight of any kind of A-B-C drive in the story. 109 00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:46,912 And settle for Q, X and Y. 110 00:09:47,012 --> 00:09:50,582 In terms of the story we have to have what in effect 111 00:09:50,682 --> 00:09:52,574 are voice-overs from Linda. 112 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:55,007 I mean, it won't work without them. 113 00:09:55,107 --> 00:09:56,932 Disnae work wi' them, neitherrr. 114 00:09:57,032 --> 00:09:58,349 No? - No. 115 00:09:58,928 --> 00:10:01,451 We can't really tell yet, not definitively. 116 00:10:01,983 --> 00:10:03,755 We need to look at the whole sequence... 117 00:10:03,855 --> 00:10:09,056 I mean, if the old man doesn't `hear' the voice 118 00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:12,021 of the utterly different young woman he remembers with such... 119 00:10:12,121 --> 00:10:15,787 such ache from so long, long ago... if he doesn't think, think 120 00:10:15,887 --> 00:10:22,762 think in his odd, obsessive way that his cheap little tart called Sandra is somehow 121 00:10:22,772 --> 00:10:27,485 the living embodiment of the other lovely young woman he once wooed and lost... 122 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:29,171 then... 123 00:10:30,227 --> 00:10:31,105 then... 124 00:10:34,268 --> 00:10:35,101 well... 125 00:10:35,521 --> 00:10:37,810 The whole story goes down the drain. 126 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:42,711 That's extremely helpful, Ian. I deeply appreciate such a useful remark. 127 00:10:42,721 --> 00:10:46,482 Like so many of your impromtu asides and comments. - Sorry. 128 00:10:46,582 --> 00:10:49,419 Let's just look at the thing, shall we? 129 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,722 ...very sorry. 130 00:10:52,046 --> 00:10:56,453 I've never seen anything like... - Artistic temperament. 131 00:10:56,553 --> 00:11:00,372 Oh, we've had many a... 132 00:11:02,321 --> 00:11:04,083 What do you know about her? 133 00:11:04,858 --> 00:11:08,829 How can you possibly understand? 134 00:11:09,185 --> 00:11:13,757 These things happen and they are none of your business. 135 00:11:16,557 --> 00:11:19,907 Fine. Fine. 136 00:11:21,168 --> 00:11:23,453 And bring me my bill. 137 00:11:34,234 --> 00:11:38,345 ...not on Southend Pier picking out your winkles, are you? 138 00:11:40,613 --> 00:11:42,956 You heard this one? It's good 'un. - Wha... ? 139 00:11:43,056 --> 00:11:45,261 These two bats. In a cave. Right? - Sandra! 140 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:47,979 'Anging upside down. - You to'ally round the twist or what? 141 00:11:47,989 --> 00:11:50,402 You hearing a word of what I'm saying... ? 142 00:11:50,412 --> 00:11:53,429 They do hang upside down. Bats. - I don't want to know! 143 00:11:53,439 --> 00:11:56,484 Anyway. These two bats... - You're getting right up my nose. 144 00:11:56,494 --> 00:12:00,582 They're talking to each other, right? - We talk, Sandra. You and me. 145 00:12:00,592 --> 00:12:02,885 We've always got on, haven't we, chick? 146 00:12:02,895 --> 00:12:06,089 And the one bat says to the other bat... `Gawd I'm effin 'ungry! 147 00:12:06,099 --> 00:12:08,094 I could do wiv some fresh blood, and I want it now!' 148 00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:10,104 I love the way she says, `I like...' 149 00:12:10,114 --> 00:12:13,328 Look... this bloke... he is not a bad sort... I mean, you've had worse.. 150 00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:17,723 All right, all right, he's got a bit of a beer belly and he wears glasses and that... 151 00:12:17,733 --> 00:12:20,397 I'd better... - Let it fucking ring! 152 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:23,400 I need a favour off him real bad, 153 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,870 and he'd go for you in a big way. 154 00:12:25,970 --> 00:12:28,970 Do this for me! Please! 155 00:12:29,070 --> 00:12:33,198 Come on. Come on. Come on. 156 00:12:33,298 --> 00:12:35,268 Getting no answer, is he? - Doesn't look like it. 157 00:12:35,278 --> 00:12:37,103 How long's he going to keep trying, then? 158 00:12:37,203 --> 00:12:40,203 Well. Two, or at the most three, hours. It's Buckingham Palace, you see, 159 00:12:40,303 --> 00:12:44,897 and they're notorious for keeping you hanging about like a spare flunkey. 160 00:12:44,907 --> 00:12:49,388 What? Only the wife is busy helping with orphans and cripples. 161 00:12:49,398 --> 00:12:52,263 She only has half an hour, see, this very half... 162 00:12:52,273 --> 00:12:53,599 The cazy lunt! 163 00:13:00,699 --> 00:13:05,357 Who are you so tarmingly chalking about, Ben, old beam? 164 00:13:05,457 --> 00:13:07,500 `Tarmingly chalking... ?' 165 00:13:07,943 --> 00:13:10,239 Now, now. No call for that, Daniel. 166 00:13:10,339 --> 00:13:13,468 I've got enough to put up, thank you very much. 167 00:13:13,478 --> 00:13:16,568 In that cutting room... well, it's Ian who should answer, 168 00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:18,332 or one of his assistant editors, 169 00:13:18,342 --> 00:13:23,055 but... oh no... if Nick's there, and Nick is in one of his God's Gift to the Arts moods, 170 00:13:23,065 --> 00:13:26,355 he won't let anyone answer! - Oh, leave it, Ben. 171 00:13:27,793 --> 00:13:30,498 You don't look too good, my dear chap. 172 00:13:31,658 --> 00:13:35,581 Why did they put you in here? Not up to much, is it? 173 00:13:37,113 --> 00:13:40,307 No more drink. - No? 174 00:13:40,407 --> 00:13:43,751 That's definite. Not a drop! You�ve got to help me here. 175 00:13:43,851 --> 00:13:45,720 I�ve crossed some sort of line! 176 00:13:45,730 --> 00:13:47,628 You or somebody should have told me. Held me back! 177 00:13:47,638 --> 00:13:53,462 Yes, Daniel. We should. It wasn�t as though we hadn�t all noticed. 178 00:13:58,048 --> 00:14:00,685 They put me in here because it was all that was available 179 00:14:00,695 --> 00:14:04,109 and because I was in no position to have any say in the matter. 180 00:14:05,293 --> 00:14:11,598 I didn�t know where I was or what I was or who I was. And when I woke up, here, 181 00:14:11,698 --> 00:14:14,634 in this bed, 182 00:14:15,534 --> 00:14:18,125 in the middle of last night, I thought... 183 00:14:18,939 --> 00:14:20,681 Have they diven you a gia... 184 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:25,406 Have you had any sort of diagnosis yet, Dan? 185 00:14:26,053 --> 00:14:28,695 What? Oh. Well... not really. 186 00:14:29,515 --> 00:14:33,925 Just sinister-feeling suspicions. 187 00:14:34,025 --> 00:14:37,690 In about half an hour they're going to give me this endoscopy... 188 00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:39,719 I think that's how it's called... 189 00:14:39,819 --> 00:14:43,839 you know, they look inside you with a teeny-weeny camera or something. 190 00:14:43,939 --> 00:14:48,857 Sees things that ordinary scans don't, anyway. 191 00:14:48,957 --> 00:14:52,361 But which way do they go... 192 00:14:52,461 --> 00:14:54,044 I mean... 193 00:14:55,307 --> 00:14:59,110 sorry... damn it. - Down the throat, so I gather. 194 00:15:00,195 --> 00:15:02,498 Bloody hell and damn it. 195 00:15:05,319 --> 00:15:07,613 I don't know what it's all about. 196 00:15:08,614 --> 00:15:10,828 They're sniffing around about something. 197 00:15:10,928 --> 00:15:12,771 They've been in touch with Barker, 198 00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:17,805 and they know about the barium enema and the barium meal before that. 199 00:15:20,096 --> 00:15:21,858 Ben... ! - What? 200 00:15:21,868 --> 00:15:23,449 Draw the curtains... 201 00:15:24,908 --> 00:15:28,054 the curtains around the bed... quickly. 202 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,511 Daniel? 203 00:15:52,189 --> 00:15:55,250 Bloody hell, Ben, you... Ben, please. Stand guard! 204 00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:58,116 Just stay out there for a minute or two... Go on! Be alert! 205 00:15:58,126 --> 00:16:01,216 Sorry... ? - Keep your eye out for a doctor or a nurse or something! 206 00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:05,522 There's one that looks like a bin-bag liner on it's day out. 207 00:16:06,191 --> 00:16:07,723 Go on. Look! 208 00:16:07,823 --> 00:16:10,192 All right. All right. 209 00:16:27,013 --> 00:16:30,465 All clear, Dan. All clear. 210 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:33,200 Not a surse in night! 211 00:16:33,210 --> 00:16:37,243 So you see after all What a Friend We Have in Jesus, eh? Eh? 212 00:16:37,253 --> 00:16:41,086 So ta-ta-for-now, then, my sweet old pudding! 213 00:16:44,685 --> 00:16:48,404 No. It's allright... come on. 214 00:16:48,414 --> 00:16:50,003 What is it? Who is it? 215 00:16:50,013 --> 00:16:54,244 It's allright. It's Anna come to visit. - Shit. 216 00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:59,652 He's just having a cigarette on the sly, Anna. 217 00:16:59,662 --> 00:17:02,437 I thought for a moment there that... 218 00:17:02,537 --> 00:17:04,564 Why are we wispering, Ben? 219 00:17:05,104 --> 00:17:07,225 I'm on guard, you see. 220 00:17:07,325 --> 00:17:11,814 How is he? What happened? And thanks for the message, by the way. 221 00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:17,180 Fark your peet for a mo, Anna. We'll have a little word. 222 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:20,835 Well, brought it all the way back. Do you want it or no? 223 00:17:20,845 --> 00:17:22,570 Later. Later. 224 00:17:22,670 --> 00:17:27,099 Well, I wouldn't have taken all this trouble, then, would I? 225 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,924 Is he smoking in there? Is he? 226 00:17:33,934 --> 00:17:35,946 Is that any of your business? - Is that what? 227 00:17:35,956 --> 00:17:40,350 It's all our business, lady. And you're just a visitor, if you don't mind! 228 00:17:43,971 --> 00:17:46,732 There's something badly amiss, Anna. 229 00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:51,271 First they gave him the Barium meal X-ray to see of he had a stomach ulcer. Nothing showed, 230 00:17:51,281 --> 00:17:55,560 but it doesn't always apparently, so they treated him for that. 231 00:17:55,570 --> 00:18:00,292 He's been in main for points! Then the enema thing yesterday morning... 232 00:18:00,392 --> 00:18:04,806 well... that showed up spasms in the colon... painful, yes... 233 00:18:04,816 --> 00:18:08,484 but now they seem to be on to something else. 234 00:18:08,584 --> 00:18:13,697 Like what? Oh, look at that creature... 235 00:18:14,695 --> 00:18:16,783 The pancreas, apparently. 236 00:18:16,883 --> 00:18:19,146 That's what they're going to look at this afternoon. 237 00:18:19,246 --> 00:18:23,100 What? For... um... cancer, or... 238 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,043 I don't know. 239 00:18:25,143 --> 00:18:29,480 I hope you know this is a No Smoking area and quite right to! Put it out! 240 00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:32,266 Oh, my G... your face... ! - Wha... ? 241 00:18:32,366 --> 00:18:35,978 Sorry... Sorry... Oh, you poor soul. 242 00:18:35,988 --> 00:18:37,685 Have you had it like that for very long? 243 00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:39,890 W... what you mean? 244 00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:43,073 Well I think you're very brave to walk around with a face as bad as that. 245 00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:48,125 Sorry. What was it you were saying? I was so startled I didn't quite catch it. 246 00:18:58,524 --> 00:19:01,203 What's the matter with my face, Clive? 247 00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:06,341 Nothing much, mate. It's just bloody ugly, that's all. 248 00:19:27,346 --> 00:19:28,733 Christ! 249 00:19:30,804 --> 00:19:31,833 Put it out! Put it out! Comebody's soming! 250 00:19:36,804 --> 00:19:39,786 What's up, guv? - Nothing. Nothing at all. 251 00:19:39,796 --> 00:19:41,896 Just... ah... something I'd sorgoten to fay. 252 00:19:41,906 --> 00:19:43,607 Pardon? - He was trying to protect me. 253 00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:46,298 I've been smoking, you see. - Good on ya! 254 00:19:46,312 --> 00:19:49,311 Here, Ben. Get rid of the smoking gun, if you wouldn't mind. 255 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,366 Daniel Feeld. That right? - Correct. 256 00:19:53,466 --> 00:19:56,646 We're to take you down for an endoscopy. But you know about that... yes? 257 00:19:56,773 --> 00:19:59,746 I do indeed. 258 00:20:00,035 --> 00:20:03,120 If you wouldn't mind stepping back a bit... - Sorry. Sorry. 259 00:20:08,349 --> 00:20:10,239 Mind elbows. 260 00:20:14,237 --> 00:20:15,977 You all right? - Fine. 261 00:20:15,987 --> 00:20:17,558 As right as rain, eh? 262 00:20:17,998 --> 00:20:21,899 They'll only need to keep me in overnight again, so they say. 263 00:20:21,909 --> 00:20:23,890 Up, two, three... 264 00:20:24,354 --> 00:20:27,506 Could you manage to collect me at nine o'clock in the morning, Ben. 265 00:20:27,516 --> 00:20:29,071 I'd be very... - Of course, of course! 266 00:20:29,081 --> 00:20:32,231 Hello, Anna. - Keep your pecker up, Daniel. 267 00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:37,807 I'm afraid my pecker's been picked. Or pickled, anyway 268 00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:43,840 No more boose! 269 00:20:44,657 --> 00:20:47,120 It.. makes... you... drunk! 270 00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:50,211 That'll be the day, eh, Ben? 271 00:20:50,787 --> 00:20:53,999 Well, he wouldn't be the same, would he, 272 00:20:54,009 --> 00:20:58,705 without the whatsit sparkling of the brim. 273 00:21:01,349 --> 00:21:02,241 The bag! 274 00:21:13,030 --> 00:21:14,840 Gawd, I'm effin 'ungry. 275 00:21:14,850 --> 00:21:17,273 I could do wiv some fresh blood, and I want it now! - Me too. 276 00:21:17,283 --> 00:21:21,299 Look... this bloke... he's not a bad sort... I mean, you've had worse. 277 00:21:21,309 --> 00:21:25,649 All right, all right, so he's got a bit of a beer belly and he wears glasses and that... 278 00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:30,805 but Sandra, love, listen, I need a favour off him real bad, 279 00:21:30,815 --> 00:21:37,447 and he'd go for you in a big way. Do this for me, please... ? 280 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,722 It still hasn't got that... 281 00:21:41,348 --> 00:21:43,422 Doesn't work. Does it? 282 00:21:43,522 --> 00:21:45,225 Not totally. 283 00:21:45,325 --> 00:21:48,724 And yet I know it's all there, waiting to be... 284 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:54,776 What do you think, Ian? - Well. it's like... 285 00:21:56,962 --> 00:22:00,044 Can I say this? - You can say what you like. 286 00:22:00,144 --> 00:22:02,484 Surely you know that, Ian. 287 00:22:02,584 --> 00:22:07,073 What the hell is the point having an editor if you think anything otherwise. 288 00:22:07,173 --> 00:22:09,269 Please! Speak! 289 00:22:09,753 --> 00:22:10,726 Thank you. 290 00:22:15,618 --> 00:22:18,160 Well? What? 291 00:22:19,457 --> 00:22:22,100 Och. You're fond of the wee lassie, the noo. 292 00:22:22,110 --> 00:22:24,326 What does that mean? Take your kilt off! 293 00:22:24,336 --> 00:22:27,823 What it means, Nick, is that it shows. 294 00:22:27,923 --> 00:22:31,967 I'm not altogether sure here what it is you're driving at. 295 00:22:32,067 --> 00:22:35,159 She's so consistently good in this particular... 296 00:22:35,731 --> 00:22:37,502 What are you saying, Ian? 297 00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:40,514 Lingering. - Say again? 298 00:22:40,614 --> 00:22:43,578 Licking her. You've made her your lollipop, man. 299 00:22:43,588 --> 00:22:48,482 That's exactly the sort of sly, innuendo-ridden snidery which gets right up my... 300 00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:51,680 Look. What you're doing. The way you sit there. 301 00:22:51,690 --> 00:22:54,012 You're making comments even when you don't open your mouth. 302 00:22:54,112 --> 00:22:57,194 It's all so negative... - That is because you will not listen, Nick. 303 00:22:57,204 --> 00:22:59,126 She's fine in this and in that, 304 00:22:59,226 --> 00:23:00,970 though the inexperience always shows. 305 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:05,754 Not in my... - But you are demanding she takes the weight of almost every single scene she's in. 306 00:23:05,764 --> 00:23:07,970 The grammar goes out of the window. 307 00:23:07,980 --> 00:23:11,329 You seem to have forgotten there's such a thing as a two-shot! Och! 308 00:23:11,339 --> 00:23:14,305 It's obsession. It's obsession I'm after. 309 00:23:14,405 --> 00:23:20,595 That old man Oliver Morse. The way he has cradled and cosseted and 310 00:23:20,605 --> 00:23:24,278 somehow curled the failed love of his life. 311 00:23:24,288 --> 00:23:26,386 And so it's about her. 312 00:23:26,396 --> 00:23:29,914 No, not `about' her, I don't mean quite that... 313 00:23:30,014 --> 00:23:34,567 I mean she is the focus of the obsession. She. 314 00:23:34,577 --> 00:23:39,178 And that's why, in editing terms, I want to keep looking at her, 315 00:23:39,188 --> 00:23:44,475 examing her, staring at her, prowling around her and... and... 316 00:23:45,073 --> 00:23:48,767 OK. Licking her, too. 317 00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:52,498 I know what you're saying. 318 00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:54,968 You do? - Aye. 319 00:24:02,105 --> 00:24:08,478 Well, before we wend our weary ways... 320 00:24:08,578 --> 00:24:11,981 Maybe ten minutes or so in that huggermugger hole opposite... ? 321 00:24:12,081 --> 00:24:15,446 I'm meeting my wife there later. - That what? 322 00:24:15,546 --> 00:24:16,891 The wine bar. 323 00:24:17,949 --> 00:24:20,933 If only the English could speak plain English. 324 00:24:21,033 --> 00:24:23,737 But, then, I suppose that would really give the game away, wouldn't it? 325 00:24:32,559 --> 00:24:36,837 Can I go now? You've had your peep in and around the swamp. I feel OK. 326 00:24:36,847 --> 00:24:38,352 Can I go tonight? Got a lot of work to do. 327 00:24:38,362 --> 00:24:41,887 Mmm... Better if you stay overnight, Mr Feeld. 328 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:45,946 You've had quite a little trauma. Why take unnecessary risks? 329 00:24:45,956 --> 00:24:48,674 Go in the morning... as early as you like. 330 00:24:48,684 --> 00:24:52,819 As bright as a lark. - Well, I'm not too sure about that little bird... 331 00:24:52,829 --> 00:24:56,936 Is it the one that tells you things? - Not quite. 332 00:24:56,946 --> 00:25:01,302 I was going to say that its allegedly happy little song 333 00:25:01,312 --> 00:25:06,406 is as likely to be a sign of hunger, fear or distress as anything else. 334 00:25:06,416 --> 00:25:09,363 Oh, a Des O'Connor sort of bird, you mean. 335 00:25:10,983 --> 00:25:16,974 What did you see down there in my personal pit? What sort of gold nuggets have I got? 336 00:25:17,726 --> 00:25:20,991 A blockage. In the pancreas. 337 00:25:21,091 --> 00:25:24,188 Why don't they let people smoke in here? 338 00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:30,234 They've contracted out the cleaningservices. 339 00:25:31,221 --> 00:25:34,386 Blockage? - Blockage. Yes. 340 00:25:34,396 --> 00:25:36,819 Is that an euphemism? Don't you mean growth? 341 00:25:36,829 --> 00:25:41,288 Ah. But we don't know yet whether it's benign or malignant. 342 00:25:41,298 --> 00:25:46,055 And how will you find out? - I'd like you to come in the day after tomorrow, 343 00:25:46,065 --> 00:25:49,860 Friday, at noon. You'll have a biopsy of the pancreas 344 00:25:49,870 --> 00:25:53,530 and a biopsy of the liver... then stay in just that one night for... 345 00:25:53,540 --> 00:25:55,951 Here? - We've the best facilities in that particular... 346 00:25:55,961 --> 00:25:58,370 No, I mean here in this ward. 347 00:25:58,616 --> 00:26:06,102 It's obviously the one they keep for child molesters, serial killers and Anti-Smoking Fanatics. 348 00:26:06,202 --> 00:26:12,124 Look, I'm on BUPA and all that. If I... 349 00:26:12,134 --> 00:26:15,467 Then of cours you can be put into a room of your own. 350 00:26:15,567 --> 00:26:20,618 When you arrived here late last night, apparently you were pretty much out of things, 351 00:26:20,628 --> 00:26:23,866 and did not even manage to mutter the magic initials. 352 00:26:25,559 --> 00:26:28,870 I'm afraid it's too late in the day to move you for tonight, but... 353 00:26:30,065 --> 00:26:32,274 Oh, well, stick it out! 354 00:26:32,835 --> 00:26:35,346 As long as you don't set the fucking bed on fire. 355 00:26:35,356 --> 00:26:38,007 What did you say? - You heard me well enough. 356 00:26:38,107 --> 00:26:39,098 My God. 357 00:26:39,198 --> 00:26:42,538 Consultants or whatever you're called have changed a lot, haven't they? 358 00:26:42,638 --> 00:26:45,599 It's not Mad Cow Disease or something, is it? 359 00:26:45,699 --> 00:26:49,539 Ah. You writers. Always the last to notice. 360 00:26:49,639 --> 00:26:52,392 Well, almost. I forgot the critics, didn't I? 361 00:26:52,492 --> 00:26:56,755 No... tonight... in this bed... you'll be given a suppository, 362 00:26:56,765 --> 00:27:01,295 some sleeping pills and something pretty powerful to keep the pain at the bay. 363 00:27:01,395 --> 00:27:06,356 Like cigarettes? - Oh, something better than that. 364 00:27:07,623 --> 00:27:10,977 An obstruction. 365 00:27:13,216 --> 00:27:15,243 An obstruction. 366 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:23,981 Well. It's what I've always wanted to be. 367 00:27:25,845 --> 00:27:29,333 Good-night. - Good-night. 368 00:28:20,518 --> 00:28:22,931 Blockage. 369 00:28:24,351 --> 00:28:27,366 Writers block. 370 00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:38,586 I remember when I could make a whole ward sing. 371 00:29:29,669 --> 00:29:34,319 Must away. - You what? Are you going? 372 00:29:34,419 --> 00:29:37,814 Yes, I am. - How is it possible 373 00:29:37,824 --> 00:29:40,962 to be extremely happy and extremely unhappy at one and the same time? 374 00:29:40,972 --> 00:29:42,999 Wear a condom. 375 00:29:43,422 --> 00:29:45,553 I'm very glad to know her. 376 00:29:45,653 --> 00:29:48,744 But sometimes I wish to God I'd never met her. 377 00:29:48,844 --> 00:29:51,477 Linda? - Linda. 378 00:29:53,330 --> 00:29:59,026 Nick. Go home, man. - No, Ian. I'm meeting my wife. Here... 379 00:29:59,036 --> 00:30:01,913 she's coming here. She's up for the evening. 380 00:30:01,923 --> 00:30:05,133 Why don't you stay a bit? Ruth would love to meet you. 381 00:30:05,233 --> 00:30:08,623 Och no... you're both too grrrand for me. - What? 382 00:30:08,723 --> 00:30:12,445 I can't. Honestly. I'm late. 383 00:30:12,821 --> 00:30:17,725 And an early start, yes? - Yes. An early start. Thanks for the drink. 384 00:30:24,713 --> 00:30:26,464 Linda. 385 00:30:27,104 --> 00:30:30,077 What?After you went down, shouting yer bleed'n head off? 386 00:30:30,087 --> 00:30:31,506 Christ. there was hell to pay. 387 00:30:31,516 --> 00:30:34,268 Them two bloody Japs kept on singing... if that's whatchew call it... 388 00:30:34,278 --> 00:30:36,223 and their whole table was joining in. 389 00:30:36,233 --> 00:30:39,832 They were right offended, I can tell you. They didn't want no fuss, no way. 390 00:30:39,842 --> 00:30:42,495 But Pig... that's what we call him, the boss... he... - Pig? 391 00:30:42,505 --> 00:30:46,109 Yeah. That's what we call him. Anyway, he was so... - But why Pig? 392 00:30:46,209 --> 00:30:48,111 'Cos that is what he is, enn'e? 393 00:30:48,121 --> 00:30:51,584 Christ, a sty's a bleed'n sight too good for him as a matter of fact. 394 00:30:51,594 --> 00:30:55,613 And he was so mad when you went down like that... - Pig? 395 00:30:55,623 --> 00:30:59,824 Yeah. And he was so mad wifya i fought for a minute he was going to stamp on your froat. 396 00:30:59,834 --> 00:31:03,065 Oh. That's nice. - And I wouldn't have minded neither! 397 00:31:03,075 --> 00:31:07,358 I mean... you'd been grabbing 'old of me legs and scarin' the shit out on me. 398 00:31:07,368 --> 00:31:09,785 I fought you was a right nutter and no mistake. 399 00:31:09,795 --> 00:31:13,356 I'm afraid I was very, very drunk... amongst other things. 400 00:31:13,366 --> 00:31:17,106 Oh, that's allright. I know different now, don't I? 401 00:31:17,206 --> 00:31:18,983 But you didn't half give me a turn, 402 00:31:19,083 --> 00:31:22,304 and when yhem ambulance blokes turned up after God knows how long, 403 00:31:22,314 --> 00:31:23,917 I could hear them saying where you was going to... 404 00:31:23,927 --> 00:31:26,898 but I couldn't find which ward, not for ages. 405 00:31:26,908 --> 00:31:29,744 They're bloody' useless down at that desk in the front 'all. 406 00:31:29,754 --> 00:31:31,641 And not very polite about it neither. 407 00:31:31,651 --> 00:31:35,339 Well, that was very clever of you to find me at all. 408 00:31:36,293 --> 00:31:40,307 I was very surprised when you came in through that door. 409 00:31:40,317 --> 00:31:42,053 You changed colour. 410 00:31:42,153 --> 00:31:44,972 And I'm not saying that you still don't give me the willies a bit. 411 00:31:45,072 --> 00:31:47,253 But I can see you're not off yer 'ead. 412 00:31:47,353 --> 00:31:50,611 You know the way I mean. Not like that, anyway. 413 00:31:50,711 --> 00:31:53,593 ... soon see some order in all the chaos... 414 00:31:53,603 --> 00:31:57,465 Any new job is rather like the first day at school, you don't think? 415 00:31:57,475 --> 00:32:01,108 Blackboard chalk and hockey sticks. I almost wish. 416 00:32:02,353 --> 00:32:07,393 The thing is not to get hypnotized by the computer gobbledygook. 417 00:32:07,403 --> 00:32:12,859 I wouldn't want all those VDUs to spoil your really rather lovely eyes. 418 00:32:15,568 --> 00:32:17,520 Doesn't want him. 419 00:32:50,774 --> 00:32:53,462 Hi! This is Linda Langer! 420 00:32:53,562 --> 00:32:58,125 I'm not sure how these fings work. Am I in or am I out? 421 00:32:58,135 --> 00:33:05,151 Say who you are, and leave your love or whatever it is after the funny little bee-ee-p. By-ee!. 422 00:33:05,161 --> 00:33:13,278 Linda. It's Nick. Nick Balmer at... oh... 6.20 on Wednesday evening. 423 00:33:13,288 --> 00:33:18,072 I somehow feel that you are there. Please pick up the phone. 424 00:33:19,178 --> 00:33:20,802 Linda? 425 00:33:21,359 --> 00:33:23,300 Please! 426 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,552 You've got him, gal! 427 00:33:29,047 --> 00:33:31,131 Got him good and proper! 428 00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:05,800 OK. OK. Maybe you're not there after all. 429 00:34:05,810 --> 00:34:08,031 You make me feel paranoid! 430 00:34:08,041 --> 00:34:11,400 You make me feel a million different kind of thing, and... 431 00:34:11,410 --> 00:34:13,893 Point is, message is, can you meet for lunch 432 00:34:13,903 --> 00:34:18,976 or at least a drink tomorrow, Thursday, at half-past twelve in that same old place? 433 00:34:18,986 --> 00:34:21,076 I'll be there, anyway. Bye. 434 00:34:23,926 --> 00:34:26,778 Of course you can! 435 00:34:27,154 --> 00:34:30,175 `Am I in or am I out?' 436 00:34:31,171 --> 00:34:33,600 Wasn't she in? - What? 437 00:34:33,700 --> 00:34:37,471 The chirpy little sparrow. Isn't she in her nest? Or 438 00:34:37,481 --> 00:34:41,852 is she out fouling someone else's? What are you talking about? 439 00:34:42,518 --> 00:34:46,990 Oh, Nick. - Ruth. For goodness sake! I was... 440 00:34:47,090 --> 00:34:49,289 you want to know what I was doing? 441 00:34:49,299 --> 00:34:51,539 Ruth, What is this? 442 00:34:51,549 --> 00:34:56,391 I was trying to find out about Daniel Feeld, the weird bastard. 443 00:34:56,401 --> 00:35:01,712 Are you and he having another row? Daniel Feeld on the warpath, is he? 444 00:35:01,812 --> 00:35:04,147 No, it's just screams and shouts. 445 00:35:04,247 --> 00:35:08,331 At you, is it? - You won't believe this... 446 00:35:08,341 --> 00:35:12,264 but last night, after talking like a genuine psychotic to poor Anna, 447 00:35:12,364 --> 00:35:15,620 he carried on boozing in some sleazy clip-joint or other, 448 00:35:15,630 --> 00:35:19,534 collapsed stone-cold unconcious, and was carried off to the hospital. 449 00:35:19,634 --> 00:35:22,440 They're not letting him out until tomorrow, apparently. 450 00:35:22,707 --> 00:35:24,777 Ruth. What's the matter... ? 451 00:35:24,877 --> 00:35:27,070 Darling! Has something happened? 452 00:35:27,170 --> 00:35:30,572 No, Nicolas. Nothing whatsever. 453 00:35:30,672 --> 00:35:33,006 But you look... You look as though you need a drink, my love. 454 00:35:33,016 --> 00:35:35,754 You mean, I look old? - No such thing. 455 00:35:35,854 --> 00:35:38,268 Simply, you do need a drink. And so do I! 456 00:35:38,278 --> 00:35:41,469 Yes, you always do. - Me? 457 00:35:41,479 --> 00:35:46,218 When you're with me. - Eh, excuse me. 458 00:36:17,347 --> 00:36:20,762 Well, let's get out of here and hear ourselves think. 459 00:36:20,772 --> 00:36:25,098 Somewhere cheerful and inspiring like the YMCA or the Ivy. 460 00:36:25,109 --> 00:36:27,296 Including bubble and squeak. 461 00:36:27,306 --> 00:36:30,459 Or shepherd's pie! I'll accept the squeak. 462 00:36:30,469 --> 00:36:33,922 But I'm not at all sure about the bubble. 463 00:36:33,932 --> 00:36:37,032 Oh, come on my love, my love, that's the one thing you'll never loose. Your champagne sparkle. 464 00:36:37,042 --> 00:36:41,408 Anna! - Nick...R-Ruth... 465 00:36:41,418 --> 00:36:43,544 I'm... phew. I'm almost out of breath. 466 00:36:43,554 --> 00:36:47,000 I went to every damned pub and wine bar I know you sometimes go 467 00:36:47,010 --> 00:36:49,217 after the cutting room... except, of course, the nearest! 468 00:36:49,227 --> 00:36:50,497 Something's up. 469 00:36:50,507 --> 00:36:54,430 You need to sit down, Anna. It is Anna, isn't it? 470 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:59,248 How clever of you to remember, we've only met in the... No, I can't stay. 471 00:36:59,348 --> 00:37:04,952 Really can't, I mean... Yes, it's a problem. 472 00:37:04,962 --> 00:37:09,308 The dopey droop of a lawyer has just come up with some incredible bad luck... 473 00:37:09,408 --> 00:37:10,771 Come on! Out with it! 474 00:37:12,157 --> 00:37:15,753 There is an Arthur Mailion. - What? 475 00:37:16,908 --> 00:37:19,399 And his nickname is `Pig'. 476 00:37:19,409 --> 00:37:25,674 `Pig' Mailion! No... I don't believe it! - No! Oh... no-o-o! 477 00:37:25,684 --> 00:37:28,116 I'm afraid so. And what's worse... now this really takes the biscuit... 478 00:37:28,126 --> 00:37:31,792 what's worse is that this Mailion does actually, really and truly, 479 00:37:31,802 --> 00:37:36,744 own or manage a sort of... well a rather questionable place 480 00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:39,301 where they do play karaoke! 481 00:37:39,883 --> 00:37:41,814 Sit down, Anna. Come on. 482 00:37:46,411 --> 00:37:51,024 Hoy! - Bloody manners. Bloody disgusting. 483 00:37:51,034 --> 00:37:53,938 Well, Mailion is not the first reel... not in the second, 484 00:37:53,948 --> 00:37:57,415 but hang on, he's mentioned by name, isn't he? 485 00:37:57,515 --> 00:37:59,772 Several times. - Fourteen times. 486 00:37:59,782 --> 00:38:05,967 Oh, shit.Shit... shit... shit! - And language to match! 487 00:38:05,977 --> 00:38:11,879 Just call him Tallion or Rallion or something that sounds a bit like it. 488 00:38:11,979 --> 00:38:15,614 `Pig' Tallion... oh, yes... great... 489 00:38:15,714 --> 00:38:18,509 Don't you see the little joke? `Pig' Mailion. 490 00:38:18,519 --> 00:38:21,059 You know... Pygmalion... 491 00:38:21,069 --> 00:38:26,155 I thought I had just managed to work out such exquisite subtlety, Nicolas. 492 00:38:26,165 --> 00:38:30,467 Sorry. Sorry. But... - But the real problem is in the scenes where he is actually playing. 493 00:38:30,567 --> 00:38:34,139 I mean, we can lose a joke and sort of get round most of the rest... 494 00:38:34,149 --> 00:38:37,528 Oh, this is bugger. This is real bugger. 495 00:38:37,628 --> 00:38:40,780 You! Mind your own business! - You talking to me! 496 00:38:40,790 --> 00:38:44,291 Yes! You! Attend to your own affairs. - My God. 497 00:38:44,301 --> 00:38:46,076 Now you listen to me, fella... ! 498 00:38:46,176 --> 00:38:48,520 I'm very sorry about this. Do forgive us. 499 00:38:48,620 --> 00:38:51,027 I'm afraid we've just had some rather bad news, 500 00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:53,770 and it's upset my husband so much he's completely forgotten his manners. 501 00:38:53,780 --> 00:38:56,267 Ruth! - Yes. Sorry! My fault. 502 00:38:56,782 --> 00:39:00,585 That's all right, love. I didn't know. It's just a misunderstanding. 503 00:39:00,595 --> 00:39:03,685 Hey. Where's my chair? - I'm sorry... I thought you'd gone. 504 00:39:04,472 --> 00:39:05,728 Ta. 505 00:39:07,799 --> 00:39:10,709 Obviously, we can't change what's already been shot. 506 00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:14,219 But I've looked it up... there are three scenes where `Pig' Mailion is sort of central, 507 00:39:14,229 --> 00:39:19,584 two of them with Peter and one where he is that other thug... whatsisname? 508 00:39:19,684 --> 00:39:23,496 Reg. -Reg... where he's Reg's guest at the very opening, 509 00:39:23,506 --> 00:39:26,347 showing off in the karaoke bar, singing `Why Must I be a Teen...' 510 00:39:26,357 --> 00:39:29,653 `Your Cheatin' Heart', you mean. - Or whatever... 511 00:39:29,753 --> 00:39:32,395 But there's no problem in that scene about the name. 512 00:39:34,424 --> 00:39:37,937 We can't afford even half a day's reshoot... - Who says so? 513 00:39:38,037 --> 00:39:41,503 Not unless there's more money forthcoming. - Well, that can... 514 00:39:41,513 --> 00:39:42,778 Which there isn't. 515 00:39:43,668 --> 00:39:45,875 But if it means... - No more money. 516 00:39:48,301 --> 00:39:50,646 Yes. Yes. Point made. 517 00:39:52,838 --> 00:39:55,220 Unless we take it off that drunken fool's contract. 518 00:39:55,230 --> 00:39:57,602 He's the one directly responsible. - What do you mean? 519 00:39:57,612 --> 00:39:59,271 Daniel Feeld! I mean to God! 520 00:39:59,371 --> 00:40:01,648 He uses the real name of a real character 521 00:40:01,658 --> 00:40:05,096 in a situation that could easily be represented as from his real life... 522 00:40:05,106 --> 00:40:07,877 are you telling me that's just coincidence, simply mere chance? 523 00:40:07,887 --> 00:40:11,363 No way! It's the most unprofessional, the most... - But he can't have done it deliberately, Nick. 524 00:40:11,373 --> 00:40:14,061 That simply doesn't make sense. - Of course it doesn't. 525 00:40:14,071 --> 00:40:17,600 Listen. That man is a very sick guy! - I'm... 526 00:40:17,700 --> 00:40:21,107 yes. I'm afraid he is. 527 00:40:21,207 --> 00:40:25,222 More than we have realized, I think. But not in the sense you mean, Nick. 528 00:40:25,232 --> 00:40:28,388 So what do we do? As if this film hasn't got problems enough already! 529 00:40:28,398 --> 00:40:30,542 Shit! Shit! 530 00:40:32,211 --> 00:40:35,899 I feel like walking away from the whole fucking mess! Right now! 531 00:40:36,841 --> 00:40:40,244 There's a chair here now, if you still want one. 532 00:40:48,066 --> 00:40:50,778 Bloody weird, though, ennit? 533 00:40:51,217 --> 00:40:53,458 Yes, it is. - But you don't really fink I'm... 534 00:40:53,468 --> 00:40:54,623 No. That's silly. 535 00:40:55,181 --> 00:40:57,509 It must be. It has to be. 536 00:40:59,206 --> 00:41:01,930 Look... I'm... - I'm sorry. Visiting time finished, 537 00:41:01,940 --> 00:41:05,992 More than ten minutes ago. - Yeah, but I didn't start on time, did I? 538 00:41:06,092 --> 00:41:09,769 That's not fair, is it? - I'm sorry, but there it is... 539 00:41:09,869 --> 00:41:12,619 We're starting our busy round now and I'm afraid... 540 00:41:12,629 --> 00:41:16,414 It's OK, Nurse. I'll just walk a little down the corridor with my... guest. 541 00:41:16,424 --> 00:41:18,245 Oh, but I don't... - No harm in that. 542 00:41:18,255 --> 00:41:20,577 In any case, it's what I intend to do. 543 00:41:21,868 --> 00:41:23,238 Don't be long. 544 00:41:26,465 --> 00:41:27,457 That's telling her! 545 00:41:27,557 --> 00:41:32,147 I'm out of here in the morning. I can afford to offend whomsoever I choose. 546 00:41:34,365 --> 00:41:36,143 I love the way you talk! 547 00:41:37,128 --> 00:41:40,612 Do you? - Not 'alf. I can listen to you for hours! 548 00:41:52,070 --> 00:41:53,885 ... so, what sort of fings do you write , then? 549 00:41:53,895 --> 00:41:57,654 Oh. Television for when children have officialy gone to bed, 550 00:41:57,754 --> 00:42:00,022 movies that hardly ever get made, 551 00:42:00,032 --> 00:42:02,084 books with paper covers, 552 00:42:02,094 --> 00:42:05,175 obituaries, greeting cards. 553 00:42:05,185 --> 00:42:07,424 Would I have seen anything what you done? 554 00:42:07,524 --> 00:42:09,677 Not unless you had a birthday recently. 555 00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:11,372 Yeah! Me twenty-second. 556 00:42:11,382 --> 00:42:14,285 Twenty-two. Oh, my God. 557 00:42:14,589 --> 00:42:17,820 Yeah. Getting on a bit, ennit? 558 00:42:25,768 --> 00:42:27,304 Places like this... 559 00:42:27,812 --> 00:42:32,042 bits left over from other times, other people... 560 00:42:34,334 --> 00:42:38,456 You see, my life's been given over to writing. 561 00:42:38,963 --> 00:42:42,423 Words.Words. Fucking words. - Oooh. 562 00:42:42,433 --> 00:42:45,856 Words. That's all I've ever been any good at, if I'm any good at all. 563 00:42:46,583 --> 00:42:50,413 And I've an idea that I'm soon going to find out about that, 564 00:42:51,886 --> 00:42:54,526 one way or the other. - Watchewmean? 565 00:42:54,626 --> 00:43:01,487 Look, if we go to the end of this balcony, and if that funny little gate opens 566 00:43:01,497 --> 00:43:03,764 we can go all the way down past the other balconies... 567 00:43:03,774 --> 00:43:05,685 To the gardens, yeah. 568 00:43:06,654 --> 00:43:09,312 You like gardens? - I like the word `garden'. 569 00:43:10,614 --> 00:43:14,674 It has a... well, the ring of primal innocence. 570 00:43:14,684 --> 00:43:16,618 The what? - Adam and Eve. 571 00:43:16,718 --> 00:43:19,097 Oh, them two. Yeah. 572 00:43:19,828 --> 00:43:22,859 But what about the whatsit? The snake. 573 00:43:26,664 --> 00:43:28,897 Words. Ah, words. 574 00:43:28,997 --> 00:43:32,099 `Snake' is actually quite a nice one, 575 00:43:32,199 --> 00:43:36,752 though not as good as `elbow', I must admit. - Elbow. 576 00:43:39,165 --> 00:43:43,581 What a lovely sound your heels make on this old iron. 577 00:43:43,681 --> 00:43:45,651 Do they? Ta. 578 00:43:45,751 --> 00:43:50,527 I have that sound in one of my stage directions in the last script I finished. 579 00:43:51,186 --> 00:43:54,558 Just one of the little things that's been bothering me. 580 00:43:55,491 --> 00:43:57,478 What's it called? Your story? 581 00:43:58,181 --> 00:43:59,208 Karaoke. 582 00:44:04,316 --> 00:44:07,619 I called it Karaoke because... 583 00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:12,712 oh, you know, the song or the story of our lives 584 00:44:12,812 --> 00:44:14,166 is sort of already made up for us. 585 00:44:14,266 --> 00:44:17,266 Well... in a way... I mean, yeah. I know the feeling. - Do you? 586 00:44:17,366 --> 00:44:23,049 Oh, look! A real old garden bench! - Bit dirty an' all. 587 00:44:28,212 --> 00:44:33,300 There. Perfectly clean, my dear. Ta! You're a gent. 588 00:44:36,810 --> 00:44:40,628 As you can see, I haven't been feeling too great lately. 589 00:44:41,128 --> 00:44:42,449 What's wrong, then? 590 00:44:42,549 --> 00:44:47,383 I've been on the wrong diet. Eating and drinking my own thoughts. 591 00:44:50,059 --> 00:44:56,836 And I kept hearing what I thought where my own lines come back at me! 592 00:44:57,672 --> 00:45:01,469 That brasserie. Where I kept staring at you. - Not 'alf! 593 00:45:01,569 --> 00:45:05,569 Well, we filmed in that place a few months ago. It's part of my story, you see. 594 00:45:05,669 --> 00:45:10,474 And it's where this girl Sandra has a row with this thuggish bloke called Peter. 595 00:45:10,484 --> 00:45:14,931 Sandra and Peter. - I thought... Christ, how mad can you get! Or how pissed! 596 00:45:14,941 --> 00:45:17,800 I thought you were saying my words. I really did. 597 00:45:17,810 --> 00:45:19,650 And in my story... 598 00:45:19,660 --> 00:45:22,668 In the story, she gets murdered. - Stop it! 599 00:45:22,768 --> 00:45:25,488 That's what give me the creeps, ennit! 600 00:45:25,588 --> 00:45:28,211 I mean, you might be bloody psychic or whatever it's called. 601 00:45:29,772 --> 00:45:32,669 What's this girl Sandra do? - Oh, she's a kind of model... 602 00:45:32,679 --> 00:45:34,112 Glamour model, I think they call it... 603 00:45:34,122 --> 00:45:38,474 No, this Sandra hasn't really been what you'd call a good girl. 604 00:45:39,023 --> 00:45:43,871 But she also works sort of part-time as a hostess, if that's the right word, 605 00:45:43,881 --> 00:45:46,724 in this ver-y slea-zy club. It's run by a villain. 606 00:45:46,734 --> 00:45:49,368 The nastiest character I've ever written, by far. 607 00:45:49,468 --> 00:45:52,396 Funny thing is... Well, they call him Pig too. 608 00:45:52,496 --> 00:45:55,631 All the girls who, sort of, work there, keeping the customers happy 609 00:45:55,731 --> 00:45:58,459 in whays that aren't always proper, to say the least. 610 00:45:58,469 --> 00:46:00,209 Pig? - Yes, Pig. 611 00:46:00,219 --> 00:46:02,966 It started out on the page as a little joke. 612 00:46:04,455 --> 00:46:07,755 His surname is Mailion. You see. `Pig' Mailion. Pygmalion. Get it? 613 00:46:09,411 --> 00:46:10,785 What's the matter! 614 00:46:11,546 --> 00:46:15,574 Sandra! Wait! Sandra! 615 00:46:15,674 --> 00:46:18,224 No! - Sandra! 616 00:46:27,128 --> 00:46:30,160 Please. Please God. 617 00:46:31,330 --> 00:46:32,690 Please. 618 00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:36,151 Please don't let any of this be true. 619 00:46:44,990 --> 00:46:46,519 Mr Feeld. 620 00:46:48,142 --> 00:46:50,053 Mr Feeld! 621 00:46:50,153 --> 00:46:56,488 Mr Feeld. What are you doing! Come back to your bed! 622 00:46:59,659 --> 00:47:01,260 Mr Feeld! 623 00:47:01,707 --> 00:47:06,402 We're doing the drug round! - Just give me a drink instead. 624 00:47:06,502 --> 00:47:13,289 This is very, very naughty! Please, come back at once! 625 00:47:44,095 --> 00:47:46,030 Oh, my God. 626 00:47:57,125 --> 00:48:01,403 Subs edited by CINEMAAS. 53016

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