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This programme contains very strong language and
some scenes which some viewers may find upsetting.
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A seagull flew in and landed,
gold shimmer on her wings.
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Bird in me roaming freely.
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This is love.
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Then seagull flies away,
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gone for every day.
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This is love.
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So, is she in love with a seagull?
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Well, it's a metaphor, obviously.
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Right.
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Have you been in love before?
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I don't know.
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Just be honest.
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Give us something real, bit of grit.
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What... what part...? Right, I've got
a bowl of soup in there forming a skin.
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See you in a bit.
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What did she say, then?
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Come on, tell me.
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She loved it.
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Did she actually?
Yeah.
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Well, a little bending of the truth
never hurt anyone, did it?
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What?
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Don't pull me like that, you dick.
Well, get up, then!
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Wasn't ready.
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Right. This is what you've got to
do. Don't hit her.
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OK, so you've got your bare
feet on the grass
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and then you've got to just let the
negative charges run down into the earth.
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Trav? Yeah.
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I'm not signing your petition.
Why?
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Because it's made up shit! It's not!
Scientists have done studies.
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We're making ourselves sick with these
rubber soles, separating us from the earth!
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I signed it, but you owe me because Mrs
Blocker caught me with my phone out.
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"Is that phone more interesting than
me?" You know the face she does.
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"Is that phone more interesting than
me?" This is so good.
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"Cos if it is,
by all means, get out." One!
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Have you seen it when she wears the
drawstring bag? Oh, my God, yes.
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It looks like, like, a fly
on an elephant's back.
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You're such a dick. Ew! It went out
your nostrils and all.
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You're a dick.
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Oh, my God.
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What's Poppy doing
with Lorraine Chapman?
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I'll tell you this for nothing,
Poppy is a CUNT!
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Shut up.
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Right, Lorraine was in the newspaper,
and now Poppy wants to be her friend.
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Yeah. So, she's transparent.
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Lorraine Chapman had sex
with a frozen sausage.
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I thought she was taking chemistry
A-level two years early.
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So? She's still fuck a sausage.
You haven't heard the best bit.
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Apparently, it snapped inside her.
Oh! I know. Spare me.
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How fucking long was the sausage?
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Right, fuck this,
this is boring now.
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Right, bitches, take it.
Oh, not again.
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What's in this? Lyds, why do you have
to take it that one step further?
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Alprazolam is a form of benzodiazepine. What
do you want, a fucking ingredients list?
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Come on. OK.
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See you on the other side.
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Right then, boys. Yeah!
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MUSIC: Hallelujah
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13 days since you left me
wondering what it all meant
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Was I just something for
the moment?
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21 questions weighing on my brain
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I wanna dance
till I'm drunk on the feeling
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Dance like it's my...
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Oh, no. My God.
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..my first time
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I wanna dance till I
speed up the healing
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Get up, shake it till I find
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Somebody like you.
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I just like it
when it's just the three of us.
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Yeah.
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In the summer, my parents have got a
house in Italy, we should go.
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Imagine.
That would be amazing.
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Yeah, I could get a tan.
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Oh, oh, there we go. There it goes.
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I'm going to go. Will you get her
home? OK, yeah. Please! Ta-ra.
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Bye, love you. Bye, Lydia.
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Lydia!
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Drugs are for mugs.
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Some crusty old dick said that.
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But I'm inclined to agree.
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STAIR CREAKS
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Fuck's sake.
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CAR HORN BLARING
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LOUD MUSIC OUTSIDE
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Dad?
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Dad! What are you doing?
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It's Mum! She is out in the road.
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Leave the mad bitch out there.
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Mum, come in the house.
Come on.
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Look at the neighbours.
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Mum, you're freezing. Just come in and
have a cup of tea. Come on, come on.
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Mum. Mum!
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Come on. You've got to go and see
your uncle Dai. He knows all about it.
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Please, will you just put this on?
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Your father's brother Dai, he knows.
He knows.
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How does it feel
to treat me like you do?
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When you lay
your hands upon me....
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Hey! Shut up, will you!
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Sorry, love.
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Come down and join us,
why don't you?
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You're waking people up.
You want to deliver my pies or what?
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I can deliver your pies.
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Not a bother. Twats!
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Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum.
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Please, Mum!
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Please, Mum.
Please, will you just come with me?
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Why do you look so scared?
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I'm the strongest woman in
the world.
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MUSIC: Blue Monday by New Order
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To say what I need to say
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But I'm quite sure that
you'll tell me
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Just how I should feel today...
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OK.
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I've got you really
tight, all right?
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Come on.
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You're going to be fine, yeah?
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Come on, come on. Right.
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We're just going to sit
in this room, all right?
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OK, come on.
Come on over here.
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You can rest your legs, look.
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There you go. Pull your nightie
down. There you go.
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Excuse me, sorry to bother you, erm,
is there a doctor on duty?
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My mum's not very well.
I'll get the senior nurse.
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Jack!
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Hiya, love.
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I'm Nurse Digby. Who's this?
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Mum, is it?
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Yeah, it's my mum.
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She's been here before.
She's got bipolar.
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OK.
You on your own?
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What's your name?
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Come and dance with me, baby.
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Mum, hang on a minute.
What's your name, love?
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Trina Gwyndaf,
queen of the fucking world.
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OK. Crisis team, please.
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Why don't you take a seat here?
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OK.
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Absolutely hanging.
I feel like my brain...
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Oh, fish breath, turn
round, stop scribbling.
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I've got something to tell you.
What?
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I'm in so much shit.
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My mother phoned the school.
Fuck.
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Did she report us?
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Oh, yeah, save your own skin.
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Not like that. You know what I mean.
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No, just me.
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How does she even know?
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She's been counting them, apparently.
It's like, get a life, bitch.
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You're telling me,
I got up this morning to this.
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Really some shit.
Here, let me see, let me see.
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I want to see you when
I get back from work, Mum.
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God. What's she going to do? Jesus,
I knew something like this would happen.
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Babe, don't worry,
it'll be fine, OK?
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Right, a bit of hush, please?
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First things first, gentle reminder,
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you need to have your poems
in by 12 tomorrow.
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I don't want to be in
the anthology, Miss.
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Well, that's good, Priest,
because I highly doubt you will be.
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Oh, my God... are you pregnant?
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In your chair, Priest.
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All right, don't shout.
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It's compulsory that you all turn
one in, so, no excuses.
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If you tell me your dog ate it, you best
bring the dog's stool sample to prove it.
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Yeah, but Miss, if one of us wins,
do we actually get paid?
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Or is this just slave labour?
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The poem gets printed
in the anthology... Ooh!
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..that's your payment. OK.
Fame, and the respect of your peers.
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Yeah, I'd rather the money, thanks.
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Enough lip, Gwyndaf.
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Jane Eyre, page 45.
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BELL RINGS
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Loser.
Fuck off.
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Yeah?
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Why you dangling like the drip
who never dropped?
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Can I show you this?
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I wrote something
else after we spoke.
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Thought you said
it was slave labour?
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Well, I'm a wit, ain't I?
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No jobs, no prospects.
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In this green land of ours,
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Mind your manners or your mam will
mind your knackers.
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Black soot smeared face,
back broken with labour.
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But still he can't afford a pint,
leccy off... No light.
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Did you read it all? No.
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Oh. Is it OK?
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It's not about OK, Bethan.
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What? I know I said grit,
but I meant your grit.
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Speak from your heart.
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It's all I want.
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That's art.
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OK.
DOOR CLOSES
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Hurry up, what are you doing?
Writing your diary? Uh, no.
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I haven't done the biology homework.
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I'm not waiting for you.
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Fine, I'll be in now.
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You run, I run, we all run.
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Blind, deaf, dumb, the big dick...
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The big dick of society
blowing its...
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PHONE RINGS
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Hiya, Nan.
Where's my girl?
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I'm here.
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Good. Well, I'm down the caravan.
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I lost three games of bingo,
and now I just had a tikka pasty
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that tasted like arseholes,
so that's �1.50 down the hoop.
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And then...
Nan. ..I turns my blower on
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and sees you've been ringing my
dinger off the hook.
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You know me, Beth,
I never looks at it... Nan!
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What? Hang on...
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What's the matter?
She's back in.
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Oh... fucking toot my chute.
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Well, what have they said?
I don't know, yet.
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I'm going down the hospital
after school.
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Bethan, I can't get back today.
I've got no wheels.
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Peg leg Roger brought
me down on the moped.
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Well, it's fine,
it's not your fault, don't worry.
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All right, love you loads.
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Love you too.
All right, stay strong.
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See you tomorrow.
Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
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Diabetes is approaching,
creeping up on you today.
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We're doing ropes, Marine style!
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Oh, Bethan Gwyndaf.
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Answer me this, yeah?
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If you can't be bothered
to get in here on time,
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why should I, hmm?
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No, really.
Give me one good reason.
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Cos you're the one getting paid.
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All right, enough.
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You lot of trophy for turning up,
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waste of oxygen, rats in my sewer
crawling around...
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Do you know, if any of you lot
had as much get up and go
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as I've got in my little toe,
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this country might have lower rates of
heart disease, and yet here I still am,
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helping you all out,
you bunch of losers.
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Stop it! Oh, I'm sorry.
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Something funny, Travis Beams?
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Cos heart disease
is no joke, my boy.
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No, erm, Miss, it's just...
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Thought I saw a fly...
SHE SNORTS
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And what's funny about a fly, hmm?
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HE EXHALES Exactly.
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Check your smiles
at the door, please.
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Go.
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Come on, knees up.
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We're all slowly catching diabetes.
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One, two, one, two.
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Come on, you've got a grip
like wet spaghetti, girl.
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It's ripping my skin off.
249
00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:01,439
Snowflakes, the lot of you!
Come on!
250
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,239
Right, right, down you get.
Hang on, I can't...
251
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,479
I'm going to fall...
Now, who's next?
252
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,279
Oh, my God, babe?
What?
253
00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:11,479
Gutted! Look, Auntie Flo's in town.
254
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:13,479
Beth, your minge is leaking.
255
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,119
All right. Priest, stop it!
You can go and get changed.
256
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:19,399
Miss, you've got to sort that. I'm
not touching that rope. All right.
257
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:22,119
I ain't touching nothing.
Oh, my God. Disgusting.
258
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:26,039
Are you OK? Disgusting.
Urgh, I can smell it as well.
259
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:30,960
Shut up, Priest. Beth, man.
That's embarrassing!
260
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:37,160
Oh, my God. She's got afternoon
school as well.
261
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:44,399
Beth, no-one's going
to remember tomorrow.
262
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,799
Priest has been calling me
Jam Rag Knickers all day.
263
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:50,519
What were you thinking?
It's PE 101 - always a fresh tampon.
264
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:53,920
Yeah, thanks for making
sure everyone noticed, by the way.
265
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:58,679
Babes, do you reckon
Blocher has a vibrator?
266
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:02,160
Yeah, sure.
I bet she's worn it down to a nub.
267
00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:08,839
Don't want to go home, my mother's going
to bore my tits off with a drugs lecture.
268
00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:11,959
What tits? What would
you know about tits?
269
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,359
Can I come to yours?
270
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:18,319
Can't, Dad's tonight.
Cool, thanks for nothing.
271
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:20,239
Beth, hook me up, just for an hour?
272
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:24,359
I wish, I've been summoned
to my mother's study when I get in.
273
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,680
Fuck it!
274
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,479
Let's just run away.
275
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,640
You say that every day, babe.
276
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:37,159
We could just hitchhike,
wherever, seriously, I don't care.
277
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,719
Yeah, we'll go to the place
in Italy that Beth said.
278
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:43,359
Yeah, gladly! But for now my mother
wants rosemary, dickhead.
279
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:47,840
Message you in a bit?
I'll probably be dead. Love you!
280
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,959
Let's do it. I want a doughnut.
Yes, I want a doughnut.
281
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,319
Make it two. Are you actually going
to get a doughnut? Yes.
282
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,559
I need one... And don't want
to feel guilty about it.
283
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,799
What is she doing?
What are you doing?
284
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:03,719
Buying veg. What are you doing,
prostituting yourself?
285
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:05,160
Whatever.
286
00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:09,119
No school kids. What makes you think
I'm a school kid?
287
00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:10,919
Oh, regular Ken Dodd, is it?
288
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:13,119
And you want two.
289
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:17,799
Out! Sorry, please can I just get
some rosemary for my mam?
290
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:20,159
I'll leave my bag.
291
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,559
Make it quick.
292
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,839
Thanks.
293
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:26,760
Bag!
294
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,240
Sorry, just a few other bits.
295
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:43,239
Lychees. Yeah, I know.
296
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:46,399
Oh, you know, do you?
Why's your gob catching flies, then?
297
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,279
That's just my face.
298
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:51,119
My mother sent me a list,
she wants rosemary and lychees.
299
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:55,479
You're a liar, like every other teen turd
who comes in here trying to rob off me.
300
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,079
What are you calling
me a teen turd for?
301
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,119
Want to taste this, turd breath?
302
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:03,159
Quit fingering my goods, or I'll be
fingering you to the police?
303
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:05,479
Oh, yeah?
304
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:08,280
Why don't you go
and finger yourself?
305
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,279
You rotten...
Before I knock you out!
306
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:15,039
Suck on them, you stupid old bat.
307
00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:16,479
She's right, though.
308
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:20,479
I've been telling lies
since I was eight years old.
309
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:26,039
Gemma Jones came round my house and saw
my dad had a wardrobe full of porno mags.
310
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:29,719
She laughed at me and then told
everyone at primary school.
311
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:33,079
I said she was lying and it
was her dad who had the pornos
312
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,880
and everyone believed me.
313
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:39,479
I did feel bad, though,
because her dad is quite nice,
314
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:43,480
whereas my dad is the maddest
bastard you will ever meet.
315
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:45,720
Oi!
316
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:48,480
Yeah?
317
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:52,119
Where's your mother?
318
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,839
Hospital.
319
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,319
I want to kill him.
320
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,360
HE RETCHES
321
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,959
Every morning, he coughs
his snot in the sink,
322
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:06,960
and I want to stab him in the back,
just take a knife and hack at him.
323
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,640
You shouldn't have done that.
324
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,720
She wasn't very well.
325
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,960
Get some chips.
326
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:53,720
BELL RINGS
327
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:08,199
Hiya, hiya, sorry.
I'm here to see Trina Gwyndaf.
328
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:11,160
Would you like to put your stuff
in the locker? Yeah, yeah.
329
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,839
All right, Mam? All right, love.
330
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,239
Thanks for coming in.
331
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,480
Of course. Come here.
332
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:51,599
You need to wash that, you've got
egg on it, or something.
333
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,640
Yeah, I will.
334
00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:01,120
Nana's going to come in tomorrow.
She's been down the caravan. Hah.
335
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:06,440
That's nice. Yeah.
Nice weather for it.
336
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:13,360
You been all right today?
No, not really, Beth.
337
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:17,800
Sectioned now. That's it.
338
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,200
Yeah.
339
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:24,960
Locked ward.
340
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,480
Yeah.
341
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,440
What have you done to me?
342
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,560
I'm sorry, Mam.
343
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:47,360
I got you some pop, I did.
344
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,560
Stupid bitch!
345
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,840
See what you've done?
346
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:14,519
You've delivered me
in the eye of the storm here.
347
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,719
There's cameras everywhere!
348
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,879
Watching me.
349
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,040
Everything gets reported back.
350
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:25,599
They're not even nurses.
Yes, they are.
351
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,479
Some of them are, not all of them.
352
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,199
Been sucked in!
APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS
353
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,719
Trina. What's the matter?
354
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,839
OK, come out, Bethan.
355
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,799
Don't touch my daughter! Beth!
Behind me, now!
356
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,319
No-one's going to hurt her.
357
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,599
Put the chair down, Trina.
358
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:46,439
We're not going to hurt her...
Touch my daughter and I'll kill you!
359
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:50,479
Will you come out? Step outside!
Step outside!
360
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:54,759
SHE SCREAMS
Sit! Help me, someone! OK. No!
361
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:57,480
Trina, you're in a safe place...
SHE SCREAMS
362
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,880
We can help you, Trina.
SHE SCREAMS
363
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:11,280
Don't... Don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me... We won't.
364
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:16,600
Beth!
365
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,120
TV: Strengthening as we go through
the night, gale force gusts...
366
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:31,079
There will be further heavy rain,
it will move out of Scotland
367
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,599
and push into the north of England
and Wales overnight tonight.
368
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,399
A little bit quieter
in the south-east,
369
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:39,519
and not quite as cold, but we start off
tomorrow morning with some of that rain around.
370
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:42,079
It could be a pretty dismal
early morning rush-hour.
371
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:45,799
Now it'll still be windy in Scotland,
but if you look at the finer detail...
372
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,960
Do you want a drop of pop, Mam?
373
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,599
I told you I had a baby
girl who died?
374
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,440
She was prettier than you.
375
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:06,799
Breezy for all of us and eventually we'll
start to see more cloud in the south-east.
376
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,800
Perhaps the rain arriving here
a little bit later on.
377
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:17,799
Charlotte Church is
the voice of an angel.
378
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:23,040
By 2007, she'd sold over
10 million records, worldwide.
379
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:25,999
Right.
380
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,839
That's amazing.
381
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,199
"THE ONE SHOW" THEME
382
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:34,320
Sorry, just got to send
a message on here.
383
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:44,319
Well, hello and welcome to a brand-new week
here on The One Show with Alex Jones...
384
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,999
And Matt Baker.
385
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,399
Now, if you were putting together
your list of dream dinner
386
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,599
party guests, well,
there are certain qualities
387
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,639
you'd want all of them
to share, aren't there?
388
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,359
Yes, well, I would say
they'd have to be funny.
389
00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:57,479
Probably intelligent.
Well-informed...
390
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:02,279
Charlotte Church's 2005 album,
Tissues and Issues,
391
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:06,040
sold more than 300,000 copies.
392
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,919
Please welcome Joanna
Lumley and Ian Hislop!
393
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,720
Where did he get the tux?
394
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,400
You happy with yourself?
395
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,240
Gas is off!
396
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,919
Guess what I did last night?
I don't know, waxed your fanny?
397
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:52,039
Shut up. We saw Chicago last night.
The musical?
398
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:55,199
Yeah, it's on in town.
I want to come. Me too!
399
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:58,279
What? My mother brought me a brochure,
I'll bring it in for you to have a look.
400
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:00,759
Apparently, right, in dance school,
what they do is they sit
401
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,599
on your thighs
so it tears all the muscle...
402
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,400
All right, dykey? Give them here.
403
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,159
All right? All right, Priest?
404
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,399
Trying to ignore me, are you? No.
405
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,759
Last time I saw you,
I was licking you right up!
406
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,999
SHE LAUGHS Shut up!
407
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,679
Fucking hell, when did
your tits get so big?
408
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,959
It's called puberty.
When did your mouth get so big?
409
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,239
Oh, you're fucking cheeky,
aren't you? Ooh! Ooh!
410
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,719
Hi, Beth. What? Oh, hiya!
411
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,719
Did you see Ms Morgan's e-mail?
412
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,919
Oh, no, not yet, I've been eating.
I had a pasty.
413
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,959
Oh, my God, shut up. Have a look.
414
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,319
You've been selected
for the anthology.
415
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,999
What? I have?
416
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,279
Yeah, I just read it.
It's brilliant.
417
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,399
Seriously, you should
be really proud.
418
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:47,039
My God, that's amazing!
Well done, Beth!
419
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:50,599
Consmatulations, you fat bab.
420
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,440
HE LAUGHS
421
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,319
Bye, Priest. You're an ape.
You're ugly!
422
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:59,040
Maybe come and sit with me
in English?
423
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:07,759
Talk about "rate yourself", and Loz
Chapman, she fucked a sausage.
424
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,039
THEY SNORT Here we go, Beth...
425
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:14,359
"Please join me in congratulating Bethan
Gwyndaf who's been selected for..."
426
00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:16,919
Blah, blah, blah, boring. All right.
427
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,759
"You are a bond,
the glue that binds
428
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,759
"The knot that ties
two warring sides
429
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:27,920
"Oil and water, these bricks
and mortar, the wrong daughter."
430
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,800
What the fuck? What?
431
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,919
Morgan laps that shit up.
432
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,240
I've got her eating out of this.
433
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,120
She fucking loves it!
434
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,000
THEY LAUGH
435
00:27:51,050 --> 00:27:55,600
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