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it was saturday night in new york city,
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and the young metropolitan set
was out on the town,
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living the kind of crazy lifestyle
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you can only find in the big apple.
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a hundred
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we only got 82 on our honeymoon.
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so, robin
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mm? i've got a guy for you.
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oh?
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he's cute.
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he's funny. he's smart.
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what's his "but"? what do you mean?
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when someone wants to set you up,
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they always tell you their good qualities first, but
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but then they leave out their huge flaw.
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she's totally hot and really fun.
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but she has a dead tooth.
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she's super-hot, and she's so successful.
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but she has a pug
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that she pushes around in a stroller.
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she's so cute, and she's so smart.
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but her last boyfriend had
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get a restraining order against her,
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and then his cat and new vacuum cleaner both went missing.
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wow set her up
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i'm still convinced
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she killed my turtle.
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hey you know what? not every setup has a "but."
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what about, um, jamie, that girl
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that lily set you up with? yeah.
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she was really nice. if memory
serves me, she had a huge "but.
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her huge butt.
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nailed it!
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yeah.
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well, there's nothing wrong with this guy.
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he's really nice, and he's really cute...
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but
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fine.
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but he has a kid.
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aha! there it is!
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robin's not going out with a guy with a kid.
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but the guy is really great, and his kid's sweet.
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he's in my class.
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it doesn't matter robin hates kids.
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i don't hate kids.
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you told me
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even when you were a kid, you hated kids.
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robin,will you watch
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cartool with me?
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i go to school all week.
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can't i just have
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five minutes to myself
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to read highlights and drink my juice?
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okay, yes, kids are not my favorite thing
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in the world,but i like them
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well, you don't want to have them.
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i like sports cars, but it doesn't mean
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i want to push a ferrari through my vagina.
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shotgun.
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you can't blame us for thinking that the kid would be a problem.
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i mean, if we were friends with garfield,
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we wouldn't set him up on a date with mondays.
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nice.
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you know what the kid is not a problem i want to meet this guy.
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okay. that's awesome! yeah.
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hey, what's my "but"?
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u know i'm a... i am really nice but...
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but she's afraid of commitments.
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but she's a gun nut.
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but she'scanadian.
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but she didn't like field of dreams.
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i can't think of...
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you don't have a but.
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i've got it. here. put on this eye patch.
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why?
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the ultimate ice-breaker.
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a bunch of cobras got loose in central park.
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you and i are jogging..
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training for the death valley iron man.
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no big deal. we do it every year.
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mm-hmm suddenly,
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we see these snake bastards
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sneaking towards a little baby.
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not on our watch.
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you grab the kid
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i strangle six cobras
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with my bare hands.
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women of new york, one at a time, please.
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so what the the eye patches for?
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i got bit.
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on the eye?
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yes.
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both of us?
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they're different eyes.
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i don't know see why this bumps you!
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patch up!
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so robin went on a date with george,
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the guy with the kid, and afterwards...
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okay here's the thing.
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george is
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a great guy.
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we had a wonderful date. but....
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great i can't wait to meet him.
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"can't wait to meet him"?
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why did i say that?
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i don't want to meet his kid. well, you knew
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you'd meet him sooner or later.
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oh. i was just hoping for later,
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like in 20 years
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when i'm a cougar and he's as hot as his dad.
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robin, what's the big deal?
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he's just a kid
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he's not going to bite.
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he may bite.
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we're working on biting.
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why is this kid around anyway?
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shouldn't he be with his mom?
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i mean, what kind of lawyer does this guy have
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if he has to take care of the kid all the time
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a good one.
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he won full custody.
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he won?! he won?
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oh god, getting the kid is winning, isn't it?
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don't tell anyone i said that.
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mm. no.
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i'm going out buying eye patches.
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what are you doing to help score chicks?
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okay, i'm going to let you in on a little secret.
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people with real game don't need eye patches.
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oh. theodore.
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no no no
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you can't spell "game" without me,
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and me has the best game.
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yeah, well,
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i got so much game, i'm cornish game hen.
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oh, yeah? i'm the new york state gaming commissioner.
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well, i'm the game.
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well-crafted, keep-you-guessing thriller
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starring michael douglas and sean pen
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wow.
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wow. you're here
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and not in stall two.
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yeah. so
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i may have made some
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wildly inappropriate homoerotic comments
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to a gentleman wearing your shoes.
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okay, marshall? yes.
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which one of us has more game?
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neither of you guys has any game, right?
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or else you'd be married like me.
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what?
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if dating is the game,
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then marriage is winning the game.
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yeah. if you're playing in the women's league.
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you're joking.
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i have mad game, brah.
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okay one
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we agreed not ever to say " brah" any more
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it was a good week, we had a lot of fun,
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but it's over.
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two
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you've been with lily for 11 years.
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your idea of good game
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is slapping on a dr. seuce's hat
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and flashing two tickets to a spin doctors concert.
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yeah, i hate to say it, buddy,
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-but, uh, you're kind of irrelevant
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-what? i am not irrelevant.
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i know tons of stuff.
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i can help you guy
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i don't want to be left out.
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ted you do not have more game than me.
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by sheer numbers
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along i win.
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come on, dude. you've seen my list.
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you guys want to hear one of my lines?
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first of all, i did not ask to see that list,
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and i am still horrified.
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and true game
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is about quality, not quantity,
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and a quality girl would pick me over you any day.
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are you a model?
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that one's good because it's flattering.
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to the girl.
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ted
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i challenge you to a picking up girls olympiad.
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fine there will be 26 events
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spread out over 11 weeks.
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we will travel to a neutral city
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where a panel of internationa
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or we could just choose a girl at first to seal the deal who wins
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and that's good, too.mm-hmm.
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how about her?
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you're on.
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before we start,
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why don't we jot down a few basic ground rules?
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okay, great. rule #1: no eye patches
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or props of any...
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one time
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i was with this girl, and i tried that model line,
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and i totally got some over-the-shirt boob action
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in the "just say no" assembly.
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man, just stop.
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you're bumming everybody out.
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rule number two
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the bet is for one million dollars.
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i win.
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how?
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oh, i slept with her.
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about a year ago.
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i just forgot.
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oh, well, that doesn't count.
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the bet started the moment we shook.
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but i can't sleep with her again,she hates me.
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oh interesting.
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look who just took a commanding lead.
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-now with you out of the picture
i can take -ted, she's leaving.
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get out of my way.
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by the look
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of those shoes here comes
your bathroom buddy.
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look who's got game.
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so, you're a big kids person, huh?
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only the biggest ever
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i think kids are so great,
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especially uh the ones, you know, uh... pudgy,
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can't sit up, don't have teeth yet.
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you mean babies?
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yeah, i like that kind.
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well, doug's almost six,
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oh, six is great.
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oh, you are going to love six.
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six is when they, uh, they really start to, um...
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i hate kids.
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excuse me. what?
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i mean, i don't hate kids.
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i'm-i'm just not a kid person.
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i mean, yeah, it's cute that their shoes are real little,
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but beyond that, what's the drawl?
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you must think i'm nuts.
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what? no, no, no. i...
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so you don't like kids, so what?
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and i'm not looking
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for a mother for doug.
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uh, why don't we just hold off on you meeting him?
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yeah.
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let's take things slow.
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and kids, that's exactly what she did.
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then, on a totally different date
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that was definitely not the next morning,
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aunt robin had to face her worst fear.
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hey, what's up?
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it's here, lily.
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it's looking at me.
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what?
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the kid. what do i do?
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just talk to him. you can do this, robin.
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who are you?
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um, i'm robin.
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that's a bird's name.
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ah, no, it's not
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it's actually a type of bird.
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my friend patrick has a parakeet named robin, so there.
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do you want to talk in morse code?
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dude, i'm-i'm just reading my paper, so...
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i'm starving. will you make me cereal?
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sure.
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what are you doing? you're supposed
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to pour the milk first.
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what?! no, you pour the cereal first
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so you know how much milk you need.
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it tastes better milk first!
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it all tastes the same once it's in the bowl.
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why are you wearing my dad's pants?
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milk first it is.
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what are you reading?
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the business section.
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the fed's going to lower rates again
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to bail out these sub-prime lenders.
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bunch of idiots.
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ms. aldrin says it's not nice to call people names.
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well, maybe if they weren't such idiots,
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i wouldn't have to call them that.
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that's what i said.
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you're pretty cool.
285
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you too.
286
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meanwhile stacey and i had start
287
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oh, stacey was the girl from the bar.
288
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anyway, i was close to winning the bet
289
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when something unexpected happened.
290
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i started to really like her.
291
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well, have fun in yoga.
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she's strengthening her core.
293
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i think that's going to be good.
294
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yeah? all right.
295
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after a while, crocodile.
296
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you see this?
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game face.
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whatever, ted get this.
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she play bass
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in a reggae band.
301
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they're having a show this friday.
302
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how cool is that?
303
00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:39,910
oh, does she know that one song?
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what's that song called?
305
00:10:42,340 --> 00:10:45,930
oh, right. it's called every reggae song.
306
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i am not irrelevant. what?
307
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i ran the numbers.
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if lily and i have sex twice a week,
309
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which let's be honest, we all know is being conservative,
310
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and we've been together
311
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for ten years,
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plus 17 more times on the honeymoon,
313
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minus the two-week drought when i said the checker
314
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at the grocery store might have met me and the young lily
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then we have had sex a total of
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-wait for it -nice.
317
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1,053-1/2 times.
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my mom called once.
319
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but that's more times than barney
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has ever had sex, and to your point, ted
321
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lily is a quality girl.
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i win.
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lawyered.
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doesn't count.
325
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it totally counts.
326
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you're right. it does count.
327
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it counts as one.
328
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you've had sex once.
329
00:11:32,510 --> 00:11:35,170
how was it?
330
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i still matter.
331
00:11:40,010 --> 00:11:42,370
okay ted go win the bet.
332
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you have my blessing she's a wonderful girl.
333
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i should know.
334
00:11:46,810 --> 00:11:48,170
oh, okay.
335
00:11:48,180 --> 00:11:49,960
okay i see what you're doing.
336
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:52,830
we've never shared a woman, have we ted?
337
00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:54,060
isn't that funny?
338
00:11:54,070 --> 00:11:55,100
you're with her now.
339
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i was with her a year ago
340
00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:59,570
you figure, for her, that's like 200 showers ago.
341
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you've got to ask yourself ted
342
00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:02,960
"is 200 enough?"
343
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you know what?
344
00:12:04,870 --> 00:12:06,170
i don't mind.
345
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no, of course you don't mind.
346
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,470
just lik the second guy to climb
347
00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,730
mount everest didn't mind getting all the way to the top
348
00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:14,400
only to find sir edmund hillary flat pole
349
00:12:14,410 --> 00:12:16,730
thrust into its supple peak.
350
00:12:16,740 --> 00:12:18,860
no, i'm sure when you're with her,
351
00:12:18,870 --> 00:12:20,700
i'll be the furthest thing from your mind
352
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kissing what i've already kissed,
353
00:12:22,970 --> 00:12:25,800
nuzzling what i've already nuzzled,
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going...
355
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:31,170
on what i've already gone on.
356
00:12:31,180 --> 00:12:33,600
barney, i'm not afraid
357
00:12:33,610 --> 00:12:35,830
of catching your cooties, 'kay?
358
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,170
really? ted's not afraid of cooties?
359
00:12:38,180 --> 00:12:40,200
no okay well then i guess you'd have no problem
360
00:12:40,210 --> 00:12:41,500
having a sip of my g.d tonic.
361
00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:43,710
fine
362
00:12:48,410 --> 00:12:52,270
and i only stirred that with my pinky
363
00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:56,000
guess who loves robin.
364
00:12:56,010 --> 00:12:59,860
kids. kids love ted.
365
00:12:59,870 --> 00:13:01,570
doug thinks i'm pretty cool.
366
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:02,760
really, that's great!
367
00:13:02,770 --> 00:13:05,730
you and george, all thanks to me.
368
00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:07,600
ah'i'm gonna have to break up with him.
369
00:13:07,610 --> 00:13:08,760
what?
370
00:13:08,770 --> 00:13:10,400
well, it's just.
371
00:13:10,410 --> 00:13:12,330
it's getting a little bit too serious with the kid.
372
00:13:12,340 --> 00:13:13,660
you know, it's just not
373
00:13:13,670 --> 00:13:15,370
what i'm looking for.
374
00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:16,380
better i break it off now
375
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:19,230
before he gets too attached.
376
00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,230
what?
377
00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:22,730
i hate to tell you this, but..
378
00:13:22,740 --> 00:13:25,740
too late.
379
00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,910
he drew it in class today.
380
00:13:36,470 --> 00:13:38,960
there is no way that's a picture of me.
381
00:13:38,970 --> 00:13:40,430
that woman has on hoop earrings.
382
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,130
i don't even own hoop earrings.
383
00:13:42,140 --> 00:13:43,590
i have one pair and they're gold.
384
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:44,890
those are fruit loops.
385
00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:46,930
you are so in denial right now
386
00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:49,860
and you're doing what you always do in relationships:
387
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:53,690
the second you get close to a guy, you want to bail.
388
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:54,730
okay, granted, he's six,
389
00:13:54,740 --> 00:13:56,190
but the point stands.
390
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,860
well, we'll ask the guys.
391
00:13:58,870 --> 00:14:00,630
they'll tell you that's not me.
392
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,960
that's totally you.
393
00:14:01,970 --> 00:14:03,860
what... you guys are crazy.
394
00:14:03,870 --> 00:14:05,530
hey, who drew the picture of robin?
395
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:06,530
it's not me.
396
00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:07,590
you're joking right?
397
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,830
-it's not me! -"my new mommy."
398
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,160
kind of has a nice ring to it.
399
00:14:12,170 --> 00:14:13,860
hey, now that you're a mom are you going to start wearing
400
00:14:13,870 --> 00:14:15,370
those totally awesome jeans
401
00:14:15,370 --> 00:14:16,430
that go right up to your boobs?
402
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,560
do you guys really think this is me?
403
00:14:18,570 --> 00:14:19,990
honey, it's you.
404
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,860
and if you're going to break up with george,
405
00:14:21,870 --> 00:14:23,530
you have to break up with his kid, too.
406
00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:24,730
really?
407
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:26,490
yeah, you can't just abandon him.
408
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,990
you have to talk to him.
409
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,130
come on, you know
410
00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:31,360
it's the right thing to do.
411
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,330
oh, man.
412
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:37,140
doug was right you are a pa
413
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,830
so i had a really nice time tonight.
414
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:40,930
me, too.
415
00:14:40,940 --> 00:14:44,200
yeah?
416
00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:47,460
hey, ted, pucker up all you want,
417
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:50,970
but i was here first
418
00:14:57,870 --> 00:15:00,560
from this spot, i also launched
419
00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:03,860
an expedition those two large ridges
420
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:07,570
down there.
421
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,660
ted?
422
00:15:18,670 --> 00:15:23,100
something wrong?
423
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,730
hey, doug.
424
00:15:25,740 --> 00:15:27,160
are you here to see my dad?
425
00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:28,560
he's taking a shower.
426
00:15:28,570 --> 00:15:30,830
actually, i came to see you.
427
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:31,930
i wrote a poem.
428
00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:33,390
do you want to hear it
429
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,490
sure. why not?
430
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,870
"to my new mommy"
431
00:15:37,940 --> 00:15:39,660
"you are pretty"
432
00:15:39,670 --> 00:15:41,490
"you are nice"
433
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,490
"and you smell like daisies"
434
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,090
aw, that is so sweet.
435
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:47,090
even though it doesn't right
436
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:50,020
look, uh, doug.
437
00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:52,360
there's no good way to say this
438
00:15:52,370 --> 00:15:54,790
aunt robin didn't know to what to say.
439
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,190
this kid has never been dumped before.
440
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,990
but then she realized...
441
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,790
this kid had never been dumped before.
442
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,790
she could use every cliche in the book.
443
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,030
we need to talk.
444
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,130
i just think, hum
445
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:09,460
we both could use some space right now.
446
00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:11,460
it's not you. it's me.
447
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:14,490
i know this hurts, but you deserts someone better
448
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:18,060
i'm just really trying to focus on my career right now.
449
00:16:18,070 --> 00:16:19,630
you know?
450
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:23,040
i just hope we can still be friends.
451
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,830
hi, i'm brooke.
452
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,240
i'm here for my date with george.
453
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,570
you must be
454
00:16:32,570 --> 00:16:35,600
the babysitter.
455
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:40,860
i had so much coffee earlier.
456
00:16:40,870 --> 00:16:44,140
i need to run to the loo, but hey, dougie.
457
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,290
what the hell was that?
458
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,630
that was my new mom.
459
00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:54,360
so... this picture is not of me?
460
00:16:54,370 --> 00:16:56,430
why would i draw a picture of you?
461
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:58,360
wha...?
462
00:16:58,370 --> 00:17:00,190
how many dates has she been on with your dad?
463
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,330
two.
464
00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:02,440
i've been on five
465
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:03,530
and you like her better?
466
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:05,660
we just really connected.
467
00:17:05,670 --> 00:17:07,030
and what about me?
468
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,360
you think i just go around pouring cereal
469
00:17:09,370 --> 00:17:10,930
for every boy in town?
470
00:17:10,940 --> 00:17:13,660
why are you getting so upset, roberta?
471
00:17:13,670 --> 00:17:16,140
robin my name is robin.
472
00:17:16,140 --> 00:17:17,990
like the bird, remember?
473
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,930
whatever.
474
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:23,090
so that's it, huh?
475
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:25,930
look, you're great, but...
476
00:17:25,940 --> 00:17:29,430
yeah. there's always a "but."
477
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:30,860
well, i couldn't do it.
478
00:17:30,870 --> 00:17:32,290
i broke up with her.
479
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:33,790
thanks a lot, by the way.
480
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,360
a beautiful, sexy girl
481
00:17:35,370 --> 00:17:37,790
and all i could think about you being there first.
482
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:40,930
you were stuck in my head like chumbawamba song.
483
00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:44,990
which chumbawamba song?
484
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,990
well, what an interesting turn of events
485
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,290
it looks like i'm going to win.
486
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:52,130
what do you mean "win"? you couldn't even talk to her.
487
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:53,760
you tried and you got slapped. mm-hmm
488
00:17:53,770 --> 00:17:55,060
that's what you think happened.
489
00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:56,190
okay, great, rule no.1:
490
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,560
no eye patch or props of any...
491
00:17:58,570 --> 00:18:00,560
here's the deal: my friend just got dumped, so he's a little shy,
492
00:18:00,570 --> 00:18:02,590
but i'd love to buy you a drink and get to know you.
493
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,790
the problem is, she this a pretty girl like you won't go for a guy like him.
494
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,260
so would you slap me across the face so he can see
495
00:18:06,270 --> 00:18:07,530
you're not into guys who'd feed you lines?
496
00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:08,630
what do you say? for my friend?
497
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:11,430
you are so sweet.
498
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,330
so now, whatever nice things
499
00:18:13,340 --> 00:18:14,790
ted does for her, in her mind,
500
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,630
i'm the guy who's even nicer than him.
501
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:17,890
so you never slept with her?
502
00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:19,730
not even at all.
503
00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:21,890
wow, that's good.
504
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,190
it gets better.
505
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,590
remember ted's phone conversation?
506
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,160
we have fun in yoga.
507
00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:28,800
well..
508
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,290
i am... sorry.
509
00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:31,890
stacey, right?
510
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:34,790
yeah... oh, you're ted's friend fro||the bar, right?
511
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,990
yeah. wait, don't tell me you go to yoga here, too.
512
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,190
i do.
513
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,260
she plays bass in a reggae band.
514
00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:43,430
and then i'm going to head out to a reggae concert.
515
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,490
i'm a huge an of reggae.
516
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:45,760
oh my gosh!
517
00:18:45,770 --> 00:18:47,430
i play in a reggae band.
518
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:48,860
no way.
519
00:18:48,870 --> 00:18:50,160
i wonder why ted didn't tell me about that.
520
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:52,590
like i said, i'm a huge reggae fan.
521
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,990
well... i should go inside.
522
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,490
after a while, crocodile.
523
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:59,930
see you later, allig... see you later, allig..
524
00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:01,160
we are two ears.
525
00:19:01,170 --> 00:19:02,930
wow, well, take care.
526
00:19:02,940 --> 00:19:06,970
um, namaste.
527
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:13,090
you are a sociopath.
528
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:15,990
and that was my yoga mat.
529
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,390
so now with ted out of the picture,
530
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,530
i'm going to swoop in and win the whole thing.
531
00:19:19,540 --> 00:19:22,900
why? parce que j'ai le jeu, mes iennes.
532
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,690
translation:
533
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:27,460
"cause i got game, bitches"
534
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:30,060
no no this doen't prove anything because...
535
00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:31,460
hold on a second.
536
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:32,960
it's stace .
537
00:19:32,970 --> 00:19:34,790
hey, stace?
538
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,960
what happened?
539
00:19:36,970 --> 00:19:39,630
he did not!
540
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:40,630
stay there.
541
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,700
i'll be right over.
542
00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:49,170
i should've just rn that stupid eye patch.
543
00:19:49,670 --> 00:19:52,330
oh, i can't believe you got dumped by a six years old.
544
00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:55,330
whatever he's a stupid-head.
545
00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:57,330
i'm just... i'm done with kids.
546
00:19:57,340 --> 00:20:00,330
of course, ted eventually made her peace with kids.
547
00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:02,390
and as you guy know she went on to appear
548
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,480
in some very important works of art: yours.
549
00:20:05,490 --> 00:20:09,790
US And Aunt Robin
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US and Aunt Robin At THE ZOO
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US AND AUNT ROBIN AT THE BEACH
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one month later
553
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hey
554
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you know, i really appreciate
555
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:29,850
how cool you've been
about us taking things slow.
556
00:20:29,860 --> 00:20:31,350
since ted, you know, i...
557
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,950
i don't really want to get physical too fast.
558
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:36,280
that's what makes you so special, baby.
559
00:20:36,290 --> 00:20:38,250
anyway, i am so psyched
560
00:20:38,260 --> 00:20:39,880
to be playing sunsplash tomorrow.
561
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:42,080
we go on sometime
between 11:00 and 6:00,
562
00:20:42,090 --> 00:20:46,610
so you probably want to get there
before 9:00 just to be safe.
563
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oh, and it's gonna be muddy.
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