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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,123 --> 00:00:26,393 "[rock music plays]" 2 00:00:39,503 --> 00:00:42,873 "¶ They say music is the food of love ¶" 3 00:00:42,873 --> 00:00:46,313 "¶ Let's see if you are hungry enough ¶" 4 00:00:46,309 --> 00:00:49,379 "¶ Take a bite, take another ¶" 5 00:00:49,378 --> 00:00:52,578 "¶ Just like a good boy would ¶" 6 00:00:52,581 --> 00:00:55,921 "¶ Get a sweet thing on the side ¶" 7 00:00:55,917 --> 00:00:58,847 "¶ Home cooking, homicide ¶" 8 00:00:58,853 --> 00:01:02,023 "¶ Side order Could be your daughter ¶" 9 00:01:02,022 --> 00:01:04,522 "¶ Finger-licking good ¶" 10 00:01:08,227 --> 00:01:11,597 "¶ Come on baby, eat the rich ¶" 11 00:01:11,597 --> 00:01:14,027 "¶ Put the bite on the son of a bitch ¶" 12 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:17,832 "¶ Don't mess up Don't you give me no switch ¶" 13 00:01:17,835 --> 00:01:21,165 "¶ Come on baby and eat the rich ¶" 14 00:01:21,171 --> 00:01:24,541 "¶ C'mon baby and eat the rich ¶" 15 00:01:24,541 --> 00:01:27,541 "¶ Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo ¶" 16 00:01:27,544 --> 00:01:31,184 "¶ You wanna see my bacon torpedo ¶" 17 00:01:43,892 --> 00:01:46,092 "Mm..." 18 00:01:46,094 --> 00:01:49,264 "[blows raspberry]" 19 00:01:49,263 --> 00:01:51,803 "[moaning]" 20 00:01:51,798 --> 00:01:54,898 "Hm..." 21 00:01:54,901 --> 00:01:58,371 "Mm..." 22 00:01:58,371 --> 00:02:01,041 "[blows raspberry]" 23 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:03,710 "[moaning]" 24 00:02:05,976 --> 00:02:09,976 "[man yells] Their nipples were must too small!" 25 00:02:09,979 --> 00:02:12,479 "[laughter]" 26 00:02:12,481 --> 00:02:15,451 "Anyway, I got the two Scottish castles," 27 00:02:15,450 --> 00:02:18,880 "I've got the Greek island, and I've got 15 Maseratis," 28 00:02:18,886 --> 00:02:23,446 "all classics, of course. So I suppose you could say I'm stinking rich." 29 00:02:23,456 --> 00:02:25,056 "[laughs]" 30 00:02:25,057 --> 00:02:28,317 "Excuse me. The baby panda, is it fried in honey?" 31 00:02:28,326 --> 00:02:31,056 "Of course, ma'am." 32 00:02:31,062 --> 00:02:34,562 "[moaning, muttering]" 33 00:02:36,332 --> 00:02:38,702 "[man moaning]" 34 00:02:40,968 --> 00:02:43,268 "[laughter]" 35 00:02:43,270 --> 00:02:45,300 "[man] Oh, no." 36 00:02:45,305 --> 00:02:48,365 "[man] Very good. I mean, where else can you eat" 37 00:02:48,374 --> 00:02:51,044 "for 200 pounds a head?" 38 00:02:51,043 --> 00:02:53,743 "You're very beautiful." 39 00:02:53,745 --> 00:02:56,075 "[man] There you go." 40 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:59,680 "Tasty bit of service, that." 41 00:03:03,119 --> 00:03:05,319 "[man moaning]" 42 00:03:07,523 --> 00:03:09,363 "Come on, fatty, hurry up." 43 00:03:09,358 --> 00:03:10,958 "I'm awfully sorry." 44 00:03:10,959 --> 00:03:14,529 "Told you it was good. Anyway, we're in a bad lunch." 45 00:03:14,529 --> 00:03:17,359 "Look, Derek, forget funk rap. It's dead." 46 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:19,225 "The kids are getting hooked on socialism." 47 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:21,503 "[shouting]" 48 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:23,671 "And Terry's got it real bad next year." 49 00:03:23,669 --> 00:03:27,639 "OK. Let's sack the blacks and sign the reds." 50 00:03:27,639 --> 00:03:29,069 "[laughter]" 51 00:03:29,073 --> 00:03:31,573 "[shouting]" 52 00:03:37,146 --> 00:03:40,806 "Oi! Where's my fucking tip?!" 53 00:03:46,921 --> 00:03:48,791 "Excuse me." 54 00:03:48,789 --> 00:03:51,659 "Out of the way, please. Come on. Move." 55 00:03:51,658 --> 00:03:54,488 "Out of the way." 56 00:03:54,494 --> 00:03:56,534 "Excuse me. Out of the way, please. Come on." 57 00:03:56,529 --> 00:03:59,859 "Move. Move it, cow." 58 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,695 "Move." 59 00:04:04,034 --> 00:04:06,574 "[laughter]" 60 00:04:09,871 --> 00:04:11,741 "Bastard!" 61 00:04:16,810 --> 00:04:20,680 "Be more polite to the customers, Alex, or you're fired." 62 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,850 "Shut your face." 63 00:04:22,848 --> 00:04:25,848 "I'm gonna give you one more chance." 64 00:04:25,851 --> 00:04:31,451 "I want to tell you that we're all pretty tired of your attitude." 65 00:04:31,456 --> 00:04:35,386 "I mean, why can't you be more like Mark?" 66 00:04:39,563 --> 00:04:41,963 "He is aggressive, yes." 67 00:04:41,965 --> 00:04:45,765 "But at least he's mysterious about it." 68 00:04:45,768 --> 00:04:50,568 "[man singing] ¶ I was born to rock and roll ¶" 69 00:04:54,374 --> 00:04:56,974 "¶ I was built ¶" 70 00:04:59,945 --> 00:05:02,875 "¶ For speed ¶" 71 00:05:02,881 --> 00:05:05,511 "¶ La la la ¶" 72 00:05:05,516 --> 00:05:09,376 "¶ La la la la ¶" 73 00:05:09,386 --> 00:05:11,846 "¶ La la la ¶" 74 00:05:11,855 --> 00:05:13,745 "¶ La la ¶" 75 00:05:13,756 --> 00:05:16,516 "[humming]" 76 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:22,902 "Oh, Janice." 77 00:05:22,897 --> 00:05:24,397 "Yes, Commander Fortune?" 78 00:05:24,398 --> 00:05:26,128 "If the CIA calls," 79 00:05:26,133 --> 00:05:29,133 "just say I've popped out to..." 80 00:05:29,136 --> 00:05:31,366 "...buy some socks." 81 00:05:33,305 --> 00:05:36,965 "Very well, Commander Fortune." 82 00:05:46,317 --> 00:05:48,817 "Have you seen who's on table eight?" 83 00:05:48,819 --> 00:05:52,049 "- Who? - John Steenbeck. The movie director." 84 00:05:52,055 --> 00:05:56,915 "Not the John Steenbeck, who made Interesting Teenagers?" 85 00:05:56,926 --> 00:06:00,686 "That, over there. The good-looking one." 86 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:17,975 "My name's Steenbeck. John Steenbeck." 87 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:21,278 "I'm casting a major motion picture in this country." 88 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:25,781 "We're looking for someone to play the part of the good-looking young psychopath." 89 00:06:25,785 --> 00:06:29,145 "I hear you're an actor, is that right?" 90 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:33,655 "Uh... what do you mean, actor?" 91 00:06:33,659 --> 00:06:38,429 "Somebody who walks and talks the way I want. Then I photograph them." 92 00:06:38,429 --> 00:06:42,999 "Well, uh, I walk and I talk" 93 00:06:42,999 --> 00:06:45,329 "any damn way I choose." 94 00:06:45,334 --> 00:06:47,404 "Excuse me. Are you ready to order?" 95 00:06:47,402 --> 00:06:50,642 "What I really find most interesting is he's got that sort of face" 96 00:06:50,638 --> 00:06:53,738 "where you're not quite sure what he's gonna do next." 97 00:06:53,741 --> 00:06:57,611 "- It's most unnerving. - Oh, he's wonderful!" 98 00:06:57,611 --> 00:07:02,351 "Listen, honey. If you're looking for new, young, violent faces in the cinema," 99 00:07:02,349 --> 00:07:07,379 "then I think you'd better look at mine because I'm up to here in social grievances." 100 00:07:07,386 --> 00:07:11,116 "Look, love, I'm sorry, but you're just not what we're looking for." 101 00:07:11,123 --> 00:07:15,963 "Oh, no! This is the man we're interested in! This one is the pits!" 102 00:07:15,961 --> 00:07:20,061 "Oh, but I can be ever so unnerving. Look!" 103 00:07:21,633 --> 00:07:24,173 "You've carried yourself once too often, Alex." 104 00:07:24,168 --> 00:07:26,898 "- You're fired! - [all shouting]" 105 00:07:29,005 --> 00:07:30,935 "Bye!" 106 00:07:30,940 --> 00:07:32,970 "[chuckles]" 107 00:08:08,409 --> 00:08:10,579 "Phase four." 108 00:08:31,697 --> 00:08:34,157 "It's all good stuff." 109 00:08:45,510 --> 00:08:48,140 "- Suicide mission, is it? - Yes." 110 00:08:48,145 --> 00:08:51,845 "So I, um, shan't be seeing you again then." 111 00:08:51,848 --> 00:08:54,278 "No." 112 00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:55,853 "All right." 113 00:09:05,993 --> 00:09:10,063 "Yes. I've got no money, and nowhere to live." 114 00:09:10,062 --> 00:09:13,462 "But at least I've still got all my friends." 115 00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:16,765 "Oh, really?" 116 00:09:16,768 --> 00:09:22,938 "Well, couldn't I sleep in that little cupboard under the stairs?" 117 00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:28,780 "Oh, really? Yes, well, I've always hated you too." 118 00:09:28,779 --> 00:09:31,509 "Drop dead, fuckface!" 119 00:09:33,983 --> 00:09:35,783 "Gerry!" 120 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:41,851 "We're gonna check out the scene here." 121 00:09:41,856 --> 00:09:45,656 "- Stick around. - Gerry! Hey, Gerry! My best friend!" 122 00:09:45,659 --> 00:09:48,789 "- [panting] - Hi, Alex." 123 00:09:48,795 --> 00:09:52,795 "- Can I come in with you? - What's the matter? You broke?" 124 00:09:52,798 --> 00:09:55,868 "Oh, yeah. I lost my job and got no money" 125 00:09:55,867 --> 00:09:59,067 "and I'm totally homeless." 126 00:09:59,070 --> 00:10:01,940 "Shit. What a drag." 127 00:10:01,939 --> 00:10:05,739 "- Yeah. - Well, it's really nice to see you, Alex." 128 00:10:09,278 --> 00:10:11,238 "- Hey, Alex. - Yeah?" 129 00:10:11,246 --> 00:10:15,106 "You wanna get indoors. You'll get soaked out here." 130 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,045 "[laughs]" 131 00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:21,747 "[sobbing]" 132 00:10:25,857 --> 00:10:27,917 "They're on their way." 133 00:10:33,296 --> 00:10:36,356 "[man on radio] Good evening. This is the BBC." 134 00:10:36,365 --> 00:10:41,625 "Now a political broadcast from the new Home Secretary, Nosher Powell MP." 135 00:10:41,636 --> 00:10:44,266 "Oi! Sh! He's on!" 136 00:10:44,271 --> 00:10:47,811 "- Evening, voters. - [shouting]" 137 00:10:47,807 --> 00:10:52,277 "Some people in this country are very, very rich." 138 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:57,077 "- [crowd murmuring] - But most of you are very, very poor." 139 00:10:57,080 --> 00:11:00,780 "- [murmuring] - You know why?!" 140 00:11:00,783 --> 00:11:03,123 "Because you're all lazy vultures!" 141 00:11:03,118 --> 00:11:07,048 "- [murmuring] - Yeah! Your country needs money!" 142 00:11:07,054 --> 00:11:12,094 "And you can't get enough money!" 143 00:11:12,091 --> 00:11:14,861 "So I tell you what we're gonna do!" 144 00:11:14,860 --> 00:11:17,090 "We're gonna close more hospitals" 145 00:11:17,095 --> 00:11:20,625 "and we're gonna build more rockets!" 146 00:11:20,631 --> 00:11:24,771 "- [shouting] - Boo!" 147 00:11:26,503 --> 00:11:29,943 "[shouting]" 148 00:11:42,584 --> 00:11:48,724 "Excuse me. Could you spare us a bit of your paper to sleep under?" 149 00:11:50,725 --> 00:11:53,025 "No, fuck off!" 150 00:11:53,027 --> 00:11:56,457 "Oh, go on. Just the sports page." 151 00:12:03,302 --> 00:12:05,742 "[sighs] All right." 152 00:12:15,612 --> 00:12:17,882 "[footsteps]" 153 00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:27,945 "Excuse me, we're from Ethiopia. Got price of a cup of tea?" 154 00:12:43,938 --> 00:12:49,208 "Take this, commoners. We oppressed should stick together." 155 00:12:54,113 --> 00:12:56,783 "[officer] Stand back. Stand back." 156 00:12:56,782 --> 00:12:59,982 "[indistinct chatter]" 157 00:13:08,860 --> 00:13:12,090 "[man speaking over PA]" 158 00:13:15,566 --> 00:13:18,166 "[indistinct police radio chatter]" 159 00:13:20,503 --> 00:13:25,243 "It's now exactly two hours and 40 minutes since the police sealed off this street" 160 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:27,570 "which leads to the embassy." 161 00:13:27,575 --> 00:13:33,405 "And we've just heard that the Home Secretary himself is on his way to supervise the siege." 162 00:13:43,624 --> 00:13:45,624 "[guns cocking]" 163 00:13:45,626 --> 00:13:48,526 "We are not your enemy!" 164 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:52,128 "We have suffered too long!" 165 00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:57,301 "All we want is just our freedom and rights in our own country!" 166 00:13:57,302 --> 00:14:04,512 "- Yeah! - Rise up and kill your oppressor!" 167 00:14:04,508 --> 00:14:09,538 "- Freedom of the oppressed! - Yeah, yeah, yeah!" 168 00:14:09,546 --> 00:14:12,076 "[horn honking]" 169 00:14:12,081 --> 00:14:15,451 "[man] Oi, Sambo, move out the way!" 170 00:14:26,261 --> 00:14:30,761 "- What's going on here? - I'm afraid it's something of a waiting game," 171 00:14:30,765 --> 00:14:35,165 "- Home Secretary. - Don't give me that bollocks." 172 00:14:35,169 --> 00:14:38,639 "Oi! Sinbad! You see that?" 173 00:14:38,639 --> 00:14:42,039 "I'll put that... soon as you come down!" 174 00:14:42,042 --> 00:14:43,942 "- [gunfire] - [screaming]" 175 00:14:43,943 --> 00:14:47,443 "Here, hold that. I'm going in." 176 00:14:47,446 --> 00:14:51,446 "- [rock music plays] - [cheering]" 177 00:15:03,828 --> 00:15:06,828 "- Excuse me. - Oh, it's all right. I'm with him." 178 00:15:06,831 --> 00:15:09,261 "Oh, of course. Sorry." 179 00:15:13,669 --> 00:15:15,639 "Nosh!" 180 00:15:18,473 --> 00:15:20,243 "Nosh!" 181 00:15:21,941 --> 00:15:24,611 "Nosh! Nosh!" 182 00:15:24,610 --> 00:15:28,480 "¶ You know the rules You all know the game ¶" 183 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:31,810 "¶ Try to do what's right ¶" 184 00:15:31,816 --> 00:15:34,416 "¶ And I swear I can't complain ¶" 185 00:15:34,418 --> 00:15:38,888 "- Nosh! - ¶ If I die tonight ¶" 186 00:15:38,889 --> 00:15:42,619 "- ¶ But I don't think it's in the stars ¶ - Nosh!" 187 00:15:42,626 --> 00:15:44,726 "- Nosh! - What?" 188 00:15:44,728 --> 00:15:48,198 "Look! [laughs]" 189 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:50,158 "Go on, then! Jump!" 190 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:55,396 "Who's storming this place? You or me?" 191 00:15:55,404 --> 00:15:58,744 "Well, keep your mouth shut! Right!" 192 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:04,010 "- History. - Who stormed the Iranian Embassy in 1984?" 193 00:16:04,010 --> 00:16:07,240 "- [laughter] - [cheering]" 194 00:16:09,715 --> 00:16:11,645 "[shouting]" 195 00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:15,150 "[grunting]" 196 00:16:19,455 --> 00:16:21,045 "Oh!" 197 00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:26,755 "¶ See me running all around the world ¶" 198 00:16:26,761 --> 00:16:29,591 "- ¶ Trying to make some time ¶ - [knocking]" 199 00:16:30,663 --> 00:16:33,463 "[cheering]" 200 00:16:33,465 --> 00:16:35,325 "Back and forth!" 201 00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:39,473 "You don't mean the Israeli ambassador, surely?" 202 00:16:39,470 --> 00:16:42,740 "Come out!" 203 00:16:42,739 --> 00:16:44,509 "Both of you!" 204 00:16:44,507 --> 00:16:48,377 "- Now, what's it all about? - He started it." 205 00:16:48,377 --> 00:16:50,677 "- Shut up! You! - They took our country!" 206 00:16:50,679 --> 00:16:53,079 "- It was ours first. - No, it wasn't." 207 00:16:53,081 --> 00:16:54,511 "- Was. - Wasn't!" 208 00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:56,045 "Shut up!" 209 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:59,879 "Now, I don't care whose fault it is." 210 00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:03,486 "I just don't want no more interruptions, got it?" 211 00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:07,759 "Now, you give him back his country." 212 00:17:07,759 --> 00:17:10,589 "And you, smart yourself out." 213 00:17:10,595 --> 00:17:14,895 "[man] Well, he's done it. It's absolutely incredible." 214 00:17:14,899 --> 00:17:18,729 "Singlehandedly, this man has tackled the Middle East crisis head on." 215 00:17:18,736 --> 00:17:21,436 "They said it couldn't be done, and he's done it." 216 00:17:21,438 --> 00:17:24,438 "I don't think we need to wait for the public opinion polls to know that" 217 00:17:24,441 --> 00:17:28,411 "today's piece of work won't bring any harm at all for the next election." 218 00:17:28,410 --> 00:17:32,280 "- [cheering] - Fascist bully!" 219 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:35,980 "[chanting] Nosher! Nosher!" 220 00:17:47,393 --> 00:17:50,093 "Got some nice NATO stuff this time." 221 00:17:50,095 --> 00:17:52,695 "How's that?" 222 00:17:55,599 --> 00:17:58,299 "Oh, very good." 223 00:17:58,301 --> 00:18:01,141 "Yes." 224 00:18:01,137 --> 00:18:05,307 "Yes, well done, Spider." 225 00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:10,883 "Now then, what are we going to do" 226 00:18:10,879 --> 00:18:13,779 "about the Home Secretary?" 227 00:18:13,781 --> 00:18:17,081 "Yeah." 228 00:18:17,084 --> 00:18:20,354 "Who'd have thought the shriveled up bastard would have got that lucky?" 229 00:18:20,353 --> 00:18:25,723 "You realize that Cockney fascist could ruin all our plans if he wins the election." 230 00:18:25,724 --> 00:18:28,024 "Yeah." 231 00:18:29,260 --> 00:18:32,560 "Are we gonna chop him, then?" 232 00:18:32,563 --> 00:18:36,403 "Couldn't we put out a rumor he's gay?" 233 00:18:52,115 --> 00:18:54,315 "[clears throat]" 234 00:18:54,317 --> 00:18:57,687 "Do you speak English?" 235 00:18:57,687 --> 00:19:01,917 "Yes, and I can tie my own shoelaces too." 236 00:19:01,924 --> 00:19:04,824 "Were you born in this country?" 237 00:19:04,826 --> 00:19:08,386 "Look, you're not writing my life story, honey." 238 00:19:08,396 --> 00:19:12,826 "Just give me a nice state handout and I'll be on my way." 239 00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:17,533 "- What's your address? - Look, I've told you, I'm homeless." 240 00:19:17,536 --> 00:19:21,166 "Well, then, we've nowhere to send your gyro, have we?" 241 00:19:21,172 --> 00:19:25,712 "Yeah, that's right. So why don't you just give it to me right now?" 242 00:19:27,343 --> 00:19:30,483 "Look, I haven't eaten for two days." 243 00:19:30,479 --> 00:19:33,609 "I could pass out at any moment, right here." 244 00:19:33,615 --> 00:19:36,775 "- Right now! - [laughs]" 245 00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:40,254 "You pass out where you like. But you're not getting any money" 246 00:19:40,254 --> 00:19:44,994 "until I'm satisfied that you're not an unnecessary burden on the state." 247 00:19:44,991 --> 00:19:50,531 "Listen, you snotty bitch! Your job is to help the poor and needy!" 248 00:19:50,529 --> 00:19:55,499 "- Not torment them! - [snickers] You're so stupid." 249 00:19:55,500 --> 00:20:00,600 "Just for that, I'm gonna lose your file." 250 00:20:01,638 --> 00:20:05,408 "Ooh! [laughs]" 251 00:20:10,012 --> 00:20:13,012 "Oh!" 252 00:20:13,015 --> 00:20:15,375 "[man sobs] You've got to help me." 253 00:20:15,384 --> 00:20:20,794 "I'm a broken man. I know I'm a lazy bastard and I've got no self respect." 254 00:20:20,788 --> 00:20:24,058 "- But please give me my money! - Uh-uh-uh!" 255 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,117 "You'll only gamble it, won't you?" 256 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:31,495 "I'm gonna put the money in this drawer until you kick the habit." 257 00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:35,427 "Listen, honey, you better give us that money," 258 00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:40,344 "- or you're in big trouble. - [laughs] Really?" 259 00:20:40,338 --> 00:20:42,908 "And what sort of trouble would that be then?" 260 00:20:42,907 --> 00:20:44,807 "This." 261 00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:47,108 "- [screaming] - Oh, my God!" 262 00:20:47,110 --> 00:20:48,710 "Somebody call the police!" 263 00:20:49,945 --> 00:20:51,805 "Get the money!" 264 00:20:51,813 --> 00:20:54,013 "[rock music plays]" 265 00:21:04,992 --> 00:21:07,532 "I didn't wanna kill them!" 266 00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:10,357 "They did it! They made me do it!" 267 00:21:10,363 --> 00:21:13,833 "I'm sorry, but it's not our fault!" 268 00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:17,473 "Quick, Ron, get that car before I run out of bullets." 269 00:21:19,671 --> 00:21:23,111 "You'd do the same if you had had the guts!" 270 00:21:23,107 --> 00:21:28,007 "We're just ordinary people who've been pushed too far!" 271 00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:33,408 "Get that car!" 272 00:21:33,416 --> 00:21:36,676 "I'm a reporter! What's your story?" 273 00:21:36,685 --> 00:21:40,245 "Me and him took the law into our own hands." 274 00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:43,015 "My God, violence on the dole's going to front cover!" 275 00:21:43,024 --> 00:21:46,134 "- Who are you? - We're the dispossessed." 276 00:21:46,127 --> 00:21:50,097 "Quick pose. Nice one for the kids, nice one with the gun." 277 00:21:50,097 --> 00:21:52,357 "Thanks, super, lovely." 278 00:21:54,734 --> 00:21:57,844 "[siren blaring]" 279 00:21:57,837 --> 00:22:01,637 "¶ Watch out, watch out ¶" 280 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:05,580 "¶ Just what you need, babe ¶" 281 00:22:28,799 --> 00:22:30,569 "[honks horn]" 282 00:22:56,192 --> 00:22:58,132 "[indistinct radio chatter]" 283 00:23:02,397 --> 00:23:04,657 "[dogs barking]" 284 00:23:09,536 --> 00:23:15,536 "[panting] Isn't it funny how a few seconds with a gun can change our lives?" 285 00:23:19,545 --> 00:23:23,745 "- [upbeat music plays] - [laughter]" 286 00:23:37,495 --> 00:23:41,025 "This is Paulo. He's in chemicals." 287 00:23:41,031 --> 00:23:43,661 "Have you met the Bishop of Suffolk?" 288 00:23:43,666 --> 00:23:44,926 "- Please. - How do you do?" 289 00:23:44,933 --> 00:23:47,373 "- Very nice to meet you. - Prince Antony," 290 00:23:47,368 --> 00:23:49,428 "Miss Fifi Letour." 291 00:23:49,436 --> 00:23:53,166 "[woman] Oh, my! I'm glad you're here." 292 00:23:53,173 --> 00:23:54,773 "Is the Prime Minister with you?" 293 00:23:54,774 --> 00:23:56,414 "[woman 2] No, he's in Sheffield." 294 00:23:56,408 --> 00:23:59,538 "- [woman] What a shame. - [man] Mr. and Mrs..." 295 00:23:59,544 --> 00:24:02,214 "Lady Caroline, this is Ricky James." 296 00:24:02,213 --> 00:24:04,353 "He is trade union leader." 297 00:24:04,348 --> 00:24:06,678 "- [laughing] - Nice tits." 298 00:24:06,683 --> 00:24:10,153 "Shame about the title. Let's dance." 299 00:24:10,153 --> 00:24:13,523 "Big tits. [laughs]" 300 00:24:14,890 --> 00:24:17,690 "You seem a little lonely, comrade." 301 00:24:17,692 --> 00:24:20,332 "- Oh. - Who am I going to introduce you?" 302 00:24:20,327 --> 00:24:22,557 "Oh, it's all right, love." 303 00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:25,002 "I'm only here to debrief somebody." 304 00:24:24,997 --> 00:24:30,397 "No, come on. Come on, you can't be a wallflower." 305 00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:34,402 "This is Fiona." 306 00:24:34,405 --> 00:24:37,065 "She collects stamps." 307 00:24:37,074 --> 00:24:41,744 "- [music plays] - I didn't know you were a trade union leader!" 308 00:24:41,745 --> 00:24:46,505 "- Uh-huh. Make you dream. - I know 'cause I've seen you on the TV." 309 00:24:46,516 --> 00:24:48,146 "But you look much younger in real life." 310 00:24:48,150 --> 00:24:51,120 "Really? You're not bad looking yourself." 311 00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:54,989 "- Is it true you're to be in the news on Monday? - Uh-huh." 312 00:24:54,989 --> 00:24:58,589 "- Gonna be absolute chaos. - You bet." 313 00:25:01,628 --> 00:25:04,158 "[laughing]" 314 00:25:18,944 --> 00:25:23,484 "- [chuckles] - Give me some, will you, Spider?" 315 00:25:23,481 --> 00:25:26,381 "I ain't touched the bass in months, mate." 316 00:25:26,383 --> 00:25:28,553 "Neither has he." 317 00:25:29,818 --> 00:25:32,118 "Christ, all right then." 318 00:25:40,527 --> 00:25:45,927 "- [music stops] - [feedback]" 319 00:25:45,931 --> 00:25:49,301 ""Dr. Rock." One, two, three!" 320 00:25:49,301 --> 00:25:53,001 "- [playing rock music] - ¶ All right, all right ¶" 321 00:25:53,004 --> 00:25:56,544 "¶ I hope you sons of bitches see the light ¶" 322 00:25:56,540 --> 00:25:59,340 "¶ You again, you again ¶" 323 00:25:59,342 --> 00:26:02,782 "¶ I know you've got a mental age of ten ¶" 324 00:26:02,778 --> 00:26:05,508 "¶ Listen up, listen up ¶" 325 00:26:05,514 --> 00:26:08,884 "¶ I wouldn't swap you for a thousand bucks ¶" 326 00:26:08,884 --> 00:26:12,024 "¶ Come on, you're the one ¶" 327 00:26:12,020 --> 00:26:15,190 "¶ I think I'm going to switch your laser on ¶" 328 00:26:15,189 --> 00:26:19,059 "¶ I've got the medicine you need ¶" 329 00:26:21,294 --> 00:26:25,664 "¶ I've got the power I've got the speed ¶" 330 00:26:27,465 --> 00:26:31,665 "¶ I'll find out how to stop your clock ¶" 331 00:26:33,504 --> 00:26:38,244 "¶ We sure ain't talking Dr. Spock ¶" 332 00:26:41,578 --> 00:26:45,108 "¶ Hear me talking, Dr. Rock ¶" 333 00:26:45,114 --> 00:26:48,254 "¶ Lay down, turn around ¶" 334 00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:50,880 "¶ Here come the sister Gonna strip you down ¶" 335 00:26:50,885 --> 00:26:53,485 "Cheers." 336 00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:57,687 "Here. I had another call from Moscow this evening." 337 00:26:57,690 --> 00:27:00,860 "And are my cruel paymasters happy?" 338 00:27:00,859 --> 00:27:04,889 "Well, they wanna know how it's going with, um," 339 00:27:04,896 --> 00:27:10,096 "- phase four? - Comrade, there may be just one small problem." 340 00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:11,800 "What's that then?" 341 00:27:19,542 --> 00:27:23,312 "- [sighs] - Shall I wait here, Home Secretary?" 342 00:27:23,312 --> 00:27:26,412 "- [woman] Thank you, Clarence. - [can rattles]" 343 00:27:26,415 --> 00:27:29,345 "And don't drink too much, will you, Nosh?" 344 00:27:29,351 --> 00:27:32,221 "- Bollocks. - Oh..." 345 00:27:32,220 --> 00:27:36,690 "[man] The right honorable Mr. and Mrs. Nosher Powell." 346 00:27:36,690 --> 00:27:39,060 "So you are the new Home Secretary?" 347 00:27:39,059 --> 00:27:42,529 "I don't know why they call me that. I can't even type." 348 00:27:42,528 --> 00:27:44,328 "[laughs]" 349 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:47,099 "- And you must be Mrs. Powell. - Yes." 350 00:27:47,098 --> 00:27:51,068 "Is the PM and his wife here? My class of friends." 351 00:27:51,068 --> 00:27:54,398 "His wife is just over there. [chuckles]" 352 00:27:54,404 --> 00:27:56,644 "Oh, excuse me." 353 00:27:56,639 --> 00:28:02,809 "Home Secretary, do let me introduce you to Comrade Karpov of the KGB." 354 00:28:02,811 --> 00:28:07,151 "Ah, Mr. Home Secretary! I bring you fraternal greetings" 355 00:28:07,148 --> 00:28:10,878 "from the peace-loving people of the Soviet Union." 356 00:28:13,186 --> 00:28:17,316 "- Is he taking the piss or what? - [laughs]" 357 00:28:17,323 --> 00:28:20,423 "Can I have a picture of the two of you together, Nosh?" 358 00:28:20,426 --> 00:28:22,256 "Oh, go on then. Come here." 359 00:28:22,261 --> 00:28:24,961 "- [man] Just a bit closer. - How about a wacky one" 360 00:28:24,963 --> 00:28:27,163 "- for the kids, please, Nosh? - Here." 361 00:28:27,165 --> 00:28:31,295 "The only good Russian's a dead one, eh? [laughs]" 362 00:28:31,301 --> 00:28:34,601 "One more, please." 363 00:28:34,604 --> 00:28:38,504 "It must be nice being married to the Prime Minister." 364 00:28:38,506 --> 00:28:42,806 "Gorgeous. No other word for it." 365 00:28:42,809 --> 00:28:45,409 "Tell me, how are you getting on at Number Ten?" 366 00:28:45,411 --> 00:28:49,481 "Because your house isn't quite as big as ours, is it?" 367 00:28:49,481 --> 00:28:53,581 "Yes, but at least my Harry is the most powerful man in the country." 368 00:28:53,585 --> 00:28:59,385 "I can assure you, that we just adore our wonderful perks that go with it." 369 00:28:59,390 --> 00:29:03,760 "Really? Well, I think I'd just be bored to death" 370 00:29:03,761 --> 00:29:09,261 "if I were married to a short, chinless, stuck-up figurehead like him." 371 00:29:09,266 --> 00:29:13,366 "[chuckles] Yes. But that's where we're different, you see." 372 00:29:13,369 --> 00:29:17,199 "I think I'd simply hate it if my Harry" 373 00:29:17,206 --> 00:29:21,006 "was just a member of the Cabinet, like, um..." 374 00:29:26,013 --> 00:29:29,683 "- [rock music plays] - ¶ Hear me talking ¶" 375 00:29:29,682 --> 00:29:31,922 "¶ Dr. Rock ¶" 376 00:29:53,904 --> 00:29:55,544 "[song ends]" 377 00:29:55,538 --> 00:29:59,538 "Now what's all this about you putting railways out on strike?" 378 00:29:59,541 --> 00:30:02,111 "Nothing. It was a joke." 379 00:30:02,110 --> 00:30:05,010 "If one train stops running," 380 00:30:05,012 --> 00:30:08,452 "you'll get that right on your mush." 381 00:30:08,448 --> 00:30:11,778 "No, don't hit me, Home Secretary. We won't go on strike, I promise." 382 00:30:11,784 --> 00:30:13,724 "- Good. - [farts]" 383 00:30:14,619 --> 00:30:16,389 "[grunts]" 384 00:30:16,387 --> 00:30:20,157 "- And don't you ever threaten me again. - I'm sorry." 385 00:30:20,157 --> 00:30:22,687 "[man] I didn't know you could play bass like that." 386 00:30:22,692 --> 00:30:24,832 "Not a mystery to me, mate." 387 00:30:24,827 --> 00:30:27,227 "Do you see that?" 388 00:30:27,229 --> 00:30:29,959 "Could hardly miss it, could you, governor?" 389 00:30:29,965 --> 00:30:31,925 "I was afraid that might happen." 390 00:30:31,933 --> 00:30:34,833 "Yeah. Still," 391 00:30:34,835 --> 00:30:37,935 "you could always try plan B." 392 00:30:41,541 --> 00:30:44,811 "[woman] Hello." 393 00:30:44,810 --> 00:30:47,080 "Hello." 394 00:30:47,078 --> 00:30:50,748 "I like your bracelets." 395 00:30:50,748 --> 00:30:52,948 "See that?" 396 00:30:52,950 --> 00:30:55,950 "It's three grams worth of gold. Good, isn't it?" 397 00:30:55,953 --> 00:30:59,453 "Wow! Who are you?" 398 00:30:59,456 --> 00:31:03,616 "Home Sec. Is that flash or what?" 399 00:31:03,626 --> 00:31:06,086 "Very." 400 00:31:06,095 --> 00:31:09,325 "- You powerful? - Very." 401 00:31:09,331 --> 00:31:13,471 "Um..." 402 00:31:13,468 --> 00:31:16,098 "You don't wanna come back to the limo with me, do you," 403 00:31:16,103 --> 00:31:19,603 "and have a little flash or something?" 404 00:31:25,244 --> 00:31:28,884 "[Ron] Oh, my leg. My poor, bloody leg." 405 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,610 "[Alex] Let me have a look at it." 406 00:31:33,149 --> 00:31:35,519 "Am I gonna bleed to death?" 407 00:31:35,518 --> 00:31:37,148 "Tell me, Alex." 408 00:31:37,152 --> 00:31:39,852 "It's just a flesh wound." 409 00:31:39,854 --> 00:31:43,964 "- Oh! - Oh, God! What are we gonna do?" 410 00:31:43,957 --> 00:31:48,427 "Well, we can give in. or we can fight." 411 00:31:48,428 --> 00:31:52,098 "Fight? Don't be daft. There's only the two of us." 412 00:31:52,098 --> 00:31:56,228 "You're wrong. There's millions like us, Ron." 413 00:31:56,235 --> 00:31:59,365 "With no hope, no future..." 414 00:31:59,371 --> 00:32:02,071 "[cow moos]" 415 00:32:03,340 --> 00:32:07,610 "All it takes is one man with a dream." 416 00:32:07,610 --> 00:32:10,180 "Look at... Castro." 417 00:32:10,179 --> 00:32:12,579 "[Ron] Oh, I don't know." 418 00:32:12,581 --> 00:32:15,111 "Look, we got a few quid." 419 00:32:15,116 --> 00:32:17,246 "Why don't we just slip off to Brazil?" 420 00:32:17,251 --> 00:32:20,551 "You know, start a mini cab business?" 421 00:32:20,554 --> 00:32:25,324 "Ron, we can run, but we can't hide." 422 00:32:25,325 --> 00:32:29,155 "We're fucked then, aren't we? Oh, shit." 423 00:32:31,597 --> 00:32:35,227 "Well, we've all got to die sometime." 424 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:40,170 "So why not take a few of the bastards with us." 425 00:32:53,182 --> 00:32:56,182 "- Nice car. - Yes." 426 00:32:56,185 --> 00:32:59,185 "Goes with the job. Park anywhere I like." 427 00:32:59,188 --> 00:33:02,658 "Don't get a parking ticket." 428 00:33:02,658 --> 00:33:04,358 "Good, isn't it?" 429 00:33:04,359 --> 00:33:07,889 "How did you get to be Home Secretary?" 430 00:33:07,895 --> 00:33:11,895 "Ah! What you don't know don't hurt you." 431 00:33:11,898 --> 00:33:15,428 "- [giggles] - [laughs]" 432 00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:25,140 "You've got a lovely body." 433 00:33:25,143 --> 00:33:27,383 "Help yourself." 434 00:33:36,553 --> 00:33:40,793 "Whoa! What's it? Home Sec, naughty nibble, eh Nosh?" 435 00:33:40,790 --> 00:33:43,790 "Kinky Nosh has naughty nibble late at night?" 436 00:33:43,793 --> 00:33:48,403 "[all chattering]" 437 00:33:48,397 --> 00:33:51,197 "What's the girl's age, Nosh?" 438 00:34:41,181 --> 00:34:44,411 "[chuckles]" 439 00:34:46,184 --> 00:34:48,384 "[clears throat]" 440 00:34:54,625 --> 00:34:57,085 "[gasps]" 441 00:35:02,865 --> 00:35:05,195 "[laughs]" 442 00:35:12,573 --> 00:35:14,273 "[door opens]" 443 00:35:15,675 --> 00:35:18,705 "Oh, my fucking head!" 444 00:35:23,582 --> 00:35:26,482 "- Jellied eels, Home Secretary? - Leave me alone." 445 00:35:26,484 --> 00:35:29,284 "And who were you rogering last night?" 446 00:35:29,286 --> 00:35:31,786 "I don't know. I was too pissed to remember." 447 00:35:31,788 --> 00:35:35,588 "Well, you'll never make Prime Minister if you can't hold your drink." 448 00:35:35,591 --> 00:35:37,861 "Look." 449 00:35:37,859 --> 00:35:42,699 "I can get heart disease just by being Home Sec. Right?" 450 00:35:42,697 --> 00:35:45,397 "Well, it's making me drink to excess." 451 00:35:45,399 --> 00:35:48,869 "People keep looking at me in supermarkets and saying," 452 00:35:48,869 --> 00:35:52,239 ""He's just Home Secretary, you know."" 453 00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:55,139 "How do you think I feel?" 454 00:35:55,141 --> 00:35:58,281 "We used to be happy before I made it big in politics." 455 00:35:58,277 --> 00:36:02,207 "Well, it's not good enough, Nosh. I want more power and more influence" 456 00:36:02,214 --> 00:36:06,754 "- and I want it now! - Gimme, gimme, gimme!" 457 00:36:06,751 --> 00:36:08,581 "More, more, more! Pfft!" 458 00:36:08,586 --> 00:36:11,586 "Don't take any notice of him. He's still drunk." 459 00:36:11,589 --> 00:36:16,319 "Look! All I wanna do is to win the election" 460 00:36:16,326 --> 00:36:18,826 "and hold onto all these perks!" 461 00:36:18,828 --> 00:36:22,858 "Including the flash motor out there!" 462 00:36:22,865 --> 00:36:25,795 "- [crowd yelling] - Oh!" 463 00:36:26,834 --> 00:36:29,734 "[chanting] Nosher!" 464 00:36:29,736 --> 00:36:32,136 "- [man] Who's the girl? - Just a little bit on the side." 465 00:36:32,138 --> 00:36:36,008 "- Did she come, Nosh? - You'll have to ask her that." 466 00:36:36,008 --> 00:36:41,208 "- Are you a mad pussy hound? - Well, I did what any other man would do with a slut" 467 00:36:41,213 --> 00:36:45,313 "that waved her bits underneath me. [laughs]" 468 00:36:45,316 --> 00:36:48,376 "[chanting] Nosher! Nosher!" 469 00:36:48,385 --> 00:36:51,715 "[Spider] "Siege hero Nosher Powell has done it again." 470 00:36:51,721 --> 00:36:56,661 "At long last, Britain has a politician who's proved that he is no slouch" 471 00:36:56,658 --> 00:37:00,588 "when it comes to giving the housewife a good pushing." 472 00:37:00,595 --> 00:37:04,455 "We say Britain needs you. Keep it up, Nosh!!"" 473 00:37:04,465 --> 00:37:07,095 "Exclamation mark, exclamation mark." 474 00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:12,000 "- Oh, my God. - That went down like a concrete parachute, didn't it?" 475 00:37:12,004 --> 00:37:16,744 "We've got to do something, Spider. Moscow is getting impatient." 476 00:37:16,741 --> 00:37:21,181 "- [crowd chanting] - Couldn't we sort of have him killed?" 477 00:37:21,178 --> 00:37:23,978 "[laughs] Yeah. How?" 478 00:37:23,980 --> 00:37:26,780 "I don't know." 479 00:37:28,416 --> 00:37:30,716 "What about one of those, uh," 480 00:37:30,718 --> 00:37:34,518 "poison dart things in the shoe?" 481 00:37:34,521 --> 00:37:38,921 "You know, sort of kick him under the table when he's not looking." 482 00:37:38,925 --> 00:37:41,225 "Oi! What's this all about?" 483 00:37:41,227 --> 00:37:45,557 "I'm afraid it's more inner-city frustration, Home Secretary." 484 00:37:45,563 --> 00:37:47,733 "Don't give me all that old Tom tit." 485 00:37:47,731 --> 00:37:52,231 "Any more dole queue rumbles like this and it could lose me the election." 486 00:37:52,235 --> 00:37:56,435 "- Oh, that would be a pity. - What's being done about it?" 487 00:37:56,438 --> 00:37:59,068 "I'll look into that immediately, Home Secretary." 488 00:37:59,073 --> 00:38:02,313 "Good. 'Cause when they find them, you know what I'll do?" 489 00:38:02,309 --> 00:38:05,539 "I'll put that right on their chin." 490 00:38:11,584 --> 00:38:16,024 "[Alex] We strike first at the monetary system, you know, profits and loss." 491 00:38:16,021 --> 00:38:22,021 "If we destroy that, then there's no profit, no loss." 492 00:38:22,026 --> 00:38:24,756 "So, what we doing out here in the middle of nowhere?" 493 00:38:24,762 --> 00:38:27,302 "We've got to find some recruits." 494 00:38:27,297 --> 00:38:31,067 "So why has it gotta be in the country? Why can't we do that in the West End?" 495 00:38:31,067 --> 00:38:35,497 "Look! We don't want all those Kings Road posers!" 496 00:38:35,504 --> 00:38:38,444 "- They're everything we hate! - Ah, we hate them." 497 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:42,940 "- Yes! - Tell me, what other London streets do we hate?" 498 00:38:42,943 --> 00:38:47,653 "Look, for heaven's sake, haven't you read Karl Marx?" 499 00:38:47,647 --> 00:38:50,547 "- Is it them? - Yeah, I think so." 500 00:38:50,549 --> 00:38:56,649 "All I wanna know is what's got me in the horrible, dirty, bleeding country!" 501 00:38:59,891 --> 00:39:03,461 "[singing in distance]" 502 00:39:03,461 --> 00:39:08,461 "¶ As we stand outside ¶" 503 00:39:08,465 --> 00:39:13,295 "¶ But I love them most of all ¶" 504 00:39:13,302 --> 00:39:17,942 "¶ Sleeping by my side ¶" 505 00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:20,939 "[humming]" 506 00:39:20,942 --> 00:39:26,312 "- [chickens clucking] - [whistling]" 507 00:39:26,313 --> 00:39:31,283 "¶ I love my sheep and pigs ¶" 508 00:39:31,284 --> 00:39:32,954 "[singing stops]" 509 00:39:36,021 --> 00:39:40,461 "Hi. We're starting a people's uprising. Do you fancy joining us?" 510 00:39:40,457 --> 00:39:44,387 "- Yes, I'd love to. - Come on, then." 511 00:39:48,898 --> 00:39:52,868 "- So it begins. - [horse whinnies]" 512 00:40:06,547 --> 00:40:09,047 "[rock music plays]" 513 00:40:13,619 --> 00:40:17,519 "¶ I am the one, Orgasmatron ¶" 514 00:40:17,522 --> 00:40:21,222 "¶ The outstretched grasping hand ¶" 515 00:40:21,225 --> 00:40:24,585 "¶ My image is of agony ¶" 516 00:40:24,595 --> 00:40:28,955 "¶ My servants rape the land ¶" 517 00:40:28,965 --> 00:40:32,625 "¶ Obsequious and arrogant ¶" 518 00:40:32,635 --> 00:40:36,065 "¶ Clandestine and vain ¶" 519 00:40:36,071 --> 00:40:39,741 "¶ Two thousand years of misery ¶" 520 00:40:39,741 --> 00:40:44,241 "¶ Of torture in my name ¶" 521 00:40:44,245 --> 00:40:47,545 "[cheering]" 522 00:40:47,548 --> 00:40:51,278 "¶ Oh my love is hate ¶" 523 00:40:51,285 --> 00:40:55,015 "¶ I am the politician ¶" 524 00:40:55,022 --> 00:40:58,862 "¶ And I decide your fate ¶¶" 525 00:41:01,161 --> 00:41:03,561 "[cheering]" 526 00:41:08,533 --> 00:41:12,403 "[tires screeching]" 527 00:41:12,403 --> 00:41:15,843 "I said, mind my fucking horse, dickhead!" 528 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,270 "- Yeah! - Yeah, well, when the revolution comes," 529 00:41:18,275 --> 00:41:22,335 "- we'll be round your house. - I've never heard anything like it in my life!" 530 00:41:22,345 --> 00:41:24,945 "How dare you!" 531 00:41:39,627 --> 00:41:43,727 "This'll be really good for me. Me and some mates have been meaning for years" 532 00:41:43,731 --> 00:41:47,931 "to get into armed rebellion. But you know how it is, you get in the pub," 533 00:41:47,935 --> 00:41:52,465 "start talking treason, and all they wanna do is play darts." 534 00:41:52,472 --> 00:41:56,872 "Hm..." 535 00:41:56,876 --> 00:41:59,406 "Have you got these in a size smaller?" 536 00:41:59,411 --> 00:42:01,581 "No, I'm afraid not." 537 00:42:01,579 --> 00:42:04,949 "They're extremely popular, you know." 538 00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:11,080 "You're not gonna fight the revolution wearing those, I hope." 539 00:42:11,086 --> 00:42:15,516 "- [muffled shouting] - Sorry, mate. It's government business." 540 00:42:15,523 --> 00:42:17,693 "Bit top-secret." 541 00:42:17,691 --> 00:42:22,031 "What do you think, Jimmy? They're not too baggy around here, are they?" 542 00:42:22,028 --> 00:42:26,028 "No, I think with a few grenades on your belt, that'll look fine." 543 00:42:26,032 --> 00:42:31,332 "Oh, sorry. So, what are we gonna hit first? An embassy? The BBC?" 544 00:42:31,336 --> 00:42:35,966 "[Alex] Well, we hadn't really thought about it." 545 00:42:35,973 --> 00:42:37,943 "Three pairs of cotton underpants," 546 00:42:37,941 --> 00:42:41,111 "and a pair of those black leather stranglers' gloves." 547 00:42:41,110 --> 00:42:44,640 "- Oh, and this. - I mean, let's face it." 548 00:42:44,646 --> 00:42:49,276 "A lot of the favorites have been done. You know, banks, multi-nationals." 549 00:42:49,283 --> 00:42:52,853 "So what you're looking for is a new kind of atrocity." 550 00:42:52,853 --> 00:42:56,493 "- Are these pre-shrunk? - Oh, yes, of course." 551 00:42:56,489 --> 00:42:58,659 "- What's that you've got there? - Pluto." 552 00:42:58,657 --> 00:43:01,417 "- Eh? - I thought it might come in handy for all those long" 553 00:43:01,426 --> 00:43:04,026 "- boring bits between the shooting. - [siren wailing]" 554 00:43:04,028 --> 00:43:06,858 "- [tires screech] - This way, gents." 555 00:43:08,699 --> 00:43:12,029 "[man] Open up, it's the police. Anyone in there?" 556 00:43:13,703 --> 00:43:16,303 "- Family crisis. - Oh." 557 00:43:16,305 --> 00:43:18,905 "Travel by night." 558 00:43:18,907 --> 00:43:21,937 "- Trust nobody. - OK." 559 00:43:22,676 --> 00:43:25,376 "And Alex, grind the face" 560 00:43:25,378 --> 00:43:29,108 "of capitalism into the dust, won't you?" 561 00:43:29,115 --> 00:43:31,575 "Why, what's it to you, stranger?" 562 00:43:31,584 --> 00:43:34,694 "It's a long story." 563 00:43:34,687 --> 00:43:38,187 "A long and painful story." 564 00:43:38,190 --> 00:43:39,920 "[glass shatters]" 565 00:43:39,925 --> 00:43:44,385 "It all started when I was at Oxbridge." 566 00:43:44,395 --> 00:43:47,195 "- [banging] - I was 19." 567 00:43:47,197 --> 00:43:48,557 "There were five of us." 568 00:43:48,565 --> 00:43:51,665 "[sobbing]" 569 00:44:00,610 --> 00:44:02,940 "[Ron] Everything all right, love?" 570 00:44:16,324 --> 00:44:19,734 "[sobbing]" 571 00:44:19,727 --> 00:44:22,857 "I'm pregnant!" 572 00:44:22,863 --> 00:44:26,763 "That Tory bastard got me pregnant." 573 00:44:26,766 --> 00:44:29,566 "[sobbing] No money." 574 00:44:29,568 --> 00:44:31,628 "No future!" 575 00:44:31,636 --> 00:44:35,866 "Oh, God! All I want to do is bring down the government!" 576 00:44:35,873 --> 00:44:37,973 "Destroy the system!" 577 00:44:37,975 --> 00:44:41,875 "That's all I ask. [sobbing]" 578 00:44:41,878 --> 00:44:44,038 "Lovely, isn't it?" 579 00:44:44,046 --> 00:44:48,206 "Do you know this is one of the last cars to have a wooden dashboard?" 580 00:44:48,216 --> 00:44:52,146 "There aren't many of these around now, you know." 581 00:44:52,153 --> 00:44:57,393 "- Is it a V6 or a four? - It's a V6, I think." 582 00:44:57,390 --> 00:45:01,090 "Hm... What do you get on a long run?" 583 00:45:01,092 --> 00:45:04,492 "- Twenty, 25? - Yes." 584 00:45:04,495 --> 00:45:06,725 "Providing I don't go flat-out." 585 00:45:06,730 --> 00:45:11,160 "That's not bad. It's in lovely condition." 586 00:45:11,166 --> 00:45:13,726 "You must be very proud of it." 587 00:45:13,735 --> 00:45:16,595 "Yes. I am." 588 00:45:16,604 --> 00:45:20,574 "You know, I took my wife on our honeymoon in one of these." 589 00:45:20,574 --> 00:45:22,674 "[laughs] Honeymoon." 590 00:45:22,676 --> 00:45:25,776 "I took her to this hotel, all right," 591 00:45:25,779 --> 00:45:27,979 "once you got through the barbed wire." 592 00:45:27,981 --> 00:45:31,451 "And we went upstairs on the lift, the old lift driver, he said to me," 593 00:45:31,451 --> 00:45:36,121 ""Did I stop too fast?" I said, "No, we always wear our trousers around our ankles."" 594 00:45:36,121 --> 00:45:39,161 "[laughs] We jumped into bed," 595 00:45:39,157 --> 00:45:42,727 "took our clothes off, do you know what she said to me?" 596 00:45:42,727 --> 00:45:47,297 "She said, "That's the biggest John Thomas I've ever seen in my life," she said." 597 00:45:47,297 --> 00:45:49,927 "She said, "Do you realize I have a weak heart?"" 598 00:45:49,932 --> 00:45:52,432 "I said, "Turn on your side. I'll try and miss it."" 599 00:45:52,434 --> 00:45:54,604 "[laughs]" 600 00:45:54,602 --> 00:45:57,642 "She said, "Aren't you a bit old to be wearing condoms?"" 601 00:45:57,638 --> 00:46:01,138 "I said, "I suppose I am, but I like the smell of burning rubber."" 602 00:46:01,141 --> 00:46:05,241 "[laughs] Took her home after a week, she was pregnant." 603 00:46:05,244 --> 00:46:08,914 "We had a baby. Ugly little thing, he was." 604 00:46:08,914 --> 00:46:12,884 "Do you know, I took him over to the pub, I said, "Landlord, could you put a head on that?"" 605 00:46:12,884 --> 00:46:16,954 "- [laughs] - [sobbing]" 606 00:46:16,953 --> 00:46:20,353 "Only joking, love." 607 00:46:20,356 --> 00:46:22,416 "Here, have a toffee." 608 00:46:22,424 --> 00:46:26,064 "[man yelling]" 609 00:46:30,597 --> 00:46:33,427 "[speaking German]" 610 00:47:05,665 --> 00:47:08,525 "[Nosh slurping beer]" 611 00:47:11,637 --> 00:47:14,167 "[speaking German]" 612 00:47:25,516 --> 00:47:27,476 "Here!" 613 00:47:27,484 --> 00:47:29,224 "Have a look at this." 614 00:47:31,787 --> 00:47:34,447 "[laughs] Good, isn't it?" 615 00:47:36,523 --> 00:47:39,293 "[slurping]" 616 00:47:39,292 --> 00:47:41,892 "Ah! [belches]" 617 00:47:41,894 --> 00:47:44,264 "- Nosh! - What?" 618 00:47:44,263 --> 00:47:48,333 "- Sh! - What do you mean, shush?" 619 00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:52,773 "Look at him!" 620 00:47:52,770 --> 00:47:56,270 "Here, put a sock in it, you boring old kraut." 621 00:47:56,273 --> 00:48:00,473 "[laughs] Pre-election stress, you know." 622 00:48:00,476 --> 00:48:02,976 "¶ So stupid ¶" 623 00:48:02,978 --> 00:48:06,478 "¶ Why was he born at all? ¶" 624 00:48:06,481 --> 00:48:09,381 "- [laughter] - Excuse me, Home Secretary." 625 00:48:09,383 --> 00:48:11,423 "Would you mind keeping your voice down, please?" 626 00:48:11,418 --> 00:48:14,988 "- What was that, pillock? - Nosh!" 627 00:48:14,988 --> 00:48:17,988 "- Oh, my God. - [woman screams]" 628 00:48:17,991 --> 00:48:20,961 "[all shouting]" 629 00:48:25,130 --> 00:48:27,760 "- Tomato sauce? - Thank you, ma'am." 630 00:48:27,765 --> 00:48:30,365 "It's by appointment. [laughs]" 631 00:48:30,367 --> 00:48:33,837 "[all shouting]" 632 00:48:33,837 --> 00:48:35,637 "I'm with the group." 633 00:48:35,638 --> 00:48:39,338 "[all shouting]" 634 00:48:40,742 --> 00:48:42,442 "Fabulous party, it is." 635 00:48:42,443 --> 00:48:44,713 "Sorry about the broken china, though." 636 00:48:44,711 --> 00:48:48,311 "Oh, you naughty! [laughs]" 637 00:48:53,785 --> 00:48:56,485 "[laughing]" 638 00:48:56,487 --> 00:48:59,687 "[muttering] Lovely." 639 00:48:59,690 --> 00:49:02,290 "None of that. [laughs]" 640 00:49:06,428 --> 00:49:11,858 "[laughs] ¶ Why was he born so stupid? ¶" 641 00:49:11,866 --> 00:49:15,726 "¶ Why was he born at all? ¶" 642 00:49:15,736 --> 00:49:19,096 "¶ Why was he born so stupid? ¶" 643 00:49:19,106 --> 00:49:23,106 "¶ Why was he born at all? ¶" 644 00:49:23,110 --> 00:49:27,180 "¶ Why was he born so stupid? ¶" 645 00:49:27,180 --> 00:49:30,180 "¶ Why was he born at all? ¶" 646 00:49:30,183 --> 00:49:33,623 "Hello, Sandra. Give us a kiss." 647 00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:38,250 "Cor! What's all that about?" 648 00:49:38,256 --> 00:49:42,156 "I can't take it anymore. I'm leaving you." 649 00:49:42,159 --> 00:49:45,359 "- What are you talking about? - I'm not blind." 650 00:49:45,362 --> 00:49:48,302 "I saw you trying to get off with the queen." 651 00:49:49,731 --> 00:49:51,531 "You've been drinking." 652 00:49:51,532 --> 00:49:54,602 "Oh, don't come that old innocence with me." 653 00:49:54,601 --> 00:49:58,741 "Look, all I was doing was having a little bit of fun." 654 00:49:58,738 --> 00:50:03,468 "You humiliated me! In front of all those people!" 655 00:50:03,475 --> 00:50:09,375 "- [sobbing] Oh, God! - Don't start the old waterworks game again." 656 00:50:09,380 --> 00:50:13,780 "Look, Nosh, I don't mind the odd call girl," 657 00:50:13,784 --> 00:50:16,254 "but this is well out of order!" 658 00:50:16,253 --> 00:50:21,863 "I want a divorce! And she, she's gonna be cited!" 659 00:50:21,858 --> 00:50:26,358 "[screams] Taxi! Taxi!" 660 00:50:41,744 --> 00:50:44,084 "[birds chirping]" 661 00:50:53,554 --> 00:50:56,724 "[rock music plays]" 662 00:50:56,723 --> 00:50:59,493 "[Alex] Week 12. The revolution begins." 663 00:50:59,492 --> 00:51:04,702 "At last we are ready to face the long and dangerous road ahead." 664 00:51:04,697 --> 00:51:07,727 "I wish Ron would let me sit in the front." 665 00:51:07,733 --> 00:51:10,973 "[rock music plays]" 666 00:51:14,472 --> 00:51:17,242 "[Alex] Each day, dear diary," 667 00:51:17,241 --> 00:51:22,511 "I feel the inevitable bloodbath draw closer." 668 00:51:22,513 --> 00:51:26,013 "These thoughts of death I try to keep within." 669 00:51:26,016 --> 00:51:31,886 "Though, deep down, I know the end will be both violent and painful." 670 00:51:31,887 --> 00:51:35,217 "[rock music plays]" 671 00:51:38,726 --> 00:51:42,226 "¶ You know the rules You all know the game ¶" 672 00:51:42,229 --> 00:51:44,099 "¶ Try to do what's right ¶" 673 00:51:44,097 --> 00:51:47,327 "[Alex] Please God, they don't shoot me in the face." 674 00:51:47,333 --> 00:51:49,473 "I couldn't bear that." 675 00:51:49,468 --> 00:51:51,968 "¶ If I die tonight ¶" 676 00:51:51,970 --> 00:51:56,140 "¶ And I'm on the road ¶" 677 00:51:57,274 --> 00:51:58,844 "¶ On the road ¶" 678 00:52:01,010 --> 00:52:02,740 "¶ On the road ¶" 679 00:52:04,613 --> 00:52:06,613 "¶ On the road ¶¶" 680 00:52:13,154 --> 00:52:17,124 "Excuse me. Have you got any of those bandages that, you know," 681 00:52:17,124 --> 00:52:20,864 "hold your guts in until you get to a hospital?" 682 00:53:30,096 --> 00:53:32,456 "Hello, laddie." 683 00:53:32,465 --> 00:53:34,895 "You don't want no trouble in here, do you?" 684 00:53:34,900 --> 00:53:38,770 "- No, Mr. Powell. - You better give me 50 quid then." 685 00:53:41,538 --> 00:53:43,798 "- Want a drink? - No, thank you." 686 00:53:43,806 --> 00:53:46,566 "Come on. Come and have a drink with me." 687 00:54:01,122 --> 00:54:03,222 "[sighs]" 688 00:54:04,325 --> 00:54:06,485 "[grunting]" 689 00:54:06,493 --> 00:54:09,393 "- You rang, madam. - Oh, yes, Terence." 690 00:54:09,395 --> 00:54:11,625 "Would you take a letter, please?" 691 00:54:15,699 --> 00:54:18,769 "- [grunting] - [chuckles]" 692 00:54:18,768 --> 00:54:20,798 "Hm..." 693 00:54:25,641 --> 00:54:31,111 "Your Majesty... No, no cross that out." 694 00:54:31,112 --> 00:54:33,282 "Bitch!" 695 00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:35,850 "Just 'cause you're a queen," 696 00:54:35,849 --> 00:54:39,419 "does not mean that you can fool around" 697 00:54:39,419 --> 00:54:42,749 "with another woman's bloke." 698 00:54:44,356 --> 00:54:47,256 "[chuckles] Hm..." 699 00:54:57,367 --> 00:54:59,727 "Here, can I talk to you?" 700 00:55:03,906 --> 00:55:05,606 "Cheers." 701 00:55:09,343 --> 00:55:12,013 "It's about Sandra." 702 00:55:12,012 --> 00:55:15,212 "I love that girl." 703 00:55:15,215 --> 00:55:17,975 "It's a funny thing, but..." 704 00:55:17,984 --> 00:55:21,324 "...before..." 705 00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:25,590 "...everyone mowed at her." 706 00:55:25,590 --> 00:55:28,090 "If they all married her..." 707 00:55:28,092 --> 00:55:30,492 "She was like a little clam." 708 00:55:30,494 --> 00:55:33,734 "Shut tight." 709 00:55:33,730 --> 00:55:37,460 "She's never fucking opened since." 710 00:55:38,834 --> 00:55:40,834 "Here." 711 00:55:40,836 --> 00:55:43,396 "Come here." 712 00:55:43,405 --> 00:55:47,865 "- You ever had a son? - Yes, Mr. Powell." 713 00:55:47,875 --> 00:55:50,835 "It's all I ever wanted, a son." 714 00:55:50,844 --> 00:55:55,884 "Little baby boy that I could teach." 715 00:55:55,881 --> 00:56:00,981 "Round the..." 716 00:56:00,986 --> 00:56:04,516 "Down the... you know what I mean?" 717 00:56:07,424 --> 00:56:11,064 "It's all I ever wanted. [sobs]" 718 00:56:11,060 --> 00:56:13,430 "That's all I ever wanted." 719 00:56:15,129 --> 00:56:17,099 "[sniffles]" 720 00:56:28,174 --> 00:56:32,144 "[Alex] Well, of one thing I am certain." 721 00:56:32,143 --> 00:56:36,583 "Jimmy, Ron, Fiona," 722 00:56:36,580 --> 00:56:40,550 "and Alex will not die in vain." 723 00:56:40,550 --> 00:56:44,950 "For as long as the flames of justice burn," 724 00:56:44,954 --> 00:56:48,124 "and the winds of freedom blow," 725 00:56:48,123 --> 00:56:51,023 "we will not be forgotten." 726 00:56:53,527 --> 00:56:57,327 "And yes, David, we were heroes," 727 00:56:57,329 --> 00:57:00,359 "just for one day." 728 00:57:03,101 --> 00:57:04,931 "[indistinct chatter]" 729 00:57:04,936 --> 00:57:08,166 "[man] All these pathetic little orphans came to the door the other day" 730 00:57:08,172 --> 00:57:12,972 "and said, "I've got nothing." I said, "Of course you've got nothing!" [shouts]" 731 00:57:12,976 --> 00:57:16,376 "[laughs]" 732 00:57:21,450 --> 00:57:24,520 "Hello, Bastards?" 733 00:57:27,355 --> 00:57:32,515 "No, I'm afraid we're fully booked into the present." 734 00:57:32,526 --> 00:57:37,396 "It was about two years ago when I went through this awful, ashamed-to-be-rich stage." 735 00:57:37,397 --> 00:57:40,227 "- You know. - I think we all felt like that." 736 00:57:40,233 --> 00:57:44,973 "- I didn't. - Of course Tim's pissed away billions in the last 12 months." 737 00:57:44,970 --> 00:57:47,400 "And he's such a rotten card player." 738 00:57:47,405 --> 00:57:52,705 "- That's how he lost Berkshire. - [laughter]" 739 00:57:52,709 --> 00:57:56,539 "[playing soft music on piano]" 740 00:57:56,546 --> 00:57:59,176 "Oh come on, Dickie, do jazz it up a bit." 741 00:57:59,181 --> 00:58:02,281 "- Jeremy! - Oh, shut up! It's my birthday." 742 00:58:02,284 --> 00:58:06,594 "¶ It's my birthday, I love singing in my white suit ¶" 743 00:58:06,587 --> 00:58:09,517 "¶ Sing along ¶" 744 00:58:09,523 --> 00:58:11,123 "¶ Oh, fuck me ¶" 745 00:58:11,124 --> 00:58:14,134 "[indistinct chatter]" 746 00:58:14,127 --> 00:58:16,427 "Two koalas, sliced." 747 00:58:16,429 --> 00:58:18,899 "Two koalas." 748 00:58:20,465 --> 00:58:22,925 "Uh-huh. Uh-huh, yeah." 749 00:58:22,934 --> 00:58:26,404 "Yeah. Well, you know, it's just that I'm perfect casting." 750 00:58:26,404 --> 00:58:29,714 "And everybody knows it. Uh-huh. Yeah." 751 00:58:29,707 --> 00:58:33,737 "Yeah. What? Well, it's... it's just not easy" 752 00:58:33,743 --> 00:58:35,483 "when you're as good-looking as I am." 753 00:58:35,478 --> 00:58:39,948 "[singing indistinctly]" 754 00:58:44,286 --> 00:58:47,716 "[man continues singing]" 755 00:58:53,627 --> 00:58:56,527 "I'm thinking about the main course." 756 00:58:56,529 --> 00:58:58,629 "Uh-huh." 757 00:58:58,631 --> 00:59:02,231 "I hear you're leaving us to become a film star." 758 00:59:02,234 --> 00:59:04,174 "Yeah. Yeah, that's right." 759 00:59:04,169 --> 00:59:07,099 "You're gonna have to pay to see me from now on." 760 00:59:07,105 --> 00:59:09,805 "[chuckles]" 761 00:59:09,807 --> 00:59:13,367 "- What's the film? - It's a remake of Fort Apache." 762 00:59:13,376 --> 00:59:14,636 "[thudding]" 763 00:59:16,311 --> 00:59:20,851 "¶ I'm so rich I'm so bloody rich ¶" 764 00:59:21,515 --> 00:59:25,575 "[laughs]" 765 00:59:36,595 --> 00:59:39,025 "- Waiter! - Yes?" 766 00:59:39,030 --> 00:59:41,660 "[woman screams]" 767 00:59:41,665 --> 00:59:44,625 "[laughing]" 768 00:59:59,148 --> 01:00:03,848 "Mysterious enough for you, Mr. Dupont?" 769 01:00:04,519 --> 01:00:07,649 "Oh, don't be so stupid." 770 01:00:09,256 --> 01:00:11,556 "That was..." 771 01:00:13,525 --> 01:00:15,925 "[screams]" 772 01:00:15,927 --> 01:00:18,457 "[all shouting, screaming]" 773 01:00:18,462 --> 01:00:21,062 "Die, mint eaters!" 774 01:01:24,794 --> 01:01:29,264 "Are we taking scalps? [laughs]" 775 01:01:29,264 --> 01:01:32,734 "[humming]" 776 01:01:32,734 --> 01:01:35,174 "Ba-ba-ba-bum!" 777 01:01:35,169 --> 01:01:37,039 "[chuckles]" 778 01:01:37,037 --> 01:01:39,297 "- [hums] - [laughs]" 779 01:01:40,706 --> 01:01:43,666 "[Nosh] Sandra! Sandra!" 780 01:01:43,675 --> 01:01:45,705 "Oh..." 781 01:01:56,019 --> 01:01:59,119 "- What do you want? - Let me in, Sandra." 782 01:01:59,122 --> 01:02:02,292 "- Go away, we're through! - Please, Sandra!" 783 01:02:02,291 --> 01:02:04,361 "Let me in. I'd like to have a slash." 784 01:02:04,359 --> 01:02:07,829 "Go see Lady Muck, you're not coming in here." 785 01:02:07,829 --> 01:02:11,199 "- I'm coming in! - Oh, no, you're not." 786 01:02:11,199 --> 01:02:15,699 "- I changed the locks. - Ooh, you... cow!" 787 01:02:20,174 --> 01:02:22,214 "[pants unzip]" 788 01:02:23,343 --> 01:02:26,713 "[urinating]" 789 01:02:26,713 --> 01:02:29,613 "- Here, are you on? - Of course, sir." 790 01:02:29,615 --> 01:02:32,215 "Do us a favor, shoot that lock off." 791 01:02:32,217 --> 01:02:34,047 "Yes, sir." 792 01:02:48,865 --> 01:02:51,595 "I'm afraid it's bolted on the inside, sir." 793 01:02:51,601 --> 01:02:54,401 "Oh, bollocks." 794 01:02:57,372 --> 01:02:59,912 "Here, you wanna be a soldier one day?" 795 01:02:59,907 --> 01:03:03,207 "- Yes, sir, I do. - Give us a tenner then." 796 01:03:11,184 --> 01:03:13,184 "Didn't this used to be Bastards?" 797 01:03:13,186 --> 01:03:17,086 "Yes, it's under new management. I thought we'd give it a try." 798 01:03:23,061 --> 01:03:25,791 "[soft piano music plays]" 799 01:03:27,531 --> 01:03:31,071 "- Um, are you the manager? - Mind your own business." 800 01:03:31,067 --> 01:03:33,667 "[laughs] We'd like to book a table for two." 801 01:03:33,669 --> 01:03:37,539 "We're fully booked. Anyway, you look fat enough already." 802 01:03:37,539 --> 01:03:39,469 "[laughs] Do you hear that, darling?" 803 01:03:39,474 --> 01:03:42,614 "Apparently, we're too fat! I love it!" 804 01:03:42,610 --> 01:03:46,580 "Yes, you must squeeze us in somehow. We hate polite restaurants." 805 01:03:46,580 --> 01:03:49,050 "- No, piss off. - Oh, please." 806 01:03:49,049 --> 01:03:52,119 "- Look, here's some cash. - Very well." 807 01:03:52,118 --> 01:03:56,548 "But you don't really fit in, so sit in that corner and keep your trap shut." 808 01:03:56,555 --> 01:04:00,355 "- Thank you so much. - Shut your face." 809 01:04:00,358 --> 01:04:02,288 "[man] This is the place they're all talking about." 810 01:04:02,293 --> 01:04:04,363 "- [indistinct chatter] - Eat The Rich, how very witty!" 811 01:04:04,361 --> 01:04:06,961 "[woman] Take my daughter, anything. Come on, push!" 812 01:04:06,963 --> 01:04:10,033 "- We were here first! - [all yelling]" 813 01:04:14,036 --> 01:04:18,466 "- Sit down there, you bastard. - It's great, they really hate us here, don't they?" 814 01:04:18,473 --> 01:04:23,043 "Yes! Isn't it fab? I told you it's the in place to come." 815 01:04:23,043 --> 01:04:27,083 "- It certainly is. - What do you want to stuff yourself with, ponce?" 816 01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:29,680 "Oh, such fun. Uh, what's the soup of the day?" 817 01:04:29,682 --> 01:04:32,422 "Manager with rice or chips." 818 01:04:32,418 --> 01:04:35,988 "You're much too ugly to eat in here." 819 01:04:35,988 --> 01:04:38,048 "But you must let me in!" 820 01:04:38,056 --> 01:04:41,616 "- Please! I know Jack Nicholson! - No!" 821 01:04:41,626 --> 01:04:44,426 "Get lost, starfucker!" 822 01:04:57,373 --> 01:05:01,443 "- Yes? - Table for two, please." 823 01:05:05,813 --> 01:05:08,913 "Over there." 824 01:05:08,916 --> 01:05:11,576 "Eat The Rich?" 825 01:05:11,585 --> 01:05:13,785 "Feed the poor?" 826 01:05:13,787 --> 01:05:16,247 "[chuckles] Yes." 827 01:05:25,765 --> 01:05:28,565 "Oh, look up, darling." 828 01:05:33,604 --> 01:05:37,214 "[scoffs]" 829 01:05:42,578 --> 01:05:47,748 "Spider, I've got some rather bad news." 830 01:05:47,749 --> 01:05:49,649 "Go on, then, surprise me." 831 01:05:49,650 --> 01:05:53,950 "The Russians have ordered me to defect to Moscow." 832 01:05:53,953 --> 01:05:56,993 "- When is that then? - I can't say." 833 01:05:56,989 --> 01:05:59,589 "I failed to stop Nosher Powell." 834 01:06:01,192 --> 01:06:04,192 "Now they're worried that he might expose them." 835 01:06:04,195 --> 01:06:08,255 "[sobs] God, I feel so effing lost." 836 01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,430 "Well, don't start crying here." 837 01:06:20,475 --> 01:06:23,605 "Excuse me, I just seen someone I used to know." 838 01:06:51,504 --> 01:06:54,874 "- Two more managers with chips. - We're running out of manager!" 839 01:06:54,874 --> 01:06:59,114 "Blimey, we'll have to start on the customers then." 840 01:06:59,110 --> 01:07:02,110 "Don't put so much salt in next time." 841 01:07:06,683 --> 01:07:09,053 "I'd stick to the chips if I was you." 842 01:07:09,052 --> 01:07:11,652 "Why?" 843 01:07:11,654 --> 01:07:15,264 "Somebody's just been handed to us on a plate." 844 01:07:20,862 --> 01:07:23,732 "Ah. I see." 845 01:07:39,546 --> 01:07:42,006 "[laughs]" 846 01:07:42,015 --> 01:07:43,645 "Good grief." 847 01:07:43,649 --> 01:07:46,819 "These people are eating their way through the jetset." 848 01:07:46,818 --> 01:07:51,148 "You're not coming in here! Hush up! Millionaires only." 849 01:07:51,155 --> 01:07:55,955 "Incredible. Just incredible." 850 01:07:55,958 --> 01:07:58,488 "It's a bit naughty, isn't it?" 851 01:07:58,493 --> 01:08:00,693 "Come through five minutes, sir." 852 01:08:03,464 --> 01:08:06,474 "Hm..." 853 01:08:06,467 --> 01:08:08,497 "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" 854 01:08:08,502 --> 01:08:11,402 "Paper, morning paper. Prime Minister missing." 855 01:08:11,404 --> 01:08:14,544 "Paper, morning paper. Prime minister missing." 856 01:08:14,540 --> 01:08:16,670 "Thank you, guv. Thank you. Morning, guv." 857 01:08:16,675 --> 01:08:19,875 "How's spying going, all right? Paper, morning paper." 858 01:08:19,878 --> 01:08:22,778 "Prime minister missing. Paper!" 859 01:08:22,780 --> 01:08:25,350 "[snoring]" 860 01:08:35,825 --> 01:08:39,125 "[moaning] She slung me out." 861 01:08:39,128 --> 01:08:43,598 "- [groans] - Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that." 862 01:08:46,233 --> 01:08:48,833 "Marriage is on the rocks." 863 01:08:48,835 --> 01:08:51,095 "She wants a divorce." 864 01:08:51,103 --> 01:08:54,243 "Oh, dear." 865 01:08:55,640 --> 01:08:58,570 "You always seemed the perfect couple." 866 01:08:58,576 --> 01:09:00,836 "Everyone in government thought so." 867 01:09:00,844 --> 01:09:03,384 "Yeah. You're right." 868 01:09:03,379 --> 01:09:09,479 "They want to take over the eastern when I'm gone." 869 01:09:09,484 --> 01:09:12,584 "I ain't got no missus." 870 01:09:14,487 --> 01:09:19,787 "Mrs. Powell always struck me as a deeply romantic woman." 871 01:09:21,826 --> 01:09:24,086 "Perhaps, with the pressures of government," 872 01:09:24,094 --> 01:09:27,334 "you may have overlooked those intimate little touches" 873 01:09:27,330 --> 01:09:32,430 "that a woman of her... je ne sais quoi craves." 874 01:09:34,102 --> 01:09:36,502 "Why don't you take her out to dinner?" 875 01:09:38,639 --> 01:09:42,039 "- I can't do that. - Why not?" 876 01:09:42,042 --> 01:09:44,142 "You know, it's a funny thing." 877 01:09:44,144 --> 01:09:47,984 "But there's only one thing she'll eat." 878 01:09:47,980 --> 01:09:51,310 "- What's that? - Mince." 879 01:09:56,353 --> 01:09:59,853 "[Sandra] Anything's possible. [chuckles]" 880 01:09:59,856 --> 01:10:05,026 "[both whispering]" 881 01:10:05,027 --> 01:10:07,627 "- [loud pop] - [Nosh grunts]" 882 01:10:07,629 --> 01:10:11,199 "- Shall I pour? - Fill her up." 883 01:10:13,768 --> 01:10:18,138 "Well, you've certainly gone out of your way to make up, Nosh." 884 01:10:18,138 --> 01:10:22,638 "Jewels, furs and champagne." 885 01:10:23,875 --> 01:10:26,575 "So when do I get me front door key back?" 886 01:10:26,577 --> 01:10:28,377 "[chuckles]" 887 01:10:28,378 --> 01:10:32,008 "Maybe you will, and maybe you won't." 888 01:10:32,014 --> 01:10:34,754 "Let's see how the evening goes." 889 01:10:36,016 --> 01:10:38,646 "[sighs]" 890 01:10:41,787 --> 01:10:45,357 "Are you sure this is the latest in place?" 891 01:10:45,357 --> 01:10:47,357 "I can't imagine the Prime Minister wanting..." 892 01:10:47,359 --> 01:10:50,089 "Don't start that old bollocks again!" 893 01:10:50,095 --> 01:10:53,195 "- All right. - Oi! Sambo!" 894 01:10:53,198 --> 01:10:56,628 "- What's special tonight? - Meat." 895 01:10:58,301 --> 01:11:01,901 "- What's he doing? - Holding cutlery." 896 01:11:01,904 --> 01:11:06,944 "- [squishing] - [Fiona moans]" 897 01:11:06,942 --> 01:11:09,482 "You all right, love? You look about peaked." 898 01:11:09,477 --> 01:11:14,607 "It's the baby. Jimmy, I'm having a baby!" 899 01:11:14,614 --> 01:11:16,414 "Oh, blimey!" 900 01:11:16,415 --> 01:11:19,615 "I'm giving birth. Look." 901 01:11:20,784 --> 01:11:22,884 "Any second, I'd say." 902 01:11:22,886 --> 01:11:27,186 "Jimmy, I want to do it Leboyer method." 903 01:11:27,189 --> 01:11:29,589 "Leboyer? What's that?" 904 01:11:29,591 --> 01:11:33,561 "[panting] Natural childbirth." 905 01:11:35,396 --> 01:11:38,226 "No painkillers. [screams]" 906 01:11:38,232 --> 01:11:42,232 "Just soft light and soft music." 907 01:11:42,235 --> 01:11:44,695 "[moaning]" 908 01:11:47,539 --> 01:11:50,469 "¶ Dear little baby ¶" 909 01:11:50,475 --> 01:11:52,675 "¶ You're on your way ¶" 910 01:11:52,677 --> 01:11:54,707 "¶ Dear little baby ¶" 911 01:11:54,712 --> 01:11:57,012 "¶ Have a nice day ¶" 912 01:11:57,014 --> 01:11:59,284 "[screaming]" 913 01:12:03,419 --> 01:12:06,849 "We're running out of old customers!" 914 01:12:06,855 --> 01:12:11,085 "- Well, improvise. - [laughter]" 915 01:12:19,032 --> 01:12:22,332 "It's a scream, isn't it? I'm just off to the loo." 916 01:12:22,335 --> 01:12:24,895 "[man speaks indistinctly]" 917 01:12:24,904 --> 01:12:27,374 "[laughs]" 918 01:12:27,373 --> 01:12:29,043 "Evening." 919 01:12:32,944 --> 01:12:34,944 "[moaning]" 920 01:12:37,180 --> 01:12:39,350 "One more push." 921 01:12:39,348 --> 01:12:42,548 "- [moans] - There it is." 922 01:12:42,551 --> 01:12:46,021 "Oh, it's a little boy." 923 01:12:46,021 --> 01:12:51,561 "- [baby crying] - Oh! He's beautiful!" 924 01:12:51,559 --> 01:12:55,859 "Oh! My little baby boy!" 925 01:12:55,862 --> 01:12:58,262 "What are we going to call you?" 926 01:12:58,264 --> 01:13:01,904 "I always thought Esquis was rather a lovely name." 927 01:13:01,900 --> 01:13:06,040 "Yes, that is a lovely name. Hello, Esquis." 928 01:13:06,037 --> 01:13:09,137 "[laughter]" 929 01:13:17,047 --> 01:13:19,847 "- It's arrived. - What's he doing?" 930 01:13:19,849 --> 01:13:22,379 "Sniffing it." 931 01:13:23,451 --> 01:13:25,881 "One bite, that's all I need." 932 01:13:25,886 --> 01:13:27,886 "Oh, shit, he's calling the waiter." 933 01:13:27,888 --> 01:13:30,618 "- I can't bear it. - Something's happening." 934 01:13:30,624 --> 01:13:34,494 "- What's happening? - Wait a minute." 935 01:13:34,494 --> 01:13:37,604 "It's tomato sauce, guv." 936 01:13:40,733 --> 01:13:42,203 "Come on." 937 01:13:42,201 --> 01:13:46,041 "Come on, just one large mouthful for Uncle Spider." 938 01:13:46,037 --> 01:13:49,437 "It's going in. It's in." 939 01:13:51,274 --> 01:13:53,214 "Has he swallowed?" 940 01:13:53,209 --> 01:13:54,879 "Wait a minute, wait a minute." 941 01:13:56,678 --> 01:14:00,348 "Yes, like a 30-dollar blowjob, governor." 942 01:14:00,347 --> 01:14:02,977 "Get me the police." 943 01:14:02,982 --> 01:14:04,952 "Here, Mrs. Powell." 944 01:14:04,950 --> 01:14:08,620 "This tastes very much like human flesh to me." 945 01:14:08,620 --> 01:14:11,050 "Yes, it does, doesn't it?" 946 01:14:12,456 --> 01:14:15,086 "[siren wailing]" 947 01:14:20,195 --> 01:14:24,695 "[police radio chatter]" 948 01:14:27,534 --> 01:14:29,574 "This is the police." 949 01:14:29,569 --> 01:14:32,969 "Lay down your knives and forks." 950 01:14:32,972 --> 01:14:36,142 "[clattering]" 951 01:14:39,177 --> 01:14:42,137 "You have all been eating the Prime Minister." 952 01:14:42,146 --> 01:14:45,176 "[all retching]" 953 01:14:53,957 --> 01:14:56,117 "Let's go!" 954 01:15:01,029 --> 01:15:03,199 "Quick! Out the back!" 955 01:15:11,204 --> 01:15:13,074 "[engine sputtering]" 956 01:15:13,072 --> 01:15:15,712 "Hey, you! You!" 957 01:15:15,707 --> 01:15:17,737 "I want a cover-up!" 958 01:15:17,742 --> 01:15:20,382 "I want a complete cover-up in this whole business!" 959 01:15:20,377 --> 01:15:24,247 "If the press find out that I've been eating the Prime Minister." 960 01:15:24,247 --> 01:15:27,647 "I lose the election! I want a whitewash!" 961 01:15:27,650 --> 01:15:30,720 "A complete fucking whitewash!" 962 01:15:32,487 --> 01:15:35,387 "[man] Mince massacre. The front cover!" 963 01:15:35,389 --> 01:15:39,559 "[all chattering]" 964 01:15:45,798 --> 01:15:48,998 "- A baby? - It's a boy." 965 01:15:49,001 --> 01:15:51,331 "A boy." 966 01:15:51,336 --> 01:15:54,036 "A baby boy." 967 01:15:56,206 --> 01:16:00,706 "- A little baby boy. - Isn't he beautiful?" 968 01:16:01,509 --> 01:16:03,609 "It's my son, isn't it?" 969 01:16:03,611 --> 01:16:06,981 "- It's my son! - No! You can't have him." 970 01:16:06,981 --> 01:16:10,921 "- He's mine! - [babbling]" 971 01:16:10,917 --> 01:16:13,777 "[laughs] Cootchie-cootchie-cootchie!" 972 01:16:13,786 --> 01:16:16,886 "[engine sputtering]" 973 01:16:16,889 --> 01:16:20,119 "- Where's Fiona? - I'll go back for her." 974 01:16:22,060 --> 01:16:25,190 "[sobbing]" 975 01:16:25,196 --> 01:16:27,426 "Fiona!" 976 01:16:27,431 --> 01:16:30,931 "He took my baby!" 977 01:16:30,934 --> 01:16:35,404 "- Who? - [sobbing]" 978 01:16:35,404 --> 01:16:39,144 "Oh...!" 979 01:16:42,077 --> 01:16:44,637 "[screams]" 980 01:16:44,646 --> 01:16:47,806 "[man] This way, please, Nosh. That's right, hold there, Nosh. That's lovely." 981 01:16:47,815 --> 01:16:51,945 "Look, rescue bid pays off. Nosh has saved the baby from being eaten alive." 982 01:16:51,952 --> 01:16:54,592 "- It's my baby. - [man] One more, Nosh." 983 01:16:54,587 --> 01:16:57,387 "- It's my baby son. - [screaming]" 984 01:16:57,389 --> 01:16:59,459 "- He's all mine. - [all] Aw!" 985 01:16:59,457 --> 01:17:02,017 "- Who's the secret saucy mum, Nosh? - [screaming]" 986 01:17:02,026 --> 01:17:06,356 "- There he is. The heavyweight champion of the world. - That's lovely. And again." 987 01:17:06,363 --> 01:17:10,833 "- The next heavyweight champion! - [screaming]" 988 01:17:12,634 --> 01:17:14,874 "[screaming]" 989 01:17:21,041 --> 01:17:23,341 "[grunting]" 990 01:17:36,622 --> 01:17:38,792 "[growling]" 991 01:17:52,570 --> 01:17:54,340 "[growling]" 992 01:17:57,173 --> 01:17:59,313 "[rock music plays]" 993 01:18:01,677 --> 01:18:04,207 "[yelling]" 994 01:18:15,622 --> 01:18:19,522 "¶ You're playing tricks, babe And that's a fact ¶" 995 01:18:19,525 --> 01:18:23,655 "¶ Your magic circle ain't where it's at ¶" 996 01:18:23,662 --> 01:18:27,432 "¶ One moment you were here and then you disappeared ¶" 997 01:18:27,432 --> 01:18:31,732 "¶ This ain't the first time that I've caught your act ¶" 998 01:18:33,270 --> 01:18:35,840 "¶ Nothing up my sleeve, babe ¶" 999 01:18:36,940 --> 01:18:40,840 "¶ Watch out, watch out ¶" 1000 01:18:40,843 --> 01:18:43,213 "¶ Magic's what you need, babe ¶" 1001 01:18:44,213 --> 01:18:46,283 "¶ Just like that ¶¶" 1002 01:18:51,385 --> 01:18:53,815 "- [gunshot] - [screams]" 1003 01:19:02,828 --> 01:19:05,428 "- Where's my son? - I... I don't know." 1004 01:19:05,430 --> 01:19:09,100 "They... somebody must have taken him." 1005 01:19:09,100 --> 01:19:11,300 "No!" 1006 01:19:11,302 --> 01:19:15,172 "- He's mine! I want him! - Leave him, Nosh." 1007 01:19:15,171 --> 01:19:17,701 "- Give me that gun! - No!" 1008 01:19:17,706 --> 01:19:20,966 "No more killing! Please, Nosh!" 1009 01:19:20,975 --> 01:19:24,805 "I've never killed anybody in my life." 1010 01:19:24,812 --> 01:19:29,882 "But I'll kill any bastard that takes my son!" 1011 01:19:31,316 --> 01:19:33,616 "Nosh!" 1012 01:19:33,618 --> 01:19:36,218 "Nosh!" 1013 01:19:36,220 --> 01:19:38,790 "[Fiona sobbing]" 1014 01:19:38,789 --> 01:19:43,889 "I've got to go back. I want my baby!" 1015 01:19:43,893 --> 01:19:46,863 "You can't, love. It's too dangerous." 1016 01:19:46,862 --> 01:19:51,632 "- He'll kill you. - I'd rather die than leave Esquis with that man." 1017 01:19:51,633 --> 01:19:55,203 "I'm sorry, boys. I'm a mother now. I've got to go." 1018 01:19:55,203 --> 01:19:58,203 "- Anarchy in the UK! - [Jimmy] Don't be daft!" 1019 01:19:58,206 --> 01:20:02,006 "Let's think about this for a moment." 1020 01:20:07,514 --> 01:20:09,854 "- We'll all go. - What?" 1021 01:20:09,849 --> 01:20:12,479 "We're going back for Esquis." 1022 01:20:24,762 --> 01:20:26,902 "Fuck me." 1023 01:20:28,431 --> 01:20:30,201 "[Alex] One shot." 1024 01:20:30,199 --> 01:20:34,399 "One clear shot. That's all I need." 1025 01:20:34,402 --> 01:20:38,472 "- You're joking. - Not this time, Jimmy." 1026 01:21:19,546 --> 01:21:24,376 "Stop right there, unless you want a fucking arrow through your head." 1027 01:21:26,885 --> 01:21:29,815 "It's you." 1028 01:21:31,455 --> 01:21:33,415 "A child needs its mother." 1029 01:21:36,959 --> 01:21:39,889 "[baby crying]" 1030 01:21:47,736 --> 01:21:51,136 "- Who are you? - A friend." 1031 01:21:53,774 --> 01:21:56,784 "- Where's Ron? - He's dead." 1032 01:21:56,777 --> 01:22:00,177 "Ron's dead?" 1033 01:22:00,180 --> 01:22:03,410 "- He was shot. - Oh." 1034 01:22:03,416 --> 01:22:06,046 "In the back." 1035 01:22:06,951 --> 01:22:09,421 "He's coming for you, Alex." 1036 01:22:14,958 --> 01:22:18,088 "Come on, let's go." 1037 01:22:18,094 --> 01:22:21,804 "- I'm not coming, Jimmy. - Aye?" 1038 01:22:21,797 --> 01:22:24,697 "You take Fiona and the baby." 1039 01:22:24,699 --> 01:22:27,369 "I'm gonna wait here for Ron." 1040 01:22:27,368 --> 01:22:30,068 "Ron? What are you talking about?" 1041 01:22:47,620 --> 01:22:49,350 "Oh." 1042 01:22:51,723 --> 01:22:55,023 "Go on. I'll be all right, Jimmy." 1043 01:22:55,026 --> 01:22:58,686 "Here. You better have one of these, mate." 1044 01:22:58,696 --> 01:23:02,596 "- No, thanks. - Go on. Take one, please." 1045 01:23:02,599 --> 01:23:05,899 "All right. Thanks." 1046 01:23:05,902 --> 01:23:08,442 "The blue ones are best." 1047 01:23:10,906 --> 01:23:13,536 "Very kind, the both of you." 1048 01:23:13,541 --> 01:23:16,141 "It don't matter." 1049 01:23:18,844 --> 01:23:24,184 "Go on! Get the hell out of here, Jimmy! Go while you still can!" 1050 01:23:24,182 --> 01:23:27,582 "[music swells]" 1051 01:24:01,151 --> 01:24:03,921 "The summer's nearly gone." 1052 01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:06,520 "It has that nip in the air." 1053 01:24:12,560 --> 01:24:15,390 "- I don't suppose... - What's that?" 1054 01:24:15,396 --> 01:24:17,456 "- What? - That noise." 1055 01:24:21,734 --> 01:24:26,504 "[Nosh yelling]" 1056 01:24:26,505 --> 01:24:30,065 "I want my son!" 1057 01:24:47,692 --> 01:24:49,732 "Thanks for everything." 1058 01:24:51,495 --> 01:24:52,725 "Not at all." 1059 01:24:55,564 --> 01:24:57,304 "Give me my son!" 1060 01:24:57,299 --> 01:24:59,829 "I want my son!" 1061 01:25:02,937 --> 01:25:05,937 "- My son! - You're too late." 1062 01:25:05,940 --> 01:25:08,470 "- He's gone! - Fuck you!" 1063 01:25:08,475 --> 01:25:11,775 "Give me my son, or else I'll fill you full of lead!" 1064 01:25:12,711 --> 01:25:14,211 "Oh!" 1065 01:25:14,212 --> 01:25:16,652 "You bastard!" 1066 01:25:16,647 --> 01:25:19,007 "Give... me..." 1067 01:25:19,016 --> 01:25:22,016 "...my... fucking..." 1068 01:25:22,019 --> 01:25:24,119 "...son! Where is my son?!" 1069 01:25:24,121 --> 01:25:26,821 "Oh! Oh!" 1070 01:26:25,514 --> 01:26:29,424 "- [Nosh] Are you dead yet? - [Alex] No!" 1071 01:26:29,417 --> 01:26:31,777 "[Nosh] Me neither." 1072 01:26:31,786 --> 01:26:34,746 "[Alex] What about now?" 1073 01:26:34,755 --> 01:26:39,385 "[Nosh] Death's a great equalizer, isn't it?" 1074 01:26:39,392 --> 01:26:44,632 "[Alex] Isn't it a pity we can't be more equal in life?" 1075 01:26:44,630 --> 01:26:46,900 "[Nosh] Don't start that old commie bollocks again." 1076 01:26:46,898 --> 01:26:50,668 "[Alex] Look, if you want to meet your maker," 1077 01:26:50,667 --> 01:26:53,367 "you better clean up your act." 1078 01:26:55,037 --> 01:26:58,137 "[Nosh laughs]" 1079 01:26:58,140 --> 01:27:01,340 "What's black, with curly hair," 1080 01:27:01,343 --> 01:27:04,983 "- and full of holes? - [Alex] What?" 1081 01:27:04,979 --> 01:27:08,509 "[Nosh] You. [laughs]" 1082 01:27:08,515 --> 01:27:11,845 "[Alex] OK. What's old," 1083 01:27:11,851 --> 01:27:16,591 "stupid, and only got half a stomach?" 1084 01:27:16,588 --> 01:27:19,258 "- [Nosh] What? - [Alex] You!" 1085 01:27:19,257 --> 01:27:22,257 "[both laugh]" 1086 01:27:27,064 --> 01:27:29,834 "[Nosh] Knock knock." 1087 01:27:33,836 --> 01:27:36,496 "- [man] One, two, three! - [rock music plays]" 1088 01:27:36,505 --> 01:27:39,235 "¶ All right, all right ¶" 1089 01:27:39,241 --> 01:27:42,541 "¶ I hope you sons of bitches see the light ¶" 1090 01:27:42,544 --> 01:27:45,514 "¶ You again, you again ¶" 1091 01:27:45,513 --> 01:27:48,783 "¶ I know you've got a mental age of ten ¶" 1092 01:27:48,782 --> 01:27:51,822 "¶ Listen up, listen up ¶" 1093 01:27:51,818 --> 01:27:55,248 "¶ I wouldn't swap you for a thousand bucks ¶" 1094 01:27:55,254 --> 01:27:58,154 "¶ Come on, you're the one ¶" 1095 01:27:58,156 --> 01:28:01,416 "¶ I think I'm going to switch your laser on ¶" 1096 01:28:01,425 --> 01:28:05,325 "¶ I've got the medicine you need ¶" 1097 01:28:07,630 --> 01:28:11,630 "¶ I've got the power I've got the speed ¶" 1098 01:28:13,668 --> 01:28:17,798 "¶ I'll find out how to stop your clock ¶" 1099 01:28:20,107 --> 01:28:24,577 "¶ We sure ain't talking Dr. Spock ¶" 1100 01:28:27,647 --> 01:28:31,547 "¶ Hear me talking, Dr. Rock ¶" 1101 01:28:31,550 --> 01:28:34,620 "¶ Lie down, turn around ¶" 1102 01:28:34,619 --> 01:28:38,019 "¶ Here come the sister Gonna strip you down ¶" 1103 01:28:38,022 --> 01:28:40,792 "¶ Shut up, breathe in ¶" 1104 01:28:40,791 --> 01:28:44,391 "¶ Let's have the address of your next of kin ¶" 1105 01:28:44,394 --> 01:28:47,194 "¶ Chin up, shoulders back ¶" 1106 01:28:47,196 --> 01:28:50,726 "¶ You've got a body like a Marshall stack ¶" 1107 01:28:50,732 --> 01:28:53,772 "¶ Keep still Take your pill ¶" 1108 01:28:53,768 --> 01:28:57,268 "¶ Or I'm gonna make you really ill ¶¶" 80797

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