All language subtitles for Below.Deck.S07E18.Big.Girls.Do.Cry.720p.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON

- Previously this season
on "below deck"...

Do you mind if I put the cold
wine back in the cold fridge?

- No.
- Is it just your fridge?

- Yeah.

- Everything's gotta be
a fight with him.

- Kate treats
us all like bitches,

but I'm not here to get
treated like a bitch.

- [bleep] off!
I don't ----ing like you.

- I'm absolutely done
with rhylee's sh--.

- Hey, listen, we'll set a
sex date after the night out.

I'm hopeful with kate.

It's a marathon, not a sprint.

- All right, lovely.
I'll see you later.

With courtney and myself,
I don't really know

where we stand, exactly.

So maybe we should
have a conversation.

- Brian texts me and was like,

"well, we're just
having fun, right?"

- awkward.

- [ crying ]
- hey.

- I hate this boat!

- I'm sick of you and
your ----ing attitude.

Everybody feels that way
about you, kate.

- I don't wanna hear slamming
doors and loud voices.

- Copy that, cap.
- Copy.

- Copy.

- Yeah, I'll take the drinks.

- Jemele hill,
you need to serve them

a naughty
bachelorette-themed cake.

- That's gonna be a girthy cock.

- I'm gonna make it the best
goddamned cock cake I can.

- This is perfect.
- Go--go, go, go.

- This entire season,
kevin has been a dick to me.

- Wow.
- Oh--

- wow.
- Wow.

- Oh, where is she?
- She went to bed.

Who's the dick now, kevin?

- Um... I'm not taking
a bite.

- Um--
- wow.

- Oh--

- um--

- kevin, would you like
to present your dessert?

- Oh, where is she?
- She went to bed.

- What is happening?
- Oh, my goodness.

- Uh, kate, now what
do we do with it?

Oh, my god.

- No, I don't know
that she's coming back,

but they would like
to enjoy your dessert.

- I'm not taking a bite.

- I'll cut this up out back.
- Okay, thank you.

- All right.
- Thank you.

- I'm having a laugh,
what's the big deal?

It can't be the first time
kevin's been embarrassed

by how underwhelmed someone
was when he showed his penis.

- I'm really disappointed
in that reaction.

- Oh, so by the way, the primary
was a little too drunk,

and she went to bed.

- That was just
----ing pathetic.

- Right, they got to see
your beautiful handiwork.

Look at you, just--
- oh!

- Oh! Ow.

- It's not my fault
the primary went to sleep.

- I know, it's the ----ing look
that they all had,

like, "what the [bleep]
are you doing."

it's the last dessert.

This is ----ing embarrassing.

I put a lot of effort
into this cake,

and now I just look
like an idiot.

- Well, they ordered it,
it's on their preference sheet.

And I see kate,
and the look in her eyes,

and it's an evil, divine look,
and she's got me good here.

This is a pretty evil kind
of bitch move.

- His balls taste so good.
- Can we just take it out?

Can we take it out
like that, please?

- Well, I'm sorry about that.

I guess it's subject
to interpretation.

- Thank you.
- Yep.

- There you go.

- The whole thing
is a little bit awkward,

but kevin's overreacting.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- Mm.

- This is very good.
- This is so delicious.

- Yeah.

[ jemele snoring ]

- I don't feel that bad for him.

He's been in
a weird mood all night,

when he was screaming
at me over lunch things.

- Yeah, maybe I could have
told him that you know,

the primary, the bachelorette,
is no longer there.

[ jemele snoring ]

- but I chose to say
"set that big, erect cake

you've made right
in front of the captain."

- this season is just a
sh---show, seriously.

Kate definitely set kevin
up for embarrassment,

and she's enjoying it.

Like, it's defeating,

especially when you're
just working so hard.

Like, that is
just being selfish.

I think she's vile.

- Have you tried
any of this yet?

- I did.

- I've really enjoyed
our dinner tonight.

- Thank you so much for
everything.

- You're very welcome.
- Thank you so much.

- You're welcome.
- Great, get some rest.

- Enjoy.
- All right, good night.

- Thank you.

- Deck crew, deck crew,
meet me on the bow, please.

- Yep, on my way.

- I know.
- You know?

- I feel like that's kind
of an overreaction.

- Um, brian and rhy,
you guys are on lates again.

I just want us to
finish strong tomorrow,

so let's just keep focused
till the very end.

If we can just get the decks
rinsed this evening,

just that it's
ready for tomorrow.

In the beginning,
when rhylee joined the boat,

my main objective was
to make her feel included

and to fill the voids
that she felt

she had last season
with chandler and ross.

- You speak to me
condescendingly one more time,

I'm taking it to
----ing captain.

- You're trying to do too
much on your own.

- Got it. I said I got it
five ----ing times.

- Even though
she disrespected me,

I do not want to finish
the season

with fighting and
animosity happening.

I just wanna squash
this whole thing.

Cool, guys.
I will see you in the morning.

- Have a good rest.

- Oh, thank you.

- I wish you the best too.

- [bleep]

it was embarrassing
for the last charter.

- Yep, yeah, I agree.

- They were just having
such a ball and enjoying it.

Jesus christ.

- It's the last night.
I'll see you in the morning.

I'll see you in the morning.

[ phone ringing ]

- yeah, what's going on?

- Good, pretty
much finished up

before we drop them off
tomorrow.

- What?

How does your--how does
your mind go right to there?

I love my mom.
She's just so soft and gentle.

If she was on the boat
with us, she'd be like,

"oh, why is everyone so
upset with each other.

Guys, please stop.
Please?"

- I should go to bed.
I have to shower before bed.

- All right, love you guys.

- Goodbye.

[ sighs ]

- I'm going down, I'll see
you in the morning, bro.

- See you in the morning, bro.

- All right, bro.
- All right, pal.

- Thank you.

- Great season, everyone.

Kate?
- Yeah?

- I wanna go out and
apologize to be honest.

- Um, that would be so weird.

- Maybe I should sleep on it,

but I'd feel like apologizing
tomorrow morning.

- They literally loved it.
They thought it was delicious.

They all ate the cake.
Captain lee even ate it.

- It was--it was gorgeous.

- You should have seen the look
on their face, like, when I--

- but that's because you
walked out there, and you go,

"the sparkler went out."
that's what sparklers do.

- No, no, no, I didn't say
the sparkler went out.

- Yeah, you did.

- I said, "where the [bleep]'s
the primary."

that's what I said.
- Oh, that's--oh, that's better.

And then you--and then
you started--

- but where was the information
there, you know what I mean?

- Okay, well, you're
not gonna serve dessert?

- But it was for her, you know?

Just looking across the room,

and you with your hand on your
hip, ----ing cross-eyed at me,

going, "well, explain
the cake to them, kevin."

it just felt like you were
just squishing me down.

That's exactly
what it felt like.

- Why would I do something
like that?

- Well, I don't know
why you did like that.

- Why would I have you
stand in front of

the charter guests
with your dick--

- kate, I don't know what--

- --with your dick on
a silver platter?

Why would I do that to you?

- Why would you, kate?

- The problem is
you called me a dick today.

- Both of these salads aren't
tossed, they're kinda layered--

- it's more like a casserole, so
you want it in a casserole dish.

- I don't know why you're
being a dick about this.

- But guess what?
Today, I was not the dick.

- Yeah, the cake was the dick.
That was the point.

- And you--and you presented
it perfectly.

- Hey, at least
I presented something, yeah?

- Have I never?

How many beach parties
have you been to

where you say that we all--

- hey, I think it's funny that
you can't even train your staff

well enough to go
and do it by themselves.

- Do you think they can't do it?

- No, I think they can.

I think they're
more than capable.

- I think they can do it.

- But for some reason you go,
and I don't know why that is.

- Oh, my god.

I need a moment.

I'm actually
secretly enjoying it,

and I'm just glad that kevin is
freaking standing his ground.

Karma is a beautiful thing.

- You're so defensive
because you presented

your penis poorly this evening.

- This is to a new level,
she stooped.

The guests have got
nothing to do with me

and kate's bickers, you know?

Really unprofessional.

I'm a bit disappointed.

I didn't wanna end
the season like this.

I really wanted
to finish on a high note.

It's a bit sh--.

- I'm done.
You're done.

Good night.
- Night-night.

- Coming up...
- I know you've got enough food,

but I've just made
some custard buns as well.

- By the way, chef...

- Oh, [bleep] not again.

- Last day, last day.
- I love it.

[ laughs ]

- oh, and we were having
the most serious conversation,

and in comes this huge dick.
I was like, oh.

- Yep.
- Oh, jeez.

- Okay.
- A lot of meat.

- Looks like apparently I missed
out on something last night.

- Oh, yes.

- I will.

- Can we get a side
of balls over here?

- I don't know if he has any
left, but I'll check.

- I know it's been a while
since y'all seen one.

No, I'm just--

- rhylee, rhylee, ashton.
Meet me on the bow, please.

- Great.

On my way, prick.

Yes, sir.

[ sighs ]

- we have our last night
out as a crew coming up,

and I do not want
any of the sh-- to happen again

that happened the last night.

- [bleep] off!

I'm saying [bleep] off to you,
you ----ing prick.

- Rhylee, calm down.
- [bleep] off.

- Calm down, rhylee.
- Okay.

- I don't ----ing like you.

- I just wanna nip
this in the bud.

- Can I sit?

- Um--

so I think it's clear that you
and I have our differences.

And I think it goes a
little bit deeper than work.

It's just, you know,
you and I are just

two different people,
and that's okay.

- Yeah.

- You know,
it's end of the season.

I think we all just wanna
have a good night.

- Yeah, well, I trust
in myself to

hold myself accountable
for my actions, you know?

So I'd like to end it
on an enjoyable night

with everybody as well, yeah.

- Then we're on the same page.
I appreciate that.

- There's nothing left for
ashton and I to talk about.

Tonight is our last night out,

and I don't really
give a [bleep].

Yeah.
- Cool.

- Well, I will continue
on deck, if you want.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

[ sighs ]

- you're welcome.

- Yes...

- Skim milk.
- Skim milk.

- Ah, ha, ha, hello.

- Deck crew, deck crew, ready
to start pulling the anchor.

- All right, cap.
You've got brian on anchor.

- All right, let's get it up

and get outta here
for the last time.

- All right, brian,
start pulling

- that's anchor home
for the last time.

- Okay, lock it in,
let's get outta here.

- Okay, ladies, I am starting
to bring out the warm food.

- So pretty!

- Salmon pepitas
with red pepper jam.

- Good morning,
my beautiful ladies.

- Good morning!

- You know what, he a flirt.

- Salmon.
- I have my moments, jemele.

- That's my boo!

- Listen, everybody can't
be your boo, suzette.

- No, he's my only boo.

- Whoa!

- You know, I'll eat
bacon all day long.

- I know.

- I want some oj.
Pretty please.

- With love.
- You're a real treat.

Tonight's the last night,

and the odds are looking pretty
good in my favor with kate.

Come on, tanner,
fourth quarter, we got it.

- My pleasure.
- Can I serve these now?

- I think they're
kinda done eating.

- Maybe just save it
for later on, then?

- I don't care
what you do with it.

The last meal's over.

- Well, someone checked out.

- Someone checked out
about six weeks ago.

- Oh, snap, crackle, and pop.

- Morning.
- How are you feeling?

- Kevin's ----ing an idiot.
- Nothing's changed.

- Me and her, like, ----ing
went at it last night.

- Did you really?
- Yeah.

- I'm not talking to him
until he apologizes.

Kevin is the only
problem on this interior.

He's made his fair share
of large mistakes,

and now he said horrible things,

embarrassed me in front
of courtney and simone.

With kevin, there are only two
speeds--asshole and sleeping.

- I told her that she
couldn't train her staff.

- That's ----ing savvie.

- Oh. The laundry room is chaos.

- Mm.
- Delicious.

- This is spectacular.
- Good morning.

I know you've got enough food,

but I've just made some
custard buns as well.

- Hey, has anybody
ever told you

you kind of look
like tom cruise?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, hear that a lot?
- Yeah, right.

- By the way, chef.

- Oh, [bleep], not again.

- I wanna apologize,
I'm really sorry.

I heard I missed on
incredible dick.

- I didn't know you had left.

But yeah, it's all right.

I'm just--yeah, I want to
say thank you so much.

You guys have been my favorite
charter this season, for sure.

- Oh!
- Thank you.

- God, your food has
been spectacular.

- Amazing.
- Thank you so much.

- Okay, cool, thanks
so much, guys.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Yeah, I told you.
- It's just such a relief.

I'm so very good at what I do,

and it was a ----ing
amazing cock cake.

That's just a wonderful way
to finish the charter, really.

So kate, [bleep] you.

So ----ing happy.

- Mm.

- Thank you.

Ugh.

Go away.

Stop being cute.

- Can someone pick this
mint for me, please?

- Yeah.
- I'll get you a bowl.

Thanks, brother.

- I wanna pop one bottle.
- We popping this bottle.

- Yeah.

- This is gonna be
the most hood moment--

- I know.

- --That has ever
happened on the valor.

Trust me.

- Kate!
- Okay!

- Which way?

- Suzanne, we about
to pop some bottles.

- Living my best life.

- ♪ I'm the happiest man alive ♪

- shake, shake, shake!

[ horn blowing ]

- jemele was not my favorite
at the beginning.

- No, I'm so sorry
you feel that way.

She was the quintessential
mean head cheerleader,

but then she realized
she was wrong,

and she had the grace
to say that.

I respect that.

If only the crew
could have the same mindset.

[ shouting, laughter ]

- when they move back,

we'll just get a warm
chamois mop on that, bro.

[ chuckling ]

deck crew, deck crew,
get into whites.

- Copy that, ash.

- I'm gonna go change
into my epaulettes.

- All right, let's
get in position.

- All right, cap, your stern
is clear of the pier.

Let's standby on fenders,
and drop.

If I can get another five
feet to stern, please, cap.

- You are such a
thirsty prick today.

[ laughs ]

- very good line
right there, cap.

- Yeah, we're good on
the bow, too.

- Last time of the season.

[ ship's horn ]
- oh, jesus!

- Woo!

- All right, cap,
that's secure on the stern.

- Nice. Bam!

- Well done, guys, thank you.
Shut 'em down.

Attention all crew,

I need everybody on the aft
deck for guest departure.

- Yes!

- You sure are walking slow
for the last goodbye.

- I wanna savor it.

- Oh, okay, right.

- Oh.
- Yes, absolutely.

Thank you so much.
- Pleasure.

- Thanks for everything.

- You guys were amazing.

- Thank you.
- The cake was great.

You are the best.
- Thank you.

- No--
- sorry!

- Thank you so much.

- So, captain lee.
- Hi, sweetie.

- Oh, my goodness.

We thought all of you guys
were amazing,

so hopefully this tip
reflects the fact--

- thank you, I'm sure it will.

- --That your guys really,
really awesome to us, all right?

- I hope you come back.
- I will come back.

All right.

Yeah, put this grown man
sexy on me, like--

I gotcha.
Thank you.

Thank you, guys.
- Thanks.

- Thank you.

- I know, it's like,
I made him blush.

- Go ahead,
get outta your whites,

and then let's get after it.
- Okay.

- Let's just all jump off
the boat right now.

I'm not even joking. No?
No takers?

You guys are so lame.

- Coming up...

- No.

- I don't think you're that
good of a yacht chef, either.

- Lovely, all over
the side of the boat.

- All right,
chef's done it again.

- I'll wash, bro, carry on.

Gimme a shout
when you get tired.

- Brian?
- Yeah?

- I'm tired.

- Attention all crew, I need
everyone in the crew mess asap.

- Hurry up.
- Go, go, go, go, go.

- Well, we made it,

and this is the first
time that I didn't have

to terminate somebody.

I think that says a lot.

I thought everybody
performed remarkably well

on this charter,
every one of you,

and we got $20,000
to show for it.

- [ gasps ]

- ----ing a, that's--
- yay!

- Eighteen hundred
dollars apiece.

- Twenty grand,
final tip,

that's a good
amount of money.

I've made it
through the gauntlet.

It wasn't an easy season,
but tips like this

make working with
kevin almost worth it.

- Total tips this year
were $154,700,

which comes out to
$14,063 per person.

Courtney...
- Thank you.

- Well done.
- Thanks.

- Thank you.

- Chef.
- Thank you.

- Thanks, cap.
- There you go, buddy.

- Thank you, cap.
- Thank you.

I've arranged for you guys
to have a full moon party

on a private beach
this evening.

- A full moon party
I'm pretty sure is just

a rave on a beach
when there's a full moon.

However, any time I've been
to a rave

I wasn't really
paying attention to the moon.

I don't know what to expect,
but I'm excited.

- But before we do that,

let's just button
things up here properly.

- Thanks, captain.
- Thanks, cap.

- We're done.

- Just a rinse and a chamois.

- Let's start covering up,
please, guys.

- Tanner, getting a head
start on us, my boy!

- [bleep], man,
quicker we get this done,

quicker we get ----ed up.

- Yes.

- Hey, girls.
- Mm-hmm?

- Yes?

- Thank you.

- Kev, come jump off
the boat with us.

- Three, two, one...

Woo!

- Woo! That was awesome.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Pink champagne for
all the girls,

it's like a friendship bracelet,
but better.

- Thank you.

- I don't think
I've ever experienced a season

that was so boys versus girls.

The girls are extra-bonded

because the guys
were such assholes.

It's unfortunate.

Cheers, girls.
- Cheers.

- Amazing job.

- There are a lot of things that
I need to say to kate right now,

but I'm not going
to because I'm just trying

to keep things, like, civil.

It's yachting.

You need to be professional,
you know?

- Thank you.
- Cheers, boys.

- That was a ----ing fun season.

- Appreciate you all.
We made some good friendships,

we had some good times.

It's definitely
a season to remember.

- How are you and brian?
Have you guys talked?

- We had, like, four
conversations the other day.

None of them went very well.

I don't know if we have anything
to talk about anymore.

Like, things between brian
and I are super awkward.

We're basically avoiding
each other at this point,

and I don't have any intentions

of getting back
together with him.

What's the point?

Tonight's our last night
on the boat,

and I'm probably never
gonna see him again.

- But don't you wanna, like,
end friendly, or do you not--

- we are friendly.
It's just weird.

I've been here two hours,
and my sh-- is everywhere.

- Don julio.

- Woo!
- Ooh.

- All right, let's do this.

- Cheers, boys.

- The last night here,
I know I'm having fun.

I'm ready to ----ing go.

- Let's do this.
- Ooh.

- Let's go on a boat ride.

- Thank you.
- All right, all right.

- Look at how pretty
this is, o-m-g, guys.

- Oh, this is sick.

- Ladies, after you.
- Woo.

- It's so pretty.
- Dude, this place is insane.

- Oh, yes, please.
Oh, yes.

- I'll take one, thank you.
- Oh, jiminy cricket.

- Arriving at this private
island is amazing.

I feel like it's
the best of everything

thailand has to offer.

- Yes!

[ shouting, cheering ]
- yes!

- The flaming valor letters,
the lady boys, the dancers--

- oh!
- --The fire-twirlers.

There's private cabanas, there's
everything you would want.

It's incredible.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- It's basically a
reason to drink alcohol

and make bad decisions
in the dark.

- I got my
trick-or-treat bucket.

Who's in for a treat?

[ screaming ]

- kevin.
- Where is he going?

- Oh, no, no, no--oh!

- Who needs a drink,
mother----ers?

All right, I guess it's just me.

- Ooh!

- I'm gonna--
- yeah!

- Hey!

[ cheering ]

- oh, my god.

- Mm-hmm.

- Yeah.

- Oh, boy.
- Oh, yeah, get it!

- Yeah!

- Coming up...
- Kate, kate--

- he's about to go get him some.

- Mind if I sit with you?
Mind if I sit--jesus christ.

- Yes, sir.

- Get it, get it--
- good for him.

- I want to kiss you.

- I love him.
His mouth is full.

[ whistling ]
ooh!

[ cheering, shouting ]

- what do you mean?

- I don't know what to do.
- About what?

- I just wanna end the season
on good terms with brian.

[ cheering, shouting ]

- thank you, woo!

- Brian unleashed
the secret weapon.

He took his shirt off, and she's
like, "okay, I don't care."

[ laughing ]

- ladies!

- You are an anomaly.

- A breath--he's a breath
of fresh, drunk air.

- Yo, where's the pee spot?

- I'm about to crash
in one of these tents.

It's the end of the season.

I don't wanna have any negative
feelings or any regrets,

so I'm gonna be over
here doing what I need to do,

and be a good boy.

[ yawns ]

I'll take it for you--

- no, I want you in it.

Can you take a photo?
Kate, seriously.

Oh, thank you, thank you--
sorry I'm out of here.

- Go ahead, do it.
- Hi.

You're a pain in the ass
to work with sometimes.

- Most of the time.
Most of the time.

Say, "most of the time."
- no, no, no.

- Well, you can all feel
that as a crew.

- No, but--no, I'm saying--
- you don't wanna be there.

- No, but I'm good at it,
I'm good at it.

- Are you?

- No.

- I don't think you're that
good of a yacht chef, either.

You're a baker.
That's all you are.

You use rocket,
you use beets,

you make ----ing weird salads
with pumpkin seeds.

And I'm sorry, but I just don't
think you know [bleep]-all.

- He did a great job,
and you know it.

- I'm sorry.
- No--no, no.

- Yeah.
- What you did was phenomenal.

You know it.

- I am sorry, but, like,
if you had something--

- he did a great job.

- --To back it up,
then I would accept.

- He did a great job.

- But you've got nothing
to back it up, kate.

- I think kate doesn't like
to have anybody question her.

Like, you have to have some kind
of constructive criticism.

Like, when I said to her,
like, hey, think

about kevin's side--you did
play a prank on him.

- Yeah.

- She's like,
"but he called me a dick."

- gentlemen, have that beer.

- Nope.
- Oh, kate, come on, mate.

- God, bro.
I was trying to defend you--

- but I do think
she's vulnerable.

- I just don't--like,
I don't understand her,

and I feel like, you know,
when she's, like, being super,

super nice to me, and
I'm like, oh, there I was

thinking that she's,
like, not being authentic,

and then she says
something that's like a jab,

and I'm just, like, there,
I was probably right,

because here's the case.

Like, it's just,
like [bleep] my life.

- Gimme a shot.

- Dead soldier.

- Hey, hey.

- Hi. Hi.

- Kate, kate...
- Hi.

- Jiminy cricket.

- He's about to go get him some.
He's following kate.

- May I please sit with you?

May I please sit--jesus christ.

- Yeah, sure.
- Kate, come here.

- Get it, get it, get it.
- Good for him.

- Get it, get it, get it.
Get it, get it, get it, get it.

- What's up, tanner?

- I wanna kiss you.
Wanted to kiss you all day.

- You're an idiot.

Do you not remember
how kevin was being a dick,

and you're like,
"well, he's kinda right."

- this is never gonna happen,
by the way.

- Yeah, I'm getting
more lesbian by the second,

the more you talk.

You won't get over it.

- Really?
That's fine.

So I'm happy.

It's amazing to
just wash my hands clean,

get on with the rest of my life.

- Whatever.
- Where'd ashton go?

[ snoring ]

- don't--no--
- [ gasping ]

- hey, don't ever ----ing
do that, bro.

What's wrong with you?

- A projectile sand
shoots into my eye.

[ gasping ]

- this was not an accident.

Kevin kicked sand in my eye, and
he definitely did it on purpose.

- You just kicked sand
in her face.

That's not cool, bro.
- I would like to go home.

- I love you to bits,
but don't ever do that.

- No.

- Don't do this.

It doesn't matter what
the [bleep] happened.

You don't ----ing flick
sand in people's face.

- I would like to go home.

- Go say sorry.

- Come on, bro,
you're better than that.

- Everybody's so drunk
they can't even walk.

- Hey, ashton, we have to go.
- Do it.

To the boats, let's go.
- Yep, you better believe it.

[ kevin slurring ]

- get it, get it.
- Got him.

- It's the end of the season.

- Hear, hear.
- Kevin!

- Hear, hear.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, but don't worry
about that.

- Don't worry about that?

- Okay--

yeah.

- Even though kate
is who she is,

you can't kick sand
into people's face.

But kate's definitely
overreacting.

That's what she does best.

- Kate, I love you.

- Kate.

- Ash, help me out?
- Yeah, we'll get him.

- Just grab this for me.

- What do you want
me to grab?

- Walk with--walk with me.
- Oh, no, drag me to--no--

- so just ----ing walk!

- Tell you what,
I'll ----ing run.

- Jesus, he's gonna run
into the water.

- No!
- No, no, no!

- Jesus, kevin,
[bleep]'s sakes, bro.

- You first.
- After you.

- No, no, no.

You've got the whole beach
on your ass.

Look--look at--

- you've got sand
all over your pants.

Take your pants off.

- No.
- Go.

- No, not--

[ all talking at once ]
- everything!

- Oh!

- All right, relax, sims,
relax, it's just penis.

- [bleep].
- Jiminy cricket.

- Kevin, no, don't--
don't--don't do it.

- Kevin!

- Kevin is another type
of drunk tonight.

[ slurring ]

it's the last night, he's going
out with a bang, so to speak.

- Look at it--look at my sh--.
- No, I'm trying to move past.

- [ slurring drunkenly ]
...Seen it.

- That's one of
the funniest things

I've ever seen in my life.

- Oh, jiminy cricket.

- Yeah.

- No, it's not.

Come with me,
I'll show you the way.

It's much better here.

Yes--yeah, yeah, yeah.

- No, but seriously--

- oh, let's go.

- Why are you smiling at me?

- Oh, you're happy?

- You're happy that you
told me I was a bad chief stew

and you kicked sand
in my eye?

- Oh, no, I--
- yes, that's what you did.

- Okay.
- Don't tell me no.

Thank you!

I don't remember kicking
sand in her face,

but I obviously did it
for a reason.

If she said, like,
you balding dickhead

or told me I had a small penis,

like, if she had said
some truth, that's fine.

But definitely don't call me
a ----ing sh-- yacht chef.

- That looked like it went well.
- Yeah, it went extremely well.

- I'm not saying that
anything did happen,

but use your imagination.

- No regrets whatsoever.

- Good, cheers.

- Hey, baby.

Can I have a hug and
a little kiss?

- Yes--mwah.

- Has kevin said anything
to you yet this morning?

- He hasn't bothered
to apologize or anything,

so I feel like he was only
ever nice to me because--

- you had to work together.

- Yeah.

- I don't need fake friends.
Oh, not today.

- You outie?
- Oh, yes, I am.

Things didn't work out
with me and tanner.

Tanner's such a child--
that's a problem.

Would I hang out with him if
he called me in the future?

Probably not like that,
but platonically, possibly.

- Thank you so much,
you did a great job.

- Thank you. Okay.

Yeah, I don't really wanna
say goodbye to kate,

because it's the most
disingenuous relationship

that I've ever come across.

- Well, safe travels.
- You too, bye-bye.

I learned one valuable
lesson from kate,

and that is to be self-reliant.

Thank you so much.

- It was such a pleasure
to have you.

- Thank you so much.

- I appreciate all
of your hard work.

- After the season
I'm planning on going to the med

to try to get on a boat
to get a little bit more

hands-on service experience.

You know, the more experience
I get, the better.

- Cheers, babe.

- Freedom!

- Ladies, you want a quickie?
I only need two minutes.

- Ew.

- Striking out with kate,
it makes you stay humble.

- Bye, tanner.
- Oh.

- Ooh!

- I'm not sad saying
goodbye to tanner,

and I don't regret the fact
that we never hooked up.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Pleasure and a priv.

- Because if we ever
are in the same zip code,

it's like a sure thing.

- I just wanted to say thank
you so much for everything.

- You're welcome.

- Yachting, of course,
is the best job

I've ever had in my life.

A pleasure and a priv.

I'm going right back into it.

- Be safe out there.
- You know me.

- Yep.

- Now I'm excited to get home,
see my mom.

I love you all.

- Ciao, brother.

- First thing my mom's
gonna do is gimme

the biggest hug she can, and
just go, "so how was it?"

I'll see you on the flip side,
mother----er.

- Yeah, everything worked out.

- Yeah...

- Well done, bro.

- I love you.
- I love you.

- Thank you for
being so amazing.

- Thank you for being
so amazing.

[ chuckles ]

very happy to be done
with this season.

'cause I'm not working anymore.

- Oh, you're leaving--ah.

- Yeah.
- Cheers, babe.

- Saying goodbye
to brian is bittersweet.

We did have a lot of bad times,

but we just had, like, a really
easy friendship, I think.

- All the best with whatever
you're gonna be doing.

- Thank you.
- All the best.

You're amazing.
- One more.

The first thing I'm gonna
do is go out for

a nice dinner
that isn't pad thai.

I don't know what's next for me.

I would do yachting again,

but for right now,
I just need a vacation.

There's a dog--hi, hi, hi!
Hi, hi!

I love you, I love you.

- Come on buddy,
flex your muscles.

- Coming down.

- Coming up!

- Cap, cap, kev.
- What's up?

- I just want to come up
and say goodbye.

- Taking off, buddy?

- Yeah, thanks for everything.

- It's been a pleasure.
- Yeah.

- You did an outstanding job
for us this year.

- Thanks so much.

I've learned kind of
where I wanna head,

and where I wanna be now, and
I wish we were doing

another six weeks together, not.

- Catch you on
the flip side, buddy.

- Yeah, till
the next time, mate.

I'm ready to get home
to my daughter,

go on holiday with her.

- Pleasure, I'm sure
I'll see you very soon, bro.

- Yeah.

- And then right back
to cooking food

and doing what I love to do.

- Go say goodbye
to the girls, if you want.

- I don't think I do.
Nah, I'm done with it.

Seriously, no, I'm not gonna
feed bad about that, either.

There's only so many
fake apologies

that you can give to
that woman, you know?

- Cheers.

- Oh, is kevin leaving?
- Kevin, yeah.

- Yeah.

- What is he thinking?

That's it--goodbye,
thailand, it's over.

This is the final straw.

[ whistles ]

- ugh, no.
- There she goes.

- Oh, is kevin leaving?

- Kevin, yeah.
- Yeah.

- Okay.

Bye, kevin.

Hah, kevin, I love that you
did not say goodbye to me.

Bye, kevin, see ya never.

- Kevin totally left
without saying goodbye.

- What a ----ing prick.

- Yeah.
- Bye, prick.

- Bye, kevin.
- Safe travels.

- I don't even care
if they're that safe.

- People are assholes.

- Cap.
- What's up, bri?

- Can I give you a hug?
- Absolutely.

- Thank you for everything, man.

- Pleasure having you on board.
- Really appreciate it.

Thank you very much,
I appreciate that.

- Thank you.

- Bye.
- Gimme kisses, gimme kisses.

- Mwah, you're the cutest.

- Hey, rhyles, promise you
I'm gonna miss you too.

- Aw.

- I am absolutely
staying in yachting.

This is my career, and I
am gonna go do my ow,

become a captain.

You know I love you.
- Love you too, brother.

- Oh, my god, I am so happy
to go see my daughter.

After this season,
just seeing my daughter

is just gonna make me,
whew, relax.

- What should I say?

- Probably gonna be awkward.

- It's gonna be very awkward.

- It's just--it's over
and done with.

Just be civil.

- One of these days,
you'll make a great bosun.

- No, that's not civil.
Well, anyways--

- I love you.
- I love you.

- In these last two seasons,

I've never fit in
with this crew.

- No matter what
anybody tells you,

you're a great asset
to the crew.

- I appreciate that, kate.
- You really are.

- I don't know if that's
how the yacht world is

or if that's me in
the yacht world, I don't know.

Bye.
- Bye.

- I'm so thankful
for kate this season.

Without kate in my corner,

I don't think I would have
stuck through as long.

- Hey, rhyles.
- Thank you for having me--oops.

- Oops!

- I know.

Thanks for coming out.
- Thank you.

- Bye-bye.

- Ash, it's that time.

- Cool.

- I'm not disappointed
in my behavior this year.

I think that, you know,

I showed a lot of reserve,
and I'm proud of that.

I hope you have
a safe flight home.

- You too.

- And I appreciate you
tolerating me.

- All the best, rhylee.

- Yeah? Thank you.

I'm always gonna keep
yachting in my back pocket,

but for now,
I'm going to alaska,

I'm going to run charters,
I'm gonna fish,

I'm gonna slay it, and I'm gonna
not think twice about ashton.

Oh, it's still
as hot as balls out here.

[ clears throat ]

- are you leaving?
- I'm leaving.

Kate and I are already
not on good terms.

I've had
two big fights with her.

She's, in my opinion, crossed
the department boundaries.

She's just disrespectful,

and honestly
I'm just disappointed

in the whole situation,
and I'm done.

I'm done with her.

- I'm glad you were here.
You did a great job.

- Saying goodbye to ashton
is the same it's been

for me most of the
season, civil, but fake.

- Safe travels, kate.
- You as well.

- Thank you.
- Safe travels.

- Cap.
- What's up, ash?

Quite a year, huh?

You got that nice farmer
tan going on now.

- Oh.

- You're gonna have to
even that sh-- out.

Yeah, I wanna thank you,
cap, for trusting me

with the bosun's role.

In the beginning
I was pretty nervous,

but you guided me through it.

- You had to grow some,
so you grew a lot.

- I appreciate that.

It's been a challenging
season for me.

This was
my first season as bosun,

and I think I learned a lot.

I appreciate you pushing me
towards keeping rhylee

on board and managing her,

because obviously
I learned a lot out of that.

- No sailor ever learned
anything in calm seas.

- Thank you so much.

I've learned that I still
have a lot of room to grow.

There were situations that
I could have handled better.

But I've also learned that
I'm extremely capable.

- Take care, pal.
- You, too.

- Next for me is florida, to
spend some time with ross there,

and then start looking
for a boat

that's got a bahamas itinerary,

and join a crew
with no redheads.

- Hi.

- Hello, kate.

You're outta here?
- Yeah.

- Chalk up another one.

- Yeah, don't really
have much else to say.

- Yeah.

- We made it, again.
- Again.

- I'm really bummed
we didn't sink the boat.

There's still time!
- There is.

- I'll see you later.

- All right, kiddo,
been a slice.

- It always is.

Personally, this has been a very
challenging season for me.

- See you around florida.
- Yeah, bye.

- Bye.

- I'm going to go spend
a week alone at a resort

and relax, then head
back to florida,

pack up my life,
and move to new york.

I'm scared to move to new york,
but I was also scared

to start yachting, and I think
I'm ready for a new adventure.

- I have no idea what it is
with thailand,

but I still have the best
goddamn job in the world.

That's it, guys--we're done.

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