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- Previously on below deck.

- You got warned by captain.

- Quit pointing your ----ing finger at me.

- This ain't alaska. It's a yacht.

- I will do better. - I expect it.

- I have a tough exterior. - It's okay.

- But I have feelings.

- Uh, please start cleaning the jacuzzi.

She's at the bottom of the ranks.

Just keep quiet and take the orders.

- It's just a little awkward with simone.

Should probably wait a day or two.

Would you be offended if tanner came in here,

and we hooked up under you?

- If I was asleep, I wouldn't give a [bleep].

- Okay, great. - Orange county, housewife.

[ screams ]

- and I guess she got divorced.

She wants to celebrate independence day.

- Everyone needs to get divorced.

- She's going around like saying sh-- now.

- I don't understand why you went to kate and kevin.

- It didn't feel that big of a deal to me.

- Ah. Oh.

- What are you doing on the floor?

- [bleep], it hurts.

- Kevin seems to be in a lot of pain.

- If the chef can't cook, nobody eats.

Every other area, I can fix myself.

We're in the middle of nowhere.

I'm just an old ----ing line cook.

Doesn't get any worse than this.

- Oh.

- Oh.

- What's up, kev? - I don't know.

I must have stretched a muscle or something.

This is a nice position here, but I can't stand up.

I just took a painkiller, but for a serious pain,

I'll just give it 15 minutes.

I'll see how I'm feeling in 15 minutes.

- Take as much time as it takes. - Yeah, I'm gonna.

- ----Ing disaster.

I'm the only one that knows anything about a galley.

I've owned 10 restaurants over the last 20 years,

and I'm pretty goddamn good on a grill.

- Oh.

- But I can't make a pimple on his ass as far as

preparation and presentation. We're just ----ed.

Keep me posted. - Yeah, yeah.

- Oh my gosh, amazing.

- Hey. - Okay.

- Hi.

- I'm gonna take a little break. I can't live like this.

- Okay, we need to strike poses.

Chin out, chest out, butt out. Go.

- Two shots, let's drop it.

- Short stay 12:00.

- Okay, let's get the anchor ball up.

Make sure it's locked down.

- Ah.

Oh. Ah.

- I don't think there is one.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

- You're alive. How are you?

- We're on. Oh.

I've taken some painkillers.

I'm feeling a little bit better, but I'm not in an ideal state.

But I need to be able to do dinner service,

because no one can cook on this boat,

I'll tell you that right now.

[ groaning ]

- take a break. Be back at 6:00.

- Okay, perfect.

- Yeah, you can go down as well, if you want.

- Sure. Yeah.

Just radio me if you need me.

- Ah, I don't give a [bleep] anymore.

- Can we go through dinner quickly

while we've got no one... - Yeah, I love that idea.

- We're gonna start off with a lobster bisque.

Yeah.

And then grilled venison

with roasted mushrooms and broccolini.

For the main tonight, I'm doing like a peppered venison.

It's very lean, and it works well

for these health conscious people.

We cook a lot of venison back in new zealand.

That's a beautiful thing to bring all the way to thailand

for these american people.

- Cool, man. - Thank you.

- Hey.

- Hair and makeup ready, throw on our red for the red party.

- Yeah. - You need to write this down?

- Do you have a sharpie anywhere?

- Hold on, hold on. - The note taker right here.

- Do you have a pen and paper?

- You ever see the movie "the notebook"?

- Oh, ow, that feels like a pen.

- Courtney, simone, go change into your blacks.

- The whole text message things was just to

maybe get a step into a direction

where we could talk about what's happening between us,

because I like to sort things out,

and she doesn't want to sort it out,

so it's really frustrating.

No, not at all.

It's all blown out of proportion.

This is kind of those gray areas,

because it's like well, we haven't discussed it.

Are we actually together, or are we not together, like.

- Exactly. - It's that gray area.

- Maybe she doesn't want to get back together.

- I don't know.

[ clears throat ]

[ yawning ]

- captain, captain, kate. I'm just confirming dinner.

- What time? - 8:30.

- That sounds delightful.

- Yeah.

- Tonight is an independence-themed party

because alexis would like to celebrate

her divorce independence.

We get it. You're divorced.

You dry humping the boyfriend was the first clue.

[ screams ]

- yeah. - Yep.

- Okay, we'll put the tender alongside,

and then we'll just bring up that pool.

- Okay.

- Kate, I have a really big favor to ask you.

- Yeah.

- This party, can we please have it inside, 'cause I am ...

It's my fourth shower.

I really don't want to take a fifth shower tonight.

- We can do that.

- Oh, I want it right here, and if my friends get mad,

just remind them that this is my charter, okay?

- I will. No, I think it's a lovely idea.

I'm excited.

I really hate it when the guests want

to eat inside because it's right there.

It just makes my job that much more difficult.

Guess what?

We're having dinner in the main salon.

There's no room for mistakes when the guests

are dining two feet from where you're plating.

Will you please pull all the plates, because we can't...

- That's what I was wondering... - Get some white wine glasses.

You know, independence day is red, white, and blue.

- Do it.

- Oh [bleep].

- Would you like a dance?

- Ah.

- Judging on last night,

I'm sure they're not going to be up late.

- All right, cool. - Sounds good.

- Hi. - Hey.

- It's a party.

- Love it.

- It's go time.

- So when's the next invite to your room?

- Um, I don't know.

- Tanner's cute. He just has no shame.

And he's not even being creepy about it.

It's just kind of cute.

He's like, serious, like [ panting ].

Don't talk to me.

- Hey, hey. - What?

- Don't you even breathe around me.

- Are you guys fighting again?

- It's so cute.

[ sighs ]

[laughs ]

- tanner.

- Well, I don't know enough of it.

I just see some flirting around.

- I can't believe this ----ing asshole is doing this.

But at the same time, like,

what the actual [bleep], like seriously?

- How do you feel about it?

Do you regret going there?

- Coming up...

- Scoot over. I don't care who.

- No?

- Yeah, I feel bad for rhylee.

They just like mean kids at a playground.

- Let's do this. - You look hot.

- I put on the lipstick that won't come off.

- It's good. - It's good.

- This is amazing.

- Oh. - Hey.

- The man, the myth, the legend.

The legend.

- Good news.

We could do the main aft,

since they're going to be inside doing dinner.

- What if they go out after dinner and spill more alcohol?

Then the rinse would be a waste.

- I'm going to do it while they're doing dinner.

- All right. - Okay.

- I love your hair piece. - Oh, thank you.

- Let's just hold for after dinner,

because we have to do the starboard side walkway, too.

- The whole point is not to stay out too late, too, right?

- I don't think they're going to wanna watch

someone spraying a deck.

- I don't think they're going

to be paying attention to me spraying it.

- ----Ing rhylee.

Why does everything always have to be a problem?

Like, why is your idea, like, always the right idea?

Yeah, you want us to spray during dinner?

- Okay.

This is a stupid ----ing move.

But it's not going to matter whether I'm right or wrong.

- All right. - Cool.

I'm going to help with service.

- Okay.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Got it.

- I'll be back.

- I would never break girl code,

but tanner is no longer hooking up with simone.

- Oh.

- And also, simone's been kind of annoying me,

so my girl code is slipping.

Thanks, tanner.

- I'm just very thankful for my life right now,

and being here with you.

- Thank you.

- Love you all. - Love you, too.

- This is why we already went over

the dishware beforehand, kevin.

- For dinner, we're going to start off with a lobster bisque.

Yeah.

- Cool, man. - Thank you.

- Kate's so checked out she doesn't even know

really how checked out she is.

She'd rather just flirt with tanner,

and leave me in the deep water.

But hey, that's just kate.

- That's an argument you're never gonna win.

- All right, guys. I've just poured them very carefully,

so be careful.

- Oh. - Thank you.

- Thank you. - Thank you so much.

- That'll certainly work.

- Oh, that's so good.

Diet starts in a couple days.

- Hey, simone, do you need some help?

- Work with me.

- We just have to make it tight, right?

- Um, yeah.

- Simone, simone.

- Uh, no, I didn't.

- Jiminy crickets.

- Is that what, like, is that look like--

- no, it's exactly what you think it is.

- I just feel my blood pressure...

- Whoo.

Oh.

- Well, I mean, it's a good thing

you didn't go any further than you did...

Because honestly, he's a ----ing moron.

- Here, I'll fix that one.

- Your crew put a chocolate on our pillow every night.

You've eaten all the chocolate almost.

- Got yours too, did he? - Oh, he eats all my food.

But it's okay.

It keeps me skinny, keeps him big and safe.

- More jammy.

[ whistling ]

- smells really good.

- Surprisingly, not bad. - Beautiful.

- I'm behind you.

- I don't think any of us... - Hi, guys.

- Hi, chef. - So this one is venison.

We've just got a pumpkin puree down at the bottom,

and then blueberry au jus on top of the venison.

Enjoy. - Thank you.

- Thank you. - Thank you, chef.

- Awesome.

- This is my first venison I will have ever

eaten in my entire life.

- Unique blend of flavors. - Mm-hmm.

- Oh yeah. - That's very good.

- Awesome. - It's amazing.

- This is a very special moment. - I love that.

- They love that.

- I don't like fighting with anyone,

and I don't like that it's not being resolved.

And I just don't want to have it be acrimonious anymore.

Mm-hmm.

And I just miss brian. He's so cute.

- That looks gorgeous. Look how cute it is.

- Thank you so much. - Oh, that looks beautiful.

- We've just got a lemon bar with meringue

and down on the bottom's just a coffee chocolate soil.

- That is the best dessert we've had.

- Chef is doing a wonderful job.

- Nice, nice combination.

- That's why I barely fit in my dress now.

- Great job, kevin. They loved it.

Yay. - Thank you so much.

- Thank you for having me. - Thank you.

- Oh, goodness. - I love y'all.

- We love you. - I'm tired.

- Night, guys. - Night.

- Nighty-night. - See you in the morning.

- Copy.

What a ----ing moron.

- Oh!

I'll be back. Don't move.

- Yeah, thanks.

- Omg.

Like I'm definitely spinning in my head right now.

- Not that I care, I'm just curious.

How did that happen?

- Literally, I walked and it slipped out of my ...

It flew out of my hands.

I can see the kind of person that kate is.

I do not respect her anymore.

- So dangerous.

- It is everywhere.

- It's okay. We only have one more charter.

- So, go ahead and laugh, bitch.

Operation one complete.

- Jiminy cricket.

- All right, I'm gonna go to bed.

- All right, good night.

- I guess we'll call it a night. - All right.

- You okay, bro?

- Good morning, everybody.

- Hey, girl. - I'm sad it's the last day.

- I know. Me, too.

- I'm all right for now. I can bear through it.

- No worse? - No, no worse yet.

I can move. - Good.

Stay in front of it. - Yeah, yeah, exactly.

I've only got four more days.

[ alarm beeping ]

- any sign of the other two yet?

- Nada.

- So what's the crack with you and courtney?

- Made up. - Yeah?

That's good.

Just don't [bleep] it up again, all right?

- I will do this, but there was way too much tomato juice,

so can I just get like... - Just a smaller glass?

- ... Vodka in like a shorter cup?

- Okay.

- Morning. Courtney. How you doing?

- Good. - Yeah?

- Making drinks. - Okay.

It looks pretty under control.

- Attention deck crew, all right,

I guess we're ready to start pulling the anchor.

- Morning, rhylee. - Hey, brian.

Permission to flake your chain, man.

- Is there any sign of tanner?

[ knocking ] - tanner, let's go.

Wake up, brother.

People oversleep. It happens.

But tanner's kind of making this a habit now.

- Oh, ----ing hell.

- Standing by, whenever you're ready.

- Copy. - Are you ----ing kidding me?

- All right, let's do it.

- Jesus christ.

- That's the anchor home. - Copy that, lock it down.

- Good morning.

- I'm at my wits end with this crew.

It's not fair that I work just as hard

if not harder than all three of them.

But because tanner's a dude,

and one of the boys, he gets away with murder.

- Let's get out of here.

- Coming up...

- Get out of my interior. - Kate, I'm going through.

- She's not even letting kevin into his own galley.

- Oh, I just heard a door slam.

- Get out of here. I want you out.

- Bye. Farewell.

[ laughs ]

- this is my life.

- How's things been with rhylee?

- Much better.

We're a good team when we're all working together.

It's only taken us all season.

- Goddamn it, we got it together now.

We're ready.

- The muffins today are banana and chocolate.

- Love you. - Ooh.

- Here we go again. - Egg order?

- I'll do the eggs benedict. - Eggs benedict.

- Eggs benedict with three eggs. - Three eggs.

- Eight.

No one should eat eight eggs.

Okay. It's just weird.

You ready? - Kind of.

- Three eggs benny. Three scrambled eggs.

A five egg omelet.

Mushroom, bacon, spinach, and cheddar.

An eight egg omelet with cheese. - Eight eggs.

This could look like more than enough for eight people, but.

- Yeah. - Okay, you ready?

- Service, please.

- Eggs benny? - Yeah.

- Thank you. - Got one more coming up.

- Beautiful.

- Thank you.

- Eight egg omelet. - And that's it, right?

- Yeah. - Wow.

- Oh, my gosh, jay.

- Here's your mountain o'egg.

- How's everything? - Good.

- Wow. - It's good.

- Mm-hmm.

- They're super happy. - Okay, cool.

- Wait, wait, wait for it.

When they start concentrating, that's when you nail them.

All right, now would be good.

[ boat horn honks ]

[ laughter ]

- [bleep]

- oh, my god.

- Whatever.

- Dude, this is going so fast.

- How are you doing, courtney? - Good.

- What are they doing out there?

- Yeah, well, I'm going to clear in a sec.

- Yeah, that's it. - Okay.

- Oh, [bleep].

- Attention all crew.

I need everyone in whites in five minutes.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Yeah, you guys.

[ boat horn blows ]

- all right, we just got someone.

- Oh, my god. [ boat horn blows ]

- attention all crew.

Let's get ready to make the approach.

- Copy, cap.

- Brian and rhylee on the bow today.

Tanner and myself on the stern. - Okay.

- Copy that.

- I wanna just idle on up. - Copy, captain.

- Oh, my god, if that's my first boat,

I'm going to cry and sh-- myself.

Oh, my god, it is my first boat. What are the odds?

- Aww.

- I haven't seen this boat in 10 years.

This boat is the reason I fell in love

with yachting in the first place.

I had sex on that boat.

All of my stewardess mess-ups on that boat.

The last time I saw this boat,

I was being fired in freeport, bahamas.

It's like seeing your long-lost love by accident out of town.

You know think that's a little weird.

In ft. Lauderdale, I handed my cv to the first boat ever.

They hire me. That's it.

Right there.

- I have your starboard quarter at 25 feet from the dock.

That's a good line, cap.

- Lock it in.

- All right, cap. We are secure.

- Good job, guys. Thank you.

- I need everybody on the aft deck.

Guests are on their way. - Copy cap, copy.

- Oh, I'm so sad to go. - I know.

- Best trip ever. - Oh yeah.

- Guys, next time we do a six day charter.

- Oh, for sure.

- Oh, we had the most amazing time, guys.

Thank you. - Thank you, guys.

- Bye. - Thank you so much.

- Bye. - Bye.

- It always feels great to say goodbye to charter guests.

They were nice, but also,

I can't wait to untuck my shirt and stop waiting on people.

- This has been, honestly, the best vacation I've ever taken.

- Just wanted to hand this over to you and team.

- Thank you, sir. - For everyone's hard work.

We really appreciate it.

- Thank you guys so much. - Thank you.

- Thank you so much. - See you, guys.

- Bye-bye. - Let's go to work.

- Should we get changed and grab some lunch?

- Courtney, do you want to sit and have lunch?

- Sure.

- Simone, you can have lunch, too.

- Lunchtime. - Oh, yeah.

That sh-- is spicy. I like it.

- Anybody else need anything while I'm over here?

- Scoot over, or I don't care who.

- No? - Not one move?

- So rude. - Appreciate that.

That's really ----ing nice.

Seriously?

- You can sit there. I need my elbow room.

- I feel bad for rhylee.

They just like mean kids at a playground.

- Not going to give it any attention, to be honest.

- No, don't.

- I think that when I started out on my big yachting adventure

and I walked onto that boat,

I was such a bad stewardess, and I've come a very long way.

And I think it's really special

that it happened to show up here in thailand.

But also, I can't be yachting forever.

I think I'm ready for a new adventure.

- Attention all crew, attention all crew.

I need everybody in the crew mess in three.

- Copy.

- Oo, oo.

- Squeeze in. - Thank you.

- Number eight in the books.

- Whew.

- Thanks to all of you.

So the tip was 17,500,

which is 1,590 apiece. So...

- Okay, good.

- Thank you.

- Nice job, rhylee. - Thank you.

- Courtney. - Thank you.

- Ashton.

So we're going to have guests on tomorrow morning, 11:30.

You guys can go out to dinner tonight.

And then back here early.

A good night's sleep, get it hard in the morning.

Get ready.

Okay, guys. Let's get after it.

Thank you. - Thank you, captain.

- Thank you.

- I'm going to put my ass into it.

- Yeah, yeah, for sure.

- Oh, boy, oh boy, oh boy.

- Perhaps I should take up smoking

and I can have 20 breaks,

and alleviate any stress I may have from charter.

- Rhylee, your comments are not being constructive right now.

- No. - They're actually unnecessary.

- You're right. My comment was actually just out of jest.

Kind of like your guys' comments.

All the guests like me. It's just you guys.

- The guests only have you in small doses.

- So am I allowed to make comments out of jest

or am I not? Is it just you guys?

- Look, if this is going to be your attitude,

I'd rather let you have a... - It is my attitude.

- All right. So I'd rather have a long break.

Calm down before things get heated.

You're taking me on about stupid little things.

That is not being constructive towards anything.

You're getting a bit of an attitude on you,

which is going to rev everybody up.

So right now, the best thing for you

is to go down and have a break.

And that's how I'm going to manage you.

- Actually the best thing for me would be able

to like clean by myself, away from you guys.

- Cool. Then let's do things your way and you guys can...

You can clean on your own if that's what you want to do.

- Okay, great.

So where would you like me to be able to clean by myself?

- No, no, I'll get away from you.

You can clean on your own.

- Perhaps you want to suggest firing me again.

Wouldn't work out in your favor, ash.

- Coming up...

- Courtney's making this sh-- worse.

- Oh my god.

- Uh, tanner, don't go near rhylee.

She's asked to work alone today.

- Really? - Yeah.

Just leave her to do whatever she wants.

I'm done.

- What did she say? - Well, she ----ed off with us.

I said to her, "you're being ridiculous."

- rhylee is like a champagne bottle on new year's.

She constantly shakes it up,

and you just don't know when the cork's gonna pop.

Just one more charter.

One more charter and we're done.

We're done with rhylee.

- Dude, just be careful, bro. - Yeah.

- Kate, ashton, and kevin,

I need to see you in the crew mess immediately.

- Copy that. - Copy, cap.

- Howdy, howdy.

- Hi. - Hey, cap.

- Charter number nine.

- Let's do it.

[ laughs ]

- jemele hill.

She is a well-known sports broadcaster.

She was on espn for 12 years,

but left to become a senior staff writer

for the atlantic magazine.

She's ecstatic to take such an extravagant trip

with all her closest girlfriends.

All-lady trip.

- Copy that.

- Loves delicious food,

so feel free to pull out all the stops on this one, pal.

- Yeah, it's nice, isn't it?

- Jemele's getting married later this year,

and wants this charter to be a pre-bachelorette party

with her close friends.

On night one, she wants to have a 90's theme party.

Night two is going to be an all-white dinner party

that I am supposed to attend.

Jemele has requested dirty themed drinks,

like blow-job shots.

Can we get any of those, like, little dick lollipops?

- Anything for you, captain.

- Good.

- You need to serve them a naughty bachelorette-themed

penis cake for dessert,

and I'm sure kate is more than capable

of giving you some ideas.

- Thank you.

- I am confident going into this cock cake.

I mean, there's only a couple of steps here.

You've got to make the shaft, the knob,

the balls, and the base.

- We don't want to like cock rock?

- Oh, you want it something standing up?

- Usually. - Okay.

- That's more fun.

- I've got huge, huge cock cake energy.

- I think it's gonna be a great last charter.

- I think it's gonna be fun. - I think so, too.

- Yeah, I get to make a penis cake.

- You doing all right? - Yeah, I'm all right.

- Okay.

- I'm just saying that... - You know your body.

- Okay, cool, let's do it.

- Yeah.

- Hi, are you okay?

- So like everything between you and tanner is done?

- I'm just over it, you know. And I have to deal with...

- I know. - ... People hitting on people.

- I don't think kate likes him like that.

I think she's just flirting.

- Entertaining him. - You know.

- Oh, he did?

- That's crazy.

- The worst thing is that you just have to, like,

see them every single day, you know.

And I was like I didn't have a lot of expectations.

All I thought was it would just be like a seasonal thing,

and then, you know, it'll be done. You know.

- Right. - And then he was like...

- But not disrespecting you during that season.

- Yeah, exactly, you know.

I'm so irritated that I'm still talking about this.

It's really irritating me.

- Yeah, well, you know what you need to do?

- Get under someone else. - Yeah.

- Hey. - Hi.

- It's 82 inside our room.

- Oh, I feel like I'm going to be on fire.

- Let's go, mr. Dobson. - I'm coming.

- We'll see who scores, though.

- He scores.

- Cheers to the last charter.

- Cheers, man. - Cheers.

- We made it.

- ----Ing made it. - ----Ing made it.

- I think that they under-appreciate me.

And I think it's one person in particular,

and unfortunately, his attitude...

- I see that, yeah.

- And that's really hard for me to walk into.

And I don't...

- It's hard for me to see happening.

- I think rhylee deserves a chance to work on a yacht

with actually a manager who manages.

Ashton has gotten a little too big for his bosun britches.

He's not giving you a chance, and he's not being a leader.

- Is kate being too much of a bitch

to stick your [bleep] in or what?

What's going on?

- I don't like bitchy girls.

- Whatever. - He's just stupid.

- I'm over it. - He's very stupid.

- But I also want to get laid, so the bitchier, the better.

I just wanna thank everyone for giving me the support.

This one's to you, boys. - Yeah.

- Coming up...

- You're a ----ing misogynous pig.

- I'm saying [bleep] off to you, you ----ing prick.

- All right, let's go.

- Could I eat that?

- I don't know what it is.

- Do you see that?

The cat had ----ing glasses on.

- Yeah. - Look at that.

I want to buy everything.

- I'm excited about this night market.

Like, I want a scorpion on a stick in the worst way.

- Oh.

- Oh, no.

- This is good.

- Is scorpion my spirit animal?

Because the scorpion will be like

I'm nice, I'm nice, I'm nice.

And pssh and kills you.

- Crickets. - Right there.

- Yes, it was good.

- I'll try it.

- This last bit.

- Can I get some of these, this one, ten.

- We're in thailand, and I'm in a thai market, you know.

And one more.

So I've got the chance to buy insects,

I'm gonna buy some insects.

- I eat tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.

One more.

- Oh, just let her do it. It's her kitchen.

- And one more.

Perfect.

- Oh, my god. - Awesome.

And two more, yeah. - Don't buy all of them.

- Well, can I just order my food, and then you just...

- Yeah, I'm talking to him, not you.

- Okay, cool.

Can you put this one in a bag, please?

- Do you have any more of the scorpion?

Do you have more?

- I'm just trying to order some stuff.

- Scorpion. He took them all?

- And rhylee just comes up behind me, I don't know,

she's pissed off at me already or what's going on.

I've just had enough of this sh--.

- To you? - Yeah.

- Oh, my god, I was just like [bleep] me.

- You're pathetic.

- I'm pathetic. - You are.

- I'm not stupid.

I know kevin's telling them about the scorpion-gate

by the way ashton rolls his eyes,

as if he's, like, anticipating drama.

So you know what? Here comes drama.

What do I care? He's a ----ing boson.

- Hello?

- And you're a ----ing fisherman, so whatever.

- And you're a ----ing chef. - Have your say.

You've got the stage, have your say.

- You've already had your...

- It's called gaslighting, and we're not gonna be a part of it.

- Exactly.

- You're a ----ing misogynist pig.

- Yeah, all right, we're all misogynist pigs.

That's what we are.

- All right, rhylee. All right, that's enough.

- Rhylee's a boss bitch.

I feel like me and rhylee are actually like super similar,

except she says all the things that I wish I could say but

I don't know if I can say them

because I'm trying not to get my ass fired.

That's where rhylee and I part.

- Because I would ----ing smash his face in.

- She hates your guts. - The feeling's mutual.

- I'm just tired of ashton.

I ----ing will never work with him again.

- Stop.

- A team, my ----ing ass.

- All she wants is a reaction out of us.

- She's crying because she's upset,

she's not crying for attention.

[ laughter ]

- [bleep] off.

I'm saying [bleep] off to you, you ----ing prick.

- Rhylee, calm down. - [bleep] off.

- Calm down, rhylee. - Okay.

- I don't ----ing like you.

- Yeah, yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait.

We got one more charter left.

- You want to go there?

- You're sticking up for the wrong people, that's why.

- Courtney is sticking up for rhylee,

which is stirring the pot.

She's not in the right here.

She's just making this sh-- worse.

- You're allowed to tell rhylee like to calm down,

but every time I do something, you get mad at me for it.

And then you do the same thing.

Ah. [ bleep ] my life.

- Why are you crying?

- Don't get upset. - Jesus.

It's ----ing embarrassing, bro.

- What's wrong?

- I'm just not used to someone that I care about

being so aggressive, and speaking at me.

I usually find comfort in brian,

but when he's yelling at me for no reason,

I'm going to be upset about it.

It's just a little bit, like, shocking.

- Oh.

- You think I'm going to get fired for the last charter.

Do you think I'll be fired?

- No one's saying anything, rhylee.

- I mean, let's just go.

- I just like can't do anything right.

Like, whenever I have an opinion, he's like,

"you're wrong."

like, "why you sticking up for this person,"

and then he does the same thing, but it's not okay when I do it.

And then he's very, like, hot and cold.

- All I wanted was a nice night

at the thailand market eating some scorpions.

But now rhylee's in full rage, and we've got courtney sobbing.

- Get in the van. - I don't give a ----...

- Get in the van. - And then what, kate?

- Get in the van.

- Don't. Don't touch me.

- But it doesn't hurt me personally,

because when rhylee screams at me,

I feel like it's more in a sister way.

Like she needs to scream at someone,

and she knows I'll take it.

What a disaster.

- Oh sh--. - Oh.

- What? - Oh sh--, you did it.

- I did, so, cheers.

- Friendship bracelets. - Yes!

- I want this one. - I want this one.

- Okay.

- You guys all want to think it's a disaster,

and it's nothing, but you're not the one getting

the ----ing brunt of it.

- Rhylee, you are not the only person in this crew.

Please stop talking.

- Yo, ----ing brian. - Nice to be...

- This bracelet's dope.

- Thank you. You like it?

- You've had plenty of time. I want you to stop talking.

- I've had plenty of time to what?

My time is over now to feel hurt

by the ----ing way my crew treats me?

- Yep. It sure is.

- So we're going to listen to the ----ing music

and do what you want to do? - Yep.

- Right. Let's do that. - Shut up.

- Everyone touch bracelets.

- Oh yeah, let's touch bracelets.

- Let's touch bracelets.

- What happened, courtney? What's wrong?

- What do you think happened, rhylee?

- I don't know, that's why I'm asking courtney.

- Yeah, your outrage.

- Get the [bleep] off of my ----ing jock right now, kate.

- Coming up...

- This hour of the night, I don't need to hear

slamming doors, loud voices.

If anybody has an issue with that,

I'll be in my quarters and y'all come see me.

[ laughter ]

- I'm so ----ing pissed I could kick somebody's face in.

- You know what?

I'm actually not getting involved in any more drama.

- I don't need her ----ing coming up to me

while I'm upset with somebody else

and then ----ing acting like she's ----ing queen bee.

That's bullsh--.

This is not a yacht crew,

this is a dumb nonsense ----ing bullsh-- crew.

- Jiminy cricket.

- Here you are.

- ...Upset with me for everything

that I have an opinion on.

I don't know what's going on with brian.

Especially when he's been drinking.

I'm just over it.

Everything I do, he's just like, "why did you do that?"

and I get the cold shoulder. I don't get a conversation.

I get, "wow, I can't believe you did that."

- my boy blue. - You my boy blue.

- Like I don't wanna rekindle that

if he's gonna deal with conversations like a toddler.

[ sighs ]

- hey, cheers, boys. - Cheers, brother.

- Cheers, brothers.

- You've got an agenda tonight, brother.

- Oh, that's... - You do.

You've got a ----ing mission, my friend.

- Once the whole rhylee sh-- happened, I knew that was it.

- There she is.

[ cheers ]

- lemons.

- Oh I love it.

- I can't hear what the boys are saying,

but I've been around them enough to know

if it's my name coming out of their mouth,

I'm pretty sure they're talking sh--.

[bleep] you.

- Don't slam the door.

- Now I can ----ing say that that doesn't happen tonight.

Thanks a lot, ken.

- Oh, where did those bags of ----ing bugs go, by the way?

- All right, I'll go down and get them now.

- It's all right.

- Kate, I said cheetos and coca cola.

- Chill out.

- Kate, I'm going through.

Kate, come on. Don't be dramatic.

- Can I walk up and around?

- Kevin has put his foot down multiple times

about I can't put the wine in the fridge.

He's made an argument out of everything.

Well guess what?

I am the head of a department on this boat, too,

and my department's the interior,

and you can't be in it.

- Oh, my god.

She's not even letting kevin into his own galley.

- Come on, kate.

Kate, seriously, move, please, kate.

Come on.

- Oh, he just got a door slammed in his face.

- Kevin got a door slammed?

- Little katie has come out to play again.

And she's acting like a little brat.

- Kate, what are you doing?

This is too dramatic.

This is ... This is...

- Get out of here.

- I'm not gonna stick around for that.

- Just get me through the door. - No, no.

- Oh, for [bleep]'s sake.

Seriously, kate's being dramatic.

I'll wake up captain. Kate's being dramatic.

----Ing psycho.

Guys, now I'm panicked.

I just walked through the interior of kate.

It's getting heated, and it is getting heated quickly.

We're talking channel nine business.

- There she is.

- Kate, seriously, stop being so dramatic.

What happened?

What, no, tell us what happened,

that we're being so dramatic about.

- Stop slamming doors. It's not necessary.

It's everybody's boat. Let's have respect for the boat.

- Yeah, it is. Stop slamming doors.

- That's not the right way to act.

- What's happening, kate?

- Kate, tell us what's happening.

What did you hear in your own head?

- Sorry, cap.

- What the [bleep] is going on?

- I don't know.

- Nobody knows, and I don't want to know.

I don't want to know.

All I want is people to get into bed

and be ready to go in the morning.

- Copy that, captain. - Copy.

- That's all I want. - Copy that.

- The rest of it's irrelevant and bullsh-- right now.

In less than 12 hours, we've got charter guests.

And they're still up kicking this dead horse?

I'm madder than a pissed-on chicken.

This hour of the night,

I don't need to hear slamming doors, loud voices.

If anybody has an issue with that, I'll be in my quarters,

and y'all come see me.

All or collectively, one at a time, I don't give a [bleep].

They're acting like assholes. I've had enough.

There'll be hell to pay in the morning.

And I'm it, mother----ers.

- Oh sh--.

- Next on below deck...

- What's up, you sexy librarian?

We'll set a sex date.

----Ing, and we'll go whole foods on that sh--.

- I don't know what that means.

Okay.

[ crying ] - hey.

- We're not seeing eye-to-eye at all.

- Damn, this lady's real famous.

- I think it'll be fun.

- We're not getting on your nerves, are we?

- No, I'm sorry you feel that way.

- If anybody here feels that they can't get along,

go downstairs, pack your ----ing bags, and leave.

- I don't know why you're being a dick about this.

- I'm trying to explain to you that we have a lot

of sh-- to carry.

Karma is my spirit animal. She's such a bitch.

- Let's go with the cake. - Let's do it.

I'm a bit nervous, but here goes nothing.

- Um... - Wow.

- Oh.

- You're on your own, kevin.

- Now what do we do with it?

- For mo