Original subtitles

- Previously, on "Below Deck"...

- Can I have a hug?

- The thought's obviously going through my head about

what's gonna happen with myself and Court

in a serious, long-term commitment type of way.

- To be honest, I feel like

we're on different lengths and stuff.

I mean, I'm trying to have some fun.

- What the hell?

Tanner's definitely the definition of a [bleep] boy.

- Yeah, no, but I don't need to be looked out for.

Chef-to-chef, Justine can go [bleep] herself.

- All right.

- You were warned by Captain Lee.

- Quit pointing your ----ing finger at me,

and talking to me--

- Rhylee, you don't give a [bleep] about anybody.

- You're right, I don't give a [bleep]--

- I would never speak to you the way

that she spoke to me last night.

I'd like to go into the next two charters a man down.

- Every day, there's an issue.

- I feel like the responsibility falls more on Ashton.

Nobody's putting Ashton in check,

and it's time someone does.

Why have a bosun if they're not gonna manage the team?

- I'm fed up with all the whining and bitching.

I have to make a decision.

God, what a sh---show.

- Ugh!

- Rhylee, Rhylee, Lee.

- Ah! - Oh!

- Ugh.

- Go in there, take responsibility for your--

- Go ahead, Cap.

- Can I get you in the sky lounge, please?

- On my way.

- Take responsibility for everything.

- It's my fault.

- Cap.

- So, I talked with Ashton

and I talked with everybody else.

We do have a situation,

And it's unpleasant.

You're probably one of the hardest-working people

I've ever worked with, but this ain't Alaska,

it's a yacht,

and we behave differently.

As with all unpleasant situations,

there are solutions.

I've come to the conclusion that we're gonna make it work,

and that's gonna take some change on Ashton's part.

It's gonna take a lot of change on your part.

The only way that you're gonna change

the way people treat you

is going to be how you react to how they treat you.

Rhylee's a hard worker.

Her edges are about as rough as they can possibly be.

But we're so close to the end of the season,

there's no way I'm letting her go.

- You have my word that I will do better.

- I expect it.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Well, I've tried really hard,

and the fact that I know that these people

that I work with try to get me fired, it hurts a lot.

- It's okay.

- They genuinely just don't like me.

Where do I go from here?

- Ashton, meet me in the sky lounge, please.

Have a seat.

I've talked to everybody.

I could deal with this situation the way that you are,

which is we'll just make it go away.

But that's not managing the situation.

- We are not gonna change her.

- I'm not asking you to change her.

I'm asking you to try and make it work.

Did you tell her that you've been just tolerating her?

- Yeah.

Since you've come on this boat, I've been tolerant towards you,

I've been-- - Tolerant towards me?

- Yes. - What does that mean?

- And because it's the truth, Cap.

- Sometimes, the truth isn't always

the best management skill.

What you were doing at that point in time was retaliating,

and that's not a role that you can afford to take

when you're trying to manage somebody.

- I respect you, Cap, and I respect your wishes,

and if you want me to go ahead and try a different approach,

I'm willing to do that.

- Try doing it with an open mind.

Your mind's not open right now.

- I'm shocked at the way this has just turned out.

I'm the bosun that Captain Lee brought back and trusted,

and now when a decision needs to be made

he's going with the third deckhand.

- Thank you.

- You know, I will always respect him and do what he says,

but I just hope there's a very good reason

for what just happened.

- Rhylee, Rhylee, Ashton.

- Go ahead.

- Can I see you on the sun deck, please?

- Copy that, on my way.

- So we don't need to beat around the bush,

we know what happened last night,

we know what happened this morning.

We need to make this work until the end of the season.

Respect each other, respect the situation.

I think if you and I can put in that effort,

I think we'll be okay. - Okay.

- All right?

Is there anything else that you want to say or add?

Cool. Thank you.

- Rhylee's not going anywhere.

- Serious? - She's not going anywhere, bro.

- That sucks.

- Work it, Molly, work it.

- Threaten me with a good time.

- It's a bad idea that you just want to do.

- Once the guests get off the boat, it's fair game.

- Too late.

[ yawning ]

- I mean, would you be offended if Tanner came in here

and we hooked up under you?

- Like, if I was asleep, I wouldn't give a [bleep].

- Okay, great. I wanna [bleep] him.

This boat is stressful.

Kevin's mean to me, Ashton's mean to me.

I need a little consolation.

- Gross. - I have hideous taste, Rhylee.

- Yeah.

- Did you just spit in your hands, bro?

- Let's get ----ing lit.

- I like that we have a girls' van and a guys' van.

- Oh, do you? - Oh [bleep] yeah.

I'm with them all day.

- Molly and Justine wanted to come and party with us tonight.

- I ----ing hate Justine, guys.

- I'm in. - That's all right.

By the time they arrive, you'll be sleeping, dude.

[ laughing ]

- Who are you gonna bang?

- Nobody, because I'm pissed off at all of them.

- So that leaves one of you three girls.

[ laughing ]

- Woo! - Let's do it.

- Oh, I hear music.

[ club music ]

- Oh!

- I was outta commission the first time the crew

went to Library, so I'm excited.

A lot of things happened here the first night.

Ash hooked up with Kate, Brian kissed Courtney.

Who's Tanner gonna kiss?

[ shouting, exclaiming ]

- Oh!

- Jiminy Cricket, Kate and I have sexual tension,

but now Justine comes in the mix.

It's like, oh, I mean, I'm just gonna

get drunk and see what happens.

- Charter guests are there-- - Yeah.

- It's annoying.

- You know, Ashton invited them out.

- This is annoying for me just as much as it is for Kate.

If these boys wanna see these girls,

they can all just [bleep] off together.

This is Valor time.

I'm gonna let you enjoy your cigarette.

- Okay, bye.

[ dance music ]

- Oh!

- Yeah.

- It's kind of a bummer the charter guest is here.

I'm the one that's been working all season.

I should get to [bleep] the deckhand.

- Nothing surprises me with Kate or Rhylee,

and I don't wanna make drama, so let's call it a night.

- All right, let's go. - Your chariot awaits.

Get in, get in.

It's an hour drive.

- All right.

- Van full of dicks, van full of dicks.

[ laughs ]

- Holy sh--.

- Did we have fun, or did we have fun?

[ shouting, screaming, exclaiming ]

- Yeah!

- Oh, let's talk about Ashton making out with Molly.

- Who would [bleep] Ashton?

- If I--

- I would rather [bleep] a Vienna sausage.

They're like six little weenies that are, like, pale and yucky,

and they're in coagulated fat,

and nobody really knows what to do with them.

- Okay. - I love you so much.

- Eww--I'm okay.

- Oh this is... - Hm?

- Kate, your room or my room?

- My room.

- Your room? - My room.

- Normally when I'm dating someone

I just play it day by day and see how things evolve.

- But with Brian, I like him a lot.

It's nice to have a genuine connection with someone.

And I just don't know what to say.

- Oh, thank you.

- Tanner, are you okay?

- What's up, bro? - No, no, I'm not okay.

- No? - Not okay.

I'm going to bed.

- See you tomorrow, 9:00, eh? - Ten?

- Nine-ish. - Nine o'clock.

- Jiminy Cricket.

- Kevin, I ----ing love you, brother.

[ unintelligible slurring ]

- I'll admit it--I've had a few drinks, and I'm bored.

Tanner's been flirting with me all season.

And now I would like to cash in my tickets, thank you.

- Coming up...

- Oh, boy. - Orange County housewife--

- Yay!

- Celebrating her recent divorce.

- Eww. She is doing fine.

- Ah! Mm.

[ snoring ]

- Oh, baby.

- Mm.

- Aw, are you okay?

[ grunting ]

- Pajama party!

I think this is a very good learning lesson for Tanner.

Aw.

Drink less, so you can hook up more.

- Tanner?

- What's up, bro?

[ groaning ]

- How was last night?

- It was good. - It was good?

- Yeah.

- Are you okay? - I think so.

- Do you know what happened last night?

I came to check on you and tell you to go to my room,

and you would not even flip over.

- Aw, man. - I know.

- Are you kidding me?

- How do you feel?

I blew it!

- Can't fire me, even if you try.

- How was your--ah!

I just burned-- too much steam.

- Sorry?

- Under this guy, right?

- Yeah.

- I'm not a big fan of micromanaging anyone,

and I'm not gonna start now.

- Mm-hmm.

- With Rhylee and Ashton, they're adults.

They don't have to like each other,

but they do have to work together,

because neither one of them's going anywhere.

[ grunting ]

- I've already told you what I expect.

Deliver.

- It's hanging off the stern of your tender

when you're ready, okay? - Cool, thank you.

- Oh! Tanner was canoodling a little bit.

- With who? - Justine.

- Justine. - Yeah.

- Oh, my God.

Tanner is a playboy for sure.

Simone's already upset that Tanner wants to hook up

with other people, so I'm not gonna let her know

that Tanner also wants to hook up with other people

that are also her boss.

I'm glad that I don't have to worry about Brian.

Brian might not be very mature,

but at least he's more mature than Tanner.

- Like, what the [bleep]?

- Oh, did you sleep in Court's cabin?

- Yeah.

- No, just cuddle session.

- If you say so.

You guys do seem a whole lot closer.

- Yeah.

- With Courtney and myself,

I don't really know where we stand, exactly.

I care for her a lot, but as far as my daughter's concerned,

I've been single her entire life.

So when I introduce my daughter to the person that I'm with,

I need to be confident, because I can't be bringing

women in and out of my daughter's life.

It's just gonna confuse her.

So maybe we should have a conversation.

I don't what you're talking about, man.

[ laughs ]

- I'm looking for a snack that isn't stale Doritos.

- Holy [bleep] that's good.

- Kate told me she was coming to my room

to invite me into her room last night--

- What? - --but I was too ----ed up.

- Idiot!

- So, ----ing pissed.

- Kate, Ashton, Kevin,

I need to see you guys in the crew mess in five minutes.

- Copy that for Kev.

- Oh! - Hey, Cap, how are you?

- I'm well.

Number eight.

- Oh, boy.

- Orange County housewife Alexis Bellino.

- Oh, wow.

- Alexis is celebrating her recent divorce.

Her boyfriend, Andrew, can't wait to get away with her

on a romantic vacation.

Obviously moving on to someone rather quickly.

- My only concern about having a housewife

as a charter guest is they tend to be a little dramatic.

The good news is she can't flip any of our tables

because they're all nailed down.

- Eric is Alexis' best friend.

Fitness trainers and married couple

Jacob and Ashley are excited to be joining her

on this divorce celebration trip.

Itinerary: they'll be arriving late in the afternoon,

so there's no need to worry about lunch.

- Cool.

- Night one-- - Green.

- St. Patrick's Day? - Irish.

- If you want an Irish theme party,

you're gonna get an Irish theme party.

- I don't see anything goofy on the food side.

- That's good.

- She's requested a cave island excursion...

And on night two of their charter,

because she got divorced, she wants to celebrate

Independence Day, and I get to join them for dinner.

- Yay!

As long as the charter guests have the most drama,

then we're doing okay.

- Works for me.

- ♪ I love charter eight ♪

- Oh, dear. Hi, my angel.

[ thuds ]

- [bleep]

- Look at my face!

- What did you do?

- I slipped in the shower and busted my nose open.

- Good morning.

- Okay, so let's get main deck aft looking good.

- Yeah.

- We'll uncover everything, check all the windows.

- All right.

- I've had my issues with Rhylee,

and I'm kind of stuck with her.

But the best thing that I can do now is just treat her

like the third deckhand that she is.

She's at the bottom of the ranks.

Just keep quiet and take the orders.

Last two charters, let's enjoy them.

- Sweet. - Cool.

- All crew, provisions on the dock.

- Copy. - Good morning.

- Are they here, are they?

- Thank you. Ooh.

- Give one a toss, Rhylee.

Oh!

- Yeah, now we're cooking with gas.

- Last one.

- [ grunting ] Oh!

- What did you do? - I don't know.

Whew. Jesus Christ.

I've been putting a lot of hours into this season here on Valor,

and everything's just catching up.

[ groaning ] Oh.

My back's throwing this morning,

so this charter's gonna be really intense.

[ groaning ] Oh [bleep].

- Attention all crew, I need everyone

on the aft deck in 30 minutes.

- Okay, cool. - Done.

- Nice. - We're good to go.

- Good job, Simone.

- Oh, yeah, Jake, get that stride down.

- All right, let's go.

- Vacation starts now!

[ cheering, exclaiming ]

- Did anybody bring their air horn?

[ all honking ]

- Always one douchebag.

[ shouting, exclaiming ]

- Coming up...

- Brian texts me and was like,

well, we're just having fun, right?

- Awkward!

- Nobody wants to hear that the person they like

is just having fun with them.

- It's kind of unnecessary.

- Vacation starts now!

[ cheering, shouting ]

- Always one douchebag.

- Yay.

- Hello. - Welcome aboard.

- Thank you, hi. - Captain Lee.

- Alexis.

- Alexis, nice to meet you. - Hi, welcome.

- Andrew, how are you, buddy? - Good to meet you.

- Courtney. Nice to meet you. - Kevin.

- Jake--a pleasure. - Nice to meet you, Simone.

- These people definitely look like they're

from Orange County--tanning beds, gym memberships.

Like, a Barbie Mattel factory.

I'm scared.

- Can't mess up the lipstick, babe.

- You got it.

- Welcome aboard Valor, welcome to Thailand, everyone.

- Yay!

- We've got a busy few days planned out,

so we're just gonna get right to it.

Kate's gonna show you around the boat, give you the tour.

Then we'll get underway and get off the dock.

- Let's do it! Woo! - All right, guys.

- Kate, they're all yours.

- Let the games begin!

- Just watch your step right here.

So we'll go to the master stateroom first.

This will be your room.

- Well, you're sleeping on the couch, mister.

We're not--we're not married yet.

- Hello.

- This is your master stateroom. Large bathtub, large shower--

- I'm taking notes for my house.

- You have a remote control toilet.

- I might spend some quality time in there.

- I need my boyfriend to be with me, not sitting on the toilet!

- Jiminy Cricket.

- So we've got two queen rooms

which are mirror images of each other,

and then we've got a room with two twin beds.

All right, we're about to leave the dock.

- Okay.

- If you guys want to go out to the main deck,

we'll come give you new drinks. - Okay.

- About to light them up right now.

Everybody in position?

- Yeah, copy, standing by on the bow.

- Standing by on the stern. - Bow to stern, commencing now.

- Copy, Cap, bow to stern.

- That's all bow lines on deck.

- All right, Cap...

- Cap, your stern is clear of the dock.

Stern is clear of the dock.

- Oh, yeah, it's too many saps - Is it?

- Yeah.

- Eww.

She just got divorced, and I don't know

if she's trying to prove it to her ex or her friends

that she is doing fine, but you can be doing fine

without having a tongue down your throat.

- Thanks for getting us here.

- Here you go.

- Oh, thank you so much, Kate, thank you.

- Would you like anything besides champagne?

You're welcome. - I'll do one of those.

- Okay, sure. - Let's get this party started!

- Wardrobe change!

- Should I come out hot in the pineapples?

- Yeah. - Party pants.

- What are you making? - A mojito.

[ shrieking, laughter ]

- Everyone needs to get divorced!

- All deck crew, get into your blue polo.

- Copy that.

- Have a good charter.

- So we'll just flip over laundry

and then radio me when you're done.

- Okay.

- You got your St. Paddy's Day gear on already?

- Happy St. Paddy's Day!

- "Baywatch" in the house! Hotness.

- They're so easy. - They are.

- Woo! - Woohoo, fitness in the house!

- He hasn't had a carb in two years.

- Now, I heard about your, like, doughnut sessions.

She said, like, you scarf-- - Oh, I'll pound two dozen.

- It's his weakness. That's like Kryptonite.

- No diarrhea, and no stomach ache?

- No, no, no, I release when I'm done.

Just bam, and I'm ready for more.

- Ugh! - Are you doing all right?

- Yeah. Cool, cool, cool.

- Flip, flip.

- On my mark, three and a half shots--and drop.

Copy that, let's lock it in.

- Drew! I can't live without you!

- Oh, that looked like it hurt.

- Tanner, Brian, Ashton.

Tan, if you could stay on the swim platform with the guests.

Brian, let's get ready for the excursion.

- Copy. - Copy, on my way.

- Okay, what would you have me on?

- If you start cleaning the Jacuzzi...

If I need you earlier, I'll call you.

- Okay, got it. - Cool.

- You guys are freaking crazy.

- How good does that feel? - Way good.

- That's it. - Okay, go on break.

- Cool. - Thank you.

[ sighs ]

It's blatantly obvious that I'm not a part of the team

from their eyes, so I am feeling defeated,

and it makes me question what

and why I'm doing what I'm doing.

- Guess what, Simone?

- Yes, Katie boo-boo?

- It's very exciting. - Oh, really?

- Yeah, I'm gonna let you girls handle the dinner service.

You got this.

- Okay.

I definitely feel like I've come a long way,

service wise, since the beginning of the season.

But still, Kate is being very condescending,

and when someone is condescending towards me,

they're insulting my intelligence,

and I can't stand that.

Bye, Felicia.

Uh, where-- - Are you comfortable with that?

- Yeah, yeah.

[ sighs ]

[bleep]

- Oh, you got the Irish jig going.

[ humming ]

- You wanna talk about dinner?

- Yeah, let's talk about dinner.

- Dinner at 8:30?

- If I can't get through this dinner service,

we're ----ed.

Yeah. [ groans ]

- All right, main bowl?

- Just gimme some green food coloring,

and it's gonna be freaking Dublin around here.

- I'm trying to spice this up kinda yacht-style,

this Irish-themed dinner,

but as long as I put some green on the plate,

put a bit of Guinness in something, I should be fine.

And the dessert, a Guinness and chocolate pudding.

- Cool.

Just to get into the theme, should I be a little more drunk?

- It's just insensitive to, like, have a conversation

that's important with someone via text message.

He's being a ----ing dick.

- Coming up...

- What's going on with you and Court?

She's going around like ----ing saying sh-- now.

- What the [bleep], man? - I'm just letting you know.

- This is a different side of Courtney that I'm seeing.

It's not a good side.

Thanks for the heads up, bro.

- I've got my one-piece on,

- I've got my one-piece on, is that a crime?

- Yes! - This is yours.

Service actually isn't that hard.

Like, come on, I'm a freaking math major, you know?

All you need is a little practice with this stuff.

- Which one's going which?

I'm proud of how far I've come.

- Eric, whenever you want it, bud.

- All right, thanks, bro. - Yay.

- How was your break?

- Brian texts me and was like,

"So, I just wanna chat about

what you're thinking about like us."

And I was like, "What are you thinking?"

He's like, "Well, we're just having fun, right?"

And I was like-- [ laughs ]

- He said that to you via text? - Yeah.

- Awkward.

- "Just having fun" is the tackiest thing I've ever heard.

Nobody wants to hear that the person that they like

is just having fun with them.

And it just means that they're not that important to them.

- I'm so surprised. - Ugh!

- Oh, that's just weird.

Oops.

[ laughs ] - Oh, God.

I feel bad for Courtney.

Clearly, this is her first boatmance.

If you don't mind, you're probably gonna go

on the tender ride.

She is spinning out about this whole Brian thing,

so I think an excursion is the perfect thing for her.

She can get off the boat, clear her mind,

and take her misery elsewhere.

[ sighs ]

- So we're all good for 5:30.

I've told Alexis what our plans are.

- Who are you gonna take from your deck crew?

- I'm taking Tanner. - Okay.

- Yeah.

- Where did he go? Did he go back into the water?

Oh, yeah.

- We're boarding the little guy

and we're gonna go just around the islands for a minute

and then come back? - Yeah.

- See you soon.

- Thank you. - Absolutely, a pleasure.

- Hi! - There's Eric.

- There you are.

- I was wondering where you were.

- Enjoy. - All right, guys, hold on.

- Thank you for those words of wisdom!

That was amazing.

- Photo shoot.

- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

We gotta get it all going on here.

- Are you kidding me?

That's the last thing I wanna see.

It's the last thing I ever wanna see, but especially not now.

It's gross.

I've never seen this side of Rhylee.

She catches humungous fish, she's Alaskan, strong woman,

but she's been completely beaten down by this ex-Chippendale.

- Honestly, I don't think I'm gonna speak to him much at all.

I'd prefer not to be... - Oh, yeah.

- Can I eat this cheese?

- Yeah. - Yay.

- Hey, what's going on with you and Court?

- Me and Court?

- She's going around, like ----ing saying sh-- now.

That you messaged her and said "hey, blah, blah, blah".

- What the [bleep], man?

- Yeah, I'm just letting you know.

She came up here straightaway and just ----ing told Kate.

It's really pissed me off Courtney is speaking about

our personal relationship.

I've respected her by not saying anything to anyone.

- And now they're just, like, talking to each other.

- Yeah, this is a different side of Courtney that I'm seeing.

It's not a good side.

Thanks for the heads up, bro.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- I love this.

- Here's to an excellent day.

- Kevin made little snacks, if anyone wants.

There's little skewers. - Oh.

- Yeah.

- You guys good to start heading back?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Do you wanna wear a pair, Kevin?

- I'm all right, green's not my color.

- What about a formal hat?

- Yeah, I'll do that.

♪ I've got a green hat on my head, on my head ♪

♪ Oh, I've got a green hat on my head, on my head, on my head ♪

♪ Oh I've got a green hat on my head! ♪

[ groaning ] Oh, my back.

- Copy that, I'll have somebody back there

to help you with the lines.

- Hi! - Hello.

- Hello! - Hello.

- How was it?

- Awesome! [ cheering ]

- Nice!

- Thanks, guys, hope you had fun.

- Thank you!

- Court? - Yeah?

- When you've got a second can you let me know, please?

I need to talk to you.

- Um, maybe.

- Eh? - Maybe.

- After dinner? - Maybe.

Don't wanna have a conversation with Brian

because I'm at work, and I don't wanna be

talking about something that's already upset me

while I'm at work.

- Kinda boring. - Hey, how was it?

- It was really pretty. - Yeah?

- I don't know, Court's got some issue with me.

- Courtney? - Yeah.

- Really?

- It bothers me that, like, he's upset me,

and then it interferes with me being at work.

- But maybe talking to him will make you less upset.

- I think it'll probably make me cry,

and I'll have puffy, red eyes,

and then I'll be thinking about how I just cried at work.

- Oh [bleep] that's not cool.

- Yeah.

- Coming up...

- Ah!

Oh! Oh! [bleep]

- Okay, I'll fix my hair.

[ laughter ]

- Why don't you go change into your blacks and take,

like, 15 minutes? - Okay.

- Is this even, Kate?

- Divine.

- Not bad. - Oh, man, that's ----ing good.

- Oh, my gosh, slim pickings for décor here in Thailand.

Irish theme party!

It's the luck of the Irish, the end of the rainbow,

after me Lucky Charms.

Yee!

Considering what I had to work with, it looks pretty darn good.

- This looks so good.

- Oh, thanks. - Super fun.

- Deck crew, deck crew, meet me on the bow, please.

- Copy, on my way. - Copy.

- ♪ Oh, you need some plates ♪

[ metal screech ] - Ooh!

- I'm so sorry. - Oh!

- That hurt my feelings.

- It was a good day.

So myself and Brian will go down, we'll be up at 6:00.

Just yeah, tidy up and keep everything as clean

as we can for tomorrow.

[ sighs ]

- Are you guys ready to go to the table?

- Yeah, let's do it. - Yeah.

- Woot woot. - Wow.

- It's a lot of green. Like, you really--

- Shut up.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- That's water--this is water, right?

- Yes, it is water. - Thank you so much.

- Let's have a good time. - Ah! I love it!

I told every guy that I dated I'm never getting married again.

And I told him that too.

I'm like, you can date me, but I'm never getting married again.

I've done that. Done.

And then I met him, and I'm like,

"When are we getting married?"

[ laughs ]

- Happy St. Paddy's Day, Irish friend.

- Kate's still running plates, though, right?

- Yeah, yeah, she's coming. - Yeah.

Girls, I'm gonna be one minute.

- Kate, could you please come to the galley for service?

- This is the most sexy Irish food I've ever seen.

- Oh, thank you.

- Oh, that looks amazing.

- Brisket should be nice and soft,

and then whipped mashed potato. It is very Irish.

- That is, like, a real-- - I love that.

- All I hear is "delish."

[ sighs ]

[bleep]

- Ooh.

- Back to my happy place.

Except it's broken.

- How busy are you right now?

You wanna have a smoke? - Uh, yeah.

- Thank you.

- How you guys getting on today? You guys did pretty well, huh?

- Yeah.

- Don't tell me you wanna hook up, just do it.

I mean, I don't--I think it's being overthought.

I think if it happens, it happens.

It's just a little awkward with Simone.

- I know.

- We should probably wait a day or two.

- Yeah, I think so too.

- Thank you, Jesus, that he did not give up on me,

because I was a bitch.

Okay, I wasn't quite that-- was I that bad?

I wasn't that bad. - Uh--

- Oof.

- As soon as the cream on, let's go.

- Looks delicious, thank you.

- I've got some Irish shortbread,

and the chocolate pudding's made with Guinness.

And then just double cream on top.

- Thank you so much, Chef. - Double cream, yeah.

- Yum. - How is everything?

- So good. - So good.

- You broke your carbs rule?

- Yeah.

- I'll give him a spanking. - Yeah.

- Do you have Diet Coke? - Yes, we do have Diet Coke.

- Diet Coke, thank you. - You're welcome.

- These are so good. Yeah.

- You're really, like, too much for me to look at right now.

I'm dizzy after all that chocolate.

- You're welcome.

- We're going to bed. See you all later.

We're going to have fun.

- Okay. - All right, love you guys.

- [groaning] Oh! - You okay?

- Drew, this is foreplay.

[ laughs ]

- Guess what? - What?

- It's 10:00. You're on breakfast.

6:30, on deck. - Toodles.

- As soon as we're done covering, get to bed.

[ crying ]

- It's overwhelming.

I thought that he genuinely liked me,

and he's someone who I've probably taken comfort in

for the majority of this charter season.

[ sniffling ]

And now I'm questioning the legitimacy

of how much he actually likes me...

[ sobs ]

...and I can't handle that emotionally.

[ crying ]

- I think it's gonna be a good day.

[ yawns ]

[ grunts ]

- Hello.

- You and Brian sorted your sh-- out?

- No, I haven't talked to him.

- Morning. - Good morning, how are you?

- Well, how are you? - Good, thank you.

Did you get some good rest? - Uh-huh.

- Literally my favorite meal of the day.

- Kevin, they're ready to bring out breakfast stuff.

- Okay.

[groaning] Oh.

[ humming ]

- Hi, good morning, beautiful people.

Now with eggs, I can pretty much do everything and anything.

- Eggs Benedict? - Yeah, of course.

- Okay. - So what we're gonna do now,

we're just gonna get one of the tenders back on board.

- Okay.

- Here's your two eggs over easy.

- Here we go. - Coming.

- The best scrambled eggs in the world.

- Thank you.

- Hi, Rhylee. - Good morning, everybody.

- Morning! - Ready to see more of Thailand?

- Yes, we're ready!

- Well, you guys enjoy your breakfast.

- It's so good. It's so good.

- That is amazing. - It's so good.

- All the guests like me.

It's just you guys I have problems with.

- The guests only have you in small doses.

[ laughs ]

- I really don't have anything to say to that.

- See how happy I am with you?

Because I've only seen you a little bit today.

[ groaning ] Ah!

Oh.

[bleep]

[ groaning ] Oh!

Oh [bleep].

[ groaning ] Oh!

Kate, Kate, Kev.

- Would you like another mimosa?

- Yes, thank you.

- What are you doing on the floor?

- You need to get me some painkillers.

- [bleep] - Oh, no.

- I can't straighten my back.

[ groaning ] Oh.

- I think so.

Oh [bleep] that hurts.

- Can you stand? - I don't know.

Oh!

- I'll just sit here like this, this is fine.

[ groaning ]

This is the worst back pain I've ever had.

I've gotta be physical in this job,

and I don't know how I'm gonna get through this charter.

My back is just throbbing.

- Yeah, just go behind my window in my thing,

and there's a plastic bag there. - Okay.

- Oh!

- You've got one left, eh? - Yeah.

One's enough. - Okay.

- [bleep]

- I'm so full. - As am I.

- And, like, with alcohol and food.

[ sighs ]

[bleep]

This is probably the hardest work scenario I've ever had.

I'm still trying to learn the yachting industry,

and the fact that you throw in a bunch of drama with a meathead

who can't control his own temper...

[ belches ]

...boys who are gonna follow suit

because that's bro code, it's hard.

[ groaning ]

- Courtney? - Yeah?

- You wanna go on break? - Sure.

- Thank you.

- Poor Kevin, did you see he hurt his back?

- No. - And, like, couldn't move.

And Teh had to come help him.

- Okay.

- I'm gonna have you pull in the anchor this morning.

When you're ready, you take the brake off

and then you tell him to stand by.

- Sweet. - Good?

- Yeah, too easy. - To my Thailand boys.

- Tanner, you can start pulling.

- Anchor's at the water line right now.

- Love you guys. - Salud!

- Anchor's in the pocket.

- Roger that, let's get outta here.

[ sighs ]

Courtney, you wanna talk?

- What I said to you last night, you took it the wrong way.

- I do like you.

This is why I'm coming to try to sort things out.

I don't wanna end this whatever it is.

I don't understand why you went to Kate and Kevin.

I mean, like, everything else that we spoken about and done,

I've never, ever gone to Ashton,

I've never gone to anybody,

because I know you're conservative,

and I respect that.

- Because I don't want anyone to know my business,

end of story.

Like you don't want anyone to know your business,

and I don't tell anybody your business.

But now you're telling everybody mine.

- Brian, Brian, Ash.

- Yeah, go for Brian.

- Meet me on the bow.

[ groans ]

- Sorry to interrupt you.

Kevin seems to be in a lot of pain.

He can't move.

- [bleep]

That's all I need, is for our ----ing Chef to go down.

It's the last area.

Every other area, I can fix myself.

But that's not what they paid for.

I'm just an old ----ing line cook.

- Oh!

- If the chef can't cook, nobody eats.

And if nobody eats, we're ----ed.

I mean, we're in the middle of nowhere.

There's no way I'm gonna get somebody out here

in time to bail us out.

- Oh! [bleep] you, man.

- Next on "Below Deck"...

- You already knew that they kissed.

- No, I didn't.

I just feel my blood pressure--woo!

Screw you, Kate. - Awesome, two more?

Yeah. - Don't buy all of them!

- And then one more--

- What a ----ing bitch.

- You're a ----ing misogynist pig.

- Yeah. - [bleep] off.

I don't ----ing like you. - Stop.

- Every time I do something, you get mad at me for it.

- What happened, Courtney?

- What do you think happened, Rhylee?

- Get the [bleep] off of my ----ing jock.

How dare you?

- This hour of the night,

I don't need to hear slamming doors.

I don't give a [bleep].

They're acting like assholes.

I'm madder than a pissed-on chicken.

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