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Previously on "Dragula."

Welcome to Kansas, uglies.

If this is how they welcomed us to "Dragula,"

I am so fucked for the rest of the season.

Is there a clique already formed?

Any situation in which Annie is in there,

it's to talk shit with people,

so I already know what the tea is.

So you don't feel like Felony is the best?

Because she's still at a beginner level.

I don't know what it is about Uncle Fester,

but she's really rubbing me the wrong way.

For your first challenge of the season,

you must conceptualize and create looks

inspired by our theme, Horror in Oz.

And that winner is Scythe.

Bitch, I just fucking won the first challenge

of season seven of "Dragula."

You will each be voting

for which two competitors you would like

to see face tonight's extermination.

I am going to vote for Annie.

Suck my dick, Felony, you dumb bitch.

Purus and Annie Agurl

you'll both be facing the very first extermination

of the season.

I'm fucking pissed.

My entire fucking career is resting in the fate

of who gets a broom first.

Watch your fucking back, bitch. Watch your fucking back.

Hello, uglies.

On last week's episode,

we witnessed fighting, name-calling, humiliation,

and behavior that some viewers may have found

deeply disturbing.

To those viewers, we would like to offer our deepest

and most sincere apologies

for failing to anticipate

that people tuning into the seventh season

of the "Boulet Brothers' Dragula" might just be exposed to

the "Boulet Brothers' Dragula."

Darlings, if you came here hoping to witness

a peaceful celebration of queer love and art

where everyone agrees, no one is judged

and each contestant receives equal praise

for expressing their truth,

you have made a catastrophic error in programming.

This is not a documentary about the healing power of drag.

This is not a support group with a prize package.

And this is certainly not a safe space.

It's a television set with excellent attorneys

and a medic on standby.

Tonight, our monsters will be judged.

Feelings will be hurt.

Friendships may even be destroyed.

And there is a great likelihood

that a grown adult in a wig

will behave like an absolute asshole.

That's not a failure of queer representation.

That is hilarious.

So sit back, lower your expectations of humanity,

and as Madeline Hatter once wisely said,

"Take a couple of shots of tequila and get into it."

Now please, enjoy tonight's shitshow.

♪ Drag

♪ Filth

♪ Horror

♪ Glamour

♪ Dragula, she's a killer

♪ Queen Dragula

♪ She'll make you scream

♪ Drag, drag, drag, drag, Dragula ♪

♪ Dragula, she's a killer

♪ Queen Dragula

And we are back.

- And we're back. - Back to hell, baby.

Hello.

Last week was amazing.

It was such an introduction to the whole fucking thing.

Happy I was safe. Would've rather have won.

But that's what this week is for.

Last week was okay.

Wish I did better, but you know, we all have those days.

Who do we think survived?

Purus and Annie Agurl,

I'm afraid you'll both be facing

the very first extermination of the season.

Who do we hope survived?

- I think Annie- - I like that question better.

I think because of the shoe history of the show

that maybe Purus might not come back.

I really want Purus to walk through those doors.

I think he's got what it takes.

I really, really hope he walks through those doors.

I kind of think that Annie is coming back though.

I feel kind of bad for having said Annie.

You will each be voting for which two competitors

you would like to see face tonight's extermination.

I'm going to have to vote for Annie Tree onstage.

I think it is crazy that Annie was in the bottom

by literally only three fucking votes.

That is all that it took to put her up for extermination

and possibly end her entire experience here on "Dragula."

I don't think it's crazy Annie was in the bottom

with three votes.

You can't really just come in

and just immediately start making enemies.

Oh, she like threatened the fuck out-

That's my bitch,

but she threatened the fuck out of everybody.

If I land in the bottom and I come back,

I'm breaking fucking necks.

Where's Purus?

Watch your fucking back, bitch.

Watch your fucking back.

Fucking A, bro.

What do you think her troubles were rooted in?

Felony, you are up for extermination. That was insane.

I'm not threatened because-

- You're not? - I'm not.

She is going to come for you and for me though.

- But bring it. - Down.

I know that if Annie comes back,

she's going to go off on everyone except for me and Vanda.

It seems as though everybody on this cast

is scared of speaking up to Annie.

I'm not scared. I do believe she's going to come for me,

but I'm not concerned in the least.

I have one small thing also to say

to Satanna about the Gossip Girls.

When I was eavesdropping also,

she was saying bad things about Scythe and myself

and that was a really good opportunity

for you to defend us and you did not.

That's actually not true because I did defend Scythe.

I said that Scythe had a really strong look-

But you didn't defend me?

Well, what do you want me to do?

What do you want me to do?

I didn't feel like I needed

to defend a grown adult in that moment.

We're in a competition.

This is not my role here.

I'm not going to be your protector this whole season.

I'm back, bitches.

- Annie! - Eat it up, bitches.

The extermination was ass.

You think you're prepared, you're not.

I am furious with the bitches

who put me up for extermination.

It would be much safer for them if I were to be sent home.

So it's good that I'm not.

I'm pretty fucking agitated

that I was placed in that position

whenever I did so goddamn well in the challenge.

And I think that there were people

who should have been placed there

because they did not do as well.

Tell us who, baby.

Inkubus could have very easily been there.

It was pajama set and a mask,

so I would've loved to have seen you put there

and I would've loved to see you go home for it.

I understand that,

but I also don't want you making me the reason

for everyone deciding to put you in the bottom.

I didn't even say your name.

Well, you don't have to call on my name

for me to not like you.

But the one who did call on my name for me not to like,

Hello Felony.

I voted for you out of defense because you voted for me.

I voted for what I thought was fair.

And I think that when people let their emotions

get in charge of the way they vote for things like that,

they're gonna trip themselves up.

And I think that while things like that can do fun,

shady things for things like um like place curses

and winnings and losings and things like that on people,

but I think that- - My self-worth is exactly-

I'm almost done.

- Okay. - Thank you.

But I do think that- - So long.

Yes, ma'am. I think it backfired a little bit.

But did it though? One of y'all is already out.

My self-worth is exactly why the fuck I'm not gonna let

a bitch who should not be saying stuff about me

stay in this competition, okay?

And I don't want to compete up against girls

who can't keep their wigs on.

And I am not going to stop until you're gone.

- Oh! - What's happening?

Hello, "Dragula"!

It's me, Auntie Heroine.

Your exorcister.

I'm so excited to see Auntie walk in.

I absolutely loved seeing her on the last season.

Hello, "Dragula."

I don't believe that anyone deserves

to win this competition without going to exterminations.

I'm here to be the motherfucking mother of this shit.

I'm here to guide you through all the fun

and chaos of the season.

- Yes God! - But first.

Pack your bags. We're going on a field trip.

- Oh shit. - Oh shit.

- Oh shit. - Let's go, girls.

Should I pack extra underwear?

This is like a famous puppet theater. Oh my God.

I see beautiful lights and I see a giant marquee lit up.

This is Bob Baker Marionette Theater.

Bitch, we are seeing puppets.

Okay. Okay.

Y'all, I have to let you know, I love puppets.

I have been wanting to come to this place my entire life.

I did not know that we were going to be able to come here.

I'm freaking out. I love this.

I love puppets. I love puppets.

- Holy shit. - Look at this.

- This is so cool. - So cute.

I don't think I've ever been to a puppet show before.

This is the first time for this old, old vampire.

- Here we go. - What?

- Bitch. - Oh my God.

♪ The circus

♪ The circus is everywhere for those who care to see ♪

♪ Not just today, but every day the circus is in town ♪

The puppet show is so fun. It's so cute.

I'm having such a blast.

I don't know what the fuck is going on,

but honestly, this is so fucking cute.

♪ And twice as many laughs

♪ Here they come, here they come ♪

♪ Here they come, here they come ♪

♪ They're on parade haha ♪ On parade

♪ This life is a circus

♪ A creeping circus

♪ And twice as many hands

Yeah!

Yes!

When the fuck did the Boulet Brothers

turn themselves into goddamn puppets?

They're cute though. Their nails are still killing it.

Welcome back, monsters and congratulations

on surviving your first challenge of the season.

For this week's assignment, you must conceptualize

and create a look and character

that would fit into our Circus of Screams theme.

What?

In addition to modeling your new looks

on the main stage,

you'll also have to choreograph a lip sync performance

to a special song.

And you'd better bring out all of your circus tricks

if you don't want to be shot out of a cannon.

- No. - Oh.

Now, my favorite part, your Fright Feat.

- Oh. - Ooh.

If you're going to join our carnival of freaks,

you'd better have some sideshow skills,

and tonight you're going to learn a brand new one.

To entertain the crowds,

you will all have to walk on glass one at a time.

And the monster who does it the quickest

will win the Fright Feat.

The winner of the Fright Feat

will have the ability to cast the curse of Tears of a Clown.

The victim of the curse must paint a clown face

for their main floorshow

instead of whatever makeup they had originally planned.

In some of your cases, it won't be any different.

Now get to work, freaks.

It's time to create the greatest show on earth.

Swan and Drac as little fucking puppets. It was so cute.

Their mouths were moving

and they were in this little expression like,

"Oh, hello, uglies you should fucking die,

you fucking bitch. Oh."

Seeing the glass, it's real.

I am already crying.

My breath is getting shorter and shorter.

I'm full panic.

Welcome to your Fright Feat.

As you know, you will all be walking on glass.

Whoever walks the fastest will have the ability

to cast the curse, Tears of a Clown.

The victim of the curse must paint a clown face

for the Floorshow.

I know a lot of these bitches

look like clowny little motherfuckers,

but that could potentially really fuck up a competitor.

I have to do this the fastest

because I know there are a few girls here

who will just give me the curse

simply because I've been a loudmouth,

so I have to do this quicker.

Now let's begin.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Oh my God. Okay.

Oh goddammit.

Bitch.

- Ah. - Ugh!

I think Krustyna was almost going to kill herself.

She was weeble wobbling all over the place.

I though she was going to go flat bang

straight into that glass.

I can do this. I can do this. I can do this. I can do it.

I can do it. I got this.

You got it. Take your time.

Take your time.

It's definitely starting to trip Koochie up,

so I don't know what's going to happen,

but I don't know if she's going to get there or not.

I'm crunching on this glass and it's so scary.

I know who I'm doing this for and I know I can do it,

but I could cut my foot wide open.

Yes.

Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

Now the winner of the Tears of the Clown curse is...

Felony Dodger.

Well, Felony walked the fucking fastest.

Felony is for sure going to send me the curse.

Felony's cursing me, definitely.

I think Felony is going to curse me.

I thought any other bitch is going to curse me

because I won last weekend.

We have seen the show. We know how it goes.

The victim of the curse

must paint their face like a clown.

However, you cannot curse them

until moments before the Floorshow.

Until next time, uglies.

My inspiration this week is a ballerina tightrope walker

who has been cursed to dance for all eternity

for all of the audiences in Hell.

I have sourced all these beautiful fabrics

that I have now destroyed with acrylic paint

to give that illusion that she has been dancing

through her death.

I have been in and out of dance my entire life.

That has been a huge part of who I am.

Everything has a sense of a dance, like a performance to it.

So I'm really excited to bring that to the Floorshow.

So today I decided to go really glamorous.

I'm the magician's assistant

and she's not very good at her job.

So I got some real bunny ears.

I intend on attaching those and pulling it out of a hat,

and they're going to be covered in goop.

It's not here yet, but I have some rhinestone swords

that are going to poke out of this dress

in and out of the other side.

So for this week, I am going to be an entire clown car

full of nuclear fused clowns.

I'm giving y'all clown the house down.

I will be balancing all these clown heads

onto the biggest clown head of them all.

Krustyna always makes me laugh,

so it's definitely this one who's giving Muggianna Boots.

And then Areal's usually making this face in the morning.

I'm trying to figure out which one's Annie.

My look today is a devilish sword swallower.

My drag is very centered on sex and sex appeal,

so there's nothing sexier than swallowing a sword.

I have this beautiful skirt

that's made out of this like chiffon material.

I have this beautiful bra with all these beads.

I have this sickening headpiece.

I really wanted to give period accurate circus performer.

So this robe right here is modeled

after traditional circus posters.

And on the bottom it says, "Returns from the Dead"

because I'm back.

Obviously, congratulations are in order.

Yeah, you smashed that.

So who are you thinking about cursing, babes?

I have three candidates in mind.

- Three? - Ooh.

Yeah.

Candidate number one at the top of the list,

Miss Annie.

Felony's going to give me that curse.

I think that's a very good possibility.

She can give me whatever curse she wants to all day long.

There will never be anything

that could pull me down to her level of drag.

I know for a fact Felony is going to give me the curse

because she's a rotted, gutted, nasty whore.

I feel like I have a target on my back in this competition

because of the way that I came in full force swinging

in a room full of girls who were scared to talk at all,

and I looked really good doing it.

My other two candidates would be A. Scythe,

and then, you know, third, Satanna.

- Why her? - No.

'Cause that would really teach her a lesson

not to, you know, speak up for me.

I was honestly kind of surprised that Felony called me out

for not defending her.

And that was a really good opportunity

for you to defend us, and you did not.

That's actually not true because I did defend Scythe.

Just because I didn't say anything, like, that's,

those are their emotions.

And I'm not going to get in the way

of, like, genuine emotions.

I'm worried about myself,

and I'm trying to be present in my moment

and not focus on someone else's beef.

Had it been something that was actually heinous

or, like, going against Felony's character,

I would have stepped in

because ultimately that is my friend from home.

But if someone's fucking mad at you for saying their name,

they have every right to be.

You had a real hard time with that glass.

What was going on then?

I can do this. I can do this. I can do this. I can do it.

I can do it.

If I can get heavy for a second?

Please.

I just kept on thinking about, like, you know,

my mom and grandma, like, they were in Jim Crow South.

Like, people used to throw bottles at them and pebbles

and shit like that. - Fuck.

And I just had to keep reminding myself every challenge,

every performance, everything that scares me,

I had to remind myself who I'm doing this for,

and it's for my mom.

We're still living on the land

that my great-great-grandparents saved up money

from sharecropping on.

I come from a long line of hardworking Black folks.

My great-great-grandparents were sharecroppers.

They were able to take

what little their former masters would allow them to have

from the merchandise they had on that land,

and saved up enough money for us to still live on that land.

My mother went to Spellman College. She was a professor.

She has put so much into this house,

and we are so close to being able to pay this house off.

And I just want to give her the peace of mind

after 72 years of working so hard for everyone else to know

that her children will always have a place to call home.

Everything I'm doing is for my mom,

everything I'm doing for my family, it's all for them, so.

I feel like Koochie has been through a lot in their life

and in their past, and hasn't really vocalized it quite yet.

And I feel like this challenge is something

that is challenging Koochie mentally and physically.

I think Koochie did an amazing job and challenged themself

and really pushed through

and showed us all that they're strong.

Oh, man.

- Okay, tits up. - Put the makeup on the face

or it gets- - Another day in Hell.

I'm crazy excited for this theme. I, myself, am a clown.

Don't know if you noticed, but I'm ready to take it.

So it's curse day, and Felony is going to curse

either me because I have a win,

or Annie 'cause she's a bitch.

I thought about giving this to three people.

Scythe being in the lead would be one obvious person

to give a curse to.

And then obviously, Miss Annie over there.

Finally quiet for once over there, Miss Annie.

As far as I know, you and I have never had any problems.

Suck my dick, Felony, you dumb bitch.

I also thought Satanna.

Maybe it'll teach her to stand up for her friends

when people are talking shit about them.

If someone feels some type of way about you,

they're going to feel some type of way about you.

Had she said something really disrespectful,

I would have stepped in.

Mm, I guess.

I respect Felony, but at this point, I really don't care.

I'm opening the scroll.

"I'm opening the scroll."

Brilliantis Bozotri.

Annie.

- Oh shit. - Damn, bro.

I think everybody knew

I was going to choose Miss Gypsy Rose

for the clown curse today.

Felony, fuck you. Deadass.

But it's okay, because I'm going to eat it up,

and you're probably going to wear something frizzy,

and we'll see who wins.

Ooh.

Fuck Felony. She's a rotten bitch.

But that's kind of what I expected.

I'll do my makeup as clown

and I'll still look better than Felony on any given day.

So Sam, I'm just wondering,

as you're more of like a rockstar drag performer,

how many times have you actually like lip synced lip sync?

Never.

- Oh. - Oh.

I've never done that, actually.

- Wow. - Um, excuse me?

What?

Girl, bye.

I mean, I've been performing since I was 13,

so nothing new there.

I think it's very brave to wait until you're on "Dragula"

to do your first lip sync.

Like, why would you do that, girl?

Come on. Practice in front of the mirror.

Once I'm on stage, I'm so used to it,

that's the place I'm the most comfortable in.

That's not going to be an issue at all.

The way that you convey a song

so much differently when you're lip syncing

to actually live singing is so vastly different,

so it'll be very interesting to see

if she fucks this up or not.

I'm super worried for Samuel.

I mean, what if she just falls flat?

And I kind of hope she does. Bye.

Now I have to be a clown,

so I'm going to give myself a clown eye,

make her a dead eye,

lean into some asymmetry and make it seem intentional.

I feel that Felony is a nasty, rotted, gutted whore

for doing this to me.

If she has five enemies in a room, I'm one of them.

If she has one enemy in a room, it's me.

And if she has no enemies, I'm dead.

Attention Competitors

Attention Competitors

The Floorshow is about to begin

I guess the circus came to town early.

Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

theys and thems, to the greatest show on earth.

This week we've assigned our collagenous carnies

to create circus-inspired looks for our new show,

The Circus of Screams.

And here to help us judge tonight's spectacle

is none other than the celebrated star of "Pan's Labyrinth,"

"The Shape of Water," "Hellboy,"

and too many other films to name.

The most infamous monster actor working today, Doug Jones.

Doug, my darling, be prepared to be amazed,

but remember, no feeding or petting the drag queens.

I shall not.

I don't feel worthy of that introduction,

but thank you so much for it,

and I also don't feel pretty enough to be here,

so bless you for having me.

And our next judge is not only a drag icon performer,

fashion designer, rapper, author, and recording artist,

she's also a freak friend of the family,

the incomparable Yvie Oddly.

Yvie, welcome to the show.

Thank you so much for having me.

Looks like this show finally just took an odd turn.

Now, step right up.

Be prepared to be amazed,

because it's time we dim the lights.

Start the music and let the Floorshow begin.

♪ Creeping up the backstairs

♪ Slinking into dark stalls

♪ Shapeless and slumped in bath chairs ♪

♪ Furtive eyes peep out of holes ♪

♪ She has many guises

♪ She'll do what you want her to ♪

♪ Playing dead and sweet submission ♪

♪ Cracks the whip, deadpan on cue ♪

♪ Peek-A-Boo

♪ Peek-A-Boo

♪ Peek-A-Boo

♪ Peek-A-Boo

♪ Reeking like a pigsty

♪ Peeling back and gagging free ♪

♪ Flaccid ego in your hand

♪ Chokes on dry tears, can you understand ♪

♪ She's jeering at the shadows

♪ Sneering behind a smile

♪ Lunge and thrust and pout and pucker ♪

♪ Into the face of the beguiled ♪

♪ Peek-A-Boo

♪ Peek-A-Boo

♪ Golly jeepers, where'd you get those weepers ♪

♪ Peep show, creep show, where did you get those eyes ♪

♪ Strobe lights pump and flicker ♪

♪ Dry lips crack out for more

♪ Come bite on this ragdoll, baby ♪

♪ That's right, now hit the floor ♪

♪ They're sneaking out the back door ♪

♪ She gets up from all fours

♪ Rhinestone fools and silver dollars ♪

♪ Curdle into bitter tears

♪ Peek-A-Boo

♪ Peek-A-Boo

♪ Peek-A-Boo

♪ Peek-A-Boo

♪ Golly jeepers, where'd you get those weepers ♪

♪ Peep show, creep show, where did you get those eyes ♪

♪ Golly jeepers, where'd you get those weepers ♪

♪ Peep show, creep show, where did you get those eyes ♪

♪ Golly jeepers, where'd you get those weepers ♪

♪ Peep show, creep show, where did you get those eyes ♪

♪ Where did you get those eyes

♪ Where did you get those eyes

So here we are, Drac.

It feels weird because we're under the big top

and being from LA, it's usually the big bottom.

Very true. There is an epidemic here.

So what did you think of this performance overall?

I remember our little back and forths

while they were doing the show

and I kind of feel like we feel a little bit differently

about this package overall.

Shall I tell you how I feel?

- Well, you did just ask me. - Okay, go ahead.

And I do know that you love to flap those gums,

but it's my turn.

I felt like in general, the lip syncs

and the performances were pretty solid.

I think this is an opportunity to bring props.

If you can do flips, do flips all over the stage,

jump kicks, like surprise us, do a reveal.

And nobody did anything like that.

Drac, your memory is failing you

because we did literally see props, tricks, and reveals.

What prop did we see?

Okay, one of my favorites of the night was Koochie's.

First of all, Koochie's look was bonkers crazy.

It was giving Insane Clown Pussy.

And then there was this dismembered clown head

on that accordion thing, and I thought it was so cool.

I've never really seen anything staged like that before.

Go on. Is that it? One prop?

I said I was going to start with my favorite prop.

Then there were some busted props that flopped

that I didn't really care for. - There you go.

- Okay, but- - Okay.

But there were props.

You know what I'm saying. I'm like, put on a production.

Take us on a story, beginning, middle, end.

Not just like, "Hey guys, I'm going to show you

that I remembered the words la, la, la, la."

I'm like, no, that's boring.

Okay, but to their defense,

that's not the easiest song to learn and perform.

Like, the lyrics are complicated.

That's why we gave it to them.

That's the point. It's a test.

It's a competition. - Oh, I can see.

She's in a mood today.

I don't know who you're talking to.

Nobody's going to save you. I'm right here.

I don't need saving.

Mm-hmm. Not yet.

I will say this. As far as the looks go, I was very happy.

I want to talk about Dvvsk for a minute

because this lip sync was one of the best lips-syncs

I've seen in a really long time.

The physicality, the popping, the characterization,

it was stellar.

The lip sync was interesting,

but the look to me felt a little small.

This look definitely fit into a dark world,

but I don't know if it fit into like, a horror world.

What did you think of Annie's look?

I thought it was glamorous, but there were problems.

I think the reveals were a little clunky

and I don't know that the performance really went anywhere

or said anything. - Right.

I think the Tears of the Clown curse

kind of fucked her up a little bit.

I do too. I mean, but that's part of the game, right?

You don't want everyone to hate you

so that when they get the opportunity,

they just keep cursing you.

You have to make friends.

There's this like, it feels like the conflict

between Felony and Annie is never going to end.

Like even after the show, in 10 years,

they cross paths in a bar, there's going to be static.

I think Annie just hates Felony.

I don't know why, but I don't know.

All right, that's enough talking.

I think it's time we send in the clowns.

Welcome back to the stage, my fabulous freaks.

Carnivorous carnies and circus folk alike.

Tonight we asked you to put on a show

and it was your first opportunity

to show us your performance style.

Some of you rose to the occasion

and some of you fell off the tightrope.

Now, Satanna, Annie,

Dvvsk and Koochie.

You are all safe.

You may head to the performer's tent

where you will hopefully drink a little and fight a lot.

I don't think Felony cursing me

played a role in my placement.

I slipped and fell in the shower trying to shave my legs,

so I stumbled during the performance.

It truly boiled down to me flopping.

The rest of you represent the highest

and lowest scoring looks and performances of the night.

And it's time to find out which one of you deserves

to be shot out of the cannon.

Let's start with Felony.

Hello.

So what's more annoying than one Felony?

Two Felonys.

You're both gorgeous.

I've seen prosthetic heads a lot in my day

and I actually had one of my own

as Billy Butcherson in "Hocus Pocus."

That is an exact replica of you

and it's really beautiful work.

Thank you. Thank you for being here.

Thank you so much.

This was one of the smartest props I've ever seen.

This song has so many different parts

and the fact that you had backup there helping you,

like, we all need a good sister

just growing right out of us.

The only note I have is

your sister's a little bit prettier than you.

Somehow she's more painted, right?

Yeah, how'd she beat the fuck down?

She did my makeup.

I loved your lip sync. Very impressive.

There was a little bit of a disconnect

whether you were a conjoined twin or a ventriloquist.

I debated putting lines down my face,

but I was going for conjoined twin, so I decided against it.

You fucked it all up. No, I'm only kidding.

Felony's fucking look had me scared

because every time I looked over in my peripherals,

this bitch was staring at me.

Felony, you two-faced bitch.

Next, Samuel Bendix.

You know, with the sword itself, just one little note,

it's at different angles.

So it needs to be straight in order for me to buy

that it actually seared right through you.

But it's very whimsical and lovely.

Thank you so much, Doug.

I'd like to see you experiment

with changing your body some.

Like, if you're going to do non-binary looks, it's fine,

but if you're trying to lean

into like a sexy magician's assistant,

just push it a little bit.

It felt a little small in comparison

to some of these floats up here, so.

Well, yes.

So I don't mind that your look is a little understated.

I don't mind that your prop wasn't exactly even.

I don't mind that you were a little low energy.

I mind that all of those things happened.

I think it's good to attack a challenge in a different way,

but it has to go somewhere.

Like, stab me next. Get me, girly.

Will do.

I'm shaking in my three and a half inch stilettos.

I know I wasn't in the top,

but first lip sync, hey, that should count for something.

Let's talk about Inkubus.

You literally have a target on your back.

Shit.

It could have gotten really repetitive

seeing somebody spin the wheel over and over again,

but I thought you were very smart

with how you sort of choreographed spaces

for the audience to breathe and feel something different.

Thank you.

Thank you for this old school carnival throwback,

and I love the whimsy of the knife thrower victim gone amok.

And I'll bet you're happy for implants

at this point too, aren't you?

I'm going to need some, yeah.

I thought the lip sync was fantastic,

really wonderful job.

Thank you so much.

I think this is such a shocking improvement

from last week.

You managed to capture the movement, the patterns,

and the colors of the Circus of Screams.

Thank you.

The knife props were done very well.

Oh, I love that they came out too,

because I wasn't quite expecting that.

Yeah, it was layered.

Yeah, and the spinning wheel was brilliant.

Thank you.

So many different things that you can think of

when you think of circus.

Why did she have to do the exact same thing as I did,

but bigger?

Let's move on to Areal Haunting.

Areal, Areal, Areola.

You see what I did there? - That was a good one.

You're a visual masterpiece to look at.

I was a bit confused with the,

with how much mashup there was in one character though.

There was striptease, fire eater, a circus sideshow freak.

The three boobs is a great touch,

but how it all worked together, like, what do I focus on?

Yeah, I was sort of going for like a circus performer

or a magician that kind of got fucked up

by their own stunts.

I think another way to approach it

would be lean into that.

Be that girl at the circus who ran away

because she wants to be a part of the circus

and she's not really meant for fire breathing

and she's not really meant for sword swallowing.

I think it would've helped you tell

a little bit cleaner of a story.

Thank you.

I do want to applaud you though.

You had a lot of gags, like the magician's trick

and the pasties coming off

and you managed a lot of props very well.

I could see you thinking about them though,

and that's something you definitely want to dispel.

Thank you.

Just like she had three titties,

she had three ideas that didn't fucking work.

Is she a sword swallower? Is she a magician's assistant?

Is she going home today?

All those ideas were not working,

just like her time on "Dragula."

Next up, Scythe.

Scythe, what the absolute fuck am I looking at?

This is disgusting.

I'm a little horny.

It's just really, honestly, a masterpiece to look at.

And I thought your lip sync tonight was very fun to watch.

My one critique would be just think about a better story.

Take me somewhere.

Okay. Thank you so much.

I love the scale of this.

It is giving a bit of substance at the circus,

which I'm not mad at. I love that.

I think you did a fantastic job.

You moved well on stage and your lip sync was good too.

Thank you so much.

It was Freak with a capital F.

But I also have to give you a hand

because when the hat came off, you just made my night.

Having worn many monster suits in my day,

I know what it takes to perform in something

that's that cumbersome, that heavy.

You did a gorgeous, gorgeous job,

so I appreciate that more than you might know.

Such an honor. Thank you so much. I love it.

Scythe's outfit was fucking nuts.

Ugh, the scale of everything was fucking phenomenal.

Scythe looked okay.

Moving on to Vanda.

Simply gorgeous.

But also with nice touches of horror in there.

And I love the end of your act, falling off the stage.

Well done. You gave us an ending that was like,

"Ah, she fell off."

And she died.

- Right. - Thank you.

Vanda, I though your lip sync was perfect,

and I think this look is immaculate.

I love the applique.

I love the beads, the fringe, the bloody shoes.

I really think everything

was “on pointe” with this

and so are you.

- Thank you - Ayyyy

Oh.

The comedians in the crowd today.

Wow. Thank you so much.

It was a risk in a way because it was so bright,

but you also gave it the right tones to keep it vintage

and feel like it's from a horror world.

Thank you so much.

I know you were a tightrope walker,

but you had me on the edge of my seat.

And if any of y'all ever are having issues trying to decide

how to end your performance, just kill yourself.

- Just kill yourself. - Just kill yourself.

- Yvie is right. - Thank you.

Vanda looks amazing.

Why is Vanda such a bitch?

Every time. She does it every fucking time.

And last but not least, Krustyna Clown.

I totally buy the mashup

of Bearded Lady, Faded Clown and Circus.

Well done. - Thank you.

With the act itself, with that many balloons,

I lost your face a couple times

where I wanted to see a story happening

with the song itself and the lip sync.

Thank you so much. I appreciate that.

What were you using to pop the balloons?

I had needles going all the way down my arm,

so as I was moving, I was hoping they were gonna pop

and create that extra.

Okay, girl. That is fantastic.

And that was for you alone.

- Yeah. - You have to think bigger.

Show us the needle,

pull it out cleanly so everyone can see what's going on

because right now it just looked like your balloons

were fucking each other and it made me a little sad clown.

My concern is that the fit of your bodice

was a little off.

I was seeing a lot of gaps in the back.

It didn't seem like it was necessarily made to fit you.

I put over 20 needles in my arms,

but it clearly didn't read on camera.

This was my challenge. Very disappointed.

Felony, Vanda, Inkubus, and Scythe.

You four were the best scoring performers of the night,

so congratulations.

- Oh yes. - Thank you.

That being said, this circus only has room

for one star tonight.

And the winner of our Circus of Screams challenge is...

Inkubus.

Holy shit.

Inkubus, congratulations on a job well done.

You four may leave the stage.

- Thank you. - Thank you so much.

- Thank you. - Let's roll out, bitches.

Let's fucking roll out.

I fucking won. Are you kidding?

Like, that's crazy.

Like, I was like, "Oh, I'm gonna go in.

I'm gonna show my little outfits

and it's gonna be like, super low-key."

I fucking won. You kidding? You kidding?

Like, that's crazy.

Krustyna, Samuel Bendix and Areal Haunting.

Two of you will face this week's extermination.

Krustyna.

You are safe and may head to the cauldron.

Oh my God.

Thank you.

I just, I feel like ass

and all I want to do is like scream and cry and throw a fit,

but I'm just not gonna because I can imagine

being actually up for extermination.

So I'm just relieved.

Samuel Bendix and Areal Haunting.

That means you are both up for extermination.

You must steel your nerves

and prove you should remain in the competition

above your opponent.

You'll be strapped to a human-sized wheel

and become the target of our circus knife thrower.

You'll have to remain calm

while dozens of blades come whizzing by your body

and lodge themselves deep in the wood

that's just two centimeters from your flesh.

You took such delight in that. I'm proud of you.

It's my favorite part of the show.

The person who faces the extermination with fearlessness

will win the day.

And please remember, keep those spirits high

and wear a smile on your face

because there's nothing sadder

than the tears of a clown when there's no one around.

Honka, honka.

I am walking into the cauldron

feeling a massive sense of tension.

The first thing I see is Sam throwing down their top hat.

There's obviously some fucking drama going on today.

I do think that there is something very beautiful

about one bitch voting for me getting out,

and then the second bitch voting for me being in the bottom.

It is the most circusy thing about your look

is the mug. - Oh, okay.

Well, bottom too much.

They told you to wear a clown mug

and you didn't wear any makeup at all.

- Tore the bitch! - Damn.

Aren't you a professional lip syncer?

Shouldn't you have won?

I'm safe. I don't have anything to be concerned about.

I would like to throw in that you are also wearing

just a store-bought costume covered in blood.

- Catsuit. It's a dress. - And I made everything

and designed everything myself.

Beautiful. What's the concept, Mama?

Does it matter though?

Because they said they all worked.

They didn't say any of them were a flop at all.

Did they say mine were a flop?

I'm pretty sure your gag didn't work at all.

- Yeah. - I belong here.

I've worked my off for fucking years to be here.

This is my dream

and the fact that I'm almost an early out right now

is literally making me have a panic attack.

This isn't my time to go. - Oh, sweetie.

But I belong here.

I'm sorry that you're panicking, my love,

but I am staying.

I'm sorry you believe that,

but look, what you're wearing compared to what I'm wearing.

I mean that's tea.

- Annie. - And I fucking made

every little bit of this fucking costume.

I really wish I gave a shit.

I mean, you should, girl. You're in the bottom.

It's a big fucking mess.

I love to see karma play its game with you.

I still look really beautiful.

But is that all you're going to rely on, being beautiful?

Because this competition is way more than that.

You don't seem very concerned.

I'm concerned for you.

From one person who's been in an extermination

to the other, that shit is fucking horrifying.

- Real knives, bitch. - And let me tell you this,

as a second out on my season, this shit is real.

I don't think Sam is taking this seriously enough.

I think they know they're a personality hire.

Areal is pleading her case

and Sam is just laying around on the floor

and throwing shit around like a toddler.

Being the person that I am, over the years,

I had to learn how to put my guards up

to not let people in too too much.

I have a tendency of deflecting things with humor,

but in reality, I'm really scared.

I just don't want to let a bitch see me sweat.

It's very easy.

It's very easy for you guys to just see the character

and not see me for real.

I've dealt with that my whole life.

I'm very good at keeping my emotions behind a wall.

A paywall, if you will.

OnlyFans.

I think Samuel deserves the very first

Boulet Brothers' Oscar Award

because that performance was fucking crazy.

It was the...

You can do better, babe.

Yes, like everyone has their past that led them here.

However, it's like...

What a cunt.

Garbage. Just like the rest.

Sam can eat my britches

and wash that shit down with toilet water.

She can blow her nose and throw it on my lap

if she wants to, she's not coming back.

So, you know, I'll let her have her 15 minutes.

With love, visually, you should be here.

Personality-wise, you should be here

because we've seen more of hers.

Do you think maybe that this extermination

could like shake you up, wake you up possibly?

I think 100%.

I'm not going to lie. I'm concerned.

But what's the little saying you taught me?

Oh, “Be Delulu until it comes TrueLulu.

Yes!

But when something is like super, super important to you

and you've fought for so long to actually have it,

it's hard to just be delulu.

I fought for so fucking long.

- I'm not saying you didn't- - I've been in this country

for 11 years.

I've come to this country to get a better life for myself

and the people that I love,

and I've done that time and time again.

And this is another step at my conquest.

And you keep saying like,

"Oh, I fought for this. I fought for that."

I never said you didn't.

But you're implying heavily.

I don't give a fuck. I still made it.

I mean, it's not going to matter pretty soon, Mama.

Sam, I think you have a fire within you.

I want to be really nasty, and I want to say

that I would love to see you the fuck out of here,

but I feel like you have a lot to show in a tighter corset.

I personally feel that Areal-

Hey, Sam, I love you so much as a person.

I really do baby.

I believe you, but you guys haven't seen...

I haven't been given the opportunity to perform-

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

I think I should stay

because I fought really fucking hard to do this.

Well, I have also worked very, very hard

on my sewing machine and my sketchbook,

so I don't think it's really fair for me

to lose my place here to somebody

who hasn't been doing that.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness.

This shit is fucking crazy.

What the fuck are they putting us through this year?

I've never had anybody throw anything like a knife at me,

but I think the "Boulet Brothers' Dragula" Season Seven

is as good place as any

to find out what a new kink could be.

Watch my eyes.

I can be hit at any second.

He says, "Don't flinch because anything can happen."

I am so scared right now.

I am like, about to shit my pants.

Holy fuck.

Ah.

Ah.

I hope this guy knows what the fuck he's doing.

I could literally smell that knife go past me.

I'm staying here today. I'm not going fucking anywhere.

So one week I'm in the top for holding an ax,

and the other week I'm getting axes thrown at me.

What's going to happen next week?

This man's making me hold all kinds of props, boards,

and flowers, and it's really fucking scary.

Holy fuck.

I need these fingers.

Holy shit.

Holy fucking shit.

This is wild.

It's very heartbreaking to think

that Areal might go home over me,

but I am representing the entire country of Brazil

and I'm just as deserving to be here

as any other contestant in this competition,

so I don't believe I'm going to go anywhere.

I should stay over Sam because I'm a creator

and I do drag and I always have done drag

and this is what I have always fought for,

and I belong here.

Holy fucking shit.

He's about to cut off my nose.

I feel as if my whole face

is about to be just ripped right off.

Oh my God.

I think I'll handle this one personally.

Oh, good. Family night.

No! No!