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The production advises you to watch all the cassettes of this series, Voyage dans

le Temps, to appreciate this monument of

historical truths about love through the ages.

The end.

We won!

We won!

Robert, we won!

We won what?

They have it in their ass.

We won!

Robbie, we won!

Good Franco Ducas, we won.

It's the second championship, we win.

We got the goals.

We have to celebrate our victory.

Celebrate what?

We celebrate, we take out the flags, we have to participate in the victory parade.

I was in trouble.

Let go of your dreams.

Let go of your dreams, wake up.

Robbie, this is a historic moment.

Robbie, we have to enjoy this moment.

I want to sleep.

You know you're my only friend, Robbie.

You can't leave me alone, Robert.

Robert.

You're not going to sleep in a moment like this.

Let go of me a little, I want to go back to my dream.

But in your dream, we don't celebrate the victory.

You're going to lose your moments of joy.

We'll be there in two hours.

I'm tired, I want to sleep.

Robbie!

Rest for an hour, then we'll go for a walk afterwards, okay?

But I'm not tired.

And when I sleep, I'll have nightmares.

You don't know what you lose in nightmares.

There's always a good side... Promise me we'll go to the party afterwards, Robert.

We'll go to one of those parties.

We're champions.

You'll meet Robbie.

Napoli, champions of Italy.

But I dream.

We're champions.

Go to sleep, champion.

Oh, it's a dream.

You dream, I tell you.

Napoli champions for the second time.

Two times champions.

You know, go.

Ho, Ho, we're going up recommend perhaps.

Well, the truth is, up second and he's probably dead for the full 5 minutes.

You all right?

All right?

To search, they're always looking at the stars, they still don't know anything.

they wonder, they're close our eyes.

I'll leave.

You are tired, look at me.

Am I scaring you?

Ah, there is one who is moving.

Who is this one?

Oh, miracle!

It is you who they were waiting for to move.

Well, I may know how I got here, in this carnival.

I was listening to the Napoli championship and...

Well, you do not look like a common person, you know.

Ah, dear sir, what a pleasure.

Allow me to introduce myself.

A.V.

Franco, nice to meet you.

Stranger, where are you from?

I'm from Naples.

We are celebrating our victory against Rome.

A crushing victory.

We have scored two goals.

It had never happened before.

Two in two minutes.

But you, where are you from?

From Rome.

18th year of the reign of Emperor Octavian.

Ah, you are from Rome.

I am a supporter of Spartacus, of Benioff.

What a goalkeeper these guys are!

They are dying to score.

If you see that... And what is this, Guigny?

I do not understand anything of your...

Ah, well, it's comfortable and not so different.

And if we smoked one?

Here, take a cigarette.

It will put our heads in place.

Magic!

But there is no magic.

I light with my lighter.

What is more natural?

Show us what you can do with a dagger.

Give it to me.

Give him a weapon.

Ah, no, no, this thing is very dangerous, isn't it?

No, no, no, it cuts, it cuts.

Put yourself on guard.

No, well, if you want to play, I want to, but... Hey, hey, slowly, hey, hey, hey!

But you are going for two... No, no, no, I stop, I stop.

You have won, won.

I prefer the sports car.

I surrender.

I have lost, I have lost.

Are you the champion?

No, you have won.

Stranger, I take you to the emperor.

Ave, Caesar.

Ave.

The whole of Greece pays tribute to you.

And more particularly, our general, Hector.

Hector.

His fame has come down to me.

How is your general doing?

The general's state is good and satisfying.

He is trying to put an end to the war of Troy.

Our women are tired of our absence.

They want to put an end to hostilities.

They are talking about the strike of love.

The war of Troy will last until the end of the centuries of the centuries.

Agamemnon and Achilles have the courage of the horse, and they will never give up.

My emperor, Caesar, I take your good word with me.

Ave, Caesar.

Ave, my lords.

My emperor, I bring a gift, a specialty of our provinces, a Gaul.

This one, I found it wandering like a faun

in the woods, a somewhat strange character.

So I said to myself, this fool will amuse my emperor.

Very well, my lords.

I keep this fool and his folly close to me.

The Gaul will take it to the well.

In his place, I bring another slave.

Yes, Caesar, your will be done.

Hello, Mr. Caesar.

I am Franco.

Who are you and why are you here?

Where do you come from?

Why don't you wear a crown?

What is so strange?

A sweater?

A jean?

You are making fun of me, Caesar.

It is you who are strange.

You look like a figurine for a film.

So, where do you come from?

Where do I come from?

Where do I come from?

Well, you have the Portuguese in the assembly.

I come from Naples.

We were celebrating our victory over Rome.

It is the second time that we have been beaten up.

Portuguese in the assembly?

Who are you?

How do I know who you are?

I am the emperor of Rome.

I am Caesar.

Master of the world.

Nice to meet you.

You are a big vegetable in your field.

Don't touch me.

Don't touch me.

I have a little bone to taste, my lord.

No, my lord.

It comes from your secondary residence.

How many days have you not eaten?

You must always fill the little bones.

There is plenty of vitamins.

Roman, bring this slave to our emperor.

It is up to me to judge the quality of these dishes.

I want to believe that you are a man a little strange.

Finally, a little crazy.

Show me your little talents.

Come on, courage.

I'm crazy, but I love women.

Maybe it's strange for you, Caesarino.

You smoke?

Huh?

Can I offer you a cigarette?

Oh, but what is it?

Don't be afraid, it's my briquet.

Come on, get out of the way.

Oh, you prefer blondes.

Well, I'm a lesbian.

Don't touch me.

Well, we'll talk later.

Well, I have a little woman.

Get out, all of you.

Ah, a little pumpkin.

Ah, a little pumpkin.

Oh, but she's already given this one.

Oh, humane, delicious.

Oh, well, move on.

Let's go.

Pouf.

We put on a hardop!

We might have had some fun, but...

A little water, please, Roman.

Some water.

Here.

You are a slave... You think that this is her shoe?

Juste Bonne to satisfy her master.

Juste Bonne to satisfy her master.

It was never funny to take the necklace back, but now...

Tell me, my friend.

Hey, hey, comrade, what are you doing here?

Well, it's not going well, my old man.

You know we won.

We put two blows in the ass, Romain.

Are you deaf or what, citizen?

Well, look, answer me.

The good God gave us the word, so take advantage of it.

I can tell who you are, my friend.

I'm not your friend, I'm a man.

And what do you think I am?

A shit.

Oh, I'm a shit.

And what about him?

What happened to him?

I ate him in small pieces.

Oh, I'm a cannibal now.

Jesus, Jesus, pity.

You don't believe that name.

I'm not a cannibal.

I'm vegetarian.

I'm not a Christian.

I'm not a Christian.

I'm not a Christian.

Oh, no, not the lions.

I'm not a Christian.

I'm not a Christian, I'm a beast.

I know the zoos, because the lions... Not the lions, not the lions, no.

No, no, no, no.

So, this orgy, how was it?

Nothing interesting.

Gladiators, whores, the usual show.

And finally, the general part.

Not even a little virgin has to be fucked.

Excuse me.

Not a girl who is at your height.

A little fat?

Oh, what a mouth!

It's good, isn't it?

There.

Mmh, delicious.

Beauty hidden.

Oh, treasure, your kisses have the heat of the breeze.

I'm getting hot.

Oh, don't leave me!

No!

Oh, it's good!

Oh, stronger!

Yes, go!

Farer!

Oh, my feet!

Oh, shit!

A little bit of cream on your fruits.

A.V., Caillou's of the bus.

A.V., you have me in charge.

Yes, yes.

I have you in charge so that you tell the pretty women that

I will go to visit the prisoners, that they will be ready.

Finished.

At your service.

A.V.

Calm down, little ones.

Calm down.

I am happy to inform you of the visit of an important character.

Caillou.

But since we have a little time in front of us, show me what you are capable of.

Come on, kiss each other.

More tenderly.

The breasts, yes, well.

And eat the cat.

Show me your cheeks.

Come on, the clitoris.

Kiss the clitoris, kiss.

And don't forget the corners.

A.V., Franco.

Robi, Robi, what are you doing here?

And why are you dressed like that?

Don't worry.

But Robert, what era are we in, Robi?

Franco, stay calm.

Calm?

How do you want me to stay calm?

Calm down, my little Franco.

In life, there are two categories of men.

Two categories?

The clever ones and the less clever ones, the fools.

Less clever?

To be clear, you have been a fool since your

childhood, at school, during your adolescence.

You have always looked for trouble.

You didn't take a model on me.

I have always chosen the beautiful life.

I kiss, I have fun, and I am paid.

You don't have to do it, I'll take care of you.

I take your things in my hands.

You don't have to worry.

Everything will be fine.

Sleep.

Sleep?

Sleep, I send someone to set you free.

Sleep, Franco.

Sleep, my friend.

Thank you, Franco.

Sleep, Franco.

Sleep, speak the truth.

Sleep, Franco.

Sleep.

what a beautiful dog!

Stop this bullshit!

What are you doing with those two bitches?

I'm spending time.

Be careful that they don't get cold without their laughter.

You can continue to have fun on one condition.

You can continue to have fun on one condition.

Tonight, I want only one guard in front of

the jail of the foreign prisoner, the madman.

Staying longer in prison would aggravate his case.

Staying longer in prison would aggravate his case.

You have the permission to enjoy as you hear it from these slaves.

One more detail.

Don't say a word to the emperor about our contract.

Swear on your balls.

Caesar Octavian, emperor of Rome.

What is he doing here, the emperor?

Where is Caius Dullus?

Caius Dullus has been gone for an hour.

Visiting the prisons to choose your slaves.

But he spoke of a strange thing.

A journey.

A journey through time.

A journey?

Yes.

My beautiful emperor is bored.

Make him find a little pleasure in your entertainment.

Kiss you.

With chanel.

A little more ardor.

Come.

Who are you?

What do you want?

I release you for the sake of the cause.

Be free and quiet.

That's it, my little ones.

A good pipe to the priest for your emperor.

That's it.

Suck your OctavianAh.

Come on.

No...

Rome has never been so happy.

Rome has never been so happy.

Rome has never been so happy.

Rome has never been so happy.

Rome has never been so happy.

Rome has never been so happy.

Rome has never been so happy.

How are you?

I'm fine.

You're lucky, my friends, to have freed me from the Romans.

But who are you?

Greek?

Nubian?

Macaroni?

But I would like to know.

Yes, walk, walk.

I'm starting to have a lot of Spartans at the end.

I just wanted to celebrate the victory of Naples at the championship.

So, who are you?

Well, stop a little, I can't take it anymore.

It's time for the half-time.

Oh yes, follow the half-time.

To the referee's chiotte.

But what is he talking to you about?

Stop.

Ah, you're Greek.

Ah, that's right, you're 300 horses.

Oh, Hector.

Halt!

I'm Achilles.

Quick, they're on my heels.

But where is he?

We lost him.

He disappeared?

Let's go back to the neighborhood.

Well, how did he disappear?

I'm still here.

I'll go to the Englishman.

I can't take it anymore.

The Romans, the Greeks, it's exhausting.

To see Naples and to finish it.

Oh, damn it.

But who is he?

With his can of canned food.

My Lord, who are you?

Sister Reginald.

Follow me to the castle.

Your Highness.

Raphael, can you do me a favor?

Go down to the oubliettes and bring back the two prisoners who are there.

Yes, your Highness.

I met this stranger in the forest.

He speaks of Romans, of Greeks, of Achilles on the

heels, of Roman emperors, of Caesar's Gaul, a madman.

Tell the princess, she will decide for herself.

But where are we going again?

You have a funny bobbin.

You should go to the cinema.

There is the figuration.

There are Romans, Greeks, Emperors.

Oh, now there are also the Scots.

But where are we going?

Come on, Mr. Descorses.

Oh, damn it.

Where are you taking me?

You will tell me at the end.

You piss me off.

Your Highness, we brought this stranger in his can of canned food.

What should I do with it?

Out of my sight.

Keep it in the antechamber.

Yes, Your Highness.

Your Highness, the prisoners.

Hmm.

Let me see.

I'll take care of this one later.

Take her away.

You stay here.

What kind of man are you?

Where are you from?

The clothes you are wearing, I would not dare to paint them, even in my cleavage.

What do you mean, where am I from?

I don't even know myself.

I'm going to celebrate the victory of Naples in the championship.

And I come here without knowing how... The championship?

What is the championship?

The championship, it's not complicated.

Series A, Series B, the games back and forth, the goals scored outside.

Oh, that would be too long.

But at what time do I find myself?

Can you do something for me?

Yes, you big fool.

Thanks to my brush, we will enter posterity.

Posterity is more than that.

You, my grace, take off your thighs.

Caress you.

Hmm?

Caress.

Take off.

Are you still like this?

Oh, sweet.

Oh mom, what am I doing here, between a model of Raphael and André?

Shut up, you're disturbing the creation.

Look and shut up.

You, caress yourself.

Look and admire.

But I don't give a fuck about this girl, I want to go.

You crazy bastard, you only have one thing to do, look.

Ah, you want me to look?

Yes, look and admire, I'm not asking you for more.

Look, but don't touch it, mom said.

Oh

Come, come here.

Oh, damn my head, damn my mother, if only I could get out of there.

Oh, misery.

My God, I who have always preferred mortal nature, I pose for a naked.

Oh, Sainte-Pierre, help me.

I feel it coming, my work is taking shape.

Oh, the guard!

Guard!

Yes, Altesse?

Lock him in my girls, whip him before to excite him a little.

Bring me the other slave.

Poor little girl, what a misery.

We have to bring our daughter to the prince.

You, don't move from there.

Yes, you want me to go?

I follow.

Don't move.

Excuse me, madame.

Oh, misery, it's too beautiful to be true.

Where am I?

I must have smoked, my Vesuvius.

Come on, head, head.

Mother,

mother, what can I do?

I have a full ass, I want to leave.

Leave, change of air, leave.

Go!

Oh, come on, head, I'm leaving.

I'm leaving.

my kingdom, a woman.

Oh, mother.

Oh, mother.

Oh, the sweetness of your tongue.

Raphael!

Take her to prison.

The stranger is lying, what do I do?

Take her to prison, the executioner will do his job.

Good, Altesse.

Come on.

This poor girl, she's lost.

Here I am, entangled in a white traffic.

They're all ready, these bourgeois.

They might even sodomize her.

Excuse me.

You, you take the break.

You, I'm going to take you to visit the prisons of our castle.

Oh, I can't stand it so much.

Yes, you have a lot to learn.

I have my certificate of study, my diploma.

It's useless, just to make a living.

You'll see, we have some very pleasant tools.

I've already seen that in a movie on TV.

I don't want to know.

No, no.

The horrors are over in our time.

Oh, well, that's it.

I'm tired of your crap, but let me push on.

smears

Look who I brought you.

It's the madman you didn't find, Reginald.

It's a terror, this man.

You're scaring me.

You didn't even look at me.

You're scaring me.

Because when will I be able to control it?

No, but for whom is France a villain?

A fool?

Come on, go away.

Go away.

I want to have some tanticoli, me, to eat my stuff.

It's not soon that this comedy will end.

And I'll start to have a full ass.

You don't know what's waiting for you.

Well, I'm not going to stop.

Because I'm ready to make all the sacrifices to get out of it.

I'm starting to believe it.

No, let him be.

No, but I'm not a father.

I shouldn't...

So now, what are we playing?

You shut up!

Madam, excuse me.

I'm a little lost here.

Well, let's just say I'm stuck here.

I don't want to fall.

Well, for a party, it's a party.

And do you know him?

The executioner?

Is he a friend of yours?

Oh, shut up!

Because I'm wary.

A misfortune has happened to him so quickly.

You, you know you're a good person.

You inspire me.

Well, you have to take his evil in patience, as the elders used to say.

But, mother fucker, I don't want to.

I don't want to be in this mess.

But you're going to talk.

Or on my grave, I want to be written, Sigi, the great Franco, the Carcan, you.

Well, it makes me think that I haven't eaten in a long time.

I'm a little hungry right now.

But how can I eat the fork?

I can't even get it out of my mouth.

Well, it's true, you don't know the fork.

What can we do then?

Look at the state they put me in.

What am I doing here?

And yet I have to get out of here before the executioner has a bad idea.

It may be a trap.

Miss, I'll do whatever you want.

I'm ready for all the sacrifices for freedom.

Me too, I want to go.

Me too.

Well, look where I am.

I can't even see what's going on in my back.

I can't see anything except these two who are kissing their asses and everything.

Oh jesus extent.

Where am I?

I don't know.

Oh, my god.

My god.

Mom, I have a twisted neck.

How can I change my position?

I can't always keep my arms and neck straight.

Besides, we don't know how long it's going to last.

And the whispers of pleasure from these bastards.

What torture!

I'm leaving.

Me too.

I'm leaving.

I'm enjoying.

If only I had cotton in my ears.

And this hunger that holds me back.

Spaghetti with lard and parmesan.

To eat.

Shut up!

Do you know what year you are in?

1260, the year of the Great Famine.

And you only talk about food.

Does it change anything that you know the date?

Yes, the Middle Ages, I like them.

The Menestrels, the Troubadours.

But they call for help.

Help!

But they're going to free me.

I'm not guilty.

You stupid, you're done thinking about yourself.

You're wrong.

You have to be a rebel.

You have to be a bandit.

You have to be a bandit!

Sweetheart, you know you have privileges.

Look at how we treat others.

We watch them suffer, you hear them scream under torture.

So you who are privileged, you have to pay in nature.

If you want to keep your little advantages, do me a little pleasure.

Yes, that's it.

Suck my dear, suck.

Come on, suck.

Suck the beast, suck.

Lick.

Lick the gallbladder.

Breathe in, breathe out.

Come on, eat me.

Suck.

Eat me.

Eat me.

All right.

All right.

Maybe one more pause and we can be singing.

Maybe.

Let's go.

Who are you?

I come from the neighboring castle.

Well, from the neighbor's house.

But you, my beauty, what are you doing here?

I'm taking a break in this field.

Ah, you are the princess.

Does your husband know that you are wandering?

No.

Good.

You were going to visit the prisoners.

I wanted to see them too.

But it doesn't seem like it.

We'll see them later.

I have always dreamed of meeting a princess and revealing my secret to her.

If your desires are as strong as mine, my beautiful

princess, the echo of our quarrels will rise.

Kind man, I don't allow you.

No?

I will not let you go.

Wow... She is so beautiful.

Oh you like it, huh, my dear?

You're not feeling well?

Are you all right?

Faster, yes, like that.

Take your foot.

That's good.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, it's good like that.

Relax...

Relax...

Move...

What's wrong with you?

It's time to close.

Why?

I have to go home to find a new friend.

Little princess, I advise you to masturbate a little.

Ciao.

Ciao.

Are you crying?

I'll comfort you.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Do you want to kiss or not?

Princess?

What are you doing here?

It's dangerous.

I'm sorry.

You are doing well.

It's good.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Come here.

Here is our busy!

But tell me, where are we?

Have we left the Romans?

Ah yes, the Romans are from the past.

We are already in 1260.

Already?

Yes, it's going at a speed.

But it's not true.

Everything I live is real?

Everything is real.

The real life.

I thought we had won the championship in the 21st century.

Don't worry about that.

You'll see how time goes by.

I'll send you a friend to set you free and we'll meet again a little later.

For now, you sleep.

Sleep, my little baby, sleep peacefully.

I'll tell you everything I do.

Sleep well.

Sleep, sleep, my baby.

I'll take care of you a little later.

Get it back in the meantime.

Very beautiful.

Ah, but you smell like hell.

And me, the smells...

Beautiful Teutrine.

It tastes good.

Come in.

Oh, you're making her happy, my beauty.

Okay.

Okay, that's good.

Enjoy yourselves, girls.

Enjoy yourselves, girls.

Enjoy

yourselves, girls.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.