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This is the book in which the story of my youth is recorded.

In those days I was a right sluggard and lazy boy.

It was not easy for my parents to raise me.

With my passionate strokes they had their love in need.

My father was an honorable businessman and my mother a very funny woman.

And then there were my two aunts, Genofefa and Emilia.

Cousin Daniello, he was even crazier than me.

And there is our housemaid who had a clear eye on my mother.

And Guggenlo, a noble scoundrel, I can not remember

him so well anymore because he was rarely there.

And this is our factotum, Roberto.

A watchdog and female hero.

The evenings spent my parents in their bourgeois houses.

Mostly playing cards or dice.

Our house was by no means as honorable as it seemed to be outside.

I would like to highlight our housemaid in particular.

As I said, he was a female hero and took advantage of every chance he had.

But my father was not a fool either.

And only if it was about acting as a voyeur.

It was a crazy time.

Not as conservative as it is often portrayed.

It was bustling under the surface.

And I was made a sinner who was to be sent to an boarding school.

But I defended myself with the lost weapons of this society.

Scrupulously I played one against the other.

I had collected enough information about everything.

And by the way, of course, I also took what I had with me.

My mother was speechless and shocked.

This time, my father was a watcher of his voluptuous deeds.

That's not what you mean, Mr. Fiffler.

Yes, very frivolous.

And I know that there have been long discussions about it.

I think it's quite sad that you sneak around here

in the house and watch the staff at such things.

You're on the wrong side.

Your performance does not correspond to the school level.

You will not be replaced like this.

Hey, I forget it.

I want to tell you a funny little episode.

Daniela told me that he had watched an exciting lesbian scene in our house.

Our teacher, who was as moralistic as she is,

let herself be driven from her play to ecstasy.

And we had this information in our hands.

But that's not how it works here at school.

You know, we want to be actors.

Actors?

Do you understand what I mean?

Did I hear that right?

You two comedians want to be actors?

I can't imagine that you can understand that.

That has something to do with art.

Seriously?

Do you really want that?

Yes, I always wanted to be one.

Even when I was little, I always said I would be a great actor.

And my parents always said that too.

You get really big, the little one.

Well, I can understand that as a teenager you still

have a few dreams, but that can't be a serious thing.

I already said that you have no idea about it.

How can you say that?

Acting is something you have to have a feeling about.

And they probably don't have that.

Or do they?

What do you think?

No.

In the pub.

In the pub.

No, let us stop.

I think we are going too far.

Or is that okay?

I would like to hear your opinion.

In our house, morality went up and down.

But be witnesses of the first story.

Let's stay with our housekeeper for a moment.

He was a good boy, this Silvio.

We see him again in a typical situation for him.

And now let's see how the story goes on.

.. and

we see him again in a typical situation for him.

And now let's see how the story goes on.

and we see him again in a typical situation for him.

And now let's see how the story goes on.

and we see him again in a typical situation for him.

And now let's

see how the story goes on.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Thank you very much.

Well, you see, it's okay.

You can go.

You can go.

Very good.

Somehow... It tastes weird.

Isn't the coffee good or something?

Well, it tastes to me like always.

Well, it tastes to me like always.

But...

Somehow...

it's not okay.

I don't know, but somehow I feel dizzy.

What is this?

I'm getting so tired.

I'm sorry.

I'm going out.

Go... Go now.

Oh yes.

Oh yeah... Oh yes.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Come on.

Yes, keep going.

Keep going, good.

Yes, good, good, yes.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's good.

Yeah, yeah.

Do it, do it, do it, oh yeah.

I'll fuck you, yeah, I'll fuck you.

Come here, you little witch.

I'll give it to you.

I'll give it to you hard.

Get ready.

Yeah, you need it.

Do it.

You little witch.

I'll give it to you really hard, you piece of shit.

You little piece of shit.

Little piece of shit.

Oh no.

Yeah.

What is this?

You need it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just yowl, yowl.

I'll eat you up!

You'll get more!

A little more.

Yes,

your ass is good.

Yes.

Everything is not enough yet.

Oh, wait.

I would not have thought it possible that my acting teacher is such a looter.

I would have liked to have done it myself, but I also had a lot of fun with her.

As I said, there was a lot going on in our house.

Roberto, our calfactor, had actually approached my aunt Genofefa.

Genofefa approached this sling.

Are you okay?

Yes, Misha.

I'm okay.

I really can't do this.

I can't stand it anymore.

Come on.

Yes, push him in.

Come on.

This is awesome.

Yes, yes, yes.

I can do it.

Yes.

This is good.

Yes, come on.

Is that hot?

Yes, it gets very hot.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes, now I can do it.

You bitch.

That looks good.

Yes.

Yes.

Lin, I can't do this.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes...

Yes.

I'm coming again, come on, give it to me.

I'm coming again, yes.

Yes, my name is Zaffist.

I want to leave.

I'll be right back, sweetie.

I'll suck you out.

Yes, come on, suck it up.

But not only my aunt Genoveva, even aunt Amalie was washed with all kinds of water.

And Silvio, this slug, of course, got it right away.

Yes, comrade, we are awake.

Hey, breakfast.

Are you finally awake?

Yes, it should be ready.

Hopefully the coffee is hot enough.

Yes, that would be a miracle.

You want a cup, too?

With milk and sugar?

Yes, please.

Be careful not to spill anything.

You can go.

As you wish.

Yes, we wish.

Well...

Bye.

Hey, do you want something else?

And what should we start the day with?

I have a problem with my boyfriend again.

Oh, I'd love to help you.

Oh, I don't know how you want to help me.

You're not a man.

I don't know how I can distract you.

Yes?

I'm going to touch you a little bit tenderly and

then you'll think the sky is full of crickets.

Trust me, my sweetheart.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

You're Oh, Ria's back.

Yes, Ria is done now.

You drive me crazy.

I'm going to puke.

Do it.

Do it.

Do it.

Do it.

I can't take it anymore.

I feel like a swan.

It's really hot.

Oh, you're so hot.

I feel like a swan.

Like a swan.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you too.

Yes, I have to do it myself.

Yes, I'm coming now, I'm coming now.

Yes, I'm coming now, I'm coming now.

Yes, I'm coming now, I'm coming now.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

Yes, I'm enjoying it.

I'm enjoying it.

Yes.

Yes, but I still need to pee.

Yes.

Let's go now.

Yes, I'm enjoying it.

Yes.

My two aunts insisted that I should go to an boarding school.

This would have been the end of my acting career.

So I took advice from Uncle Gino and Roberto.

And they helped me out.

They really had a great solution.

Yes, that's good, I think that's excellent.

That's really great, what Uncle Gino said.

Yes, it could be dangerous.

I don't want you to go to an boarding school.

You're right that we should give the aunts a notepad.

I'd prefer to hit them on the right and left.

They certainly deserved that.

How often have these aunts made me desperate.

We don't have time for that.

We don't have time for that.

So, attack.

We have to grab them.

We have to grab them.

We have to get them in the right mood.

I'm going to take care of Emilia.

So, how could you do that?

There's no way.

The boy has talent.

He can't go to an boarding school.

That's crazy.

Why did you do that?

I don't know.

Ah, you don't know.

But you told the teacher one, two, three times.

And the father too.

I know I made a mistake.

Give me a chance to make him feel better again.

Then apologize to the boy.

And in all seriousness.

Can you tell me how to do that?

You just say apologize.

I can't do that.

That overrides my conditions.

That overrides your conditions.

You've gone crazy.

You can't just let the boy go to an boarding school.

The boy is an actor.

He has talent.

He's talented.

Do you know what you're doing to him?

Yes, I know.

I know.

I know.

You're right.

So finally tell me what to do.

It could be too late.

I know it was a big mistake.

Forgive me.

I wouldn't imagine it.

When the boy is ruined in an internat.

I can't do it anymore.

I'm leaving.

Buster, I'm leaving.

My dear, please don't go away now.

I'll do whatever you want.

Honestly.

I don't want to lose you.

I have to... I have to worry about him.

I belong to him.

I promised him.

I love you.

I promised him that he wouldn't go to an internat now.

Don't go.

Can you forgive me?

I won't do it.

I love you.

I'll never do it again.

I don't want you to go.

I need you.

Because I love you.

That's good.

Yes, nicely deep.

How

are you feeling?

I'm fine.

All right.

Yes, nice and deep.

Nice and bloody.

Come on, stick it in deeper.

Yes, that's good.

That's

like my bum-bear.

Yes, bum-bear.

That's good for you.

That's good.

Yes, that's good.

Yes, that's good.

Very nice.

Very nice.

Very nice.

That's good.

Very nice.

Yes, nice and deep.

Oh yes.

Yes, that's cool, man.

That's good.

Oh yes.

Just like the first one.

Yes, that's cool.

Yes, nice.

Get some more.

You have to be full.

Yes, yes.

Let me take a little bit off.

Yes.

Yes, the nose is cold.

Yes, the mouth is wet.

Yes, the mouth is sweating.

And now I come to a somewhat darker chapter in my story.

My father, the insatiable voyeur, had, when my mother was away from home,

invited the teacher and her colleague to watch her at the love game.

I probably exaggerated my jokes a bit, but see for yourself.

And now I know.

What a beautiful mouth you have.

And such a beautiful chest.

I like that.

Your hand.

Yes.

That's crazy.

Yes.

Beautiful.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh that´s beautiful.

Come closer.

I´m also turning to you.

Yes, that´s good.

Beautiful.

Yes.

Yes?

Is yours?

Yes.

Well...

Oh yes!

So?

We all got scared once again.

My father had a heart attack, but thank God he survived.

Since then I have probably pulled him out of my clutches.

Yes, that was the way it was in the good old days.

What do you two old aunts want here?

Can't you leave me alone?

Don't you see that I'm reading right now?

Watch out that the blow doesn't hit you.

Think of your heart.

You're not young anymore.

You shouldn't be open at this time, you old man.

Come on, I'll show you something.

Here, this is for you.

You can take it with you.

Here, this is for you.

You bastard, can't you stop with your stupid heart?

No, you don't have to.serious...

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