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This is the book in which the story of my youth is held.

In those days I was a right-wing sluggard and lazy boy.

It was not easy for my parents to raise me.

With my continuous strolling they had their love in need.

My father was an honorable businessman and my mother a very funny woman.

And then there were my two aunts, Genofefa and Emilia.

Cousin Daniello, he was even crazier than me.

And there is our housemaid, who had a clear eye on my mother.

Uncle Gino, a simple scoundrel.

I can no longer remember him so well, because he was rarely there.

And this is our factotum, Roberto.

A watchful good and female hero.

The evenings spent my parents in their civil house, mostly with cards or dice games.

Our house was by no means as honorable as it seemed.

I would like to highlight our housemaid in particular.

As I said, he was a female hero and took advantage of every chance he had.

But my father was also not a fairy tale.

And it was only when it came to acting as a voyeur.

It was a crazy time.

Not as conservative as it is often portrayed.

It was bustling under the surface.

And I was made a scapegoat who was to be sent to an boarding school.

But I defended myself with the stolen weapons of this society.

I played one against the other without any scruples.

I had collected enough information about everyone.

And by the way, of course, I also took what I had.

And now let's see how the story goes on.

Let's stay with our housemaid.

We see him again in a typical situation for him.

But this time my father was an observer of his lustful deed.

I would never have thought that my father would do something like that.

Despite everything, he was a role model for me in terms of discipline and talent.

Oh man, this is good.

Oh yes.

You have too much feeling in you, my sweet.

Oh man, this is good.

Oh yes.

That's how I want it.

So helpless and damned.

Exactly what I need.

Yes, keep going.

Like this?

Yes!

You know why one has to love.

I can feel it.

I can feel it.

Yes.

Yeah...

Yes...

I can barely hold back, my angel.

You can go on, I like that.

Never stop with it.

Never stop with it.

I can barely hold back, my angel.

You can go on, I like that.

Never stop with it.

Never stop with it.

Never stop with it.

Never stop with it.

I'm going to change my sheep.

Yes, let your horse run free, it's better for you.

Is that it?

Yes, shit, you're out.

yeah.

Do it!

Do it!

Do it!

Do it!

I like it.

Do it, do it, do it.

But with pleasure.

Yeah, keep going.

Yeah!

Oh, yeah, oh, hard.

Coach, I'm sorry.

Sorry, dear.

My bad.

My mother was speechless and shaken.

To have met this deep-rooted side in his being.

Don't you think that's very frivolous?

Yes, very frivolous.

I will cancel both.

And I know that there have been long discussions about it.

I think it's quite sad that you sneak around here

in the house and watch the staff at such things.

It's your fault, isn't it?

No, it's your fault.

Don't get me wrong, we haven't taken a nap for two years and you're surprised?

You should ask yourself what it's about and why I treat you like this all the time.

You always fail.

You think you can judge me?

You should go inside yourself.

You can't even raise your own son.

You're a bad housewife, wife and mother.

Now I want to tell you something, my self-respecting and self-righteous husband.

You're never there when it comes to speaking your mind.

Oh, listen to me, I can't bear this anymore.

You're always whining about me.

You should take care of your son much more.

He'll drag you out of your hands.

It would be best if we sent him to the military.

They're already making a real man out of him.

Meanwhile, everyday life went on for us.

For us, I mean my cousin Alfonso and me.

So this can't go on like this with you.

You're so annoying and lazy, both of you.

I expect a little more readiness from you.

So I'm going to call the police to inform you.

Your performance doesn't match the school level.

You're not going to be replaced like this.

I don't get it.

You're usually not stupid.

You know what's at stake.

I expect you to put in more effort.

It would be a shame if you ruined your whole life.

And especially you, Alfonso.

Put in more effort.

You ate the white duck with spoons, and you know that.

What are you doing with the faxes?

I want you to take me seriously.

Otherwise, I'll have to call your father again.

And then it'll be bitter for you.

Our ongoing fights, where we were caught over and over again, led to us getting

worse food, which we had to take on the go outside.

And then the Punishers were condemned.

We get hit in the face, in the face, in the face...

We get hit in the face constantly, our teachers are getting damaged.

And because of being good, we get really hit.

A few music questions.

We are at school this afternoon.

And we are going to get really bad at it, and we

are going to get really hyper, We fuck for a while.

Yes, we fuck until the environment screams.

We fuck until it's time.

So we invented some little song.

We faked our fate.

At least for the moment.

But we sang in revenge.

In sweet revenge.

We decided to provoke her properly and then get to the point.

We felt strong youthful power.

Nobody could defeat us.

And at home, the indifference continued.

What are you

doing with your tongue?

I love it.

Oh yes.

I love it.

It's wonderful.

So lovely.

What are you doing to me?

Yes.

Do you feel it?

Now you go.

Come on.

I can't take it anymore.

Give me everything.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Go.

You really have to eat.

Spritz me full.

You promised me.

Come on.

What is it?

Sweetie, now you'll get it.

Oh, yes.

Just a moment.

Oh yeah.

No... Oh, no.

Before I forget it, I want to tell you a funny little episode that my cousin

Daniello told me about, who watched an exciting lesbian scene in our house.

Our moral teacher, who was as greedy as she was, let

herself be driven from her playfulness to ecstasy.

With this information, of course, we had it in our hands.

Not only is my cousin

Daniello a fica, she's a dork.

And it's because she's a dork.

She is a dork for a dork like you guys and us.

Not only does she have a dork, she's also a dork for a dork like me!

So I wanted to tell you that before I forget, I'm really glad to know that you

guys are going to be back next month with a new episode!

Yes,

she's going to be back!

Give it to me.

I can't...

We decided to convert this information into sensual capital.

Well, that wasn't so good.

Now it's your turn.

That's enough for me.

Do you have to keep making this nonsense?

But that's not how it's going to be here at school.

You know, we want to be actors.

Actors?

You understand what I mean.

Did I hear that right?

You two comedians want to be actors?

I can't imagine that they can understand that.

That has something to do with art.

Now, seriously.

Do you really want that?

Yes, I always wanted to be that.

Even when I was little, I always said, I want to be a great actor.

And my parents always said, that makes you a great little guy.

Well, I can understand that as a teenager you

still have a few dreams, but that can't be serious.

I already said that you have no idea about that.

How can you say that?

Acting is something you have to have a feeling about.

And you probably have that too.

No, I don't.

Or does she have it?

No.

What do you think?

In the pub, in the pub.

No, let's stop it.

I think we're getting too far.

Or is that okay?

I would like to hear your opinion about it.

You will hear my opinion in a moment.

Come on, Maxi.

Give it to her, give it to her.

Give it to her.

Man, she's great!

And she's also getting great, too.

I would like to fuck her too.

I think we can learn something about her.

Oh yes.

It's good, isn't it?

Yes, do you want some?

You like it, don't you?

I love my pupils.

I really like my pupils.

I really like my pupils.

I love my pupils.

This is so good.

I love my pupils.

I love my pupils.

We had problems in school.

We had problems in school.

And so this chapter was over for us.

And so this chapter was over for us.

And I was rewarded for this success with the new maid.

You wild animal.

Although I considered my problems in school to be solved, I was taught a better one.

To my horror, I had to realize that my teacher had

ordered my father to come to offer him pure wine over me.

As I feared, you don't need to make any excuses.

I know that you are a good teacher.

You know, I don't think this is the right school for your son.

He has no interest in economic things at all.

It's different for him.

His personal wish is to become an actor.

Oh no, I don't believe that.

I have always wished that he would step into my footsteps as a businessman.

Will he be able to do that?

No chance.

He is different from you.

You should send him to another school.

He will never become a serious businessman.

Great problems seemed to have come upon me.

But what kind and in what extent, the next part reports about it.