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My father was a merchant.

He was strict, but just.

My mother was a very musical woman.

She loved art, but she also had a small burden.

She liked to play, and that with a lot of passion.

And then there were my two aunts.

On the mother's side, Genofefa and Emilia.

I could not suffer them, because they encouraged me for a long time.

And that's why I took every opportunity to wipe them out.

It prepared me for divine joy, to frighten them.

The effect of these little horror instruments was enormous.

And my success was guaranteed every time.

We also had a housekeeper at that time, Alfonso.

They said he had already sat at a meeting.

He was one of those men, of whom they say that they look after every skirt.

Of course, he also had an eye on my mother.

I can't remember it.

And then?

And then there was uncle Geno.

A humble brat.

I can't remember him very well anymore, because he was very little here.

Thank you.

I should mention... Roberto.

The house's factor.

He was the one you could call a spiky moron.

Unmoral, completely helpless.

And then there was Uncle Geno.

There was also my cousin, Daniello.

He was even crazier than I was.

At least, he was.

We hacked a lot of strings together.

I didn't stop at my strings for my parents.

I also made fun of them with the fire extinguisher.

In our house, as far as morality is concerned, there is a lot going on.

But be yourself witnesses of the first story.

How the housekeeper is having fun with my aunt Gin and Pfeiffer.

What a feeling!

Oh, my darling!

You are exciting!

My pleasure is immeasurable.

When I am only in your presence.

Oh, yes!

How beautiful it is!

You are so wonderfully shameless.

I love your indolence.

Oh, yes!

See how beautiful it is!

How beautiful this is!

Come on!

Open the regresion gate.

Yes, please!

Oh, darling!

What did you say?

What are you doing?

Catch the alarm!

Wait!

Like Gabriel's shadow in front of you.

Perhaps it's forbidden.

Cockatoo?

No!

No!

No!

Oh yeah, you're dancing a wonderful dance.

I loved it with you.

Oh, you're literally just out of your mind.

It's getting on my nerves.

I can feel that.

You surprise me with your lust.

Yes, I have a lot of things ready.

Nice to have you for everything.

I'm amazed myself.

What are you doing to me?

Ah, what you like, right?

Oh yes.

OK, OK, OK.

I love you.

Yes, yes.

I do have a lot of things to do.

This isyes.

" Hey.

Let's sit down and have coffee.

Oh, you are my angel.

You are my angel.

Does it hurt, darling?

Yes.

Nice of you to do this for me.

Oh, my darling.

Oh, you are just heavenly.

But one aunt was not enough for him.

He was insatiable.

He had to be with the other one.

He even got close to my mother.

I know it sounds cheeky and shameless, but I want to make you happy.

What a wonderful body.

Oh, my darling.

Show me your fruit.

Let me feel it.

Yes.

Wonderfully soft and gentle.

Oh, this juice.

And the taste is wonderful and sweet.

Oh, thank you, little darling.

Oh, my darling.

Oh, my darling.

You are like a princess!

You are like a big girl!

And you are my whole family.

I will give you my whole life.

It's your birthday this month.

I want to have you on my life too.

What are you doing?

Do it!

Keep going!

You can't stop!

Keep going like this!

Furious!

You little beast!

Scream it out of you!

Scream it out of you!

Scream it out of you!

That's what you need!

Deep in you!

Again!

Again!

Go!

Go!

Yes!

That's good!

Let's get back together!

Yes!

Good!

Yes!

Do it!

You are unmerciful!

Just like me!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Do it!

Yes!

Yes!

That's it!

Yes!

Do it!

Yes!

Oh yes, Roberto.

He brought a girl from the house of the mayor with him.

And I decided to scare them both.

Please let me.

There is no one here, no one can see us, please.

And I know that you want it too.

Don't act like that.

Don't look at me like that.

Don't have you like that.

No.

I get crazy when I see you, when I look at you.

I desire you like that.

You appear in my dreams.

I don't know what I would do without you.

I love you.

I love you.

I need you.

Don't leave me alone now, please.

Listen to me.

I'm begging you.

And do you wanna be a thief?

You bad idiot.

And here you stand.

And you can see yourierungs guard right now.

Your age is wonderful.

You are like a fairy.

Shit, what is this?

It was really unbelievable what kind of success

I had with my explosives again and again.

And now comes the story of a very amusing and spicy coffee mug.

My father was in business at the time.

I can still remember exactly.

I can still remember exactly.

But what happened then was completely new to me and I had never thought of it.

You've already done the right thing.

I've always had bad luck with men.

I don't think I can handle this accident.

Don't talk about it.

I had an idea.

It's very complicated and immoral.

Yes.

Can you imagine that?

You're alone in the house and suddenly there's Kamadina behind you?

I've already imagined it and I have to say it was an incredible feeling.

I would like to see it.

I want to be with you.

What are your fantasies?

It's unbelievable.

You should write a book about it.

We will write the book.

But first let's grab the Kamadina.

I know from experience that he's on it.

Oh, yes.

It's a dream.

I'm a happy man.

You both make me happier.

Keep going like this.

Oh, that's so fantastic.

You both excite me to the core.

Please don't give up.

Keep going.

Keep going and keep killing.

Yes.

Your lips drive me crazy.

They are so immeasurably gentle and soft.

They are so immeasurably gentle and soft.

Oh, yes.

Hey...

If he finds you.

You'll kill me for my senses.

You'll kill me for my senses.

You two are so incredibly beautiful.

You are true gods.

Always far away.

Guys, look me in the eyes.

I feel like I'm in paradise.

It's unbelievable.

Oh, you're a wonderful angel.

Oh, keep going, keep going.

Oh, yes, yes.

you're a wonderful angel.

Oh, yes, that makes her beautiful, doesn't it?

You're amazing.

Oh, yes, yes.

Yes.

Yes, let us be joyous.

Oh, if only I had a tongue.

Oh, if only I had a tongue.

The horses go through here.

Yes, let's go.

Your...

Your...

Your lustful voice attracts me even more.

Oh, it's coming to me.

I love this sound.

Let it happen to me.

Yes.

Let it happen to me.

Well, let your bodies flow freely.

I'll do what I have to.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, that's awesome.

It's so hot in here.

Yes.

Oh,

it can't be deep enough, can it?

Yes.

Oh, that's dead for your lust.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Well, I try to...

It's easier said than done.

You're so hot.

Yes, yes.

It is.

It is.

You're so hot.

Yes.

Yes.

You can't be too hot.

Yes, it's cool.

This is the best.

It's the first to the stage.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, that's so dirty.

Oh, that's so dirty.

My angels, I love you.

Yes...

Yes...

Yes... Yes... Yes...

I will fuck my ass.

Yes, keep going like this.

I'm going to the volcano.

Here comes your nectar.

Oh, I wish you this moment for delivery.

And then came the day.

When my mother was talking to me.

About a thing I had done.

I had seduced our new housemaid.

And my mother had got wind of it.

She ordered me to her and demanded an account.

Already at her tone I could see what the matter was about.

But with the eloquence given to me, I withdrew from the affair.

I opposed her that I too had observed her and knew some of her.

She stopped for a moment and then threatened to send me to a hospital.

Shocked by her very intense outburst of anger, I took my

attack and promised her to make me better and my father.

Nothing of what I had seen to tell.

In this way a little secret arose between my mother

and me, of which no one had ever heard anything.

And then I rehearsed everything I had just told her.

Then I went along with her heart.

And then she left.

Then I told her I'd come alone to her house.

And I had to leave.

And I had to never come alone to her house.

I had to always be the least out of her life.

I was like that.

It's really great with you.

I hope you don't think I'm crazy.

No, I'm not.

I just do it like this.

It's good to do it like this, as if you were crazy.

Then you let the people over and you can nibble.

Do you know that I love you?

Yes, I do.

I do.

Come on.

Oh, great.

That's good.

Yes, come on.

You like my tail, don't you?

Yes.

Yes.

Now I can see you.

Yes, yes.

Great, Lucy.

Really?

A super cat?

Yes?

Yes.

Oh, OK.

Come on.

Can you show us one more time?

One more time, one more time, one more time, wow, is this normal?

is terrible, ven?

Yes?

Yes?

Now you'll get it right.

That's right.

Oh, that's fun.

Yes, awesome.

Oh, I think I'll be right there.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, I'm sweating.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes, I'm coming.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

Yes, that was my first sexual experience.

And there would be much more to report.

But that's not enough time.

Until next time.

Good night.