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(LIGHT MUSIC)

Okay. Time to make my move.

Careful. Esther's a tricky opponent.

There. Let's see her get out of that one.

Come on. Let's go and start Games Day before she escapes.

Wait. I just thought.

Isn't locking Esther in her room

so we can win kind of cheating?

Normally, yes, but this is Esther.

She always wins, which means she always chooses

next week's game, which means she's--

Always one step ahead of you.

How did you-

You knew the rules.

Last week's winner picks this week's game.

But that's not fair. You always win.

I wouldn't say that. Okay. First question.

It's Herman.

How did you even know that?

I have my sources.

Come on, Esther. The kids have a point.

You picking the game means you always win.

So how about you give someone

a chance to beat you, for a change?

I suppose I could do that. I'll invite Shawn over.

(ALL GROANING) Oh, no, no, no.

You know Shawn's not allowed at Games Day.

He's even more of a nightmare than you are.

I won. Yes!

Shawn! (STRUGGLING EFFORTS)

Well, if you won't let Shawn join us,

I'll just have to trounce you myself.

Not this time, Esther.

This time one of us will beat you.

Whatever you choose, we'll take you down.

So bring it on. Do your worst! What's the best you've got?

My best?

Hide and Seek.

Ohh. (SIGHING)

First rule of Hide and Seek is shortest straw seeks.

The second rule is nobody leaves the house.

The third rule is if you're found, you seek.

The fourth rule of Hide and Seek

is the last person to be found wins.

It looks like we found the seeker.

Wait. That means the seeker can't win.

That's why we have the sixth rule.

The game lasts 30 minutes.

If you find everyone in that time, you win.

Any questions? Yes.

What's the fifth rule? No rocket grenades.

Huh? Though that rule's mainly

for the hard-core version. all: Huh?

I heard.

Everybody ready?

Then let the best me win.

(BEEPS)

Three, two, one.

Ready or not, here I come!

Uh, Loren? What are you doing?

What? Wait. You can see me? Mm-hmm.

Ah, how about... (BEEPING)

Now?

(BEEPING) Now?

Still pretty see-able.

Turning invisible is way harder than people make out.

Never mind. I've got to win today.

And I could really use your help in finding everyone.

Well, get ready to kiss my help and call it Shnookums.

'cause I just found Shawn.

Oh, no. We can't let him in. He's banned from Games Day.

(DOORBELL) Right. Let's go and tell him.

We can't. He doesn't know he's banned.

We told him he's so good at games that he won

every Games Day ever, and we'd never play another one again.

(KNOCKING) Hello? Gram? Goldie?

Stall him. (CLEARS THROAT)

Hey, Shawn. It's me, Loren.

Um, how would you like to be stalled today?

What? Listen, I--I can't get in.

The door seems to be stuck.

Yeah. Did you get Goldie's message?

No. What message?

(PHONE CHIMING)

Oh. She says she's in town and there's a big tennis sale on.

Oh, sounds lovely.

Why don't you go and meet her there--right now?

I guess.

Great. Enjoy your date.

My what?

# I've got a plan #

# I flew over the ocean to tell you how #

# Me and my fam #

# We caused a commotion #

# When we landed on my granddad #

# It's chaos at home but it's always fun #

# Fun fun fun fun #

# 'Cause you're never too old and you're never too young #

# Around here #

# So this is me #

# Just trying to keep it all together #

(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)

Well, I don't think he suspected about Games Day.

Why did you tell him it was a date?

It just sounded romantic.

A tennis sale? A made-up tennis sale?

I'm not even going to?

He's gonna think I stood him up.

Oh. Yeah.

You shouldn't toy with his feelings like that, Goldie.

Toy with his feelings?

I just wanted to get him away from Games Day.

And what if Esther heard?

You know what she's like about people dating Shawn.

Ah, she'd hate it.

She'd--probably give you a mean look and then knock you out

and then tie you to a rocket and then fire you at the moon.

Exactly. It's a good thing

she's not hiding in that coat rack.

(TENSE MUSIC)

Phew. (EXHALES)

Okay. Plan.

It'll take Shawn about 40 minutes to walk into town.

I just need to find everyone, beat Esther,

and then get Gramps to give me a lift.

I could still make it.

Then, let's seek like we've sook before.

(THRILLING MUSIC)

(GASPS)

Decoy. Clever Gramps.

(DOOR OPENING)

Did you hear that?

There's someone in the kitchen.

Gotcha! Oh, Shawn?

Goldie.

What are you doing here?

Well, the back door was open. Is my Gram around?

Um, yes. Uh, weren't we supposed to be on a date--

uh, meeting in town?

Were we?

Right. Yes.

Um, thing is, I really need to see my gram.

Oh. Okay. That's fine.

I'm not insulted.

Who cares about a perfectly innocent

tennis sale meeting, you know?

So I'm gonna go check on Esther.

Why don't you have a snack while you wait.

(GASPS)

Why is your mother in the cupboard?

Is she?

Oh, hi, Mom.

Oh, hi Goldie. Hi, Shawn.

How's the tennis?

Wait, you're not playing a game, are you?

No. No, no. Of course not.

You won all the games, remember?

I hereby pronounce that Shawn

is the ultimate Games Day champion.

We solemnly swear to never play another game ever again.

all: We promise.

(SCOFFS) Of course we're not playing a game.

(LAUGHS) No, I'm just in my home office.

Micro offices are all the rage these days. (LAUGHS)

Goldie, why don't you go find Esther,

and I will make Shawn that snack.

Great idea, Mom. Back in a minute.

Well, no more than 23 minutes, anyway.

Sandwich? So what's the plan?

Same as before. Seek like we've never sook before.

(THRILLING MUSIC)

Rainbow! Wrong. Rainbow is gone.

This body is an empty vessel.

My spirit is far away,

swimming with whales where you'll never find me.

Mmmm.

Oh, can I join you?

both: Mmmm.

Can I hear whales?

Maybe I should go and see what's keeping Goldie.

No! Stay! I haven't finished making you your sandwich yet.

I'm not really that hungry.

I don't think anyone's that hungry.

Drink then, Or, maybe we can just chat.

I mean, I'm pretty hip. And down with the young people.

(BOTH LAUGH)

Maybe we could talk about music.

Have you heard this one?

(IMITATING DANCE SONG)

What's that?

It's a banging dance floor hit.

You must have heard it.

No, not that. That.

(LAUGHTER)

Something funny, Esther? (LAUGHTER)

Gotcha!

(LAUGHTER)

Always one step ahead. (LAUGHING)

Gold, is that you?

Hey, Shawn. Just getting Esther.

Yeah, what's taking so long? I heard laughter?

Yes, she's just so happy you've come round.

(LAUGHS)

She's just gonna need a bit more time to get ready.

So wait there with Mom, okay?

(BEEPS)

Good news. We got Rainbow's soul back in her body.

She's gonna help us find the others

with her mystical divining rods.

Standard. Any sign of Esther?

No. And we've only got 16 minutes left.

I can't push Shawn back for any longer.

Mmmm. We need to find a way

to tempt Esther out of hiding.

Something she can't resist.

Revenge. Secret plans.

A laser-guided shopping trolley.

Wait. What about something she doesn't want?

What's the one thing Esther hates more than anything?

That top? Uh-uh, no, no.

The thought of me and Shawn going on a date.

Remember? If she heard me asking him out,

there is no way she wouldn't jump out to stop it.

That could be painful.

And involve being fired at the moon.

I know. But this is Games Day.

And we're going to win this thing no matter what it takes.

(SIGHS) Even if it means having to go on a date with Shawn.

So brave.

My name's not Goldie's Mom, Shawn.

It's Sherri. Or Shez.

I'll take it from here, Mom. Mm-hmm.

Goldie. I think your mother's having a mid-life crisis.

Where's my Gram?

She's nearly ready.

But first we need to have a little talk.

A very secret talk about our relationship.

You mean our friendship?

Shawn, Shawny, Shawny, Shawny, Shawn.

I'm talking about more than our friendship.

You see, the thing is,

and I feel kinda shy saying this,

but I think you're amazing.

And I really, really like you.

You don't sound that shy?

That's because I'm nervous.

Nervous because I've had feelings for you

for such a long time.

Wow. This is a lot to take in.

(SIGHS)

Then, why don't I tell you again, louder? And in here.

(EXCITING MUSIC)

Terrance. My rods detected your watery presence.

It must be the aura of your salty brine.

More likely the contents of this flask.

Oh. You brought tea with you?

Bone broth.

I never get into an enclosed space without plenty to drink.

And neither would you, if you'd been cast adrift

in a barrel of desiccated coconut.

Try some.

Ooh. The smell! Yes.

It's quite a pungent brew.

Mmm.

Which gives me an idea.

How many people have we left to find?

As I was saying, Shawn-- Are you feeling okay?

I feel great.

I feel like any moment now, I'm going to ask you out.

Any second now. Ten, nine, eight-

Goldie, you're acting kind of--

Kiss me, you fool! Ah!

Come on!

I nearly kissed him. On the lips! And everything.

(BEEPING)

(WHISTLING)

Terrance, what are you doing? I am playing Hide and Seek.

Well, that's weird. 'Cause from here it kinda looks like

you're making pancakes.

You can spend your time grubbing around

in dusty corners looking for Esther and Danny.

I prefer to make them come to me.

Ah.

(BEEPS)

I'm going to go and see my gram.

No, no, not yet.

Why not, Goldie? What's going on?

Well, Shawn, uh, you see the thing is--

uh, you know, to be honest, she is sick.

What? Seriously? What's wrong?

(EXHALES) Yeah, uh, allergies.

Really bad allergies.

I was going to tell you before.

I just--I didn't want you to worry.

But wasn't she just laughing a few minutes ago?

Yes.

Turns out, um, one of the things

she's allergic to is her own laughter.

One of the things? What else is she allergic to?

Uh--

Ham, yeah. Grass. And, uh, what was it--sunlight.

That's awful. Well, I need to see her now.

And you will, very soon.

I'll just see if she's taking visitors.

Ahh. I've looked in here already.

Esther, Danny, pancakes!

Delicious pancakes.

Pancakes. Oh, oh, I can't stand it!

Gotcha! Shame you're not Esther, though.

Not to me. Now give me those sweet discs of batter,

you kitchen wizard. Hey! I'll get the syrup.

Oh, by the way, that was my underpants wash.

(LAUGHS)

Oh!

(BEEPING)

Are you sure this is gonna work?

Sure. We'll turn the lights down.

Shawn will totally think you're Esther.

I can't believe she has a drawer

full of wigs and false beards.

She's a woman of mystery, all right.

But come on, we've only got ten minutes.

Are you ready to do your best impression of sick old lady?

Yes.

Like this. (SNORES)

Hmm. Wow. That's pretty convincing.

You really sound like you're asleep, Loren.

Loren? Loren?

Ah, ah! Acting. I was just acting. (EXHALES)

(KNOCK AT DOOR) Gram?

Just a minute!

She's ready for you now.

Uh, try not to get her over-excited.

Or get too near. Or generally look at her face.

(MOANING)

Ooh, she sounds really sick.

You okay, Gram? Don't touch her.

Uh, she might be contagious.

Well, I thought it was allergies.

Yeah, it is, contagious allergies.

They're really rare.

How are you feeling? She can't talk.

She has a sore throat. Haven't you, Esther?

(THROATY MUMBLING)

She sounds terrible. Maybe we should prop her up.

Don't! Uh--see, the doctor said to expect weird noises.

He said that'll mean she's getting better.

(MOANING)

See? She really sounds on the way to recovery.

I think we should give her some rest.

Uh, settle down, Esther.

Oh, look!

Her hair's come off. Gram, are you okay?

Ahh! Oh! Oh.

Esther! There she is. Esther, come back.

You need to rest.

Found Esther.

Ooh! (YELPS)

Loren? Whoa.

Oh, I was me all along.

I can explain.

So you never actually

stopped doing Games Day?

No. Sorry.

And the trophy you gave me?

Was mine.

For discovering new ways to cook weevils.

So you lied to me. All of you.

And you still haven't told me where my gram is.

Sorry, she's still hiding somewhere.

We can't find her anywhere.

(CHUCKLES) That's my gram.

Always one step ahead.

In fact, the only person who could possibly beat her,

is probably Sh--uh, me.

You mean you're going to help us find her?

I'm a winner, aren't I?

Come on. Let's go.

You okay? Yeah, just something odd.

It's probably nothing. Come on. We're running out of time.

She's not here. Or here.

No.

(BEEPING)

Come on, people.

Forget the obvious places.

This is me. This is Gram we're talking about.

She's a genius.

Think tops of wardrobes, hollowed out mattresses.

Camouflaged body paint perhaps?

Well, she's not out on the roof terrace.

Ha. Roofs are for amateurs. And not downstairs.

We checked every nook and cranny.

So many crannies.

So many nooks. Why are there so many nooks?

Come on. Think.

What's the one place she could hide that's so clever,

and so fiendish that no one would ever think of it?

Nowhere. We've combed the whole house.

She's gonna win again.

But have we, though?

Or has the answer been staring us in the face the whole time?

What do you mean? I mean,

what if Esther's been amongst us from the start?

What if, instead of thinking where is she,

we should have been thinking who is she?

What are you saying? I'm saying,

I know where Esther is hiding.

She's-- (ALARM BLARING)

Ohh, so close.

You nearly had me there, darling. Well done.

That's how you do a disguise.

And that's how you win Hide and Seek.

You were Shawn the whole time?

Of course.

What gave me away?

Well, it was when you said how undefeatable you are.

The only person who could possibly beat her

is probably Sh--uh, me.

And then how you said how

you could be hiding in crazy, cunning places.

One place she could hide that's so clever,

and so fiendish that no one would ever guess it?

Sean would never say that.

He thinks you're a sweet old lady.

Well, clever girl.

Almost as clever as when you tried

to lure me out by kissing me.

That was clever, wasn't it? Ah!

Also, let's never mention that again.

Deal.

Well, it looks like I'll be choosing the game

again next week.

Oh, well, yeah, you would be.

Except there's just one small problem.

We still have 20 seconds left.

But the alarm! We all heard it.

No, you heard my phone.

(ALARM BLARING) I got the idea from you,

when you hid your phone in the closet.

That is so dishonest and deceitful.

Well done, darling.

(ALARM BLARING) (LAUGHS)

Congratulations.

Looks like you'll be choosing the game next week.

Yes! I won Games Day!

I won Games Day!

(APPLAUSE)

There's just one small thing, though.

Has anyone seen Dad?

I think I'm stuck. Relax, Gramps.

Terrance is gonna get another bucket of lard.

On the plus side, you're the winner.

I don't feel like one.

Esther, one thing's bothering me.

The first time we saw you as Shawn, you were outside,

talking through the letter box.

I thought no one was supposed to leave the house.

It wasn't me, darling.

I was in here, getting changed.

Oh, that explains why outside Shawn

was wearing different clothes to you.

What? You noticed that and didn't say anything?

Wait, that was real Shawn at the letter box.

I was supposed to be meeting him in town, 20 minutes ago.

And my driver's stuck up the chimney.

You did stand him up after all.

I'm coming, Shawn. Ready or not.

Not if I have anything to do with it.

Any sign of Terrance with that lard?

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