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(UPBEAT MUSIC)

Tonight's gonna be the ultimate girl's night in:

Chocolates, pedicures, and the mutant squirrel movie.

I can't wait.

I heard the Squirrel savages, like, a ton of people.

I know. So many people.

Tonight's gonna be crazy.

And the toe painting.

I don't wanna get you excited,

but I got some pretty out there new colors.

We are gonna go totally wild.

(THUMPS)

Oh.

Hi, Shawn.

Nice sandwich.

Thanks.

Sounds like you're having a party while your mum's away.

Goldie? What?

Oh, no, no, I'm just-- Such a cool thing to do.

No, I'm just... Hello.

Being cool. Hello?

'Cause that's my thing. (LAUGHS)

So you are having a party?

Totally.

Uh, it's really cool, like you said.

You should come or whatever

or not or whatever.

Well, awesome. Well, I'll be there.

I'll see you later.

Hello?

Goldie, Goldie? (SQUEALS)

Oh, Loren, change of plan.

Now, you're sure you'll be okay while I'm away?

We did manage to survive

before you moved back from America.

Yes, although there was that time

we got locked in the basement.

Good thing Shawn came by to let us out

before we had to resort to cannibalism.

We were only down there 20 minutes.

Your point?

Right, I'll see you all tomorrow.

(LAUGHS) Enjoy your little tea party,

and don't have too much Battenberg.

(DOOR CLICKS SHUT)

Little tea party? Battenberg?

She has no idea who she's dealing with.

(LAUGHS)

Summer Solstice 1987,

10,000 druids rioting in a bean field.

Now, that was a party.

(LAUGHS) 1978.

Christmas party in a nuclear bunker.

When I came out, it was July!

(LAUGHTER)

Do we have to have a party?

Mingling is my number one hatred,

except for bodily contact,

public displays of emotion,

and people,

but it's a very strong number four.

Come on. It'll be fun!

Ay, I've dusted off my party shirt!

Ooh! Ooh!

Well, congratulations.

That shirt has just knocked smiling

out of my top ten.

Ooh. (GROANS)

(LAUGHTER)

We need to arrange a party

in the next six hours,

and it's gotta impress Shawn so much

he wants to build a statue in my honor.

Wait, you know what Esther does

to the kind of girl Shawn wants to build a statue for.

No!

No one knows what happens to them.

Esther covers her tracks too well,

but she won't be here.

It's her tai chi night.

Then prepare for the most awesome party

we've ever been to.

I've only been to two parties. (LAUGHS)

Don't ruin the moment!

(IMITATING ROBOT) OMG, Goldie,

this party is totally awesome.

I really wish that I had a girlfriend

that was as cool as you.

Well, today's your lucky day, Robot Shawn,

'cause I am your new girlfriend.

Initiate smooching.

(IMITATES SMOOCHING)

It was so worth taking three hours to build this model.

We now know exactly where all the party stuff will go.

Simulation complete. Plan confirmed.

Should we initiate actual party preparations now?

I feel like they'd kiss again first.

(IMITATES SMOOCHING)

(SIGHS)

What's going on?

Just getting ready for the party.

Aw, Gramps, that's so sweet. You wanna help out.

But we made room plan, and the armchair goes over there.

Why have you made a room plan for our party?

Not our party, my party,

but you can totally come.

Sorry, kiddo, we've been planning this for weeks.

Esther's even canceled her tai chi class.

So why don't you just join in with ours?

It'll be quite the shindig.

Wait, you're having a party?

Mmm.

You're kidding me!

And in 1997,

they introduced the TX1

which has a diesel engine.

And sucking

through your bottom...

(ALL INHALE)

And out through your mouth.

(ALL EXHALE)

(FARTS)

Help me.

Your party's the least cool thing

that's ever happened to anyone in the world.

I am so sorry about my party, Shawn.

I wish there was a way

I could make it up to you.

Well, maybe there is one way.

(ROMANTIC MUSIC)

No!

Sorry!

It's a kind offer,

but I need my party to be super cool.

We can be cool.

This party better not be too noisy.

Saturday night is for kipper sandwiches

in front of my shark programs.

Nobody had better get in my way.

Sorry, Gramps.

I think I'll keep my guests away

from your old timers' fish party.

Come on, Loren.

Prepare to get schooled, Goldie Glickman-Park.

Old-schooled. (SNAPS)

Sorry, did you say something? No.

# I've got a plan #

# I flew over the ocean to tell you how #

# Me and my fam #

# We caused a commotion #

# When we landed on my granddad #

# It's chaos at home but it's always fun #

# Fun fun fun fun #

# 'Cause you're never too old and you're never too young #

# Around here #

# So this is me #

# Just trying to keep it all together #

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

Okay, new plan.

Living room party is off, and bedroom party is go.

Oh, and Esther is gonna be here,

so we have smuggle Shawn in,

or she's gonna go all killer squirrel on me.

It's gonna take a while

to convert this to a model of your bedroom.

There's no time.

We're gonna have to wing it on the room layout.

(GASPS)

Did you just say "wing it"?

What have you done with the real Goldie?

I know. Party me is wild.

So where are we gonna get

all this party stuff?

Who do we know who can get anyone

exactly what they want in really short notice?

Santa. Danny.

You called?

How do you do that?

Just common, everyday eavesdropping.

What can I get for you?

Shouldn't be a problem.

Are you sure? All of it?

The smoke machine is crucial for my volcano impression.

It's fine. I can get it.

Anything for you, sis.

(SQUEALS)

Sorry, I mean anything for cash.

150% deposit up front.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

Invites sent, outfit totally planned,

party stuff: Not here.

Where's Danny got to?

Is everything okay?

Just working out the quickest escape route.

I'm going for springboard out of the window.

Why would you need an escape route from a party?

Come back to me on that

when you've been locked in the snake enclosure

at Singapore zoo.

Hey, where's my stuff? It's getting late.

Yeah, about that,

how are you with being totally let down?

Danny, you're kidding.

Tell me you got my party stuff.

Okay, okay, I got your stuff.

(SIGHS)

Better? Good.

I haven't got your stuff, that was a lie,

but on the plus side,

here's your money back.

I hope you'll consider us again

for all your disappointing party needs.

(LIGHT MUSIC)

Party!

Oh.

I was expecting it to be a bit more, "Party!"

And a bit less, "Normal room!"

Where's all the "Party!" stuff?

Danny let us down, but it's okay.

I'm making the world's biggest glitter ball

out of a box of sequins, a beach ball,

and a laser pointer from Esther's room.

Ooh.

This looks pretty powerful for a laser pointer.

(ZAPPING)

(GASPS)

All I know is we've got 57 minutes to turn this around

or Shawn's gonna think I've organized

the world's least cool Cool Party.

(PHONE CLACKING)

Meanwhile, my ClakClak

is going crazy with RSVPs,

and I can't even reply.

I've sequins on my fingers!

Okay, let me go and get the decorations,

you do the snacks and the ClakClak,

and when I get back,

we'll everything we need for the ultimate

par...!

Loren? Thanks.

Sorry, I glitched out there for a second.

(HEAVY BASS MUSIC)

Psst, Loren!

Psst, Loren!

Loren!

Oh, hey, Goldie. Sorry.

I always ignore it

when I hear bushes trying to get my attention.

Probably for the best. Is that the party stuff?

Okay, go and get set up.

I have to intercept Shawn before Esther sees him.

(SIGHS)

Sorry, Margret, I don't have time to talk right now.

Shawn! (GASPS)

Hey, Goldie, did you know you have a leaf in your hair?

I do now.

Let's call it the natural look and say I did it on purpose.

How would you like to make

a big entrance to the party?

Mmm, yeah, I guess I'd like it a reasonable amount.

Great, 'cause I have a special

VIP entrance just for you.

For real? For real.

(LAUGHS)

Does VIP stand for "Very Itty-Bitty People"?

It could be. Sure, why not?

Ow.

Sorry!

(CIRCUS MUSIC)

Party!

What is this?

It looks like the party gods threw up in my bedroom.

Yeah, it's weird,

someone had cleaned out the whole party shop.

There was hardly anything left.

I just grabbed what I could get.

I had to fight with a kid's entertainer to even get this.

In the end, I just brought him along.

You hired a clown?

He was really cheap.

(POP)

(SIGHS) (CLOWN HORN HONKING)

And not very good.

Okay, think. Goldie, think.

So what do you think of the theme?

Uh, I-- mash-up parties are so in

in the States right now.

I like to call this one

"retro-engagement-valentines-

baby-barn dance fiesta shower."

Okay, yeah, I guess this is pretty cool.

(HEAVY BASS MUSIC)

What is that?

(HEAVY BASS MUSIC)

(CHATTER)

Nobody over the age of five

should dance in public.

Where's your dignity?

20 pounds for gold entry.

And you're not coming in in those shoes.

This is all the stuff you were meant to get for me!

I got a better offer. Money talks.

Does it?

Is it saying, "Danny, you are a terrible human being"?

Move!

Aw, great.

Now I've me missed the baby seal getting eaten.

I'm going to the kitchen on my own.

Not bad for some uncool old folks, ay?

Can you just keep it down a bit?

I'm trying to have a party.

(HUFFS)

No, no, no, no, no!

The party's upstairs! Come on, ignore all this.

Conga! Come on, join the line!

That's right, go conga.

Go conga! Don't look at the old people.

Let's go!

Well, conga-ing up a ladder is not easy.

(SIGHS)

There is an epic party happening down there.

We need to take this thing up a level

or everyone's gonna go downstairs,

Esther's gonna see Shawn,

and I'm gonna have to move to Guatemala.

Four words: Homemade foam cannon.

Specifically, my homemade foam cannon.

Sorry, that's five words. (CHUCKLES)

I was thinking something less explodey.

What about party games?

We could play Banana Drama.

Banana Drama, what's that?

It's simple.

One person stands on a box,

and we all throw bananas at them as hard as we can.

And?

That's it. That's the game.

Any other options?

Uh, Pass the Orange?

Do all your games revolve around fruit?

It's good to be healthy, Goldie.

Let me guess, you bash someone with oranges.

No, there's no bashing in Pass the Orange.

You tuck an orange under your chin

and smush up to the person next to you in the line.

Smush up to the person next to you.

Smush up?

Yeah, and then they try

to take the orange off you with their chin.

It's loads of fun

unless you hate bodily contact,

in which case, Banana Drama.

I have no problem with bodily contact.

Let's play that one.

Let's see you try

and socialize with me through that,

miserable revelers!

(GRUNTS) (OVEN BEEPING)

(SINGING IN SPANISH)

Ooh!

My kippers!

(COUGHING)

Shut up! There's no fire!

All right, everybody out!

(ALARM CONTINUES RINGING) Can't you hear that?

Yeah, good isn't it? Who put it on?

Me! Ooh, nice.

Give me those. Come on, you lot!

Move it! Yeah, let's move it!

Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo,

whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!

Oh, legend, man, you are a legend.

(SIGHS)

All right, whoo! Orange time.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

Aah!

Aw! Sorry!

(CLOWN HORN HONKING) Ah...

Oh, no!

We're losing the party.

After them. Don't let them leave.

(CHEERING)

On your marks...

Still time to place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.

Who will it be?

Rampaging Rainbow or Maniac Maury?

(GRUNTING) (CHEERING)

all: Rainbow, Rainbow, Rainbow!

Hey, how cool is this?

Yay! Aah!

Hi, this is Terrance from next door.

Just wanted to apologize.

This music must be really bothering you.

Just wondering if you wanted to come round

and do something about it.

Three cheers for Rainbow.

(CHEERING)

Okay, inflatable seniors wrestling is over.

Let's get back to those fun oranges.

You know what? This is pretty cool.

(CHEERING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

Who's that under the mask?

Look, everyone! It's the neighbors.

I wonder what they'll have to say about this party.

Music bothering you is it?

Of course!

It's so last year.

Who wants some proper tunes?

(CHEERING)

It's DJ Laura Looper!

She's your neighbor, and you invited her round.

Dude, you are the Party King!

Whoo-hoo! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

all: Party King, Party King,

Party King, Party King!

Okay, time to break out the big guns.

Prepare for liftoff.

(MACHINE WHIRS)

Let the foam begin.

Ten is really only for emergencies.

Mr. Chuckles is trying to make Shawn

play "Pat-a-cake."

This is an emergency.

It's working, Loren. Nice work.

Here we go. Ah!

Look at this--I've never been to a foam party before.

Lather up, suckers!

Foam party in the loft! Come on!

Come up, come up, come up.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

It's working! They're coming back.

This is the coolest party ever.

(CHEERS AND LAUGHTER)

It's working!

Look how much foam there is.

This is so cool. So much fun.

(overlapping chatter, whooping)

Cool, come on up!

Whoo!

(CHATTER, LAUGHTER)

Okay, enough foam.

Where's the off switch?

I knew I'd forgotten something.

Okay.

This is bad. Very bad.

But it smells nice.

(COUGHS) I used marshmallow bath foam.

Loren, why won't it stop?

I used so much marshmallow bath foam.

We need to get out of here.

Everybody out!

Emergency bubble situation!

Do not stop to collect your personal belongings!

Your nearest exit is here.

Shawn, are you okay?

No, it's stinging my eyes. (GASPS)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

(CLOWN HORN HONKING)

(PARTY CROWD CHEERING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

Oh, no. Esther.

(THUMP) Aah!

Oh, sorry! I keep hurting you.

Why are we in the cupboard?

Oh, um,

I just had to show you our new vacuum cleaner.

(VACUUM WHIRS)

It has a pet hair setting.

That's it.

I'm stopping this party right here.

Let's see how they manage without any power.

(MUSIC STOPS)

all: Aw.

I think the foam's made me blind.

(LAUGHS) What is going on?

How's this for a party then?

You like it, huh?

Nice.

Torchlight party.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

I've got backup power.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

I don't believe this!

Fine, you know what?

Fine. I give up.

You enjoy your party.

I'll be in the shed

with a baked ham.

Terrance!

You can't leave.

You made this party.

They're calling you the Party King.

Nobody is calling me the Party King.

Party King!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

Except for this lunatic.

All hail the Party King.

all: All hail the Party King!

All hail the Party King!

Bodily contact!

(STAMMERING) People!

My worst nightmares! Get off me!

My kippers are going cold!

Put me down, put me down! all: All hail the Party King!

Ooh, I can see again.

Shawn, I'm really sorry.

You must think my party

was totally lame and painful.

Are you joking?

Tonight was epic.

It was? Totally.

I've got, like, battle scars from a party.

(LAUGHS)

This was way cool, Goldie.

Just like you.

(WARM MUSIC)

Sorry! Aw!

(LAUGHING)

Hi, Mom.

Hello, Gran.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

(CHEERING)

So...

turns out my conference was canceled.

Somebody wanna tell me what's going on here?

Bye, Goldie.

You know what? Not too much.

Not too much is happening at all.

Run!

Save yourselves!

The foam will consume us all!

Except for that, obviously.

Goldie, this is totally unacceptable.

You had party without me?

What?

I've always wanted to go to a foam party!

(LAUGHS) (CHEERING)

Whoo!

I can't believe he looks better in that shirt than I do.

No way, Gramps. You're much cooler.

Sorry, can you say that again?

I couldn't hear it for the music.

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

Now then,

about you being in that cupboard with Shawn,

suit up!

Just one minute.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Escape route!

(EXCITING MUSIC)

Here we go!

Best party ever.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

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