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So,

how are you?

Uh, why?

I'm just wondering how you are, can't I?

Like, just ask. Tired from working, but I figured why bother to tell you that

because you wouldn't know what it was like.

Well, I mean, did you have a good day at work?

Yeah, it was fucking fun.

That's good.

Um, so, I have a favor to ask of you.

Of course you do.

I was wondering if maybe I could borrow a little bit of money.

Like what?

Like a dollar for a candy bar so you could go away?

Okay. No, I mean, I don't mean like a lot or anything. I know you work really

hard so you've got money and everything.

I was wondering maybe like a couple hundred dollars.

A couple hundred dollars?

Yeah, like four hundred dollars. What?

What? That's like, like whole check.

You know I have a shit job.

Well, I mean, you can go back to work, can't you? And make more?

I don't have a job, so... Yeah, I know you don't have a job, because you're

daddy's girl.

Yeah, so?

Well, then why don't you go ask dad for money?

What? What the hell are you foreigners for?

That you don't want to ask dad for it.

Well, I mean, I need to go to the doctor, and, you know, it's kind of like

a personal... Yeah, but it's kind of like a personal issue, so I was

wondering if maybe, like, if we just kept it between us.

Like, I'm a slut kind of issue.

Oh, my God. Fuck you.

That's not... Fuck me? All right.

Anyway, I'm back to watching some videos. Oh, no, come on. Please, please,

please. Okay, fine. Sorry.

Yeah, okay, like, I'm having a little bit of an issue, and I need to go to the

doctor. So, like, you need...

Yes, exactly. Perfect. Can you please?

The thing is, this is like my strip club budget and if I give it to you, then I

won't be able to get to the strip club and that's the only fun I get to have.

So... Listen, I think this is a little more important than you seeing naked

chicks dancing around and getting your cock hard.

I don't know how good you are at talking dirty.

So, you know what?

I have an idea.

So I was going to the strip club, right?

It was like...

Two drink. Minimum, cover charge, blah, blah, blah.

Okay. Why don't I take this money and give it to you?

Okay? Okay.

And you be my little stripper slut for the day.

Fuck off.

Okay. Consider me fucked off. No! What do you mean? Come on! Are you serious?

You're like my brother!

Yeah, well, whatever.

What do you mean like what am I supposed to do like There you go, holy shit, I

thought you were totally retarded and obviously you're just stupid.

So yeah dance around like hopefully Dance for you

Come on girls get a little while when you stay there till like late at night

cuz I wanna make that last money

Start, I guess.

Well, like, what? Why don't we make some space back up?

Let's see, like, you're on a stage for me.

Oh, yeah, you're graceful.

Well... Fuck off, okay?

Like... Come on, come on, come on. I'm not really, like, a dancer.

Well,

you're wearing less than the girls do at the club or in the house, but... Do you

have to be a dick?

You have to be a slut.

I guess that's a good

first set, but, you know, they call them titty clubs.

Do you know what I'm saying?

No. Uh, tits out?

I'm not gonna show you my tits. I'll dance for you.

Uh, topless.

How is that even an even trade?

I'd give you like five bucks for what you've done so far.

Listen, dude, I'm your sister. I'm not going to dance for you. I'm not an even

trade. I'll bump your tab up to 50 bucks if you take your top off.

Really? Just if I take my top off? Yeah, you're part way there.

Well, we know it's not for a boob job. Not bad.

I mean, like, they could probably use a little bit of a lift or something,

but... You're such a dick.

You have standards.

Standards.

You're not even wearing panties, are you?

Do you even own panties? Or are they all, like, left in the parking lots and

shit?

That's what I thought you'd find new money for, to buy new panties.

I guess you should decide to just skip them.

Whatever. You know what?

Okay. Bye-bye. Thanks for the tits.

Come on. Okay, fine. I'm sorry.

What do you want?

Bottoms off. I'm dancing.

Bottoms off?

Yeah.

What? I go to naked clubs because, like, I like naked girls, to be honest. I

don't get how this...

is can be even i'm asking for a couple hundred dollars and you a couple you

said four you can't even add a couple is two you know you should know okay so if

i just take these off and i have the money and then i can go well you gotta

dance you're kind of a buzzkill oh there we go

So how long are you going to have me dance for?

Well, I mean, I get this much money, you know, it would be like a champagne room.

You know what a champagne room is?

I don't know.

I mean, would you give me like some seriously good grinding lap dance?

Right here.

You're not serious.

I'm you.

Yeah.

Come on, wear my clean going out jeans.

I'm like, what?

Did I just, like, get on with the whole thing?

Oh, act like you know what to do. Just act like you're riding a deck.

Like... Like

that?

Well... Yeah, except, like, my leg's not, like, my sexiest spot you could be

grinding on, is it?

Lap dance, not knee dance.

Come on, don't be... Come here.

There you go.

See how easy that is? And then you just... There we go.

Thank you.

Do you have to touch me while I do it?

Champagne room.

Am I done?

Does it feel like you're done?

What does that feel like? It feels like something is getting hard in there.

Mm-hmm.

Why?

It answers the same question. It's not the best lamp I've ever gotten.

It's all right.

You know what? I'll give you the 50 bucks for your tits because that's what

we agreed to and then we'll just call it a day. But thanks.

Oh, come on. Fine.

What? Like, where do you want me to... I'm running some, uh...

Put some hands down there.

You know, a little petting.

On your cock?

I mean, and you're going to give me the money if I do this?

I'm sure you're going to get the money by the time we're done.

It's so big.

Why are you so hard already? I don't know.

Well, usually I jerk off before I go to the clubs. I don't blow too much money.

But, you know, I could just take care of that with you.

Um... Seriously?

Just jerk me off.

I can't believe you're making me do this. This is not an even trade.

I'm just asking for some money.

Like that?

Yeah.

Are you going to come?

I don't know what you're used to, but it takes a little more skill than that.

Why are you in a strip club anyways?

Can't you find girls yourself?

Saves time.

Well?

I mean, I guess you know you could.

That wasn't so hard to get you to do, was it?

Three, two, one.

Holy shit. It's all the way down your throat.

That is so big.

Why are you so hard? I can't even get it down.

You like trying, don't you?

Let's see how much you can take down your throat.

You

should

thank me for giving you an excuse to suck your dick. We both know it's like

your favorite thing to do.

I'll make you a deal.

Go ahead and just go back to the lap dance and grind on it.

And we'll be almost done.

Just grind.

It's slippery now. It was a bit.

Come on.

I'm lucky I need this money.

Yeah, it's a lucky day for both of us because I have the money to give you.

Oh, that's nice.

Yeah, happy?

Yeah, I don't usually, like, pussy, when your dick touches a girl's pussy in a

club because I don't know where it's been.

Right. But, you know.

You're not quite as bad as a stripper.

Aren't you romantic?

Are you trying to act like you don't like doing this?

Because you do.

I'll tell you what will make you a deal.

What? You do this for another second and then I touch your pussy. If you're not

wet, I'll give you all the money and we're done.

But if it is wet... Then what?

Well, you'll see.

Fine.

Like that? I don't know. The Arctic's so close to going into you, and

you're not going to get wet?

Yep.

Good to see it.

Guess what that means.

It's all right.

It doesn't mean anything, right? Just that it's wet.

What are you doing?

Just the tip.

Just the tip? That's all of it.

Oh, God.

Now it's in.

You have to give me this money.

I've been doing nothing.

me do this.

Hot wet pussy is really saying how much you don't like it.

You're not gonna finish like, you're just gonna do like cum.

I think you've already got one.

From what you were saying, I figured it probably wouldn't make a difference

right now, right?

Fuck you. You're such a dick.

Why did you do that?

Oh my god.

Man, you make me feel so guilty. I don't feel like I should pay you because it

feels like dirty now.

You're not going to pay me and you just came in me?

Well, besides the fact that I'm not really paying you, as you recall, you

said you wanted to borrow money.

So you're still going to owe me $400 after this. But I get my $400, right?

You get my $400, yeah.

Oh my gosh, you're such a dick. You should probably go shower or something.

That's nasty.

Oh, fuck you.

You better get better at pushing it out.