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♪ "Adventure Time"

♪ Come on, grab your friends

♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end

♪ It's "Adventure Time"

♪

Hey, Kim Kil Whan.

We solved the mystery of the haunted office.

It was Clockbear the whole time.

Yeah, uh, Jake's around here somewhere.

Man, it's crazy to think I was born here.

In this alley.

Popped right out of my dad's head for some reason.

Yaah! You scared me there,

what with the appearing out of thin air

and staring at me all creepy.

And now just you're reaching towards me.

Let's go, son.

Son?

I ain't nobody's son but Joshua and Margaret!

Though it is weird that you got

exactly the same stretchy power as me.

It's not weird.

It's fate!

We have to leave, like...

Right now!

Wait! Can Finn come with us?

We're kind of a package deal.

Oh, that's kind of a bad idea.

Our home world's atmosphere is, uh, poisonous to his kind.

Well, then, I'd better write him a note.

Destiny calls!

Whoa!

Jake?

Who are you, anyway?

My name is Warren Ampersand.

I'm your alien bio-dad! Heh-heh.

Why do you keep laughing?

I'm nervous.

Ah.

Welcome to your home planet...

Nerraw.

Great fantasy sci-fi vibe, man.

And that black hole really adds an extra dimension to the place.

Years ago, I left this beautiful planet

and travelled to Ooo

to implant my destiny-rich, stretchy DNA

into a compatible host.

That explains a lot, actually.

But now I'm dying.

What?

I used the last of my strength

to bring you home.

♪

He's here!

Huh?

- Is that Jake? - It's really him!

Did you see him? Look over there.

Look. That's Jake!

Warren, how does everyone know me?

Because you're the most important person to have ever lived.

Behold!

The Jakeseum!

A museum? All about me?!

It's Jake!

- Jake! Jake! - It's Jake!

Will you sign my prophecy book?

Will you sign my pretzel?

This is wild.

But it feels so right, you know?

Hey!

It's my 5th birthday party.

And my graduation.

And when I put a snail in my mouth.

And when a snail put me in its mouth.

And...

No. I don't remember this one.

That an artist's interpretation of the great prophecy.

Tomorrow, you are prophesied to battle Ixcano,

a monster with tentacles stretching across the galaxy

to strangle everything.

You alone can banish him to the darkness.

I've researched your world

and created the ideal child room.

See?

Space stuff...

dinosaurs...

and cowboys.

Cool.

But you know it's a little late

to try connecting with me, right?

Is that clown cake for me?

I got you something else, too.

♪

What do you think of your old dad's present?

I love it!

Still never gonna call you dad, though.

Oh, I wouldn't dream of asking.

But I hope you don't mind if I still wear this.

Good luck, Jake!

Savior us!

This is the Sacred Temple of Pannishment.

The temple door can only be unlocked

by a stretchy dog.

With key ha-a-a-a-a...

Uh...

Beyond this door,

there lies an ancient, awesome weapon

called The Panzark.

I am so ready for this!

This must be why I can stretch!

Yeah, that totally tracks.

Hup!

♪

This is so complicated and rewarding.

You're doing great, son!

Almost there.

The Panzark!

♪

Yay!

Saving the galaxy's exhausting.

I'm dying...

for a soft pretzel with mustard.

"Pri-tzels!"

Oh. "Pri-vate."

Hello, there, you handsome, young devil.

Have we met?

Oh wait, it's just me!

I didn't recognize this smooth, young skin

or these vigorous kneecaps.

♪

Oof!

It's another clown cake

with a side of cocktail hot dogs.

Dude, weren't you, like, dying?

Shush, son!

Ixcano approacheth!

Oh, dang.

I'll go grab the Panzark.

♪

So how do I...

You just gotta stretch

through the convolutions of the Panzark

to activate its kill beam.

More stretching, huh?

Here comes the hero.

Stretch, baby! Stretch!

You're doing it, son!

Ugh. This is too much.

Jake!

Jake! Jake! Ja...

♪

What's going on?

Where's that Ixcano jerk?

I have a confession.

There is no Ixcano.

I made it all up.

So... you're not really dying?

No, I was dying.

I needed to siphon your precious, stretchy essence

to keep me young and virile.

I use these belts as a conduit.

The more you stretch, the stronger I grow!

I've done it hundreds of times

to hundreds of sons.

But I never felt guilty before.

Maybe it's because you're so much cooler than my other kids.

Well, I am cool.

Or maybe it's this feeling

your kind calls... low-key affection?

I... I low-key affection you, son.

I'm sorry, Dad.

I wasn't powerful enough to destroy Ixcano!

What? No.

It was just me stretching the whole time.

The Panzark. The people.

You're just saying that to make me feel better.

I'll prove it.

I'm Finn!

I like pizza and dangerous girls.

And here's Joshua!

I'm no Warren Ampersand, but I guess I raised you.

Do more!

I'm Lady! Neigh.

Oh, I know. You like parties!

Here's a bunch of party bears!

Make more party bears!

And make the tree house!

Put party bears on the tree house!

Put party bears in the sky!

Okay.

♪

Keep stretching, you old phoney.

It only makes me stronger!

Belt switch! But how?!

Old-fashioned grifting, ya rube!

My real dad taught me that trick.

But I was a proud pop!

I'm the proud pop of a whole bunch of pups.

The belt totally applies to me, as well.

See?

Five stretchy pups.

Whuh-oh.

You saved me after all!

Out of juice.

I need those pups!

Don't even think about it!

♪

Can't wait to meet my grandkids and drain drain their essence.

Aw, nah!

Leave my kids alone!

If you destroy me,

you'll be stuck on that rock forever!

My pups are worth it!

♪

Not the singularity!

I just wanted to live forever!

I see now.

This fleshy form has taken me as far as it can.

I'm going 4-D, baby.

Bye, Warren Ampersand.

Thanks for reminding me what it means to be a good dad

by being the worst dad ever.

Never even got a pretzel.