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[reading]

[theme music]

[narrator] Of all the business people

who settled in the Old West,

none had it tougher than the newspaper man.

Whoa, Mickey!

That is the store where we're gonna set up shop.

His editorial policy was constantly challenged.

The Daley Blunder.

Mister... [slurps]

that's not the way to spell "Daily."

D-A-L-E-Y. The Daley Blunder.

Well, that's how I spell it, so get...

Hmm. It's morality belongs in school.

There now, that's better.

D-A-Y-L-Y.

The Dayly Blunder is in business!

[narrator] Most important of all was the newspaper man's

crusade against crime.

[reading]

[laughs] He'll flip when he reads this.

A thievin' polecat? Me?

Yeah! How I hate to read things like that.

That editor must be taught a lesson.

[crash]

That'll teach you never to print the truth about me!

Oh, and by the way...

that is not the way to spell "Daily."

[editor] I'm sure know-it-all, bad man.

Now. There.

D-A-L-E-E. That must be it.

[narrator] Undaunted, The Daily Blunder

continued its crusade against Bat Belfrey.

[gunshots]

[Bat] What's this? [reading]

The big snitch!

That editor must be taught another lesson.

[crash]

And you sti// don't know how to spell "Daily."

Things got too rough for the old editor,

so he sent for the only one who could help him...

the high-falutin'-est, fastest-shootin'-est

Quick Draw, who was vacationing on his beautiful ranch,

McGraw!

With his faithful little companion, Baba Looey.

Hey, Queeks Straw! It's almost time for the newspaper boy.

[newspaper boy] Here's your paper.

Ooh, that smarts.

Hey, Queeks Straw!

I thin’ it's a special edition just for you.

[Quick Draw] It says... [reading]

[Baba Looey] And it's signed, "Indignant Editor."

What you gonna do about it, Queeks Straw?

Do about it?

Why, ! am gonna answer this

help-wanted ad, Baba Looey!

Stop them presses,

and hold up that old front page,

‘cause Quick Scoop McGraw's a-comin'!

l like this, Queeks Straw. Il thin’ he's a...

Quick Draw! You've come in answer to my plea!

Yep. And my first duty is to tell you

that that is not the way to spell "Daily."

[editor] I'm sorry, Quick Draw.

There we are. How's that?

[Quick Draw] D-A-I-G-H-L-Y.

Now that's more like it.

What do we do now, Queeks Straw?

We goes out to hunt for news.

I thin’ I like that.

So the first one we interviews

is Bat Belfrey.

Who are you? The new sheriff?

-Mercy me, no! -Then come on in.

Kinda makes you wonder what happened to the old sheriff.

Make it snappy. I've got to rob a train.

You're Bats-in-the-Befrey, key-rect?

No, I'm Bat Belfry.

And don't think 1 didn't have trouble

with that name in school.

Well, I'm gonna run you out of town.

-You and who else? -Me and this.

-With that? -Sure.

Don't you know the pencil is mightier than the six-guns?

That's a little dull. Let me sharpen it for you.

[gunshots]

You know, Baba Looey, he's got a point there.

This headline will scorch him plenty.

What'd it say, Queeks Straw?

It say, "Bat Belfrey,

get out of town by sundown... or else!"

Or else what, Queeks Straw?

Don't rush me. I'll think of something.

You just go sell 'em.

But Queeks Straw...

And give 'em the hard sell.

Extry! I thin’ you read all about it! Extry!

Here, boy! I'll take one. How much?

For you, senor? Nothing. In fact, [chuckles]

take them all. [chuckles nervously]

[reads] Get out of town by sundown?

Ooh... now that rubs me the wrong way.

It's almost sundown, Queeks Straw.

Have you thin' of something?

Don't rush me. Don't rush me.

[Bat] It's sundown, McGraw.

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

Your watch must be fast. 1 got a quarter till.

My gun's fast too.

[gunshots]

He don't believe in good sportsmanship, Baba.

Then fight him bare knuckles, Queeks Straw.

Why, of course. I'll woop him to a frazzle.

-1 thin’ you will. -Put up your dukes, Bat!

[Bat] It's a pleasure!

[Quick Draw grunting]

[crash]

Any more bright ideas, Baba?

No... but there's a bright little kid.

He's fixing the sign on the window.

Oh no! Somebody finally spelled it right!

D-A-I-L-Y.

And any town whose kids are that smart

ain't no place for me!

-One at a time now! -A.

-Uh, F, M.

! mean, uh, Z, X, L.

l like that Queeks Straw.

He may be too old for school,

but his brain is still in kindergarten.

[theme music]

[narrator] Once upon a time in a far away castle,

there lived a very wicked queen

who was also very beautiful.

Each morning she would ask her magic mirror the same question.

Mirror, mirror on the wall,

who is the fairest one of all?

Uh, ask me something else.

You heard me.

Who is fairest of them all?

Not you anymore, that's for sure.

-What? -Oh, you're not bad.

But a new chick's moved in to town

who makes you look like a pair of old overalls

hanging on a line.

Her name.

Tell me her name.

Her name is Snow White.

1 must find her and make her ugly. But how?

Why not hire a private eye to find her?

[telephone ringing]

[Snooper] Snooper Detective Agency.

We solve the caper for the green paper.

What, who?

The Queen of Wickedonia?

Yes, I'll give you a bucket of assorted rubies

if you find Snow White and bring her to my castle.

I'll think about it and let you know.

A good private eye never shows his answers to get the fee.

I've thought it over and I'll take

the Snow White caper.

We must go, Blab, it's 1207.

Gosh, Snoop, a 1207?

Isn't that a queen looking for a missing person?

Right, Blab.

[Blabber] What do we look for, Snoop?

! read the book and ] remembered

the little tyke had a hideout in the woods.

Let's check this picturesque fairy tale type house.

It says grandma's house on the picturesque letter box.

Perchance the old girl can us the clue to Snow White.

[old woman] Come in, Little Red Riding Hood.

1 thought your name was Snoop?

My stars, a couple of unexpected strangers.

Relax, Granny.

Just answer a few law-abiding questions.

I'm just a poor old lady who bothers no one.

Yes, ma'am.

Do you know a Miss Snow White?

No, but I did know a Miss Cinderella once.

She was kind of an oddball, used to wear one shoe.

Married up with the prince I think.

Yes, ma'am.

Of course, there's my granddaughter

Little Red Riding Hood.

She's bringing me a basket

of goodies this afternoon.

[Snooper] Yes, ma'am.

Here she is now.

Come in, Little Red Riding Hood.

Hiya, Granny.

l bring you a basket of goodies--whoops.

1 didn't know you had company.

Uh, we were just leaving.

Do you know a miss Snow White?

Can't say that I do,

but if you should run into a girl

who says she's Red Riding Hood,

don't you believe it.

Yes, ma'am.

That's not Red Riding Hood.

That's a wolf.

1 know, Blab, but don't worry.

He gets his in the end.

! read it in the book.

Now what, Snoop?

Look for clues, that's what.

Let's get back and see if that porridge has cooled off.

! just don't understand it.

You never used to complain

about my cooking before.

Now it's the porridge too hot, it's too cold.

Please, dear parents, not in front of strangers.

It gives the impression of untogetherness.

Pardon this intrusion on a family matter,

but I don't suppose you know the whereabouts

of a miss Snow White.

Are you kidding? Ask her.

There ain't nothing she don't know.

So, I'll ask.

Do you know Snow White?

Sure, she just moved in

to the old hut down the road.

Used to be rented by seven little midgets.

Thanks ever so largely.

Snoop is very good at worming out information

from reluctant witnesses.

Pardon me, miss, are you Snow White?

Yes, I'm Snow White and I'm waiting for my Prince Charming

to come for me when the calla lilies bloom again.

Isn't she gorgeous?

I'm afraid the Prince Charming bit is out, Snow.

I'm turning you over to the queen.

No, not the queen.

She's wicked and she means to harm me.

Fear not, Snow.

Blab and I will stand guard here

until your Prince Charming comes for you.

Oh, thank you, sir.

And I shall give you both a calla lily

if the dang things ever bloom.

Mirror, mirror on the wall,

why doesn't Super Snooper call?

Because Snow White talked him out of the caper, that's why.

They're all hiding out in that old hut

where those seven midgets used to live.

1 shall go there myself and give Snow White this poisoned apple.

I'll make her ugly as a toad.

Woah.

Darn you, woah... [indistinct]

Woah.

Halt, who goes there, if 1 may coin a phrase?

Itis 1, Prince Charming.

Come to fetch Snow White to live happily ever happier.

1 mean, happily ever after.

Oh, these clichés.

You're Prince Charming?

Ha, ha, and a likely story.

A couple of wise guys, eh?

Well, beat it, or I'll shish kebab you with my spear.

Prince Charming, you're here.

And before the calla lilies bloom, too.

I just couldn't wait.

My horse is double tethered.

Farewell, kind friends.

So long, Snow.

Have a happy wedding.

Don't take any wooden rice.

[Queen] So, you let her get away?

It's your royal wickedness, the Queen.

You're too late.

Snow White got away.

Well, there's no hard feelings.

! brought you this royal apple.

[Snooper] Thanks ever so largely and you're a good sport, Queen.

Mm, this is delicious, Blab.

Here, have a bite.

Gee, thanks, Snoop.

Hold it, Blab, I think there's dirty work underfoot.

All of a sudden, l feel slap hoppy.

Snoop, you turned into a frog.

Very observant, Blab.

Now get busy and take me home.

But, Snoop, I'll get warts on my hands.

Well, uh, have you any other suggestions?

Uh-huh.

Now why did you do that, Blab?

Because now we can go home together

without any embarrassment to either one of us.

Right, Blab, let's get hopping.

[theme music]

Augie, my boy, if you wanna learn winter sports,

just keep an eye on your dear old dad.

Shall do, Olympic caliber father of mine.

I'm too small and puny to fly all the way south,

so I have to hitchhike.

Look, Dad, it's a hitchhiking duck.

If there's one thing l can't stand,

it's a hitchhiking duck.

But soft headed-- ! mean hearted Dad,

he just wants a lift.

I'm doing this against my better judgment.

[tires screeching]

[Doggie Daddy] Okay, hop in.

Oh, thank you.

Where you headed for?

South with all the rest of the ducks.

[laughs] You're starting a little late, aren't you?

Well, that's because I'm too small and puny.

Watch.

See?

He's the puniest duck l ever saw.

1 make up for it by being smart.

Listen to how smart! am.

One and one is five.

Five and five is 67.

I'm pretty smart, huh?

1 gotta admit, you know your arithmetic.

Let's go.

The lake is as far as we go,

so happy south to you.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Ah-ah-achoo!

He's catching a cold, Dad.

We can't let him walk.

Now don't worry, Augie,

a few drops of this hot milk

will warm him up.

Here, shorty.

[gulps]

How's that?

Ah-ah-achoo!

Okay?

Ah-ah-achoo!

All right?

All right, all right.

Now hit the road before your folks

start worrying about you.

Well, I ain't got no momma and daddy.

I'll show you.

Momma!

Daddy!

Where are you?

See?

If l had a momma and daddy

they would come running,

but I got a good idea.

Why don't you adopt me?

That's a peachy idea.

Let's adopt him, dear old Dad.

One peach is enough, Augie.

A pair ! couldn't stand,

so get lost.

All right for you.

You'll be sorry.

I'll never speak to you again.

Watch this, Augie, a figure eight the hard way,

a five and a four.

[crash]

Oh, you're not such a good skater, are you?

1 beg to differ.

My skates are rusty, that's all.

Let me try ‘em.

Hey, what are you doing with me skates?

Oh, they're not rusty.

I'll show you.

Gee, that's wonderful.

Give me back my skates, you little showoff.

Anything a duck can do, 1 can do better.

Be careful, over optimistic Dad.

[Doggie Daddy laughs]

Just watch this, Augie.

I'll do that trick backwards

with my eyes closed.

Watch out for the barrels, Dad.

What did you say?

[crash]

Did you hurt yourself, Dad?

No, I'm all right, Augie.

! can still walk, see?

Do something. Daddy's fainted!

I'll get some water.

Everybody, stay calm!

What happened, Augie?

Who put out the lights?

No one, confused father.

You passed out cold.

Maybe you better get me a glass of water.

1 got some water from the hole in the ice.

Oh, this will make you feel better.

That does it.

He didn't mean it, Dad.

Please give him another chance.

Okay, okay.

How would you like a chance to play snowball?

Oh boy, sure.

-How do you play it? -It's easy.

First, you mix a puny duck and some snow together

until you got a snowball.

Oh boy, this is swell.

Now, you gotta roll the snowball down a hill

to start the game.

[rumbling]

All of a sudden I have a feeling it's gonna snow.

[crash]

[laughs]

Oh boy, that was fun.

Do you know any other games?

Yeah, I know one more game.

It's called the 100 mile slide.

How do you play it?

Well, first we get a good start like this.

Then zoom, away we go for 100 mile!

[exclaims excitedly]

This is even more fun than snowball.

-Hey! Whoop. -[splash]

Help, I'm too puny to swim!

Help, help, help!

You zoomed him right into the lake, Dad.

! didn't mean to hurt the little fellow, Augie.

Start a fire going, Dad.

His puny little body is frozen in the ice.

He'll be okay now.

The ice is starting to melt.

Please, Dad, can't we take him home with us?

But, Augie, what do we do with him?

He's so useless.

He may be useless, but he's clean.

That's for sure.

[Augie] Hey, Dad.

What is it, Augie, my boy?

You were wrong, Dad.

That little duck isn't so useless after all.

-What do you mean, Augie? -Look.

[quaking]

[laughs]

After all,

how many families have a genuine

quack-quack clock in the house? [laughs]

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[Quick Draw McGraw] Hey, Baba Looey, are you alright?

S'awright!