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f Yippee yi-o-ki-a galloping all the way J

JS Here comes Quick Draw McGraw Sf

Kellogg's. The best to you each morning from Kellogg's.

f Yippee yi-o-ki-a galloping all the way J

~ Great big star on his chest f

£ Outdraws all of the rest f

~ Fastest gun in the west f

f Yippee yi-o-ki-a riding around your way f

JS Here comes Quick Draw McGraw Sf

~ The high-falutin'est fastest shootin'est

~ Cowboy you ever saw f

~ That's Quick Draw McGraw JS

Brought to you by...

[instrumental music]

Gosh, Snoop. Things have been awful quiet today.

Yeah, Blab. Our notorious reputation must have scared

all the criminals out of town!

Gee, what do we do for a living?

Unhand me the phone, Blab, and ! shall contact Hazel,

and, uh, you know, see if we have any caper calls.

Right, Snoop. Here you are.

Snoop to Hazel, Snoop to Hazel! Hello, Hazel?

-Uh, what jumps? -I'm glad you asked, chief!

It gives me a chance to be funny, he-he!

Hazel, our telephone girl, has a great sense of humor.

Now get this, chief, Slippery Sidney,

the Australian jewel thief, just stole

the Cumbersome diamond! He-he!

So, uh, what's so funny hilarious about that?

Sidney got away in his getaway kangaroo!

[chuckles]

- Don't you get it, boss? -[laughs]

1 get it, Snoop! You asked Hazel what jumps!

[laughs] Don't you get it, Snoop?

Quiet, Blab, or you'll get it!

Hazel, what did Lord Cumbersome offer

as monetary reward for return of said diamond?

- Forty thousand pounds . -Holy mackeerel!

1 mean, Mackarel! Forty thousand pounds of what?

- Of money! -Well, it'll be awful heavy.

But I'll manage to lift it.

Snoop, look what's coming!

It's a Kangaroo, see?

Just a couple of more miles, Matilda,

and we'll be aboard a ship, on our merry way

to Australia, with the Cumbersome diamond.

[laughs]

[chortles]

Get at it, Matilda!

Stop, in the name of the private eye institute glee club!

Stomp the bloomin' blighter, Matilda!

[stomping]

Snoop's muscles will be good and sore by tomorrow.

Hey, Snoop!

-[screech] -Are you all right?

Uh, I'm none the wear for the worse, Blab.

-So let's go! -Right, Snoop!

On to the ship, Matilda!

[vroom]

Stop, you Slippery Sidney, from Australia!

Do you think you can do it, Matilda?

-[chortles] -Well, hop to it!

[crash]

[stomping]

What'll we do now, Snoop?

Tail that kangaroo, that's what!

But how?

Feet were made before cars!

Let's go!

It's no use, Sidney!

Your erstwhile number is up!

We have you surrounded in the rear!

About face, Matilda!

[screech]

Go get him!

About face, Blab!

Right, Snoop!

Do something, Blab, before I get stomped!

Hide in here, Snoop, you'll be safe.

-[stomping] -Ouch! Ooch! Ooh!

Ooh, ow, ooch, ee, ow!

Snoop, what are you doing up here?

Can't you see there's something afoot?

I'm sorry, Snoop!

[whirr]

1 got him, Snoop! They're trapped in a sewer.

Good work, Blab, you'll get a gold star

for your underground work.

[Sidney] Get him, Matilda!

[chortles]

-[stompi pin -Yow! a!

Blab, get me out of here! Help!

[Blab] Coming, Snoop! Coming!

But, Snoop, what can we do with bed springs on your feet?

What can we do? Elementary, my dear Blab.

Folly that kangaroo, that's what!

[boing]

Snoop is the greatest.

He even thinks like a kangaroo.

[chortles]

What are you stopping for, Matilda? Get going!

Hey!

Hey, Snoop! Look!

She thinks I'm her baby.

Isn't that cute?

[chortles]

-[kisses] -[giggles].

That tickles, but it is cute.

Yeah, that is cute, Blab, but this isn't. 1 can't stop!

[instrumental music]

I'll stop you, I will!

That'll hold you ‘til 1 gets on that boat for Australia!

[boing]

Help, Blab!

Get me out of here!

And now the scoop with the loop to boot!

-[snap] -[thud]

Holy mackerel, it's Slippery Sidney,

and the Cumbersome diamond!

Oh, Blab, I did it.

The forty thousand pounds of money reward is mine!

Blab? Where, for the instance, are you?

You called, Snoop?

What in carnation are you doing in that kangaroo knapsack?

l like it, Snoop. It's nice and cozy.

Well, un-cozy yourself this minute, or I'll drag you out.

! wouldn't advise it, Snoop.

Come out, or turn in your badge, Blab.

-[stomping] -Help! Blab!

Help!

Stop it, mother.

I'll never be able to lift

that forty thousand pounds dollars now!

Too bad Snoop didn't know how terribly protective

kangaroos are about their young ones.

Once around the park, mother!

[chortles]

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[humming]

Good morning, Augie, my good friend and neighbor.

Good morning, Filibert. Help yourself to some cheese.

Thank you.

It's good to have neighbors

with miles and miles of heart.

That mouse is in for a big cat-astrophe.

And here it comes.

[humming] Yikes!

Help, Augie, help!

[screech]

Shucks, I! missed him.

It's that bad cat again. I'll take care of him.

Uh-oh, I'd better take care of myself.

[swoosh]

There's nothing like munchin' on a little snack

while watchin' TV.

[clattering]

[chuckles] Oh, you look awfully familiar, sir.

Didn't we meet in Cincinnati?

If there's one thing l can't stand,

it's a wise guy cat from Cincinnati.

Especially when I'm all set to watch TV.

And don't bother us with a return visit.

[clang]

You can come out now, Filibert.

Alas, Augie, it was too much for me.

I've been forced to take to my little bed.

I'm not too strong, you know.

Gee, Filibert, is there anything I can do for you?

If it were only possible for you to come in

and feed me a little strength giving hot cheese soup.

That's not impossible, Filibert. Wait.

Four liters of decalcitrating erom

and one of tetra hetra should do it.

After all, didn't get an "A" in chemistry for nothing.

[gulping]

It worked! Oh, dear old dad.

What is it, Augie, my well-behaved offspring?

May I have some of this cheese, generous dad?

What's mine is yours, my son, my son. Help yourself.

Thanks, father, who shares and shares alike.

Yikes! Augie boy, you've shrunk! How come?

I'll tell you later, observant dad

who is more than a little flabbergasted.

l have to sit up with a sick friend right now.

Augie, come outta that mouse hole.

After all, it's a parent's duty

to see who his son's friends are.

He could be running around with not-so-nice mices.

Do you feel any better, Filibert?

Your very presence brightens my day.

-I'm glad. -Pass the cheese.

This must be the stuff that Augie drank to shrink him.

! will do ditto and go in after him.

[gulping]

Ahh!

1 guess this is known as belittling oneself.

[laughs]

1 don't know how he did it,

but 1 suppose every dog has his day.

And today is his. [chuckles]

Augie boy, here comes your shrunken father.

It's you again. ! thought I threw you out.

You know, I gotta admit, the little runt's got nerve.

Hey! I reiterate, out you go.

Hold it, shortie.

[bam]

What a catastrophe.

[screech]

l never dreamed that someday

I'd be hiding from a cat in my old hunting rifle.

[chuckles] He couldn't have hid in a better place.

Bombs away.

[gunshot]

Ya gotta admit, ! travel like a big shot.

Well, what do ya know, bottled dog.

Uh-oh, looks like a storm is a'brewing.

Mr. Christian, I'll have you hanging

from the highest yardarm.

Mr. Christian, do you hear me, Mr., uh...

-Mr. Christian. -Thanks a lot.

l have not yet begun to fight, captain cat.

[boom]

That's a heck of a way to treat an admiral.

Augie, help, Augie!

Your dear old dad needs you.

Help, help!

That sounds like dear old dad in distress.

You mind if I leave you for awhile, Filibert?

Go ahead, Augie, I'll manage somehow.

Help is coming, father who is distressed.

Keep a stiff upper jowl.

This'll make me big again.

I'll hide in this sugar bowl until Augie rescues me.

[screech]

I think I'll add a few more lumps

to that sugar bowl with this firecracker.

-Hey, cat, what's the matter? -Huh?

-You don't look so good. -1 don't?

Uh-uh. Let me see your tongue.

This'll cut you down to size.

Holy mackerel, the firecracker!

[kaboom]

[chuckles]

And what're you up to now, Augie my son, my son?

I'm bringing some hot liver soup to a sick friend,

dear old inquisitive, but sensitive to other's pain dad.

This I gotta see.

[chuckles] Ain't that cute.

! brought you fellas something good to eat.

Gee, thanks, Augie.

l feel a little stronger already.

After all, how many boys can bring hot soup

to a sick cat in a mouse hole?

[laughs]

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[narrator] Billy the Kid, the James Boys

and the other bad men of the old West

had nothing on the toughest one of 'em all.

Fast-Gun Finnegan, a Sly, slippery hombre

that could not be brought to justice.

Hold on, thar. I'm bringing Fast-Gun Finnegan to justice.

Why, it's Quick Draw McGraw, the fastest gun in the West.

-The same. -And any minutes now...

Fast-Gun Finnegan will come out running to give his-self up.

Why, that's downright incredible. How did you do it?

Uh, you tell him, Baba boy. I'm too modest.

-Okay, Quicks Draw. -And don't leave nothin’ out.

Right. I thin’ it all started this morning

when we arrived in Peaceful Gulch.

What do the sign say, Baba boy?

It say, "Peaceful Gulch, population 500, and no sheriff."

No, sheriff? Come on, Baba.

When I tell 'em Fast-Gun Finnegan is on his way

to rob their bank, they'll hire me as sheriff.

That's all the same, but like the sign says,

we don't need a sheriff.

So, so long, Quick Draw.

Well, that's that.

Shall we go pick some horseshoes, Quicks Draw?

Nothing doing! I'm stayin’ right here

and prove that they need me as sheriff.

How you gonna do that, Quicks Draw?

By staging a fake bank hold-up, so I can arrest the bandit.

I'll give you one guess, who's going to be the bandit.

Now remember. Shoot twiceth over your shoulder

and yell, "Yahoo!"

Whats for, Quicks Draw?

That'll be the si-gey-ganol for me to rush in

hero like and arrest you. Now get-a goin’.

Right, Quicks Draw.

[Baba] Hands us! This is a stick-up.

Now, don't you wish you had a sheriff like Quicks Draw?

Nope. On account of, we got Clarence.

-Clarence? Who's Clarence? -You'll find out?

[alarm rings]

[boing]

Yikes! I think I better give Quicks Draw the signal.

Yahoo! Yahoo!

[gunshots]

There's the sig-nig-nignal.

[thud]

Who am I? What am I?

Well, besides, being good looking

and what was ! supposed to d?

Help! Quicks Draw! Yahoo! Yahoo!

-What's a Yahoo! -[thud]

Now, I remember. Yahoo, was a sig-nig-nignal.

Hold on there, bank robber

before Quick Draw McGraw gives you what for.

Don't bother, Quicks Draw.

Clarence already gives me the what's for.

Clarence? What's a Clarence?

Clarence is why they don't need you, a sheriff.

Hold on there.

Anybody named Clarence couldn't be a such a much.

And I'll prove it.

Goodbye, Quicks Draw.

Could I have your six-shooter to remembers you by?

Come on out, Clarence, you phony baloney.

And get your com-op-ons. What the...

Uh, pardon me, sir. May I get by?

Why, you're no bigger than a sagebrush stump.

Yes, I know, I know.

I'll give you a break. Go on, hit me, shorty.

Heavens, no. 1 couldn't hit anybody.

My hands have small bones.

Some pest the annoying customers, eh?

[chuckles] Clarence will take care of him.

Go ahead, shorty. Hit me!

I'll even close my big brown eyes.

Let me have it on the snout.

Now, don't hurt your little small boned hand.

-[bam] -Ooh! That smarts.

1 think we better clear out of here, Quicks Draw,

before Clarence clobbers you good.

I'll do the thinnin’ for both of us, Baba boy, and...

I thin' 1 got an idea-r.

Okay, Baba, hand me that stove pipe.

1 don't thin’ it's gonna work, Quicks Draw.

Sure it will, Baba boy. Fight fire with fire.

And tin with tin, l always say.

All right, you mess of scrap iron, come on out and draw

against Quick Draw McGraw.

It's back to the scrappy for you, Clarence.

That's close enough, Clarence. Now, draw.

[gunfire]

That's pretty good shootin’, eh, Clarence?

[boom]

[metal clanging]

1 was right. It ain't gonna work.

Are you all right, Quicks Draw?

Ask me later when I stop vibrating.

Hey, Quicks Draw, look who's coming.

It's Fast-Gun Finnegan, the bandit.

Out of my way, Quick Draw.

I'm gonna rob the town that needs no sheriff.

They don't need a sheriff. They got Clarence.

Ha! Anybody named Clarence couldn't be such a much.

That's what you think.

And that's how Quicks Draw is going to catch

your Fast-Gun Finnegan.

Help! Help! Help!

That oughta be Fast-Gun now.

Help! Help, Quick Draw!

Put me in a nice safe jail. Help!

What you gonna do with the reward money, Quicks Draw?

I'm gonna buy Clarence and take him apart.

Bolt by bolt, so I can be sheriff.

[screech]

[boom]

Hey, Baba boy, do me a favor, will you?

Sure, Quicks Draw. What is it?

Pick up my reward money and meet me in Arizony.

That's what I like about Quicks Draw.

Once he finish his job, he's off to a new place

whether he likes it or not.

[instrumental music]

f Yippee yi-o-ki-a galloping all the way J

~ There goes Quick Draw McGraw f

Kellogg's, your best choice in cereal.

The best to you each morning has brought you...

f Yippee yi-o-ki-a galloping all the way J

~ Great big star on his chest f

£ Outdraws all of the rest f

~ Fastest gun in the west f

f Yippee yi-o-ki-a galloping all the way J

~ There goes Quick Draw McGraw f

~ The high-falutin'est fastest shootin'est

£ Cowboy you ever saw Jf

[Quick Draw] Hey, Baba Looey, are you all right?

S'awright.