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Yuma, Yuma, come here!

Yuma?

I'm his wife now.

Yuma!

Hi

What's wrong?

Look, I made a berry patch.

What do you think?

You’re not even pregnant.

It’s best to get ready early, right? ```

If you leave it out in the open, the wind might shift.

Isn't it a bit too soon to change your mind?

What the hell is this?

Yep.

Hey, you can't keep screwing up like this.

Before Kazuma goes...

...keep that cardboard box shut!

Yeah.

I’m a man, you know.

I'm a man. Yuuma’s still just a kid, right? ```

Your lunchbox is still in the car!

What? I forgot again!

I just noticed, it’s okay.

Where are you going?

Where is it?

I’ll be right back.

I don’t want to eat anymore.

I’m in a hurry, I’ll eat outside.

See you later!

Keep it up. ```

You

I wish I’d been born a little sooner.

What’s wrong?

Nothing.

You can ask Yuma.

It’s okay.

Sorry. I’m just tired from work.

But today’s perfect.

It’s not like I don’t want a kid, you know.

Jun’s still full of himself.

I love you. Good night. ```

You

You

Junie-chan?

Still awake?

Not finished yet.

I see.

That's a good idea, isn't it?

Yeah.

See you later.

I got turned down. ```

About the kid?

Even if you try your hardest,

I guess a toji can't raise kids. ```

I don’t think so.

I saw how much you’ve been working for you.

I’ll help if you need anything.

Try harder.

Thanks, Yuuma.

You’re such a good little brother.

So.

Still not tired?

Yeah, why?

If you don’t mind... ```

Could you practice with me one more time?

Yeah, absolutely.

Thanks! ```

What?

Just come over.

You.

What's up?

What kind of exercise is it?

Lie down.

They say if you pat a baby gently, like this…

…they’ll fall asleep.

It's nostalgic, isn’t it?

It brings back memories. ```

You're really getting into it

Really?

No, it’s just…

Well… I recall Junie-chan nodding off before I did.

Seriously!?

Wait, really? No way!

I love you. ```

Do you want some?

Can I go back to my room?

One, two, three.

Were you asleep?

Yeah, I’m thinking about going back.

Sorry.

I quit last week.

They ought to.

Wow. ```

Yeah.

Right.

Ooh.

No, this is…

I'm just too loose.

Come on, get it on.

Ginny-chan. ```

If you were a guy, what would you do?

What’s happening?

No…

It stings when you do that on your face.

Yeah.

It's a natural bodily function, you need to know how to deal with it.

You need to know that.

It's fine.

I can handle it myself.

Nissan ```

It's okay.

It’s just practice.

That’s all.

It’s okay.

I can’t do this.

I love you.

Oops, oops.

I’m worried you might not sleep tonight.

It’s okay. ```

What?

That’s right.

Yeah.

Stop.

I'm so tired.

Okay.

That's not okay.

Aha.

It hurts, it hurts.

It's okay. ```

Wait a second...

I can’t handle this.

It's getting hot – let’s get out of these clothes, okay? ```

Mm, that's it, that’s it.

That's not quite right.

You're not a baby.

You’re not supposed to do that.

Don't be scared.

I'm not scared.

Yeah.

So sweet.

It's so cute, I want to rub it.

No, you can't. ```

Adorable!

I love you, I love you, I love you.

I love you.

It’s okay.

I’ll do it myself.

No.

Really?

Yeah.

Cool.

Boom. ```

Just a moment.

You

Okay?

You're sweating a lot.

This place is really hot.

I’m not sweating *that* much.

Let's make it look nice.

Wait a sec.

Nugget.

That’s nasty. ```

You're really sweating.

I won't.

It's mortifying.

I knew it - you're dripping with sweat.

I knew it.

You.

You’re dripping with sweat.

Later.

It’s a disaster.

So cute!

Adorable!

Just a sec.

I said no.

Su-chan, that hurts. ```

I'm gonna get so many.

It's alright.

Thanks.

I love you.

Time for a massage.

It’s okay, it’s okay. ```

Stop.

Oh my god.

That’s it.

Knock it off.

Just stop for a moment.

I love you.

This is a little intense.

I don’t know.

I have no idea what I did.

I need you.

I can’t stop. I can’t stop. ```

I love you.

What do you want to eat?

For the baby...

Bye, that's good.

It's a little bit hot.

Ahhhh.

What's up, what's up?

Wow!

That's it!

Don't cry. ```

It's okay, it’s okay?

I'm rubbing your back.

Oh my god.

You really love tits, don't you?

I love you.

You

I love you. ```

You're okay, you're okay.

That’s really sweet of them.

I love you.

He looks happy.

I love you.

Good, that's done.

Are you going to do that?

So, there you go.

And then, you open it like this.

What is that?

I love you. ```

I see you.

So, it's not Yuma,

it's this girl...

Let me practice instead of the baby.

I want to give it a name.

What should I do?

What a cute name!

Yeah.

From today, you're...

Tama-chan ```

I love you.

Yeah.

Check out my cute little Tama-chan! ```

It's so adorable.

The matcha.

Is it okay now?

I'll take care of the rest myself.

My ass isn't dirty.

Yeah.

I need to check it properly.

Your ass.

I’ll wipe it for you.

Are you alright? ```

Yeah, I’m alright.

It’s already in my mouth.

You can’t really see it.

So I'll show you then.

That’s so filthy. ```

You

I love you.

It's my first time, so I'm nervous.

Chinchin's a volleyball, right?

No, I’ve never done this before.

I love you.

I can’t tell you the truth.

Show me your tongue. ```

It's just…

And…

And

What’s wrong?

Wanna let me massage your tits?

What are you talking about? That's not what this is.

I knew it.

You like to drink a lot

I love you.

I love you too. ```

It’s really not good.

You're so itchy, so itchy.

I love you.

Oh my God.

Jesus.

It's right here.

Can you see it? ```

You

I can’t do this anymore.

And then…

Still up?

Yeah, just…

My sister said she’d help me study.

Good luck.

And where's Jun, anyway?

And the bathroom. I went to the bathroom earlier.

Okay. ```

Well, good luck.

It’s time.

You.

Okay.

Alright.

I missed you.

See you in the next video.

Cut.

I love you. ```

You

Sleep is important, get a good night’s rest.

Why are you making that noise?

That’s not good!

I can’t do it.

That’s a wrap!

You

So, will you go out with me?

It’s gone.

That's not good. ```

Don't want that, okay?

It’s just practice, so…

It's in.

See you tomorrow.

Wait a sec.

It's embarrassing, so look away.

It’s embarrassing, isn’t it? ```

Are you alright?

Love you.

You.

I'm going to stick it in.

Aww.

Yeah.

You.

I love you.

That's right.

It’s from the car.

It’s gone. ```

God, man.

It's been a while, so I’m a little nervous.

Yeah.

I love you.

I'm gonna kill you.

You

I love you.

I don’t know.

Gah!

Fuck. ```

Good job.

I love you. ```

Oh my God!

No, don't stop!

No!

I love you.

I don’t know.

Oh my God!

I…

I need you.

I love you.

I didn’t even mean to! ```

Help me!

Oh my god!

Oh my god, oh my god. ```

I love you.

My sweat's crying.

It's so itchy.

It's okay.

It's so warm inside.

That's good.

I can't.

It's so sweet!

Oh my God!

It was... ```

Good job!

Good!

No!

I'm gonna ride you. ```

I love you, I love you.

I love you.

I love you too.

I can't believe I'm doing this alone.

It’s okay, it’s okay.

Really?

I can’t do it.

I miss you all.

I love you.

I love you! ```

Oh my God.

You.

I love you.

Oh my God.

You.

God.

I love you.

No! I don't like it!

It tickles so much! ```

I hate you. I really hate you.

I’m…

I love you.

I’m going to go to sleep.

I love you.

It's been a while, so I'm a little tired.

Good job.

I don’t need to hear you guys.

This is practice for getting laid.

It’s practice, right?

And then… ```

I love you.

Did that feel weird?

Can you see it?

Of course I can see it.

I love you.

I need you.

I'm so tired.

I don't want to do this.

I hate you.

I'm on the kitchen floor. ```

I can't believe this.

Give me a hug!

I don't like this!

Oh my God.

I love you. ```

There aren't many of them, are there?

Is there, Tama-chan?

Aww, you’re so cute.

Tama-chan.

Beep.

Hey, what are you doing?

Don't rush me.

I'm going to...

Just saying good morning.

No...

That's not what I mean. ```

Meow.

I need to practice a lot.

Practice...

Are you serious?

I’m serious.

I don't want to be a good mom.

Well...

Right now, you’re gonna worship my tits.

Time for bed - let me use your head as a pillow.

What? ```

Wait a sec...

Hey Tama-chan

I want you to stroke me.

Seriously, I can't.

Really? ```

Why are you doing this?

Stop it.

Calm down.

It’s okay. You have to practice.

I know, but I can't do it.

Why not?!

Don’t tell Tama-chan about this.

I know, I know.

Calm down.

No way, no way. ```

Wait! Hold on a sec!

Just a minute.

I wonder if it's time for her breasts.

No, not yet.

I know, because it's me.

You're the one who makes Tama-chan feed!

It's supposed to feel like... ```

I didn’t know you liked it this much.

No, I’m not.

So Tama really wants to be nursed.

Not at all.

It’s impossible.

I’m scared.

What?

That’s not cute.

It's a little strange.

Please stop. ```

Really.

I don't know.

It's time to get on your tits!

What do you mean, "it's time to get on my tits?" ```

I don’t know.

Mama-chan’s drooling now.

Feels good tonight.

You like that

Yeah, let’s do it.

I love you so much!

Aww, so cute!

You’re so cute, my Tama.

No, it’s not mine.

It’s mine now. ```

It’s just a slip-up.

I love you.

Tama-chan is really happy.

You can’t do that anymore.

Hana-chan, you’re twitching a lot.

Yeah, I’m feeling it.

I’m not a puppy.

Aww, do you want me to pet you? ```

Yes, doggy.

This feels awful.

It's so stressful.

This sucks.

You need some milk!

You're so sweet.

I know you want it, but…

I don’t want it.

Drink some tea and get comfy in bed. ```

You’re so lively.

Don't call me energetic!

I love you, I love you.

I love you.

That's so good.

Put it on my tits.

What are you on about?

That feels so good.

I love you. ```

No... I said no more.

You can tug as hard as you want.

You can come out now.

I'm not a mom yet...

But, you'll be leaving soon.

Oh my god.

Tama-chan is shaking.

That feels good.

He looks like he's in such a good mood.

I can do it! ```

I can't. I absolutely can't.

Okay, I'll take it off.

It's okay.

Slather a ton of cream on your face.

Let's clean your ears, one by one. ```

Yeah.

I’ve still got a lot to learn.

It’s not over yet!

Not yet!

What’s going on?

It’s you!

Oh my God, why?

Wait, aren’t you off today?

No, I got off work early, so I was planning to cook something.

Thanks. I’m going to wash my hands now. ```

Okay

I’m going to taste it. Add more salt if it needs it.

Could you get me some mayo?

Yeah. ```

Thanks.

This is ketchup.

You're right.

Did you buy ketchup by mistake again?

I told you it was mayonnaise!

Sorry, I messed up.

It’s okay.

Ever since then, Jun’s mom’s been…

Of course, when my brother isn't around,

Even when I’m standing right there. ```

I'm short on ingredients - going to the store.

Thanks.

Be careful.

Yuma, make sure Jun doesn’t screw up.

Cut.

Mhm. ```

You're welcome.

Let me see how Tama-chan is.

What?

If you talk to her, she'll be back in a flash...

Please!

No, no, no.

It's okay.

It's alright. It's alright.

Tama-chan!

I love you. ```

Tama-chan, I screwed up again.

It's alright, it's not that bad. ```

I'm not going to hate Mom anymore.

It's too tight.

Tama-chan, wake up.

I love you.

I'm fine.

I love you.

How about you, Tomo-chan?

It's okay, Aya-chan.

I'm going shopping.

I'm going to mess up.

I don't want Tomo-chan to hate me anymore. ```

I don’t give a shit if you come back.

It's okay. Just a little bit.

You said you'd wake up.

Because it tastes like shit.

Did you?

Okay.

I’m not done with this yet.

What's wrong with him?

Don’t need you giving me so much praise.

I don’t know. ```

It’s okay, it’s okay.

I love you.

I’m scared. Tama-chan is crying.

I know.

I'll fix this, make it right.

Mom’s face is so wet.

Did you know that?

I didn’t know that.

You should wipe your clothes.

If my brother sees this… ```

I'm gonna lick it clean.

You said you didn't like that.

Bang.

Oh my God.

I love you.

Mmmm.

Good.

Nice.

Show us something.

I can't stand it anymore.

Can't you hold out any longer?

Hama-chan, you're so rigid today.

I love you.

Don't say things like that.

I can hear you breathing.

It's alright, it's alright. ```

It’s time I headed home to see Mom.

What do you mean by that?

Are you satisfied with all this? ```

Yeah.

It's not that bad.

It's okay.

I’m going to sleep now.

I said I wanted to come in.

I love you.

One more time.

I'm going to get my ribbon now.

It’s too hot.

I love you too. ```

I love you.

It's a dream. ```

I hope he doesn't come back.

It’s okay.

I love you.

I love you too.

I don’t know what's waiting for me.

Peek-a-boo!

It's coming inside me, Tatsuro.

Tama-chan.

It’s all in your nose.

I love you. ```

Okay.

I love you. ```

I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.

Fuck.

That's the way.

I'm watching you.

I love you.

I love you so much.

I love you too.

I love you.

Ahhhh.

That's good. ```

Help.

I love you.

Welcome back!

Mayonnaise!

More oil. ```

No, no. I’m just kidding!

I’m sorry, I’m sorry.

Yuuma’s going to help me out.

Is that right?

I’ll do it.

I’m not sure I can trust you yet.

I know you'll save me.

Just sit there.

We’ll be finished in a minute.

I’m looking forward to it. ```

Yeah.

That doesn't feel good.

It's alright.

I’m not a delinquent.

Hey, don’t touch that.

Do you want one?

Yeah, I’m fine!

Relax.

I love you.

I don’t know. ```

I love you.

I’m sorry, I’m sorry.

Uh-huh, uh-huh,

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

I love you.

I’ll see you next time.

Hey, are you hungry?

What?

I’m getting hungry.

I know, right? ```

I'll handle it, trust me.

It’s okay, it's okay.

Oh my god, oh my god. ```

Yeah.

How are you feeling?

I'm fine.

Ufufu, Wow!

I spilled some of my food.

Let me help you.

No, I’m fine.

Really?

It was really full.

Well, it's almost dinner time. ```

Yeah, right.

You got me a lot of stuff ```

I got your favorite snack, too.

Thanks.

I think this will be a good experience.

Wait for me.

Take your time.

Yeah, don’t feel like you need to rush.

Okay.

Hey.

My boobs aren’t great.

Tama-chan's gotta get her boobs done. ```

What the hell are you going on about?

You’re not allowed to do that.

Nii-san, speaking of which…

I'm not gonna let you.

I’m glad you taught me math.

It was worth it!

You were good at math, weren't you?

I can’t wrap my head around Riki-san.

I'm the strongest because my sister studies literature.

I just might be the strongest.

I'm going to do my best because I've got a great tutor.

You’re really putting in the effort

Yeah.

Those Hamburg steaks look really good.

It’s taking a while, are you alright?

I’m fine, I’m fine.

You know…

I dropped my salad. I'm going to get it.

It's okay.

I messed up a little.

Have your mom do it for you!

I can do it in a bit.

I don’t know where to put you. ```

I can't take it anymore.

I love you.

Oh my god.

I can't see.

I can't take it anymore.

I love you.

It’s everywhere.

I do.

Okay.

I’m going to cut it. ```

Shit.

Yeah.

I love you.

I don't know.

It's okay.

You.

Are you okay?

I'm okay. I'm okay.

I love you.

I don’t know. ```

I love you.

I don't know.

I love you.

It's okay.

I love you. ```

I'm going to go to sleep.

You.

I love you.

I need you.

I'm bleeding.

Tell that to Mom.

I don't know.

I love you.

It’s okay. It’s okay.

I’m standing here. ```

I don’t need your help anymore.

I’m going to get a drink.

Tama-chan, please come out a lot.

You’re so good.

You

Hey, do you want me to help you?

Yeah.

It’s okay. I can do it. ```

Let's wash our hands.

This is...

What are you practicing?

This is...

You put it in there.

And clean up after yourself.

I don’t think we'll ever go home together, though.

But this is still practice, after all.

Is that right?

A little.

Is that right? ```

Really?

Cheers!

Kuma-chan,

If you're self-conscious about your breasts,

That means…

I’m the one who’s paying attention to them.

What?

It has nothing to do with Tama-chan.

What?

Curry too?

Just a little. ```

Hana-chan, are you awake yet?

That's filthy.

I'm gonna touch it.

Tama-chan, you gotta look pretty.

It’s alright, it'll be okay.

No!

I made this place.

It’s too hot here.

I said no.

No. ```

Sorry

Let me see if there's any more in there.

I love you.

Peace.

It's okay.

I'll clean your ears.

I love you.

I hope. ```

Cute!

See you in the next video.

Okay.

I'll clean it all up for you.

Oh my God.

I'm gonna fall asleep.

I’m gonna die.

Don’t make my eyes smell.

I gotta do this.

I can’t stop laughing. ```

I love you.

It’s not over yet.

I don’t like you.

You’re the worst.

It’s too sweet. ```

Did you reply?

I’m so…

Stay right here.

I could, I could…

You…

Tama-chan,

You're getting so good at this, aren't you?

Now, let me wipe your mouth. ```

Cute!

Delicious!

I've gotten better at cooking lately, and I mess up less now.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah...

So...

Sorry for being so blunt about kids earlier.

No worries.

Because I couldn’t handle it. ```

That’s not true.

I didn’t take it seriously either.

But...

Really?

Yeah.

Even if you don’t become a perfect parent right away,

Let’s learn together.

Can I have a baby?

Yes.

I’d like to have a pure-hearted child.

Mom ```

Cut.

I want to give Tama-chan a new boob.

Okay.

I don’t think I need to practice anymore.

Why?

Well,

I’m getting tired of going out with you.

And now that my studies are over...

Yeah.

I want my own time now. ```

Let's go.

Bye.

You’re so sure of that.

Thanks for working with me.

You. ```

Mmmmm

You

Yeah

Don't grow up too fast.

It’s for your convenience, Junpei-chan.

I was confident because you taught me.

I was confident.

Don’t tell me. Tell your brother.

I know.

But don't go yet.

There’s another one.

I don’t have the balls to leave my parents.

For Shunnei-chan…

I'm ready to go wherever you want.

Yeah, my little brother.

It's not changing.

Hush now.

I’ve gotta stay away from him.

Finally...

Kiss. Stay. ```

I love you.

Boom.

I don't know.

I love you.

Thank you so much for watching.

I hope you enjoyed this video.

I love you.

I want to do it too.

I love you.

That's it. ```

It feels so good!

It's so hot in here. ```

It's so good.

That was fucking amazing.

Fucking incredible.

Do you like it here?

I love you.

Good job!

I love it.

Your waist is driving me wild.

This feels so good.

God. ```

No. No. No.

It's a bit loud.

You bitch.

You.

Ahhh, ahhh.

Yeah.

That's so good.

I love you. ```

I love you so much!

You can't do that!

Don't you move it!

I love you.

You're damn right!

I’m late.

You like that?

I have no idea what I’m gonna do with this.

Aww, does it feel good? ```

Oh my God!

I’m gonna cry.

I love you.

Oh my God.

No!

Hello!

I love you.

I love you, I love you, I love you.

I’m gonna kiss you! ```

I love you.

Oh my God.

It hurts!

I love you.

I'm gonna be late for school!

Oh my god! Oh my god!

Help me!

I don't want to do this anymore. ```

Hey, mm, mm!

I don’t know what I’m doing.

I love you.

I love you too.

I love you so much.

What happened to you?

I love you.

Oh my god.

He’s following me.

What?

He's a good boy. ```

Yes.

Does that feel good? Does that feel good? Does that feel good? Does that feel good?

I love you, but I don’t want to kiss you.

I’m going to sleep now.

I love you.

and

Thank you so much.

My turn now.

Sit here.

I love you. ```

I’m going in.

I don't know.

If I rush this, I'll miss it.

I'm going to sleep, so be easy on me.

I love you.

I don't know.

I love you. ```

I am.

I’m gonna cry.

I can’t.

I love you!

I love you.

Oh my God.

I can't do this anymore.

I don't wanna eat!

I don’t wanna eat this!

I told you to stop! ```

God.

I love you.

I love you too.

Is this how you do it?

It's a little different, isn't it?

I love you.

I love you too. ```

I love you.

You're so cute!

I need more.

I hate it! I hate it!

No.

I love you so much.

I love you.

I’m going to miss you so much.

I don’t know, I don’t know.

Look at that.

It’s cold. ```

I love you.

I won't.

I love you.

I’m gonna miss you so much.

No! Don't go!

This is my first time kissing a man.

I’m feeling dizzy.

I just… I feel…

I can't stop needing you!

By the way! Feel that? ```

I don’t want to go to sleep!

I can’t breathe.

No.

I love you.

My God.

God.

Okay.

I love you.

I’m surprised I could do it a bit better than I thought.

I love you.

You. ```

Agh!

I'm sorry! I’m sorry!

Wait!

I can’t breathe.

Me neither.

I don’t know.

You...

I-I don’t want to...

Get out of here… ```

Yamano...

I'm okay!

Why'd you put that in your mouth?

I don't know.

I love you.

Cut it out.

I'm not Tama-chan anymore.

Get it out.

It's Yuu Makoto, right?

I don't know.

What’s that?

You.

Sorry, I'll be right back!

See you later!

Just a second.

What?

I forgot my tie.

If you keep that up, you'll wake the baby.

It’s fine.

I'm good at making people sleep.

Peace.

Thanks. I'm leaving now. ```

Good luck!

I'm leaving!

Go!

you

Jun-neechan has been taking care of me and is doing a great job as my mom.

Thanks to those days,

I finally managed to move on. ```