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Here must be somewhere, don't you think?

After the interrogation... Yes, I think we're there.

Ah, here we are right.

Are you getting off, honey?

Wait, I'll help you.

Just jump down.

Good

day,

gentlemen.

Good day.

I'll open the door for you. Yes, thank you.

Bonjour.

Good day.

I'll tell the landlord.

Very good.

Yes, please. What is it?

The lords want to pick up the prepared birds for Mr. Buffon.

That's right.

You had called, didn't you? Yes, that's right.

So come on.

Then come on in. Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Well,

go on, bring the horse to the stable. I'm already gone.

The young lawyer Eric and his wife have made this trip to find some stuffed

birds for Eric's father, a passionate hunter, at a well-known animal repair

shop.

Unknowingly, they fall into an adventure between dream and reality that they will

hardly ever forget.

Is there anyone?

Come closer, my lords.

Bonjour.

That's my wife.

Yes, that's right. And you want to pick up the birds?

Yes. You're not quite finished yet, but it won't take long. Tell me, are you all

ready?

I need an answer.

What's all this nonsense?

How's my old friend Buffon doing, that he hasn't been in the grass for a long

time? He's doing well, thank you.

Come in.

What is this?

Very impressive.

So I like that one very much.

I'll get him down.

That's a murderer, isn't it?

Oh, he's really beautiful.

Please, monsieur, I don't like it when you touch things. Oh, please, excuse me.

I didn't know that. I'll put it back carefully.

I have to take care of the bird for your father now. As I said, I need some time.

You should be beautiful here.

Of course, monsieur. But we can look around.

We won't touch anything.

Of course you can look around. Thank you.

As I said, I've got to go. And we're allowed to stay here like at home? Of

course. Take care of yourselves.

Just don't touch anything.

I'll see you later.

Thank you.

See you later.

It's great here. Yes, interesting.

Yes, I think so. Which one do you like? The murderer up there, I think.

Maybe we can buy it.

Finally we're alone.

Yes, finally.

Take a look at him. How he looks.

Well, who knows.

I want to sleep with you right now.

From me?

Hey,

stop! Not here.

Maybe somewhere else.

This is a big house. We'll find a place.

And I bet we're not the only ones who live in this house.

It smells like sex here.

Oh.

No.

You think we can just... Come on.

My darling. Do you really think they're undressed? Wait, I want something very

special today.

What is it?

Just calm down, sit down. I have to organize something.

But you make it exciting.

Just be patient. Close your eyes and sit down.

Eyes closed.

I do what you want.

I have them closed.

What are you up to?

I'll take off your sweater.

Good idea. I want to see your naked upper body.

I'm excited to see how it goes.

You never know.

Maybe you'll blow me up. Not yet.

Why not?

I've got something else planned.

What, a surprise?

I hope so.

Oh, man.

I'm going to make you hot.

You like that, don't you?

But I'm already totally hot. No, no, that's not enough for me yet.

You're really getting me excited, honey.

What are you up to? Tell me.

Where are you?

I'm here.

You're taking off? I said close your eyes.

Oh, I want to touch you.

What are you doing?

Tell me.

You notice it early enough.

I just want to have a little fun.

Okay, that's what I want.

Then it's good.

You should close your eyes.

Good, I did.

I'm looking forward to you.

And I'm looking forward to you. The two of us will have a lot of fun together,

right? I think so.

This is really exciting, honey.

What's going to happen?

You'll see.

Hey,

not too tight. I'm sensitive.

Hey, what's going on?

So, now you're in my face. What's going on?

Oh, you crazy chicken.

That doesn't sound right. Is that true?

If I tell you, you're making me very helpless.

That's the point.

Oh, this is awesome.

Hey, what's up?

Where are you?

I'll be right back.

Now come here.

Finally, sweetie. There you are.

Yes. Please greet me.

I love you.

What? Are you blowing on me?

First the shoes.

Wait, you have to help me a little.

Hey, what are you doing?

Nothing. I'll take off your shoes.

Oh man, you're a crazy woman, but it's always exciting.

You like that, don't you?

Dein Schwanz schmeckt immer wieder gut.

I love you.

Nice?

Very nice for you too.

This is fun!

is

Oh.

Ugh.

It's already dark outside.

Yes, crazy.

Ah, Monsieur.

Bonsoir. There you are.

Your birds are ready, but I'd like to offer you a night camp.

It's very stormy tonight.

Be our guests.

I don't want you to get in the bad weather.

We'll take care of your horse.

It's in the barn. We'll take the offer.

Then we'll go to sleep now.

Are you tired?

Very. Too bad, I'd like to take a nap. No.

Why not?

Well, because I'm just tired now.

Strange people down there. Strange atmosphere here, I think.

I love you. I'll take a nap. If you want to sleep, then sleep.

Oh, you.

Another kiss here.

You're so sweet.

I love you.

Okay, we're going to sleep now.

Sleep well, sweetheart.

You too, sweetheart.

I'm really tired.

I love you. Oh man, I love you too.

Shh.

Good job.

you

um um

Dude, that's how it goes.

That's how I like it.

Yeah, that's good. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's great.

That's really good. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

So yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah.

The two of you are doing well.

Yes, take care of me.

Keep going.

um um

um

Oh,

that's good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, mademoiselle.

I was looking for you. I wanted to ask if you could have breakfast here.

But of course, yes. I would like to bring a coffee to your bed.

Is that okay? Is that not a problem? That can be arranged for sure.

But first we want to have something from you.

You have to have breakfast first. I don't quite understand her.

From me?

You guys are weird.

What's going on?

You wanted to fuck me, right?

I'm not against that.

Do best good.

Give me good.

you

Oh, yeah.

What's going on here?

What are you looking for? Disappear! And you, I wouldn't have let you do that.

But I thought it was you!

I never want to see you again!

Get lost!

But I can't do anything about it! I don't care!

I don't believe you.

But it's true.

Did you confuse him with me? This washcloth? This slug?

A slug is definitely not him. I don't believe it. No. It just happened.

What am I supposed to do?

I don't know.

I'll get divorced.

Yes, I'll go to the lawyer. I'll sign the divorce.

Good.

Then we'll get divorced. You don't have to let me fall.

I don't. Do you understand? If you have to.

You've betrayed me. I know how hard it is for you. I love you.

I believe you. Let me go.

Cherie, that will never happen again.

I don't believe it. Forgive me.

I love you too. Oh, Sherry.

Well, that's good.

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