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Look at that little thing.

Tiny.

She's about to get destroyed.

She's gonna break.

I think she's gonna break for sure.

What do you think?

85 pounds.

Max.

85?

85?

That part of that pool and then she weighs 85.

Alright, you go 85 and under, I'm gonna go 85 and over.

About a dollar on it?

I got a dollar.

I got coins.

What do you say, Zariah?

It's Zayah.

Zayah?

Zayah.

Say it again.

Zayah it again.

It's Zayah.

What kind of name is that?

It's um... I don't know.

She has no clue.

I have no clue.

How did you even think about it?

How did that fucking name come up?

I don't know, like it just came to me.

Exotic and... Extreme?

Empty and a dream, yes.

Empty and a dream?

Yes.

My spirit animals told me.

What is it?

Navajo?

Navajo.

You're a hoe?

Did you just call her a hoe?

Tribe of Checo hoe.

Just kidding.

Um, no.

I'm actually Seminole.

Native.

Native American.

Yo, this bed looks like a king size bed with you laying on it.

It's a twin, isn't it?

It's a twin.

It looks like a king size.

You make this bed look big.

Yo, what the hell?

What is this?

Look at his little... Why are you running on my feet?

My baby.

Look, you got like... Candy?

Candy on it.

What, you're 18?

Candy, sugar and sweet, huh?

Sugar and spice and everything nice.

Oh, by the way, you know how this guy is over here?

I don't.

I've heard about you.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

It's my assistant.

He's my assistant.

How's it going?

He's my janitor.

Your janitor.

Sanitational engineer, man.

Call him what it is.

I used to have Levi helping me, but I fired him.

No, really?

Yeah, I fired Levi.

For so many reasons.

For so many reasons.

His dick was too small.

Oh, wow.

You think that was small?

He couldn't break anyone.

Actually, so listen.

This is Sean.

I'm just joking.

Hi, Sean.

That's who you're working with today.

Nice to meet you.

Fuck you.

Nice to meet you.

This is your acquaintance.

You're going to have sexual intercourse with him.

I am?

Yeah.

Oh, gosh.

I'm kind of nervous.

Are you?

Oh, my God, yes.

What have you heard about this douchebag?

Nothing small.

Oh, nothing small?

Those are all lies.

I'm serious.

He really is small.

I'm nervous.

Don't be nervous.

I'm nervous.

Don't be nervous.

Be nervous.

I'm only going to try and hurt you.

Try.

I don't know.

You look like a tough girl, though.

Did you grow up in the hood?

Something like that.

You grew up in the hood.

Where are you from?

Me?

Yeah.

Do you want to tell us?

Or are you going to lie to us?

I'll lie to you.

I'm from Cali.

Tell us something.

I'm from California.

From Cali?

Mm-hmm.

I think you're lying about it.

That's fine.

Did you grow up in the hood of Cali?

Because, you know, I'm from Cali, so you can't, like... Really?

Yeah.

I'm from Cali, so we can grow up there.

Long Beach.

Okay.

He's at Englewood.

What?

I'm from Irvine.

From Compton.

Compton?

Compton.

You guys are crazy, man.

I was reporting you were saying Irvine.

Irvine.

Irving.

Compton.

So then you can handle this white boy right here.

I hope so.

The biggest thing I had to worry about when you were lying was getting audited.

What?

Serious concern.

You're so dumb.

So, look, let's go back to the topic at hand, which is, unfortunately,

his penis size.

I don't like talking about this subject, but I have to.

I don't know, man.

You bring up a lot.

I like talking about it.

You like talking about dick sizes?

Mm-hmm.

What's the biggest dick you've taken?

Like seven and a half, maybe?

Dad, what is that?

Close to you.

That's not even a penis.

Ha-ha.

I mean, actually, that's a penis.

But it's not a dick.

I hope it was.

It's not a dick.

It ain't no dick.

That dick.

That dick.

Levi has a penis.

Levi has a penis?

Levi has a pee-pee.

Levi has a pee-pee.

But we dealing with a cock today.

Oh, really?

Yeah, you fucking with a cock today.

Ooh.

We ain't dealing with no pee-pees today.

Ain't no damn pee-pees.

Pee-pee.

Pee-pee.

It's hilarious.

Pee-pee.

Pee-pee.

Pee-pee.

You like pee-pees?

Not like little ones.

Oh, actually, hold on.

He was guessing you were 85 pounds.

I'm saying you gotta be at least a little over 85 pounds.

Who's correct?

You are.

I'm a little.

What are you, like 87?

Like 90.

90?

Ah, you're too big.

The front door's over there.

You can go ahead and leave now.

90 pounds?

It like, it varies between like 89 and 90.

I never go over 100.

Depending on the moon or what?

Depending on her period.

The flow.

The flow.

When I let it flow and I don't wear a tampon, I'm like 78.

That's the lowest.

When I wear a tampon, I'm like 90.

Oh, God.

Just worn a gown.

Actually, you know what?

Just keep talking.

I'm gonna talk to you from back here, though.

Is that fine?

Is that weird?

Is that weird if I just talk to you, like, back here?

Just talk to your ass the whole time?

Just talk to my ass.

Go ahead.

Everyone does.

Can you do like that movie?

Make your ass talk?

Do you have an ass on?

Clench your butt and just put it... I don't know if I can.

Go, do it.

Do it, Sean.

Do it for her.

Here, your ass is gonna talk.

Did you hear what that asshole said?

So, you said you're about 90 pounds, huh?

Yes.

Come on, Sean.

Come on.

I'm actually 90 pounds.

And you grew up in Compton.

Can you smell my breath?

I think you need some breath mints.

Back at you, brother.

Would you like to do some mouthwash before we start the series?

Did you mean an enema?

As in breath munch, do you mean enema?

Look at these jeans, right?

She likes her little ass sticking out.

Maybe you are from Compton.

She's got these booty shorts.

You look like you're from the valley.

The valley.

Looks like you lost weight, though, because

your booty shorts look a little too big for you.

You're supposed to fill these in.

I'm tiny.

Did you steal someone's booty shorts?

Are these extra mediums?

Are these extra mediums?

Are these extra mediums?

I think she stole these shorts from a bigger girl.

They're actually our friends.

Was she fat?

She loved it.

She had a fat ass?

Oh my god.

So can you carry 90?

Can I carry 90?

Can you carry 90?

There you go.

Flip her over again.

She's ready.

Flip her over again.

She's like a steak.

Flip her on the grill.

She's fat.

Squat 90.

Squat 90?

Well, not 90.

Squats.

That's tough, bro.

I need a lot to squat.

You're going to catch a hernia, bro.

Uh oh.

Go with the flow, bro.

Go with the flow, bro.

You're so small.

Get over here.

Do you like being manhandled?

I do.

Are you used to it because you're so tiny?

I am used to it.

Can you help her do the handstand?

Can you do a handstand?

Can you stand on your hands?

Oh my god.

There you go.

There you go.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Uh oh.

Sorry, please.

Actually, maybe you should take that shirt off.

Take that shirt off.

You ain't from New York.

Why are you wearing it?

Why are you fronting?

She visited there once.

Why are you fronting?

There you go.

Take that shirt off.

Damn.

We know where all your weight is.

It's in your nipples.

Yeah.

35 pound nipples.

Let me see these nipples.

You're wearing fucking gumdrops.

Gumdrops.

Everyone says that.

What do they weigh?

About 5 pounds each?

Probably.

Alright, enough about you.

Do you want to see his man's dick?

I do.

Actually, his cock?

His cock.

So do you hope it's a pee-pee, penis, dick, or cock?

Or a dog?

Don't get carried away.

You're not black.

I'm hoping for a dick, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to get a cock.

You good at swallowing?

Am I good at swallowing?

Maybe.

I hope you bite his dick off.

Oh gosh.

He's been in your throat a bunch of times, and

you just run your teeth all up and down his dick.

Cheese grater.

Cheese grater.

Listen, he loves that.

Just a little secret.

He loves that.

He loves when you play with his butthole.

Kind of like when you suck his dick.

Don't ask me how I know this, but just, you know, two fingers on the butthole.

Just a little secret.

Just a trade.

It keeps him hard.

So I just wanted you to know.

Gotcha.

Alright, enough about all this craziness.

You want to see the penis?

I do.

Bring it to me.

Come to the edge of the boat.

Come on, get over here.

Let her pull it out.

Pull it out.

Pull the cank out.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Look, right now is probably the only time you're

going to feel it all the way in your mouth.

She still can't feel it all the way.

It's not even fully hard.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, damn.

Ha, ha, ha.

That might be good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh.

What do you think?

That's a fucking cock.

It is a cock, huh?

Wow.

Look at his nuts.

Look how long they hang.

Well, I can adjust them if you want.

They can come up.

Oh, what the fuck was that?

His nuts are... He's got elevator nuts.

Alright, going up.

Going up.

Going down.

Oh.

You look pretty... Come here.

You look pretty, uh... You look pretty cockeyed.

You guys are convenient.

Yeah.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Put it across your face.

How big is it?

Stand it up straight?

Yeah.

Stand it up straight.

Stand it up straight.

There you go.

Yeah.

It looks bigger than your... Longer than your face.

Does that scare you?

A little.

You think it's gonna fit here?

Do you have a tight vagina?

I don't know.

It might.

Did you give your pussy away a lot?

You got some laughter.

I know.

Didn't answer, right?

Oh, yeah.

She gave it away.

She was a bad girl.

She was a little slut.

Slore.

Mm.

Why don't you sit down?

Get comfortable.

All right.

All right.

Mm.

Mm.

Without biting the stick off.

Oh, my God.

.

.

.

.

Oh, yeah.

.

Oh, Solomon.

.

You never did tell us how old you were.

I told you I was 18.

Oh, shit.

You're 18?

Mm-hmm.

Since we're bringing up numbers, how big do you think that dick is?

Let's see.

.

Hmm.

It's more than 8 inches.

More than 7 inches, for sure.

.

Hmm.

It's pretty big.

.

You think that dick's bigger than 7, right?

Bigger than 10?

Nah.

Here, give her something that she can compare it to.

What's laying around?

Hmm.

Give her that remote.

Oh, yeah.

Watch a lot of TV?

Watch a lot of movies?

I do.

.

Whoa.

Holy crap, right?

.

As big as a tiny bit bigger than the remote.

.

Whoa.

.

You're in trouble, huh?

Oh, gosh.

You might be in trouble.

What about this?

See if this is bigger.

Suck it, suck it, suck it.

Get it strong.

.

Don't let the little willy die.

.

.

.

So big, makes your nose watery now.

.

And my eye's watery too.

.

I hate to do this.

I really don't want a penis next to my equipment, but... .

Well, it's bigger.

.

Oh my god, the dick with the win again.

Oh yeah, don't try not to touch... Oops, sorry.

You're gonna...

I'm gonna have to sell the fucking lens to Sean.

Oh, there you are!

You bought a new lens, Sean.

You better look for a camera.

Look, that's a 200mm lens.

My dick's as big as a 200mm lens.

That's crazy.

What the hell is 200mm?

I think you're a fucking circus freak.

If this was the old days, you'd be traveling in a circus.

Charge one dollar, one dollar to see.

Suck that... suck that circus freak.

Step right up.

There you go, suck this circus freak.

Oh, point and laugh.

Or stroke and suck.

That sounds good.

Let's get rid of that lens before my fucking lens ends up on his dick.

There you go.

I think that's enough comparisons.

Go to town with that dick.

Get those balls.

Can you feel them both in your mouth?

Yeah, there you go.

Oh, my god.

How

far down can you go?

One more time.

Oh, god.

Yeah, get those molars up.

Oh, shit.

Yes!

Yeah!

Let's see.

Here we go.

Oh, it's your toy button.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, shit.

Oh my god, fuck.

Oh my god, f**k!

Oh my god, yes!

Oh f**k!

Oh yes, I feel so good!

Oh yeah, yeah!

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Look at this, my hands are bigger than your feet.

Oh, my God!

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Mm, I do.

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Very good, very good.

Now you weigh 85 pounds.

Apparently size is not an issue for you.