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Okay, mom.

Mom, everything is ready.

Relax, everything is going to be fine.

He's taking care of you, okay?

Yes, mom. I'm leaving the next day at night.

Love you too, mom. Okay?

Bye.

All good?

Okay,

I think we're almost there.

Which means this goes on.

Whatever you say.

No peeking? Oh my god, how can I peek? I can't see anything.

Alright.

Alright, ready?

Okay. I know how to walk.

Alright, right here.

Take it off?

Take it off.

We're staying here?

It's all ours for the weekend.

David.

There's a pool.

No way. Mm-hmm.

Oh, cute.

Look at the mirror.

Oh, wow.

So cute.

I'll check the bedroom.

Mm-hmm.

Don't. Don't push me.

No.

No. Don't get my hair back. Do not get my hair back.

Flip over.

I love

that. Very fruity. Kind of like you boys. We like fruity around here.

That was funny.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Sorry. So where's John?

He's working this evening.

He's gonna try to make it out though.

If we're all still up, you know, I don't want to impose.

Love to meet him.

Okay, but like, be honest?

Is sex everything you hoped it would be?

Alright, you two do not have to answer that.

That's okay, we're all used to invasive questions from Lauren.

It works perfectly.

John compliments us.

We realize we just don't believe in monogamy.

Sorry. What do you mean believe in?

You know what he means.

Brian and Andy just want to be able to fuck other people without feeling guilty

about it.

Me too. Right, because monogamy is impossible.

Very well could be.

I wasn't trying to say that.

We trust each other and don't want there to be secrets between us.

I don't like the idea of being tied to one person.

And neither do they.

Well, I could never handle more than one personality, so I have a lot of respect

for people that can pull that off.

Well, I just want to know how it feels to have that triple household income.

Well, that part is quite nice, yes.

Well, we are happy for all of you. Thank you, David.

Bye. Bye, Robert. Bye, Robert. Bye, David. Love you, too. Bye, guys. Go to

sleep. Text me when you land.

That was great.

Thank you for inviting them.

What's up, babe?

You make me feel like you're not satisfied with me.

David.

Really?

I just don't get it.

I mean... Have you been unhappy?

Did you want to be open this entire time?

You really want to talk about this again? Yes.

Every time I bring it up, you skirt around it.

Are you jealous of Brian?

Babe, I've never wanted to be open.

Why do you always make me out to be the slut in the relationship?

Besides, you didn't seem to mind sharing Nathan a few months ago.

You know I did that for you.

Stop being mean to me.

I don't want to fight.

Sorry.

Oh god.

Smells good.

You didn't have to do all this.

Thank you.

You okay?

What? Don't do that.

What?

Come on.

You still love me, right?

Of course I do.

I never meant for you to feel like I didn't want you.

I don't know how to be without you.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I love you.

Amen.

Thank you.