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[instrumental music]

[narrator] This is the Roaring Splinter Lumber Camp.

The roughest, toughest spot in the Old Northwest.

Where a man's measure was tested

by his ability to take it.

There was no room for the squeamish here.

-I'm lookin' for work! -What's your name?

-Sam Squeamish. -Sorry, like the man said...

There's no room here for the squeamish.

Only the rugged were welcome at the Roaring Splinter.

-What's your name? -Ronald Rugged. What else?

You're hired.

You are about to witness another of the mysterious

accidents which befell the camp of recent date.

Hurrah! The shipment's ready.

[explosion]

Well, what do you know?

Another one of those mysterious accidents

which has befallen our camp of recent days.

This is the office of Peachy Blossom

whose father left her the Roaring Splinter.

And here is Peachy, typical, helpless, lonely lumber queen.

But, sir, the shipment of wooden nickels we promised you

was stopped by one of our mysterious accidents

which has befallen our camp of recent date.

[mumbling]

There goes another customer.

Oh, how can I stop these mysterious accidents?

-Oh, Miss Blossom. -Yes.

Perhaps that card which came with the mail might help you.

[Blossom] You mean this one?

I'll write to him right away.

Perhaps, he will help me.

"Dear, Quick Draw, ! need your help badly.

Signed, Peachy Blossom. T.H.L.L.Q."

Say, Quicks Draw, what means "T.H.L.L.Q.?"

That should be oblivious, Baba Boy.

It means, "Typical, Helpless, Lonely Lumber Queen."

That's what I thin’ it meant.

Well, ! thin’ we better get going.

We got an axe to grind.

Right, Quicks Draw.

Quick to answer a call for help, Quick Draw and Baba Looey

hasten to the Roaring Splinter Lumber Camp.

[knocking]

Oh, you poor man.

You must be the latest victim

of the mysterious accidents that have befallen us.

No, lady. This is Quick Draw McGraw.

Always he looks like that.

[Blossom] Oh, you poor man!

Your worr-i-i-ies are over, Miss Peachy.

I come to help you out of your predicament.

Do you know who's behind these mysterious accidents?

Why, sure, it's your butler.

Butlers are always guilty.

But I haven't got a butler. 1 got a foreman.

Why sure, it's your foreman.

Foreman are always guilty.

-Mr. Quick Draw. -Yes?

Are you sure you weren't in an accident?

Yep, that's my real face and don't you forget it.

Intending to work from undercover

early next day the boys applied for work as lumberjacks.

So you're lumberjacks?

We're the lumberest jacks you ever saw.

Oh, yeah? Well, how do you chop a tree?

I chops it down.

What do you holler when a tree falls?

! hollers "Ouch" if'n it falls on my foot.

Where does sawdust come from?

From a dusty saw.

Where do we get wood pulp?

From a young tree, when it's just a pulp. Yuk-yuk.

Okay, so you passed the lumberjack test.

But I ain't hiring no lumberjack's today.

Being a villain-type foreman

1 don't want any smart guys around here

interfering in the mysterious accidents which have befallen.

Oh, yeah?

Well, get ready to grovel

like the yellow, thievin' pole cat that you are.

I'm Quick Draw McGraw.

Quick Draw McGraw? I've never heard of you.

So why should I! grovel

like the yellow, thievin' pole cat that 1 am.

Hmm.

That there is a good question.

But I'll think of something.

Well, 1 thought of something.

Get going!

[gunshots]

Head for that lumber car on top of the hill.

He'll never find us here, Baba boy.

Make like a couple of bumps on a log.

I'll just light this dynamite fuse

and then I'll give 'em a free ride,

lumberjack style.

All aboard!

[whirring]

Stop that cowardly trembling, Baba.

! can hear your knees knocking.

1 don't thin’ it's me trembling, Quicks Draw.

Well, something's trembling. Yikes!

It's a runaway train, Quicks Draw. Jump!

I'll rescue meself by snaggin' that branch, western style.

Here goes. Ye-o-ow!

-[boom] -] made it!

Pretty slick, if 1 do say so myself.

[sawing]

Hold on there, Naughty Pine.

Timber!

-[thud] -Timber!

-[thud] -Timber!

-[thud] -[Quick Draw] Likewise!

-[sawing] -[crash]

Oh, you poor man, you must be the latest victim

of one of the mysterious accidents.

Here's one accident that isn't gonna be so mysterious.

-Yikes! -[screech]

Okay, where is he?

Search me. I thin' he's avoiding a mysterious accident.

Oh, will they never cease!

-Oh, Miss Blossom, ma'am. -Yes?

I'm sure they'll cease,

if you'll marry up with a villainous foreman.

Oh, you wonderful man. 1 accept your proposal.

You're a smart, lonely lumber queen.

! won't need this anymore.

Yee-ouch!

Hey, Quicks Draw, where are you going?

To the nearest tree surgeon, where else?

Oh, that smarts. Ooch-ouch. Ouch-ooch.

Ooch-ooch-ouch. Ouch-ouch-ooch.

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[narrator] Here in the Explorers Club,

a momentous occasion in the history

of civilization is taking place.

Famous explorers from the world over are about to witness

an important experiment by

the renowned Professor Schloomp.

Gentlemen, as you know we have captured Gabba Gabba,

a genuine wild man from the deepest jungle.

[jungle call]

And before he gets any wilder

lam going to civilize him single-handed.

Please to open the cage door.

[jungle call]

Down, Gabba, down boy!

Put me down this instant,

or gets no French fried bananas for supper.

[thud]

Und now we will start our experiment.

-Here is a banana, Gabba. -Gook.

[swoosh]

[munch]

Und now, for our second experiment.

! will show Gabba Gabba mein watch.

Do you hear the tick-tocking, Gabba?

-[chomp] -Huh?

[munch]

-[gulp] -[boing]

We will now let Gabba Gabba see civilization for the first time.

[horns blare]

Don't be scared of the noises Gabba.

Out there is civilization.

[jungle call]

Gabba, come back here!

[jungle call]

Gentlemen, Gabba Gabba has escaped,

he must be found at once, or I pity the poor city!

Gosh, Snoop, it's been awful quiet.

Yeah, Blab. Hazel, our telephone gal, hasn't called us once.

Hazel to Snoop, Hazel to Snoop.

Come in, Snoop. Come in, Snoop.

Snoop to Hazel. Snoop to Et cetera.

Uh, go ahead, Et cetera.

Hey, chief, this is Hazel.

What's this et cetera stuff?

Et cetera is Latin for telephone gal.

Go to the Explorers Club at once, chief.

A wild man's escaped.

There's a $10,000 reward for his capture.

All right, Hazel, I'm on my way.

Make with the siren, Blab.

Right, Snoop.

[imitates siren]

Uh, you say he escaped through this window?

Ja , quick as a flish-flash, he was gone.

1 don't see a wild man, Snoop.

Only that nice looking TV repairman, on the next roof.

Eureka, Blab!

l think you've spotted our quandary.

What am ! supposed to do with this fiddle, Snoop?

Elemental, maestro.

Music soothes the savage beast,

SO go over and soothe Gabba Gabba,

into a pair of handcuffs.

I'll play humor-esque.

Maybe it'll humor him. [giggles]

Oh, boy.

[violin music]

[thud]

-Hey, Snoop. -Uh, yeah, Blah?

It's a good thing I wasn't playing a piano.

[jungle call]

Stop, in the name of the law!

After him, Blab, we've got him cornered now!

There's no place to go except down.

Wild men are afraid of fire, Blab. Watch this.

Stand where you are, Gabba Gabba!

See what ! got? It's fire.

You are paralyzed with ignoramus fear.

You are in my power.

-Gabba gabba -1 don't mind if I do.

-Gabba gabba. -Thanks.

-[sizzle] -[boom]

Once in a while, a private eye has to fall for an old gag.

[giggles]

Here's where the thick plottens, Blab.

l figure this Gabba Gabba is kind of lonesome,

so when he sees you, he'll come running.

And I lead him into your clutches.

Right, now make like a wild man.

! got this, Snoop.

Gabba gabba! Gabba gabba!

Gabba gabba, gabba gabba.

It's working, Snoop, he's answering me.

-Gabba gabba. -l got him, Snoop!

-1 got him! -Hang onto him, Blab!

Hurry, Snoop, I'm having a hard time holding him!

Gabba gabba.

-Where are you, Blab? -Over here, Snoop!

Gabba gabba.

Gabba gabba.

1 got him, Blab.

Maybe he'll come clean now and give himself up.

[giggles]

Uh, that's right, professor,

you can come down and pick up your wild man.

Um, just bring money, the reward money, that is.

I'll be right over.

He's in that machine, professor, Blab just run him through dry.

1 didn't want him to catch a cold.

Okay, open her up!

Right, Snoop.

You booby, Blab! You run him through fluff dry!

[Professor Schloomp] Oh, there goes my wild man!

Into the wild blue yonder!

Gosh, he's gone!

Yeah, and so is our $10,000 reward.

Say, Snoop, ! wonder what ever happened

to Gabba Gabba, the wild man?

Search me. Uh, it's been a year

since we stopped looking for him.

The only blotch on my brilliant excursion.

Look, Snoop!

Holy mackerel! You're right!

Hey, Gabba Gabba, what in turken are you doing?

We thought you was in orbit!

No fellas, ! drifted down.

-Gabba Gabba? -And she captured me.

-Did you finish the lawn? -Yes, dear.

-Did you beat the rugs? -Yes, dear.

Then take the children to the playground.

Yes, dear.

That's Eloise, my mate.

And here come the triplets.

So long, fellas, 1 got to go now.

[sighs]

Isn't it great when civilization has done for Gabba Gabba, Blab?

It sure is, Snoop?

[Eloise] Don't let the children get dirty.

-Yes, dear. -And pick up the groceries.

-Yes, dear. -And blah, blah, blah, blah.

Yes, dear. Yes, dear.

Phooey. Yes, dear. Yes, dear.

[instrumental music]

Ah, Snagglepuss, ‘tis dawn again,

and with the dawn a new day. And what's this?

With the new day comes the artist

to wreak artistic havoc with his brushes.

Tell me, will it make you shoulder

if ! look over your nervous?

[hammering]

Ah, but you're done.

And even now your artistic gem

is hung aloft for all to see.

Heavens to Murgatroyd,

[gunfire]

The dawn, the day, the artist,

and now the hunters.

So exit stage left.

[screech]

1 must seek refuge ere I fall prey to the hunters.

-[gunfire] -And the bullets even.

And there's a refuge if ever I saw one,

and I do, oh, I do.

Augie, my favorite and only son,

if we're going hunting let's get started.

Comin’, dear old dad, coming.

[knock on door]

Somebody's at the door, dad.

Come in, somebody.

Greetings from me to you.

-It's a mountain lion. -[gunshots]

Hold it, hold it!

What are you trying to do lose your huntin' license?

But hunting season opened ten minutes ago.

Where, friend? l have not been so informed.

Well, there are signs outside all over the place.

Precisely, then it follows like night to day

that hunting is allowed outside,

not in here, my friend.

You mean ! can't shoot you while you're indoors?

The law clearly states it's illegal

to hunt eagle with beagle,

or keep tryin’ to hunt lion unless it's outdoors,

to wit and whereas to wit to woo to it.

Well, what do we do, dear frustrated dad?

We'll try to get him outside and then blammo!

Nice place you got here.

I'll just take a little nap

and smoothin' out the wrinkled lines of care.

[snoring]

[chuckles] When I light this smudge pot

he'll think there's a fire and run outside.

You're ingenious, dear old dad.

Smoke, smoke!

Run outside for your life!

Especially mountain lions.

-[splash] -Worry not, my friend.

The conflagration will soon be reduced to a wet sizzle.

[laughs]

Well, what now, cagey dad?

Augie boy, when a lion is stubborn

you gotta stretch your point. [laughs]

Uh-oh, a bit of mischief afoot.

1 Know a mountain lion that's gonna make

the best exit stage left. [laughs]

[hammering]

Nails we have in abundance, and a hammer even.

-So long, Mr. Lion. -Why?

-Are you going out? -Nope, you are.

-l are. -Mm, I guess you aren't.

There must be something wrong at the other end.

[rumbling]

-[swoosh] -[bam]

-Are you okay, dad? -Certainly.

I'm just takin' a short nap to smoothin’ out the wrinkles.

What is it, inventor father of mine?

It's my super jet armchair.

When that smart alec lion sits in this

out of this world ottoman,

whoosh, he's outta the house. [chuckles]

There's nothin’ too good for our guests I always Say.

Have a comfortable seat, mountain lion.

-But I couldn't take it. -But I insist you take it.

No, no, no, you take it.

-You take it. -You take it.

-After you. -No, after you.

-I'll take it. -I'll take it.

No, I'll take it.

Who's house is this anyway?

-I'll take it. -[whoosh]

Help, Augie!

-Oh, no! -[crash]

All right, mountain lion, let's try that again.

Only this time you go first.

As you say mine host, I'll take it.

Oh, no you don't. I'll take it.

[whoosh]

Poor mixed up dad.

Anyway, there's no truck this time.

[thud]

How droll, I thought this old family aloum

was a comic book. [laughs]

He sounds happy, dad.

And this oughta give him a hydraulic lift.

One yank on the lever and up she goes.

Here's a pip, pop as a pipsqueak. [laughs]

[swoosh]

Heavens to Murgatroyd

suddenly I'm smack in the middle of the great outdoors.

And suddenly you're gonna get it smack in the middle.

-[gunfire] -You did it, dad. He's gone.

-Now, we can go hunting. -Not for me, son.

All 1 want to do is sit down in a nice comfy chair.

-No, dad. -Now he tells me.

How fortunate, a friendly motorist approacheth.

[whoosh]

Driver, drop me off at the lion's club, it's on your way.

All l can say is, heavens to Murgatroyd.

[instrumental music]

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~ There goes Quick Draw McGraw f

Kellogg's, your best choice in cereal.

The best to you each morning has brought you...

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~ Great big star on his chest f

£ Outdraws all of the rest f

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~ There goes Quick Draw McGraw f

~ The high-falutin'est fastest shootin'est

£ Cowboy you ever saw Jf

[Quick Draw] Hey, Baba Looey, are you all right?

S'awright.