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[upbeat music]

[narrator] Good evening.

Welcome aboard the S.S. Gruesome

for a ghastly tale of a ghostly ship.

[chuckles]

The story begins here, in the captain's cabin.

-Come in. -[door creaks]

Please don't be afraid.

You can only be scared out of your mind.

Do you mind? [chuckles]

[snoring]

[screams]

[laughter]

That does it! ! warned you, gooney ghosts!

One more of your phantom tricks,

and off my ship you go!

[mockingly] "And off my ship you go go go!"

He always says that.

Yeah, just like a broken record.

And whom is gonna put us off this time?

Only the Greatest Private Eyes in the World...

Super Snooper and Blabber Mouse.

That's whom, this time.

Uh, Harum, what's a private eye?

Search me!

But, uh, what say, Scarum?

We prepare them a hot welcome!

-Yeah. -[both laugh]

[telephone ringing]

Snooper and Blabber Mouse, private eyes.

When others fail, we stay on the trail.

What? You're willing to pay me ten thousand dollars

just to get rid of some ghosts on your ship?

Ghosts? I'm goin'!

Me partner and ! would be more than willing

to take this seaworthy case, captain.

[tires screeching]

Could these characters be the private eyes?

Search me. Looks like a cat and mouse to me.

But, but, Snooper, I'm scared of ghosts!

Leave us not be ridic. There ain't no such things!

What a shame. They don't believe in us, Harum.

What say we change their minds with some ghostly laugh?

[both laugh]

Something must be pretty funny up there, Blab.

Oh, yeah? You laugh, I'mma scrammin'!

Come back here, you chicken detective, you!

Emit yourself out of there, Blab.

I tell ya, there ain't no ghost.

I know, Snoop.

! just like to tinker with motors.

Now, there's nothing to be nervous about, Blab.

Just keep sayin’, "There ain't no ghost." Simple, right?

Right, Chief.

Oh, and another thing.

Don't fire until you see

the whites of their sheets, alright?

Alright, Chief. There ain't no ghost.

There ain't no ghost. Think there ain't no ghost.

Sure hope there ain't no...

Huh? G-g-g-ghost!

Are you trying to say "ghost"?

[blabbering]

[laughs]

Uh, why the speed, kid?

I-l saw a ghost. Let me through! Let me through!

Be my ghost! [laughs]

There ain't no ghost. There ain't no ghost.

There ain't no ghost. There ain't no ghost.

There ain't no ghost. There ain't no...

[laughs]

There ain't no ghost. There ain't no ghost.

There ain't no ghost.

l keep telling myself.

Try this for size!

There ain't no ghost. There ain't no ghost.

-There ain't... -[bang]

Drop in anytime. [laughs]

Back so soon?

Uh-huh, uh-huh, anyone for badminton?

[splat]

[splat]

[splat]

Come on, Blab. Make up your mind.

Are you coming or going?

-Hey, Snoop! -Yeah, Blab?

Are you sure there ain't no ghost?

Don't show your ignorance. Of course there ain't no ghost.

Okay, Snoop. I feel better.

Whoops! I dropped the lid!

[thud]

No hard feelings, I hope.

[laughs]

Boo-hoo!

Help, Snooper!

Hey, Blab! What are you doing up in the crow's feet?

-What am I doin'? -Ooop!

-I'm jumpin’, that's what. -Catch me, Snoop.

1 got you, boy. ! got you.

Relax, Blab. I got you.

[thud]

[splashing]

You've put on a little weight, haven't you, buster?

-Yeah, fat in the head. -[both laugh]

Laugh this off, you phoney phantoms!

Let's have a ball with the ball, Scarum!

We'll play ball.

And he's out!

Put her over the old plate, Scarum,

and I'll knock it out of the park!

That's my spooky screwball!

And away she... Oops! Gee, I missed!

[bang]

-Just scram, Harum. -I'm scrammin', Scarum.

[explosion]

The captain ain't going to like it, Snoop. There ain't no ship.

Yeah, but like I said, there ain't no ghost.

[horn blares]

And here comes our Car... and there ain't no drivers.

Scram! Scram!

[laughter]

[both] There ain't no ghost. There ain't no ghost.

There ain't, there ain't, there ain't no ghost.

[laughter]

[instrumental music]

But, but, Augie, my son, my son,

1 know I promised.

1 Know I promised to teach you to be a bird dog,

but you've got a cold.

Achoo!

But, father dear, you promised, you promised,

you promised, you promised.

But, my favorite son,

you won't be able to sniff a trail

with a cold in your nose.

! hate to do this, dear old dad.

The signs say, "My dear dad is a promise breaker!"

Now the whole world will know my shame, and...

-Achoo! -[chuckles]

Okay, Augie, I give up.

I'll Keep my promise.

The signs say,

"My big daddy always keeps his promise."

[sneezes]

Achoo, achoo!

Achoo!

I'm doin’ this against my better judgment,

son of mine.

But dear old dad,

my cold is much better.

A-a-a-achoo!

[thud]

Excuse me, dear old dad.

Now hear this, son.

Rule number one for bird dogs

is don't use your head,

use your nose.

[nasal voice] I know, dad, I know.

And rule number two is follow your nose.

Like this, dad?

Right, right.

And if you're a good bird dog,

your nose will lead you straight to a bird.

I know, dad.

The nose knows, and here goes.

[sniffing]

Achoo!

Achoo!

[chuckles] Bon voyage, son.

With that cold, the birds can relax.

[chuckles] He can't smell a thing.

[sneezes]

Psst! Hey, bud.

Are you calling me?

Yeah, come here.

Yeah?

What you doin'?

I'm huntin’ birds, but I got a...

.. got...

Acchoo!

...cold.

And I can't sniff ‘em out.

[Augie sneezes]

That explains why he ain't runnin’ away from me.

Have you seen any birds around here?

Achoo!

No, no birds,

but the next closest thing, pal.

Oh boy, oh boy, where is it, where is it?

Right here, bub.

A for real genuine eagle's egg.

Could I have it? Gimme, gimme,

gimme, gimme, can I have it?

First you gotta do me a favor.

Anything... Achoo!

What, what?

You gotta be my friend.

just gotta have somebody to talk to. [cries]

I've been so lonesome.

You're the only one that's never run away from me.

[sobs] Please, please be my buddy, please?

Is it a deal, friend?

l promise, my buddy, l promise.

Now gimme the egg.

Here you are, bud.

Now, let's talk.

How's the outside world doin'?

-Well, uh... -Did the Dodgers

-win the pennant? -Well, uh...

Are they still doin’ the Charleston?

Well, uh...

Did they ever get rid of the smog?

-Well, uh... -Who's playin’ first base...

-[Doggie Daddy] Augie! -Well, uh...

Augie! What are you doin'?

Dear old dad, see what my buddy gave me?

Achoo!

A for real eagle egg.

Let's get out of here!

But, dad, ! promised I'd talk to him,

and a promise is a promise.

[panting] Take my word for it, Augie,

this is one time a promise don't count.

For shame, dear old dad!

You're makin' me break a promise.

Now, Augie, cut that out.

[knocking on door]

I've gotta see who's at the door.

Yes, dear promise-breaking dad of mine.

Hi, uh, bud.

Where's my buddy?

-[bang] -[kKnocking on door]

Go away, we don't want any.

[sniffing]

You're my buddy.

Long time no see. What's new?

Augie!

[sniffs]

Hey, my buddy, what else is new?

Come in, chum.

Augie!

-[panting] -[telephone ringing]

Hello?

This is Daddy Doggie talkin’.

Hi, bud.

Can ! have a word with the kid?

He's not home.

We just wanna chit-chat, that's all.

Oh, no. You don't.

[screeching]

[clank]

That should hold him tempor-i-rarily.

If there's one thing l can't stand,

it's makin’ promises to skunks.

Oh, no!

Your move, pal.

Right, bud.

I'm with you.

Check, pal.

[Augie chuckles]

You win, buddy buddy.

Oh, no, he don't!

It can't be!

Hi, buddy mine, just passin’ through,

so what's new?

Why don't you visit us, pal-pal?

[Doggie Daddy] Augie, no!

[scraping]

Junior, what are you doin'?

-[rattling] -[thud]

Nice of you to invite me in, bud.

That's because my daddy taught me to always keep my promise.

When bringin’ up a boy,

there are times when if you can't lick 'em,

join ‘em.

[instrumental music]

[narrator] At the turn of the century

the beef-hungry North

wanted cattle.

Here's your Sunday dinner, John.

What? This again?

Something better be done about us

beef-hungry Northerners.

Moo.

And so the cattle drive was Started.

Alright, you beefs are up North.

Last one in is a rotten egg.

Moo.

[splash]

Moo.

[splash]

But there were outlaws and rustlers to contend with.

Chief of whom was the Phantom Rustler.

Say hello to the folks, Phantom.

Hello to the folks, Phantom.

Stick 'em up, cattle.

In order to stop the Phantom Rustler

the Cattlemen's Association

called in the one lawman they felt could do it.

Quick Draw McGraw.

With muscles of iron and a brain to match.

We have information that here on the Chisholm Trail

is where the Phantom Rustler will strike again.

He must be stopped. Can you do it, Quick Draw?

Alright, Quick Draw, speak up. Can you do it?

Psst. Queeks Draw, l think he means you.

Who?

[male 1] Well, can you do it, Quick Draw?

Sure, I can do it, Quick Draw.

And how am I going to do it? With my bloodhound, Snuffles,

who is just outside.

He'll do anything for a dog biscuit.

Watch this.

[Quick Draw whistles]

Come and get it, Snuffles.

Ah ah ah.

[Quick Draw] Here you are. Catch.

[gulps]

Mmmm.

Mm-m-m-m.

Mm-m-m-m-m-m.

Mmmm.

[sighs]

[sniffing]

Look, Queeks Draw, I think Snuffles has stopped snuffling.

Did you find the Phantom Rustler, Snuffles?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Quick Draw] Well, where is the varmint?

Ah, ah, ah.

[Quick Draw] Oh! I get it.

Here's your dog biscuit. Catch!

[gulps]

Mmmm.

Mm-m-m-m.

Mm-m-m-m-m-m.

Mm-m-m-m-m-m.

[sighs]

Now, tell us where he's hidin’.

So he's in that shack, eh?

Watch me flush out that four-flusher.

-How, Queeks Draw? -By usin’ the old noodle.

That's how.

Don't you thin’ that's doin’ it the hard way, Queeks Draw?

Now don't you start thin'in' around here.

That's my job.

He he he.

And that's usin’ the old noodle,

alright, Queeks Draw.

[Quick Draw] That's for sure.

Watch the Phantom Rustler comin’ runnin'

when I make like a juicy T-bone steak.

[Baba Looey] Good luck, Queeks Draw.

[screech]

Moo.

Moo-0-0-o.

Moo.

Moo hoo hoo hoo.

Yeo-owch!

That's using the old noodle?

Snuffles, ! want you to get real ferocious

and sn-ar-ling

and go flush out that rustling varmint.

Ah ah ah.

Catch!

[gulps]

Mmmm.

Mm-m-m-m.

Mm-m-m-m-m-m.

Now. Go flush him out.

Ah ah ah.

Uh-uh. Get a goin’.

[muttering angrily]

[growls]

[barks]

Look what I got for you, pup.

-A nice dog biscuit. -Ah ah ah.

I'll let you have it if you do me a favor.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[whispering]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, Baba Boy, l have a feelin’

Snuffles is behind me all the way.

-[crunch] -Yeo-o-ouch!

[growling]

Ow! That smarts.

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.

-Did you do it? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Ah ah ah ah ah. -Here. You earned it.

[gulps]

Mmmm.

Mm-m-m-m-m.

Mm-m-m-m-m-m.

Mmmmm.

[sighs]

! wonder what he sees in those things.

Well, there's only one way to find out.

Mmmm.

Mm-m-m-m-m.

Mm-m-m-m-m-m-m.

Mmmmm.

Stick 'em up, Phantom Rustler.

You're under arrest.

[sighs]

Who cares.

[narrator] And so the Phantom Rustler was jailed

never to rustle again.

-Ah ah ah. -Ah ah ah.

-Ah ah ah. -Ah ah ah.

! wonder what they see in them dog biscuits.

Search me, Queeks Draw.

Well, there's only one way to find out.

[gulps]

Mmmm. Shucks!

Nothing to ‘em.

[Quick Draw] Mmmm.

Mm-m-m-m-m.

Mm-m-m-m-m-m-m-m.

[sighs]

l think Queeks Draw is not only brave,

he's also bashful.

[instrumental music]

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~ Galloping all the way f

~ There goes Quick Draw McGraw f

[howls]

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~ Galloping all the way f

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f The high-falutin'est f

S Fastest shootin'est

~ Cowboy you ever saw f

[Quick Draw McGraw] Hey, Baba Looey, are you alright?

S'awright!