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HI!

I'M OREL, AND I'M ONLY 4 YEARS OLD AT THIS POINT.

HI, OREL.

I'M LITTLE DOUGHY.

AREN'T I CUTER THAN EIGHT YEARS FROM NOW PROBABLY?

HEY, GUYS. I'M TOMMY.

I'LL BE OLDER SOMEDAY, TOO, IF ANYONE CARES.

HI!

I'M MEETING YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME, AND MY NAME IS --

HEY, WE'RE ALLMEETING FOR THE FIRST TIME.

I WONDER IF WE'LL BE FRIENDS AND HAVE CRAZY THINGS HAPPEN TO US.

All: YAY!

OH, HEY, OREL, BE CAREFUL UP THERE ON THAT TH-TH-TH-THING.

WHY? WILL I GET HURT?

NAH, IT'S THE KIND OF THING THAT'S UP SO HIGH THAT YOU'LL

NEVER FALL OR GET HURT FROM IT.

YEAH.

THAT'S GREAT NEWS!

OH.

WHOOPS.

IT SEEMS LIKE I JUST FELL AND GOT HURT.

OH, BUT THAT CAN'T HAPPEN,

RIGHT?

UM, RIGHT.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO UP THERE AND WALK OFF AND NOT FALL AGAIN.

GOOD IDEA!

THEN AGAINI CAN'T GET HURT!

WHEE!

OH, SWEET HEAVENS!

MMM, COME ON, LET'S GET THIS DONE.

OH, DEAR!

MMM, THAT'S THE TICKET.

OH, MY! OH, ME!

OH, GOD!

NO!

NO?

NOT IN VAIN.

DON'T USE THE USE THE LORD'S NAME IN -- OH, DEARY!

DEARY ME!

OH, CLAY.

WHAT?!

OH, CLAY'S WIFE IS WHAT I MEANT TO -- OH, YEAH.

OH, YEAH.

OH, YEAH.

THAT WORKED.

WHAT WORKED?

MM, YOU'RE A REAL CURIOUS ONE, AREN'T YOU?

YEAH.

AREN'T YOU?

I AM!

YES, YOU ARE.

YES, I AM.

GOT TO GO, BUDDY.

NOW?

IN THE MIDDLE OF GIGGLING?

MM, I'M LATE FOR BEING TOO EARLY FOR SOMETHING.

OH, YOU BETTER GO THEN.

HI, MOM!

HI, D-- OH, YOU'RE NOT MY DAD.

THIS IS COACH STOPFRAME, OREL.

HE'LL BE YOUR GYM COACH WHEN YOU START SCHOOL AT

DIORAMA ELEMENTARY.

OH. HI!

WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT?

I WAS JUST SHOWING YOUR MOM HOW NAKED YOU'LL BE WHEN YOU

TAKE SHOWERS AFTER CLASS.

NEAT-O!

MM, TRUSTING KID.

HE'LL MAKE A GOOD BROTHER.

WHAT?

OH, GOD.

OH, WHAT?

WHAT?!

YOU HEARD ME.

BUT IT CAN'T BE.

THIS THING HAS 450MEGABLOCKS.

DR. POTTTERSWHEEL SAYS I'M A LITTLE OVER A MONTH IN.

OH, LUSTGUARD, WHY DIDN'T I GET YOU SOONER?!

I CAN'T HAVE TWO KIDS.

OH, PLEASE!

YOU KNOW VERY WELL THAT TWO KIDS ARE EASIER TO NEGLECT THAN ONE.

I DON'T NEGLECT!

I'M A GREAT DAD! LOOK!

YOU DIDN'T WIN THAT.

YOU BOUIT.

THAT'S HOW MUCH YOU KNOW!

YOU CAN'T JUST BUY THESE THINGS WITHOUT CONFIDENCE!

IF YOU'RE SO CONFIDENT, THEN WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS HIDING IN

YOUR STUDY?

BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY PLACE OREL ISN'T ALLOWED TO GO,

DING-A-LING.

WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE THE STUDY IS THE PERFECT PLACE TO LECTURE

AND SPANK HIM.

SPANK?

YOU'RE NOT EVEN WORTH IT.

NOT WORTH IT?

WHY WOULD I LECTURE THAT KID --

SO I CAN TEACH HIM THINGS?

WELL, IT IS HIGH TIME YOU TOLD HIM ANYTHING -- EVER,

ESPECIALLY ABOUT GOD.

UH, UH, UH, DON'T WORRY.

I'LL... START... TELLING HIM "THINGS" EVENTUALLY, BUT FOR

NOW, I THINK WE SHOULD KEEP OREL AWAY FROM YOUR SICKNESS.

I'LL SEND HIM TO MY FATHER'S IN SINVILLE FOR EIGHT MONTHS.

BUT YOU HAVEN'T TALKED TO HIM IN YEARS.

I KNOW! IT'S PERFECT!

WHERE IS OREL?

WHERE WOULD A 4-YEAR-OLD LIKE THAT EVER BE?!

I DON'T KNOW!

HEY, OREL, YOU'RE STILL REALLYCOLD.

I AM?

GOSH, I BETTER BUNDLE UP EVEN MORE.

YEAH, YOU BETTER, OREL.

THANKS, PAL!

I NEEDED THAT!

WOW, HE'S SO STUPID!

OH.

HELLO, BOYS.

YOU'RE NOT SINNING,ARE YOU?

S-S-S-SINNING-G-G-G-G?

NO, MISS CENSORDOLL.

WE'RE JUST MAKING FUN OF AND TORTURING OUR FRIEND.

OH, GOOD. CARRY ON.

WHEW!

I'M GLAD WE WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING GOD WOULD HATE.

WHO?

NOTHING, OREL. HMM.

OREL PUPPINGTON DOESN'T KNOW WHO GOD IS?

HOW'D THAT ONE FALL THROUGH THE CRACKS, HMM?

ANYWAY, IT'S SOCOLD, YOU SHOULD TAKE THIS HAMMER AND HIT

YOURSELF IN THE HEAD WITH IT.

OKAY!

AAH!

HEY, DAD, GUESS WHAT?

I'M REALLY COLD, AND I'M STUPID, AND IF I CLIMB A LEDGE AND JUMP

OFF, I -- YEAH, YEAH. GET IN THE CAR.

YOU'RE GOING TO YOUR GRANDPA'S FOR A WHILE.

OH, BOY! WHAT'S A GRANDPA?

A-AND ANOTHER THING -- OTHER PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS REALLY NICE

AND HELPFUL AND ALWAYS TELL ME THINGS.

THAT'S ALL THEY DO.

TELL, TELL, TELL, TELL, AND ALL THESE THINGS I NEVER KNEW ABOUT.

OTHER PEOPLE ARE NOTHING LIKE MOMS OR DADS.

THEY TELLME THINGS.

TELL, TELL, TELL, TELL, TELL, TELL TELL!

GET OFF OF MY PROPERTY!

OKAY, GRANDPA!

"GRANDPA"?

UH, YOU AREMY GRANDPA, RIGHT?

IF THAT'S YOUR DAD RACING THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, THEN I THINK

IT'S PRETTY DAMN LIKELY.

THEN I HELL THINK IT'S DAMN LIKELY, TOO!

WELL, WHAT DO THEY CALL YOU?

UM, MOSTLY OREL.

I'M GONNA LIVE HERE FOR A WHILE.

OKAY, OREL.

SO...

I-I SUPPOSE WE SHOULD START BEING TOGETHER.

OKAY. YOU FIRST!

♪ I DON'T NEED TO LOOK AT YOU ♪

♪ WHEN YOU'RE NOT THERE ♪ IT'S THAT EVERYTHING'S GREAT

♪ NOT BECAUSE I DON'T CARE ♪ AND EVEN IF IT AIN'T

♪ THERE'S ROOM ENOUGH TO SPARE ♪ SO THAT YOU WOULDN'T HURT ME,

NO ♪ ♪ AND I WILL ALWAYS THINK I

KNOW ♪

WHOA, WHAT ARE THEY, GRANDPA?

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT CHICKENS ARE?

SURE!

CHICKENS COME FROM THE 'FRIGERATOR!

WELL, THESE CHICKENS COME FROM NATURE.

WOW! WHAT'S NATURE?

MORALTON.

GIDDYUP! GIDDYUP! GIDDYUP!

GET UP! GET UP! GET UP!

OREL, COME ON NOW.

GET OFF THE MARE.

WHY IS THE HORSE ON THE GROUND LIKE THAT?

WELL, SON, IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S ABOUT TO HAVE A BABY.

WOW!

SO BABIES COME FROM HORSES, HUH?

I ALWAYS WONDERED.

ARE YOU SURE SHE'S JUST NOT

SICK FROM EATING THAT LITTLE HORSE SHE'S POOPING OUT RIGHT

NOW?

SKIPPING

ALONG.

WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO.

HERE'S YOUR

LEMONADE!

OREL, ARE YOU CRAZY?!

YOU'LL FALL AND GET HURT.

SO IT'S NOT ONE OF THOSE HIGH PLACES WHERE YOU CAN'T FALL AND

NOT GET HURT?

NO!

DO THEY MAKE THOSE KIND OF FANCY HIGH PLACES OVER IN MORALTON?

YEAH, THERE WAS ONE.

OF COURSE, IT SURE LOOKED AND SOUNDED AND FELT LIKE I FELL AND

GOT HURT, BUT MY FRIENDS SAID I DIDN'T.

OREL, I'M A THOUSAND DAMN FEET TALL.

WOW!

WHOA!

SO, YOU BELIEVE ME JUST LIKE THAT?

SURE. WHY WOULDN'T I?

GRANDPA, AM I STUPID?

HUH.

OREL, AS CRAZY AS THIS SOUNDS, I LIKE TO THINK YOU'RE NOT.

BUT MY FRIENDS BACK AT HOME SAID I WAS.

WELL, I SAY YOU'RE NOT.

GREAT!

I MEAN, I DO HAVE PROOF IF YOU WANT IT.

WHAT'S PROOF?

WELL, IT'S A FACT TO MAKE SURE THAT SOMETHING'S TRUE.

OH.

OKAY, WHAT'S YOUR PROOF THAT I'M NOT DUMB, GRANDPA?

WELL, OREL, DO YOU REMEMBER HOW I SAID CHICKENS WERE MADE?

YEAH, NATURE!

THAT'S RIGHT, AND THAT MAKES YOU NOT STUPID!

YA-A-A-Y!

BUT -- BUT, OREL, OREL, SOMETIMES PEOPLE LIE.

LIE?

YOU DON'T KNOW THAT WORD EITHER, HUH?

LIES ARE THINGS THAT AREN'T

REAL.

OH.

YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE FAITH IN PEOPLE.

WOW, I HAVE A FAITH?

UH, YEAH, UH, FORGET I USED THAT WORD.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT GOD?

WHO?

GOD.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT GOD IS?

NOPE, BUT I CAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT!

M-MAYBE LATER.

OKAY!

HELLO.

Censordoll here.

I've been keeping an eye on your son, Mayor.

It seems that he knows nothing of our Lord yet.

UM...

YEAH.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

YOU KNOW THAT KID.

HE BELIEVES ANYTHING.

I DON'T WANT TO JUST THROW GOD IN THERE WITH EVERYTHING ELSE.

I'M JUST WAITING, YOU KNOW, FOR THE RIGHT TIME TO TELL HIM,

SO -- SO THAT IT, YOU KNOW, RESONATES WITH HIM.

WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH HIM, HE'S

GONNA BE A SUPER CHRISTIAN!

Well, let's hope so.

You know, Puppington, we wouldn't want your next election

to be protested on moral grounds.

Goodbye!

NOW, OREL, BEFORE YOUR DAD GETS HERE, REMEMBER WHAT I SAID

ABOUT PROOF, RIGHT?

YEAH.

NEVER TRUST UNTIL THERE'S PROOF.

EXACTLY.

THAT'S GREAT BECAUSE TRUSTING IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD!

YAY, TRUST!

OKAY, REEL IT IN, SON.

OH. OKAY!

JUST KNOW THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS TRUST ME.

I KNOW, GRANDPA, BECAUSE I DON'T NEED PROOF TO TRUST YOU.

AND WHY IS THAT?

BECAUSE YOU'RE MY GRANDPA!

HURRY, OREL! GET IN QUICK!

OH.

♪ I'D RATHER TRUST AS A

RULE ♪

♪ THAN TO BE SUSPICIOUS AND COOL ♪

HERE IT COMES!

OH, NO, I BET IT'S GOT ANOTHER MOUTH TO FEED.

DAD, WHO IS THAT BABY, AND WHAT'S HE DOING INSIDE MY MOM?!

MAYBE I'D BETTER LEAVE.

NO, NO, NO, DOC!

YOU'RE A DOCTOR.

YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN THINGS TO HIM.

UH, THIS IS MORE OF A FAMILY MATTER.

BYE-BYE!

OH, WAIT! COME BACK!

UH, I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED BECAUSE GRANDPA SAID BABIES COME

FROM HORSES, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THEY ALL COME FROM MOM.

WHY?

TEACH HIM THINGS!

UM...

OREL...

I THINK I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

YOU DO?

JERK!

DAD...

FINALLY...

TELL...

...SOMETHING...

TO ME.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, KEEP IT IN

YOUR PANTS.

KEEP WHATIN MY PANTS, DAD?!

OKAY.

HERE WE GO.

THIS IS IT.

UH-HUH.

ALL RIGHT.

OKAY.

LISTEN CAREFULLY, ORFUL.

OREL!

MY BOY...

UH-HUH.

SON...

YEAH?

YOUR OLD MAN'S GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!

OH, GOLLY!

HERE IT COMES!

HUH?

GOD!

GOD!

GOD?!

GOD IS WHERE BABIES COME FROM.

EVERYTHING COMES FROM GOD.

GOD IS SOMEONE THAT WE CHRISTIANS NEVER SEE, BUT HE'S

THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING.

AND ALL WE NEED TO DO IS MAKE HIM HAPPY -- ALWAYS.

BUT IF WE CAN'T SEE HIM, HOW CAN THERE BE PROOF THAT HE'S

THERE?

PROOF?!

NOW, WHERE DID YOU HEAR -- GRANDPA!

GRANDPA.

I SEE.

PUTTY -- PUPPINGTON.

WAKE UP THE TOWN.

EMERGENCY SERMON.

WHAT'S GOING ON, DAD?

I NEED SOME REST.

YOU CAN REST LATER.

WE'RE ALL GOING TO CHURCH!

YAY! WHAT'S CHURCH?!

WHAT DO I DO, DAD?

ALL RIGHT, THIS IS IMPORTANT.

JUST DO WHAT EVERYONE ELSE DOES.

HEY, NONE OF THAT.

IT'S ABOUT TO START.

WHAT?

OH, GOD!

PROOF...

IN...

GOD!

WELL, LA DEE DA, AREN'T WE A FANCY CONGREGATION?

WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, DON'T FORGET TO POLISH YOUR FRILLY TOP HATS

AND CURL YOUR SHINY GIRDLES.

WHO ARE YOU TO DEMAND PROOF IN GOD?!

I'LL TELL YOU, THERE'S NO BETTER WAY TO BE GOD-PROOF THAN TO

DEMAND PROOF OF THAT GUY.

SEE HOW I TURNED THAT AROUND?

UH, UH...

ANYWAY, GOD DOESN'T HAVETO PROVE ANYTHING.

I THINK CREATING THE WORLD AND BIRDS AND THOSE FLYING

LIZARDS -- WATER!

HE THOUGHT OF WATER!

YOU TRY AND THINK OF WATER!

CAN'T DO IT, CAN YOU?

BUNCH OF JERKS.

ALSO, DO YOU THINK HE JUST LAZILY LIES?

LIES.

LIES ARE THINGS THAT AREN'T REAL.

LIAROUND AND DOES NOTHING ALL DAY?

WHAT IF GOD IS A LIE?

WHAT?

WHAT IF GOD IS A -- AMEN!

All: AMEN.

GO WITH GOD. SEE YOU LATER.

COME ON, MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT.

ALL RIGHT, YOU LITTLE RUNT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY HECKLING ME UP

THERE?!

WELL, I -- THE CONGREGATION DOESN'T

CHIME IN!

THIS ISN'T SOULFOOD TOWN, YOU KNOW?

WHAT'S YOUR NAME, PUNK?

OREL.

OREL?

OKAY, WEIRD NAME, NO ONE QUESTIONS ME.

NO ONE QUESTIONS GOD, SEE?!

BUT IT'S JUST THAT I NEED PROOF.

PROOF?!

TOLD YOU.

YOU WANT PROOF?

LOOK AT THAT!

WHERE DO YOU THINK THAT THING CAME FROM?

UH, NATURE.

NOW, WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT

WORD?

GRANDPA.

THAT GUY...

IT SEEMS THE BOY'S BEEN GETTING SOME ERRONEOUS

INFORMATION FROM ELSEWHERE.

BRING HIM TO THE LIBRARY.

IT'S TIME FOR THIS LITTLE MAN TO BE SCARED SACRED!

OH, BOY!

NOW, YOUNG MAN, HAVE YOU EVER

HEARD OF A PLACE CALLED...

HELL?!

NO, BUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH

REVEREND PUTTY?

FRAN, YOU ARE TERRIFIC AT THIS!

HELL IS A HORRIBLY HOT AND

HOMOEROTIC PLACE WHERE BAD LITTLE BOYS GO WHO QUESTION GOD.

HOMOEROTIC?!

HELL IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT.

OH, SO THAT'S WHERE I'LL GO TO GET PROOF!

THERE'S THAT WORD AGAIN!

GOD DOESN'T HAVE TO PROVE THINGS TO YOU.

YOUHAVE TO PROVE THINGS TO GOD!

I DO?

YES, AND IF YOU DON'T, YOU'LL SUFFER THE FATE OF ABRAHAM.

NO, NOT HIM!

WHO'S HE?

OH, GOD, PLEASE DON'T ASK THAT.

HE WAS SOMEONE FROM THE OLD AND WORST TESTAMENT, AND

ABRAHAM DIDN'T EVEN QUESTION GOD, BUT GOD STILL MADE HIM TAKE

HIS SON TO THE ALTA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-R...

THIS IS A GRADE-A NAIL-BITER.

...A-A-A-A-A-R AND KILL HIM!

GOSH!

THAT'S HOW HE PROVED TO THE LORD THAT HE LOVED HIM --

PLATONICALLY, OF COURSE.

SO, WHAT HAPPENED?!

WHAT HAPPENED?!

I'M SWEATING BULLETS HERE!

WELL, GOD STOPPED ABE FROM KILLING HIS SON AT THE LAST

MINUTE, WHICH WAS A LITTLE TOO NICE OF HIM IF YOU ASK ME.

OH. WHEW!

DITTO. I MEAN, AMEN!

SO NO MORE PROOF-OF-GOD TALK, UNDERSTAND?

YEP. GOD NEEDS PROOF FROM ME!

MM. YOU CAN GO NOW.

WELL, WE FIXED THAT.

AGH!

HUH.

WELL, I HOPE YOU WERE SCARED INTO LEARNING EVERYTHING YOU

NEEDED TO KNOW.

SURE WAS!

WAIT!

WHAT?

PRAYERS!

WHAT ARE PRAYERS?

SCARED SACRED.

PRAYERS ARE A ONE-WAY TALK WITH GOD.

REALLY?!

YEAH, KNEEL DOWN, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER, AND THANK GOD

FOR, UH, PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE.

LIKE YOU.

RIGHT.

AND MOM.

EH...

AND GRANDPA.

NO, NO, NO, NO!

NOT -- NOT EVERYONE.

JUST THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING GOOD IN YOUR LIFE, AND -- AND

YOU PUT EVERYTHING YOUR GRANDFATHER EVER SAID OUT OF

YOUR HEAD.

REMEMBER THAT, AND YOU WON'T GO TO HELL.

AW.

HELL IS BAD.

OH.

NOW SAY YOUR PRAYERS.

DEAR GOD, UH...

HI! NICE TO MEET YOU!

I SUPPOSE YOU MUST BE A REALLY GOOD GOD NOT TO HAVE TO PROVE

ANYTHING EVER TO ANYONE WHILE WE PROVE EVERYTHING TO YOU!

CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT.

GOODBYE!

HMM.

"DEAR GRANDPA, I WON'T BE WRITING YOU ANYMORE BECAUSE MY

DAD SAYS YOU'RE BAD AND SHOULDN'T BE TRUSTED.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

MY DAD AND EVERYONE HERE IN MORALTON IS TEACHING ME ABOUT

GOD AND HOW I SHOULDN'T ASK FOR PROOF AND JUST PROVE THAT I AM

LOYAL TO HIM, WHICH I'M GONNA DO WITH SHAPEY THE SAME WAY ABRAHAM

DID WITH HIS SON.

AND WHEN GOD STOPS ME, THEN ME AND GOD WILL BE BEST FRIENDS.

YOUR GRANDSON, OREL."

I DIDN'T TOUCH HER!

HOW CAN I HAVE ANOTHER -- HAVE A CIGAR, BUDDY.

I JUST BECAME A SECRET DADDY TO SOMETHING THAT IS GONNA BRING ME

REALLY CLOSE TO A VERY SPECIAL PERSON.

PINK? DID YOU HAVE A GIRL?

HAVING A GIRL IS THE ONLY WAY YOU ¦MAKE A BABY, FELLA.

HA, HA.

LOOK AT OREL THE SISSY!

HA, HA.

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING YOUR BABY, SISSY?

HA, IT'S SISS-- OREL?

I'M GONNA KILL HIM FOR GOD!

YEAH, NOW WE'RE TALKING!

♪ AH, AH ♪ AH, AH

♪ YOU CAN'T BE THROWING AWAY ♪ CAN'T BE THROWING AWAY

♪ EVERY MISFIRE ♪ 'CAUSE THE CATALYST PARADE IS

BREEDING ♪ OH, GOD, I HAVE FAITH IN YOU.

WATCH!

NO!

WAIT!

♪ PATERA ♪ OOH, OOH-OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH

♪ PATERA ♪ AH, AH

♪ AH, AH

GRANDPA, GOD STOPPED ME!

WHAT?

THROUGH YOU!

MR. PUPPINGTON, YOU BETTER TAKE OREL TO THE STATION WHILE I GO

FIND MR. PUPPINGTON!

OH, ALL THIS EXCITEMENT HAS GIVEN ME A SPLITTING KNIFE-ACHE.

WELL, I'LL DRIVE OREL BACK

ONCE HE'S DONE IN THERE.

YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND WALK HOME WITH THE BABY.

I'LL BE FINE.

I BLAME MYSELF FOR HOW YOU

TREATED OREL.

OREL IS DOING FINE...

ISH.

WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT, I WAS KIND OF SURPRISED HE DIDN'T KNOW

ABOUT GOD FOR SO LONG IN THIS GODFORSAKEN, GOD-FEARING TOWN.

WHY?

I DIDN'T HAVE THE CONFIDENCE TO ANSWER ANY OF HIS QUESTIONS,

LET ALONE TALK ABOUT GOD BECAUSE I FELT WORTHLESS.

YOU'RE NOT EVEN WORTH IT.

NOT WORTH IT?

BUT NOW I KNOW THAT'S THE ANSWER TO EVERY ONEOF HIS QUESTIONS!

I NEVER WANT YOU TO SEE OREL AGAIN.

SO, YOU SEE, OREL, IT'S BAD BEING BAD, SO DON'T BE BAD.

OKAY.

THANKS FOR THE PUNISHMENT MALTED, OFFICER PAPERMOUTH.

WHY, ENJOY!

GRANDPA, YOU'RE STILL HERE!

OREL, WHAT DID I SAY?!

OH, YEAH.

GRANDPA IS BAD AND SHOULDN'T BE TRUSTED.

THAT'S RIGHT.

GOOD BOY, SON, GOOD BOY.

YOU'RE NOT OUT OF TROUBLE QUITE YET, YOUNG MAN.

I WANT TO SEE YOU IN MY STUDY.

OH, BOY!

I GET TO GO IN YOUR STUDY!

YIPPEE!

"DEAR OREL, ALWAYS REMEMBER,

SON, EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE THE PERFECT CANDIDATE FOR

BRAINWASHING IN THIS TOWN, YOU'RE ALSO TOO PURE AND

GOOD-HEARTED TO BE CORRUPTED.

LOVE, GRANDPA."

♪ WELL, WHY NOT TRUST? ♪ SO, WHAT'S A FOOL

♪ WHEN YOU'VE ONLY GOT ONE RULE? ♪

♪ THAT'S TO AVOID SUSPICIOUS AND COOL ♪

♪ DON'T YOU SEE THE ONLY FOOL ♪ IS THE ONE THAT'S SUSPICIOUS

AND COOL? ♪ NOW, SON, I HOPE YOU'VE

LEARNED YOUR LESSON.

I SURE DID, DAD.

FROM NOW ON, I'M NEVER GONNA DO ANYTHING TO PROVE TO GOD THAT

I'M LOYAL EVER AGAIN.

I'M JUST GONNA TRUST THAT GOD TRUSTS THAT I TRUST IN HIM.

ALL RIGHT YOU DO THAT, OREL, WE'LL NEVER HAVE ANY

PROBLEMS -- EVER.

OH, BOY, I CAN'T WAIT!

IT'S A GOOD SHOW!