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Welcome to Fucking Prince Charming.

This is Brian.

Brian is a man of many talents and lovely assets.

Brian is a full package and what a huge package it is. By all means, he's a

prince. But Brian is missing something.

As many men in life, Brian has a hole that needs to be filled. So we want to

help him try and fill that hole up.

So we are going to introduce Dryden's with many guys that he can handle and

see if they are the right fit.

And the guys will keep on coming until that hole is totally filled and our

Prince Charming is singing as the canary.

Here we go!

And here's our Prince Charlie. Brian, I'm Mr. Hart, and I'll be helping you

along this journey. Hello.

How are you feeling? Are you nervous?

A little bit nervous, but more excited to finally find it. You know, that thing

I've been looking for for a long time.

And by it, do you mean love?

Oh, no, no, no.

I mean the perfect dick.

Brian, are you ready to move your suitors and pick your first date? Oh,

absolutely. Then let's get that ass going. All right.

Gentlemen, it's time to meet your prisoner.

This is Brian, the guy you all will be competing over.

Brian, these are your tutors. Hello.

Eventually you all get to meet them individually, but right now it's time to

pick the guy you'll be taking on your first date.

Awesome. Many of the contestants don't speak English as their first language,

so to even the playing field...

They will be competing over this first date using only body language.

I like you. I like you.

It's time to put the pin in his trunk.

And remember, boys, first impressions matter.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What? Bullshit!

Gentlemen.

I think Brian made his first selection.

So I'll be getting these out and I hope to see you back and I wish you more luck

in the next round.

Gentlemen.

Bullshit!

I'm really excited to be the first to get to go on a date with Brian.

Hoping to get in there and plant my feed.

Show him what a great match we can be. Hey.

Hey, Brian.

How are you, Sean?

Good to see you. You too.

You know your 18 contestants?

Thank you.

How are you?

I'm actually a little nervous, to be honest.

Don't be nervous. Here, drink up. All right.

Cheers. Cheers. To this evening.

How's your day been so far?

Ah, it's not been too bad.

I mean, this flight was, you know, a little long, kind of stressful.

But, you know, it's a flight for you.

I actually give a pretty darn good massage if you want me to.

Really? Well, you can stay there. Oh, okay.

You're a sexy one.

Ta-da.

You're intense.

Thought it was a long, long flight.

Yeah, I'm used to long flights.

Good kisser.

Look at you, with this off.

Would you like?

I do.

Of course I'm not the one repeating for everybody's attention.

Ha ha ha ha.

It's something that you liked when you picked me up by the pool.

Yeah. I thought that you definitely put my hand on it.

I'm going to put something else on there.

Amen.

Oh yeah.

Oh shit.

It's mouthful.

I can say that.

Show it to me. Show me a thank you.

Oh yeah.

I'm gonna enjoy every little bit of you.

You need to brush.

I'm all yours.

Let's pray.

Can you open it up for me?

Sit down for me.

Amen.

So amazing.

Fuck yeah.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh shit.

Oh fuck!

It's going to become so hard.

I like that.

Bring that ass over here again.

Yeah?

Come on. Yeah.

Oh.

That was great.

I probably need to go check in with the house.

Alright, yeah.

Hope to see a lot more of you.

Oh, you will.

What the... What the heck happened here?

What kind of show is this?

I'm not cleaning this up.

Gentlemen.

Right. You had your first date. How did it go?

You know, Sam and I, we had a good time. You know, lots of fun.

Two and back.

It certainly looks that way.

Obviously you're still talking, but how's the walk?

Eh, it's imperfect.

Stanton.

I told you before that first impression matters.

And we're going to find out right now how cool that was.

Because we are starting the first elimination ceremony.

Oh shit!

Fuck! No, you got this. You got this.

So Brian, so far you only got to know Sean's name.

And he will be hand-picking, as before.

Once you've decided, you remove this underwear and tell him to get off your

dock.

Yeah.

We

had

a good time, but I need you to get off my job.

So guys, we went to get in the pool!

I did not see that coming. I mean, I thought we connected, but I guess he's

just some cock-hungry slut.

I mean, that's cool too.

Previously on Fucking Prince Charles, things got hard on Brian's first date.

But before he had the chance to meet all his suitors, he had the damn one pack.

In a shocking twist, he chose Charles.

The first date winner was the first guest at home.

Now things are heating up even more for Brian and his suitors.

Do you know what? I didn't come here to get some ex-friends.

Some of these bros you're going to fucking get over with.

So we've been here, and it's been four days now, and I still haven't gotten any

one-on-one time with Brian.

It's crazy. The house is nuts. Everybody's losing their mind, trying to

avoid going home.

And they want the date.

Everybody wants this guy. It's crazy. And, you know, at this point, I really

don't even care. I just think they're fucked.

And I'm going to go cut the tape.

What do you think about Brian?

I think he's hot.

Wow, this place is the broadest experience for this show,

right? Yeah, I like.

It is beautiful.

You know the boys?

Hi.

So, which one do you want to fuck?

You don't have to ask that. Which one do I want to fuck?

Come here, man.

It's not huge, but it gets the job done.

Let's try it.

Like that teeth.

Reach for it, reach for it.

Come on.

That's good.

You want to fuck with me? Don't be shy.

Oh, yeah.

God, that's great.

Oh, man, look at that.

Wow.

Ah. Good.

Oh yeah.

If he is, stick your tongue out.

Tongue out.

Oh, yeah.

You know?

Oh yeah.

Fuck!

I

need

to do the laptop now

Oh yeah.

Oh.

I am.

Oh, God.

You ready?

You

can

sit down.

Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck.

one more time

I'll give you the big drum.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, it's so beautiful.

Open your mouth.

Open your mouth.

Get it over with, you nasty fuck.

Keep your head up.

Keep your head up.

Ah, yeah.

Give me that.

Fuck boy, you know that?

You know that?

Dude, fuck.

Oh, you like that, huh? Yeah.

Come on, come for us. Come on, come for us.

Come eat.

Give me a hand.

What?

What's the tweet? No. You gotta get committed. No.

No. No.

No. No.

Last time on fucking Prince Charmed.

Gentlemen,

it's time once more for someone to pursue a Prince Charmed.

Brian Sheldon, the next of you to go home.

Brian? You know, every time I come up here...

it really gets harder and harder to, you know, send any one of you home.

I mean, you all are great, you're all amazing, sexy, and, you know, some of

you I haven't even got to spend a whole lot of time with.

And that makes this that much harder.

And I still have to make a decision.

But the only person that you need to be fucking around here is me.

With that being said, I need you to get off my jock.

Okay.

Good luck, dude.

Later, Splat.

Bye, bro.

Don't skip leg day. I think, um, sentiment that concludes the ceremony.

So you can all take the familiar platter now.

Excuse me.

That was unexpected.

Where are you, man?

supposed to happen?

Whatever. I don't got time for this, bro. I gotta go lift.

Wanna spot me, bro?

Of course.

Mr.

Hart, what can I do for you?

Do you have minutes of your time for me? What do you need, like an exit interview

or something?

Something like that.

I don't know, man. I gotta get packed so I can get home and get this taken care

of.

That's what I had in mind.

Oh yeah?

Okay.

How's that relief, huh?

Couldn't let you go.

Oh, fuck.

Get up off that hard floor. Get those clothes

off.

Ugh.

Fuck.

Fuck my ass.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh. Oh.

Ugh.

No!

Well...

Whoa!

Ugh.

Yum. Yum.

I'm gonna go on.

Don't move.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck, let me come. Let me come.

Last time on the Fucking Screams Talk Show.

Come on.

The only person that you need to be fucking around here is me.

Good luck, dude.

Later, slut.

Well, um, now that Mr. Hart's gone, there is

a little confession I kind of wanted to make to you guys.

They told you that I was kind of out here finding, you know, love.

I just came out here for the day.

You know, I'm just a greedy bottom and wanted to be, wanted to be filled.

So instead of jumping into the pool,

why don't you guys just use the fuck out of me?

Because, yeah, that's what I came here for.

um um

Whoa.

Whoa.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, I like it here.

Yeah.

Fucking neck, yeah!

Oh, God.

Fuck. Oh my god.

I'm gonna get two of you guys in there, yeah?

Oh, yeah, man.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

God damn it.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Come on, you've got a second.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Just switch.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, you just switch. Just switch, yeah.

Just

switch.

One.

Two.

Yeah, give me that.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my goodness.

Oh.

Ryan, did you find what you were looking for?

I think I found her already.

We're not the only one.

Everybody come with me in the first 20 minutes anyway.

Okay.