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I have filler in my pussy, which has made it extremely tight.

So then they inject the filler into the wall so that it's like tiny again like

this. And I was celibate for 1.5 years.

And I recently had a boyfriend.

The guy was very satisfied with it.

Also, this is the fun part. They give you laughing gas. I love laughing gas.

Like when I do it, I swear I have like a spiritual like epiphany every time.

Prior to that, I also did a labiaplasty.

I guess there's like a whole community. of people online who think getting a

labiaplasty is female genital mutilation.

But I'm sorry, I just wanted my labia to be equal lengths.

It wasn't like anything crazy. I mean, you guys all know I did porn. You can

see my vagina.

Just go look at what it looks like before.

But one side was a little bit longer than the other one. So I just have them

cut to the same length.

Any of my exes who have ever been with me who are watching this, you had the

old pussy, not this new one.