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(Even the Student Council Has Its Holes!)

The Hot Springs Trip.

- The teacher's still not here. - Nice! Let's get ten in a row!

We're already ten minutes past the meeting time.

- I wonder if something happened. - Five stars! Nice one, Komaro!

I'll try calling her.

(Ms. Hiratsuka) This one's super rare. If it pops up, I'm dead.

Hey, what's up, Mizunoe?

Calling me on my day off? Need some advice?

Today's the student council retreat.

Don't tell me you forgot.

Huh?

Oh!

Thanks for the reminder.

(Today's Pattern) I'll be right there.

What's with the attitude?!

She even hung up on me.

Sorry about that.

We might be a little late.

Careful, you'll spill it. Use a straw.

- It's all coming out! - Oh, there she is.

Sorry, sorry!

Seriously, you're three hours late!

Hey, I'm actually rushing as fast as I can.

Look, I'm wearing sandals. I didn't even have time to comb my hair.

Oh, and I forgot to put on a bra.

- Well, it's a hot spring, after all... right? - Komaro, one more time! Again!

- Don't give me that "right"! - Again!

Are you sure you're okay to drive?

Of course! I've got a gold driver's license.

All right, let's hit the road!

Huh? Did the car just roll backward?

You only passed the written test, didn't you?

Finally got the hang of it. I remember how to drive now.

Ms. Hiratsuka, you're driving a little too fast!

Look at those two in the back. They're not doing so well.

They're clinging to the windows!

Hey, the view is gorgeous!

You're just excited, aren't you?

Step on it!

You got it!

Damn it, why'd it turn out like this?

Look, look! The sea's a brilliant blue!

Oh, it really is!

Speaking of blue, Komaro looks pretty blue, too

Oh, you're right!

Are you okay?!

All I see is a rainbow of colors.

I'm gonna lose it...

Oh, a rainbow!

There's a rainbow in the car, too.

Oh, that's right, Komaro-chan.

Want some Ume juice?

It might help with the nausea.

Thanks.

You too, Ume-kun.

Oh, thanks.

Ume juice...

That sounds kind of suggestive.

What are you talking about now?

Kotobuki.

Which way now? Where to next?

Huh?! That's super lewd!

Huh?

(Rongutsutei) We're here!

You okay? Take it slow.

Thank goodness we made it here in one piece.

You call being five hours late 'in one piece'?

(Brochure) So, what now?

What about that geothermal energy center we were supposed to visit?

Huh? Obviously we're going!

(Ta-Da!) Let's hit the baths!

- Forget the itinerary. - Huh?

That geothermal center was just there to make the brochure look good.

Nobody actually wants to visit it, right?

Is this really the back of our homeroom teacher?

I feel like I've been reborn.

Ms. Hiratsuka.

You're not allowed to bring alcohol in here.

You just don't get it.

This is a hard-earned reward for us adults who've struggled through society.

Oh, give me a break.

Come on, there's no one else here.

Hm?

The men's bath is this way.

Kotobuki.

Well, teenagers are naturally curious.

N-no, that's not it!

In that case, take a good look at this divider.

Huh?

It's full of holes. No wonder.

Aren't those holes a little too big?

Right?

Those two guys might try peeking through.

(Gulp)

W-Well...

Sorry to keep you waiting.

Yeah.

Huh? The women's bath is right next door?

Yeah. I can even hear the teacher's voice.

Hmm. Wanna take a peek?

What's wrong? What is it?

No, it's just that I wasn't wearing my glasses.

I mistook you for a girl.

What the heck?

Don't tell me Ume's getting excited.

Cut it out! I'm not!

I'm getting out.

What? Stay in a little longer.

Huh? What's wrong?

Are you sure nothing's going on?

Kotobuki, time to get out.

Nothing's happening. Really.

(We...) What's wrong, Tann?

It's nothing.

We're just at that age, I guess.

(Banquet Hall) Thanks for the meal.

Man, this is delicious.

It's unbelievably good!

Especially the bonito shirako.

Arisu, you really do love that stuff, huh?

Fish... sperm

Tan, you're such a tease!

Terui.

So, after dinner, it's time for that thing. You know, that thing.

Huh? You mean...

Let's head back to the room and play UNO!

(Snoring)

They're all out like lights. Impressive.

They must be exhausted.

I was really looking forward to playing, too.

What should we do? This is the boys' room, after all.

I feel bad, but I guess we'll have to wake them.

Then let's wake them up with a game!

A game?

A retreat isn't complete without a pillow fight!

You didn't hesitate for a second.

(Thud)

You're ruthless.

(Dead Silence)

They're not waking up at all.

Are you trying to make sure they never wake up?

They're still alive, right?

Then how about strip rock-paper-scissors?

You mean the game where you end up naked?

Isn't that a bit much?

Ume...

You can't bring that in here.

Oh my. Ume must be feeding someone in his dream.

How cute.

Even in their dreams, they're getting along.

Oh, give it a rest already...

Maybe we should just let her sleep like that.

Yeah, probably.

Huh?

Then I think I'll get some sleep, too.

Wait!

What's up with Terui today?

She's usually pretty much like this.

Maybe it's because she was sitting next to Ms. Hiratsuka.

This tastes great.

Shirako is so moreish.

Maybe she's drunk.

Did the sake and shirako go to her head?

But then I won't have anywhere to sleep.

Sorry about my girls...

Can't be helped. Want to go to the girls' room?

Huh?

Are you sure that's okay?

It's pretty spacious over there anyway.

And if it's you, I don't mind.

(Digging Her Own Grave) Oh, no!

I mean, I trust you, that's all.

All right, I'll turn off the lights.

Okay.

Thank you.

(Dead Quiet)

Hey, are you still awake?

Yeah. You only just turned the lights off.

Right.

By the way, I'm sorry.

Why are you apologizing all of a sudden?

Oh, it's nothing.

The other day, you fell asleep in the student council room, didn't you?

I wondered if I'd been making you work too hard.

It's been on my mind.

I'm always taking on extra tasks, too.

I mean...

Come on, don't say that.

I do it because I enjoy it.

Thanks, Ume.

Did I just say something really cheesy?

Didn't hear a thing.

When did I fall asleep?

Huh?

Okay, so we didn't sleep together.

I just toss and turn in my sleep.

That was close.

If something happened while he was in my care...

(Ume, Hisako)

Oh, crap. I'll pretend I didn't see that.

(Today's Pattern) I need to use the bathroom.

Kotobuki gets up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom,

then sleepwalks back and climbs into the same futon as Mizunoe.

Naturally, everyone who sees them makes a huge fuss.

But they eventually clear up the misunderstanding.

(Student Council Room)

By the way...

What kind of person is Terui, anyway?

I was just wondering.

What do you mean?

Well...

She's strict, but she's also kind.

Sometimes she seems scary, but she has a cute side, too.

I guess she's just an interesting person.

I never thought Ume would be interested in Arisu.

Isn't she the student council president?

I knew you'd say that.

(Filling In for the Basketball Club)

I just feel like there's still a lot I don't know about her.

Hmm?

Well, in that case, let's go find out.

Huh?

Operation: Uncover Arisu's Secrets!

(Episode 5: The Ume-Tan-Tan Operation)

There she is.

- Hey. - What's she doing?

Are they spying on someone?

Why do we have to act like a couple of stalkers?

Huh?

If you want to know someone, you have to see what they're really like.

Arisu's usually pretty careful about keeping up appearances.

I-I see...

And if we find an embarrassing weakness, we can use it to get back at her later!

Karma's gonna bite you.

That's just how you are.

And that's called karma coming back to bite you.

- Oh! - What is it?

She's writing someone's name on the board.

Is she bullying someone?

(Class Duty: Sasaki) Maybe it's tomorrow's class duty roster.

Oh!

Now she's writing something in the notebook on the teacher's desk.

That's just the daily log.

Ah!

She put some kind of key in her bag.

She's stealing it!

That's the classroom key.

Have you seriously never done class duty?

As expected of Terui.

Even when she's on class duty, she does everything perfectly.

She doesn't have a single flaw.

How boring.

Oh, right.

(Arisu Terui) (You're Going to Be Late) Let's call Arisu outside.

(Don't Forget Your School Supplies Tomorrow) Then we can check her bag while she's gone.

Karma's really going to get you one of these days.

Um...

Ume said, 'I want to see Terui's face.'

Hey!

Oh, she replied, 'You're dead when I get there.'

She means Ume, doesn't she?

Talk about instant karma.

She's gone. The plan worked!

Maybe she just went to the bathroom.

Great! Let's check her bag.

Hey...

So this is Arisu's desk.

Wait. If she only went to the bathroom, she'll be back any second.

Oh, don't worry.

Arisu takes forever in the bathroom.

She's probably busy trying to make her boobs bigger.

And isn't that exactly the kind of weakness you're looking for?

Look, look! She's even doodling in her notebook.

(Japanese History) By the way, you two seem pretty close.

We've known each other for ages.

I've known her since she was the leader of a secret middle-school gang.

A-a secret gang leader?

Yeah, yeah.

The local delinquents were terrified of her.

They even called her 'The Ruthless Flat-Chested Demon.'

Oh, no... The Flat-Chested Demon...

That's another weakness, isn't it?

What about you, Tan? Back then...

Hmm. I think I met her when I was in my first year of middle school.

And she totally beat me to a pulp.

No, wait! I didn't lose!

I'm still waiting for my chance to get revenge!

Yeah, good luck with that.

Oh, hey, it's a phone.

Hold on. That's going too far...

Huh?

Is this from the retreat?

Let's hide here for now.

♪ Ume-tan-tan, Komaru-maru ♪

Is Terui

- singing the corniest original song ever? - ♪Our president's cheerful, full of pep!♪

I feel like I've stumbled onto something I was never meant to see.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

I just found a pretty good weakness.

That's why I'm happy.

I have to get this on video.

Hey, don't move around so much.

Huh?

- Huh? - Huh?

- We finally found Arisu's weak spot! - ♪Ume-tan-tan, Komaru ♪

If you don't want this photo posted online, you'd better forget everything you saw.

(Click!) Guess we really can't go against her.

(Terui's Secret: ) Terui's secret is

(She Loves Everyone in the Student Council) that she loves everyone in the Student Council.

(Tremble, Komaro Struggling with Class Duty)

Man, it's raining.

Yeah.

The forecast said it would be sunny.

I've got a folding umbrella. What about you, Michinoku?

I brought one today.

The one I left here was still around.

Usually, I can never find it.

W-well, that's good.

Then let's head home.

Yeah.

It started raining out of nowhere.

(Episode 5: Sharing an Umbrella with Ume)

P-President!

Are you heading home?

(Thump-Thump) Oh! Mizunoe!

S-sorry.

It started raining right after I stepped outside.

But the forecast said it'd be clear.

Are you heading home too, Mizunoe?

Yes.

I was just about to head home with Michinoku.

Oh?

He's gone.

Did he already leave?

(Meanwhile, Komaro...)

(STOP)

It won't stop, will it?

Well, would you like to share my umbrella?

Oh, that's a tempting offer.

That'd be great. Thanks.

Huh?

I have to get home and make dinner for my little brother.

You'd be doing me a huge favor.

O-oh, I see.

Shall we get going, then?

Oh!

(Short, Long) That's an unusual umbrella.

Oh, you noticed! Sharp eye!

It's designed to keep your bag from getting wet.

I see.

And I heard it was designed using aerodynamic principles.

(Flapping) So it can withstand strong winds.

- I've been waiting for a chance to use it. - That's amazing.

- You look like you're having fun. Good for you. - It's got a simple, stylish design, too.

(Those Goofy Lovebirds) Those Goofy Lovebirds.

All right, let's get going.

Sure.

- We're pretty close, huh? - We're pretty close, huh?

The umbrella's width is narrower than usual.

(STOP)

(Squish)

S-s-s-sorry!

It's okay. It was my fault, too.

Maybe we should walk one behind the other?

Right! It's longer from front to back.

Then let's go.

Sorry. Let's try walking in sync.

Start with the right foot.

O-okay.

- One, two, right! - Oh! There's a puddle!

I'm so sorry.

This is all because of my umbrella.

No, it's made for one person. I'm the one at fault.

Oh! If we hold the umbrella sideways, we can walk side by side!

You're right! That's a great idea.

Th-this actually works!

It sure does.

I'm glad we figured that out.

(Whoosh)

Oh, right. This umbrella...

doesn't do a good job of blocking wind from the side.

Uh, y-you see...

Oh, no...

Hmm? Michinoku?

(Kawasun Station)

- One regular umbrella, please. - One regular umbrella, please.

(Soaked Through) Coming right up.

All three of us are soaked.

High school girls sure have big boobs.

Thank you.

No, I wasn't talking about you.

Phew, I got off early today.

(Ume Is in the Handicrafts Club) It's been ages since I stopped by the club.

Though I doubt anyone's there.

Huh?

Batsunosuke? What are you doing outside the clubroom?

U-Ume!

Hey.

I'm sorry for always causing you trouble.

I'm really sorry.

Huh? What's with the sudden apology?

Look.

They took our clubroom away.

(Fidgeting) Hey, what the heck? What happened?

Sorry.

I don't know either.

One minute I was there, and the next I was sitting on a cold linoleum floor.

No way.

They just took it over?

The only thing I can think of is...

- At the last club presidents' meeting... - The Robotics Club should get a room, too.

- I think something like that came up. - That's what you think, right?

- Exactly. - I guess so.

What are we going to do? We have so much stuff in there.

You're right about that.

I'm sorry.

I'll go talk to them myself.

Look.

Th-there's an electrical outlet!

Yeah, there's a desk and chairs, too, Assistant.

Is this for real?

This is really our...

Yeah, our clubroom.

I feel awkward even saying it.

Excuse me.

Hm?

What do you want with our clubroom?

They're really claiming it as theirs.

Did you file the paperwork to transfer ownership of this clubroom?

This was so sudden.

Of course we did.

That guy signed and stamped the paperwork for us in no time.

Sorry.

Why'd you rush through something so ridiculous?

This is bad.

Now there's nothing we can say...

Oh?

Ume? What is it?

Terui.

Actually, the Robotics Club did this and that...

I see.

(Glowering) That's an unlawful takeover.

The Robotics Club hasn't even been granted a clubroom.

Really?

But this is great, isn't it, Assistant?

Yes, Senpai.

I never thought we'd get a clubroom before we even became an official club.

This is the first step toward becoming an official club.

(The Annoying Flat-Chested Pest) That annoying flat-chested pest

(The Annoying Flat-Chested Pest) will have to eat her words!

That's right, senpai!

(Startled) Excuse me.

W-why is the student council here?

Hello.

We need to discuss something.

Now's our chance to settle the score once and for all!

R-right!

Hey, Terui.

Yes?

Senpai...

Get a hold of yourself, Senpai!

Why are you joining in, too?

We got a clubroom from the Handicrafts Club.

(Clubroom Handed Over) This is just the beginning!

Exactly! Now that we have a clubroom, no one can stand in our way!

W-w-w-what do you want with our clubroom?

So cool, Senpai!

The Robotics Club hasn't been approved for a clubroom. Please leave.

Senpai!

(Robot Sit-In Protest) Oh, this is bad!

(Robot Hunger Strike) Don't come any closer!

(We'll Protest to the Bitter End!) Or we'll hit the self-destruct button!

We won't give in!

W-what's wrong?

I... It's all because of me...

This happened because I'm so useless.

I'm sorry.

Why is he apologizing?

That's just the kind of guy he is.

Where's the self-destruct button?

If only this clubroom didn't exist...

Huh? W-wait! I'm not ready!

Oh, this is getting out of hand.

Why don't we just disband both clubs?

Just kidding.

Wait, no! You can't do that...

Sigh...

May I make a suggestion?

The Chemistry Club's room for the Robotics Club?

Yes.

I'll talk to the faculty advisor myself.

(Cheering)

A-are you sure?

Getting the principal's approval is quite a hassle.

Well, my friend is partly to blame, too.

But Ms. Hiratsuka will definitely give me an earful for this.

- I'll apologize with Batsunosuke later... - You're such a dummy.

Huh? You mean Robotics Club?

I mean you, Ume.

About that... Th-thank you.

It's nothing.

(The Next Day)

- There's an outlet in here, too. - Should we put the robot here?

There's a desk and chairs, too.

Hey, keep it down!

Damn it, Mizunoe... Maybe I should throw a pillow at you.

(The Two Are Childhood Friends) I like cute things.

(1st-Year High School Student) They're comforting.

(2nd-Year High School Student) Aren't you hot?

(Even the Student Council Has Its Holes!)

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