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Well,

I mean, if you promise, no one's ever gonna see it, I guess.

No one's gonna see it, it's all good.

Alright, I'm trusting you.

Well, are you excited?

I'm super excited, I mean, I can't believe we're actually having, like, an

American style, like, I can't even believe it.

We're all super excited for you. Yeah, can't wait.

I'm so excited to get married.

This is what everyone ever wanted. Right.

What do you think Amir would do if he found out?

What do you mean? He'd fucking kill me.

No.

Yes, literally, he'd fucking kill me.

Well, are you excited about everything else? I mean, we have a couple girls

coming over and stuff.

Of course I'm excited. I mean, you know, it's our first American-style

bachelorette party for me, so... No, we're all so excited.

I invited Audrey and Monica.

Oh my gosh, I know. That sounds like so much fun. I really want to do it, yeah.

I'm really excited. I am.

I'm so happy for you. We all really are.

Thank you. It means so much.

What are you guys going to do about, like, I don't know, the wedding? What's

your idea?

You know, I just want, like, a beautiful, traditional wedding.

You know, that's what he likes, so I definitely want to do that.

Did you have a lot of say-so in the wedding?

Yeah, definitely.

I mean, it's like, you know, between the both of us, but for sure.

That's awesome.

Are you excited about your first time?

Oh my gosh.

I'm a little bit nervous, to be honest.

You know, like, it's my first time.

But I'm excited because it's with someone I love, so.

That's awesome. Super special. We always hear, like, a lot of stories, you know,

like, with our parents and everybody's talking about it.

Please, the man.

Do you, are you nervous about, like, that kind of?

Um, a little bit, but I feel like, you know, things will just come naturally.

I'll know what I'm doing, like.

I'll figure it out, you know?

Here, take the camera. Okay.

This is so exciting.

I know, I'm so excited.

When are they going to get here? This is... I'm just, like, waiting for them

now.

Oh, I think I just put the doorbell. Come in.

Will you go get her with us? That won't make you hurt me. Yeah.

What's up with the camera?

Um, we just want to record everything, you know, capture the video.

Once in a lifetime experience.

I mean, it should be fun. Yeah, American Bachelor, probably.

Exactly.

I don't know if the camera's a good idea.

You're not even telling me about it. I didn't think so at first, but as long as

we keep it between all of us, I mean, I feel like it'll be alright, you know?

It's just between us, and we can look back at it. No, for sure, it's

definitely, like, all between us. It's not going to get out or anything.

I mean, is the risk worth it? Like if Mohammed found out, he'd be so mad at

me. I mean, I felt the same way, you know, but... It's our first night doing

this. It's our first night. It's a once-in-a-lifetime thing, you know,

American bachelorette party. Like, we have to get it on camera. We have to.

It's never Amir's never gonna know Mohammed's and I'm gonna know I mean

none of us are gonna say nothing about it, right?

Come on, it's my wedding you have to do it for me. You're one of my best

friends Come on, just one night. No one can find out you know, no one's gonna

find out we promise

We're going to have the best night.

It's going to be a good night.

We'll have fun.

Yeah. We'll be fine.

Okay, wait, wait, wait.

Did you guys practice the dance that I told you? Yeah, we practiced it. Yeah.

Do you guys practice?

Yeah, we got it done. Okay, good. We're ready.

You ready?

Yeah. Okay.

Let's see this dance. All right.

We're going to get this definitely on camera. This is so funny.

All right. All right. Ready?

Yeah. We're ready.

All right. Okay, I'm going to start the music.

All right. Ready?

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. I'm going to start the music, okay?

Okay. I just got your hands up.

Just follow my lead. I'm going to wing it.

Yo, you guys. You guys can't laugh.

You guys, what the fuck?

It's so beautiful.

I think Mohamed and you are going to like it. We tried. We didn't practice.

I knew you guys were going to be in sync with me. We tried so hard.

I'm up here. I was wondering what you guys were doing.

I practiced the dance. Okay, okay. I'm going to sit the camera down.

Okay.

Alright.

Wait, let me reset the music.

All right.

Here we go. All right, let's go.

Okay.

And then I'm going to do it like this.

This way, with your hands.

And then maybe we're doing it like this. It was up.

Reach to the gods.

Reach to our Lord.

And then go like this.

You guys are so good.

We're trying very hard. Alright, then we go like this.

This is the best dance lesson of my life.

And then we can spin around.

Oh,

this is getting freaky.

This is crazy.

Look how rebellious we are.

Reminds me of Zumba class.

I feel like this is the best dance ever.

It just feels so free, you know? I know, right?

It's full of life.

Alright, that was beautiful, guys. That was a wrap for that.

That was so much fun. Great start.

Okay, so...

I'm going to put on some trap music for all of us.

What the fuck is that?

Okay, I know we're not used to this kind of stuff, but it's super fun. We're

going to do it like Americans. Are you sure?

Positive. We're going to do it like Americans. Like Americans. What does it

even sound like?

I honestly don't even know. I think I'm just going to type in trap music and

then just go with it. Okay, let's see.

I'm down.

Whatever you say.

That's attractive. I saw a music video for it, and there was a lot of girls

with really big butts. You want to show them? I know,

it was so provocative.

Their ankles were showing and everything.

Are you serious?

This is provocative.

What's wrong with you?

I'm sorry.

Are you serious?

That's crazy.

I don't know. I don't know.

Are you ready? Yeah. So I really don't know how to dance to this, but we're

going to go for it. I think you shake your ass, but I don't think you shake

it. These are going to work on us, you guys.

I don't see that.

No, what's wrong with you?

The freak is coming out of her. Well, we might as well.

This is an American bachelor party. It's just so risky.

Okay, but this isn't going to be shown to anyone. No one's going to see this.

We agree to it, right? We all swear. We all swear no one's going to see this

video. Well, first of all, I don't think I could dance like that in Japan, so...

Okay. So should we all do it now?

Yeah, so just, like, if you're going to line up, that's what they did. I don't

know. You guys, I can't shake my butt.

Well, try.

It feels so weird.

Yeah, it looks weird. Can we get your bra?

What do you have?

You know how they get low when they have to drink out of the bottle, right?

I'm very low.

I'm the lower.

I'm lower.

What are you doing?

Oh my gosh, you guys, this is so funny.

I think they call it, guys, I think I know what they call it. I think they

call it twerking. Oh, twerking. That's an interesting word.

What kind of word is that?

You've heard that before. You've heard that before.

Remember? Twerk.

Oh, yeah. You guys, like, we hear this one line, like, all the time. Come on,

guys, let's twerk. Twerk.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

She's got it going on.

She's doing really good.

Are you sure? He's done this for a year.

He's done this for a year. No, I promise I've never done it before.

What do you do when you're alone? You're like a pro.

Parking is so much fun. And she twerks when she's alone. That's why.

How do you think she's so good?

Okay, whatever.

Guys, okay, so enough of that talk. I'm going to change the song and then we can

dance and twerk to another one. Okay. Is that good?

It's like...

Ready? I'm ready.

Alright, cool.

See, this is a good song, right? We're just going to dance to this.

This is a good song, right?

This is fun.

Yeah, this looks awesome.

Yeah,

there you go. I'm just going to watch you and see what you do.

I look like... I don't know.

Try it. Get down. Get down.

I feel like a

dirty American girl. Is that what you feel like?

Isn't that hot?

This will never get out. Yes.

Oh my god. Because we all get punished.

You know what? This is a thing.

All right. So.

Do you want to grab it?

Do you want me to grab it? Yeah, yeah. Just take the camera and then we can all

just twerk.

Okay. More twerking. More twerking. Okay. I mean, I saw.

So something like in my desire to start shoes.

It goes right back and forth.

It goes right back and forth.

It's harder. It's easier to pop it, if you think.

I think so.

You guys look so American.

Are you like American doing this?

I feel like a dog wagging his tail. Some American girls feel like that.

Like a dog wagging his tail.

Put me on a leash. Hey, hey, hey. All of you look at the camera.

Come on.

Hey.

Yes, we're American.

American. Doing the average American girl thing.

Doing this for... So we've never even...

This is interesting.

I know, right?

Is this how they attract other men? I know, right? Is this how they attract

other men?

Hips, you guys.

Hips? Like, just roll your hips?

That feels American.

Who's here?

You're about to find out. Oh, you're going to be so happy.

You should just sit down.

Yeah, you should just sit down right now. What do you mean, who's here?

Just sit down and you'll find out.

It's okay, it's okay.

Alright, don't open them.

I'm so nervous.

This is definitely the American side of the bathroom.

Oh my gosh. Say hi!

Can I open my eyes?

No. Not yet.

Oh my gosh.

Guys.

Open your eyes.

Oh my gosh.

My husband is going to kill me. Oh my gosh.

I can't believe

we did this.

Pay attention ladies.

This might be the last chance you get married tomorrow.

It's a party.

This might be the last chance you get married tomorrow.

I don't know. You touched me already. I know, but I'm very faithful.

That doesn't mean anything.

You touched me. This is part of me.

I understand, but it's a whole different part of you.

I don't know. Okay, just close your eyes.

Just relax and enjoy the party. You ain't doing nothing wrong. No, no, no. I

didn't know this was what the Americans did. I don't think so.

Well, I mean, he's British.

Are you going to do this?

Just close your eyes. Are you going to be okay with this? I don't know if I'm

okay with it.

Listen, no one else is going to see this, so... I don't think so. We're

burning this tape after we watch it. Come on, ladies.

What are you bringing me out of here for?

We don't know anymore.

This is a lot. We've never seen anything like this in our lives.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, cover your eyes. It's okay.

I just... Don't look. Don't look.

What are you doing?

I don't want to look.

I just want to look.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Don't look at this. Don't look at this.

Don't look at it either.

Just call me Stallion, that's what you have to call me. I'm fine with my pillow

thank you.

Why do they call you stallion?

It's your identity. Are you crazy?

Come on, we're recording this. I haven't even looked at it yet. This is how we do

it in America all the time. All the parties I do in America, the ladies kiss

the cock.

Yola, you're not married. Come on. Be fun.

You have no ties. You're the party.

You might not have this type of girl. It's my bachelorette party, please.

You're really going to pull that card?

You said it.

Only if you get down with me.

No. Only if you get... I can't do that. I'm married.

I can't do that.

I have a husband.

I'll tell you what. I've got to compromise.

You kiss it. You hold it.

You're holding it for her to kiss it so you're not really there.

Think about it.

If you guys want, you can just hold each other's eyes again.

Close your eyes.

I'm only doing this because you are my best friend and we are doing this.

Come on, Monica.

Are you looking?

I'm gonna close my eyes. I'm gonna hold it. Oh my god, I can't.

Oh my god. It's not that bad.

You close your eyes.

Okay. I don't know what I'm doing.

I don't know if I can do this. I don't know if I can do this. Just close your

eyes. Close your eyes.

Touch my nose.

Okay, okay. That's enough. That's enough.

Yeah, push my limit.

Okay, I can't do the same thing as you though. Okay, I'm married.

You just touched her nose.

Yeah, just touch her with your nose.

What's that?

I'm going to show you. I've got a towel here.

Oh my God.

No one wants to see what's going on.

Oh my God. I'm done.

Oh my God.

My god,

I love you so much

Pretty mouth. What is she doing? She's smiling.

She's smiling?

Yeah, she's smiling.

She's happy? Good?

Yeah, that's good.

She's definitely enjoying it. She seems... You guys have a lot of

practice. You guys are making me nervous.

She's had more practice than any of us. She's actually married.

True.

That's true.

I'm not married yet.

Yet. Yet.

Oh my God, I feel so bad.

She feels bad just looking at it. She ain't doing that bad yet.

I don't even know what to say anymore.

Are you comfortable?

He's not going to find out.

What is that sound that she just made?

What is happening? She's not talking.

It's behind you, Tal. We can't tell.

It looks good on camera, I'll tell you that one.

I'm kidding.

For sure?

She's having a conversation, Danny, that's what.

With who?

There's no one there.

It's a little karaoke, yeah.

You know what I mean?

Microphone check, check one, two. Is that like something... I don't even want

to know.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't want to see it either.

Here we are, lady.

Oh my gosh. Are you okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I didn't do anything.

Party girl right here. She's not going to do it.

You didn't do anything?

Tell Amir to stop hitting the dog.

Oh my god.

Don't look at me.

Oh my god.

This is part of the party?

Are you sure?

Yeah.

It's your party for sure.

You have to.

I'm not going to look.

Don't look at me.

Just close your guys' eyes.

This is so big. I've never seen anything like this.

Like what?

It's like the size of your arm.

I can't even look at it.

Like that?

Am I doing it right?

I can't believe you're doing

that.

I mean, I figured it's all safe.

Kissing all of them.

Yeah. We all do that.

I don't know.

You got to do next because they kind of just want to do that. You know what I

mean?

This was your idea.

How's she doing, Stallion?

She's doing very well.

Yeah, and how's she doing?

What do you mean, how is she doing? She's going to be pleased.

Yeah. Come on, it's a party.

Is she going to be a good wife for you? Oh, yeah.

For sure.

What's that sound? Look away.

Oh, Sophia, you're so bad.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I cannot believe this.

What are you doing? Oh, my God.

What are you doing?

Your shoulders are showing. Ladies, ladies.

Anything showing?

This is going on you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

What are you doing?

Oh, my God. I can't watch. I can't watch.

I'm feeling pretty self-conscious because

I've got all my clothes off and you've got all your clothes on.

So isn't it fair if we start to take a few of these clothes off like this?

It's our religion.

You've already went so far.

He's not going to forgive you now.

We can only go so far.

We can't do this.

Do you think we should really be doing this?

No. I would do it.

You shouldn't do it.

He's not looking.

He's not looking.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, my skin.

Guys.

Don't look at me.

We're all in the same boat here now.

I'm still a little bit more naked than you lot, though.

You mean we gotta take more off?

That's on you. Me?

Yeah.

Are you sure?

See you right here.

I'll get naked.

Don't look.

Come on, you're my best friend. I won't look at you. Don't look.

I cannot believe we're doing this.

This is going way too far.

I cannot believe we're doing this. Alright, now ladies.

Oh, no. I'm not first.

I'm not first. I'm not first. She loves it. Oh, she loves it so much. Oh, you

have... Okay.

Hi, guys.

Don't look at me.

Oh, my God.

I think he knows what he's doing. Just relax.

I like it before you stick it through the side of your head.

Oh my god. I don't know if I can... Oh my god.

Oh, this definitely has passed the limit. Oh my god. This is too much. Oh

my god.

Does it hurt?

It's so painful.

Yeah. Does it feel good?

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my... You guys.

You guys.

I mean, it looks pretty good, to be honest.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. How does it feel?

It feels good.

She's so crazy.

I can't believe this.

You guys, I can't. Oh, my God.

You guys.

This is all your fault. Oh, no, no.

It's not your fault. You're the one that bring him over here. You're the one that

did bring him.

You're the bad girl, Monica.

Apparently.

I'm just trying to have an innocent American bachelor party. This is how we

do bachelor parties in America. Are you sure? I'm sure.

Just like this.

Does it feel good?

You guys, it feels so good.

I think you'll like it too

Like I said ladies, this is an American bachelorette party.

So...

What did you give me?

Didn't quite understand

Come on, it's your last moment that you can do something like this. We're not

going to tell anybody. Oh, my God. I know, but it's on camera. Both of us did

it already.

You already... You already... You're a married woman. You know how it goes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Does it feel good?

Yes, it feels good.

I told you!

My hair's not flying.

Monica, I hated you.

Did I scare you?

You did.

You taste like a lamb in your eyes.

There's a bit of numbness.

Oh, my God.

I've never heard her make that sound before.

Look at her go!

She can't be found

She can't be bent.

She can't be bent.

Look,

she's twerking.

I think they should bend over.

You haven't done anything.

That's not fair.

We're having so much fun, obviously.

It was amazing, but on the camera, look at this.

You said you were going to be part of this.

I'm just going to sit here and be quiet.

You're so shy.

Enjoy it, because it's the last day you can do this.

Best first time ever.

I know what you're doing.

I think I'm

gonna

have some of

this.

Oh, I love you, ladies.

Yeah, you like that?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Ooh.

Huh?

Oh, yes.

Come on.

Get up. It's my turn.

Oh, yeah. Turn around.

This is my favorite right here.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Yeah. Oh.

You're a boogie.

So jiggly.

Yes. Oh, his balls. His balls.

Oh, they're pussies. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

yeah. Let's help our sister.

Oh, my God.

Can you give

us

the pen?

you're gonna come on our fucking faces

Yes.

I can't believe you guys did that.

You were here to join.

I would never do that. You know why you would never do it? Because you're

intimidated.